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@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-28 19:01:41

RE: hachyderm.io/@jzb/115797705935
Read this, @… ? Sounds as if it might be your thing,

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-29 09:30:30

#WritersCoffeeClub Nov 28: In what ways do you see yourself reflected in your own work?
In one novel I've written, I based my main character on what I imagine I would have been like if not for the trauma of my childhood. He came out as very successful, but also extremely arrogant and entitled — not a likeable person.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-29 15:15:01

"More worrying still... is the trend of wealthy donors funding far-right and racist movements that are the tip of the spear against net zero policies"
#Fascism
#ClimateEmergency
#Kleptocracy

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-29 15:12:34

"At the last #Cop climate summit in Baku, there were 1,773 coal, oil and gas lobbyists, a larger contingent than all but three countries. The group said this led to a watering down of penalties for big emitters, backtracking on international commitments to transition away from fossil fuels, and domestic challenges to carbon taxes and legislation designed to reduce emissions"

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-29 15:09:45

"The study, which was released on Wednesday, found that 308 of the world’s #billionaires had a combined CO2 tally that, if they were a country, would make them the 15th most polluting country in the world"
What the world *really* can't afford is billionaires.
#ClimateEmergency

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-30 12:01:25

Well, well, well. Mhairi Black is to play a detective in a new BBC police drama set in Glasgow.
I wish her well, of course, but I feel she has much more to offer the world than TV drama.
#ScotPol

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-30 09:50:31

"Poverty ... is a most necessary and indispensable ingredient in society, without which nations and communities could not exist in a state of civilisation. It is the lot of man – it is the source of wealth, since without poverty there would be no labour, and without labour there could be no riches, no refinement, no comfort, and no benefit to those who may be possessed of wealth" — Patrick Colquhoun, quoted by @…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-30 08:23:58

Is there any way, yet, to send small packages to friends in #Gaza? I know that sending money through systems like chuffed.org is probably more useful, but being able to send a personal gift would, I think, do more to raise spirits.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-28 15:06:45

Well, having been miserably unwell all weekend, I got up today and made some useful progress on the new workshop. It's not as much as I'd like, but I've used all the energy I have so it will have to do for today.

The pillars and wall plate of the north end of the workshop fully jointed, lying on trestles, with the first of the diagonal braces being offered up so I can cut the mortices in the right place. Yes, I know I could have just half lapped the brace, but one has some remnants of one's pride.
Detail of offering up the brace. Its tenons are already cut, but the mortices to receive them have not yet been started.
@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
2025-12-18 22:09:33

Old article, but I just came across it. Wonderful surrealist photographs.
A House Is Not a Home: the self-portraits of Brooke DiDonato – in pictures | Art and design | The Guardian
theguardian.com/artanddesign/g

The prospect of families not receiving food aid has deeply concerned states run by both parties.
Democratic lawmakers have written to Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins requesting to use contingency funds to cover the bulk of next month’s food aid benefits.
But a USDA memo that surfaced Friday says
“contingency funds are not legally available to cover regular benefits.”
The document says the money is reserved for such things such as helping people in disaster areas…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-27 06:50:55

Alleged National Guard shooter worked with US government entities in Afghanistan, including CIA: Ratcliffe (Brooke Singman/Fox News)
foxnews.com/politics/alleged-n
memeorandum.com/251127/p2#a251

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-27 18:31:01

"And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men." [Luke 2:13-14]
#Antichrist

A federal judge in Denver on Tuesday
ordered federal immigration officers to stop making arrests in Colorado without a warrant,
unless the detainee posed a flight risk.
The ruling by Judge R. Brooke Jackson could be put on hold once the administration appeals,
just as earlier rulings in Los Angeles and Illinois limiting immigration agents’ powers were quickly blocked by higher courts.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-28 10:11:16
Content warning: Dead dird

Can anyone identify this bird? The bill doesn't seem long enough for either snipe or woodcock, and the head and throat have no patterning. Southern Scotland, but could be a migrant.

A dead bird lying on my table. The neck appears to be broken, but there's no other obvious injury. The wings and short tail are barred, mostly dark colours: the head and thoat are dove grey, with a paler patch under the chin. The bill is about 10% the total length of the bird, and is very slightly downcurved. The legs are quite long and sturdy, about 50% of total length, and the feet are large, suggesting a wetland habitat.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-27 13:12:56

"A mileage-based charge for electric and plug-in hybrid car drivers from 2028 and a short-term freeze in fuel duty are among the key changes announced in the Autumn Budget 2025"
So am I right in thinking that this #budget has penalised electric cars and benefited fossil fuel vehicles?
That seems... Highly counter-productive.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-28 08:09:07

"When I hear international leaders speak of “Israel’s right to defend itself,” I wonder: against whom? Against mothers with their babies? Against teachers with their board markers? Against students with their books? The global silence — or worse, complicity — amplifies our grief" -- Dr Hassan El-Nabih

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-27 19:50:38

Britain sent the Black and Tans — a unit infamous for atrocities and viciousness — to #Palestine during the mandate. I did not know this until today. I cannot imagine anyone doing anything so stupid and irresponsible.
The #GazaGenocide has a long history, and we are even more responsible fo…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-26 17:37:10

This afternoon has largely been spent drumming up, hauling in, and stacking more firewood. I feel deeply sorry for friends in #Palestine who are having great trouble finding any wood to burn.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-27 10:15:27

OK, this is genuinely scary. It's a picture of me, aged 5. It was taken in 1960. It was scanned and uploaded to Google Photos in 2002. No one has told Google where it was taken. But the map, bottom right, is correct.
Obviously, in 1960, my father's pre-war Exakta camera did not have GPS. Could you identify, from that picture, exactly where it was taken?
Google can.

A black and white picture of a small, anxious boy with blond hair, sitting on a stony beach. At the top of the beach, on the grass, a line of cars is visible. The picture is on a Google Photos page, and at the bottom right of the page is a map which shows the exact location where the photo was taken -- and it's right.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-27 08:05:19

It's 08:00 in the morning, here at 55°N 4°W, and the sun will in theory rise in ten minutes. But it's still dark.
And we're still 24 days away from the turning of the year: it will get still darker before the light begins to return. And, as in every year, the warmth will lag a couple of months behind the light, retarded by the thermal mass of the atmosphere and the earth.
This is not my favourite season.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-26 14:55:22

I can't see any way to read this other than that the Scottish Police Federation (and the Crown Office!) admitting that the killing of #ShekuBayoh was racially motivated.
#ScotPol

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-26 14:23:30

#WritersCoffeeClub 26 Oct
How culturally diverse do your casts tend to be?
In my fantasy stories, the Great Place is a very complex theocracy; the Coast has a broadly communistic peasantry with superstructures of a capitalist urban merchant class and a autocratic aristocracy; the Western Clans are a tribal society which is broadly communist; the Wild Herd are a puritanical mat…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-26 11:58:03

@… Dear Mohamed, it would help you to get verified by the @… team.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-26 08:55:16

Silent night, holy night!
All is calm, all is quiet...
Sleep in heavenly peace.
#Gaza
#GazaGenocide
#CeaseFireGaza

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-26 08:01:08

A night of weird, vivid dreams, mostly about personal loss, but over it all a sense of an utterly weary God, disillusioned with humanity, tired of our vanity and our heedlessness, no longer thinking that it's either possible to save us, or that we merit the effort of trying.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-25 17:58:02

Hi, @…
What have you got for me?

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-25 17:51:53

The #roundhouse, now, at last, with electric lights (from its own solar panels).

The inside of the roundhouse; there are now three spotlights shining upwards into the conical wooden roof structure. The rafters are rough roundwood; the sarking between them is also, consciously, rough and waney edged. 

The lights, projected into the roof, give a warm glow to the space which is perfectly adequate for most purposes without being excessively bright.
The roundhouse from the back, at night. Golden light spills out from the glazed back door, from one of the rear windows, and from the rooflight at the peak of the roof; behind, the sky retains the last glow of sunset.
The rounfhouse from the front, at night. Light shines out through the glazed front door, through the windows on either side of it, and from the rooflight.
The roundhouse from my house, at night; like a bright star on the eastern horizon.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-26 11:39:14

Why was I today years old when I learned about bio-photovoltaics?
This is a technology which instead of using silicon wafers as the basis for photovoltaic cells, uses a sandwich comprising
1. A transparent window, to allow sunlight in;
2. Algae, to photosynthesise sugars;
3. A membrane to keep the algae separate from the bacteria;
4. Bacteria, which consume sugar and generate electricity;
5. A filter, to allow the biological components to breathe.
#1/2

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-25 11:50:22

No babes in my manger this Christmas day. But the cattle are eating happily

View down into my manger just after I've dropped a bale of hay in.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-25 09:51:22

Friends in #Gaza, what fuel are you using for cooking? I heard from someone this week that they were cooking on a fire of plastic, which isn't healthy; but is there any other fuel to be found?
People not in Gaza, please don't respond to this post.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-25 09:31:55

NEWS!
We have TWO red squirrels in the wood!
Obviously I don't know what gender either of them is, so there's only a 50% chance we have a potential breeding pair, but this is *exciting*!

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-24 20:34:28

"In 1990, 943 million people [in China] lived on less than $3 a day measured in 2021 dollars – 83% of the population, according to the World Bank. By 2019, the number was brought down to zero. Unfortunately, the United States was not as successful. More than 4 million Americans – 1.25% of the population – must make ends meet with less than $3 a day, more than three times as many as 35 years ago."

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-24 16:03:01

"We are now at a critical juncture. We are at or very close to human caused environmental change that will fundamentally unpick the life-sustaining systems on Earth. These risk triggering feedback loops...
Ultimately that could cause the planet to drift away along the pathway to “hothouse Earth”, a scenario where even if emissions were reduced, self amplifying feedback loops would drive global temperature increases up to or even beyond 5°C"

Infographic of the timeline of climate change and the missed attempts to correct it, showing the two options we have left as 'Social Unrest...' or 'Degraded future, destabilised Earth system and societies'. The latter is the course we're on.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-30 07:35:06

Oh, Jings. Both #Google and #Amazon are revealed to be #complicit in the #GazaGenocide. In an extraordinary…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-24 19:13:10

@… Ha! Your username reminds me of a firm I once contracted for, which had an unfirewalled and unpassword protected port open to login as admin on their production Postgres database. I spent weeks trying to persuade senior management that this was a serious problem, but the in house IT manager insisted that because it was on a non standard port it was fine.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-24 17:55:56

Odd etymological question: I was interested today in whether the Soviet word for a labour camp, Gulag, was related to the Nazi-era German word for a prisoner of war camp, Stalag. Gulag is apparently a contraction of 'Гла́вное управле́ние исправи́тельно-трудовы́х лагере́й', where the last word transliterates as 'lageréy', while Stalag is a contraction of 'Kriegsgefangenen-Mannschaftsstammlager'. So: what is the root of 'lager', and how does it end up in both Ru…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-25 07:59:14

"First out of the traps was the former MMA fighter Conor McGregor, who had recently been found in a civil case to be a rapist. In March, Trump even hosted McGregor in the White House on Saint Patrick’s Day to recommend him as Ireland’s future president, and the two rapists got huge publicity" -- bravo, @… !

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-24 14:52:40

Catkins on hazel bushes. Surely this is crazy early? 55°N 4°W #ClimateDiary

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-24 08:25:36

#WritersCoffeeClub 24 Nov
How do you make sure a reader has room to process and absorb ideas?
I think it's perfectly OK to include things in stories that 90% of readers won't pick up on -- because the delight of discovery for the 10% of readers who do is worth it, I think.
In some of my writing I use a lot of subtle intertextual references -- which readers who kn…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-24 08:13:24

"Dispensing false information in a confident tone, rather than offering no answer when none is readily available, is a major flaw of generative AI, experts say. An audit of the top 10 generative AI model... by the media literacy non-profit NewsGuard revealed that the non-response rates of chatbots went down from 31% in August 2024 to 0% in August 2025. At the same time, the chatbots’ likelihood of repeating false information almost doubled from 18% to 35%"

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-23 14:53:26

"Arduino wasn’t valuable because it was just a microcontroller company. It was valuable because it was a commons. And you can’t apply enterprise legal frameworks to a commons without destroying it"
You also can't buy a #commons, at least without destroying it as a commons. The key point about a commons is that it isn't property.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-24 12:03:03

From a friend in #Gaza on the food situation today:
"For the variety of foods, there are not a lot of items. For example, no meats, no chicken, no eggs. If we find them, the price is insane. For example if we want to bring two chickens for my family, I think we need more than 130$."
If you are supporting families in Gaza, please keep doing it. If you're not yet supporting fa…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-24 11:58:17

Starting to set up the framing of the north wall of the new workshop. Two interesting problems here:
1. Am I going to want a large door in this wall? I think I can't have one, because I want either the east or the west wall to be removable to allow more light and space in summer; but I really need to think about this!
2. The shape of the foundation is very squint. Consequently, although the north and south walls will be parallel, the east and west won't. I have some int…

Two pillars and a beam laid out roughly on trestles on the lawn. Behind them, the frame of the south wall stands leaning on the sawmill shed
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-24 10:03:52

Well, it appears there was some very good news on my birthday, when I was too busy involved in celebrations to notice.
#PalestineAction
#RightToProtest

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-24 09:56:36
Content warning: Collapse of stout party

"In #Caerphilly, this was certainly a two-party race – but neither of the supposed main parties were in it (#Labour and the #Conservatives had a combined vote share of just 13%)"
Alas,…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-24 09:51:47
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-24 09:22:43

Feeling absolutely rubbish this morning. It's beautiful weather, I should be doing joinery on the north end of the new workshop, I want to be writing philosophy, I don't think I have the energy to do either.
I don't like being old.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-22 10:36:48

HAMLET: I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.
SIMON_BROOKE: You and my both, brother. You and me both.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-23 09:46:35

Reading Tim O'Reilly's essay on the economic future of #AI, one sentence stands out:
"By product-market fit we don’t just mean that users love the product or that one company has dominant market share but that a company has found a viable economic model, where what people are willing to pay for AI-based services is greater than the cost of delivering them"
/Continued

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-23 08:44:54

Thinking about giving to folk in #Gaza; quite complicated feelings. Firstly, we do *have* to give, and give personally, because conventional charities are not effectively getting relief to Gaza -- presumably because they are being blocked by #Israel -- and because our governments are doing nothing.
Bu…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-22 13:23:34

The squirrel is on the squirrel feeder, just outside my front window, again. Horrible is standing just inside the window, staring at the squirrel with fascinated longing.
Sorry, Horrible. That window isn't ever going to open.

Rather poor photograph, taken with my phone from my bed (apologies for the poor quality), of a red sqirrel feeding from a squirrel feeder, while a grey cat, inside the window, looks on. They're about 40 centimetres — and two panes of glass — apart.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-22 13:09:54

The way you make an axe haft is you take a straight grained piece of hickory or ash, you split it along the grain with a froe, and then you use a drawknife to do final shaping (including for the eye). The reason you do this is that the shape then follows the natural cellulose fibres of the wood, which are very much stronger along their length than at even at a very slight angle.
(Yes, I'm sub-tooting someone on YouTube).
>>>

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-22 21:03:25

Why is the UK #Labour party in trouble?
Because it stole all the #Tories clothes just at the time when the Tories were at their most unpopular.
#UKPol

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-22 15:51:14

Quite interesting listening to two wet liberals talking about #Marx. I don't think I learned much new, although it's remakable how well #Bakunin predicted the history of the Russian revolution fifty years before it happened. But I don't think anyone else could have made me feel a grudging sympa…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-23 07:20:12

@… thinks a written constitution would somehow impede a #Fascist takeover of the United Kingdom. I admire his optimism: look how well it's working in the United States.
I mean, a written constitution …

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-22 11:43:40

RE: pdx.social/@hellomiakoda/11576
"unless you're going to try to procreate with a particular individual, I cannot think of any reason anyone's trans status fucking matters" -- @…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-22 11:39:34

“They won’t imprison us all, they know if they fill the prisons with activists, we will overpower them from within. So flood the damn streets in your millions. Shut down these factories in your thousands! They can never arrest the resistance in our smiles. We will use the shards of our broken hearts to spear the system of injustice.” -- Qesser Zuhrah
#SayHerNamee

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-21 17:12:45

For those of us in Galloway, this is extremely bad news. Stranraer used to be a large reservoir of #UKLabour/#SNP swing voters, and the population of Stranraer is substantially larger than the population of the Rhinns.
If that ward is returning a #Tory/

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-21 12:47:36

I don't believe that anyone is intrinsically or essentially evil. If we believed they they were intrinsically evil, we could not hold them responsible for the evil that they do, because they could not help it.
But people do things which are evil. People do things which are evil often because they did not sufficiently think ahead, and consider the consequences of their actions. And people do things which are evil sometimes because others who have authority over them tell them to. &g…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-21 19:54:00

"When news becomes an extension of political and corporate power, democracy loses its immune system. The Fourth Estate collapses. And disinformation rules.
This is what happens when billionaires control information. They decide what you see, what you don’t, who becomes a villain, who gets rehabilitated, and whose death is worth remembering"
#kleptocracy
Legacy Media…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-21 19:52:36

"When #billionaires own major media outlets, “news” becomes something closer to state messaging. Not because the government controls it, but because the financial class that funds political power also owns the platforms that shape public perception."
#kleptocracy
Legacy M…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-21 11:26:16

I've written to my own MP this morning about Qesser Zurah's #HungerStrike, and I've added the text of my letter to him to the end of this post.
Please could I humbly urge everyone in the UK to write, today, to their own MP urging for her immediate release on bail? This is now very urgent indeed.
Please, also, boost this post.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-21 10:15:12

"the assets of British banks ‘mostly consist of claims on other banks. Their liabilities are mainly obligations to other financial institutions. Lending to firms and individuals engaged in the production of goods and services – which most people would imagine was the principal business of a bank – amounts to about 3 per cent of that total.’"
It's not for nothing that the medieval church -- like modern Islam -- considered

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-21 09:31:21

I may be somewhat late on this, but the Marsh family rhapsodising on #Trump is epic.
youtube.com/watch?v=YY_8WzcHqMQ

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-21 09:49:58

Listening to #InOurTime on the Time Machine, I am asking myself whether #AI #LLM users are choosing to become Eloi, are choosing to let their intellects atrophy, by delegating their creative and critical faculties t…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-21 07:40:41

"The most reliable predictor of future conflict in a place is past conflict in that place. In large part, this is because of unresolved injustices. Resentments over past crimes simmer. Then, they boil over.
In other words, 'they got away with mass murder' is not a great way to build a lasting peace" -- @…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-21 07:38:35

"However, international justice can seem like a faith-based community. We believe in it, but proof of its existence is rare, and almost miraculous when it happens" -- @…
Let's all pray for a miracle, then.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-21 07:31:24

"The victims of war-time atrocities on all sides also have something in common. They are cut out of the top-down deal. Civilians were bombed, children were starved, and prisoners were tortured, yet the perpetrators escape punishment. War criminals continue ruling and enjoying the perks of power. Survivors and their families are denied justice" -- @…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-21 06:48:31

As soon as you saw the name 'Tony Blair' on it you knew it would be as corrupt and abusive as fuck. And of course you were right.
My heart bleeds for #Gaza. This 'peace plan' is an epic, dystopian betrayal.
#GazaPeace

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-20 08:45:40

I listen to the Volts podcast for technical news about innovations on the electricity grid, so this excellent discussion of the intersection between epistemology and social psychology was as unexpected as it was interesting. Highly recommended.
Volts: The cure for misinformation is not more information or smarter news consumers
Starting from: 00:40:37
Episode webpage:

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-19 20:56:51
Content warning: Video games; politics

From the very beginning of computer games, developing a satisfactory mechanic for shooting and killing non-player characters was easy. It's much more sophisticated now, but it's still relatively easy. Developing command and control mechanics was relatively easy.
Developing mechanisms to interact positively with non-player characters, to have rich conversations, true co-operation, has been much harder, and still is.
Continued >>>

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-19 17:56:59

Frustrated with your phone doing stupid shit which you don't want it to? Me too. I've switched mine to only answer commands in some Chinese dialect. Which Chinese dialect? I don't know. I don't speak, write or read any Chinese.
I don't know that this will totally defeat it, but it's worth a try.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-18 23:22:52

Right, what odds would I get for a bet that the next UK government will be a Labour-Conservative coalition, justified to their supporters by both parties as 'the only way to keep out the extremists'?

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-19 08:44:27

"Israeli officials openly stated the goal: to destroy #Gaza and make it uninhabitable. By textbook definition, this is genocide: the deliberate targeting of people not for who they are as individuals, but because they are members of a group marked for destruction"
#GazaGenocide

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-18 15:00:51

"Genocide is a process, not an event. When genocide happens, its roots, and the conditions that allowed it, often become visible only in retrospect. If those conditions remain unchanged and there is no accountability, there’s every reason to believe the violence will return, perhaps even worse, especially if it was never fully halted. This is exactly what we are seeing in the case of Gaza"
#GazaGenocide

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-18 09:21:37

"I remember somebody jokingly suggesting that I challenge Elon Musk to a fight (this was during his and Mark Zuckerberg’s martial arts feud), and quietly thinking to myself, I am literally not paid enough for that" -- @…
Happy retirement, Eugen!

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-18 07:15:05

This is what I'm reduced to when I want to eat and Horrible wants to cuddle.
#CatsOfMastondon

Me, trying to eat my meal, while my cat Horrible is very contentedly curled up on me. I am wearing a pale grey hoodie with the slogan "If at first you don't secede, try, try again"
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-18 08:48:23

"#crypto leverage — whether through borrowing programs, margin trading, or perpetual futures — creates a cycle of risk that can rapidly snowball"
Again, of course. Leverage was one of the main drivers of the great crash of 1929. People then mortgaged their houses to buy stocks; now, to buy #Bitcoin

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-18 08:39:14

"Some have accused centralized [#Crypto] exchanges of minimizing their own losses at their customers’ expense by intentionally halting trading or withdrawals under the guise of 'technical difficulties'. Indeed, it is suspiciously common for supposedly highly sophisticated centralized exchanges to suddenly experience glitches or announce urgent 'maintenance' under far less volat…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-18 08:29:35

"As trading activity spiked on [#Crypto] exchanges and prices whipsawed, multiple centralized platforms suffered glitches. Binance’s site went completely down at one point, and customers reported unexplained account freezes, unsuccessful trades, and automated protections like stop-losses failing to trigger"
Again, of course. People build crypto exchanges because they want to get ric…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-18 08:22:40

"The Coinwatch #crypto tracking platform accused market makers of 'desert[ing] their responsibility', and #blockchain analyst YQ alleged 'they executed a coordinated withdrawal at the optimal moment to minimize their losses while maximizing subsequent opportunities"
Of cour…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-18 08:18:30

"Wintermute reported that the median crypto token price drop was around 54%, and more than 90% of tokens lost more than 10% of their value"
#Crypto is and always was a hungry scam that eats suckers. Don't be a sucker. Don't touch crypto.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-18 08:11:20

Friends, of course we all hope the #ceasefire will hold. Of course we all hope that aid trucks will be allowed to move. Of course we all hope that there will be a stable, just peace.
But hope isn't enough. The suffering in #Gaza hasn't ended. We must keep pressure on our governments to ensu…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-16 17:16:57

RE: toot.community/@mittall/115548
I've received a private appeal from @…, who is in

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-16 14:24:11

When it's observable that the very rich are steadily growing richer while the vast majority of people are growing poorer, it's obvious that the tax system is not neutral: it is actively redistributing wealth upwards. For the tax system to be neutral, it MUST tax the very rich much more. To do so is not redistributive, at least until it actively causes a net movement of wealth towards the poor: rather it is simply neutral.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-17 08:29:05

The years of a man's life are three score and ten.
I've done my time; I've served my sentence. Today is the day on which, for most of the past thirty years, I've planned to make my farewells and exit stage left, ideally not pursued by a bear.
But the best laid plans of meece and men gang of agley, especially when there's a goblin involved.
So I'm afraid I shall now be sticking around a while longer, to pester and provoke you all.
Here's to …

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-16 11:38:08

@borkdude, in your 'scittle with additional libraries' files, you have, for each file in the library, a line
SHADOW_ENV.evalLoad( <filename>, <boolean>, <???>);
where ??? is a string of JS source code with some punctuation replaced by hex codes.
The second last line appears to invoke the file itself (recursively!?!), and the last is always
SHADOW_ENV.evalLoad("shadow.module.<filename>.append.js", false, <???>);
Wha…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-14 14:06:37

Today was hardly the ideal day to be grodgelling in the dirt like one of Jinian Footseer's gobblemoles, but then today was not the ideal day for the cattle to demolish the garden gatepost. Fortunately, I did have a replacement steel gatepost ready to go in.
#crofting
#TheJoyOfCrofting

Me, covered in filth, with a spade and a pinch bar, beside a deep dark hole, with the collapsed gate and the culprits behind me. It is a wet day.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-15 10:01:12

RE: mastodon.online/@Geri/11555015
There is no end to the irresponsibility, venality, and gullibility of our politicians. They depend for their 'political donations' on serving the ultra-rich, and they do it without hesitation or rem…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-15 09:57:31

"A new investigation of Elon #Musk’s X by Sky News found that every account set up by reporters, 'no matter their political orientation, was fed a glut of rightwing content', much of which was extreme. The experts it consulted believe this pattern could have resulted only from an algorithm engineered for this purpose, and that 'an algorithmic bias must be decided by senior people at …

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-15 09:47:15

How is it that #PalestineAction, whose worst 'crime' is to spray paint aeroplanes, is declared a #Terrorist organisation, and the #IDF, whose soldiers routinely beat and rape prisoners, shoot ch…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-15 09:38:53

"The fundamental problem is this: that most of the means of communication are owned or influenced by the very rich. If democracy is the problem capital is always trying to solve, propaganda is part of the solution. Like the kings and empire-builders of the past, they use their platforms to project the claims that suit them and suppress the claims that don’t. This means boosting right and far-right movements, which defend wealth and power..." -- George Monbiot.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-15 08:34:00

RE: mastodon.social/@TomasHajzler/
This is even worse than it looks. These people are hungry, they have no way to get warm of dry, they are **still** being bombed. Disease will spread very fast.
If you can help folk in …

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-15 12:03:24

I've just bought test materials to evaluate the relative strengths of a flax/balsa sandwich composite versus a carbon/Nomex (aramid) sandwich composite.
Yes, I know the carbon/Nomex will be stronger, but would the flax/balsa be strong enough for my #Tricycle project?
#BikeTooter

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-15 09:39:43

Early in the second #UkraineWar of this century, Timothy Snyder did a really amazing public lecture series on the history of #Ukraine, which greatly helped my understanding.
Can anyone point to a similarly good lecture series (in English) on the history of

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-14 11:20:55

With the emergence of more processors with 64 cores or more, I'm thinking more about whether it makes sense to implement a hypercube virtualised on a single chip with a single vector of memory, or as a literal hypercube of 64 (say) RP2350s. I understand the problems of transferring data across a hypercube, but I don't have a good feeling of how the bus contention on a multicore processor scales. What should I read?

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-13 14:30:37

There's a subscribers-only podcast which Lesley Riddoch has put out (which unfortunately means I can't link to it), in which she interviews Sara Salayers.
Salayers points out that the Union with England Act, 1707 (linked) is specifically conditional (§XXV) on the Claim of Right Act, 1689 (also linked); and that the Claim of Right Act forbids government from prosecuting people on 'stretches of old... laws'.

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-14 10:19:02

"The #Labour party arose from a long wave of protests by workers against capital, calling for workers’ rights and for sweeping democratic reforms. These protests and their organisers came to be known as the labour movement. Its early actions included the radical war in Scotland, the Merthyr and Newport risings... the Swing riots... and the General Strike of 1842. No such protests would have me…

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-10-14 09:43:45

"Crypto is my second bubble concern. It’s a classic Ponzi scheme. It’s growing because investors believe other investors will keep buying it. And like #AI, crypto’s meteoric growth has also been powered largely by the ultra-wealthy. (Trump and his family are said to have made $5 billion off it so far.)" -- @…