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In the days before the surprise U.S. attack on Iran, Politico reported that
one man in the Defense Department was having an outsized say on Washington’s Iran strategy:
Erik Kurilla, the hawkish U.S. Central Command leader known as “The Gorilla.”
“He’s a big dude, he’s jacked, he’s exactly this ‘lethality’ look they’re going for,” said an anonymous former official.
So long as military advisors “come across as tough and warfighters,”
the source added, Defense S…

@jake4480@c.im
2025-08-29 18:00:31

How in the hell have I never heard of Barbarians of California before today.
youtube.com/watch?v=P10yandR_VI
and this one has the dude from Snapcase

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-06-28 01:03:34

So this is a recent photo of #LiverKing, some weirdo who’s challenged #JoeRogan to a fight to the death for some reason.
Dude’s got issues.

Photo of LiverKing, some weirdo who’s challenged apparently eats a lot of liver. White dude with long dark hair and long beard, wearing gray shorts and some kind of harness thing over his bare shoulders, no shirt. Grotesquely muscular arms and shoulders, maybe a hunched back. Mouth-breather. A gray gimme cap on his head, backwards. Pot belly. Dude’s got issues.
@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-06-24 09:39:49

Subtooting since people in the original thread wanted it to be over, but selfishly tagging @… and @… whose opinions I value...
I think that saying "we are not a supply chain" is exactly what open-source maintainers should be doing right now in response to "open source supply chain security" threads.
I can't claim to be an expert and don't maintain any important FOSS stuff, but I do release almost all of my code under open licenses, and I do use many open source libraries, and I have felt the pain of needing to replace an unmaintained library.
There's a certain small-to-mid-scale class of program, including many open-source libraries, which can be built/maintained by a single person, and which to my mind best operate on a "snake growth" model: incremental changes/fixes, punctuated by periodic "skin-shedding" phases where make rewrites or version updates happen. These projects aren't immortal either: as the whole tech landscape around them changes, they become unnecessary and/or people lose interest, so they go unmaintained and eventually break. Each time one of their dependencies breaks (or has a skin-shedding moment) there's a higher probability that they break or shed too, as maintenance needs shoot up at these junctures. Unless you're a company trying to make money from a single long-lived app, it's actually okay that software churns like this, and if you're a company trying to make money, your priorities absolutely should not factor into any decisions people making FOSS software make: we're trying (and to a huge extent succeeding) to make a better world (and/or just have fun with our own hobbies share that fun with others) that leaves behind the corrosive & planet-destroying plague which is capitalism, and you're trying to personally enrich yourself by embracing that plague. The fact that capitalism is *evil* is not an incidental thing in this discussion.
To make an imperfect analogy, imagine that the peasants of some domain have set up a really-free-market, where they provide each other with free stuff to help each other survive, sometimes doing some barter perhaps but mostly just everyone bringing their surplus. Now imagine the lord of the domain, who is the source of these peasants' immiseration, goes to this market secretly & takes some berries, which he uses as one ingredient in delicious tarts that he then sells for profit. But then the berry-bringer stops showing up to the free market, or starts bringing a different kind of fruit, or even ends up bringing rotten berries by accident. And the lord complains "I have a supply chain problem!" Like, fuck off dude! Your problem is that you *didn't* want to build a supply chain and instead thought you would build your profit-focused business in other people's free stuff. If you were paying the berry-picker, you'd have a supply chain problem, but you weren't, so you really have an "I want more free stuff" problem when you can't be arsed to give away your own stuff for free.
There can be all sorts of problems in the really-free-market, like maybe not enough people bring socks, so the peasants who can't afford socks are going barefoot, and having foot problems, and the peasants put their heads together and see if they can convince someone to start bringing socks, and maybe they can't and things are a bit sad, but the really-free-market was never supposed to solve everyone's problems 100% when they're all still being squeezed dry by their taxes: until they are able to get free of the lord & start building a lovely anarchist society, the really-free-market is a best-effort kind of deal that aims to make things better, and sometimes will fall short. When it becomes the main way goods in society are distributed, and when the people who contribute aren't constantly drained by the feudal yoke, at that point the availability of particular goods is a real problem that needs to be solved, but at that point, it's also much easier to solve. And at *no* point does someone coming into the market to take stuff only to turn around and sell it deserve anything from the market or those contributing to it. They are not a supply chain. They're trying to help each other out, but even then they're doing so freely and without obligation. They might discuss amongst themselves how to better coordinate their mutual aid, but they're not going to end up forcing anyone to bring anything or even expecting that a certain person contribute a certain amount, since the whole point is that the thing is voluntary & free, and they've all got changing life circumstances that affect their contributions. Celebrate whatever shows up at the market, express your desire for things that would be useful, but don't impose a burden on anyone else to bring a specific thing, because otherwise it's fair for them to oppose such a burden on you, and now you two are doing your own barter thing that's outside the parameters of the really-free-market.

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2025-06-20 16:37:04

Bo Burnham once said:
“Why do you rich fucking white people Insist on seeing every socio-political conflict through the myopic lens of your own self-actualization? This isn't about you. So either get with it, or get out of the fucking way”

A picture of a white man smiling into the camera reading “Hi! I'm a white dude who likes to play Devil's Advocate, because other people's struggles are theoretical to me. It's fun to debate their right to equality. While we're here, I would like to centre my voice and perspectives about a cause that means nothing to me! I'm here to take up all the oxygen in the room and exhaust people who are trying to fight against injustice so that we can maintain the status quo, which serves me. I have no in…
@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2025-06-24 21:20:12

there’s a statue of Lady Margaret Beaufort in St John’s College which depicts her holding a model of the college’s great gate
and she’s standing on top of this crouching bearded dude, wtf
who was he and why is she standing on him?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Mar

a stone sculpture standing in front of a wall between columns
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-06-23 03:09:09

How the heck does this only have 304k views?
Dude does a tight 5 & also proposes to his girl? DAYM.
▶️ German Proposes to Jewish Girlfriend on Stage | Mario Adrion | Standup C...
youtube.com/watch?v=DBr-r-ZnRR

@trochee@dair-community.social
2025-07-17 04:34:45

Of course Mamdani is a Wu Tang fan
One has no choice but to stan
mastodon.social/@ErickaSimone/

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-07-21 01:50:28

Epstein shit and adjacent, Rural America, Poverty, Abuse
Everyone who's not a pedophile thinks pedophiles are bad, but there's this special obsessed hatred you'll find among poor rural Americans. The whole QAnon/Epstein obsession may not really make sense to folks raised in cities. Like, why do these people think *so much* about pedophiles? Why do they think that everyone in power is a pedophile? Why would the Pizzagate thing make sense to anyone? What is this unhinged shit? A lot of folks (who aren't anarchists) might be inclined to ask "why can't these people just let the cops take care of it?"
I was watching Legal Eagle's run down on the Trump Epstein thing earlier today and I woke up thinking about something I don't know if I've ever talked about. Now that I'm not in the US, I'm not at any risk of talking about it. I don't know how much I would have been before, but that's not something I'm gonna dig into right now. So let me tell you a story that might explain a few things.
I'm like 16, maybe 17. I have my license, so this girl I was dating/not dating/just friends with/whatever would regularly convince me to drive her and her friends around. I think she's like 15 at the time. Her friends are younger than her.
She tells me that there's a party we can go to where they have beer. She was told to invite her friends, so I can come too. We're going to pick her friends up (we regularly fill the VW Golf well beyond the legal limit and drive places) and head to the party.
So I take these girls, at least is 13 years old, down to this party. I'm already a bit sketched out bringing a 13 year old to a party. We drive out for a while. It's in the country. We drive down a long dark road. Three are some barrel fires and a shack. This is all a bit strange, but not too abnormal for this area. We're a little ways outside of a place called Mill City (in Oregon).
We park and walk towards the shack. This dude who looks like a rat comes up and offers us beer. He laughs and talks to the girl who invited me, "What's he doing here? You're supposed to bring your girl friends." She's like, "He's our ride." I don't remember if he offered me a beer or not.
We go over to this shed and everyone starts smoking, except me because I didn't smoke until I turned 18. The other girls start talking about the rat face dude, who's wandered over by the fire with some other guys. They're mainly teasing one of the 13 year old girls about having sex with him a bunch of times. They say he's like, 32 or something. The other girls joke about him only having sex with 13 year olds because he's too ugly to have sex with anyone closer to his own age.
Somewhere along the line it comes out that he's a cop. I never forgot that, it's absolutely seared in to my memory. I can picture his face perfectly still, decades later, and them talking about how he's a deputy, he was in his 30's, and he was having sex with a 13 year old girl. I was the only boy there, but there were a few older men. This was a chunk of the good ol' boys club of the town. I think there were a couple of cops besides the one deputy, and a judge or the mayor or some kind of big local VIP.
I kept trying to get my friend to leave, but she wanted to stay. Turns out under age drinking with cops seems like a great deal if you're a kid because you know you won't get busted. I left alone, creeped the fuck out.
I was told later that I wasn't invited and that I couldn't talk about it, I've always been good at compartmentalization, so I never did.
Decades later it occurred to me what was actually happening. I'm pretty sure that cop was giving meth he'd seized as evidence to these kids. This wasn't some one-off thing. It was regular. Who knows how many decades it went on after I left, or how many decades it had been going on before I found out. I knew this type of thing had happened at least a few times before because that's how that 13 year old girl and that 32 year old cop had hooked up in the first place.
Hearing about Epstein's MO, targeting these teenage girls from fucked up backgrounds, it's right there for me. I wouldn't be surprised if they were involved in sex trafficking of minors or some shit like that... but who would you call if you found out? Half the sheriff's department was there and the other half would cover for them.
You live in the city and shit like that doesn't happen, or at least you don't think it happens. But rural poor folks have this intuition about power and abuse. It's right there and you know it.
Trump is such a familiar character for me, because he's exactly that small town mayor or sheriff. He'll will talk about being tough on crime and hunting down pedophiles, while hanging out at a party that exists so people can fuck 8th graders.
The problem with the whole thing is that rural folks will never break the cognitive dissonance between "kill the peods" and "back the blue." They'll never go kill those cops. No, the pedos must be somewhere else. It must be the elites. It must be outsiders. It can't be the cops and good ol' boys everyone respects. It can't be the mayor who rigs the election to win every time. It can't be the "good upstanding" sheriff. Nah, it's the Clintons.
To be fair, it's probably also the Clitnons, a bunch of other politicians, billionaires, etc. Epstein was exactly who everyone thought he was, and he didn't get away with it for so long without a whole lot of really powerful help.
There are still powerful people who got away with involvement with #Epstein. #Trump is one of them, but I don't really believe that he's the only one.
#USPol #ACAB

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-18 12:03:49

WR Dont'e Thornton Jr., Raiders' 'Al Davis pick' of 2025 draft, turned heads this spring nytimes.com/athletic/6430880/2

@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2025-06-22 23:54:51

I hope all the folks who thought Turnip would keep the USA out of foreign wars are happy with their choice today.
The dude admitted real-time he felt no immediate urgency to act upon Iran. This is an undeclared act of war. Where is Congress?
#USPol #POTUS47

@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-08-23 16:14:20

#Purge of career US Govt officials continues unabated as alcoholic dude with #Nazi tattoos from #FauxNews does dirty bidding of angry failed NJ casino operator.
This week at behest of

Cartoon of Drumpf & Hegseth attempting to bomb and destroy free speech
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-07-17 14:18:50

@… FWIW When my wife gave birth, the hospital clearly stated that they had a 2 person maximum in the room. So even if the wife gave in, this dude probably just can’t get what he wants, and needs to deal with that.

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-07-12 20:38:23

You and me both, dude.
Excerpt from "A Talk with Philip Glass," Musicworks : No. 13 (Fall 1980), canadiana.ca/view/mw.00001_13/9

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P: I woke up this morning and I couldn't remember what city I was in. I kept on thinking I was in Minneapolis.

Love this video. But I’ve got a problem with this dude thinking his vote for Trump didn’t play any part in this problem.
bsky.app/profile/cwebbonline.c

@arXiv_csHC_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-08 12:28:30

Dude, where's my utterance? Evaluating the effects of automatic segmentation and transcription on CPS detection
Videep Venkatesha, Mariah Bradford, Nathaniel Blanchard
arxiv.org/abs/2507.04454

@hey@social.nowicki.io
2025-07-12 09:17:46

While Poland, UK and USA have "auditors" who are filming in public to provoke people doing illegal things like cops forbidding them doing legal stuff, Germany has the Anzeigemeister - dude who's taking pictures of illegally parked cars so he can send them to police.
This country is not the same as others.

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-16 15:44:18

'this is a great dude' #shorts youtube.com/shorts/bgFrECx6yC8