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@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-12-07 20:45:38

Sources: Aaru, which uses AI to simulate user behavior, has raised a Series A led by Redpoint Ventures at multiple valuation tiers, including a $1B tier (Marina Temkin/TechCrunch)
techcrunch.com/2025/12/05/ai-s

Sources: AI synthetic research startup Aaru raised a Series A at a $1B 'headline' valuation | TechCrunch
The one-year-old startup, which does market research on simulated populations, had a multi-tier valuation round, sources tell TechCrunch.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-07 23:55:45

Top 10 NFL MVP candidates at midseason: Drake Maye and Jonathan Taylor headline my ranking nfl.com/news/top-10-nfl-mvp-ca

Top 10 NFL MVP candidates at midseason: Drake Maye and Jonathan Taylor headline my ranking
At the midpoint of the 2025 NFL regular season, who's in the race for the league's most prestigious individual award? Bucky Brooks provides his top 10 MVP candidates. Who's at No. 1? Which running backs and defensive players make the ranking?

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2025-11-07 23:56:12

A look at the advantages and pitfalls of AI use in major newsrooms: from sifting through big datasets to suggesting headlines to causing embarrassing errors (New York Times)
nytimes.com/2025/11/07/busines

Who Wrote That Headline? Maybe a Robot.
A.I. has taken newsrooms by storm, setting off industrywide soul-searching about its potential and pitfalls.

@mcdanlj@social.makerforums.info
2025-12-06 14:06:06

Ten years later, it appears to me that the NYT still needs to hire better headline writers. These words aren't even exact homophones!

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-01 05:39:45

NFL Week 13 Team of the Week: Jordan Love, Bijan Robinson Headline Top Performers foxsports.com/stories/nfl/nfl-

NFL Week 13 Team of the Week: Jordan Love, Bijan Robinson Headline Top Performers
Here are the top performers on both sides of the ball from NFL Week 13.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-01 05:28:06

NFL Week 13 Team of the Week: Jordan Love, Bijan Robinson Headline Top Performers foxsports.com/stories/nfl/nfl-

NFL Week 13 Team of the Week: Jordan Love, Bijan Robinson Headline Top Performers
Here are the top performers on both sides of the ball from NFL Week 13.

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 09:58:43

Goede headline en analyse nu.nl/verkiezingen-vs/6381484/

Met aanval op Venezuela geeft VS andere landen vrijbrief om hun gang te gaan
De Amerikaanse president Donald Trump wil het bestuur in Venezuela overnemen nadat hij zijn leger de president van dat land in zijn bloedeigen hoofdstad liet ontvoeren. Maar zo'n machtsovername is praktisch onmogelijk, zeggen experts tegen NU.nl.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-05 17:40:48

DeMario Douglas, Joey Porter Jr. headline TOTW 9 in Madden NFL 26 espn.com/gaming/story/_/id/468

Douglas, Porter Jr. headline TOTW 9 in Madden NFL 26 - ESPN
Check out the players who made this week's edition of Madden's Team of the Week.

@tschfflr@fediscience.org
2025-12-04 08:04:43
Content warning: spoiler, explaining a joke

The headline "The Bundeswehr is now investigating, with the help of local police, who could be behind the theft." can have two syntactic structures:
1. The Bundeswehr, with the help of local police, is investigating who (= interrogative pronoun) is behind the theft.
2. The Bundeswehr is investigating (the theft), with the help of local police, who (= relative pronoun) are the persons who might be behind the theft.
#linguistics #ambiguity

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2025-12-04 18:23:40

Look at my #TelemetryWrapped 😍

A chart with the very big headline “5 Monaco’s or something”
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-11-29 15:59:49

Note that the headline treats this product’s output as established fact:
❝Major AI conference flooded with peer reviews written fully by AI❞
They didn’t even have the journalistic decency to append “claims AI detection company.” Note the passive voice in the sub-headline:
❝Controversy has erupted after 21% of manuscript reviews for an international AI conference were found to be generated by artificial intelligence.❞
“were found”…by whom? Nobody. It’s just a magic fact.
3/

@joxean@mastodon.social
2026-01-03 15:28:05

Surprise.
#venezuela

Headline in The Guardian: Venezuela - US will be ‘strongly involved’ in Venezuela oil industry, Trump says after Caracas attacked and Maduro captured – live.
@jensilber@mastodon.social
2026-01-05 00:05:33

Fortunately I'm the sports fan *and* the romance fan in my house.

Satirical news headline: “‘This is totally the World Juniors’ says woman trying to trick her boyfriend into watching Heated Rivalry”
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-06 15:11:06

Will the Patriots grab the No. 1 seed? Is Tua about to get benched? 5 bold NFL predictions for the second half

cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-bol

Will the Patriots grab the No. 1 seed? Is Tua about to get benched? 5 bold NFL predictions for the second half
Playoff races, award battles and a few major surprises headline our bold takes for the stretch run

@nemobis@mamot.fr
2026-01-02 11:51:34

Surely this headline is journalistic hyperbole?
«China removed a three-decade-old tax exemption on contraceptive drugs and devices from January 1 in new steps to spur a flagging birth rate.
Condoms and contraceptive pills now incur value-added tax of 13%, the standard rate for most consumer goods.»

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-04 02:07:41

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

At no point in this headline did I know what the next word was going to be pro-fangiris-unsocial-life po @letitrainathousandfiames gasbreakdip Spanish porn star Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom @AFP
@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-11-02 12:52:40

theguardian.com/technology/202
The Guardian used “getting screwed” in a headline.
Knee-jerk corporate responses to data leaks p…

Knee-jerk corporate responses to data leaks protect brands like Qantas — but consumers are getting screwed
When courts ban people from accessing leaked data – as happened after the recent Qantas data breach – only hackers and scammers win

@sperbsen@discuss.systems
2025-12-03 07:42:46

Da ist er schon wieder, @…, der "Mittelstand”. (Nur zur Info: *Ich* bin mittelständischer Geschäftsführer, und weder habe ich da unterzeichnet noch hat mich wer gefragt.)
Fixed it for you:
"Lobbyisten fühlen sich von Bärbel Bas auf den Schlips getreten”
You're welcome.

Screenshot mit Spiegel-Headline “Deutscher Mittelstand schickt Brandbrief an Bärbel Bas.”
@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-12-02 09:11:39

'Just put on a helmet' - Pope's scooter advice to England.
I saw this headline on my feed and thought goodness me, what's the pontiff wading into now? and "sound advice before we ban these things".
But no it's just some bloke called Pope and his cricket mates.
b…

The Ashes: Ollie Pope tells England team-mates to wear helmets on scooters
Ollie Pope tells his England team-mates to “put on a helmet” after they were caught riding e-scooters in Brisbane without them.

@jonippolito@digipres.club
2025-11-01 12:33:05

Google has teased 60-second AI videos from Veo, which sounds impressive until you realize that requires not 10x, but 100x the energy of a 6-second clip.
Analysis confirming quadratic scaling of AI video footprint: linkedin.com/posts/jonipp…

News headline from Techradar about rumored minute-long AI videos coming from Veo 3.1

New research reveals shocking energy use of AI video | Jon Ippolito posted on the topic | LinkedIn
I've updated the What Uses More calculator with new research this week that makes the environmental footprint of AI video potentially far higher than I thought. On Tuesday Julien Delavande, Régis Pierrard, and Dr. Sasha Luccioni published important research showing that doubling the duration of a video generated from a text prompt doesn't just double the energy required, but in fact quadruples it. So if a 3-second clip uses 130 watt-hours (the equivalent of running a light bulb for two hou…

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-10-27 15:34:45

How is "White House Posts Tweet with a 40-Star American Flag" not headline news

@me@mastodon.peterjanes.ca
2025-12-31 03:54:13

RE: mstdn.ca/@paulisci/11581146651
Had a serious internal debate about this: go for the purist option of the better newspaper-style headline or the essay-as-a-headline that's a poke in the eye to current stupid tech trends. Pretty sure my even…

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2025-12-28 09:26:22

China's Geely takes on BYD.
(To the headline writer: still pretending Tesla is in this global affordable EV game is a bit funny.)
insideevs.com/news/782861/geel

Meet The Affordable EV Beating Tesla And BYD At Their Own Game
Geely’s Xingyuan EV has rocked China’s electric vehicle sales charts in a short period, outselling even the Tesla Model Y and BYD Seagull.

@marcel@waldvogel.family
2025-11-29 07:57:38

Plenty of billionaire deals going on, but:
"A person familiar with Witkoff’s thinking said the envoy is confident that any settlement with Russia would benefit America broadly, not just a handful of investors."
wsj.com/world/russia/russia-u-

Screenshot of the WSJ headline: Make Money Not War: Trump’s Real Plan for Peace in Ukraine The Kremlin pitched the White House on peace through business. To Europe’s dismay, the president and his envoy are on board.
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-25 14:18:39

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald Headline 26 Semifinalists for Pro Football Hall of Fame foxsports.com/stories/nfl/drew

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald Headline 26 Semifinalists for Pro Football Hall of Fame
Drew Brees and Larry Fitzgerald are among five first-time eligible players to make the semifinalists list of the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

@pbloem@sigmoid.social
2025-11-29 13:13:34

Protip: if you get tired of the flood of AI discourse, just read it as being short for "Artificial Inseminaton" for a while.

A headline reading: "Altman describes OpenAI’s forthcoming AI device as more peaceful and calm than the iPhone." Next to it is a black and white picture of Jony Ive and Sam Altman looking almost like a couple, gently touching their heads together.
@pixelcode@social.tchncs.de
2025-12-29 16:12:36

This is what BBC news articles look like nowadays: Every single sentence is its own paragraph, and I absolute cannot stand this “style” at all. I suspect the editors only care about making articles look nice in the mobile app.
IMHO, paragraphs are specifically meant to intuitively communicate which sentences belong together because of content/meaning. Just separating any sentences is what full stops do. If actually no two consecutive sentences belong together, the article is just incoh…

An actual article on the BBC website. The headline has been replaced with “Lorem ipsum”, and all numbers and Latin characters have been censored, so that only punctuation remains. Now, it is clearly visible that every single paragraph contains only one full stop (i.e. at each end).
@gray17@mastodon.social
2025-10-30 19:55:11
Content warning: uspol, surreal

"Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani"
not an Onion headline

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 14:50:42

The Dropkick Murphys to headline at the Remove the Regime rally, November 22, in Washington DC. Sponsored by FLARE USA and many others
#WashingtonDC

REMOVE THE REGIME
Washington, D.C.

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-12 17:11:14

Behind the Blog: Is This Headline 'Clickbait'? 404media.co/behind-the-blog-is

Behind the Blog: Is This Headline 'Clickbait'?
This week, we discuss conversational AI, a behind the scenes of the zine, and more.

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-11-27 18:53:23

OTD 5 years ago, I posted this:
So, in the last 24 hours we had
- Zombie minks in Denmark
- almost 400 km/h wind,
- thunderstorms and lightning in Iceland
Either someone is playing an updated version of Jumanji, or some Nordic director is shooting a video clip for a "Thriller"/"Bohemian Rhapsody" remix.

Three part meme, showing the headline "Dead minks infected with a mutated form of Covid-19 rise from graves after mass culling", a graph showing wind speeds of up to 120 m/s in Iceland and a lightning strike.
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-24 15:17:52

Don’t let the headline fool you, it’s just boring testing results:
“The Value of Selecting Selects by Value”
adrianroselli.com/2025/11/the-

The Value of Selecting Selects by Value
This is meant to use voice control to test select menus (and other fields, but the title would be less weird) by their value because their accessible names are hidden. I’m sharing results of that testing. This was partially driven by: WCAG issue #3808 SC 3.3.2: Labels or Instructions and…

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-12-29 14:28:58

💪 Increasing plant diversity in agricultural grasslands boosts yields, reducing reliance on fertilizer
phys.org/news/2025-12-diversit

Increasing plant diversity in agricultural grasslands boosts yields, reducing reliance on fertilizer
Higher plant diversity in agricultural grasslands increases yields with lower inputs of nitrogen fertilizer. That is the headline finding of a landmark, international study led by Trinity College Dublin that paints a promising picture for more sustainable agriculture.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-27 11:26:19

Cowboys-Chiefs Headlines: Taylor Swift appearance? 1st rounder ruled out cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

Cowboys-Chiefs Headlines: Taylor Swift appearance? 1st rounder ruled out
Cowboys vs Chiefs on Thanksgiving has Taylor Swift rumors, key injuries, and could become the highest watched regular season game in NFL history

@rachel@norfolk.social
2025-10-28 17:01:45

Sooner this scumbag is behind bars, the better. And every single one of ‘em that enabled him. mstdn.social/@Free_Press/11545

Aure Free Press :verified: (@Free_Press@mstdn.social)
Attached: 1 image BREAKING NEWS Israeli F-16s are taking off non-stop. Gaza is being pounded from Israeli Air strikes! Peace - what peace!!! #AureFreePress #News #press #headline #Israel #gaza #Hamas #BreakingNews #Breaking

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-11-29 16:06:15

The headline should be: ❝AI vendor’s AI-generated analysis claims AI generated reviews for AI-generated papers at AI conference❞
To be clear, I give great credence to the claims of the humans in the article who thought they’d received an AI-generated review. I bet •they’re• correct. It’s Nature I’m coming after here.
A journalistic institution would investigate that claim, track down the reviewer in question, get to the bottom of the story. A PR outlet would just repeat some vendor’s product claims as fact and click “publish.”
Which one is Nature?
/end

@exil_inselette@norden.social
2025-11-27 07:52:55

Jeder Satz ein Treffer! Fred Grimm in der aktuellen SCHROT&KORN
„… von rechts über rechts außen bis rechts draußen …“
„Sie sind seit Jahren die lautesten, weil es der eigentlichen Mehrheit viel zu oft die Sprache verschlägt“
Text in den Alt-Texten von Bild 2 und 3
#vegan

Magazinseite mit einer Kolummne. Portrait des Autors: Fred Grimm über die Wege und Umwege hin zu einer besseren Welt. Headline: Eine Wurst ist eine Wurst
Die Frage, ob es gerade nichts Wichtigeres zu tun gibt, ist grundsätzlich falsch gestellt, egal an wen. Es gibt immer etwas Wichtigeres. Sich um andere kümmern zum Beispiel, Liebesbriefe schreiben, Bäume anstaunen. Für die Fraktionen im EU-Parlament von rechts über rechts außen bis rechts draußen gab es an diesem Oktobertag in Brüssel allerdings wirklich nichts Wichtigeres, als endlich den übelsten Täuschern am Supermarktre-gal das Handwerk zu legen. Diese schummeln offenbar seit Jahren nichts …
langwierigen Verfahren vom Europäischen Rat bestätigt werden muss, ist offen. Aber in gewisser Hinsicht symbolisiert das drohende „Veggiewurstverbot" die übellaunigen Tendenzen des Jahres 2025 auch hierzulande perfekt. Selbsternannte Freiheitskämpfer und Anti-Regulierer ringen vor allem um ihre Freiheit, anderen vorzuschreiben, wie die zu leben, zu denken und zu lieben haben: Mit Blutwurst auf dem Teller, Gas in der Heizung, einem zwei Tonnen schweren Benziner vor der Tür, Eheschließungen auss…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-06 16:18:53

#Shitpost #Shitposting #USPol #UsPolitics

The image is a vertical compilation of several elements, suggesting a commentary on political events related to Venezuela. At the top, there is a section labelled "Politico," with a headline: "'Don't expect troops on the ground,' Johnson says after Venezuela briefing." Beneath this, there's a photograph depicting a man, presumably Johnson, speaking into multiple microphones. Several other people stand behind him, some holding phones and cameras, suggesting a press conference or briefing. The s…
@gwire@mastodon.social
2025-11-28 21:46:02

Best headline in the GOV.UK news feed today
> Framework for interrogation of honey authenticity databases
gov.uk/government/news/framewo

Framework for interrogation of honey authenticity databases
A project, commissioned under Defra’s Food Authenticity Programme, to develop a practical framework for the interrogation of honey authenticity databases.

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2025-11-24 15:56:57

my link log mostly works as an external memory, provided i can remember the keywords in the headline
i edit headlines to stuff in extra keywords that make them easier to retrieve: implicit tags without the hash
but sometimes it can be a little frustrating
just now i was trying to remember something to do with numerical? analogies? sizes? units?
took me about 10 minutes to remember the other key word was “bio”
after which i was reminded the key words i had not-qu…

@dhuyvetter@mastodon.social
2025-11-27 04:58:01

I didn’t mind reading the article, the headline says it all: “OpenAI says dead teen violated TOS when he used ChatGPT to plan suicide” arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20

OpenAI says dead teen violated TOS when he used ChatGPT to plan suicide
OpenAI’s response to teen suicide case is “disturbing,” lawyer says.

@lmc@mastodon.social
2025-12-12 03:23:04

The most San Francisco headline ever.
#SanFrancisco

headline from the San Francisco Chronicle saying "mental health startup founder allegedly tried to set fire at Bay Area winery before intentionally crashing Tesla"
@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-11-24 20:49:44

ACM Tech News is usually just depressing these days, but this headline made me laugh:
nytimes.com/2025/11/21/world/c

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-27 15:36:48

NFL Week 9 early odds: Chiefs headline group of nine road favorites; Lions near double-digit favorite

cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-wee

NFL Week 9 early odds: Chiefs headline group of nine road favorites; Lions near double-digit favorite
Here's a first look at the lines for Week 9 in the NFL

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-24 09:21:33

@… the gobshite resurgence

@apiln.bsky.social Great to see the word "gobshite" in a headline. Streets ahead of the too twee "cockwomble". Anger as 'gobshite' climbs Laois Christmas Tree - News - Laois Nationalist Anger as 'gobshite' climbs Laois Christmas Tree - News - Laois Nationalist • www.laois-nationalist.ie
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-01-05 22:44:07

“Alberta's Danielle Smith says Maduro capture outlines urgency of West Coast pipeline”
no.
Alternative Headline:
"Maduro’s capture dramatically increases oil’s volatility, time for Alberta to transition to a stable future”
#CanPoli #CdnPoli #Alberta #Oil #ClimateEmergency #ClimateChange #Venezuela #Sovereignty
nationalobserver.com/2026/01/0

@davej@dice.camp
2025-11-24 03:55:09
Content warning: CW: uspol.

Everything is cool and normal in the Land of the Free.
archive.today/2025.11.23-13365

Headline from The Intercept: "The Feds Want to Make It Illegal to Even Possess an Anarchist Zine "Daniel Sanchez is facing federal charges for what free speech advocates say is a clear attack on the First Amendment.”
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2025-10-25 17:03:25

@… I didn't even pay attention to those photos, just the headline then my attention shifted to something unrelated.
In my mind's eye: only ever (a) the White House on its own, with some greenery and a fence, or (b) the building beneath the Independence Day spacecraft – I'm aware that it's covering a city but I'm not really …

@degrowthuk@mstdn.social
2025-12-23 07:57:00

I'm case you missed it...
An article appeared in The Guardian on Thursday, December 11th, entitled “Economic growth no longer linked to carbon emissions in most of the world, study finds”
But that headline is misleading and the study overclaims too.
We take it apart (need to fix formatting for mobile view).
Decoupling …… again – degrowthUK

Decoupling …… again
An article appeared in The Guardian on Thursday, December 11th, entitled “Economic growth no longer linked to carbon emissions in most of the world, study finds” 1. The Guardian appears…

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-11-16 20:37:52

A very unfortunate headline.

A headline from a piece in Red Hot Cyber that reads: Are Black Hackers Demanding Ransom? Checkout.com Responds: We Fund Those Hunting You
@jonippolito@digipres.club
2025-12-30 14:54:15

Where are AI’s scientific breakthroughs? It’s been three years since ChatGPT’s release, and still no headlines about AI discovering new particles or curing diseases. When AI does help science, it's not the kind Sam Altman and co. are shilling.

New York Times Hard Fork logo with the headline "Where Is All the A.I.-Driven Scientific Progress?"

Where are AI’s scientific breakthroughs? It’s been three years since ChatGPT’s release, and still no headlines about AI discovering new particles or curing diseases. The issue is becoming harder to… | Jon Ippolito
Where are AI’s scientific breakthroughs? It’s been three years since ChatGPT’s release, and still no headlines about AI discovering new particles or curing diseases. The issue is becoming harder to ignore. I raised it in the December 24th episode of the Women Talkin‘ ’Bout AI podcast with Joline Blais, Kimberly Pace Becker, and Jessica L. Parker, Ed.D., and a few days later the New York Times published a Hard Fork podcast entitled, “Where Is All the A.I.-Driven Scientific Progress?…

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2025-10-19 12:56:45

Trump dumping shit on protesters in a video he posted himself is not a headline in the New York Times. This tells us everything about the level of self-censorship and acceptance of fascism and authoritarianism. In any other normal democratic country this would be a headline...
#trump #fascism

@bourgwick@heads.social
2025-11-18 14:58:53

wow, all the headlines seem to be burying the lede that the newly added recordings are the infamous joe bussard collection (though maybe that's only headline news to record collectors) c.im/@didgebaba/11556684500848

@chiraag@mastodon.online
2025-10-22 20:09:48

When you've even lost the *NFL*, you've *really* messed up.
Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show is not being reconsidered, NFL commissioner says
ground.news/article/bad-bunnys

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show is not being reconsidered, NFL commissioner says
The NFL is not considering dropping Bad Bunny as its Super Bowl halftime headline performer, Commissioner Roger Goodell said Wednesday, reaffirming a decision to put the Grammy-winning Puerto Rican artist on the league’s biggest stage that led to criticism from U.S. President Donald Trump and some of his supporters.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-27 02:56:12

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes

cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-tha

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes
Plus, Renée Elise Goldsberry of "Hamilton" fame will perform the national anthem in Baltimore

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2025-10-20 15:51:21

Noteworthy in that the headline is calling out the driver, rather than the vehicle.
theguardian.com/us-news/2025/o

US driver kills one and injures at least 14 in car-ramming attack at child’s party
Driver turned himself in to Maryland authorities after initially fleeing scene, where eight children were injured

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2025-10-20 15:51:21

Noteworthy in that the headline is calling out the driver, rather than the vehicle.
theguardian.com/us-news/2025/o

US driver kills one and injures at least 14 in car-ramming attack at child’s party
Driver turned himself in to Maryland authorities after initially fleeing scene, where eight children were injured

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-30 14:18:37

Drew Brees, Eli Manning Headline Finalists for Pro Football Hall of Fame foxsports.com/stories/nfl/2026

Drew Brees, Eli Manning Headline Finalists for Pro Football Hall of Fame
Drew Brees is a finalist in his first year of eligibility while Eli Manning makes the list of 15 modern-era finalists for a second time.

@kazys@mastodon.social
2025-10-20 13:07:57

The headline begins innocently enough and the spirit rises a little but as one reads on, it swiftly turns to horror. By the gods, this is madness!
bbc.com/news/articles/c8ex0j4y

Plans to reopen Tolkien and Lewis pub in Oxford approved
Planning permission and listed building consent is granted to restore The Eagle and Child in Oxford.

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2025-12-14 17:49:57

Ach was, nain, naaain ...

Washington Post headline: "as a conservative I'm beginning to wonder: are we the bad guys?"
@burger_jaap@mastodon.social
2025-12-16 09:13:56

I don't speak Danish, but I can read this nice headline.
borsen.dk/nyheder/pleasure/dan

Danske afgifter slagter populær benzin-VW
Danske afgifter slagter populær benzin-VW

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2025-11-24 21:45:05

"No backsliding: that turned out to be the highest achievable in Belém." #COP30
I've got news: having emitted another 53 billion tonnes of greenhouse gases in a year and then making no progress in climate negotiations is backsliding.
cc @…@…

That headline in Dutch, in Trouw newspaper.
@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-11-17 00:49:47

A lot of journalistic pieces contain too little information. But here's one that is chock full of interesting stuff, not details, but hooks for deeper inquiry. That stuff goes far beyond the topics in the headline. For instance I had never previously considered subway cars as a potential form of spyware.
"After F-35 “Kill Switch”, Now Europe Perturbed By Chinese “Kill Switch” That Could Cripple Its Transport Infra'

After F-35 “Kill Switch”, Now Europe Perturbed By Chinese “Kill Switch” That Could Cripple Its Transport Infra
The debate about a “kill switch” in Lockheed Martin’s F-35 Lightning II stealth fighter jets was hardly over when a new worry is pestering Europe. Do Chinese electric buses plying across multiple cities in Europe come with a similar “kill switch” that allows Beijing to deactivate them remotely? In the last month, multiple European countries, […]

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-24 22:31:36

I finally got around to adding the Narrator speech recap feature to my 2020 post “Speech Viewer Logs of Lies”:
adrianroselli.com/2020/08/spee
Video! We like video! 323kb of video! Big fat video!

Speech Viewer Logs of Lies
The headline is intentional hyperbole, chosen mostly for the sloppy alliteration. When sighted users test with a screen reader it is common to rely on the visual output — checking to see where focus goes, confirming that controls behave, watching the spoken output in a text log. The problem is…

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-11-23 06:45:56

Deblock, an app that lets users manage fiat and digital assets in one place by linking a bank account with a self-owned crypto wallet, raised a €30M Series A (Tamara Djurickovic/Tech.eu)
tech.eu/2025/11/19/deblock-sec

Deblock secures €30M Series A to expand on-chain banking in Europe
French crypto-banking startup Deblock has secured €30 million in Series A funding led by Speedinvest, alongside CommerzVentures and Latitude. Existing investors 20VC, Headline, Chalfen Ventures, and Kraken Ventures also participated in the round. Deblock offers a fully on-chain banking solution in Europe that combines features of a traditional bank account with on-chain self-custody. By linking a euro current account with a personal, self-owned crypto wallet, the platform allows users t…

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-12-15 23:17:48

Awesome headline....
youtu.be/EZj389I9I-0?si=iydeKr

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-12-09 21:45:39

Ed Zitron offers 15K words on whether Nvidia is like Enron (or several other famous fraudsters) or not. It's amusing and erudite and most people just won't have time to plow through it. Which is a pity, because 80% of the way through there’s a section called:
“Is NVIDIA Shipping Millions Of GPUs And Putting Them In Warehouses? Where Are The 6 Million Shipped Blackwell GPUs?”
His findings are absolutely shocking. Tl;dr: That headline just above.

NVIDIA Isn't Enron - So What Is It?
If you enjoy this free newsletter, why not subscribe to Where's Your Ed At Premium? It's $7 a month or $70 a year, and helps support me putting out these giant free newsletters! At the end of November, NVIDIA put out an internal memo (that was leaked to Barron's reporter

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-25 17:26:09

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes

cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-tha

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes
Plus, Renée Elise Goldsberry of "Hamilton" fame will perform the national anthem in Baltimore

@outer@mas.to
2025-11-14 20:43:57

This is a tragedy.

From the satiric and sardonic humor “news outlet” The Onion. Headline: Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map Picture shows students in an immigration class.
@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2025-11-24 15:56:57

my link log mostly works as an external memory, provided i can remember the keywords in the headline
i edit headlines to stuff in extra keywords that make them easier to retrieve: implicit tags without the hash
but sometimes it can be a little frustrating
just now i was trying to remember something to do with numerical? analogies? sizes? units?
took me about 10 minutes to remember the other key word was “bio”
after which i was reminded the key words i had not-qu…

Metaphors for Biology: Sizes
A series of quantitative metaphors on the sizes and shapes of biomolecules and organisms.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-10-26 04:16:25

The thing is, the headline might be correct — but we can’t trust it because of whose holding the paper’s leash. Their credibility is going to be suspect even if their reporting is flawless.
mastodon.social/@PeteTucker/11

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-08 04:54:30

NFL Week 14 Team of the Week: Josh Allen and Puka Nacua Headline Squad foxsports.com/stories/nfl/nfl-

NFL Week 14 Team of the Week: Josh Allen and Puka Nacua Headline Squad
Here is the best of the best from NFL Week 14 across offense, defense and special teams.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-26 00:21:10

Snoop Dogg headlines NFL Christmas Day halftime show during Vikings-Lions game, welcomes special guests

cbssports.com/nfl/news/snoop-d

Snoop Dogg to headline NFL Christmas Day halftime show during Vikings-Lions game
Snoop Dogg, and perhaps some special guests, will be bringing a special performance to Minneapolis on Christmas

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2025-10-25 12:31:39

The outgoing Dutch government failed to take the additional measures needed to meet the Climate Law goal of 55% emission reduction by 2030.
Although it's an 'aspirational goal', civil servants are already considering the risk of losing a new court case, and how to fund expensive emergency measures.

Front page of Trouw newspaper. Headline Government already preparing for consequences of new climate court cases
@bourgwick@heads.social
2025-11-18 14:58:53

wow, all the headlines seem to be burying the lede that the newly added recordings are the infamous joe bussard collection (though maybe that's only headline news to record collectors) c.im/@didgebaba/11556684500848

Jamez Barrett 🜃 ॐ Ⓐ (@didgebaba@c.im)
Thousands of rare American songs spanning jazz, blues and gospel — some more than a century old — are now available for the public to enjoy online. That’s thanks to a collaboration between UC Santa Barbara and the nonprofit Dust-to-Digital Foundation , which digitized the recordings from rare and aging music collections. https://laist.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/thousands-of-rare-american-recordings-go-online-for-all-to-enjoy #music #jazz #blues #Americana

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-10-24 23:49:36

Futzing around with Narrator (because of its new Braille viewer, which I am working on testing) and reminded of the new speech log (“Speech Recap”):
Narrator Key Alt X
Wanted to confirm this is also true with Narrator:
adrianroselli.com/2020/08/spee

Speech Viewer Logs of Lies
The headline is intentional hyperbole, chosen mostly for the sloppy alliteration. When sighted users test with a screen reader it is common to rely on the visual output — checking to see where focus goes, confirming that controls behave, watching the spoken output in a text log. The problem is…

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-03 01:23:38

Pick Six: Quarterbacks Kenny Pickett, Aidan O'Connell to be in rotation in Week 18 raiders.com/news/pick-six-quar

Pick Six: Quarterbacks Kenny Pickett, Aidan O'Connell to be in rotation in Week 18
The quarterback situation and the youth movement headline Raiders' Week 18 storylines as they close out the season against the Kansas City Chiefs.

@lmc@mastodon.social
2025-10-18 00:01:09

Appreciate the WSJ essay from Lauren Powell Jobs on Philanthropy/Giving wsj.com/us-news/laurene-powell

Headline from WSJ Article: Laurene Powell Jobs: Beware of Philanthropists Who Want Control in Exchange for Their Giving True generosity flows quietly to communities that already know what they need, building capacity not dependency.
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-30 15:01:34

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald, Eli Manning headline Pro Football Hall of Fame's 15 modern-era finalists

cbssports.com/nfl/news/pro-foo

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald, Eli Manning headline Pro Football Hall of Fame's 15 modern-era finalists
Fifteen former NFL stars are one step closer to joining football's most prestigious club

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2025-10-21 21:03:43

@… @…
Sir/Madam
It's like the front page of The Onion.
One has to live here to know, instinctively, that the headline is true.
I'm not wrong about that.
Sincerely
Joe Public

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-03 00:31:26

Pick Six: Quarterbacks Kenny Pickett, Aidan O'Connell to be in rotation in Week 18 raiders.com/news/pick-six-quar

Pick Six: Quarterbacks Kenny Pickett, Aidan O'Connell to be in rotation in Week 18
The quarterback situation and the youth movement headline Raiders' Week 18 storylines as they close out the season against the Kansas City Chiefs.

@jensilber@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 01:29:45

Nice work on this headline.
arlnow.com/2025/12/18/performi

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-21 04:11:46

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes

cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-tha

NFL on Thanksgiving: Post Malone, Lil Jon, Jack White to headline halftimes
Plus, Renée Elise Goldsberry of "Hamilton" fame will perform the national anthem in Baltimore

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-17 15:09:43

Post Malone set to headline Cowboys' Thanksgiving halftime show in Dallas sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas…

Post Malone set to headline Cowboys' Thanksgiving halftime show in Dallas
Post Malone will perform the Red Kettle Kickoff halftime show during the Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving Day game, bringing music and holiday spirit to fans live and on TV

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-10-21 00:50:08

Just to be clear: this is a publicity stunt.
If there is a working design for a nuclear weapon on the internet (heaven forbid), then LLMs will plagiarize it.
If there isn’t, they’re not going to come up with one.
This is just cheap journalist bait. Every fantastical headline-grabbing “OMG our imitation machine is too dangerous for humanity!!!! (attn: investors)” press release like this is a play for headlines.

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-20 00:01:55

If I’m Isiah Thomas I’m reading that contract much more carefully now.

Headline from HoopsHype: “Isiah Thomas will appear as guest analist on NBC Sports,” but ‘analyst’ is spelled A N A L I S T.
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-24 06:18:46

NFL Week 12 Team of the Week: Jahmyr Gibbs, Jaxon Smith-Njigba Headline Squad foxsports.com/stories/nfl/nfl-

NFL Week 12 Team of the Week: Jahmyr Gibbs, Jaxon Smith-Njigba Headline Squad
Check out the top performers from the Sunday slate of NFL Week 12.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-10-10 23:25:54

Google says it hit a milestone of 1.3 quadrillion monthly tokens processed across its services this summer, up from 980T monthly tokens announced in July (Matthias Bastian/The Decoder)
the-decoder.com/google-boasts-

Google boasts 1.3 quadrillion tokens each month, but the figure is mostly window dressing
Google says it now processes more than 1.3 quadrillion tokens every month with its AI models. But this headline number mostly reflects computing effort, not real usage or practical value, and it raises questions about Google's own environmental claims.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-10 18:35:44

Trey Hendrickson, Alvin Kamara headline 8 notable NFL trade candidates ahead of Nov. 4 deadline nfl.com/news/trey-hendrickson-…

Trey Hendrickson, Alvin Kamara headline 8 notable NFL trade candidates ahead of Nov. 4 deadline
With the NFL trade deadline looming on Nov. 4, Marc Ross spotlights eight notable players who could be on the move in the coming weeks, including a five-time Pro Bowl running back and four talented edge rushers.

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2025-10-13 12:59:48

In 1987, a management consultancy concluded that the Netherlands should aim for a coal economy by 2050 ('cheap and abundant'). At Ecofys, we were surprised: can't be, we'd ruin our climate.
CO₂ concentration was at 350 ppm, global temperature increase at 0.6°C.
Now, 38 years later, I read: first tipping point reached.

Headline on front page of Dutch newspaper Trouw: First domino in climate crisis is about to fall (mass die-off of coral reefs)
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-01 23:59:45

'A man of the people': Caleb Williams and more of NFL Week 13's top quotes espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/471598

Caleb Williams, Aidan Hutchinson headline NFL Week 13 quotes - ESPN
Week 13 of the NFL season delivered not only on the field, but off it as well, offering plenty of memorable quotes.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-30 14:18:36

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald lead Pro Football Hall of Fame modern era finalists foxsports.com/articles/nfl/dre

Drew Brees, Larry Fitzgerald lead Pro Football Hall of Fame modern era finalists
Quarterback Drew Brees and wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald headline the list of modern era finalists for the Pro Football Hall of Fame

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-22 15:56:20

NFL Week 17 odds, spreads: Texans-Chargers, Bills-Eagles, Bears-49ers headline Christmas weekend nytimes.com/athletic/6911137/2

NFL Week 17 odds, spreads: Texans-Chargers, Bills-Eagles, Bears-49ers headline Christmas weekend
The stakes are high for several teams in the penultimate week of the NFL regular season. Here's how the odds see it going.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-29 06:46:43

As trade deadline looms, loaded 2027 draft class may make NFL teams think twice before parting with picks

cbssports.com/nfl/draft/news/n

As trade deadline looms, loaded 2027 draft class may make NFL teams think twice before parting with picks
Jeremiah Smith and Ryan Williams headline what should be a stacked group

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-17 14:26:39

Eagles headline monumental NFL weekend with victory; Oklahoma, Georgia pick up crucial SEC wins

cbssports.com/nfl/news/nfl-pla

Eagles headline monumental NFL weekend with victory; Oklahoma, Georgia pick up crucial SEC wins
Plus, Willie Green is out as Pelicans coach after a 2-10 start

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-28 22:46:23

NFL Week 13 injury report: Injuries for bettors to know include Baker Mayfield and Aaron Rodgers

cbssports.com/betting/news/nfl

NFL Week 13 injury report: Injuries for bettors to know include Baker Mayfield and Aaron Rodgers
Major injuries to quarterbacks headline the NFL Week 13 injury report

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-25 01:24:14

'I'm who they been lookin' for': Shedeur Sanders and more of NFL Week 12's top quotes espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/470885

Shedeur Sanders, Ja'Marr Chase headline NFL Week 12 quotes - ESPN
Week 12 was packed with bold statements, sharp sound bites and honest postgame moments.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-23 16:16:36

Prisco's Week 12 NFL picks: Predictions for every game as Cowboys-Eagles headline Sunday's slate

cbssports.com/nfl/news/pete-pr

Pete Prisco's Week 12 NFL picks: Chiefs upend Colts, Browns top Raiders in Shedeur Sanders first start
Pete Prisco reveals all of his Week 12 picks, including the Cowboys beating the Eagles in a high-scoring game

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-24 22:01:41

NFL Week 8 injury report: Injuries for bettors to know include Jayden Daniels, Lamar Jackson and A.J. Brown

cbssports.com/betting/news/nfl…

NFL Week 8 injury report: Injuries for bettors to know include Jayden Daniels, Lamar Jackson and A.J. Brown
Quarterback injuries once again headline the NFL injury report for Week 8 of the 2025 season

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-21 22:56:27

NFL Week 12 injury report: Injuries for bettors to know include Joe Burrow, Aaron Rodgers and Josh Jacobs

cbssports.com/betting/news/nfl

NFL Week 12 injury report: Injuries for bettors to know include Joe Burrow, Aaron Rodgers and Josh Jacobs
Quarterback injury updates both good and bad headline the NFL Week 12 injury report for bettors