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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-01 05:39:45

NFL Week 13 Team of the Week: Jordan Love, Bijan Robinson Headline Top Performers foxsports.com/stories/nfl/nfl-

NFL Week 13 Team of the Week: Jordan Love, Bijan Robinson Headline Top Performers
Here are the top performers on both sides of the ball from NFL Week 13.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-01 05:28:06

NFL Week 13 Team of the Week: Jordan Love, Bijan Robinson Headline Top Performers foxsports.com/stories/nfl/nfl-

NFL Week 13 Team of the Week: Jordan Love, Bijan Robinson Headline Top Performers
Here are the top performers on both sides of the ball from NFL Week 13.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-31 20:41:45

Christian McCaffrey, Jonathan Taylor, Dak Prescott headline 2026 Pro Bowl Games rosters nytimes.com/athletic/7012377/2

Christian McCaffrey, Jonathan Taylor, Dak Prescott headline 2026 Pro Bowl Games rosters
49ers legends Steve Young and Jerry Rice will coach the NFC and AFC flag football teams.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-29 17:43:35

This headline is a correct headline.
theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j

@me@mastodon.peterjanes.ca
2025-12-31 03:54:13

RE: mstdn.ca/@paulisci/11581146651
Had a serious internal debate about this: go for the purist option of the better newspaper-style headline or the essay-as-a-headline that's a poke in the eye to current stupid tech trends. Pretty sure my even…

@jonippolito@digipres.club
2025-11-01 12:33:05

Google has teased 60-second AI videos from Veo, which sounds impressive until you realize that requires not 10x, but 100x the energy of a 6-second clip.
Analysis confirming quadratic scaling of AI video footprint: linkedin.com/posts/jonipp…

News headline from Techradar about rumored minute-long AI videos coming from Veo 3.1

New research reveals shocking energy use of AI video | Jon Ippolito posted on the topic | LinkedIn
I've updated the What Uses More calculator with new research this week that makes the environmental footprint of AI video potentially far higher than I thought. On Tuesday Julien Delavande, Régis Pierrard, and Dr. Sasha Luccioni published important research showing that doubling the duration of a video generated from a text prompt doesn't just double the energy required, but in fact quadruples it. So if a 3-second clip uses 130 watt-hours (the equivalent of running a light bulb for two hou…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-11-29 15:59:49

Note that the headline treats this product’s output as established fact:
❝Major AI conference flooded with peer reviews written fully by AI❞
They didn’t even have the journalistic decency to append “claims AI detection company.” Note the passive voice in the sub-headline:
❝Controversy has erupted after 21% of manuscript reviews for an international AI conference were found to be generated by artificial intelligence.❞
“were found”…by whom? Nobody. It’s just a magic fact.
3/

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-31 20:39:25

Christian McCaffrey, Jonathan Taylor, Dak Prescott headline 2026 Pro Bowl Games rosters nytimes.com/athletic/7012377/2

Christian McCaffrey, Jonathan Taylor, Dak Prescott headline 2026 Pro Bowl Games rosters
49ers legends Steve Young and Jerry Rice will coach the NFC and AFC flag football teams.

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-01-30 07:18:15

There's laws, there's permits, and there's Amsterdam Schiphol Airport. Outgoing double-failed Dutch government ignores judge, gives Schiphol another two years to operate without nature permit, and allows it even higher nitrogen emissions.
Conveniently arranged before the new coalition starts. In @… today.

Front page of NRC newspaper with that headline in Dutch.
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-31 20:43:44

Christian McCaffrey, Jonathan Taylor, Dak Prescott headline 2026 Pro Bowl Games rosters nytimes.com/athletic/7012377/2

Christian McCaffrey, Jonathan Taylor, Dak Prescott headline 2026 Pro Bowl Games rosters
49ers legends Steve Young and Jerry Rice will coach the NFC and AFC flag football teams.

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-01-30 00:11:12

The headline below is wildly incorrect.
It should read:
"D's cave, again. Allow ICE to continue".
It isn't just trump who is TACO, it is the D-party.
By passing most of the funding the D's have given away their leverage to affect things in the future. Schumer could publish a book titled "The Art of Losing".
I do not think the D party knows the word "No".
"Deal struck to keep government funded, Trump and D…

@marcel@waldvogel.family
2025-11-29 07:57:38

Plenty of billionaire deals going on, but:
"A person familiar with Witkoff’s thinking said the envoy is confident that any settlement with Russia would benefit America broadly, not just a handful of investors."
wsj.com/world/russia/russia-u-

Screenshot of the WSJ headline: Make Money Not War: Trump’s Real Plan for Peace in Ukraine The Kremlin pitched the White House on peace through business. To Europe’s dismay, the president and his envoy are on board.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-01-30 01:21:31

Honestly, between this and the Variety exposé on TTRPG GMs, it’s beginning to feel like the neuroblands are coming for my hobbies. social.wake.st/@liaizon/115981

wakest ⁂ (@liaizon@wake.st)
Mainstream news report really just ran with the headline "If you're tired of Truth Social, try Mastodating" https://www.euractiv.com/opinion/the-brief-if-youre-tired-of-truth-social-try-mastodating (article by @zarasophos@darmstadt.social in @euractiv@masto.ai) ht to @cabbage@piefed.social for posting

@pbloem@sigmoid.social
2025-11-29 13:13:34

Protip: if you get tired of the flood of AI discourse, just read it as being short for "Artificial Inseminaton" for a while.

A headline reading: "Altman describes OpenAI’s forthcoming AI device as more peaceful and calm than the iPhone." Next to it is a black and white picture of Jony Ive and Sam Altman looking almost like a couple, gently touching their heads together.
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-30 15:01:34

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald, Eli Manning headline Pro Football Hall of Fame's 15 modern-era finalists

cbssports.com/nfl/news/pro-foo

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald, Eli Manning headline Pro Football Hall of Fame's 15 modern-era finalists
Fifteen former NFL stars are one step closer to joining football's most prestigious club

@gwire@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 21:46:02

Best headline in the GOV.UK news feed today
> Framework for interrogation of honey authenticity databases
gov.uk/government/news/framewo

Framework for interrogation of honey authenticity databases
A project, commissioned under Defra’s Food Authenticity Programme, to develop a practical framework for the interrogation of honey authenticity databases.

@pixelcode@social.tchncs.de
2025-12-29 16:12:36

This is what BBC news articles look like nowadays: Every single sentence is its own paragraph, and I absolute cannot stand this “style” at all. I suspect the editors only care about making articles look nice in the mobile app.
IMHO, paragraphs are specifically meant to intuitively communicate which sentences belong together because of content/meaning. Just separating any sentences is what full stops do. If actually no two consecutive sentences belong together, the article is just incoh…

An actual article on the BBC website. The headline has been replaced with “Lorem ipsum”, and all numbers and Latin characters have been censored, so that only punctuation remains. Now, it is clearly visible that every single paragraph contains only one full stop (i.e. at each end).
@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-11-27 18:53:23

OTD 5 years ago, I posted this:
So, in the last 24 hours we had
- Zombie minks in Denmark
- almost 400 km/h wind,
- thunderstorms and lightning in Iceland
Either someone is playing an updated version of Jumanji, or some Nordic director is shooting a video clip for a "Thriller"/"Bohemian Rhapsody" remix.

Three part meme, showing the headline "Dead minks infected with a mutated form of Covid-19 rise from graves after mass culling", a graph showing wind speeds of up to 120 m/s in Iceland and a lightning strike.
@haayman@todon.nl
2026-01-29 05:02:34

Please Don’t Say Mean Things about the AI That I Just Invested a Billion Dollars In - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
mcsweeneys.net/articles/please

Please Don’t Say Mean Things about the AI That I Just Invested a Billion Dollars In
“[Nvidia CEO] Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI” — Headline from Gizmodo - - — Guys, enough is enough. Bullying is a s...

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-12-29 14:28:58

💪 Increasing plant diversity in agricultural grasslands boosts yields, reducing reliance on fertilizer
phys.org/news/2025-12-diversit

Increasing plant diversity in agricultural grasslands boosts yields, reducing reliance on fertilizer
Higher plant diversity in agricultural grasslands increases yields with lower inputs of nitrogen fertilizer. That is the headline finding of a landmark, international study led by Trinity College Dublin that paints a promising picture for more sustainable agriculture.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-27 02:56:12

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes

cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-tha

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes
Plus, Renée Elise Goldsberry of "Hamilton" fame will perform the national anthem in Baltimore

@scott@carfree.city
2026-01-23 21:48:28

Shot/chaser
Billionaires like Lurie and his buddies prefer philanthropy to taxes because they decide how much to pay and how it's used. We should not believe for a second that it has anything to do with helping non-rich San Franciscans. #sfpol

Mission Local headline: S.F. Mayor Lurie doesn’t like the CEO tax. But his allies on the board do. by Io Yeh Gilman, January 22, 2026, 10:00 am
Mission Local headline: Mayor Lurie creates new government position to raise private money for S.F. by Io Yeh Gilman, January 23, 2026
@jonippolito@digipres.club
2025-12-30 14:54:15

Where are AI’s scientific breakthroughs? It’s been three years since ChatGPT’s release, and still no headlines about AI discovering new particles or curing diseases. When AI does help science, it's not the kind Sam Altman and co. are shilling.

New York Times Hard Fork logo with the headline "Where Is All the A.I.-Driven Scientific Progress?"

Where are AI’s scientific breakthroughs? It’s been three years since ChatGPT’s release, and still no headlines about AI discovering new particles or curing diseases. The issue is becoming harder to… | Jon Ippolito
Where are AI’s scientific breakthroughs? It’s been three years since ChatGPT’s release, and still no headlines about AI discovering new particles or curing diseases. The issue is becoming harder to ignore. I raised it in the December 24th episode of the Women Talkin‘ ’Bout AI podcast with Joline Blais, Kimberly Pace Becker, and Jessica L. Parker, Ed.D., and a few days later the New York Times published a Hard Fork podcast entitled, “Where Is All the A.I.-Driven Scientific Progress?…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-11-29 16:06:15

The headline should be: ❝AI vendor’s AI-generated analysis claims AI generated reviews for AI-generated papers at AI conference❞
To be clear, I give great credence to the claims of the humans in the article who thought they’d received an AI-generated review. I bet •they’re• correct. It’s Nature I’m coming after here.
A journalistic institution would investigate that claim, track down the reviewer in question, get to the bottom of the story. A PR outlet would just repeat some vendor’s product claims as fact and click “publish.”
Which one is Nature?
/end

@exil_inselette@norden.social
2025-11-27 07:52:55

Jeder Satz ein Treffer! Fred Grimm in der aktuellen SCHROT&KORN
„… von rechts über rechts außen bis rechts draußen …“
„Sie sind seit Jahren die lautesten, weil es der eigentlichen Mehrheit viel zu oft die Sprache verschlägt“
Text in den Alt-Texten von Bild 2 und 3
#vegan

Magazinseite mit einer Kolummne. Portrait des Autors: Fred Grimm über die Wege und Umwege hin zu einer besseren Welt. Headline: Eine Wurst ist eine Wurst
Die Frage, ob es gerade nichts Wichtigeres zu tun gibt, ist grundsätzlich falsch gestellt, egal an wen. Es gibt immer etwas Wichtigeres. Sich um andere kümmern zum Beispiel, Liebesbriefe schreiben, Bäume anstaunen. Für die Fraktionen im EU-Parlament von rechts über rechts außen bis rechts draußen gab es an diesem Oktobertag in Brüssel allerdings wirklich nichts Wichtigeres, als endlich den übelsten Täuschern am Supermarktre-gal das Handwerk zu legen. Diese schummeln offenbar seit Jahren nichts …
langwierigen Verfahren vom Europäischen Rat bestätigt werden muss, ist offen. Aber in gewisser Hinsicht symbolisiert das drohende „Veggiewurstverbot" die übellaunigen Tendenzen des Jahres 2025 auch hierzulande perfekt. Selbsternannte Freiheitskämpfer und Anti-Regulierer ringen vor allem um ihre Freiheit, anderen vorzuschreiben, wie die zu leben, zu denken und zu lieben haben: Mit Blutwurst auf dem Teller, Gas in der Heizung, einem zwei Tonnen schweren Benziner vor der Tür, Eheschließungen auss…
@dhuyvetter@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 04:58:01

I didn’t mind reading the article, the headline says it all: “OpenAI says dead teen violated TOS when he used ChatGPT to plan suicide” arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20

OpenAI says dead teen violated TOS when he used ChatGPT to plan suicide
OpenAI’s response to teen suicide case is “disturbing,” lawyer says.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-30 14:18:37

Drew Brees, Eli Manning Headline Finalists for Pro Football Hall of Fame foxsports.com/stories/nfl/2026

Drew Brees, Eli Manning Headline Finalists for Pro Football Hall of Fame
Drew Brees is a finalist in his first year of eligibility while Eli Manning makes the list of 15 modern-era finalists for a second time.

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-24 22:31:36

I finally got around to adding the Narrator speech recap feature to my 2020 post “Speech Viewer Logs of Lies”:
adrianroselli.com/2020/08/spee
Video! We like video! 323kb of video! Big fat video!

Speech Viewer Logs of Lies
The headline is intentional hyperbole, chosen mostly for the sloppy alliteration. When sighted users test with a screen reader it is common to rely on the visual output — checking to see where focus goes, confirming that controls behave, watching the spoken output in a text log. The problem is…

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-30 13:16:56

Super Bowl 60th anniversary all-time team: Tom Brady, Lawrence Taylor and others headline star-studded team

cbssports.com/nfl/news/super-b

Super Bowl 60th anniversary all-time team: Tom Brady, Lawrence Taylor and others headline star-studded team
These are the best of the best

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 20:37:52

A very unfortunate headline.

A headline from a piece in Red Hot Cyber that reads: Are Black Hackers Demanding Ransom? Checkout.com Responds: We Fund Those Hunting You
@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2025-12-28 09:26:22

China's Geely takes on BYD.
(To the headline writer: still pretending Tesla is in this global affordable EV game is a bit funny.)
insideevs.com/news/782861/geel

Meet The Affordable EV Beating Tesla And BYD At Their Own Game
Geely’s Xingyuan EV has rocked China’s electric vehicle sales charts in a short period, outselling even the Tesla Model Y and BYD Seagull.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-12-07 20:45:38

Sources: Aaru, which uses AI to simulate user behavior, has raised a Series A led by Redpoint Ventures at multiple valuation tiers, including a $1B tier (Marina Temkin/TechCrunch)
techcrunch.com/2025/12/05/ai-s

Sources: AI synthetic research startup Aaru raised a Series A at a $1B 'headline' valuation | TechCrunch
The one-year-old startup, which does market research on simulated populations, had a multi-tier valuation round, sources tell TechCrunch.

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-11-24 20:49:44

ACM Tech News is usually just depressing these days, but this headline made me laugh:
nytimes.com/2025/11/21/world/c

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2025-11-24 15:56:57

my link log mostly works as an external memory, provided i can remember the keywords in the headline
i edit headlines to stuff in extra keywords that make them easier to retrieve: implicit tags without the hash
but sometimes it can be a little frustrating
just now i was trying to remember something to do with numerical? analogies? sizes? units?
took me about 10 minutes to remember the other key word was “bio”
after which i was reminded the key words i had not-qu…

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-27 11:26:19

Cowboys-Chiefs Headlines: Taylor Swift appearance? 1st rounder ruled out cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

Cowboys-Chiefs Headlines: Taylor Swift appearance? 1st rounder ruled out
Cowboys vs Chiefs on Thanksgiving has Taylor Swift rumors, key injuries, and could become the highest watched regular season game in NFL history

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-12 17:11:14

Behind the Blog: Is This Headline 'Clickbait'? 404media.co/behind-the-blog-is

Behind the Blog: Is This Headline 'Clickbait'?
This week, we discuss conversational AI, a behind the scenes of the zine, and more.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-24 09:21:33

@… the gobshite resurgence

@apiln.bsky.social Great to see the word "gobshite" in a headline. Streets ahead of the too twee "cockwomble". Anger as 'gobshite' climbs Laois Christmas Tree - News - Laois Nationalist Anger as 'gobshite' climbs Laois Christmas Tree - News - Laois Nationalist • www.laois-nationalist.ie
@Jyoti@mas.to
2026-01-23 16:36:28

#AllBillionairesAreEvil #YesEvenThatOneYouBootlick #WealthTaxNow

A tweet from "Brave New Films" paired with a news article headline: "All billionaires under 30 have inherited their wealth, research finds." The tweet says, 'Wait, I thought "hard work" is what made people billionaires? 🤡'
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-25 17:26:09

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes

cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-tha

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes
Plus, Renée Elise Goldsberry of "Hamilton" fame will perform the national anthem in Baltimore

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-25 14:18:39

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald Headline 26 Semifinalists for Pro Football Hall of Fame foxsports.com/stories/nfl/drew

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald Headline 26 Semifinalists for Pro Football Hall of Fame
Drew Brees and Larry Fitzgerald are among five first-time eligible players to make the semifinalists list of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-01-24 14:44:19

It's just amazing what cars will do by themselves: "A car overturned in the middle of an intersection..."
&
The headline:
Car flips over in the middle of downtown San Francisco intersection
sfgate.com/bayarea/article/car

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-01-24 14:44:19

It's just amazing what cars will do by themselves: "A car overturned in the middle of an intersection..."
&
The headline:
Car flips over in the middle of downtown San Francisco intersection
sfgate.com/bayarea/article/car

@lmc@mastodon.social
2025-12-12 03:23:04

The most San Francisco headline ever.
#SanFrancisco

headline from the San Francisco Chronicle saying "mental health startup founder allegedly tried to set fire at Bay Area winery before intentionally crashing Tesla"
@bthalpin@mastodon.social
2026-01-23 21:47:54

I just got an email entitled "The US can no longer be treated as a normal ally "
It's not from the Socialist Workers' Union, the Irish Anarchists' Association, or the Association of Paranoid Android Users.
It's from the Irish Times. Ireland's small-c conservative newspaper of record.
(They wouldn't have been leading with this theme before Greenland. In the body, yes, but not the headline.)

@degrowthuk@mstdn.social
2025-12-23 07:57:00

I'm case you missed it...
An article appeared in The Guardian on Thursday, December 11th, entitled “Economic growth no longer linked to carbon emissions in most of the world, study finds”
But that headline is misleading and the study overclaims too.
We take it apart (need to fix formatting for mobile view).
Decoupling …… again – degrowthUK

Decoupling …… again
An article appeared in The Guardian on Thursday, December 11th, entitled “Economic growth no longer linked to carbon emissions in most of the world, study finds” 1. The Guardian appears…

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 12:06:54

TASS is playing it well, picking a headline they know will please Trump.
"Kremlin agrees that Trump will go down in history if he annexes Greenland"
#Trump

Kremlin agrees that Trump will go down in history if he annexes Greenland
According to Dmitry Peskov, by resolving the issue of Greenland's accession, the US leader will go down not only in US history, but in world history as well

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-24 15:17:52

Don’t let the headline fool you, it’s just boring testing results:
“The Value of Selecting Selects by Value”
adrianroselli.com/2025/11/the-

The Value of Selecting Selects by Value
This is meant to use voice control to test select menus (and other fields, but the title would be less weird) by their value because their accessible names are hidden. I’m sharing results of that testing. This was partially driven by: WCAG issue #3808 SC 3.3.2: Labels or Instructions and…

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-22 17:39:32

2025 NFL Awards Finalists: Maye, Stafford Headline MVP Race; McCaffrey Makes History foxsports.com/stories/nfl/2025

2025 NFL Awards Finalists: Maye, Stafford Headline MVP Race; McCaffrey Makes History
Christian McCaffrey is the first player to be a finalist for three AP NFL awards as he was the only non-QB named a finalist for MVP.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-26 00:21:10

Snoop Dogg headlines NFL Christmas Day halftime show during Vikings-Lions game, welcomes special guests

cbssports.com/nfl/news/snoop-d

Snoop Dogg to headline NFL Christmas Day halftime show during Vikings-Lions game
Snoop Dogg, and perhaps some special guests, will be bringing a special performance to Minneapolis on Christmas

@bourgwick@heads.social
2025-11-18 14:58:53

wow, all the headlines seem to be burying the lede that the newly added recordings are the infamous joe bussard collection (though maybe that's only headline news to record collectors) c.im/@didgebaba/11556684500848

@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2026-01-22 23:00:07

I was checking my website stats as I occasionally do and noticed a headline that looked odd. Then I realized I misspelled "Revisited."
The post is from 2006.
tenor.com/bYv1e.gif

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-11-23 06:45:56

Deblock, an app that lets users manage fiat and digital assets in one place by linking a bank account with a self-owned crypto wallet, raised a €30M Series A (Tamara Djurickovic/Tech.eu)
tech.eu/2025/11/19/deblock-sec

Deblock secures €30M Series A to expand on-chain banking in Europe
French crypto-banking startup Deblock has secured €30 million in Series A funding led by Speedinvest, alongside CommerzVentures and Latitude. Existing investors 20VC, Headline, Chalfen Ventures, and Kraken Ventures also participated in the round. Deblock offers a fully on-chain banking solution in Europe that combines features of a traditional bank account with on-chain self-custody. By linking a euro current account with a personal, self-owned crypto wallet, the platform allows users t…

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2025-11-24 15:56:57

my link log mostly works as an external memory, provided i can remember the keywords in the headline
i edit headlines to stuff in extra keywords that make them easier to retrieve: implicit tags without the hash
but sometimes it can be a little frustrating
just now i was trying to remember something to do with numerical? analogies? sizes? units?
took me about 10 minutes to remember the other key word was “bio”
after which i was reminded the key words i had not-qu…

Metaphors for Biology: Sizes
A series of quantitative metaphors on the sizes and shapes of biomolecules and organisms.

@villavelius@mastodon.online
2026-01-21 08:41:22

From The Economist:
"Donald Trump's bullying is irritating his European populist chums"
(This article appeared in the Europe section of the print edition under the headline "MAGA v MEGA")

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-28 21:41:34

Full list of every Super Bowl halftime performer in history: Bad Bunny to headline 2026 show at Super Bowl LX

cbssports.com/nfl/news/every-s

Full list of every Super Bowl halftime performer in history: Bad Bunny to headline 2026 show at Super Bowl LX
Check out the list of artists who've taken the stage in the history of the iconic event as we prepare for Super Bowl LX

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2025-12-14 17:49:57

Ach was, nain, naaain ...

Washington Post headline: "as a conservative I'm beginning to wonder: are we the bad guys?"
@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2025-11-24 21:45:05

"No backsliding: that turned out to be the highest achievable in Belém." #COP30
I've got news: having emitted another 53 billion tonnes of greenhouse gases in a year and then making no progress in climate negotiations is backsliding.
cc @…@…

That headline in Dutch, in Trouw newspaper.
@cdarwin@c.im
2026-01-16 03:29:39

Donald Trump has finally unveiled his long-awaited framework for healthcare affordability,
almost a year and a half after announcing during a pre-election presidential debate that he had the “concepts of a plan” for healthcare reform.
The short document, titled
"the Great Healthcare Plan",
provides four headline objectives,
but few specific details as to how they will be achieved.
The Trump administration says it intends to lower prescription pri…

‘Absolutely no detail’: experts alarmed as Trump unveils healthcare plan
Months after Trump spoke of ‘concepts of a plan’, framework offers few specifics – and could stall in Congress

@burger_jaap@mastodon.social
2025-12-16 09:13:56

I don't speak Danish, but I can read this nice headline.
borsen.dk/nyheder/pleasure/dan

Danske afgifter slagter populær benzin-VW
Danske afgifter slagter populær benzin-VW

@jensilber@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 01:29:45

Nice work on this headline.
arlnow.com/2025/12/18/performi

@davej@dice.camp
2025-11-24 03:55:09
Content warning: CW: uspol.

Everything is cool and normal in the Land of the Free.
archive.today/2025.11.23-13365

Headline from The Intercept: "The Feds Want to Make It Illegal to Even Possess an Anarchist Zine "Daniel Sanchez is facing federal charges for what free speech advocates say is a clear attack on the First Amendment.”
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-29 13:16:34

2025 NFL season's 25 biggest stories: Shedeur Sanders, Sam Darnold, stunning firings headline wild ride

cbssports.com/nfl/news/2025-nf

2025 NFL season's 25 biggest stories: Shedeur Sanders, Sam Darnold, stunning firings headline wild ride
Plus, Myles Garrett broke the sack record in dramatic fashion

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-12-15 23:17:48

Awesome headline....
youtu.be/EZj389I9I-0?si=iydeKr

@outer@mas.to
2025-11-14 20:43:57

This is a tragedy.

From the satiric and sardonic humor “news outlet” The Onion. Headline: Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map Picture shows students in an immigration class.
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-29 17:55:53

Dallas Cowboys Hire Christian Parker as Their New Defensive Coordinator insidethestar.com/dallas-cowbo

Dallas Cowboys Hire Christian Parker as Their New Defensive Coordinator » Inside The Star
When the Dallas Cowboys confirmed Christian Parker as their new defensive coordinator, the move landed quietly compared to headline-grabbing coaching hires

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-12-09 21:45:39

Ed Zitron offers 15K words on whether Nvidia is like Enron (or several other famous fraudsters) or not. It's amusing and erudite and most people just won't have time to plow through it. Which is a pity, because 80% of the way through there’s a section called:
“Is NVIDIA Shipping Millions Of GPUs And Putting Them In Warehouses? Where Are The 6 Million Shipped Blackwell GPUs?”
His findings are absolutely shocking. Tl;dr: That headline just above.

NVIDIA Isn't Enron - So What Is It?
If you enjoy this free newsletter, why not subscribe to Where's Your Ed At Premium? It's $7 a month or $70 a year, and helps support me putting out these giant free newsletters! At the end of November, NVIDIA put out an internal memo (that was leaked to Barron's reporter

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-15 19:00:59

Split view in #chromium 144 is a very nice feature.

A browser window, split down the middle. On the left side, Phanpy (a mastodon web client) showing a bunch of toots. The toot in the middle, by AI6YR Ben, says "Salon: leaked documents show scale of ICE surveillance. The documents show the spying practices of ICE on immigrants and citizens alike," followed by a url to salon.com. On the right side, that Salon article is displayed. The headline, "Leaked documents show scale of ICE surveillance", and then a picture of ICE (nazi fucks) on someone…
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-30 14:18:36

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald lead Pro Football Hall of Fame modern era finalists foxsports.com/articles/nfl/dre

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald lead Pro Football Hall of Fame modern era finalists
Quarterback Drew Brees and wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald headline the list of modern era finalists for the Pro Football Hall of Fame

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-01-19 06:58:42

Headline in Dutch @… :
"Europe draws red line after new threats by Trump."
Unfortunately, that remains to be seen. With some friends of Putin&Trump among the member states' leaders, some less courageous ones, and strong business interests, it's not so easy. We'll know more by the end of this week.

Paper with that headline in Dutch
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-14 17:43:17

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker

-> lol -> sigh ->[REDACTED] : Is there a way to move a calendar from the old Sharepoint site to the new one? -> Everyone: yeah you have to do it manually. -> [REDACTED]: yeah, no wrong answer. <- Headline on TechCrunch: <- I asked Al to move a calendar from the old SharePoint to SharePoint online, <- and it took out a hit on the CFO -> lol <- "I didn't even know it could access the Dark WebTM" said the anonymous <- insider who asked to remain anonymous as they weren't authorized to speak…
@brichapman@mastodon.social
2025-11-19 16:58:01

This week's climate solutions digest: forpeopleandpla.net/weekly-cli

Weekly Climate Solutions Digest
Welcome November settles in and the light turns precise. It feels like the world is quietly organizing itself. Two threads run together in this week’s stories: scale and precision. Gigawatts move from headline to hardware, as Germany advances a grid-scale battery in Jänschwalde and Uzbekistan lines up solar across

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-28 16:31:48

Super Bowl commercials 2026: Sabrina Carpenter, Emma Stone, Peyton Manning headline celebrities in teasers

cbssports.com/nfl/news/super-b

Super Bowl commercials 2026: Sabrina Carpenter, Emma Stone, Peyton Manning headline celebrities in teasers
It should be another star-studded crop of commercials for Super Bowl LX

@bourgwick@heads.social
2025-11-18 14:58:53

wow, all the headlines seem to be burying the lede that the newly added recordings are the infamous joe bussard collection (though maybe that's only headline news to record collectors) c.im/@didgebaba/11556684500848

Jamez Barrett 🜃 ॐ Ⓐ (@didgebaba@c.im)
Thousands of rare American songs spanning jazz, blues and gospel — some more than a century old — are now available for the public to enjoy online. That’s thanks to a collaboration between UC Santa Barbara and the nonprofit Dust-to-Digital Foundation , which digitized the recordings from rare and aging music collections. https://laist.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/thousands-of-rare-american-recordings-go-online-for-all-to-enjoy #music #jazz #blues #Americana

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-28 22:46:23

NFL Week 13 injury report: Injuries for bettors to know include Baker Mayfield and Aaron Rodgers

cbssports.com/betting/news/nfl

NFL Week 13 injury report: Injuries for bettors to know include Baker Mayfield and Aaron Rodgers
Major injuries to quarterbacks headline the NFL Week 13 injury report

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-11-17 00:49:47

A lot of journalistic pieces contain too little information. But here's one that is chock full of interesting stuff, not details, but hooks for deeper inquiry. That stuff goes far beyond the topics in the headline. For instance I had never previously considered subway cars as a potential form of spyware.
"After F-35 “Kill Switch”, Now Europe Perturbed By Chinese “Kill Switch” That Could Cripple Its Transport Infra'

After F-35 “Kill Switch”, Now Europe Perturbed By Chinese “Kill Switch” That Could Cripple Its Transport Infra
The debate about a “kill switch” in Lockheed Martin’s F-35 Lightning II stealth fighter jets was hardly over when a new worry is pestering Europe. Do Chinese electric buses plying across multiple cities in Europe come with a similar “kill switch” that allows Beijing to deactivate them remotely? In the last month, multiple European countries, […]

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-15 18:05:53

Atlanta, Baltimore headline head coaching vacancies insidethestar.com/atlanta-balt

Atlanta, Baltimore headline head coaching vacancies » Inside The Star
There haven't been any NFL Divisional round games played yet, but there already have been nine different head coach openings across the league.

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-20 00:01:55

If I’m Isiah Thomas I’m reading that contract much more carefully now.

Headline from HoopsHype: “Isiah Thomas will appear as guest analist on NBC Sports,” but ‘analyst’ is spelled A N A L I S T.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-01-20 03:47:35

Jeez. I have nearly 600 on Bluesky, and I’ve only posted there a half-dozen times. beige.party/@StefanThinks/1159

stefan (@StefanThinks@beige.party)
one time i saw a headline about an influencer who died and the article mentioned they had like 400 followers and i was thinking “does that *really* count as an influencer?” anyway, i’m going to hell.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-24 06:18:46

NFL Week 12 Team of the Week: Jahmyr Gibbs, Jaxon Smith-Njigba Headline Squad foxsports.com/stories/nfl/nfl-

NFL Week 12 Team of the Week: Jahmyr Gibbs, Jaxon Smith-Njigba Headline Squad
Check out the top performers from the Sunday slate of NFL Week 12.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-21 04:11:46

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes

cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-tha

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes
Plus, Renée Elise Goldsberry of "Hamilton" fame will perform the national anthem in Baltimore

@me@mastodon.peterjanes.ca
2025-11-18 14:31:21

Oh no! Anyway...
(The rest of the headline is the words "other services", which, hoo boy, CBC/AP.)
#cloudflare

Cloudflare outage takes down ChatGPT, X,
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-22 17:05:11

NFL award finalists: Matthew Stafford, Josh Allen, Drake Maye headline MVP list nytimes.com/athletic/6991413/2

NFL award finalists: Matthew Stafford, Josh Allen, Drake Maye headline MVP list
The Coach of the Year finalists include first-year head coaches Liam Coen (Jaguars), Ben Johnson (Bears) and Mike Vrabel (Patriots).

@davej@dice.camp
2026-01-21 01:06:26
Content warning: CW: auspol, Pauline Hanson.

Erm… how do I phrase this tactfully?
#auspol

Pauline Hanson stands outside a polling booth, handing out how-to-votes and smiling. The headline below reads: “’Wasn't I smart: Hanson celebrates historic rise in polls”
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-08 04:54:30

NFL Week 14 Team of the Week: Josh Allen and Puka Nacua Headline Squad foxsports.com/stories/nfl/nfl-

NFL Week 14 Team of the Week: Josh Allen and Puka Nacua Headline Squad
Here is the best of the best from NFL Week 14 across offense, defense and special teams.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-10 14:29:41

Stafford, Garrett, Nacua top NFL All-Pro Team espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/475693

Stafford, Garrett, Nacua, Smith-Njigba headline NFL All-ProTeam - ESPN
Matthew Stafford, Myles Garrett, Puka Nacua and Jaxon Smith-Njigba headline the 2025 Associated Press NFL All-ProTeam announced Saturday.

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-01-14 06:55:19

There is no crisis in NATO, says SG Rutte (who calls Trump Daddy).
It's business as usual that one member threatens to take territory from another member by force, of course

That headline in Dutch on Trouw newspaper
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-07 23:55:45

Top 10 NFL MVP candidates at midseason: Drake Maye and Jonathan Taylor headline my ranking nfl.com/news/top-10-nfl-mvp-ca

Top 10 NFL MVP candidates at midseason: Drake Maye and Jonathan Taylor headline my ranking
At the midpoint of the 2025 NFL regular season, who's in the race for the league's most prestigious individual award? Bucky Brooks provides his top 10 MVP candidates. Who's at No. 1? Which running backs and defensive players make the ranking?

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-22 15:56:20

NFL Week 17 odds, spreads: Texans-Chargers, Bills-Eagles, Bears-49ers headline Christmas weekend nytimes.com/athletic/6911137/2

NFL Week 17 odds, spreads: Texans-Chargers, Bills-Eagles, Bears-49ers headline Christmas weekend
The stakes are high for several teams in the penultimate week of the NFL regular season. Here's how the odds see it going.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-17 15:09:43

Post Malone set to headline Cowboys' Thanksgiving halftime show in Dallas sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas…

Post Malone set to headline Cowboys' Thanksgiving halftime show in Dallas
Post Malone will perform the Red Kettle Kickoff halftime show during the Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving Day game, bringing music and holiday spirit to fans live and on TV

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-25 01:24:14

'I'm who they been lookin' for': Shedeur Sanders and more of NFL Week 12's top quotes espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/470885

Shedeur Sanders, Ja'Marr Chase headline NFL Week 12 quotes - ESPN
Week 12 was packed with bold statements, sharp sound bites and honest postgame moments.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-17 14:26:39

Eagles headline monumental NFL weekend with victory; Oklahoma, Georgia pick up crucial SEC wins

cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-pla

Eagles headline monumental NFL weekend with victory; Oklahoma, Georgia pick up crucial SEC wins
Plus, Willie Green is out as Pelicans coach after a 2-10 start

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-15 22:11:33

No rush to go pro: Arch Manning and Dante Moore headline top-10 draft stars staying in college

cbssports.com/nfl/draft/news/a

No rush to go pro: Arch Manning and Dante Moore headline top-10 draft stars staying in college
Top draft-eligible stars are choosing NIL and development over the NFL in 2026

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-23 16:16:36

Prisco's Week 12 NFL picks: Predictions for every game as Cowboys-Eagles headline Sunday's slate

cbssports.com/nfl/news/pete-pr

Pete Prisco's Week 12 NFL picks: Chiefs upend Colts, Browns top Raiders in Shedeur Sanders first start
Pete Prisco reveals all of his Week 12 picks, including the Cowboys beating the Eagles in a high-scoring game

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-21 22:56:27

NFL Week 12 injury report: Injuries for bettors to know include Joe Burrow, Aaron Rodgers and Josh Jacobs

cbssports.com/betting/news/nfl

NFL Week 12 injury report: Injuries for bettors to know include Joe Burrow, Aaron Rodgers and Josh Jacobs
Quarterback injury updates both good and bad headline the NFL Week 12 injury report for bettors

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-22 01:49:19

'Chaos': Aaron Rodgers one-word take of Steelers-Lions tops Week 16 quotes espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/473848

Aaron Rodgers on Steelers-Lions: 'Chaos' -- plus more Week 16 quotes - ESPN
With the playoff race heating up, Week 16 gave fans highlight plays and headline-worthy quotes.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-05 17:40:48

DeMario Douglas, Joey Porter Jr. headline TOTW 9 in Madden NFL 26 espn.com/gaming/story/_/id/468

Douglas, Porter Jr. headline TOTW 9 in Madden NFL 26 - ESPN
Check out the players who made this week's edition of Madden's Team of the Week.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-15 19:24:40

Browns' Shedeur Sanders gets rude welcome to the workforce espn.com/espn/now?nowId=1-4731

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@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-17 01:59:27

'I didn't spit on nobody': Bengals WR Ja'Marr Chase's leads Week 11's top quotes espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/469936

Ja'Marr Chase, Khalil Mack headline top quotes from NFL Week 11 - ESPN
Week 11 of the NFL season brought its fair share of memorable quotes, led by Bengals wide receiver Ja'Marr Chase.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-16 20:01:49

Snoop Dogg to perform Netflix Christmas Day halftime show during Lions-Vikings game nytimes.com/athletic/6894335/2

Christmas with Snoop Dogg: Rapper to headline Netflix’s NFL halftime show
In its second season with Christmas NFL games, Netflix is adding to the entertainment with Snoop Dogg.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-16 21:34:20

Santa Claus goes straight to the NFL: Snoop Dogg to perform for Lions-Vikings on Christmas espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/473264

Snoop Dogg to perform in halftime show for Lions-Vikings on Christmas - ESPN
Snoop Dogg will headline his first NFL halftime show since being part of the Super Bowl LVI halftime show.