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@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-18 19:40:29

#catsofmastodon
@… noc.social/@todayilearned/1159

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL a nearly blind cat named Jerry Fox wore custom glasses and saved Brooklyn Borough Hall from a fire in 1904. He was on the city payroll as "Assistant Janitor" and when he died, The New York Times ran his obituary. https://www.catsabouttowntours.com/stories/jerry-fox-blind-cat-borough-hall #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1qgga7f/til_a_nearly_blind_cat_named_jerry_fox_wore/

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 14:47:47

Some photos from today's hike in the mountains. To escape the fog.
It was very very icy at the bottom. And I was super happy to have my micro spikes.
The way up was pretty calm. Right the #silentsunday I had desired. At the summit there were a bit too many people and I didn't see proper motives. So I just enjoyed the view and the really warm temperature.
On the wa…

A stunning winter landscape unfolds in this breathtaking scene, where a snow-covered trail winds its way through a serene forest. The trail, blanketed in a thick layer of pristine white snow, is bordered by tall evergreen trees that stand like silent sentinels, their branches heavy with fresh snowfall. The sun shines brightly in the clear blue sky, casting a warm glow over the winter wonderland and creating a beautiful contrast with the cool tones of the snow. In the distance, a valley stretch…
A breathtaking panoramic view unfolds from this mountain ridge, where a group of hikers and their dogs gather to soak in the beauty of the surrounding landscape. The ridge, partially covered in patches of snow, offers a stunning vantage point overlooking rolling hills, dense forests, and distant mountain ranges. The clear blue sky stretches endlessly above, adding a sense of openness and freedom to the scene. The hikers, dressed in colorful outdoor gear, stand near the edge of the ridge, their…
A picturesque winter scene unfolds along this winding country road, where the landscape is gently blanketed in a layer of fresh snow. The road, clear and inviting, curves gracefully through the countryside, bordered by snow-dusted fields and clusters of trees. The trees, adorned with a delicate layer of frost, stand tall and serene, their branches glistening in the soft winter light. The sky above is overcast, casting a muted, tranquil glow over the entire scene and enhancing the peaceful atmo…
@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 20:14:24

Google: "AI WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!”
Me to my phone: “Hey Google, could you start this app?”
Phone: “What the fuck is an app? Need me to generate ideas for cat costumes instead?”

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-03-18 16:45:51

Where upon the house combo at the Brasserie drifts into a modified version of one of Toad-O's big hit numbers BUDDY JONES stares longingly at the little nozzles pooching out of Mary's moistened upper clothing, but it's too late...WARREN, one of the other guys from Joe's Garage Band has already recognized her (he's now one of the foremost disco-fusion rhythm guitar players on the Wet T-shirt circuit, currently providing exciting strummery here in Miami), and is in the process of getting the d…

Frank Zappa - On The Bus (Visualizer) by Frank Zappa
Listen now on your favorite streaming service. Powered by Songlink/Odesli, an on-demand, customizable smart link service to help you share songs, albums, podcasts and more.

@jackie@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-18 23:55:07

xeiaso.net/blog/alvis/
It's kind of hilarious that Xe wrote this in 2023, I read it then and thought it was too far fetched because no IT dept would ever trust an AI to *talk to customers* for them, let alone have access to the database and other things to try to fix problems on its own, and n…

Alvis
Xe Iaso's personal website.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-16 21:16:22

They canceled the Minneapolis LEGO Robotics tournament over general safety concerns. Not that the tournament was even targeted; it’s just so ICEy here.
The kids had made custom T-shirts for their teams and everything.
I know this is just one little thing, a footnote to what’s happening, but…fuck all the Nazis.

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-01-19 00:40:02

US CHILDREN 🧒
我們這些孩童 🧒
📷 Zeiss IKON Super Ikonta 533/16
🎞️ Lucky SHD 400
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

Lucky SHD 400 (6x6) English Alt Text: A black-and-white image of a children’s amusement ride featuring large duck-shaped seats with cartoon-like features, including oversized eyes and beaks. The ducks are placed inside a circular ride enclosure resembling a tub or water-themed setting. Metal structures and a shaded canopy are visible in the background, indicating the ride is part of a larger fairground. The scene captures a playful and nostalgic moment in a public entertainment space. 中文替代文字：…
Lucky SHD 400 (6x6) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photograph of a grand two-story carousel with ornate decorations. The upper facade features intricate designs, including sculpted faces and patterns. A metal staircase with railings leads from the ground to the second level. Decorative columns support the roof. The image showcases the architectural beauty and craftsmanship of vintage amusement rides, evoking a sense of wonder and nostalgia. 中文替代文字： 这是一张黑白照片，展示了一个宏伟的双层旋转木马，装饰华丽。上层外墙饰有精致的雕…
Lucky SHD 400 (6x6) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photo showing a height measurement pole next to a carousel ride. The pole is marked with numbers from 10 to 15 and highlights a 1.2-meter mark. Beside it stands a cartoonish figure with a smiling face and a hat labeled “CHILD SURVEY.” In the background, the carousel features ornate animal figures like horses and tigers. Sunlight and shadows create a dynamic contrast. The image emphasizes child safety measures at amusement parks. 中文替代文字： …
Lucky SHD 400 (6x6) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photo of a traditional carousel featuring elaborately decorated horse figures with ornate saddles and bridles. The carousel sits on a wooden platform. The canopy above is adorned with decorative patterns. Bright sunlight highlights parts of the scene, casting dramatic shadows. In the background, signage with Chinese characters suggests the location is in a Chinese-speaking region. The image evokes nostalgia and whimsy, capturing the charm…
@cdarwin@c.im
2026-01-16 00:09:29

A federal officer has shot a second person in Minneapolis,
just days after Trump immigration hawk Stephen Miller told ICE agents that they have
“federal immunity” to act as they like
— and that anyone obstructing them will face prosecution from the federal government.
In a Fox News segment shared by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) on X,
Miller falsely said that it was a “felony” to obstruct or even so much as touch an Immigration and Customs Enforcement…

Fed Agent Shoots Second Person, Days After Miller Claims Agents Have “Immunity”
Miller lied to ICE agents, saying, “Anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop you … is committing a felony.”…

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-16 19:35:03

Series D, Episode 12 - Warlord
CHALSA: All right, all right, I agree. I accept. [Avon looks about at the others. Boorva nods. Avon gives a sickeningly sweet smile.]
AVON: Then are we all friends here, with one common enemy?
blake.torpidity.net/m/412/81 B7B5

Claude Sonnet 3.7 describes the image as: "This image shows a person with brown hair styled in a 1970s-80s fashion, wearing what appears to be a dark outfit with some decorative elements or embellishments visible at the shoulder. They have a distinctive slight smirk or knowing smile on their face against a neutral background. The styling, costume, and filming quality suggest this is from a television production from that era. The dark costume with decorative elements could indicate this is fr…
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-15 01:54:08

Mick Shots: Sorting through all fish in the net dallascowboys.com/news/mick-sh

Mick Shots: Sorting through all fish in the net
 The Cowboys are casting a wide net for their next defensive coordinator writes, Mickey Spagnola in this week’s Mick Shots. Plus, the Class of 2024 quarterbacks, playing tag, the next priority and more.