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@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-07-04 22:39:12

Fireworks, heat and drought make this July 4th a recipe for wildfires #envronment

@waidler@bayerwald.social
2026-05-05 16:43:46

Jetzt mal völlig unabhängig vom Inhalt dieser Website und es soll auch keine Werbung sein, weil ich die Firma gar nicht kenne monkey47.com/
Ich habe selten eine so schöne und perfekte Seite im Web gesehen. Mußte ich mal teilen, weil sie wohl auch mit Kirby entstanden ist und ich gerade selbst damit experime…

I'm not a drinker, but I might have to start making this:
Reflecting Pool Cocktail:
Line martini glass with blue fruit roll-up.
Mix 2 oz rum, 4 oz pineapple juice, 1 ounce blue curacao, and pour into glass.
Watch the blue fruit roll-up melt amidst the green liquid and enjoy!
#recipe #cocktail

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-05-02 23:54:42

While waiting for my GF ‘artisanal’ loaf to rise I got impatient and baked a batch of GF madeleines (I used orange zest and cardamom instead of lemon and vanilla).
Paired with the salty coconut chocolate balls (yes) I brought home from Fabrique and had quite the butter bomb fika.

A metal bowl with yellow batter covered in plastic wrap next to a madeleine pan and in front of a cookbook with the recipe.
Looking down the length of the baked madeleines still in the pan, yellow domes on each sticking up easily as deep as the madeleine itself.
A golden madeleine dusted with powdered sugar alongside a large dark ball dusted in coconut, both on a saucer next to a black diner mug of coffee with a Jolly Roger in white but made from a cappuccino, a portafilter, and a wrench.
@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-07-03 03:42:50

To Make A Mother
Each week I bring you my recipe for motherhood… the good stuff, the things that get spilled on the floor, and those weird ingredients you keep hearing are good for you but have no idea what to do with...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/to-mak…

To Make A Mother   
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-07-01 10:09:38

no bake moji recipe

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 21:50:32

Bread People, what did I do wrong?
While the photos look nice, this loaf turned out just slightly wet/gummy feeling.
I did wait well over an hour before slicing. I have some ideas.
This recipe was about 94% hydration, as opposed to the 84% hydration I've been using.
Also, this was in a 2 quart dutch oven and I wonder if it is just too small for this loaf. (Over 740 grams)
Oh, I also did a two-day cold ferment.
(I guess I changed a lot of variables at…

Bread
Bread

After Little Joy Coffee’s spring seasonal drink, "raspberry danish latte", went viral in March,
the small town coffee shop’s owners decided to encourage coffee shops to adopt the recipe directly and add it to their menus.
Posting both a home recipe and step-by-step instructions for coffee shops, they asked shops if they wanted to be added to a map of places that will serve the raspberry danish latte.

@dnddeutsch@pnpde.social
2026-05-29 08:33:26

@… tell me about it and your favorite lemon cake recipe

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2026-06-23 09:36:59

Vorzüglich, allerdings ohne Zitronensaft besser als mit. #nommention
cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/77

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-06-12 14:37:08

This Vegan Poutine Recipe Actually Pulls Off Cheese Curds #plantbased

@arXiv_physicsgeoph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2026-06-30 07:51:15

Two kinds of robustness are not the same: disentangling fault tolerance and low-SNR robustness in multi-domain event detection on real data
Isao Kurosawa
arxiv.org/abs/2606.29339 arxiv.org/pdf/2606.29339 arxiv.org/html/2606.29339
arXiv:2606.29339v1 Announce Type: new
Abstract: Reliable event detection underpins induced-seismicity monitoring for Carbon dioxide Capture and Storage (CCS) and geothermal operations, distributed acoustic sensing (DAS), and industrial condition monitoring. In each setting a detector must stay reliable both when sensors fail and when the signal is buried in noise. These two failure modes are routinely conflated, and architectural complexity is often credited with robustness it may not deserve. We assemble a unified binary event-detection benchmark from three physically distinct real sources -- Hi-net seismic waveforms, Utah FORGE 2024 borehole DAS, and MAFAULDA industrial vibration -- each mapped to a common 8-channel, 256-sample representation, and evaluate a fault-tolerant detector (CEPHALON) trained with per-sample sensor-dropout against standard detectors (a 1D convolutional network, a temporal convolutional network, and a compact Transformer) trained with an identical recipe. On clean data every model is near-perfect (AUC ~ 0.99). Under progressive sensor loss, simple models with sensor-dropout are already robust and CEPHALON holds no advantage. Under additive noise, however, CEPHALON degrades far more gracefully: at -2.5 dB its overall AUC is 0.939 versus 0.532-0.572 for the convolutional baselines. Same-architecture ablations isolate the cause: disabling internal redundancy at inference reduces the low-SNR advantage only modestly, whereas removing sensor-dropout training collapses it (0.899 to 0.603 at -5 dB). The training recipe is therefore the dominant cause and parallel redundancy only secondary. We release a complete, numbered, reproducible pipeline so that every figure can be regenerated.
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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-28 15:31:48

Recipe of Jalebi (Jilebi) at, checks url, *Healthy* Indian Recipe dot com. 😁
#cruel #sickJoke #food #dessert #recipe

@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2026-06-24 19:55:00
@ToneMilazzo@mastodon.cloud
2026-05-29 19:53:09

My wife gets scared when use anything beyond the microwave. I made this yesterday and she had to take the dog for a second walk, just to get out of the house.
This recipe involves mixing three ingredients, poring them into a shell and freezing it.
youtube.com/watch?v=p0W9GuCHMJg

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-04-25 18:13:41

Working a bit on my website today, I wrote down the recipe for Agurkesalat that my grandmother passed down to me.
Without all the BS fluff recipes on the web usually come with: philip.mallegolhansen.com/reci

@penguin42@mastodon.org.uk
2026-05-25 16:19:56

Microwavable duck soup recipe:
#wildlife

A mallard duck rests on a black microwave mostly submerged in a pond.  In the background are some nice water lilly pads.  It's pretty sunny.
@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-04-24 19:00:51

'In the words of Ciaran Martin, former director of GCHQ’s National Cyber Security Centre, “Not only is there no duty to disclose details of the vetting case” [to, for instance, the prime minister, but that] “there is a duty not to disclose them”. It is clear that this current convention is a recipe for disaster.'

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2026-06-21 09:01:52

Perfect buttermilk pancakes be perfect, even if you replace sugar with a crushed banana and leave out the butter in the batter. #nommention

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-20 19:55:15

I know next to nothing of substance abt The Amazing Digital Circus. All I know is that every time a trans woman makes a virtual reality story she makes a zillion bucks and her characters get turned into fortnite skins cuz of our innate sauce with the feeling of physical disconnection, and im lowk tempted to try continuing the family nacho recipe even as itd be purely cynical cuz I actually really really only care abt the process of becoming a real physical person im tired of thinking within …

@yaxu@post.lurk.org
2026-05-14 11:50:05

Rukmini Iyer is the best
Matar paneer one-pot with rice and tomatoes
bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/mattar_
Ingredients
For the paneer
225g block paneer, cut into 2cm/¾in cubes
1 lemon, zest only
1…

@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-20 17:40:32

Hrmm, Zig is an interesting language...figured I'd kick the tires and figure out what's going on. So far it's been pretty nice.
#zig #programming

A screenshot of me working through a linked list "recipe" found on The Internet:tm: written in Zig.
@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-06-15 23:53:06

I make this rice/bulgur pilaf thing. It's really not much - it's among the least involved meals I make. Every time, the family's reaction surprises me: everyone eats it, not only without complaint, but with relish. Don't they know it's not a recipe so much as a way of cleaning out whatever happens to be in the fridge/pantry!

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-05-30 00:55:23

One-Pot Tomato, Spinach And Chickpea Filo Pie #plantbased

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 18:36:32

I keep getting recommendations for these YouTube shorts of a lady wearing a hijab and cooking recipes. The thing is, every recipe includes pork or bacon. I'm so confused.

@keithp@fosstodon.org
2026-06-14 22:39:43

The delights of berry season are in full swing here. Here's a simple blueberry buckle recipe I tried this week.
1 ¼ c flour
1 ½ tsp baking powder
¼ tsp table salt
1 can (14oz) sweetened condensed milk
½ c whole milk
8 tbsp unsalted butter, melted
10 oz blueberries
¼ c granulated sugar
Sift flour, bp, salt. Mix in milks and butter. Pour into buttered 9"x13" pan, top with berries and sugar.
Bake in 350°F oven until toothpick in…

Cake in glass baking pan studded with blueberries.
@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-06-12 19:22:33

@… I was tired but wanted to make a cake with some aniseed I recently bought, so I more or less jumped into the first recipe I found, which turned out to be a complete car crash - the English translation on the website isn't even the same as the Spanish!
I started to get suspicious when it wanted 2 *tablespoons* of baking powder and some other measurem…

a loaf cake, with a bit cut off the end
@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-05-12 21:36:10

I'm a bit late to the news but I just learned that Jock McDonald passed away a few month ago in a unfortunate swimming accident.
He was the lead singer of The Bollock Bros.
This band could be described as a Christian New-wave band with a distinctive cheap 80's synth sound with most songs inspired (or direct quotation of) biblical passages.
Although this is a recipe for disaster, I like them :-)
One of my favourite song is this one.
There is even a ref to Erich vo…

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-04-23 17:52:48

So I've been tasked with making pickled eggs and the version I made with beets, the kind you'd find at a bar, was viewed as "fine". I'm wondering whether anyone has a recipe to share that might wow. #eggs #pickling #cooking #food #recipe

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-13 05:58:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #StreetSounds
JK-47:
🎵 The Recipe
#JK47
open.spotify.com/track/00npXqg

@ToneMilazzo@mastodon.cloud
2026-05-29 19:53:09

My wife gets scared when use anything beyond the microwave. I made this yesterday and she had to take the dog for a second walk, just to get out of the house.
This recipe involves mixing three ingredients, poring them into a shell and freezing it.
youtube.com/watch?v=p0W9GuCHMJg

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2026-06-06 10:23:46

Falls Sie über gute Zitronen verfügen sollten, wäre dies eine probate Möglichkeit ihres Einsatzes. cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/76

@fraca7@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-17 02:00:37

New recipe today: spaghetti with tuna « en papillote ». Tuna marinated in lemon juice, white wine and rosemary; cherry tomatoes and new potatoes, some garlic. Half-cooked spaghetti and then everything’s finished foiled in the oven.
#cooking #food

What’s described in the post, still in its baking paper
@arXiv_mathKT_bot@mastoxiv.page
2026-06-23 08:01:41

Discretisation and independent resolutions of ample groupoids
Xin Li, Alistair Miller
arxiv.org/abs/2606.21761 arxiv.org/pdf/2606.21761 arxiv.org/html/2606.21761
arXiv:2606.21761v1 Announce Type: new
Abstract: We develop a general framework for understanding and computing both the groupoid homology of an ample groupoid and the topological K-theory of its reduced C*-algebra, based on two main ideas: discretisation and independent resolutions. Discretisation shows that a special class of ample groupoids we term independent groupoids are homologically and K-theoretically equivalent to discrete groupoids. We introduce the notion of a resolution by independent groupoids and provide a recipe for building a controlled independent resolution of a given ample groupoid of interest, leading to a systematic way of studying its homology and K-theory. In order to illustrate our general ideas and methods, we work out several concrete examples and applications. Garside categories provide a wide range of examples, including higher rank graphs, self-similar groups and spherical Artin-Tits groups. We also present an application to the homology of Stein's groups.
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@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-04-11 18:12:33

My CSS skills will always let me make a recipe I found on some random web site print to a single page, and nobody can take that away from me.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-06-08 22:12:38

I made bagels today. I used a different recipe and these are huge! 115 grams each, which is a lot more than 100 grams each. (Maths!) Still perfecting the process, still delicious. 🥯
#food #bagels #baking

Bagels
Bagels
@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-05-25 21:37:35

How To Make These Flavorful Pesto Butter Beans #plantbased

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-14 14:46:24

Airbnb Hosts Don't Want to Talk to Guests Anymore, Are Outsourcing Messages to AI 404media.co/airbnb-hosts-dont-

@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2026-04-14 18:43:58

#ai

The Onion: "Man who threw Molotov cocktail at Sam Altman's home claims he was following ChatGPT recipe for risotto"

Can you imagine Sisyphus as a happy man?
Did the gods accidentally give him joy and meaning hidden in his never-ending focus?
Or is this a grand deception, and the recipe for a factotum?
#philosophy #purpose #happiness

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-04-08 02:20:04

Nothing could rally me against capitalism more than spending the last decade watching things I used to love get increasingly shittier to pinch a penny.
The most recent victim is the Nando’s peri-peri sauce which my wife regularly purchases.
The recipe changed recently (as did the distributor seemingly… coincidence?) and it’s just worse.

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-06-21 02:52:55

4 Filo Recipes That Are Easier Than They Look #plantbased

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-05-21 04:58:07

I'd love to get my hands on that recipe for "chocolate cake" and "bundt cake". 🍰
#DOJ #Florida #JackSmith #recipe #cake #euphemism

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-05-17 01:56:49

Creamy Romesco Chickpeas #plantbased

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-04-12 22:37:02

Himalayan Salted Almonds #plantbased

@pre@boing.world
2026-06-11 19:06:13

Summer Social with work, which is more than two dozen people now. So much bigger than it used to be.
Enjoyable enough. The boss picks pretty good people, all of whom I'd otherwise not meet at all really being remote. Beats working for a day.
This time a painting session. Drawing a picture. Here's how we draw this particular picture.
Everyone's painting ends up much the same, within a pretty tight variance. All end up with something that's not displeasing, even though hardly anyone paints normally, even the graphics people.
The key here I think is the subject of the image. Something easy to draw is key. Very few curves, mostly straight lines, easy vivid colors. Easily identifiable subject even if it's drawn badly.
If your lines and form are wobbly and weirdly angled then yeah, that's indeed what these trees are like. You just draw a slightly different tree.
Sky, haze, and ground in acrylic. Then chalk up the tree-trunks for some reason, before painting 'em white. Add some trunk-shade and flecks, do grass then flowers.
Easy recipe. Everyone gets a passing grade. Nobody's embarrassed coz they can't draw a nose.
Good first painting session since school. Maybe I'll do another one in another 30 years.
#art #painting #acrylic

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-04-07 22:13:12

10 Lazy Vegan Dinners That Still Feel Like Real Food #plantbased