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@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-11-20 22:27:26

After #Trump finally crashes and burns (I'm still saying I don't think he makes it to the mid terms, and I think it's more than possible he won't make it to the end of the year) we'll hear a lot of people say, "the system worked!" Today people are already talking about "saving democracy" by fighting back. This will become a big rally cry to vote (for Democrats, specifically), and the complete failure of the system will be held up as the best evidence for even greater investment in it.
I just want to point out that American democracy gave nuclear weapons to a pedophile, who, before being elected was already a well known sexual predator, and who made the campaign promise to commit genocide. He then preceded to commit genocide. And like, I don't care that he's "only" kidnaped and disappeared a few thousand brown people. That's still genocide. Even if you don't kill every member of a targeted group, any attempt to do so is still "committing genocide." Trump said he would commit genocide, then he hired all the "let's go do a race war" guys he could find and *paid* them to go do a race war. And, even now as this deranged monster is crashing out, he is still authorized to use the world's largest nuclear arsenal.
He committed genocide during his first term when his administration separated migrant parents and children, then adopted those children out to other parents. That's technically genocide. The point was to destroy the very people been sending right wing terror squads after.
There was a peaceful hand over of power to a known Russian asset *twice*, and the second time he'd already committed *at least one* act of genocide *and* destroyed cultural heritage sites (oh yeah, he also destroyed indigenous grave sites, in case you forgot, during his first term).
All of this was allowed because the system is set up to protect exactly these types of people, because *exactly* these types of people are *the entire power structure*.
Going back to that system means going back to exactly the system that gave nuclear weapons to a pedophile *TWICE*.
I'm already seeing the attempts to pull people back, the congratulations as we enter the final phase, the belief that getting Trump out will let us all get back to normal. Normal. The normal that lead here in the first place. I can already see the brunch reservations being made. When Trump is over, we will be told we won. We will be told that it's time to go back to sleep.
When they tell you everything worked, everything is better, that we can stop because we won, tell them "fuck you! Never again means never again." Destroy every system that ever gave these people power, that ever protected them from consequences, that ever let them hide what they were doing.
These democrats funded a genocide abroad and laid the groundwork for genocide at home. They protected these predators, for years. The whole power structure is guilty. As these files implicate so many powerful people, they're trying to shove everything back in the box. After all the suffering, after we've finally made it clear that we are the once with the power, only now they're willing to sacrifice Trump to calm us all down.
No, that's a good start but it can't be the end.
Winning can't be enough to quench that rage. Keep it burning. When this is over, let victory fan that anger until every institution that made this possible lies in ashes. Burn it all down and salt the earth. Taking down Trump is a great start, but it's not time to give up until this isn't possible again.
#USPol

@mariyadelano@hachyderm.io
2025-10-20 20:41:14

I’ve worked over the past year to reduce the amount of noise in my consciousness on a daily basis.
By that I mean - information noise, not literal sounds “noise”. (That problem was solved long ago by some good earplugs and noise canceling earphones.)
I’ve gotten used to spending less time on social media, regularly blocking most apps on my devices (anything with a feed news, most work communication apps, etc.), putting my phone and other devices aside for extended periods of time. Often go to work places with my iPad explicitly having its WiFi turned off and selecting cafes that don’t offer WiFi at all.
Negotiated better boundaries at work and in personal life where I exchange messages with people less often but try to make those interactions more meaningful, and people rarely expect me to respond to requests in less than 24 hours. Spent a lot of time setting up custom notification settings on all apps that would allow it, so I get fewer pings. With software, choosing fewer cloud-based options and using tools that are simple and require as few interruptions as possible.
Accustomed myself to lower-tech versions of doing things I like to do: reading on paper, writing by hand, drawing in physical sketchbooks, got a typewriter for typing without a screen. Choosing to call people on audio more, trying to make more of an effort to see people in person. Going to museums to look at art instead of browsing Pinterest. Defaulting to the library when looking for information.
I’m commenting on this now for two reasons:
1. I am pretty proud of myself for how much I’ve actually managed to reduce the constant stream of modern life esp. as a remote worker in tech!
2. Now that I’ve reached a breaking point of reducing enough noise that it’s NOTICEABLE - I am struck by the silence. I don’t know what to do with it. I don’t know how to navigate it and fill it. I made this space to be able to read and write and think more deeply - for now I feel stuck in limbo where I’m just reacquainting myself with the concept of having any space in my mind at all.

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-12-20 20:40:55

Holy crap #soundcloud I don't know how a #website can be more off-putting.
I just wanted to listen to a music clip.

A screenclip of a browser open to soundcloud.com. Except the view of the actual music clip is nearly completely obscured by 3 things which have taken modal focus away from the music clip and must be dismissed before listening:

- a browser popup from Vivaldi which has detected that "hey its a website I can use your cached credentials for <some OTHER service like my gmail> to log into this, do you want me to log into this do ya do ya i can totally do that hey spike are you listening hey spike …

We might think of the 1963 March on Washington when we talk about organizing and civic change
-- but smaller networks are equally important.
Find many small groups of people you trust,
as small as 2-5 other people.
Use encrypted communications,
like Signal.
Meet in person and break bread,
if you can, building trust slowly.
Be a bridge-builder between trusted colleagues, where appropriate.
Appreciate the beauty of all that can be achie…

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-12-20 14:23:38

Any mouse will do.
#caturday

A paw-print on the mousepad of a silver laptop with black keys.
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-20 18:05:59

What @… says is what a lot of us have been lamenting since the ICE invasion started. Shouldn’t local police protect citizens from ICE?? Why this hasn’t happened is a really good question. Factors to consider:
- “Obstructing a federal agent” is illegal, and local police / politicians feel constrained by that (even if the agents themselves don’t seem constrained by the actual law at all, only by what they think they can get away with)
- Police can in theory cite federal agents for e.g. traffic violations or illegal plate swapping after the fact, as long as they’re not “obstructing” the agents — but how do you cite a masked person with fake plates who refuses to give ID?
- Some police are visibly supportive of ICE, chumming it up with them and giving literal fist bumps; a nontrivial subset are outright closet Nazis. A lot of people don’t really see any need to go past “ACAB” as a full explanation for all of this — and certainly The ACAB Hypothesis is…um, not really being proved false right now in Minneapolis.
- I think some police quietly resent ICE for stepping on their turf, but that does not seem to have boiled up into actual confrontation in MSP. One police leader here painted it in early Dec as “some people want to instigate a confrontation between Minneapolis Police, and that’s not going to happen.” Police culture says that police should be a neutral party in a dispute between ICE and residents, and actually protecting residents would be taking sides. (Duh, yes, taking sides that way is your literal job, you dumbasses…but I digress.)
- Some police (especially leadership) really want to get on the community’s good side after the murder of George Floyd, and see this as an opportunity, but unfortunately this has materialized entirely as non-interventionist support: “We responded to a 911 call and help a distressed resident after her husband was abducted!” “We transported children left parentless on the streets by ICE safely back to their home!” “Our officers volunteered at the food shelf!” OK, nice, good for you buddy.
So yeah, I’m wondering this too, and am bitter about it. tilde.zone/@n1xnx/115928447564

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-11-20 14:44:16

It is cold in northern parts of the world. Studded tyres are awesome. If you do not have them, forgot to mount them or cannot afford to invest for your usage, I am here for you.
The number of times I have been caught out and unicycled on snow and ice is quite high. If I can do it, you can do it. Just take it easy! Oh and wear a helmet, even if you do not normally. That kind of a fall is exactly what they are for.

Cycling on regular/unstudded tyres

Riding on ice with normal tyres is entirely possible in much the same way that walking on ice is, so long as you are careful. The key is to avoid sudden movements, such as changes in direction and speed. With that in mind, here is a quick summary of some tips.


Cycle slower: This gives you more time to observe problems and means less harsh braking.
Keep it consistent: Try and keep your speed as consistent as possible. When you do need to stop, slow down very…
Looking down at a unicycle from the rider's perspective. There is a very light dusting of snow on the ground.
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-01-19 00:32:01

"Let's just…admit…if your wrists get in the way of ICE zip ties, if your lungs dare to breathe…our chemical weapons without written permission in advance, or if your body and face get in the way of ICE munitions, that was illegal of you. So if you're really honest with yourself, you deserved it and have no one to blame but yourself. People who follow laws don't get targeted by ICE, as being a target is a clear indication of criminality on the part of the target."

There can be no sarcasm on social media*, no level of piquancy. Because even if most people do get it, the 10% who don't will @ you to fucking death.
jfc
Add to that AMERICANS and fucking hell, don't even bother. You'll be muting convos for donkeys.
*by which I mean Mastodon, home of the zero entendre

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-20 11:06:22

“My friend, we are completely aligned on Syria. We can do great things in Iran. I don’t understand what you are doing in Greenland”
– Macron to Trump in private message
My friend, we should be fucking over Brown people together like we always do, I don’t understand why you are trying to fuck over white people.

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-10-20 13:41:03

There's a type of guy whose only contribution at work is sheer volume of outputs, whether or not they serve any purpose. #AI tools ask us, "what if everyone could be that guy?"
It turns out that the result is bad for everyone. Systems lose their ability to evaluate whether outputs are fit for purpose. Shared intent disappears.
Scaling up trash only makes more trash. Work tha…

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-10-20 19:16:08

I took my daughter to buy a car today. The dealership could not run credit report due to AWS outage. She called the bank, they could not approve a large transaction because of the AWS outage. We went to the DMV, they were able to get her a replacement car title, but also mentioned some systems were down. Back to the dealership where they could not do the credit application to buy the car.
In a completely unrelated note, I think I have some ideas for disrupting Capitalism...

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2025-11-20 19:05:58

By simply exposing an AI-friendly live camera view on the screen, The vOICe offers an API-less interface for "raw vision" through The vOICe visual-to-auditory sensory substitution and "semantic vision" through any AI scene description app that can do screen capture. #BCI #vision

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2026-01-19 16:56:35

Tell Mozilla what you want them to do (and don't get distracted by how they try to shape the AI discourse. Tell them in the text box to stop wasting money on stochastic parrots and how to somehow make them "ethical" or whatever.
mozillafoundation.tfaforms.net<…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-20 17:31:00

Do it for Trump: Treasury pushes businesses, wealthy people to contribute to 'Trump Accounts' (Brian Faler/Politico)
politico.com/news/2025/12/20/t
memeorandum.com/251220/p34#a25

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-11-20 14:50:52

Sunday Robotics unveils Memo, a fully autonomous home robot capable of tasks like making espresso and loading dishwashers, set to launch in beta in 2026 (Will Knight/Wired)
wired.com/story/memo-sunday-ro

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-10-20 18:04:26

Has anyone making this feature actually asked any accessibility experts and any disabled people if this is a good idea?
Because in practice this will give you terrible results, because AI can’t know what you intent do communicate with the image.
Even if it would give good results (it doesn’t and never will) and you’re too lazy to write alt text yourself, it would be better to do this on the receiving end where the disabled person could fine-tune generative alt text to their specific needs.
mastodon.social/@MonaApp/11540

@cdamian@rls.social
2026-01-19 13:40:10

Moving services to the EU
Like a lot of Europeans, I realise that the US isn't a reliable partner anymore.
I am just talking about myself here, and not my employer, or my family.
I do use a lot of services that are based in the US, and some I will probably not migrate in the near future.
But when I receive a bill, it is a good moment to consider if it is a candidate for migration.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-20 03:49:21

Eatman: Defense, that’s all you need to do dallascowboys.com/news/eatman-

@gfriend@mas.to
2026-01-19 18:40:49

Backbone test. 
(They have the votes; do they have the spine? Pressure from us helps strengthen theirs.)
"Senate Democrats alone can halt funding for ICE. So far, the Democratic leadership has not stepped up. Only enormous pressure from their constituents will force them to show any backbone."

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-20 04:03:38

Them: *holding a kitten* Do you want to see the rest of them in my unmarked van down that alley?
Me: Just who do you take me for!? Of course I want to see!!

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-11-20 00:00:46

Godot and iOS friends, been working on some GameCenter bindings, and this forced me to do some big upgrades to SwiftGodot.
I think what I have so far is nicer than Apple’s Unity plugin (api is about the same, but my glueing chops are more tasteful than theirs):
github.com/migueldeicaza/Godot

@jonippolito@digipres.club
2025-10-20 11:49:37

🗳️🇺🇸 Hey, Maine! 2 weeks from tomorrow (Nov 4) you’ve got a referendum that could shape elections for years. It may be an off-year but the outcome will sway every election from now on.
Bipartisan info at ballotpedia.org/wiki/index.php

"Do you want to change Maine election laws to eliminate two days of absentee voting, prohibit requests for absentee ballots by phone or family members, end ongoing absentee voter status for seniors and people with disabilities, ban prepaid postage on absentee ballot return envelopes, limit the number of drop boxes, require voters to show certain photo ID before voting, and make other changes to our elections?"

—Maine Question 1 on Tue November 4th
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-10-20 21:46:11

I, too, think some of the efforts of the CSSWG have gotten ahead of the use cases and I, too, think catching our breath would be good.
“Chris’ Corner: Stage 2”
blog.codepen.io/2025/10/20/chr

If we’re entering an era where CSS innovation slows down a little and we catch our breath with Stage 2 sorta features and figuring out what to do with these new features, I’m cool with that. Sorta like…
• We’ve got corner-shape, so what can we actually do with it?
• We’ve got @layer now, how do we actually get it into a project?
• We’ve got View Transitions now, maybe we actually need to scope them for variety of real-world situations.
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-20 12:00:02

As part of an ongoing effort to keep you, the Fortune reader, abreast of
the valuable information that daily crosses the USENET, Fortune presents:
News articles that answer *your* questions, #1:
Newsgroups: comp.sources.d
Subject: how do I run C code received from sources
Keywords: C sources
Distribution: na
I do not know how to run the C programs that are posted in the
sources newsgroup. I save the files, edit them to remove the
header…

@burger_jaap@mastodon.social
2025-11-19 08:31:49

Very glad to see our joint paper on smart tariffs and services in Europe now published!
What do these tariffs do, where are they emerging and what inputs do they use to optimise EV charging, heating and other household loads?
sciencedirect.com/science/arti

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-19 02:45:53

We need to start contemplating this. It’s not easy to picture; if it is easy, you’re doing it wrong. But we need to do it. We need to imagine this while we still have the capacity to imagine.
We need to make sure that there is, somewhere in this authoritarian noise, a red line whose crossing actually matters because we •make• it matter.
If enough people know where their red line is, and if enough people are prepared to take action if the regime crosses it, well, •that• helps Minnesota — and the whole world.
/end

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-11-18 12:11:51

This is a subtweet...
People who are not anti-capitalist sometimes wonder: "Why is there a monopoly on X life-critical thing?" (E.g., epipens, insulin, web search).
This one is really simple actually: because monopolies are more profitable than competition, and the foundation of capitalism is that capital = power.
Various societies have recognized the necropolitical outcomes of monopolies and have tried to erect barriers to monopoly; we all know that monopolies are bad, death-and-suffering-causing things. But since these societies mostly remain capitalist, they allow these barriers to be eroded by the power of capital (to do otherwise would be to repudiate capitalism because it puts a limit on the power of money). The barriers are ineffective, and the capital = power equation holds, and monopolies result and get to do their killing & maiming thing (remember: even things like social media monopolies that you wouldn't expect to pay for political assassinations like a mining company still profit from inciting genocides). *Sometimes* there are oligopolies instead of monopolies, but instances of really competitive markets are pretty rare for things that are widely sought-after.
The "government will manage the markets to prevent bad outcomes like monopolies" strategy has failed repeatedly, spectacularly, and almost universally. To actually prevent monopolies you need a population that no longer believes that money should equal power, it's that simple. Sadly, it's actually not that simple, since all of the alternatives which equate something else to power, like "the king" or "party loyalty as judged by the supreme leader" have the same problems or worse. The attitude you need to cultivate is "nobody should have power," which is hard because *all* of the power-systems we have constantly propagandize against this attitude in myriad ways. Still, in the future once we've broken free of this age where hierarchy is accepted, people will look back and wonder whether the historical records are even credible given how much needless death and suffering were endured with little resistance.
#anarchy #capitalism

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2025-11-19 18:23:54

@… @… I used to do this but then I started to wonder what happens to my site during rsync? Could a visitor see a broken site? What happens if I lose connectivity in the middle of a deploy? What happens if the deploy fails (for any number of reasons)? …

For everyone already sworn into this 119th Congress,
there was no excuse.
There is no excuse.
The refusal to act,
to even start to pound the drum for Trump's impeachment,
is an abdication of their own declared duty to the nation
and destructive in and of itself.

@kuba@toot.kuba-orlik.name
2026-01-18 08:37:12

„Prawa są do używania” to praktyczny i przystępny poradnik dla osób, które chcą mieć realny wpływ na decyzje podejmowane w swojej gminie
Od @…
siecobywa…

@jake4480@c.im
2025-10-20 13:57:22

Huge thanks to @… for helping me out with another Linux issue. Do we do Follow Mondays around here? Why not. I do what I want. 😂

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-12-19 06:21:33

Well, I think that's all of the bigger fires put out and I'm back to playing IT guy in the lab doing lots of overdue maintenance.
Of 43 real or virtualized systems, all but 7 are now on the latest OS release. One of the 7 is our home Minecraft server which hasn't been used for years and is still on debian 11 but I want to get it updated before it falls further into bitrot since I do want to play more in the future.

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-01-19 00:37:07

For Now.
There’s a glitch in the model here because Disney or whoever can easily mix original work with AI-created work in such a way that the amalgamated works are protected. AI isn’t copylefted: it doesn’t infect works that it is linked to. @…

@axbom@axbom.me
2026-01-19 06:14:48
”My argument is that the current structure of public conversation has the same effect on human cognition that a botnet has on a web server. It's simply exhausting you. And an exhausted mind defaults to heuristics and tribal allegiances, aka whatever position allows it to conserve the most cognitive energy.”

”What I do know is that the feeling of being overwhelmed, of never being able to keep up, of having strong opinions about everything and confident understanding of nothing, is n…
@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-11-17 08:52:05

The implications are interesting enough when we apply this to systems like capitalism or national governments, but there are other very interesting implications when applied to systems like race or gender.
Like, as a cis man the only way I can be free to express and explore my own masculinity is if the masculinity I participate in is one which allows anyone the freedom to leave. Then I have an obligation to recognize the validity of nom-masculine trans identity as a necessary component of my own. If I fail to do this, then I trap myself in masculinity and allow the system to control me rather than me to be a free participant in the system.
But if it's OK to escape but not enter, that's it's own restriction that constrains the freedom to leave. It creates a barrier that keeps people in by the fear that they cannot return. So in order for me to be free in my cis masculine identity, I must accept non-masculine trans identities as they are and accept detransitioning as also valid.
But I also need to accept trans-masc identities because restricting entry to my masculinity means non-consensually constraining other identities. If every group imposes an exclusion against others coming in, that, by default, makes it impossible to leave every other group. This is just a description of how national borders work to trap people within systems, even if a nation itself allows people to "freely" leave.
So then, a free masculinity is one which recognizes all configurations of trans identities as valid and welcomes, if not celebrates, people who transition as affirmations of the freedom of their own identity (even for those who never feel a reason to exercise that same freedom).
The most irritating type of white person may look at this and say, "oh, so then why can't I be <not white>?" Except that the critique of transratial identities has never been "that's not allowed" and has always been "this person didn't do the work." If that person did the work, they would understand that the question doesn't make sense based on how race is constructed. That person might understand that race, especially whiteness, is more fluid than they at first understood. They might realize that whiteness is often chosen at the exclusion of other racialized identities. They would, perhaps, realize that to actually align with any racialized identity, they would first have to understand the boot of whiteness on their neck, have to recognize the need to destroy this oppressive identity for their own future liberation. The best, perhaps only, way to do this would be to use the privilege afforded by that identity to destroy it, and in doing so would either destroy their own privilege or destroy the system of privilege. The must either become themselves completely ratialized or destroy the system of race itself such being "transracial" wouldn't really make sense anymore.
But that most annoying of white person would, of course, not do any such work. Nevertheless, one hopes that they may recognize the paradox that they are trapped by their white identity, forced forever by it to do the work of maintaining it. And such is true for all privileged identities, where privilege is only maintained through restrictions where these restrictions ultimately become walls that imprison both the privileged and the marginalized in a mutually reinforcing hell that can only be escaped by destroying the system of privilege itself.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-19 10:23:45

Series C, Episode 04 - Dawn of the Gods
AVON: We will do nothing to counter the force acting upon the Liberator. We then plot the Liberator's course on the main battle computer flight predictor to see exactly how she is behaving. Once we understand how the force is operating we may be some way toward defeating it.
TARRANT: Strange. The Liberator's following a curve. Traction beams produce straight-line motion. Zen, I want a prediction of the Liberator's course based …

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This image shows a man with a distinctive bowl-cut hairstyle wearing a dark green turtleneck sweater. The setting appears to be indoors with a muted, warm-toned background that's slightly out of focus. The lighting creates a dramatic atmosphere, emphasizing the subject's facial features and creating subtle shadows.

The actor Paul Darrow is performing in what appears to be a scene from a television production, likely from the late 1970s or early 1980s …

Just re-watched tv series #TheExpanse (yes, I've read the books) and the last scene always kills me.
The Rocinante with that backdrop. I'm not saying it's as utopian as Trek but at least it's hopeful.
I hope humanity makes it. Looking around at now, I doubt we will.
But I hope we do.

@gwire@mastodon.social
2025-10-20 10:48:16

I like to check the Register comments for something that usually boils down to "I did this thing on my own without a problem, so why can't a massive organisation do something I consider to be analogous?"
A new classic of the genre:

Anonymous comment:

Building cross region resiliency is fairly easy

So why don't AWS do it themselves?

To be clear, this isn't a refutation of cloud as a solution, so all the snarky " It's just someone else's computer" comments merely show ignorance. It's a sign that well architected systems are necessary wherever they're hosted.
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-19 14:52:19

One Thing the Raiders Must Do When They Draft a QB si.com/nfl/raiders/onsi/las-ve

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-12-18 22:13:21

Good website #uber guys...
I needed to update my password. Then I couldn't go back (yes yes, outside of my browser's back button)

The "Manage your profile" page of the Uber service. There is no link to return to the main page of one's uber account (showing rides taken etc.), and since the account management page opens in the same tab the main service page was in, you must use your browser's back button. 

The very helpful AI assistant had asked "Ask me anything about your Uber account", to which I asked "how do I get back to the main uber page"

The AI's response was
I'm here to help with account management tasks lik…
@to3k@infosec.exchange
2026-01-19 21:00:13

Jak korzystacie ze #Stremio to pamiętajcie, że torrent w Polsce jest legalny tylko w jedną stronę (do siebie), a udostępnianie już nie jest, więc wtedy przychodzą z pomocą takie usługi jak #realdebrid
Jakby ktoś chciał to tutaj jest mój reflink:

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-19 19:48:04

I've never wanted to be a pig more than I do right now

Patent US3008452A depicting the C. E. BAIRD ANIMAL INSECTICIDE APPLICATOR which offers a hog the opportunity for a nice back-scratch from an abrasive belt which also simultaneously applies insecticide.

"It will be appreciated that animals often like to rub or scratch portions of their bodies. Accordingly, the prior art discloses various devices which enables an animal to easily rub its back against a slightly abrasive surface. It has been found desirable to apply insecticide to animals at peri…
@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-10-20 18:34:45

Somehow I managed to avoid opening my email until a minute ago, hours and hours after I sat down at the computer. I should do this more often.

@gray17@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 01:23:53

handed my phone to the pharmacist to show him a screenshot of my updated insurance card. he said, to see the back, do I just swipe? he did. the wrong way. oops. I should have anticipated that.
well, it could have been worse. it's just a kuma donkey tf pic, cock barely visible
(this one: e621.net/posts/21106 )

@CerstinMahlow@mastodon.acm.org
2025-10-20 16:05:41

Today, students startet working on their term project (we're in week 6 of 14). They create a learning mate based on a given structure. So, basically they need to come up with a good system prompt to make the mate do what they expect.
After 10 minutes: „Wait, we only need to input the prompt here? That’s all?“
An hour later: „D'oh, it acts strange! We tried this and that and whatnot, and it still isn’t what we need. Can we have another week?“

@ripienaar@devco.social
2025-12-20 09:46:27

Child is abroad till January, chess.com app is pretty great.
Can do games with multi days between moves allowed so we can dip in and out between things and has a nice messaging feature to keep up to date.
Still surprised by the level of ability todays 8yo kids have vs when I was his age, I guess we were just not challenged to our abilities

@hllizi@hespere.de
2025-11-19 15:02:18

Dear people of Brazil, I'd like to apologise for our chancellor, a man of wealth and no taste with a virtually endless list of shortcomings.
I know it's frustrating having to deal with his BS, we have to do it every day over here. And consider also how good you have it: at least you can call him what he clearly, indulgently and unapologetically is without any fear of punishment.

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 17:53:58

Was just reminded that I needed to kick in some more money to the BlackSky stuff.
Considering the money I’ve kicked in for great Mastodon clients and instances, the work Rudy and others are doing is well worth the same! mastodon.sandwich.net/@Sharkso

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 15:40:51

I decided to try a short ride today to see how I feel later on. (Back paid and leg-wise.) I did not dress warm enough but was only out for 20 minutes.
I tried to (slowly) ride across some ice to see how that feels and quickly learned I need to avoid all ice. If I do ride more next winter studded tires are a must.
#bikeTooter

A bike in a alley.
A bike in a alley, with ice.
@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-01-19 01:49:13

Veganism, a thread 🧵:
Having gone vegan, I genuinely struggle now to square vegetarians' love of animals with the realities of the dairy and egg industries. For context, I grew up vegetarian and went vegan about 5 years ago now, but I realized the inherent moral tension back in college (I just wanted to do some research to ensure I wasn't losing nutrition and stuff, more on that later).
1/?

@johl@mastodon.xyz
2025-12-20 19:28:50

So, according to “#Wicked”, the Wizard of Oz is a techbro with a background in emeralds who wants people to believe that he can do magic while being completely incompetent.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-10-20 03:13:40

Eatman: Defense, that’s all you need to do dallascowboys.com/news/eatman-

The United States is a global superpower,
and its military trains for war in every domain.
During my years as a military educator, I saw American officers wrestle with any number of scenarios designed to challenge their thinking and force them to adapt to surprises.
One case we never considered, however, was how to betray and attack our own allies.
We did not ask what to do if the president becomes a threatening megalomaniac who tells one of our oldest friends, Nor…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-12-19 09:44:47

Node.js devs, so picture this: you run `npm install` and you get a bunch of packages with audit errors.
The only thing I want to know at that point is what’s the root package that these dependencies belong to? (Running npm audit fix is a last resort as I don’t like it fiddling around with the dependencies of nested packages.)
It’s also not a straightforward thing to do, but it’s nothing jq and a bit of piping can’t fix:
```bash
npm audit --json | jq -r '.vulnerabil…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-19 02:07:31

A •lot• of people have asked what you can do from afar to help us here in Minneapolis, and I have one thing for you. You can do it from home, from wherever you’re sitting, but it’s not necessarily easy.
First, I want to think about where your red lines are. Everything is so outrage-inducing, so outrageous, it’s kind of numbing. It becomes easy to just start letting it all happen.
So, that thing you can do to help: picture a red line for you that the regime hasn’t already crossed, so that you can have a reaction that is actually •action• if and when they cross it.
2/

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-20 19:23:07

"If any other group arrived into a neighborhood carrying long guns, deploying chemical weapons, violently engaging and then taking people away with no warrants nor apparent legal reason, we would dispatch SWAT, as SWAT has the training to defuse and deescalate such situations."

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-20 20:20:41

I've changed my mind -- Google and YouTube can't be trusted to do the right thing and must be reined in (Rand Paul/New York Post)
nypost.com/2026/01/19/opinion/
memeorandum.com/260120/p88#a26

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-18 14:36:27

The thing about ranting about other social networks is: it's not helpful to anyone other than maybe some temporary catharsis.
The way to get people to move off one social network to another one is to be super welcoming and make it easy—not to chastize or judge or gatekeep.
And most importantly do the hard work of recruiting. Go to that other network and convince people there's better places.

@mariyadelano@hachyderm.io
2025-12-18 16:31:46

Don’t get me wrong - while using the fountain pen I am still trying to maintain good writing posture and I’m continuing to do my regular hand stretches.
But for a sense of the difference: before, I was happy with the fact that I managed to develop a good pain management routine to allow me to write like 2-3 pages at a time without convulsing in pain.
And now I can write 6 pages nonstop without even thinking or feeling anything. A short 5–10 minute rest and I can come back for more.
This is such a big deal to me. I was able to draw yesterday with a relaxed hand after spending hours writing notes. Before I’d only be able to do one or the other in a day!
And then I finished the evening by writing out a chapter of my novel by hand.
And today my hand is totally fine!!

@gfriend@mas.to
2025-11-19 03:07:00

Why your boss, not you, should be replaced by an AI - BBC Science Focus Magazine apple.news/AN2uxvB-cSra7xkU4Vi

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-12-19 05:40:50

The administrator winding down Do Kwon's Terraform Labs sues Jump Trading for $4B, alleging it unlawfully profited from and contributed to Terraform's collapse (Vicky Ge Huang/Wall Street Journal)

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-10-20 19:05:08

Every now and then I assign something that sounds great but that just doesn't work. Sometimes this involves students just not getting it and submitting work that's wide of the mark. Sometimes, though, students produce fine work but, because I didn't do a great job designing it, the assignment is virtually impossible to grade. That's what happened this time. Everyone did the work and I can tell they learned something, but the results are all over the place. High marks for all,…

When all other tools fail / do not exist, just block every cunt, I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*sigh*

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-20 10:00:01

There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-12-20 17:24:49

Anybody familiar with the details of how thread local storage on aarch64 is implemented abi wise?
Like if I'm working on a bare metal embedded platform with two cores and i want some data to be private per core using gcc thread local attributes how do i actually make that work so accesses to that data get a pointer to a per core context object and look it up as an offset into it etc?

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-11-17 15:41:26

That’s the key problem. People have very vague ideas that can easily and accurately be expressed in natural language and LLMs operate in the vagueness. A programmer will demand specificity before starting to code anything, which is a real nuisance to people with vague ideas about wanting some sort of app. in…

The first elements of the Russian Orbital Station, or ROS, were to launch in 2027
so it would be ready for human habitation in 2028.
Upon completion in the mid-2030s, the station would encompass seven shiny new modules,
potentially including a private habitat for space tourists.
It would be so sophisticated that the station could fly autonomously for months if needed.
Importantly, the Russian station was also to fly in a polar orbit at about 400 km.
Thi…

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-19 15:39:17

Mailbag: Any changes to special teams? dallascowboys.com/news/mailbag

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-20 16:03:30

It's time for your purrformance review.

Photo of a tuxedo cat wearing a tiny polka dot tie on its collar while meowing at the camera. The kitty is standing on an unassembled cat tree and wants to know what's taking so long. Hurry up, human, this cat has important kitty stuff to do!
@gray17@mastodon.social
2025-11-18 23:28:38

> Eventually investment bankers are going to meet with companies with ideas for how to get their stock prices up, and the bankers will heave a long sigh and say “you have to do something with 69 and 420,” and the executives will heave a long sigh and say “really,” and the bankers will say “yes,” and they’ll all stare at each other dead-eyed for a minute, and then the company will wearily announce a new $420.69 million bond deal and investors on Reddit will cheer and the stock will go up.<…

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2025-12-18 20:48:18

For compatibility with future BCIs for restoring vision, The vOICe web app now shows its hi-res color preview in AI compatibility mode at ~10 fps, for BCI software to capture frames at up to 10 fps (like Google Gemini Live and ChatGPT screen sharing do) seeingwithsound.com/webvoice/w

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-11-17 06:11:16

I think we can actually prove that this constraint is the *only* constraint that can preserve freedom:
1. There will exist actors in a system who will wish to take advantage of others. Evolution drives survival and one strategy for increasing survival in an altruistic society is to become a parasite.
2. Expecting exploitative dynamics, a system needs to have a set of rules to manage exploitation.
3. If the set of rules is static it will lack the requisite variety necessary to manage the infinite possible behavior of humans so the system will fail.
4. If the system is dynamic then it must have a rule set about how it's own rules are updated. This would make the system recursive, which makes the system at least as complex as mathematics. Any system at least as complex as mathematics is necessarily either incomplete or inconsistent (Gödel's incompleteness theorem). If the system is incomplete, then constraints can be evaded which then allow a malicious agent to seize control of the system and update the rules for their own benefit. If constraints are incomplete, then a malicious agent can take advantage of others within the system.
5. Therefore, no social system can possibly protect freedom unless there exists a single metasystemic constraint (that the system must be optional) allowing for the system to be abandoned when compromised.
Oh, you might say, but this just means you have to infinitely abandon systems. Sure, but there's an evolutionary advantage to cooperation so there's evolutionary pressure to *not* be a malicious actor. So a malicious actor being able to compromise the whole system is likely to be a much more rare event. Compromising a system is a lot of work, so the first thing a malicious actor would want to do is preserve that work. They would want to lock you in. The most important objective to a malicious actor compromising a system would be to violate that metasystemic constraint, or all of their work goes out the window when everyone leaves.
And now you understand why borders exist, why fascists are obsessed with maintaining categories like gender, race, ethnicity, etc. This is why even Democrats like Newsom are on board with putting houseless people in concentration camps. And this is why the most important thing anarchists promote is the ability to choose not to be part of any of that.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-10-20 22:15:42

Study: brain-computer interface company Science's PRIMA device, which includes a retinal implant and special glasses, restored vision in some blind patients (Antonio Regalado/MIT Technology Review)
technologyreview.com/2025/10/2

We are in the final sprint my friends and just need to leave it all the playing field these next fifteen days.
Donate, call/text, canvass, fight the info battles
- do whatever you can to help us close strong now.
hopiumchronicles.com/p/we-have

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-12-19 21:01:30

"Aspiring American authoritarians will only win if they are allowed to do so. None of this has to happen. Both of these terrible possibilities, land war and self-terrorism, are signs of weakness rather than strength. They can be prevented, but only if we name them, and use their horror as the first step to describe something much better."

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-12-19 20:11:44

My role as academic program director includes making me the mandatory institutional statements of policy on syllabi police. I could really do without this part of the job.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-19 15:13:37

Mailbag: Any changes to special teams? dallascowboys.com/news/mailbag

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-20 19:33:16

“When I was in justice, my ultimate vision for that part of the criminal justice system was to achieve, by means of AI and technology, what Jeremy Bentham tried to do with his Panopticon. That is that the eyes of the state can be on you at all times.”
– Shabana Mahmood, Home Secretary of the UK
archive.ph/6fk8h

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-11-20 18:04:27

Remember that authoritarian movements of all kinds, but especially fascist movements, do not initially have the power to force an entire nation state to bend to their will. They need — not just benefit from, but absolutely •need• — the passive acquiescence of large numbers of people.
Loud, annoying, visible resistance punctures the lie that it’s inevitable, that people who keep their heads down will be rewarded in the end.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-20 15:00:01

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple
reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become
disturbed.
-- James Thurber

Rep. Nancy Mace (R-S.C.) plans to force a vote Wednesday censuring
Rep. Cory Mills (R-Fla.)
and removing him from several committees, according to sources familiar with the matter.
Democrats have repeatedly threatened such a move against the embattled Florida Republican,
but only as a retaliatory tactic to quash GOP censure measures. Mace wants to do it for real

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-12-20 18:36:08

Oh, also, sign the petition to impeach him. I know it won't do anything, but I do think it would be funny for it to be a super popular petition.
c.org/8CGTb5cwV4

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-11-18 03:37:52

I think the police have to do a very hard and necessary thing: defend Americans against their federal government.
I make the case for why local law enforcement officers may need to arrest feds:
stuff.davidaugust.com/local-la

It would be nice if the US had a system of government that didn’t allow the president to arbitrarily tariff whoever he wanted
-- except we very explicitly do,
and since no one seems to care or react
-- then I guess the rules of our government no longer exist
bsky.app/profile/whs…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-19 02:30:05

Would you stop work? Just tell them you’re not coming in until this is over? What would that look like? Would you get fired? Would you still get fired if your whole team or half your division refused to work? If your union was ready to strike over it?
Maybe you can’t stop work. Maybe you’re unemployed. Maybe you’re retired. Maybe you still have people to take care of — from your income, or as part of the job you do. •Think• about it. What •could• you stop, work or otherwise? How could you prepare for that, save now, be ready?
8/

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-11-19 07:36:01

As TSMC readies its €10B Germany plant for 2027, its Taiwanese suppliers say they're struggling with the EU's complex permitting, labor, and environmental rules (New York Times)
nytimes.com/2025/11/19/technol

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-01-17 21:18:19

I'm going to go back to my social media break, but before I do I'm going to leave you with a thought experiment.
Imagine we're in the middle of the second American Civil War. What do you wish you had done to prepare? What do you wish you had done to bring the regime down faster? What do you wish you had done to avoid this ever happening?
Got some ideas? Think about them. Talk them over with friends. Ok... Now what can you do right now? Ok, now do it.
#USPol

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-12-19 04:16:35

"The only way I can move past the absurdity of what I do, is to commit to the point of absurdity."
—Jake Gyllenhaal
#acting #coaching #inspiration

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-12-18 16:47:12

We desperately need to figure out how to flip this: how to lift up the creators of wonderful things, instead of rewarding whoever can acquire power over their creations.
I don’t think we know how to do this. There’s a vast spectrum of schemes for fixing this, ranging from capitalist versions of “intellectual property” to Marxist “just end capitalism” notions to various versions of “easy, society should just be different.” I find them all lacking, both in theory and in practice. This is a problem that’s existed for millennia, not decades, and I’m not convinced we have a clear solution.
4/

As the government continues to pursue mass deportations, Section 111 of Title 18 of the U.S. Code has become a favored tool of the Justice Department for painting opposition to immigration enforcement as a corrosive, lawless force.
The Departments of Justice and Homeland Security often describe these cases in exaggerated language, even referring to defendants as “domestic terrorists,”
though the law has nothing to do with terrorism.
Across the country, prosecutors have ch…

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-11-17 09:26:08

And you don't need to accept the trap of authoritarian masculinity on logic alone, the proof is right there in male influencers like Andrew Tate and their followers. These dipshits get so obsessed with gatekeeping they don't realize that the gates they're tending keep them in, that the more walls they put up to protect their privilege, the smaller their identity can be. They huddle in tiny pens, terrified of crossing imaginary bounds that they imposed *on themselves.*
They have built their own torture chambers and locked themselves inside, and for what? They turn themselves into dragons, hoarding what they see as valuable while repressing every emotion including joy. And if they let themselves experience joy, they would, perhaps, realize that all these privileges are inconsistent with it. They might, perhaps, recognize that they have built up these privileges so they don't have to admit that their suffering and fear are not, in fact, admirable. They might have to face the fact that they have lived lives that are deeply pathetic, might have to face the fact that only empathy can give one access to deep satisfaction, might have to face the fact that they have lived their whole lives on a treadmill, going nowhere.
But I assume that they won't ever do that, because to do so would force them to face the enormity of the emotional debt, the pain and suffering they have inflicted on the world, and those are big feelings. It's far easier to hide in a hole, forever alone, making up silly rules to keep everyone inside scared and keep everyone outside from seeing in.

Trump’s takeover of the
John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
reached its inevitable apogee on Thursday afternoon
when it was announced that the center’s board of trustees had voted to rename it
the Trump-Kennedy Center.
Even though Mr. Trump had already been calling it that for months in trollish posts online,
he acted shocked that his handpicked board had thought to do this for him.
Trump had called into a meeting of the board, which is no…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-10-20 01:13:38

If we do all of •that• to the point where more and more people are engaged, showing up, doing every kind of work you can imagine and many more kinds you can’t imagine, well…
…then yeah, check on the size of the rallies. That’s the top of the baking bread, and it tells you something. Bakers who’ve studied it say golden brown is usually around 3.5%, give or take.
Check on that for a minute, and then get back to work.
/end

Trump promised Iranians the U.S. would rescue them.
They were betrayed.
Reeling from a crackdown on protesters in Iran that left thousands dead,
Iranians are now grappling with feelings of betrayal, confusion and uncertainty
after Donald Trump repeatedly promised to intervene on their behalf
and then declined to do so.

Some Iranians said in interviews that Trump’s words of support had added to their determination to resist the Iranian government
aft…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-19 02:34:41

Maybe it’s not work but something else in your life that stops. I don’t know…but you do. What in your life allows the country to continue to function normally? What’s a plug that you can personally pull?
Look for that. Think about it. And get yourself ready. Build up your savings now. Build up your psychological readiness now.
And then…
9/

My name is Heather, and I was one of the very first hires for Barack Obama’s campaign.
I know how to win the tough fights — because I’ve lived them.
Now I’m leading North Star PAC to stop billionaire Jeffrey Yass and the MAGA machine from buying Pennsylvania’s courts.
If they succeed in the state’s Supreme Court retention election, they’ll rig the maps and lock us out of power for decades — just like they did in Texas.
But I can’t do this without you. While Yass and…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-11-20 18:00:07

What @… is quoting here is a testament to the waste and the cruelty and the uselessness of this regime.
It is also a testament to the effectiveness of ubiquitous, sustained, pervasive resistance. “What good does it do,” you ask, “to have crowds of random people just yelling and honking and filming?” The answer is that it makes these harassment campaigns unsustainable.
toad.social/@KimPerales/115583

When I took my post as secretary general of the Council of Europe just over a year ago,
I did not think that I would ever have to write about the possibility of the United States taking military action against a member state.
Yet here we are.
Donald Trump has vowed to make Greenland
— a semiautonomous territory of Denmark, which is a member of the Council of Europe and a founding member of NATO
— part of the United States, and that he will do so “the easy way” o…

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-20 16:46:08

These stories are relentless, and even when we aren’t seeing ICE with our own eyes, we’re carrying the weight of hearing these stories — carrying each other’s burden of witness. The story-sharing is both a part of the weight we carry and a part of the healing we do together.
It’s hard. But I do feel like I repaired something in myself over the weekend, first watching the right-wing hate march get humiliated and then making time with friends.
Ready to continue.
/end