2024-04-16 15:20:34
Crimes of mine I have already confessed in previous public posts on Mastodon (in order of severity):
1) Banned from Tinder for a link in my bio
2) Believe and have written fan fiction that most people are committing crimes by having kids and that causes the majority of problems in the world
3) Nearly murdered school children by not stopping at a crosswalk while taking my cat to the vet
4) Have frequently used vi in light mode as my primary text editor