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@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-21 06:41:56

I have, as a side project, been trying to automate the generation of interesting word-clouds from English text, and it's surprisingly difficult. If you take the commonest words in a text, they're all common words:
"are" "which" "of" "this" "not" "it" "is" "for" "that" "a" "on" "but" "be" "and" "i" "to" "we" &qu…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-19 20:02:32

First salt water swim of the year this evening, and it was very , very nice. Why don't I do this more often?

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-19 06:19:02

I want to generate pleasing colour palettes autogically in #Clojure; it seems to me that this is best done in the CIELAB colour space. There's no Clojure implementation, but there is a Java one, here:
gicentre.net/utils

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-17 11:15:15

Dismantling the sawmill motor to investigate an ignition failure. Changing the spark plug didn't help. It could be the HT lead but my local small engine guru says probably the coil.
Getting to the coil requires dismantling a whole lot of stuff...

Motor with the recoil starter removed. To the left of the motor is the carburettor, below which is a red lever which operates both the fuel tap and the stop switch, which operates by shorting the coil.

Unfortunately the coil itself is inside the black cover, roughly behind the red lever...
Detail removing the carburettor, so that I remember how the return spring reconnects.
To remove the black cover, I had to take off the air cleaner, the carburettor, the exhaust, a heat shield, and loosen the fuel tank.

I've only lost one bolt down inside the motor so far!

In this picture the coil is visible just inside the opened black cover.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-16 12:04:00

Over the past twenty-one years, I've posted 365 posts to my blog, on average one every twenty-one days. They total almost half a million words.
That's quite some corpus of work.
#Blog
#Blogging

When Brooke Nichols plugged in the data, she couldn’t comprehend what she was seeing.
The mathematician and professor of infectious diseases at Boston University had created a model to predict the human cost of the Department of Government Efficiency’s (Doge) USAid funding cuts.
As Elon Musk, the head of Doge, arrived at the White House on Friday afternoon
to be congratulated by President Trump for his work slashing the federal budget,
the number of deaths on Nichols’…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-15 18:25:34

Extremely rare fillet steak from one of my own bulls, served with pasta in a sauce made of onions, garlic, chilli, pepper, tomato, red wine and cream.
We know how to eat well in this house.
Thank you, Goblin!

A grey plate on a wooden table. On the plate, a piece of fine beef, seared on the outside and almost raw in the middle. Behind the beef, linguine in an orange coloured sauce. In the foreground, a smear of white horseradish sauce.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-14 09:43:07

There are now exactly 365 posts on my blog. So, considering I've been writing it for twenty years, I have a long term average of one post every twenty days, over all that time.
Some of them are good. I'd go further. Some of them are excellent.
journeyman.cc/blog/

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-14 09:01:21

Thunderstorm here this morning! Oddly refreshing.
I know there are parts of the world where thunder is common, but here it isn't.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-06-03 13:20:45

Republicans suggest PBS 'grooming' children with Pride post (Brooke Migdon/The Hill)
thehill.com/homenews/lgbtq/532
memeorandum.com/250603/p33#a25

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-14 07:59:51

Note to web designers: if you set a size for body text fonts, a substantial part of your audience won't be able to read your page at all, so you've lost them; and more tech-savvy users will either zoom the page, breaking your clever design, or remove your styling altogether (which is what I tend to do).
The user knows what size of font the user can read. The user has their preferences set up so they can read their screen. Trust the user.
And if that breaks your design, yo…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-13 17:07:58

The phone speaker of my Teracube 2e no longer works. The reason I bought a Teracube was because it was designed to be repairable -- but Teracube no longer sells the necessary replacement part, so, short of finding another identical Teracube and cannibalising, it is in fact not repairable.
Does anyone make a phone which is #OpenHardware, with a published bill of materials, which could re…

@cobordism@berlin.social
2025-06-02 23:52:06

"That is not to say that Mr Musk has changed nothing. His biggest impact is overseas. According to modeled predictions by Brooke Nichols, a health economist at Boston University, cuts to foreign aid could have already caused 300,000 deaths, 200,000 of them children, from starvation and from infectious diseases. "
- from The Economist

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-13 16:52:26

HM Govt is flushing another **fourteen billion pounds** down the toilet that is Sizewell C, a plant which will certainly never generate a kilowatt hour of unsubsidised electricity, probably never generate a kilowatt hour of needed electricity, and certainly cost our descendants far more to decommission than it costs us to build.
At the same time as stealing money from tidal and wave installations we urgently need.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-13 06:51:22

"the additional expenditure on the NHS is not about improving our living standards, but about correcting the physical consequences of the appalling food that the neoliberal food supply industry is delivering to us, which is grossly detrimental to our health. We are not, in other words, better off as a consequence of this additional expenditure" -- @…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-12 07:35:30

Oor Lesley mentioned this video she made on her podcast this week. As she says, this is a perfect miniature of Scotland's power problem...
But she needs to learn to pronounce Bealach na BŠ!
#ScotPol
#GridTransition

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-06-02 17:20:43

More than 900 anti-LGBTQ incidents recorded over last year: GLAAD (Brooke Migdon/The Hill)
thehill.com/homenews/state-wat
memeorandum.com/250602/p78#a25

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-05 11:30:48

#Clojure map-interval
Like `map` -- apply function `f` to each element in `col` in turn and return the values returned in sequence, but in a single thread and pausing between each invocation of `f`.

Useful for example in circumstances where you're querying a rate-limited service.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-11 11:33:13
Content warning: Killing a bull

The hide is now stretched out in the hayloft and (since this photograph) covered in salt. We definitely haven't removed as much material as we should have, but we're under time pressure in other jobs.
The rest of the process of slaughter and initial processing is documented in this collection, but be aware that some of the pictures are graphic.

A bull's hide, hair side down, stretched out on a wooden floor. It's still damp from being pressure washed. We're still removing bits of fat at this stage, but we certainly haven't got rid of all the fascia.
@arXiv_hepex_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-04 07:44:44

Search for millicharged particles in proton-proton collisions at $\sqrt{s} = 13.6$ TeV
S. Alcott, Z. Bhatti, J. Brooke, C. Campagnari, M. Carrigan, M. Citron, R. De Los Santos, A. De Roeck, C. Dorofeev, T. Du, J. Goldstein, F. Golf, N. Gonzalez, A. Haas, J. Heymann, C. S. Hill, D. Imani, M. Joyce, K. Larina, R. Loos, S. Lowette, H. Mei, D. W. Miller, B. Peng, S. N. Santpu, I. Reed, E. Schaffer, R. Schmitz, J. Steenis, D. Stuart, J. S. Tafoya Vargas, D. Vannerom, T. Wybouw, Z. Xiao, H. …

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-10 18:00:00
Content warning:

Nice wee ride out to @… today, had a good blether, and back by Castle Douglas where I picked up 25 Kg of cattle sweeties, 20 litres of fuel for the sawmill, and about 20Kg of groceries. 42 mile round trip.
The big bike is an awesome beast!
#BikeTooter

The big grey bakfiets-style bike, loaded with a white sack of cattle sweeties, a blue container of petrol, and a lot of groceries, in bright sunlight outside the co-op in Castle Douglas.
The same bike with the same load, at the top of my croft, with the roundhouse in the background. The sunlight is still bright, but slightly less so.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-09 13:09:49
Content warning: Slaughtering a bull

Right, I don't seem to have 'always mark media as sensitive' working correctly.
The journal of yesterday, with pictures, is here. Do not visit this link if photographs of the process of slaughter and gralloching are likely to upset you.
photos.app.goo.gl/tPHgSr31fCxh

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-09 10:33:14

I am not an expert on this; I have no special knowledge whatever.
Nevertheless, it's my opinion that the future of drone warfare cannot be first-person-view drones, because such drones require near-continuous real-time comms, and any channel over which comms can be transmitted can be jammed or hacked by the enemy.
So future drones will need to be, essentially, sealed boxes, with their target's identifying characteristics and general location set before launch.
Scary…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-20 07:13:36

Time to write to your MP again!
#ClimateChange
#ClimateEmergency
#JustStopOil
#FossilFuel

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-08 15:33:32

Friends, when I do things on the croft which I think are interesting, I usually post photos here.
Today, we have slaughtered, gralloched and quartered a bull. There are many photographs. There is a bit of blood, but actually not that much.
Would people be interested in photos, if I put content warnings on them?
@… , am I OK posting pictures of thi…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-08 09:41:06

Twenty minutes to go time. I *think* everything is ready.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-07 21:51:27

"despite the law being very clear, actually, a few very determined transphobes have crawled their way to the heart of the law like maggots in an apple. A system that has been working perfectly well since 2010 has now been unnecessarily tampered with – and Starmer has capitulated because he’s spineless"
#TransRightsAreHumanRights

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-07 21:49:35

"I changed my passport in 2015, but now I can’t get a visa to the USA for my book tour unless I say I’m male? Will I get detained at JFK? My birth certificate was lawfully reissued in 2018 as a female birth certificate, but now I’m not a woman legally?"
#TransRightsAreHumanRights

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-07 21:47:46

"If one uses the word “fascism”, people accuse you of hysteria – but isn’t this precisely what fascism looks like? A minority group is unfairly demonised until public opinion sours sufficiently for lawmakers to impose restrictions on said group"
#TransRightsAreHumanRights

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-05 21:02:49

Right, I *think* we have everything lined up for slaughtering a bull on Sunday.
Nervous.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-06 10:32:02

"As I've mentioned before, I'm working (with a group of other volunteers) on producing a Local Place Plan for Auchencairn, and, in the process of doing that, we're using the Place Standard Tool. Data from the Place Standard Tool is delivered as an unwieldy CSV file with 53 columns, most of which contain narrative data.
This is pretty hard to analyse... so I've written a tool to automate summarising the data. And, actually, I'm quite pleased with it." -- m…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-04 21:43:28

@… I have a new #git repository on my laptop of a project I started today. What's the procedure for pushing it up to my #forgejo instance?

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-05 09:13:37

If you're (like me) trying to create a Local Place Plan for your locality, and are struggling to analyse data from the Place Standard Tool, I've written a wee #Clojure program, leveraging Google's Gemini #LLM, to do it for you.
If you're just trying to analyse data from some other spre…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-05 06:36:37

According to @…'s newsletter this morning, the Citizen's Advice Bureau is now requiring #Trans employees (? and clients?) to use toilets according to their gender assigned at birth, which, if true, is not a good look at all. Journalist is Steph Paton, who I sli…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-05 06:17:15

@… so, it I were to ask here whether your ~900 lines of Go were in a public repository anywhere, no-one would ever read it and I wouldn't get a reply?

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-04 08:11:54

I've been asked to run an AI text summariser over a bunch of survey responses. I'm skeptical anyway, so probably approaching the task with a bad attitude, but none of the open source AI text summarisers I've tried so far actually run at all, due to the usual Python bit-rot and lack of stable libraries.
Tried AI-News-Summariser, sumeval, ParaSum, SummerTime... currently trying Transformers, but it's taking an age to install.
Can anyone suggest one which at least ru…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-03 07:30:19

H'mmm... My @forgejo instance has been hit very hard last night by AI crawlers, including from
* openai.com/gptbot (125,467 hits in 24 hours)
*

Graph of network traffic on my server over the past 24 hours, showing a very concentrated spike around 18:00, almost all public out.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-02 04:53:22

Last night I dreamed that the great computer scientist, Niklaus Wirth, had died by suicide because he was convinced his intellect was failing, because a simple financial calculation was failing, because he'd caught an exception and just returned zero instead of handling it, because he'd written sketch code and meant to come back and deal with it later but had not done so.
Which is almost certainly all arrant nonsense, but what a BIZARRE thing to dream about.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-05-31 08:32:23

Here's Willow Defebaugh, a trans woman, talking about JK Rowling. Listen for just a couple of minutes. It's worth it.
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
Planet: Critical: Beyond Separation | Willow Defebaugh
Starting from: 00:38:45
Episode webpage: