Tootfinder

Incel CS lecturer at Waterloo
"I, the author of this paper, was born in 1993"
[several pages later]
"This trend can easily be observed in online chat rooms"
1. Trends cannot be "easily observed".
2. That's not a citation, simply an anecdote.
3. MY DUDE, I was in "online chat rooms" while you were a toddler. You, my most naive incel waif, are in a goddamn Discord room or some bullshit, this isn't fucking CompuServe or the Red Dragon Inn on AOL. (if you refer to Reuters as Usenet next, I will pull this cat over)
#IncelShaming

At the hospital ER today some angry dude walked out of the waiting room and up to the nurse at the triage desk:
“I've been here for 25 minutes! How long is this going to take? ____ is not feeling any better!!”.
The nurse, who was very nicely helping us check in, and had helped the dozen or so others there, turned off the smile and just looked at him... dead pan stare… and said.
"Yes?”
Angry-dude said some other stuff, then turned around and went back to the w…

@… truth or fiction - this arizona home inspector dude: https://www.youtube.com/@cyfyhomeinspections/shorts
are they actually showing it like it is?

There are a surprising number of #OSS things that I have procrastinated learning more about (technically) long enough that their communities/leaders’ behavior has made it entirely unnecessary. https://toot.cat/@endocrimes/112237…

If anyone ever nailed it, then it is this dude.
Found via @…

There is a dude on the bus rn with the most massive, fully teased, half metre in diameter 'fro hair. As a mostly bald guy, not entirely by choice, I am perhaps naturally interested in people with a full head of hair but I don't wish for hair..I'm very comfortable in my own skin. I think in this case though, I may be fascinated out of semi-subconcious envy. 😆
#buslife

Some dude called claiming to be from CBP which in retrospect sounds like a scam... I didn't give him any information except confirming my address which he already knew, and saying I'm not familiar with another address that he named. Is there anything a scammer can do with this information?

Holy shit I didn’t know about this guy. What an asshole. How does he still have a job? https://famichiki.jp/@stopthatgirl7/112381161972560860

This is written by ChadGPT. A new service by The Blaze.
“Ya, brah!! I got totally smashed last night at the rager!! So much beer pong. Even made out with a guy but it was no homo as we were just kissing. maybe I touched his hammer..
Dude, I totally love boobs, but I was smashed yo. Anyway I’m off to go chug an entire Taco Bell crave box before heading to the library to look up the National Geographics.”

So I posted a direct link to an article (I just searched for a site that had a copy of the CNN article that wasn’t VIA Apple News which not everyone has access to.
I think he thinks that’s “stealing it”!?! LOL
It’s a CNN article, my dude. Here’s the actual CNN link for good measure rather than stealing via Apple (I know, Apple pays to distribute these articles, so I’m just mocking him at this point.)

Jeff Lawson's Global Tetrahedron plans membership tiers for the Onion and doesn't plan to put up a hard paywall as it moves away from G/O's ad-focused approach (Steven Levy/Wired)
https://www.wired.com/story/plaintext-give-this-r…

Ricky is the funniest cripple out there (besides Crip Daddy Donnie, RIP)
He makes me laugh every time.
I love this dude.
https://x.com/rickyberwick/status/1787574758193651759?s=61

Ricky Berwick (@rickyberwick) on X
GOTTA GO FAST

Dain Bramage – “I Scream Not Coming Down” (1986)
Bob Fartblossom, aka Bob Durkee, was a kind of local underground celeb where I grew up. After putting out releases from his own band (Pillsbury Hardcore) he started his own label and put out bands like Justice League, Three Day Stubble, and Subculture. I’d buy pretty much anything on the label in the mid to late 80s.
This has become a bit of a novelty item since it’s Dave Grohl’s first band.
Comes with glossy fold-out inser…

#ListeningClub Patiently waiting for this dude to sing “When Love Comes to Town”.

Dude, literally the only violence of any kind at these protests is when militarized police marches in and tear-gasses, pepper-sprays and brutalizes students and faculty at their own universities

New TUFF GUAC record 'Swanky Love' up for preorder! Comes out in less than a month (Mar 22).
Last year I raved about MOAR, this dude's other band. Tuff Guac is similar but kinda more chill in spots and western-y? Which is wild, because he's Belgian 😂
I may have previously mentioned the first single, "Mr Fear". This second single is "I'm Not a Man" and it's great. Big AOTY vibes from Rafael's stuff (always). Psyched to hear the wh…

Disappointed in #SBF sentencing duration. With good behavior this dude will be out in early 50s? in some ways a prime age to start another business. This is a near guarantee of a repeat offender status coming up. Happened throughout history over and over again.

Seriously? After all this time, you think his supporters give a shit about him being a “would be despot”? Shit dude - they WANT him to be a *full fledged* despot! 🤦🏼‍♂️ https://mastodonapp.uk/@MrInappropriate/112333623135294085

What happened in Baltimore to that bridge is a DEI thing? Like, I don't even know how anyone's brain (MAGA or otherwise) could even go from:
1. huge container ship loses power, collides with bridge
to
2. city mayor, who happens to be a young man of color, clearly this is all his fault?
Yes, if the city had had a more experienced white dude, totes wouldn't have happened.

🤣😂🤣
Let‘s all join the queer fat club.
🤣
This dude gets the April Fools medal 🎖️
https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1774464602065322294?s=61

Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) on X
Give this guy a medal! 😂

May I never ever ever be the kind of guy who Ed Zitron gets a hate on for
https://www.wheresyoured.at/the-men-who-killed-google/
Just a devastating career-long rundown of the dude who drove Google search into the ground, and some of the people on whose neck…

The Man Who Killed Google Search
This is the story of how Google Search died, and the people responsible for killing it. The story begins on February 5th 2019, when Ben Gomes, Google’s head of search, had a problem. Jerry Dischler, then the VP and General Manager of Ads at Google, and Shiv Venkataraman, then

🤣😂🤣
Let‘s all join the queer fat club.
🤣
This dude gets the April Fools medal 🎖️
https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1774464602065322294?s=61

Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) on X
Give this guy a medal! 😂

Disappointed in #SBF sentencing duration. With good behavior this dude will be out in early 50s? in some ways a prime age to start another business. This is a near guarantee of a repeat offender status coming up. Happened throughout history over and over again.

Doorbell just rang, I open up and there's this older dude standing there. He blurts out in very broken German: "There used to be a massage salon here, I'm in the right place right?"
It takes me a bit to understand him, but when I do, I laughingly say "what? massage here?" and he laughs back and leaves.
I'm so confused, I've lived here since pre-plague...

Also the latest webex version insisted on posting some new “You have a meeting” notification and I’m like, dude, I know, there’s this thing called Calendar that does this much better than you do.

You people know James Fridman, right? The dude that has been making photoshop touchups that are always exactly what people ask, even if they don't think they are? For ages now?
OK.
He's on video now. With Taylor Tomlinson.
Somehow the YT gods thought I might like to see this. Thanks YT gods. I did.
#video

This dude did some real good homework.
NoAgenda used to do analysis' like that.
Watch this
https://x.com/sassafrass_84/status/1773021921778471013?s=61

Sassafrass84 (@Sassafrass_84) on X
Boom. Connect the dots. How much has Maersk donated to the politicians? They're supposed to have insurance, and yet this is one more way to squeeze the American taxpayer.

Fallout Series potential spoilers.
This dude just wiped his dick on the fucking curtains...🤦‍♂️
#FalloutTV #FalloutOnPrime #Fallout

Just sharing this very nice post about Jordan Morris and a young Philadelphia Union fan after Saturday’s rainout match.
#Sounders :sounders: #MLS :mls:

I have another one for #TuneTuesday and #SameTitleDifferentSong. This one often comes to mind for me, too. The third one is missing the 'ing' but I'm still counting it, especially since Dave played for Tom and they were friends. I love the SHIT outta all THREE of these songs.
"Le…

Been a while since there’s been a superb WTF from the Orange Sloppers.
“At this point, to me the Democrats seem more racist than the Republicans.”
My dude, please.

This account, one of those automated feeds from Twitter, has a ton of clips from Trump's ego rally yesterday and the dude is just out of his mind wtf 🤯
#politics
👇
@…

Who is this „Social Media“ dude who likes this Doctor dude?
I have never met a single person IRL who would say such a thing.
This is nuts and 1000% a lie and all bees shall descend on this asshole doctor and sting the shit out of it.

Not to argue with the dude, but he’s massively overthought the problem. In the real world, letting anyone from anywhere to log in via SSH if they have a correct username password or crypto key isn’t a common operational need. By default, packets to port 22 should be ignored or externally excluded.
The universe of legitimate users’ client IPs for most SSH-able hosts is minuscule in network terms. Worst case scenario: allow-list by ASN. Or /8.

Rob Ricci (@ricci@discuss.systems)
Attached: 1 image Hey! Let's talk about #SSH and #security! If you've ever looked at SSH server logs you know what I'm about to say: Any SSH server connected to the public Internet is getting bombarded by constant attempts to log in. Not just a few of them. A *lot* of them. Sometimes even dozens per second. And this problem is not going away; it is, in fact, getting worse. And attackers' behavior is changing. The graph attached to this post shows the number of attempted SSH logins per day to…

NFC Notes: Jimmy Garoppolo, Justin Jones, Bilal Nichols, Cardinals, Rams, Seahawks https://www.yardbarker.com/nfl/articles/nfc_notes_jimmy_garoppolo_justin_jones_bilal_nichols_cardinals_rams_seahawks/…

NFC Notes: Jimmy Garoppolo, Justin Jones, Bilal Nichols, Cardinals, Rams, Seahawks
New Cardinals DL Justin Jones and DL Bilal Nichols both played large roles with their former teams a year ago, and they are looking to overhaul a position group that struggled immensely in 2023. “I take great pride in that,” Nichols said about availability, via Howard Balzer of the Cards Wire. “One thing those guys were, they’re tough. When I got in the league, I understood that. If you want to be a dude in this league and you want to earn the respect of your teammates, your coaches, yo…

I once liked this dude, but this is unforgivable.
Rekieta will drink himself to death
WTF
https://youtu.be/1OVPmtkcatQ?si=sLbUsZDVcEH8DwT0

Wanna know exactly how idiotic is the latest idiocy coming out of the chechen dictatorship? Check out this #video from Adam Neely. Dude knows his #music stuff. The chechens don't, laughably so. And I laughed my ass out, almost literally.
Almost.

My dude Bart playing Alien Shooter on his Dosgamert channel inspired me to grab the two free mobile versions. They look promising. It's in my Steam library too and I need to try that version. It looks killer, though. Any of you tried this one?
Bart's video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3XInBbyK

Been a while since there’s been a superb WTF from the Orange Sloppers.
“At this point, to me the Democrats seem more racist than the Republicans.”
My dude, please.

Have you ever heard of Harry Mack ?
Me neither but his probably the best freestyle rapper i have ever seen and heard.
Holy smoke is this dude a star !
https://x.com/austen/status/1781542297236336716?s=61

Austen Allred (@Austen) on X
This is one of the craziest videos I’ve ever seen. Harry Mack is incredible.

This Flint dude has not even the balls to look at Graham.
Pretty sad showing
https://youtu.be/-DL1_EMIw6w?si=rLECfxAGAvGjJhUD

Story in 2 parts.
If you are Home owner and part of a HOA neighborhood, be warned. They don’t like parcel on the front porch and this dude is their „sheriff“
Part 1
https://x.com/llandoniffirg/status/1781447065467285811?s=61

LAnDo NIFFIRG™️🇨🇦 (@llandoniffirg) on X
@FormerFetusYup https://t.co/IMVnRE2oZi

This dude was doing Anime marathon streams on Twitch and thought that was a good idea.... 🤦‍♂️
#Twitch #Streamer #Streaming #TwitchStreaming #Anime

They are never sending their best.
This Ian dude seems to fit the retarded spokes hole squad perfectly.
Amazing
https://youtu.be/FUPHzYXSNT4?si=ONJk8qyws3jr7CeN

@… didn‘t you talked about a chicken coop that can move around your property?
This dude built a very nice version.
I personally would use bigger wheels but it’s pretty neat.
https://