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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-20 15:53:28

#Shitpoint #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore<…


Dear Professor Cox,
What would happen if you filled the Large Hadron Collider with feta?
Dennis Cartilage, Ashford
Brian says: "Well, I wouldn't recom- mend it, Dennis. I once left half a Peparami and a can of Lilt in there by accident, and their particles collided within the machine to create a grapefruit-flavoured sentient sausage measuring 26 miles in length. It took three months to destroy the hideous abomination, and you wouldn't believe the bollocking I got off the CERN president af- ter…
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-02-17 21:05:49

CBS says The Late Show was not prohibited from broadcasting a James Talarico interview and was given "legal guidance" that a broadcast could trigger an FCC rule (Todd Spangler/Variety)
variety.com/2026/tv/news/cbs-d

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-04-19 17:02:12

/4
Nogmaals werd, terecht denk ik, uitgebreid stilgestaan bij de slachting in Boetsja toen de oorlog vier dagen aan de gang was. Zelenski neemt ons daar in het interview ook eert even naar toe om (terecht) aan te voeren dat beloftes van een land dat op zo'n manier bezig is, niet re vertrouwen is en dat het (ook terecht) landen niet vertrouwt die daar lichtvoetig over heen stappen. (Daar komt de VS zus heel nadrukkelijk in beeld)
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@StephenRees@mas.to
2026-04-19 17:46:30

From Bill McKibben
"I work on solar energy because it will help limit the damage from climate change, and because it’s potentially liberating, empowering local communities instead of vast multinationals. But there are days when I work on solar energy just because it’s the sharpest stick with which to poke Exxon and Chevron and the rest, companies that I despise. Companies that if I’m honest I hate, though I try hard not to hate. They are the vampires of our world ..."

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 05:55:52

It is terrible to see a large part of Lebanon getting "the Gaza treatment" and nobody is stopping Israel. Many innocent civilians are dying and good to remember, Lebanon is another country and not part of Israel....
#israel #lebanon

Planting trees in the sea could act as a huge carbon sink and save millions of dollars in storm damage every year.
What is stopping us from doing it?
A new study reveals restoring mangroves could save $800 million in storm damage,
protect 140,000 people from flooding,
and remove almost triple the amount of CO2 produced by cars in the U.S. every year

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-03-18 07:51:56

Stolpersteine in Open Source-Projekten werden kritischer bewertet als Probleme, die es bei jeder SAP-Einführung gibt. Parallel sind die realen Kosten der Microsoft-Abhängigkeit deutlich höher als offiziell ausgewiesen. Dank Trump muss sich der deutsche Staat bewegen und Schritt für Schritt bewegen.
#DigitaleSouveränität

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-04-16 19:19:52

@… what are you doing, my friend?

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-19 03:33:50

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ThroughTheNight
Leonhard Lechner, Danish National Radio Choir & Stefan Parkman:
🎵 Deutsche Spruche von Leben und Tod
#LeonhardLechner #DanishNationalRadioChoir #StefanParkman
open.spotify.com/track/5FoLL89

@StephenRees@mas.to
2026-02-16 18:56:04

Another day, another thwarted scammer. Yesterday it was GMail this morning it's Wealth Simple. I am pleased to report in both cases no damage was done. But scams seem to be becoming much more frequent.