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@jeang3nie@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-19 16:55:56

I'm not usually one to get excited over #motorcycle gear, but I just picked up a Nelson Rigg Stormrider rain suit on closeout for about 65% off and I'm totally impressed with it so far. I rode 24 miles to work today in a driving rain with high winds and arrived completely dry and comfortable. First impressions are that this was a fantastic buy, and something I'm going to use un…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-19 01:00:55

I guess I'm going to YOLO replacing the soldered wifi module on my ThinkPad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2025-10-19 14:55:42

mein papa halt alte ausgabe vom magazin "folio" der NZZ aus den 1990er-jahren ausgegraben.
diese karikatur von #gerhardglück von 1996 ist ziemlich zeitlos ...

foto einer seite aus dem NZZ folio september 1996 mit einer zeichnung von gehard glück: man sieht einen mann in einer leeren landschaft stehen, in der bunte große punkte auf dem boden liegen. bildunterschrift: "wohin man auch schaut, überall findet man heute verlassene standpunkte."
foto der titelseite vom NZZ folio september 1996
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-19 12:28:08

diabeetus

Wilford Brimley
@davej@dice.camp
2025-11-20 11:58:46

This week’s #ThursdayFiveList is all about #Children, courtesy of @…:
1. Almost Vinyl, “That's a Fucking Ugly Baby”—

Painting of a young boy in t-shirt and shorts standing on a doorstep, squinting coolly at the viewer beneath an expansive forehead. Beside him, the lifelike doll of a girl rests against the doorframe, clutching what appears to be a bottle with wires protruding from the top. The door behind them consists of glass panes, behind which a dozen disembodied hands can be seen. At the door’s top, directly above the boy, the moon reflects from a glass pane, dark but for a sliver of light on its bottom s…
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-10-20 11:25:39

Q&A with Asana co-founder Dustin Moskovitz on Facebook, starting Asana, SaaS companies, enterprise AI, the "empty seat problem", AI modesty, AI safety, and more (Ben Thompson/Stratechery)
stratechery.com/2025/an-interv

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-19 12:02:54

If this isn't actually AI slop, then it's certainly what they trained the slop engine on. Either way, somebody got paid for this shit.

"What you hold in your hand is a V.I.P. pass to the party. This is invite only, where vitamins dance the funky chicken with fruit, while tea sits in the armchair with a knowing grin. You see, it's his rumble room and sugar didn't get the nod! So start the party in your bod and send health down the little red lane, gulp by funky gulp. Mmmmm yeah."
@dde@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-18 14:37:02

BZ120 Over-Engineering – buzzzoom.de/120/
Was ist eigentlich Over-Engineering?

@selea@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-20 17:17:12

Fresh #Debian installation:
13 processes
uses 120 MB RAM
1.7 GB used disk
I find this very impressive
:debian:

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-12-19 12:03:24

You wouldn't #HTTP status code a #train.

@dnddeutsch@pnpde.social
2025-11-18 08:15:07

In Forbidden Psalm hat man nicht viel Equipment zu managen und es ist betont einfach designt. Nur die Scrolls (Zauber) muss ich immer wieder nachschlagen. Schluss damit!
Hier sind 32 Karten für alle Clean & Unclean Scrolls
drivethrurpg.com/en/product/54

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-19 07:13:04

I take it back. Linux's eternal September has already begun.

@jeang3nie@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-18 17:01:04

So the #NoKings protests are going on. I'd love to join, but like millions of Americans who are among the most pissed off (think anyone working in any kind of service industry) I'm here at work.
It's been quite a long time since I've had regular weekends on the days that a lot of you take for granted having off. It's socially alienating for sure, you miss all kinds o…

@CubitOom@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-19 00:59:54

Fascist Paramilitary invaders (ICE/CBP) tased a non resisting woman in zip ties, then throws her nonresponsive body into his truck like a rag doll. (Oak Park neighborhood of Detroit, MI 11/17/25)
Source:
reddit.com/comments/1p01ser

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2025-11-18 12:45:28

For #TextureTuesday some more WIP snapshots of STRATA, a generative system I've been on/off working on since 2014 (in Clojure/TypeScript/Zig, originally for the cover design of HOLO magazine), loosely based on 1950s research/experiments by Barricelli, somewhat related to cellular automata and extended to use a different and much larger set of "reproduction/collision rules" f…

Abstract, colorful & highly detailed pixel texture, resulting from a cellular-automata-like simulation generation process.
Abstract, colorful & highly detailed pixel texture, resulting from a cellular-automata-like simulation generation process.
Abstract, colorful & highly detailed pixel texture, resulting from a cellular-automata-like simulation generation process.
Abstract, colorful & highly detailed pixel texture, resulting from a cellular-automata-like simulation generation process.
@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-10-19 11:16:44

Ask An Orthodontist With Dr Derek Mahony
This podcast is presented by Dr. Derek Mahony, an orthodontist who has lectured in over 120 countries about early intervention orthodontics...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/kids-s

 Ask An Orthodontist With Dr Derek Mahony 
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@esoriano@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-19 16:14:54

Paper rejected with a minor revision and something else I don’t know what it is (not a revision): six absurd questions in a paragraph of a few lines, which I’ll never be able to answer anyway.
That’s how dreadful journal revisions are in 2025. We carry on.

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-11-18 00:30:02

Urban Adventure 🏞️
城市探险 🏞️
📷Nikon FE
🎞️Fuijfilm NEOPAN SS, expired 1993
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

Fujifilm NEOPAN SS (FF)

English Alt Text: A black-and-white photo shows dense shrubbery in the foreground with trimmed bushes and a building in the background. The depth of field is shallow, keeping the background sharp while the foreground is softly blurred. The scene feels quiet and urban, with nature partially enclosing a built environment. The contrast between organic textures and structured signage adds visual interest.

中文替代文字:
这张黑白照片前景是茂密的灌木丛,背景是修剪整齐的绿篱和一栋建筑。景深较浅,背景清晰,前景略微模糊。整个场景宁静而城市化,…
Fujifilm NEOPAN SS (FF)

English Alt Text: A black-and-white photo shows the top of a cylindrical modern building partially hidden by dense leafy trees. The building has vertical lines and a rounded top. A vintage-style streetlamp stands on the left. The sky is overcast, casting a soft, diffused light. The contrast between the structured architecture and organic foliage creates a contemplative mood, blending urban and natural elements.

中文替代文字:
这张黑白照片展示一座圆柱形现代建筑的顶部,被茂密的树叶部分遮挡。建筑有垂直线条和圆形顶部。左侧有一个…
Fujifilm NEOPAN SS (FF)

English Alt Text: A black-and-white photo depicts a small outdoor area with a thin, twisted tree in the foreground. Beneath it sits a simple chair with a curved backrest and a table partially visible to the left. A plastic bucket rests under the table. The background features a building wall with a barred window and another window partially seen. The ground is grassy with scattered debris and small plants. The scene blends natural and man-made elements, evoking quiet so…
Fujifilm NEOPAN SS (FF)

English Alt Text: A black-and-white photo captures a person ascending an escalator in a modern architectural space. The person wears a hat and casual clothes, seen from a low angle that emphasizes the steep diagonal of the escalator. The surrounding structure includes glass panels and metal beams, forming strong geometric lines. Light and shadow interplay across the surfaces, adding depth and motion. Another person is partially visible on the right, cropped by the frame…
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-19 19:48:04

I've never wanted to be a pig more than I do right now

Patent US3008452A depicting the C. E. BAIRD ANIMAL INSECTICIDE APPLICATOR which offers a hog the opportunity for a nice back-scratch from an abrasive belt which also simultaneously applies insecticide.

"It will be appreciated that animals often like to rub or scratch portions of their bodies. Accordingly, the prior art discloses various devices which enables an animal to easily rub its back against a slightly abrasive surface. It has been found desirable to apply insecticide to animals at peri…
@arXiv_csPL_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-15 12:25:58

Replaced article(s) found for cs.PL. arxiv.org/list/cs.PL/new
[1/1]:
- Incremental Computation: What Is the Essence?
Yanhong A. Liu

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-12-17 16:25:08

Kapitalismus made in USA — Reichtum als Kult: Geschichte
Vor 120 Jahren entstand in den USA ein kapitalistisches Eldorado, das den Weg für Persönlichkeiten wie Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos und Bill Gates ebnete. Wie festigte sich die Macht der Superreichen, vor allem in der Zeit der Wirtschaftskrise nach 1929 oder auch während Ronald Reagans Politik der Deregulierung und Steuersenkungen in den 1980er-Jahren?
📺 Doku Serie

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-10-18 15:21:31

Series A, Episode 10 - Breakdown
VILA: You can say goodbye to one bolt hole.
BLAKE: How far is it?
AVON: One hundred and fifty hours. [To Zen] Confirm.
ZEN: Flight time is six hundred forty three hours.
AVON: Direct flight.
blake.torpidity.net/m/110/120 B7B4…

Claude 3.7 describes the image as: "This image appears to be from a science fiction television series from the late 1970s or early 1980s. The scene shows a person with short hair wearing a distinctive burgundy and brown patterned outfit with a high collar. They have a slight smile and appear to be in what looks like a futuristic spacecraft or space station setting, indicated by the sleek, minimalist background and what seems to be a chair or control station visible behind them.

The costume des…
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-19 18:30:52

macOS is like "yeah we've got 100GB of Time Machine backups cached, but don't worry, if you need the space, we'll just delete them!"
Well, that was a lie.

adb: error: cannot write './Camera/VID_20251217_212024850.mp4': No space left on device
@kristian@social.purrucker.de
2025-10-20 15:51:51

Am zweiten Tag des Urlaubs versuchen wir Nemo zu finden. Dazu geht es mit dem Tauchboot des Sinai Dive Clubs zur Insel Tiran im Roten Meer.
#Agypten #scubadiving #vacationtime

@gardenscorpion@osna.social
2025-12-19 15:08:45

Hier könnt ihr euch die #mastodon Karten legen lassen 😅
Mastodon Wraps 2025
mastodon-wrapped.playground.54
Zitat Webseite:
Importiere a…

Mastodon wrapoed 2025 "Kachel"
Orange gelb gehalten
195 Toots gepostet, 294 Zeichen durchschnittlich, 80 mit Medien, 120 Antworten, 42 Re-Toots
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-20 00:30:08

Somebody Told Me (The User Provider Should Use An Adaptor To Proxy The Query Factory Builder)
youtu.be/p03oO_7sCaY

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-20 11:57:49

Lap space is limited. We have to build upward

A cat that has crawled on top of another cat on a lap
@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-17 19:44:55

More AI slop coming to FB. Any local advertisers will get a polite note, and if they still use it, I walk away to their competitors.

Facebook personalizing ads via AI slop.
@laxsill@social.spejset.org
2025-11-16 07:11:12

Dagens schema på #limmudstockholm. Tyvärr nästan bara politik men vad gör man

Schema för Limmud. Ett samtal om folkmordsdefinitionen, ett om att ta avstånd från Israel, ett om judar och vänster och ett om argumentation Talmud.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-20 11:34:04

Queen

Hillary Clinton from the Epstein files release wearing a long silk cloak with a lot of structure. Evil empire vibes.
@esoriano@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-20 12:17:09

Nunca te acostaršs sin aprender algo nuevo: no conocía el comando :X de vim, para cifrar el fichero. Puede usar blowfish:
$> file x.txt
x.txt: Vim encrypted file data with blowfish cryptmethod
Ponte en ~/.vimrc
set cm=blowfish
Se deriva la clave usando SHA-256 con salt.

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-12-05 13:06:00

DSA: EU-Kommission verhängt 120 Millionen Euro Strafe gegen X
Wegen mehrerer Verstöße gegen den Digital Services Act hat die Europäische Kommission eine erste Strafe gegen Elon Musks Plattform X verhängt.

@arXiv_csPL_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-15 11:06:49

Crosslisted article(s) found for cs.PL. arxiv.org/list/cs.PL/new
[1/1]:
- Tensor Logic: The Language of AI
Pedro Domingos
ar…

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-11-12 14:24:27

Man, today's Metacurity is packed with tons of critical infosec developments you should know, including
--Google sues Chinese smishing giant Lighthouse Enterprise for scams across 120 countries,
--UK proposes new cyberattack defenses,
--UK to allow tests of AI systems to gauge CSAM potential,
--Oz spy chief says China probed country's telecom networks,
--China blames US gov't for $13B LuBian theft,
--Google unveils Private AI Compute,
--M…

@doktrock@toad.social
2025-12-15 02:11:45

Survey of White Hawk's works at the Walker Art Center. If you can, see it!

Sign:
Dyani White Hawk 

Love Language
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2025-12-18 20:00:05

"Metlen flicks switch on 120 MW of solar in Australia"
#Australia #SolarPower #Energy #Renewables

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-10-17 11:00:04

ugandan_village: Ugandan village networks (2013)
Complete friendship and health advice social networks among households in 17 rural villages bordering Lake Victoria in Mayuge District, Uganda in 2013. Nodes are households and edges represent either a close friendship or a trusted health advisor connection, obtained via a name generator questionnaire.
This network has 120 nodes and 295 edges.
Tags: Social, Offline, Unweighted, Multilayer

ugandan_village: Ugandan village networks (2013). 120 nodes, 295 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/ugandan_village#friendship-15
@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2025-12-13 11:53:52

Good morning!

Green fields, trees, blue sky, low sun
@mpsgoettingen@academiccloud.social
2025-11-14 16:03:51

Today was the last day of ESA's JUICE Science Working Team Meeting at #mpsgoettingen in Göttingen – with lots of talks, discussions, and planning for the months and years ahead. Thanks to everyone for being here and making the meeting a success!
#ESA

group picture in front of main entrance of the Max Planck Institute for Solar System Research
@kristian@social.purrucker.de
2025-10-20 15:13:40

Gleich am ersten Tag des Urlaubs, schauen Simon und ich uns Ägypten von 18 Metern unter dem Meeresspiegel an. Bei den Temperaturen hier alle mal eine gute Idee 🤿
#Agypten #scubadiving #vacationtime

@arXiv_csPL_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-15 08:40:12

GUPPY: Pythonic Quantum-Classical Programming
Mark Koch, Alan Lawrence, Kartik Singhal, Seyon Sivarajah, Ross Duncan
arxiv.org/abs/2510.12582

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-18 01:26:43

It took THE ENTIRE DAY to get the barn opening cut large enough and then THE ENTIRE EVENING to winch and shove and wiggle and cajole this rotting piece of shit vardo inside the rotting piece of shit barn so we can work on it over the miserable drippy fuckass winter without getting excessively wet and overly fuckassed. (Miserable is unavoidable: it's Europe.) I need to order a big tarp to serve as a barn door. I need to order a desiccant dehumidifier that will actually work on something t…

@arXiv_csPL_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-15 08:34:11

Operational methods in semantics
Roberto M. Amadio
arxiv.org/abs/2510.12295 arxiv.org/pdf/2510.12295

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-10-08 04:45:54

Raise Financial Services, the parent company of Indian stock trading and investment app Dhan, raised $120M led by Hornbill Capital at a $1.2B valuation (Kunal Manchanada/Entrackr)
entrackr.com/news/dhan-turns-u

@cheryanne@aus.social
2025-10-15 23:50:43

A Wheelie Good Sex Chat
Welcome to A Wheelie Good Sex Chat, a podcast aiming to open up conversations about disability and sexuality...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/a-whee

A Wheelie Good Sex Chat
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@jeang3nie@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-13 15:42:20

Trying to focus on other things so I've been trying to knock things off the fixit list at home (we just bought this house and only moved in a month ago). So I have two outlets that have no power, as in the line isn't even hot. One is in the bathroom and I could swear it was working when we did our home inspection. Starting to suspect critters in the attic, so getting up there to inspect is tomorrow's agenda.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-18 11:08:35

Abraham Lincoln didn't kill himself

@kristian@social.purrucker.de
2025-10-18 09:47:39

Nach durchreister Nacht von einem verrückten ägyptischen Taxifahrer um 6 Uhr Morgens mit 120 km/h durch die Innenstadt von Sharm El Sheikh zum Hotel gefahren worden und überlebt!
Und danach am Hotelpool mit dem ersten Ägyptische Bier darauf warten, dass das Hotelzimmer frei wird.
Und dabei werden wir argwöhnisch von einem kleinen Besucher beäugt.
#Agypten

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-18 09:57:53

I'm so old that I still write Micro$oft with a dollar sign

@arXiv_csPL_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-15 08:32:51

Functional Reasoning for Distributed Systems with Failures
Haobin Ni, Robbert van Renesse, Greg Morrisett
arxiv.org/abs/2510.12131 arxiv.or…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-18 22:09:00

Was just musing that it's nice and warm in here since we've had the stove on all day
I guess we've developed low standards

A thermometer reading 12°C / 52°F
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-18 18:11:56

I'm hopeful that the current RAM crisis will end up tanking demand for other hardware to the extent that I'll be able to pick up a future Zen6 chip and AM5 board (or at least a 5950X) for less than they'd otherwise go for. Let's arbitrage this shit to our advantage! (I will shortly have a recurring CPU-bound task that will benefit greatly from doubling my core count or other improvements, and I do have 2x16GB DDR5 SoDIMMs that I could press into service with an adapter in a n…

@esoriano@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-18 08:53:13

Desmontando el relato sobre la Inteligencia Artificial generativa: nos venden una Inteligencia Artificial que razona, piensa y hasta siente, pero ¿es verdad? La Inteligencia Artificial ya escribe textos, crea imšgenes y responde como un humano. Pero no piensa ni razona.
youtu.be/pmsTzFLM8rI?si=u1JPau

@arXiv_csPL_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-15 08:30:42

AwareCompiler: Agentic Context-Aware Compiler Optimization via a Synergistic Knowledge-Data Driven Framework
Hongyu Lin, Haolin Pan, Haoran Luo, Yuchen Li, Kaichun Yao, Libo Zhang, Mingjie Xing, Yanjun Wu
arxiv.org/abs/2510.11759

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-18 13:50:04

Disco has to make a comeback ASAP

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-18 13:49:01

The U.S. Navy needs to start using Village People "In the Navy" as a recruitment tool

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-18 13:10:45

I need people to understand that a Lenovo ThinkPad and a Lenovo IdeaPad, or a Lenovo Yoga and a Lenovo ThinkPad Yoga, are totally different things, where one is a flimsy piece of shit and the other has a good chance of being a computer that you replace because it finally got too slow rather than because every part on it failed multiple times. ThinkPads (mostly) last.

@arXiv_csPL_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-15 07:36:01

Verifying Correctness of Shared Channels in a Cooperatively Scheduled Process-Oriented Language
Jan Pedersen, Kevin Chalmers
arxiv.org/abs/2510.11751

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-18 12:52:45

If you can manage to get your hands on one, the Lenovo ThinkPad C13 Yoga (a chromebook reflashed with MrChromeBox firmware) is the most perfect basic Linux laptop I've ever had. DO NOT get the 4GB RAM/eMMC model (problems); preferably get the 16GB RAM model if available; OLED screen is the max spec. The battery life is great. Everything works out of the box in openSUSE, including esoteric stuff like the touchscreen and pressure-sensitive stylus. It's just a delight, the best €140 I&#…

@esoriano@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-18 08:28:35

Amigo de "clase media" (sic) de Fuenlabrada, Getafe, Alcorcón, Móstoles, Leganés... cuando tengas que pagar 20K euros por hijo/curso en una universidad privada, te daršs cuenta del desguace que estš haciendo la CAM de tu querida Ayuso.
Spoiler: como sus abuelos, tus hijos no van a ir a la universidad.

datos sobre el desguace de la universidad pública en la CAM
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-18 22:50:36

Apple hardware really is crazily good compared to everything else out there, as long as you have the money for it. Exotic RISC workstations are very much back! Strangely, I don't want one like I wanted an SGI in the 1990s.

@arXiv_csPL_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-15 07:35:41

[2025-10-15 Wed (UTC), 5 new articles found for cs.PL Programming Languages]
toXiv_bot_toot

@jeang3nie@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-10 00:01:03

It took way longer than it probably should have, but I managed an A on this week's Calculus homework.
I probably should have picked something less involved when trying to return to school after my dad's passing. I still feel like my brain isn't fully in gear sometimes. That's why this felt especially good. It's a sign that I haven't totally lost it.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-17 14:26:19

Coursera's buying Udemy: awesome! I love monopolies, and we're one step closer to one now!
I'm just waiting for the AI shoe to drop next. It'll be awesome to pay $19.99/mo to learn randomly-inserted hallucinated non-facts from an LLM running a RAG pipeline over a syllabus thrown together by some associate professor who can barely afford rent from their day job.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-17 14:15:59

The hardest part about filming a job is remembering to START the FUCKING CAMERA ffs

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-17 11:48:08

The vardo weathered last night's storm well with the dehumidifier and fan running in it, with no signs of surface condensation whatsoever. Unfortunately, since I took the dehumidifier from my vintage computer and machine shop space, that's now sitting at 84%. I need a second dehumidifier ASAP. A smaller one would certainly suffice for the vardo.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-17 10:06:48

If I hadn't left the Netherlands or Switzerland to move to the country where ambition goes to die, I could have my white whale this week. Alas. Anyway, time to go put in another day of backbreaking physical labor for no reward!

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-17 09:39:13

Aw sweet, your next computer can be AI slop now!
venturebeat.com/ai/quilters-ai

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-17 09:02:03

Modern Western Europeans are so accustomed to the environment not actively trying to kill them (because previous generations of Western Europeans made great efforts to tame and subdue it) that they don't even realize that the environment actively trying to kill them is possible, let alone, in fact, the norm

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-17 08:58:48

If you reintroduce an apex predator into a naïve ecosystem that has further evolved without it and then look all surprised_pikachu.gif when it acts like an apex predator, you might be incredibly stupid telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-16 08:55:44

If we could stop living in interesting times, that would be great, thanks
"Sam Altman’s Dirty DRAM Deal
Or: How the AI Bubble, Panic, and Unpreparedness Stole Christmas"
mooreslawisdead.com/post/sam-a

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-16 00:41:12

Instead of sleeping, I'm making ChatGPT write Linux tutorials in Old Frisian. It's...actually not terrible.

thit is thiu grūnd, ther al of springt.

3. töl-böken

bygg binutils, gcc, glibc fyrst.

al bygged isolēred (chroot-līk).

halt ordnung, elles brikt al.

4. kernell

bygg þīn āgen kernell.

kies drīvers bi þīn stān.

nã fremde magon.

sa is thiu heorte fon þām lichama.

5. rōt-hūs

sett /bin, /lib, /etc, /usr.

skrīf config mid hond.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-16 12:42:28

Medium-endian architecture

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-16 12:40:43

Terrance and Phillip but it's Terence McKenna and Philip K. Dick

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-16 10:16:39

Might get a tramp stamp of Mark Rutte's face

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-15 13:39:20

Disappointing how many people think "soldered down" means "can't be upgraded" when it actually means "buy a hotplate, a hot air station, a few templates, some BGA balls, a couple pairs of nice tweezers, an LCD microscope, and a gallon of flux"

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-15 13:11:23

So fucking tired

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-15 12:57:09

Got the 750 started, pulled around within reach of an extension cord, and fired up the ozone generator inside it. Looks like I have a dead lighting control module, which is just fucking awesome, given it was working when parked and it's an expensive part. I hope I don't have a sunroof drain issue dumping water in the passenger footwell. I don't see any obvious signs of that, but it's a common reason for LCM mortality.

An ozone generator perched in the middle of the plush buffalo leather backseat of a long-wheelbase luxury car
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-15 23:34:09

Protip: do not allow people on the Internet to learn your True Name, for they may thereby gain Power over you, and would surely use it to do you harm (as has been recorded in the Legends)

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-15 22:49:55

Successfully got the openSUSE Pi5 abomination booting off a WD VelociRaptor 10kRPM SATA hard drive that uses more power than the entire rest of the computer!
Things are different in openSUSE-aarch64 land compared to Raspbian:
1. videocore loads a grub executable, so it feels like a PC when it boots
2. there's no /boot/cmdline.txt (on mmcblk0p1 or elsewhere)
3. the usual `grub2-mkconfig -o /boot/grub2/grub.cfg` / update-grub command autodetects current root and silen…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-15 22:21:42

Business idea: I buy this Medusa head, and then get people to look at it, and then I sell them as statues once they turn to stone

Bronze Medusa head.

You know, I wonder if a blind person looking at Medusa would just, like, not work? Is that her Achilles heel?
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-15 19:18:41

Our super-environmentally-friendly, energy-efficient dryer has been drying (theoretically) my clothes for the last six hours and reckons it still needs another two. They're on the moist side of damp.
My parents have a gas dryer that gets the job done in 45 minutes. I must see if I can get one of those.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-15 14:46:44

Bartleby the Scrivener be like
"I prefer not to work it, work it
I prefer not to work it, work it"

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-14 01:47:31

The vardo is home. 6 hours! I didn't know anything was 6 hours away in Ireland.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-14 23:16:00

IBM computer hardware was weird, proprietary, and very expensive, but it was also really, really fucking good. Their z/Systems still are. Top-notch operational documentation, too.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-14 22:44:28

Linux devs have announced that they will be deprecating the wheel because "lol its old, why would you still be using that shit, unc?"

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-14 22:19:46

Was flipping through my old photos and found this absolutely pornographic shot of my IBM P70 portable

An absolutely pornographic shot of my IBM P70 portable, photographed in the dark, the keyboard bathed in the glow of the gas plasma screen
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-14 20:59:20

David Hewlett and Robert Picardo do the exact same mouth acting and it's incredibly funny to see them both in the same scene chewing the same scenery on Stargate Atlantis

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-14 20:22:49

Vardo wheelie

A showman's wagon on a trailer ramp with a tractor behind
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-13 23:21:37

Average Sneed Camera

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-13 23:16:06

Ads almost never get injected into podcasts when I download them through an Albanian VPN. Top tip!

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-13 20:40:44

Vardo, vardo, it's home from Kells we go!

A 19.c wooden showman's wagon (with slightly-more-modern wheels) being loaded onto a trailer with a compact telehandler
Burton showman's wagon

Believed to have been built for the Harris family of showmen in the late 1890s, this wagon was original horsedrawn and is believed to have been converted to rubber tyres sometime between the two wars. The current owner reports they purchased the wagon in the 1980s following which it received a restoration back to near original condition. Fitted with Mollycroft roof to suit the Harris family, much of the furniture was handcrafted and is reported to have gained the seal of…
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-13 16:18:33

Confirmed: if you don't consume any liquids between getting out of bed and 4PM, you won't have to piss as often

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-12 21:51:59

I think I put a leeeetle bit too much cayenne in this hot chocolate

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-12 17:48:25

ChatGPT is useful for getting the average of the information in its weights on a given topic
Grok (Expert) is useful for filtering search engine slop into a summary with relevant, sourced, checkable web links
Neither of these necessarily produce The Truth, but in this example, Grok generates significantly more reliable output when precision matters. As time goes on and the volume of hallucinated nonsense on the Web mounts higher, Grok's ability to attribute its assertions t…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-12 17:26:04

This place is giving me a nobber

A place in Ireland called nobber
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-12 17:05:57

✅ Oil/filters/plugs done on the van
✅ New outside light installed on the stables