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@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-31 15:43:57

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
#PaloAlto #CyberArk

-> huh palo stock is down today. <- was overvalued anyway -> and when you blow $20 billion investors will get....grumpy -> I think cyberark is a good product. However, PA will purchase them fail to integrate -> them successfully into their product stack, make the product shittier and charge -> more for it <- that's the consensus of my team as well. <- We're in the midst of a Cyberark roll out. -> Not to mention they will rename it to be something like cortex donkey fuck or something <- Cortex…
@fraca7@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-02 12:54:44

Ah something tells me Japan Expo starts this week
#manga

Stack of manga I bought this week (which is not even finished) Helck 10 Ruridragon 1 Frieren 14 Bibliophile Princess 9 Kindergarten Wars 9 The Last Elf 2 Sounds of Life 18 La servante de l'Empereur 3 Le palais des assassins 6 Silent Witch 1 Sakamoto Days 18 Kaguya-sama 27 Yamada-kun lvl 999 7 Oshi no Ko 15 Witch Watch 12 Man-ken 6 Le bleu du magicien 9 Erio & the electric doll 2 She wasn't a guy 3 Trigun Maximum 1
@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-08-17 00:30:02

City Features V 🌆
城市特征 V 🌆
📷 Nikon FE
🎞️Ilford FP4 Plus, expired 1994
buy me ☕️ ?/请我喝杯☕️？
#filmphotography

Ilford FP4 Plus 125 (FF) English Alt Text: A black and white image showing a stack of sandbags placed on a wooden pallet behind a metal railing. Part of a car and other urban structures are visible in the background. 中文替代文字： 一张黑白照片，画面显示一堆沙袋堆放在木托盘上，位于金属栏杆后方。背景中可见部分汽车和其他城市结构。
Ilford FP4 Plus 125 (FF) English Alt Text: A black and white urban scene featuring a large concrete pillar supporting an overpass. Two surveillance cameras are mounted above. A car speeds past in the foreground, appearing blurred due to motion. Behind it are trees, a pedestrian bridge, parked cars, and a fence. 中文替代文字： 一张黑白城市照片，画面中心是一根支撑高架桥的大型混凝土柱。上方安装了两个监控摄像头。前景中一辆汽车快速驶过，因运动而模糊。背景中有树木、人行天桥、停放的车辆和栅栏。
Ilford FP4 Plus 125 (FF) English Alt Text: A black and white photo of a street-side bus stop partially obscured by a twisted tree trunk in the foreground. People wait at the stop, one holding a phone. The bus stop sign reads “望京桥东” (Wangjing Qiaodong) and lists route 921. Cars, traffic lights, and distant buildings suggest an urban setting. 中文替代文字： 一张黑白照片，画面中前景是一棵扭曲的树干，部分遮挡了街边公交车站。几位乘客在候车，其中一人拿着手机。公交站牌上写着“望京桥东”，列出了921路公交。背景中有汽车、红绿灯和远处的建筑，呈现出城市环境。
Ilford FP4 Plus 125 (FF) English Alt Text: A black and white photo taken from outside a vehicle, likely a bus or train, showing passengers inside. Reflected Chinese text overlays the window, partially obscuring the view. One person wearing a cap and mask is seated in the foreground, while another figure is visible in the dimly lit background. The interplay of shadows and reflections creates a layered, mysterious atmosphere. 中文替代文字： 一张黑白照片，从车外拍摄，画面显示车内乘客，可能是公交车或地铁。窗户上反射出中文文字，部分遮挡了视线。前景中一位戴帽子和口罩…
@keithjgrant@front-end.social
2025-08-26 02:51:33

All my best kitchen purchases have been at restaurant supply stores. Forget colorful overpriced Martha Stewart bowls, give me the $2.79 little metal bowls that stack twelve deep in less than six inches any day.

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-06-20 13:29:51

Just set up an instance of Uptime Kuma out of spite because Uptime Robot want to quadruple their prices.
1) It's really good! I like it!
2) I know you all hate the LLMs, but compared to having to read and understand the entire fucking Linux network stack all the way to the bottom in order to make a simple change, having Microsoft Co-pilot on hand to walk me through it made it take a couple of hours instead of several days.

@emd@cosocial.ca
2025-08-10 01:03:43

Or even early 50s!
fosstodon.org/@saramg/11053365

SaraMG 🏳️‍🌈 :bisexual_flag: (@saramg@fosstodon.org)
Hiring a software engineer in their late 40s: Pros: * Understands your stack better than you do after glancing through the repo for five minutes. * Will rewrite said stack 2x as fast, and half as buggy if you let them. Cons: * Gives zero fucks. * Knows we're not *really* like family here. * No, seriously, absolutely zero fucks given. Do not cite the deep magic to me, product manager, I was there when it was written.