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@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-09 12:19:31

#Juche tell me more about Charles North Korea! ❓ ❤️
@… you probably have oppinions on this guy.

Charles North Korea
Twice Escaped, Thriving Stateside! 🇰🇵➡️🇺🇸 Join me, Charles, as I share the wild, real-life adventure of escaping North Korea twice and building a whole new life in America. From surreal culture shocks to laugh-out-loud moments, this channel is a window into my journey, showing the world how resilience, humor, and hope can make anything possible! Let’s dive into this unique(but NOT Uncommon) story together – don’t forget to subscribe!

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-10 07:50:41

@… draw for me A surreal concept art of a human brain transforming into a digital archive, with neural pathways turning into glowing fiber-optic cables, and tiny floating folders and documents orbiting around it, vibrant colors, sci-fi style, hyper-realistic.

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2026-01-08 15:02:47

hey wanna hear something surreal?
when i called 911 [on 9th of December] to report "a stalker being actively in my home right now", the cop on the phone spent like a minute trying to figure out if my ethnicity was "white - british" or "white - other"
lord only knows what they wanted that data for

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2025-12-08 08:30:06

One early morning in November, on my way to bird watching...
(There're actually hundreds of birds on that lake, just out of view, but I wanted to capture that quiet mood and surreal light first...)
#MorningWalk #Autumn

A mixed group of colorful trees standing by the lake shore in the golden morning light. The leaves of some of the trees are an intense bright rusty orange, standing out against the mostly clear blue sky. Patches of dry yellow reeds and an almost still lake surface. A small bench to watch birds. Dense forest covers the hills in the far background.
@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-11-08 00:30:01

Moody Urbanity - In and Out of the Shadow II 👤
情绪化城市 - 阴影的内外 II 👤
📷 Nikon FE
🎞️ ERA 100, expired 1993
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

ERA 100 (FF) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photograph of a tiled corridor. A single person walks away from the camera toward a bright opening at the far end, appearing as a dark silhouette against the strong backlight. The figure is slightly blurred, suggesting motion. The corridor walls are dim, with faint text in a non-Latin script visible on the right side. The contrast between the dark passage and the glowing exit creates a dramatic sense of depth, mystery, and anticipation. 中文替代文字：…
ERA 100 (FF) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photograph showing a broken ornate chair in the foreground. The chair’s decorative frame remains, but its seat and parts of the backrest are missing, exposing its inner structure. Behind it, two sculpted busts rest on a pedestal, partially hidden in shadow. The background is dark, contrasting with the illuminated chair. The scene evokes themes of decay, time, and art, with the fragile chair juxtaposed against classical sculptures. 中文替代文字： 一张黑白照…
ERA 100 (FF) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photograph of a storefront display. Inside, a pile of animal costumes or taxidermy figures is stacked together, resembling furry mammals such as bears or raccoons. The arrangement is chaotic, with limbs and faces overlapping. Dim lighting and shadows create an eerie, surreal atmosphere. The tiled floor and glass panels frame the display, while a sign in the background is faintly visible but unreadable. The image feels unsettling and ambiguous, b…
ERA 100 (FF) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photograph of a sidewalk made of rectangular bricks. A concrete block sits on the pavement, casting a sharp shadow. Sunlight filters through tree branches above, creating intricate shadow patterns across the ground. White painted lines and arrows are visible nearby, possibly marking a parking or designated area. The interplay of light, shadow, and geometry gives the scene a striking, abstract quality. 中文替代文字： 一张黑白照片，画面是一条由长方形砖块铺成的人行道。人行道上放置着一个混…
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-06 19:28:39

reading my diary entries from during community college and wishing id valued my perspective of life and the ability to connect with people over similar yet different experiences back then enough to post abt it, cuz it was prolly even more surreal than this cafe job lol

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-06 19:19:11

Series A, Episode 08 - Duel
SINOFAR: Giroc, Giroc, I need you. You must come here to me now.
GIROC: All right, all right, I'm coming. [Giroc comes in. She is an elderly woman who clutches a six-foot staff of office, carved on it is a humanoid figure climbing toward the ball-shaped tip.] Have a little patience. We of all people should have learnt patience. I'm tired, I deserve some peace.

Claude Sonnet 3.7 describes the image as: "The image shows a close-up portrait with a dreamlike, ethereal quality. The subject appears to be in repose with closed eyes, giving the impression of sleep or perhaps a more symbolic state. The composition has a distinctive artistic style with a cool, blue-tinted color palette. Surrounding the central figure are green elements that resemble foliage or natural textures, along with hints of purple, creating a surreal, almost otherworldly atmosphere. Th…
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2025-12-30 12:32:00

The GUARDIAN: 2025 - A surreal year in news gives our cartoonists endless material theguardian.com/world/2025/dec

Tuesday briefing: A surreal year in news gives our cartoonists endless material
In today’s newsletter: Covering everything from Donald Trump to AI, and Gaza to Ukraine, award-winning cartoonist and illustrator Ben Jennings shares his favourite caricatures of 2025, and we share ours too.

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-12-03 11:06:00

So Coupang didn't know it had been breached until one of its customers reported it to them.
This customer, surnamed Park, was informed of the breach by a stranger via email, who showed Park's 15 most recent emails with the retailer.

A customer reported a suspicious email to Coupang. Then the platform announced a breach.
A suspicious email with the subject line “Your personal information may have been leaked” pushed Park, a software developer, into a decision he still describes as surreal: he reported it to Coupang.

@blackknight95857669@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-05 21:37:38

Sword of the Sea (Multi, XP'd on PS5) Restore a dried up ocean world to its former glory as you surf along the land on a magic sword.
From the people that brought you Abzu, The Pathless, and Journey, SotS is the latest gem in their crown of gaming goodness. If you've played any of the previous games, you already have a good idea what to expect from SotS (and should have already played it TBH 😆 )
Basically, this is Journey x Tony Hawk. You travel this world as a Wraith on …

Sword of the Sea
Official site for Sword of the Sea by Giant Squid From the visionary artist behind ABZÛ, The Pathless, and Journey – Surf across the surreal undulating landscapes of the Necropolis on a quest to unveil a lost ocean teeming with life in Sword of the Sea.

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-14 18:11:34

The Surreal Practicality of Protesting As an Inflatable Frog 404media.co/the-surreal-practi

The Surreal Practicality of Protesting As an Inflatable Frog
Say goodbye to the Guy Fawkes masks and hello to inflatable frogs and dinosaurs.

@gray17@mastodon.social
2025-10-30 19:55:11
Content warning: uspol, surreal

"Andrew Cuomo Uses AI MPREG Schoolhouse Rock Bill to Attack Mamdani"
not an Onion headline

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-12-18 11:22:06

I get the outrage, and the injustice of those sanctions, but 'Amazon', Uber, better off without those.
‘It’s surreal’: US sanctions lock International Criminal Court judge out of daily life – The Irish Times
irishti…

‘It’s surreal’: US sanctions lock International Criminal Court judge out of daily life
Canadian judge Kimberly Prost, is unable to use credit cards, transfer money or book everyday services in what she calls an attack on the independence of the judiciary

@gwire@mastodon.social
2025-11-02 19:49:00

I don't think they ever showed the final season of The Good Fight in the UK (that I noticed, anyway) but it has just been added to "U".
u.co.uk/shows/the-good-fight/s

The Good Fight, Series 6, Episode 1 - The Beginning of the End | Watch on U
Diane is confronted with the most surreal times.

@jake4480@c.im
2025-12-28 01:30:44

Gillian Anderson photographed by David LaChapelle for Allure Magazine (the first three) and Mark Seliger for US Magazine (the last one), both 1997.
#90s #GillianAnderson #scifi

Gillian Anderson in a black dress, huge eyes behind her, surreal
Gillian Anderson in a red dress, she's on a table & aliens are around her her, sci-fi
Gillian Anderson laying down in a sci-fi landscape, holding a toy rocket above her
Gillian Anderson looking like an old fashioned housewife cleaning, holding up a vacuum, looking surprised
@Jyoti@mas.to
2025-11-20 18:27:27

I can't believe Mani is dead.
wth
just feels... surreal.

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-27 09:32:26

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Swim Surreal feat. Zero 7:
🎵 Don't Call It Love (Edit)
#NowPlaying #SwimSurreal #Zero7
zero7.bandcamp.com/track/dont-
open.spotify.com/track/2IdtFo0

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2025-12-21 13:20:13

Things were foggy AND mythical yesterday

All pictures: Hamburg in deep fog, almost surreal
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-26 12:04:13

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Flawed Mangoes:
🎵 Surreal
#FlawedMangoes
open.spotify.com/track/4bzbaBv

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-19 14:46:00

104 murders in 107 days -- One of the more surreal phenomena of the last year ... (Radley Balko/The Watch)
radleybalko.substack.com/p/104
memeorandum.com/251219/p35#a25

@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2025-12-18 20:07:55

Really surreal driving experience on the Frankfurter Allee today. Of course there was a lot of construction and rerouting, single lanes, delivery drivers blocking one etc. But the weirdest thing was the wandering traffic lights. Some workers where pushing the large temporary traffic lights around. It felt a bit like the bending cities in the movie "Inception"

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-23 12:46:42

‘Jets Jake’ is the ring-searching, match-making (sort of) man behind the Kelce brothers nytimes.com/athletic/6900951/2

‘Jets Jake’ is the ring-searching, match-making (sort of) man behind the Kelce brothers
Jake Chatzky's life became surreal after he joined Travis and Jason Kelce's "New Heights" podcast.

@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-11-20 20:10:13

Just was made aware that the #StoneRoses innovative #BritPop bass player Mani passed away. His fluid & funky Rickenbacker 4005 basslines helped form a unique sonic perspective, adding dance floor sensibilities to their psychedelic pop pastiche, that helped make their early records so refreshing, influential and su…

When The Stone Roses came to Lanzarote
Before they conquered the world, The Stone Roses took a trip to Lanzarote. The resulting videos, filmed for "Fool's Gold" and "I Wanna Be Adored," were a surreal fusion of cool swagger and otherworldly beauty that would help define an era.

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-12-20 03:51:30

Metropolitana VII - FORM ⭕️
城 VII - 型 ⭕️
📷 Pentax MX
🎞️ Ilford Pan 100
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

Ilford Pan 100 (FF) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photograph captures a dramatic bronze sculpture of two human figures in motion. One figure stands firmly on the ground, arms raised, appearing to lift or support the second figure, who is airborne in a dynamic leap. Their bodies are muscular and expressive, frozen in a moment of intense physical interaction. The sculpture evokes themes of strength, trust, and elevation. Behind the sculpture, a tall modern building with the sign “THE RITZ-…
Ilford Pan 100 (FF) English Alt Text: A monochrome photograph showcases a surreal sculpture of two male figures in motion. One figure is airborne, leaping above the other, who stands below with arms extended. Both figures have their faces obscured by cloth or metallic material, adding mystery and anonymity. Their bodies are muscular and stylized, frozen in a moment of dynamic interaction. The sculpture suggests themes of transformation, struggle, or transcendence. In the background, a modern b…
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-19 23:44:04

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #The6MixWithMaryAnneHobbs
Surreal Sessions & Karen Nyame KG:
🎵 What You Do To Me
#SurrealSessions #KarenNyameKG
#newRelease 🆕 album
surrealsessions.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/6kNf6FD