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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-18 15:58:41

Clark reacts to Clowney love, surreal storyline vs. Bears dallascowboys.com/news/clark-r

@benthos@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-09-20 17:13:18

John Fahey - "The Transfiguration of Blind Joe Death" (1965)
#NowPlaying #JohnFahey #GuitarSoli

Album cover features a surreal black and white illustration of a man in a night cap and sleeping gown with a skull design on it. He's holding two figures up with his raised hands. In his left hand is a half owl, half woman with a woman's head, hair and breasts. In his right hand is a man with white hair and mustache, who has angel wings and a white robe.  On the lap of the man with the skull sleeping gown, there rests a guitar, which has a large snake wrapped around it. In the background, sever…
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-18 16:29:25

Clark reacts to Clowney love, surreal storyline vs. Bears dallascowboys.com/news/clark-r

@blackknight95857669@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-18 23:09:22

Birth (Multi, XPd on Steam Deck)
You are alone in this world. Why not go on an adventure and find the parts to make yourself a friend?
Birth is a surreal adventure puzzle game, to be sure. You are literally going down a block in a neighborhood, rifling through all the spaces to find and collect bones and organs to construct a new creature.
As puzzle adventures go, this one is pretty solid. For the most part the puzzles are great, with a wide variety and not much repetition.…

"Gas stations are America's accidental museums-fluorescent-lit shrines to kitsch, camp, and chaotic consumerism. Exploring gas station merchandise through art becomes a way to examine the surreal poetry of the roadside: airbrushed wolves on velvet, rhinestone trucker hats, Jesus candles, lottery tickets, and beef jerky side by side like some late capitalist still life. These one-stop culture convergence points are where regional identity, mass production, nostalgia, and irony collid…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-09-15 16:35:15

A Laerte tš cada vez mais surreal.
botsinbox.net/@tirasdiarias/st

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-08-09 10:47:19

Pete Carroll's Surreal Moment in Raiders' Road Trip to Seattle si.com/nfl/raiders/pete-carrol

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-16 22:48:00

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #SHERELLE
Scratcha DVA, DemiMa & Surreal Sessions:
🎵 Sesivukile
#ScratchaDVA #DemiMa #SurrealSessions
scratchadva.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/0x1Rbpc

@_tillwe_@mastodon.social
2025-08-08 16:24:30

Surreal Friday.

Tomatenpflanze im grellen Gegenlicht vor dunklem Hintergrund, wirkt irgendwie alienartig (für mich).
Sehr seltsame Wolke verdeckt die Sonne, ansonsten blauer Hintergrund. Im Vordergrund die Silhouette eines Baumes.
@pgcd@mastodon.online
2025-09-11 16:50:45

I will never forget the time when, in a bar in Berlin, I was accosted by a Japanese girl who asked me for my business card (which I actually had!) and thanked me with a stick of Wrigley's chewing gum.
One of my most surreal experiences ever, by far.

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2025-08-07 17:15:40

Ich habe gerade gehört, #Meta hätte eine neue VR-Brille namens #Tiramisu herausgebracht. Aktuell noch ein #Prototyp.
Ich finde es toll, dass endlich das visuelle Erlebnis mit olfaktorischen und gu…

Eine Frau steht in einer Bäckerei mit Regalen voller Brötchen, Brezeln und Gebäck im Hintergrund. Sie trägt ein Virtual-Reality-Headset, das wie ein Tiramisu-Dessert gestaltet ist. Das Headset hat realistische Texturen in Schichten aus Creme, Biskuit und Kakao sowie die Aufschrift „Tiramisu“ auf der Vorderseite. Die Szene wirkt humorvoll und surreal. (KI-Bild)
@malik@Mastodon.Social
2025-09-02 07:42:35

Screenshot Uhrzeit wirkt irgendwie … surreal.

Das Bild zeigt den Statusleistenbereich eines Smartphones. In der Mitte ist die Uhrzeit "09:41" in weißer Schrift dargestellt, gefolgt von einem Pfeil, der nach rechts zeigt. Rechts daneben befinden sich Symbole für Mobilfunkqualität, WLAN und Akku. Die Mobilfunkqualität wird durch vier Balken dargestellt, die etwa die Hälfte gefüllt sind. Das WLAN-Symbol ist aktiv, und die Akku ist auf 80% aufgeladen, was durch ein grünes Symbol mit einem Blitzzeichen und der Zahl "80" angezeigt wird. Der Hint…
@shriramk@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 01:01:18

A bit surreal to hear a personal friend on a major podcast. But if you missed Amy Butler Greenfield's amazing book, "A Perfect Red", listen to her on the National Gallery's podcast! (Also available audio-only, but you'd miss the visuals.)
youtube.com/watch?v=Z2jEf3QH_ho

@jake4480@c.im
2025-07-31 06:58:21

Watching through Smiling Friends season 1 again, as one does, I suppose. Surreal, sometimes disturbing, funny, odd stuff. I see it has a season 2 now too, gotta grab that. And I guess a season 3 is happening eventually. No cable for years now means that I get behind on things like adult swim shows.
#SmilingFriends #weird

The Smiling Friends characters with the show's logo and a kind of green gradient design in the background
@maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-11 02:13:31

So just for my amusement I asked chatgpt "why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air" and got this response, which is not, quite, right.
#chatgpt

Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
ChatGPT said:

The phrase "Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?" is a surreal, nonsensical question, famously used by comedian George Carlin in his routines to highlight how language and logic can be twisted into absurdity.

It doesn’t have a literal meaning—the "porridge bird" is not a real creature, and laying eggs in the air defies biology and physics. The question is an example of absurdist humor—intended to make you pause, …
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-16 22:43:03

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #SHERELLE
Scratcha DVA, DemiMa & Surreal Sessions:
🎵 Sesivukile
#ScratchaDVA #DemiMa #SurrealSessions
scratchadva.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/0x1Rbpc

Trump’s War on Wind Has This Construction Crew Stuck 15 Miles Out at Sea
Connor Walcutt is in a holding pattern that borders on the surreal. 
-- Peering out from a 262-foot ship he currently calls home,
the 26-year-old has been looking across the water off the coast of Rhode Island and onto one of America’s largest construction sites,
wondering if he will ever be allowed to finish the job.
Walcutt is among the workers caught in the crossfire of President Trump’…

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-28 15:00:34

🔊 #NowPlaying on #BBCRadio3:
#SoundOfCinema
- Surrealism on Satie-Day
As Satie-Day continues on Radio 3, Matthew Sweet explores surreal music for film, including Satie's music for the 1924 film Entracte.
Relisten now 👇
bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002dxyc

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-08-16 22:40:03

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #SHERELLE
Scratcha DVA, DemiMa & Surreal Sessions:
🎵 Sesivukile
#ScratchaDVA #DemiMa #SurrealSessions
scratchadva.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/0x1Rbpc
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@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-08-29 00:30:00

Uneven Lives VIII 👁️
不工整人生 VII 👁️
📷 Minolta Hi-Matic AF
🎞️ERA 100, expired 1994
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

English Alt Text:
A black and white double exposure photograph showing two people working on a rooftop, overlaid with a wall featuring Chinese signage and utility boxes. The composition blends manual labor with urban infrastructure, creating a layered, artistic cityscape.

中文替代文字:
一张黑白双重曝光照片,画面中两人在屋顶上工作,叠加了一面带有中文标语和公共设施箱的墙面。画面融合了体力劳动与城市基础设施,呈现出层次丰富的艺术城市景象。
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A surreal park scene viewed through a reflective surface, showing trees, rocks, a metal tower, and a person with a bicycle. Abstract dark shapes overlay the image, adding depth and visual complexity.

中文替代文字:
通过反光表面拍摄的超现实公园景象,画面中有树木、岩石、金属塔以及一位骑自行车的人。图像上覆盖着抽象的暗影形状,增强了画面的深度和视觉复杂性。
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A black and white abstract photograph of a modern architectural interior, possibly an elevator shaft, with illuminated panels, curved lines, and layered reflections. A faint human silhouette adds a subtle narrative element.

中文替代文字:
一张黑白抽象照片,展示了现代建筑内部空间,可能是电梯井,带有发光面板、弯曲线条和多层反射。隐约可见的人影为画面增添了细腻的叙事感。
@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-08-28 00:30:00

Uneven Lives VII 👁️
不工整人生 VII 👁️
📷 Minolta Hi-Matic AF
🎞️ERA 100, expired 1994
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

• English Alt Text:
Black-and-white image of a person squatting on a brick sidewalk with a painted bicycle symbol, possibly eating or drinking. A ghostly double exposure effect and tree shadows create a moody, artistic scene.
• 中文替代文字:
黑白图像,一人蹲在铺有砖块并标有自行车符号的人行道上,似乎在吃或喝东西。图像中有树影和幽灵般的双重曝光效果,营造出一种情绪化的艺术氛围。
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Black-and-white photo of two delivery riders on motorcycles parked under a tree on a city sidewalk. One box shows the logo “闪送.” A bicycle rider and a car are visible on the street, with tall buildings in the background.
• 中文替代文字:
黑白照片,城市人行道上两名快递员骑摩托车停在树荫下,其中一个快递箱上印有“闪送”标志。街道上有骑自行车的人和一辆汽车,背景是高楼建筑。
• English Alt Text:
A black-and-white photo of a person standing beside a bicycle on a tree-lined sidewalk, facing an empty road. Abstract white shapes from film damage or double exposure add a surreal, artistic effect.
• 中文替代文字:
一张黑白照片,画面中一人站在树荫人行道上的自行车旁,面朝空旷的马路。图像边缘和中央有抽象白色图形,可能是胶片损坏或双重曝光造成,增添了超现实的艺术感。
• English Alt Text:
A black-and-white photo of a city street in front of the “Da Jiao Ting International Business Hotel.” Several vehicles, including a white van labeled “Maximum capacity: 10 people,” a bus, and a car, are parked outside. Reflections and silhouettes suggest the photo was taken through a window.
• 中文替代文字:
黑白照片,城市街道场景,位于“大郊亭国际商务酒店”前。酒店外停有多辆车,包括一辆标有“准乘10人”的白色面包车、一辆公交车和一辆轿车。图像中有反光和人影,显示照片可能是透过窗户拍摄的。
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-01 21:54:45

CJ Goodwin: It Was Surreal | Dallas Cowboys 2025 youtube.com/watch?v=4nrE8EMcoTk