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@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-21 21:01:41

Series A, Episode 13 - Orac
BLAKE: You all right?
AVON: Ah, yes. I, I just felt a little dizzy, that's all.
BLAKE: My point is there's something we're missing in all this.
blake.torpidity.net/m/113/3 B7B5

Claude Sonnet 3.7 describes the image as: "This image shows a scene from what appears to be a classic science fiction television production, likely from the British series "Blake's 7." The setting features a futuristic interior with distinctive colored panels visible in the background.

Two people are engaged in conversation across a white table or console. The person on the left wears a dark sweater with patterned sleeves, while the person on the right is dressed in a striped outfit with disti…
@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-12-20 22:00:09

Die #Kernfusionskollektoranlage hat heute 0,147 kWh Energie eingefangen.
Gesamtleistung: 480 Wp
Ausrichtung: West
Anstellwinkel: 58 Grad
Diese #Balkonsolaranlage wurde durch das Berliner SolarPLUS-Programm gefördert.
Einspeiseverlust: 4.83 %

Die Grafik zeigt ab 01. Mai 2025 die tägliche Stromerzeugung als Balkendiagramm.
@rperezrosario@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 02:47:07

Microsoft Open-Source Programs Office Director Stacy Haffner, and Developer Community VP Scott Hanselman announced today in the wake of Microsoft's acquisition of Activision, that they have just released the source code for the games Zork 1-3 under a MIT open-source license.
"Preserving code that shaped generations: Zork I, II, and III go Open Source"

A black and white line art illustration representing the title "Preserving Code That Shaped Generations: Zork 1, 2, and 3 go Open Source. The composition arranges the title on the top over a desktop computer with the word "Zork" on the screen. The image was generated using ChatGPT 4o.
@bilbo_le_hobbit@mamot.fr
2026-01-20 11:00:02

Bouillon de culture. #vie

Gros plan sur une moisissure blanche se développant sur une courge rouge vif d'Étampes
@gevoel@mastodon.green
2025-11-20 12:51:35

Vroeger maakte ik vaak verse pasta, van fijn griesmeel, maar daar we steeds meer volkoren aten en nu zelfs volledig op volkoren zijn overgestapt schoot dar erbij in en ik mis dat. Maar ik heb eidelijk Volkoren Griesmeel van Biologische Durum Tarwe gevonden en gekocht en bezorgd gekregen. Nu staat niets het maken van gezonde verse pasta me meer in de weg. 😍
Alleen nog even doen.

vijf kilo volkoren griesmeel van biologische durum tarwe.
@rachel@norfolk.social
2025-11-20 12:44:35

I assess this burger as pretty good. Would eat again. 😋

Photo of an empty dinner plate that has the Cambridge Assessment logo on it. Cutlery on the plate, and some ketchup.
@Billybobbell@twit.social
2026-01-19 20:06:43

When Maria Corina Machado Wins the Nobel Peace Prize, “Peace” Has Lost Its Meaning. - Venezuela Solidarity Campaign
venezuelasolidarity.co.uk/2025

@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2025-12-21 08:46:41

Gestern Abend war Karaoke-Abend beim lebendigen Adventskalender im Dorf. Das war sehr lustig und schräg #Uckermark

Menschen sitzen an einem Tisch mit Kerzen unter Lichtern im Freien. Im Hintergrund ist ein Gebäude mit blauen Lichtern.
Ein kleiner Schrank auf dem ein Laptop mit Musikapp steht. Rechts daneben ein Mischpult. Der Hintergrund eine raue Wand auf der einige bunte Lichtflecken zu sehen sind.
Holzstühle um ein Feuer im Garten bei Nacht, umgeben von Stühhlen und einem Tisch mit einer Korb.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-22 00:58:37

gabagool

me in my Gabagool hat reflected in the window across from me on da bus
@ascendor@social.tchncs.de
2025-12-21 08:16:30

Da fällt in San Francisco der Strom aus, und das erste, worum sich Menschen Sorgen machen, sind ihre Autos.
Who you gonna call? PARKRAUMÜBERWACHERS!

@tanyakaroli@expressional.social
2025-12-21 14:23:19

Jeg er fascineret af husfacaderne her i Prenzlauer Berg. Desværre ved jeg tæt på intet om de forskellige arkitektoniske perioder, så jeg kan ikke navngive dem på billederne. Men fine er de!

Husfacade i støvet, lys rød/mørk laksefarvet med hvide rammer om vinduerne og er bånd under taget med en rød, bugtet linje. Midt på facaden en sektion i lys grå/hvid som er fremhævet fra resten og har høje, smalle vinduer
Høj lejlighedsbygning i hvid marmor hvor hjørnesektionen er åben men markeret af en høj kobberplade
Flere lejlighedsblokke hen ad en vej, malet i forskellige pastelfarver (lysegul, lyserød, lys mint, sand)
Nyere lejlighedsbyggerier der smelter smukt ind i den gamle stil
@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 20:48:23

A lot of people think #UXDesign is about features. It's not. The best #UX comes from finding the gaps *between* the features, and then filling those gaps with delicious sticky marmalade so that your users can't escape

@ingo@social.stuetzle.cc
2026-01-21 08:39:35

#Rojava: Nachdem Truppen der islamistischen Übergangsregierung die kurdischen Viertel von Aleppo/Syrien erobert hatten, überschlugen sich die Ereignisse im Nordosten Syriens. Es droht das Ende der kurdischen Selbstverwaltung.

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2025-11-20 18:01:41

An ex-Pentagon press corps member says Pentagon day pass requests now require an hour-by-hour activity summary and a list of people they plan to speak to (Ivan L. Nagy/Columbia Journalism Review)
cjr.org/analysis/pentagon-pres

@solawi@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-21 10:10:37

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@lornajane@indieweb.social
2026-01-20 17:22:01

My colleague set me up for success by telling me that the big event we do in a reasonably warm country? Is in a venue with Arctic level Aircon.
Genuinely taking care of the base of the pyramid of needs here.

@kingconsult@berlin.social
2026-01-20 17:48:22

exposure to sexual exploitation. We can help Europeans build and join alternatives that can serve this function properly.
4/4

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 00:20:23

Donvict
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-20 07:31:50

#Blakes7 Series A, Episode 13 - Orac
ENSOR: Well, I'm ready, shall we get started?
BLAKE: Well, wait a minute. There is something else.
ENSOR: What?
BLAKE: What about Orac?
ENSOR: Orac. Of course, yes, I can't leave Orac here.

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 19:08:19

"this whole thing smacks of jira" I holler as I overturn my manager's macbook at the annual planning offsite and turn our product-market fit into product-market shit

@ingo@social.stuetzle.cc
2026-01-20 15:00:31

Es ist 16 Uhr und noch hell. Das habe ich heute gebraucht.

@solawi@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-20 09:37:17

Wir begrüßen die #Solawi @… im Fediverse!
Viel Freude und fröhliches Tooten!
:toot: :mastodon: 👋 :mastolove:
#neuhier

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-20 10:29:46

Series A, Episode 13 - Orac
BLAKE: Zen, surface conditions?
ZEN: Tolerable. The land masses are arid and support only primitive plant life. Nine tenths of the planet is covered by water which is highly acidic. The level of the oceans is constantly rising and they now virtually cover all traces of the cities built by early civilizations.

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "This image shows a scene from what appears to be the classic British science fiction series "Blake's 7." The setting is the interior of a spacecraft, likely the flight deck of the Liberator, with its distinctive control panels and futuristic design elements. 

The scene depicts two people in the ship's control room - one wearing dark clothing with a green garment, and another in a red outfit. They appear to be operating or examining the ship's controls. The s…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 23:20:14

Diaper Donny
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 12:50:52

Executives don’t want to just sell juice. They want to empower you with an agentic, customizable, and seamless juice experience.
But no one has stopped to think about what any of that actually means. Before designing a "solution," you need a good, *shared* problem definition. If the beautiful clarity within the design team shatters on contact with any handoff, you didn't finish the job.
Read more in this week's Product Picnic:

@ingo@social.stuetzle.cc
2025-11-20 20:16:52

Die EU weiß um ihre Stärken

tagesschau.de-Teaser:

Ausweitung der Polizeimission
EU will 3.000 Polizisten für
Gaza ausbilden
@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 12:34:52

You might have heard that "the best revenge is a life well lived." But that's because your school was underfunded and you had old textbooks from before scientists invented the Revengerator.

@ingo@social.stuetzle.cc
2025-11-20 19:59:12

RE: mastodon.world/@afouxenidis/11
Marx's metaphor of vampirism has itself become the subject of reflection in journals that are part of this system.* I now find it difficult to use. It is much more important to make clear wh…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 22:25:02

Pissadent Chump
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-12-21 18:29:01

#AI is old news. Innovators must ask themselves: in 2026, how can I supercharge my productivity by incorporating labubus into my process?

@ingo@social.stuetzle.cc
2025-11-20 18:58:37

Jaimie Branch fehlt
intlanthem.bandcamp.com/track/

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-21 10:33:22

Series C, Episode 03 - Volcano
VILA: Because we can't.
[Flight deck]
AVON: Zen, flight status?
ZEN: The energy banks still require two minutes before power will be available to make navigation speed.
AVON: We'll be dead by then
blake.torpidity.net/m/303/622

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This appears to be a scene from the British science fiction television series "Blake's 7." The setting is inside what looks like a spaceship interior, with characteristic 1970s/80s sci-fi production design visible in the background, including control panels and curved architectural elements.

Four characters are gathered in conversation. On the left is a figure in a blue-grey uniform with curly hair. Next to them stands someone wearing an elaborate bro…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 04:20:16

Needy Amin
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-21 07:30:48

#Blakes7 Series C, Episode 04 - Dawn of the Gods
VILA: Wonderful. There's nothing wrong with the Liberator, therefore we must have imagined those alarms going off.
TARRANT: Orac, a small problem for you. What is the possiblity of a directional control fault arising on the Liberator without Zen knowing about it?

Claude Sonnet 3.7 describes the image as: "This image shows a scene from what appears to be a science fiction television production, likely from the series "Blake's 7" based on the distinctive set design. The scene takes place in what looks like a futuristic spacecraft interior with geometric wall panels and control consoles.

The setting features three people in a control room or flight deck. On the left is a person wearing a loose orange/tan shirt with dark trim. In the center background, som…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 03:20:16

Ginger-Faced Snowflake
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-20 22:50:02

Series D, Episode 03 - Traitor
QUUTE: Clever. Yes that would have made a mess of things. Is the scheme feasible?
IGIN: No, not at the moment. The water is still too high, We should have to tunnel over 300 metres.
blake.torpidity.net/m/403/8 B7B7

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 02:20:13

Poolius Sleazer
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This is satire, not sedition: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-20 22:36:41

Series A, Episode 03 - Cygnus Alpha
BLAKE: And we can't hold out much longer. That's certain.
VILA: And they'll be getting reinforcements.
blake.torpidity.net/m/103/547 B7B6

Claude Haiku 4.5 describes the image as: "# Scene Description

This image appears to be from a science fiction television production, showing three men in what looks like an underground or industrial setting with dark, weathered walls in the background. The lighting is dim and atmospheric, creating a tense mood typical of dramatic sci-fi programming.

The three actors are positioned closely together, engaged in what appears to be an intense conversation or confrontation. Their costumes consist …
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 01:20:14

President Dumpster
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-20 19:45:56

Series D, Episode 07 - Assassin
DAYNA: Well, aren't you going to tell us what happened? Vila's very worried. He wants to know what became of that sweet little girl.
SOOLIN: Vila, all sweet things have one thing in common: a tendency to make you sick.
blake.torpidity.net/m/407/540

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This image appears to be from the British science fiction television series "Blake's 7," which aired from 1978-1981. The scene is set in what looks like a futuristic spacecraft interior with distinctive ribbed metallic walls and sleek, modernist design elements typical of the show's aesthetic.

The setting features the characteristic production design of the series, with its clean lines and utilitarian sci-fi environment. In the background, you can see…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 08:20:14

Happy Meal Hussein
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-20 16:42:55

Series D, Episode 07 - Assassin
SOOLIN: See for yourself [they look] He's shut down life support. [Red emergency lighting come on]
[Hold - Piri kneels by Nebrox's body]
AVON: Presumably, wherever he is, he has some kind of breathing apparatus.
blake.torpidity.net/m/407/416

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 07:20:16

Donny Little Hands
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-20 13:40:29

Series C, Episode 05 - The Harvest of Kairos
DASTOR: The Liberator, madam. Tele-sentry stations report an approach course for Lypterion. Tarrant is coming here.
SERVALAN: I know that. When will he arrive?
blake.torpidity.net/m/305/173 B7B3

Claude Sonnet 3.7 describes the image as: "This image appears to be a black and white scene from a science fiction television production, likely from the 1960s or 1970s based on the set design and styling. The scene takes place in what looks like a futuristic interior with smooth, minimalist walls and curved design elements.

The image shows three individuals in a stark, modernist space. On the left is a person in a form-fitting white outfit with an unusual transparent collar or shoulder detail…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 05:20:15

Donald Duck-the-draft
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-20 10:38:03

Series A, Episode 10 - Breakdown
KAYN: Oh, yes, sorry. One thing I will say for the Federation, when they decide to do a thing, they do it. [Blake and Kayn exit.]
VILA: I didn't like the sound of that much.
AVON: One of the many faces of neutrality.
blake.torpidity.net/m/110/395

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This image shows a scene from the British science fiction television series "Blake's 7," which aired from 1978 to 1981. The setting appears to be the flight deck of the spacecraft Liberator, characterized by its distinctive retro-futuristic design with dark walls, geometric light panels, and console stations featuring colorful buttons and controls.

Two crew members are seated at the control stations. On the left is Michael Keating, wearing a brown and…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 12:20:18

Criminal in Chief
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-20 07:35:32

#Blakes7 Series D, Episode 07 - Assassin
AVON: And reduce our chances of finding Cancer by a third. Out of the question.
SOOLIN: Why don't we lock her in here?
TARRANT: He got out of the hold, he can get into it.

Claude Sonnet 4 describes the image as: "This image appears to be from a science fiction television production, showing two characters in what looks like a spacecraft or futuristic control room setting. The scene has dramatic lighting with green and blue tones that create an atmospheric, otherworldly ambiance. One character wears a distinctive black leather outfit with metallic studs or decorative elements, giving them an authoritative, possibly villainous appearance. The other character has bl…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 11:20:15

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-21 16:38:27

Series D, Episode 07 - Assassin
AVON: Again.
TARRANT: Nothing. There's no response at all.
AVON: Try the auxiliaries.
TARRANT: Nothing there either.
SOOLIN: But there must be. The life support systems are working perfectly.
blake.torpidity.net/m/407/373 B7…

Claude Sonnet 4 describes the image as: "This image shows a scene from the British science fiction series "Blake's 7," set in the futuristic interior of the spacecraft Liberator. In the foreground, a man in a grey uniform with curly dark hair embraces a blonde woman in a sparkly, sequined top. The woman appears distressed, burying her face against him in an emotional moment. 

The setting has the show's characteristic high-tech aesthetic with metallic surfaces, hexagonal wall panels, and ambien…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 10:20:14

Poolius Sleazer
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-21 13:35:40

Series C, Episode 02 - Powerplay
VILA: My mind?
LOM: You were talking to yourself in different voices.
blake.torpidity.net/m/302/84 B7B3

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 09:20:16

Tangerine Terror
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-20 13:36:51

Series D, Episode 02 - Power
GUNN SAR: Put that thing back where it came from. Use his glove.
[On the hillside]
PELLA: The one being held by the Hommiks is called Avon.
KATE: Well, does he concern us?
PELLA: Our future depends on him. Dorian is dead.
blake.torpidity.net/m/402/207

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This image appears to be from a medieval or fantasy-themed film or television production, likely from the 1970s or 1980s based on the visual quality and production style. Four characters are shown standing outdoors in what appears to be a rocky, mountainous terrain with misty or foggy conditions in the background.

The figures are dressed in period costumes: one wears a tan/beige cloak or robe, another is dressed in dark clothing with fur trim, and a p…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 17:20:15

Tangelo Mump
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This is for tee hee, not treason: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-20 10:34:13

Series C, Episode 11 - Moloch
AVON: We shouldn't have made him go.
CALLY: He's a free man; he didn't have to go if he didn't want to.
AVON: He was under pressure. It's all very well for Tarrant to play the hero; that's his decision. But Vila?
blake.torpidity.net/m/311/260

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 16:20:16

Donvict
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-21 16:13:58

Series C, Episode 06 - City at the Edge of the World
ORAC: No definite records exist. I have however found an obscure archeological treatise which suggests the ancestors of the present inhabitants may have called their planet Kezarn.
VILA: Wonderful. I'm going to die on a planet that hasn't even got a name any more.

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 15:20:15

The Nodfather
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-21 13:11:44

Series C, Episode 12 - Death-Watch
MAX: Did you expect to?
DEETA: I don't mean personally. I mean there's something strange about him, something wrong.
blake.torpidity.net/m/312/219 B7B3

Claude Sonnet 4 describes the image as: "This image shows a man in what appears to be a military or formal uniform with decorative braiding or cord details on the shoulders. He has brown hair styled in a 1970s fashion and is looking directly at the camera with an intense expression. The background appears to be indoors with light-colored walls or pillars, suggesting this may be from a television production or film from that era. The costume and styling are consistent with period drama productio…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 14:20:14

Toddler in Chief
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-21 10:09:11

Series B, Episode 10 - Voice from the Past
AVON: Could it have been perfected by now?
CALLY: Possibly. At least for the transmission of a basic signal.
JENNA: Like an oscillating pulse tone.
blake.torpidity.net/m/210/245 B7B2

Claude Haiku 4.5 describes the image as: "# Image Description

This is a portrait photograph of an actor in what appears to be a science fiction production setting. The image shows a man with distinctive dark hair styled with bangs, wearing a gray and dark colored jacket or tunic typical of 1970s-80s television costume design. The lighting and composition suggest this is a promotional or production still from a science fiction television series.

The background is minimal and neutral, with gray…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 13:20:15

Cheddar Insurrector
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-21 07:06:24

#Blakes7 Series B, Episode 12 - The Keeper
CALLY: What's that? He's transmitting. Who to?
AVON: Who cares? Stand by.
CALLY: His detectors must warn him soon.
blake.torpidity.net/m/212/69

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 21:20:19

Hair Force One
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-20 19:42:00

Series B, Episode 10 - Voice from the Past
VILA: You're in charge now, are you?
AVON: Can you think of anyone more suitable? Yourself, perhaps? [Exits]
VILA: And why not? [Shouts after Avon] I'm as good as you are. [Sotto voce] Better probably.
blake.torpidity.net/m/210/177

Claude Sonnet 4 describes the image as: "This appears to be a scene from the British science fiction television series "Blake's 7" (1978-1981). The setting shows the interior of what looks like a futuristic spacecraft or space station, with characteristic curved walls and metallic surfaces typical of the show's production design.

In the scene, there are three characters present. One person is seated in what appears to be a chair or command position, wearing light-colored clothing and having so…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 20:20:15

Sherbet Pervert
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-20 16:39:22

Series B, Episode 12 - The Keeper
BLAKE: Quiet! You'll bring the guards.
OLD MAN: Not the guards! Not the guards!
BLAKE: Then keep quiet. [Old Man drops out of sight.]
[GOLA'S TENT - He is playing chequers with Jenna, Servalan is watching.]
blake.torpidity.net/m/212/319

Claude Sonnet 3.7 describes the image as: "This image appears to be a still from what seems to be a film or television production, possibly from a drama or thriller. The scene is quite dark and atmospheric, creating a tense mood. On the right side of the frame, there's a person with dark hair partially visible, seeming to peer through what might be a doorway or narrow opening. On the left, there's someone with white or light-colored hair, shown from behind.

The lighting creates strong shadows …
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 19:20:15

Impeached Beached Fail
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-21 22:18:56

Series D, Episode 10 - Gold
TARRANT: I've never seen currency of that size.
DAYNA: Neither have I.
VILA: I just can't believe my eyes.
SOOLIN: Avon, why didn't you tell us that you knew who it was who was setting us up?
blake.torpidity.net/m/410/416 B7B6…

Claude Haiku 4.5 describes the image as: "# Scene from a Science Fiction Television Production

This image appears to be from a 1970s or 1980s science fiction television series, set in what looks like a spaceship's command or control center. The metallic walls, control panels with vertical striping, and technical equipment visible in the background establish a futuristic aesthetic typical of the era.

The scene shows three main figures in the foreground engaged with what appears to be technical…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 18:20:20

Dachau Donny
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-21 19:16:37

Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
KOMMISSAR: Really? I've heard of people who resist. I've never seen one before. This could be interesting. Let us begin.
ASSISTANT KOMMISSAR: Sir. [They walk toward rack room. Kommissar stops and turns to Ro]
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Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This image captures a dramatic moment from what appears to be a classical stage production or filmed theatrical performance. The actor is shown in a contemplative pose, gazing upward against a dark, textured background that suggests a cave or rocky environment. He wears a rich burgundy or wine-colored velvet tunic with an ornate brooch at the collar, costume choices that evoke medieval or Renaissance period drama.

The lighting creates a theatrical chi…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-22 01:20:15

Dopey McGropey
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This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-20 07:27:18

#Blakes7 Series B, Episode 02 - Shadow
LARGO: Oh, I'm fascinated. But I'm just an independent businessman.
AVON: [Takes two gems from a bag, lays them on Largo's platform] Are you sure?
blake.torpidity.net/m/…

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "This scene appears to be from a science fiction television production, likely from the 1970s or early 1980s based on the visual quality and costume design. The setting features a sleek, minimalist interior with pale walls and geometric patterns, characteristic of futuristic set design from that era.

In the foreground, one actor wears a distinctive metallic silver tunic with voluminous sleeves over black clothing, creating a striking space-age appearan…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-22 00:20:17

Little Donnie Small Hands
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's not have humor lead to homicide.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-20 07:05:23

#Blakes7 Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
AVON: We're also a long way out and still running. Why?
JENNA: We lost those patrol ships ages ago.
VILA: We lost everything ages ago. Nothing comes this far out.
BLAKE: So we're free for the time being anyway.

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 23:20:17

King Leer
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This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-20 20:00:27

Series C, Episode 06 - City at the Edge of the World
AVON: Do you want me to threaten you?
TARRANT: Why not? I haven't had a good laugh in ages.
AVON: Sensible. You could die laughing.
CALLY: Why are you suddenly so protective towards Vila?
blake.torpidity.net/m/306/57

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "This image shows a man with dark brown hair styled in a 1970s fashion, featuring bangs and shoulder-length layers. He's wearing a dark leather or vinyl jacket over what appears to be a black shirt or turtleneck. The setting appears to be indoors, with a muted, institutional-looking background featuring green and pale blue tones typical of television studio sets from that era.

The lighting and color palette suggest this is from a science fiction television pr…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 22:20:13

Teeny Weeny Mussolini
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This is a joke, not a threat: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-20 16:56:10

Series C, Episode 10 - Ultraworld
Vila: What did I do? Only saved your neck. That's what. Ask Orac. Go on. [inserts Orac's activator key] Ask him.
AVON: Orac, is it true that we have an unsung hero in our midst?
ORAC: To whom are you referring?
blake.torpidity.net/m/310/690

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 08:20:18

Jabba the Gut
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This is a joke, not a threat: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-20 16:34:41

Series D, Episode 03 - Traitor
GENERAL: It's not necessary, Practor's been on the Federation Civil List for years. He knows all the ropes. So it shouldn't take too long to hand over. Then we can get on to Wanta.
QUUTE: Wanta?
blake.torpidity.net/m/403/86 B7B4

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 07:20:18

Disinfectant Dolt
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-20 13:32:22

Series B, Episode 12 - The Keeper
JENNA: Where?
TARA: The vapour does not tell me that.
JENNA: Lurgen left behind him a secret, what does the vapour say about that? The keeper of the secret may not even know that he, or she, is the keeper.
blake.torpidity.net/m/212/261 B7…

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "This appears to be a scene from a period drama or horror film, set in what looks like a dimly lit, rustic interior. The atmosphere is moody and theatrical, with dramatic lighting creating shadows throughout the scene. Two figures are visible - one appears to be an older woman with long, grey hair wearing period costume with ornate details, seated and appearing to be in conversation or consultation. The other figure is partially visible in the foregroun…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 06:20:15

Douche Bigelow
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-21 10:07:46

Series C, Episode 03 - Volcano
AVON: Is there any weaponry activity of any kind registering on Obsidian?
ZEN: Negative.
AVON: None whatsoever? Run the scan again.
blake.torpidity.net/m/303/352 B7B2

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "This image shows a scene from the classic British science fiction television series "Blake's 7" from the late 1970s/early 1980s. The setting appears to be the flight deck or control room of the alien spacecraft Liberator, recognizable by its distinctive curved architectural elements and control panels with a bronze/orange color scheme. The character is wearing the iconic black leather outfit typical of the show's rebel crew members. The scene captures …
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-21 07:05:20

#Blakes7 Series A, Episode 03 - Cygnus Alpha
KARA: Gan.
[Gan steps back. The spear misses him and hits Kara. The fight continues. Blake is struggling with one of the priests. Vila stabs the priest.]
BLAKE: Don't just stand there Vila. Run.

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "# Theatrical Scene Analysis

This appears to be a dramatic stage production set in a gothic or medieval environment. The scene depicts a funeral or death ritual, with a figure lying horizontally on a red fabric-draped platform or altar. The setting is notably dark, with minimal lighting that creates an eerie atmosphere.

The staging includes numerous figures dressed in dark, period-appropriate clothing standing solemnly in the background. Some figures hold ca…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 13:20:18

Marginally Sentient Spray-Tan
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This is satire, not sedition: don't have me abducted.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-21 19:14:55

Series D, Episode 06 - Headhunter
AVON: Where is Orac?
SOOLIN: Behind a panel in section four.
AVON: We have to get Orac outside.
TARRANT: Why risk it?
blake.torpidity.net/m/406/498 B7B5

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "This image appears to be from the classic British science fiction television series "Blake's 7" from the late 1970s/early 1980s. The scene shows a group of people in futuristic costumes standing in what looks like a spacecraft or space station interior with gray walls and utilitarian design.

The costumes feature distinctive styling typical of sci-fi productions of that era - including a character in black leather with silver accents holding what appears to b…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 12:20:15

Tweety Amin
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-21 16:11:51

Series B, Episode 05 - Pressure Point
JENNA: There is a condition.
BLAKE: Yes?
JENNA: None of us is prepared to commit suicide. We don't intend to die making some heroic gesture.
CALLY: We need a chance of survival.
blake.torpidity.net/m/205/85 B7B4

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 11:20:12

Der Cheetoführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-21 13:10:01

Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
AVON: Has anybody else picked it up?
ZEN: Negative. [More beeps come in]
AVON: Decode.
blake.torpidity.net/m/204/530 B7B3

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "# Scene Description

This image shows a figure in a silvery, flowing tunic-style garment seated at what appears to be a control console or command station. The setting features a futuristic interior with dark, metallic walls and atmospheric lighting in warm tones. Behind the figure is a sleek panel with horizontal lines characteristic of science fiction production design from the 1970s-1980s era.

The character displayed a composed, serious demeanor while sea…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 10:20:17

A-Man-For-All-Treasons
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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-11-21 22:17:27

Series C, Episode 05 - The Harvest of Kairos
VILA: We got it, we got it!
DAYNA: Right on the nose! [laughs]
[Space Command]
SERVALAN: How did that happen?
JARVIK: They fired through their own force shield.
SERVALAN: Don't be absurd.
blake.torpidity.net/m/305/292

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "This image shows a scene from the classic British science fiction TV series "Blake's 7," set on what appears to be a spacecraft bridge or control room. The setting features a futuristic design with angular metallic panels and control consoles typical of the show's distinctive visual style from the late 1970s/early 1980s.

The crew members are positioned at different levels of the set - two at control stations in the background on elevated platforms, while two…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 17:20:15

Donye West
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 16:20:15

The Nodfather
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45