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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Mika Miko:
🎵 Turkey Sandwich
#MikaMiko
https://mikamiko.bandcamp.com/track/turkey-sandwich
https://open.spotify.com/track/25Ilw8ZnYY8Oz95a6Kk6Uz

@… I know you will be happy to hear I'm having a sandwich today.

🥪

Was just reminded that I needed to kick in some more money to the BlackSky stuff.
Considering the money I’ve kicked in for great Mastodon clients and instances, the work Rudy and others are doing is well worth the same! https://mastodon.sandwich.net/@Sharksonaplane/114997406…

“A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington was found not guilty of assault on Thursday in the latest legal rebuke of the federal intervention.”
🥪🎉
https://ap…

Man who threw sandwich at federal agent is found not guilty of assault
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault. A viral video of the sandwich tossing made Sean Charles Dunn a symbol of resistance to Trump’s deployment of federal agents to combat crime in the nation’s capital. Dunn's misdemeanor acquittal Thursday is another setback for prosecutors, who have faced a backlash for how they have handled criminal cases resu…

uv is amazing. Makes Python as easy to run as Rust.

I don't appreciate the people who mock this poor man. Every year there are countless mass sandwichings in schools throughout the country, and we tolerate it because we, as a society, have lost our way. Kids and teachers huddled in their classrooms as mustard and onions fly through the air. WHERE'S YOUR HUMANITY, PEOPLE??
https…

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/dc-sandwich-guy-verdict-rcna242142

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Jurors showed no appetite for the Justice Department's case against "sandwich guy," the D.C. resident who chucked a Subway sandwich at the chest of a federal officer, finding him not guilty on Thursday after several hours of deliberations.

Olha, olha, o Conde da Sandocha resolveu capitalizar. Não sabia desta.
https://noc.social/@todayilearned/115527966064373831

Today I learned (@todayilearned@noc.social)
Attached: 1 image TIL the Earl of Sandwich owns a chain of sandwich shops https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Sandwich_(restaurant) #til #todayilearned https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1otsjco/til_the_earl_of_sandwich_owns_a_chain_of_sandwich/

It's not in this article
but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at
"point blank range",
which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality,
and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Trial Begins for D.C. Man Accused of Throwing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent
Jury selection started on Monday for Sean C. Dunn, who was charged with misdemeanor assault after hitting a federal agent with a “sub-style sandwich.”

Plenty of people use various bags for things other than their intended purpose. Not every laptop bag is used to hold a laptop, sandwich bags don't always hold sandwiches, etc.
But usually it's still a *common* use, just not the only one.
And I don't think I have ever, in my life, seen someone put a duffel in a duffel bag. I don't even know what a duffel is.

U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro wasted our money pursuing sandwich thrower (Barbara McQuade/MSNBC)
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/jeanine-pirros-case-dc-sandwich-thrower-was-downright-lawless-rcna242612
http://www.memeorandum.com/251108/p4#a251108p4

“Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and ‘kind of exploded’ on his chest upon impact, he says.
‘I could smell the onions and mustard.’”
https://bsky.app/profile/jamieson.bsky.social/post/3m4su7zwui224

Being a transit supporter or progressive under SF Mayor Lurie is like, “Yes, we still have to eat this shit sandwich, but we got a few morsels of actual nutrition added too. And we reduced the amount of shit more than anyone thought possible!”

Sean Charles Dunn,
the former Department of Justice employee who threw a sandwichat a federal agent during Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington DC
was found NOT GUILTY of assault by a DC jury on Thursday in the latest legal rebuke of the federal intervention.

Visited Meralco Liwanag Park last night with my partner before I left for #NewYear
#christmas #couples #lights

Imagine if the restaurant you go to started serving shit sandwiches. Some people seem to like the shit sandwiches but you're like "Dude, these are literally shit sandwiches! I do not want these!" but the restaurant owner starts forcing every customer take a shit sandwich even if they don't want one.
This post is about AI.

DC sandwich thrower found not guilty of assault (CNN)
https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/politics/sean-dunn-dc-sandwich-thrower-verdict
http://www.memeorandum.com/251106/p132#a251106p132

In an alternate reality: CatSandwich 🐈⁠🥪

https://objectparadise.com/krotch

DC 'sandwich guy' acquitted amid broader jury nullification concerns (Kaelan Deese/Washington Examiner)
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/justice/3878315/dc-sandwich-guy-sean-charles-dunn-acquitted-jury-nullification-concerns-jeanine-pirro/
http://www.memeorandum.com/251106/p134#a251106p134

I need to borrow a few Ativan. I promise to return them when I'm done. https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:s6j27rxb3ic2rxw73ixgqv2p/post/3m4whoxiu5k26

Point Blank Sandwich Hat (@kenwhite.bsky.social)
Gore Vidal said “It’s not enough that I succeed, others must fail.” That’s how I feel about the disgraceful gutter-bigot campaign run against Mamdani and the do-you-need-to-borrow-an-Ativan freakout about him. These people spectacularly undignified.

This is from an email I got this morning from an area sandwich shop. I can't imagine anything that I would like less than this.

Good.
https://zeteo.com/p/democrats-demand-their-pound-of-flesh

🥩 Democrats Demand Their Pound of Flesh
Peter Rothpletz on Dems finally learning to use their leverage, Marjorie Taylor Greene showering Nancy Pelosi with praise, OpenAI's latest crisis, and 'Sandwich Guy' prevailing in court.

@…
Lazily below―not within―the call-out:
＂… At the same time, the tech slumps may be part of an overall shit-sandwich of an economy, with many available indicators (official economic data isn’t currently available due to the government shutdown) seeming to paint an increasingly dire picture. Indeed, a recent report from career transition services f…

Peanut butter and onion sandwich. Not a shitpost, I swear. Try it!

Yeah, local cops will definitely save us from the federal gestapo stormtroopers.. 🙄
https://gothamist.com/news/pennsylvania-cop-was-offered-a-free-sandwich-as-a-reward-to-arrest-luigi-mangione

#ShamelesslyStolenFromBlueSky

Commence sandwich consumption
with Neely Capshaw esq
#GenaLeeNolin
Season 7 Episode 5 "Scorcher"
#RandomBaywatch #Baywatch

Prosecutors Can Indict a Ham Sandwich, But Can They Convict? (Joyce Vance/Civil Discourse with Joyce Vance)
https://joycevance.substack.com/p/prosecutors-can-indict-a-ham-sandwich
http://www.memeorandum.com/251105/p91#a251105p91

It sounds like the judge is allowing in a fair amount here that isn't strictly relevant but hammers home both the absurdity and the political context.
#sandwichgate
https://bsky.app/profile/jamieson.bsky…

Dave Jamieson (@jamieson.bsky.social)
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #VarietyMix
Monsieur Leroc:
🎵 Maccaroni Cheese Sandwich
#MonsieurLeroc

Den letzten Snack vor unserer Abreise aus Hamburg haben wir im "Katzentempel" im Überseequartier genossen.
Sechs Kater und Katzen, alle maximal 2 Jahre alt, leben dort. Vier davon haben wir gesehen. Supernettes Servicepersonal trug zum Wohlfühlen bei.
#CHHamburg25

Good Morning #Canada
Happy National Homemade Bread Day for all those with enough dough to celebrate. There's no data on how many of us make their own bread at home, but there are 1,321 bakery product manufacturing establishments and more than 1,406 retail bakeries in Canada. Canada annually ranks in the top 10 worldwide in wheat production, 6th or 7th, depending on the year, but we don't eat a lot of bread. #StatsCan says we consume approximately 30 kg per person yearly, which doesn't put us in the top 30 internationally - Turkey's citizens eat 6 times as much as us. We spend about 10% of our grocery bill on baked goods, and that has increased almost 30% over the past 5 years. Canada exports $5.2B in baked goods annually with $5B of that going to the U.S. market.
#CanadaIsAwesome #Sandwich
My favourite type of bread: Please boost for scientific significance.
Plain White (I leave my socks on too)
Bagels (Montreal preferred)
Sourdough (nothing to do with my personality)
French - loaf or baguette (I also support Bilingualism)
Italian - loaf, focaccia, calabrese (I'm also a pasta lover)

Sandwich Guy (there’s always a “Community” clip. 😂)
Except that Sean Dunn will be getting all the fist bumps there are.
If this guy ever pays to eat in at a Subway again, there is no justice in the world
I bet Trump announces a 5000% tariff on deli sandwiches or something

Sandwich Guy, Thrower of Hoagie-Or Hero? (Molly Roberts/Lawfare)
https://www.lawfaremedia.org/article/sandwich-guy--thrower-of-hoagie-or-hero
http://www.memeorandum.com/251106/p139#a251106p139

Every damn time I order sandwiches from this cheesesteak place I make the same damn mistake. I have them add "pepper rings" which I think of as the medium-hot peppers most sandwich places use. No, they use Hungarian Hots that are hotter than the average jalapeño.
I can handle heat but this is the wrong context. My own damn fault too...

If we can't even hold sandwich-throwers accountable... 🙃

I expected more of the internet. Instead all I have is a confused search engine. #rueben #rubens #sandwich #art