@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 23:42:36
@… There is a read API, but it returns “”.
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 23:42:36
@jason123santa@fosstodon.org2024-11-20 12:54:00
Got a watt meter and measured my amd a4 that I use as a server and 35w when I am doing almost nothing.
Looking at options and the dell wyse 5070 has more performance with less power usage. The amd a4 trully sucks
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden2024-11-21 14:57:06
Don’t be a sucker!
I love the National Archives
https://youtu.be/vGAqYNFQdZ4
@nakatsubyjna@socel.net2024-11-20 15:19:23
Bag making in progress. Joining ends to bodies for some tube/duffel shaped purses. Drinking tea, settling into the studio, and getting on with it #handmade #sewing #bagsewing
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 23:42:09
@… Can I interest you in /dev/null As A Service?
For the low price of $5.99/month, you can send me a link to anything, and I will lose it for you!
This is a write-only service.
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 23:02:04
@… @… *smashes the Subscribe button*
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 23:01:21
@… I was allowed a beer afterwards. This one, specifically: https://untappd.com/b/bad-seed-brewing-sleigher/5581774
@refuelai@sigmoid.social2024-11-20 03:44:12
In 2017, Netflix got rid of its "5 star" rating system in favor of a simple thumbs up and thumbs down approach.
This decision fundamentally transformed their business. 🧵
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 23:00:25
@… Aha, I get you now! This is the best thing about proofs (I feel the same way about dependently-typed programming). The more information you can convey in a signature or type, the less you need to look inside.
I'm surprised you say that Go is close to it, though; is this because of culture? I'm sure that Rob Pike shouting “don't do anything cle…
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden2024-11-19 15:05:36
“Dangerous Coats” by Sharon Owens
Someone clever once said
Women were not allowed pockets
In case they carried leaflets
To spread sedition
Which means unrest
To you & me
A grandiose word
For commonsense
Fairness
Kindness
Equality
So ladies, start sewing
Dangerous coats
Made of pockets & sedition
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 22:59:38
@… Best kind.
@tobi@dz.social2024-12-15 16:49:41
@n8foo@macaw.social2024-11-15 06:22:37
Couch jammin with the LXR-02 and a brown drink
@kubikpixel@chaos.social2024-12-12 08:15:07
JS Benchmark
Test the speed of your JavaScript scripts online.
⏱️ #javascript #webdev
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 22:58:16
The best thing about blogging is that I take things out of my head, which is full, and put them somewhere else.
The second best thing about blogging is that I meet more interesting people when I do it.
@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com2024-11-19 02:15:59
Sonnet 142 - CXLII
Love is my sin, and thy dear virtue hate,
Hate of my sin, grounded on sinful loving:
O! but with mine compare thou thine own state,
And thou shalt find it merits not reproving;
Or, if it do, not from those lips of thine,
That have profaned their scarlet ornaments
And sealed false bonds of love as oft as mine,
Robbed others' beds' revenues of their rents.
Be it lawful I love thee, as thou lov'st those
W…
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 22:55:40
Got bullied* into doing some yoga and chilling out instead.
All good though. Now I am beered up and ready to write!
* after complaining about my shoulders for 20 straight minutes
@searchparty@mstdn.social2024-12-15 20:59:45
Gestern wurden zwei SPD-Wahlkämpfer von verirrten Nazis zusammengeprügelt. Die Schlägertypen wollten wohl zur Demo?
Hatten die Lichtenberg mit Lichterfelde verwechselt? Dummheit macht leider nicht weniger gefährlich.
#b1412
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 22:54:17
@… I definitely would enjoy learning more about this stuff. Do you have any good places to start?
@loleg@fosstodon.org2024-11-12 13:24:23
One week to go with last places up for grabs! Join us at DINAcon 2024 next week in Bern to hear about:
💠 AI in Parliament: A Roadmap for the Parliamentary Library { Jacqueline Kucera }
🌸 How can large language models be used for sustainable procurement? { Marcel Gygli, Luca Rolshoven }
🌿 Source code sovereignty: local alternatives for an independent digital future { Tobias Brunner }
🧑⚖️ My workshop on open source contracts with Simon Schlauri
🌃
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden2024-11-19 19:32:57
If you have time to call your rep today to oppose HR
9495, please do. It could give the next admin power to revoke non-profits’ tax exempt status just because they don’t like it. Below is a script to read and the link to find your rep (and their contact info).
https://ziplook.house.gov/htbin/findrep_house
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 22:53:21
@… It's a whole new team now, isn't it? Makes me sad that it didn't work out. I agree that their editor was a pain but I think it was a pain in the right direction.
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 22:52:44
@… @… There is so much right about this that I don't know where to start.
The only worry I have is that it sounds hard for someone else to create a competing implementation, and I think that we need more of that from our…
@mishavelthuis@social.edu.nl2024-11-12 19:33:15
"The German newspaper #Bild also used a screenshot from the video with the caption: "The hunt for Jews has broken out again: Arab mob chases soccer fans in #Amsterdam."
#DW Fact check: False
@x_cli@infosec.exchange2024-10-12 21:33:52
Référentiel technique sur la vérification de l’âge pour la protection des mineurs contre la pornographie en ligne
https://www.arcom.fr/se-documenter/espace-juridique/textes-juridiques/referentiel-technique-sur-la-verification-de-lage-pour-la-protection-des-mineurs-contre-la-pornographie-en-ligne
Vérification de l'âge en ligne : la CNIL a rendu son avis sur le référentiel de l’Arcom concernant l’accès aux sites pornographiques
https://www.cnil.fr/fr/verification-de-lage-en-ligne-la-cnil-rend-son-avis-sur-le-referentiel-de-larcom
Mon analyse de la solution de la CNIL (jugée nulle Š chier) : https://broken-by-design.fr/posts/proto-authz-porn/
Je me tiens Š la disposition des journalistes. Je ne suis pas mauvais en vulgarisation.
Les boosts sont appréciés.
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 20:41:09
@… Very cool!
I agree. This isn’t the 1980s any more, and we’re past the point that one person can build an operating system. And this is a large chunk of an operating system.
This is why I’m not even trying. But if people were willing to try with me, and I trusted them, I might change my mind.
(Unrelated: I am working on another pair of “…
@mela@zusammenkunft.net2024-12-06 15:54:37
Also um mein E-Rezept selbst auslesen zu können, brauche ich eine PIN, die ich von meiner Krankenkasse anfordern kann, indem ich die Online-Funktion meines Perso beim Bürgerservice innerhalb der Öffnungszeit aktivieren lasse ...
Aber jede Apotheken-App schickt mir einfach eine SMS?
@luana@wetdry.world2024-12-09 01:15:45
Can we create an English dialect that spells “colour”, “flavour”, etc, but that spells “recognizable” and not “recognisable”, “specialization” and not “specialisation”, etc?
The colour and such words with a “u” are way prettier, but the ones with an s instead of a z are just weird. Z is way better
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 20:36:31
@… @… I love this SO MUCH
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden2024-11-19 14:41:30
After wearing my cargo pants yesterday and being spoiled by decent sized pockets (I could fit my phone in the front pocket, keys, and lipstick without it falling out when I sit) I’m pissed again about the pockets in my current pants, back pocket I can only put my hand up to my second knuckle in the back (might fit a lipstick but it would fall out) and the front ones, stuff keeps falling out when I sit. I’m going to lengthen the pockets based on the cargo pants pockets, I don’t care if it ‘ruins the line of the pants, and adds bulkiness’ because as I always say, women’s pockets, when pants have them, are bullshit. And I don’t care if they make me look fat because I value function and comfort more. My son can fit a whole keyboard in his. I’ve been gradually lengthening my pockets as I get to them, or wearing a Fanny pack, but had to go to a funeral Sunday and got pissed again about my pockets. I want to empower other women with decent pockets, so we can take over. That poem about seditious pockets comes to mind. Or at least carry phones and keys. Will post photos. #sewing #pockets #womenspants
@WaardRichard@social.edu.nl2024-11-15 12:49:39
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net2024-11-11 07:09:15
#Blakes7 Series D, Episode 08 - Games
TARRANT: Well not exactly. These things chuck the lot at you. Flying the real thing's nothing after one of these.
GAMBIT: Countdown eight minutes, still running.
https://blake…
@samir@functional.computer2024-12-20 20:35:28
@… Amazing, thanks for sharing! It doesn’t surprise me that per-language approaches have been taken, and I would expect that if someone did this, it would be people who’ve already done it once, but niche.
I was definitely inspired a bit by Darklang.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2024-12-06 04:33:30
In celebration of #Microsoft Corporation officially joining #BlueSky (per Comms Director, Frank X. Shaw)...
...here's a "Microsoft Product Group" Starter Pack of about 15 accounts so far. (I expect a lot more tomorrow. 😁)
@nakatsubyjna@socel.net2024-11-16 21:13:33
The Blue Genie Art Bazaar opened yesterday November 15 and runs through December 24 at 6100 Airport Blvd 10am-10pm every day (10-6 December 24) bluegenieartbazaar.com #nakatsubyjna #handmade #vinylbags nakatsubyj…
@relcfp@mastodon.social2024-12-12 12:39:15
Religious Studies Project Opportunities Digest – December 9, 2024 https://www.religiousstudiesproject.com/opportunities/religious-studies-project-opportunities-digest-december-9-2024/
@searchparty@mstdn.social2024-12-14 15:14:21
Keine Ahnung, wie es die #OmasGegenRechts geschafft haben, dass die Kreuzung plötzlich begehbar war. Überall war abgesperrt, plötzlich war die Straße frei. Unterschätze niemals eine Oma. #b1412
@x_cli@infosec.exchange2024-10-12 14:59:09
This is hilarious: #Signal
@loleg@fosstodon.org2024-11-12 22:22:54
Classic (2003) #Hackathon
- Fix the stack overflows 🍳
- Add more www to your OS 🔨
- Patch in some groundwork 🚧
- Watch Matrix: Reloaded 😎
- Have BBQ 🔥 Call it a day 🌙
#OpenBSD :openbsd:
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden2024-11-18 13:28:14
My dear dear friend had been misdiagnosed with lingering pneumonia in the spring, and had spells of being very sick, nothing was helping. She finally got a breast cancer diagnosis a couple of weeks ago, and it had already spread everywhere, two weeks later she passed. I’m still in shock. Please stay up to date with your self exams and mammograms, and if you have an ailment that’s not clearing up, keep seeing doctors until they figure out what it is, get second opinions! Don’t wait. Love you Mary.
@mela@zusammenkunft.net2024-12-06 16:15:33
Spam zu bekommen, ist eine Sache.
Spam für eine neue Online-Plattform für antiquarische Bücher zu bekommen, eine ganze andere.
@luana@wetdry.world2024-12-09 01:21:15
Gn! 
@ptesarik@fosstodon.org2024-11-29 15:14:16
@adingbatponder@fosstodon.org2024-11-24 15:17:36
#Fosstodon If I post a post with at least two #hashtags, how long does it take to be able to find the post by #searching for the two hashtags ? Is there a certain amount of time it takes?
@pdmckone@mstdn.ca2024-11-29 15:08:10
Content warning
Can I ask you something? At home, when you go from your kitchen to your bathroom, where do you park?
That's crazy. I don't drive in the house. It's all --
Walkable?
Shut up. You don't understand stuff.
@mela@zusammenkunft.net2024-12-03 15:20:10
Philosophie, heute so:
@relcfp@mastodon.social2024-12-12 01:54:15
OT 2024 : Open Theology - cal for proposals for edited volumes #acrel http://www.wikicfp.com/cfp/servlet/event.showcfp?eventid=180633©ownerid=173363…
@loleg@fosstodon.org2024-11-08 12:50:35
An in-depth review of the AsciiDoc workshop with #SimplexaCode at #CHopen #WorkshopTage 🔖 with lots of links on the design of impactful software documentation
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden2024-11-20 15:23:38
Bag making in progress. Joining ends to bodies for some tube/duffel shaped purses. Drinking tea, settling into the studio, and getting on with it #handmade #sewing #bagsewing #bag #vinylbags #maker
@ptesarik@fosstodon.org2024-11-29 09:02:24
Over the last 7 days I've made some changes to libkdumpfile which make it work much better with QEMU ELF dumps. Cc @…
https://github.com/…
@x_cli@infosec.exchange2024-10-01 12:31:09
Anybody using #OpenTOFU encrypted state? Any feedback?
What did you start storing in the state that you did not store previously?
#terraform
@relcfp@mastodon.social2024-12-12 10:49:15
ICSP 2025 : 10th International Conference on Spirituality and Psychology #acrel http://www.wikicfp.com/cfp/servlet/event.showcfp?eventid=181173©ownerid=31491
@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com2024-11-24 11:34:15
Sonnet 008 - VIII
Music to hear, why hear'st thou music sadly?
Sweets with sweets war not, joy delights in joy:
Why lov'st thou that which thou receiv'st not gladly,
Or else receiv'st with pleasure thine annoy?
If the true concord of well-tuned sounds,
By unions married, do offend thine ear,
They do but sweetly chide thee, who confounds
In singleness the parts that thou shouldst bear.
Mark how one string, sweet husband to …
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden2024-11-19 17:13:46
Photos from the last time I lengthened my pockets #sewing #clothingmod #ithaspockets #pockets #pocketsforeveryone
@kurtsh@mastodon.social2024-12-06 01:15:24
Wanna see the finals of the #Microsoft #Excel #Collegiate #Championships? (
@relcfp@mastodon.social2024-12-04 05:40:08
[ February 21, 2025] Conference or similar: On Morality and Revelation: A book symposium on Amir Saemi's Morality and Revelation in Islamic Thought and Beyond (OUP, 2024) https://philevents.org/event/show/129842
@x_cli@infosec.exchange2024-10-12 21:58:47
Pourquoi la solution de la CNIL ne convient pas ?
1) aucune protection des habitudes de consommation des utilisateurs/utilisatrices.
2) il existe des risques majeurs pour la vie privée en cas de collusion entre les vérificateurs d'attributs et les sites nécessitant cette preuve d'âge
Le point 1) provient du fait que les preuves d'âge ne peuvent pas être stockées, et doivent être renouvelées Š chaque visite. Donc **Š chaque fois** que tu te paluches, tu vas d'abord demander la permission Š un service d'identité...
L'excuse avancée par l'Arcom et la CNIL, c'est d'éviter la fraude. Manque de bol, j'ai au moins deux techniques en tête qui m'ont pris exactement 10 secondes Š trouver qui permettent de passer outre leurs mesures anti-fraudes... et elles sont déjŠ connues et utilisées par certaines personnes qui piratent les contenus Onlyfans... donc c'est pas réservé Š une élite technique.
Le point 2) provient du fait que le protocole de la CNIL (le fameux machin en "double anonymat") repose sur le fait que le téléphone ou le navigateur de la personne font juste passe plat. Le site vérificateur d'âge et le site consulté voient donc passer la même preuve. En cas de collusion, ils peuvent donc associer l'activité sur le site consulté Š l'identité de la personne lors de l'établissement de la preuve. Et la CNIL et l'Arcom le savent très bien. C'est pour ça qu'il y a l'exigence "Indépendance du prestataire de système de vérification de l’âge vis-Š-vis des services visés diffusant des contenus Š caractère pornographique".
Sauf que le respect de cette exigence n'est pas prouvable ou vérifiable par les citoyen·nes.
Or, il existe des moyens techniques pour l'empêcher. Mais la CNIL ne les a pas employés. Pourquoi ? Parce que l'État en a décidé ainsi.
#cnil #arcom #porno #age #porn
@relcfp@mastodon.social2024-11-30 06:55:15
[ June 30, 2025] CFP for publication or other deadline: null https://philevents.org/event/show/128158
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden2024-12-07 21:44:29
Busy weekend @bluegenieartbazaar
everyday 10am-10pm through December 23, 10-6 December 24th. 200 artists in one location 6100 Airport Blvd. Sewing like the wind! @nakatsubyjna #handmade #vinylbags #bagmaker #localart #austintexas #austintx #atx
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden2024-11-26 03:27:57
Went to Marfa to celebrate our 25th anniversary. Photos are Bitter Sugar coffee, Motel, a lit firebird hood in our room, and the bathtub. Visited friend Chris at Sticks & Bones, had an amazing sandwich at Bordo, ate at Margaret’s and LaVenture. Quick stop at Chinati Foundation as it was closing. My first trip to West Texas, I’d only gone East and North before. Texas is really big. #marfa #texas #roadtrip #bittersugar #sticksandbones
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden2024-11-24 21:23:29
Some recycled vinyl banner totes I made for Blue Genie Art in their booth, at the Blue Genie Art Bazaar using banners from their past events, so limited edition. 6100 Airport Blvd 10-10 everyday, and 10-6 Dec 24. @Nakatsubyjna #bagmaker #vinylbags #sewing #bluegenieartbazaar #nakatsubyjna #handmade #austintexas #austintx #atx
