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@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-17 22:15:23
Content warning: uspol

hmmm. not ideal

big flag on someone's porch in Philly that says TRUMP 2028: REWRITE THE RULES
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-15 11:20:12

Failed escape attempt

Video of a chunky cat sneaking then running outside to a gap in wall on a porch, only to get stuck trying lunge through it because the kitty it too wide. The cat gives up and looks at the person filming, probably blaming the human somehow.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-12 15:16:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PacificNotions
Birney-Willen:
🎵 Back Porch Glow
#BirneyWillen
birney-willen.bandcamp.com/tra
open.spotify.com/track/3eBId9H

@whophd@ioc.exchange
2025-09-14 23:21:16

It’s only since Covid and lockdowns ended that the first “reverse hacked” #scammer call centre was published on YouTube by a security expert. It was in parallel with that time Mark Rober made a glitter bomb with streaming cameras that porch pirates stole, but led to a bigger network of gift card scams and money mules across borders.
Since then a bunch of other channels have (righteously?) ri…

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-09-25 21:57:26

Garbage. Ppl pay for this?
My prompt was `Edward Hopper's American Gothic but with two robots` and it didn't even include a pitchfork.
#microsoft

American Robot Gothic attempt 1: its a farm house ok. The two robots look like the one from Lost In Space a bit, all metallic. There's some humanoid wearing a sunhat in the background; is he their master? Is he enslaved? Is he a Solaran from Asimov's Robot/Foundation novels and his mutant telekenesis is how the Robots are powered?
American Robot Gothic #2 - a farmhouse (ok) but against a backdrop of oil derricks (fitting) with two Iron Giant style monstrosities who look like they're ready to stomp the house for being woke. What looks like an Edsel is in the driveway. Some weird abstract porch chairs sit... err float.. disjointedly on the porch. The Iron couple's robot progeny play "RoboCops and Humans" on one side of the porch. The light is that of dusk, about the time that the street lights would come on and all good ro…
American Robot Gothic attempt #3: farmhouse check. Someone is burning insurance papers in the basement furnace as black smoke eminates from the chimney.. and also from the old style TV antennae for some reason. There are two "tin can man" style robots with red eyes and antennae ears in the foreground with exposed hoses and articulations at joints, but they're not standing side by side and neither has a pitchfork. The SPirit of St. Lois flies in the sky along with... Skylab?! for some reason…
American Robot Gothic pathetic attempt 4: Another farmhouse (ok). Anthropromorphized robots stand in the foreground (one wears a metal dress). Again, no pitchforks. A masonic temple and... The Sears building ? appear in the background. The two (rightful) human owners of the house sit smug in their rocking chairs looking on as another human - who looks like Elon Musk with a Ron Jeremy eyebrows and mustache roars off in a 1937 Ford Two Door roadster, like he's the evil banker that just forecl…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-11-05 22:31:53

I would buy these just to leave on my porch for package thieves.
#humor

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-09-03 22:53:41

I am thankful for the Spanish-speaking immigrants who quickly and efficiently replaced my front porch roof this week.
ICE can go to hell.

@n8foo@macaw.social
2025-11-02 20:40:30

Update: decided to leave the giant spider on the porch. With the rain last night, it looks far scarier than it did 2 nights ago. Yeesh. #3Dprinting

a 2ft long 3D-printed spider, in black, resting on a pile of dead tomato plants. it's covered in water droplets.
@benthos@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-10-04 17:07:04

Guy Carawan - "Green Rocky Road" (1976)
If you see a hammered dulcimer record, just get it.
#NowPlaying #GuyCarawan #FolkMusic

Green album cover features black and white photograph of Guy Carawan seated on a porch by a wooded area, playing a hammered dulcimer.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-10 05:56:19

the rat I saw outside my window is my friend now so it's just kind of a matter of bringing in anything I don't want him chewing on from the porch

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-27 18:13:28

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Rose City Band:
🎵 Porch Boogie
#RoseCityBand
rosecityband.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/7dB1IrG

@hieronymus@chaos.social
2025-09-30 03:53:28

I have generated myself a #HappySpace.

A woman sitting on the porch of a wooden house. Shes looking out over a little lake in side a beautiful wood. A little bonfire is burning.
@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2025-08-23 17:19:42

IT RAINED! #w00t

iPhone wide shot taken from our back porch featuring gorgeous dark rain clouds above the grey and brown and purple mountains with desert vegetation all around and a swimming pool in the foreground
@grahams@mastodon.social
2025-11-01 16:53:02

TONIGHT AT 8PM LIVE HALLOWEEN PARTY PROGRAMME at UncertainFM!!!!!!

A rotting jack-o-lantern on a front porch. Orange text overlaid promoting a radio show, details in the main post.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-09 01:22:23

HI UM YOU'RE CUTE AND ALL BUT GIVEN THAT YOU DID JUST CLIMB UP FROM THE ALLEY AND ARE NOW IN A ROOM WITH MY POSSESSIONS I THINK I MAY NEED TO INTRODUCE YOU TO A CAT

window to my porch from my room where there is a RAT LOOKING IN
close up on RAT
@tgpo@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-24 18:47:22

#Octoberfest #beer is here!
It's happening! It's happening!
@…

Sam Adams Octoberfest beer on a back porch.
@n8foo@macaw.social
2025-11-01 06:39:57

Oh, right. Also, the giant 36" spider I finished #3dprinting in the nick of time, on the porch on some dead tomato plants from the garden. #halloween

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-09-24 15:49:28

This season's harvest 🌾

Photo of a pile of six, maybe seven kittens, all laying on each other on a back porch. Must be tiring being that cute all the time. By the way, have I ever told you I really like kitty cats... because I do :3
@steve@s.yelvington.com
2025-08-21 22:12:00

I need my front porch roof replaced. Can't get a callback from my contractor. I suspect his workers have gone to ground.

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-10-06 23:40:16

Box of pansies in front of Downtown Ithaca Victorian in springtime
#photo #photography #flowers #ithaca

Roughly 30 flowers that look like two crossed bowties with blood red on the bottom and light pino pn the topes growing out of green foliage in a box on the porch of a house with blue trim and yellow light shining through windows
@earlofedgecombe@mstdn.social
2025-10-30 13:11:15

Good morning from New Orleans
#Photography #GoodMorning #Sunrise #NewOrleans

Looking through a metal gated door forty minutes after sunrise, we see a turquoise house with a porch and some brick-red siding. A green tree is on the right. The sky is bright blue with a few puffy white clouds.