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@mikeymikey@hachyderm.io
2026-02-17 02:25:43

Inquiring minds want to know: if you order two rainbow stag beetles and they arrive as larvae that you have to take care of (they live in a deli container, and you change the soil every 10 weeks) so they become the beetles - are they counted as "pets"?
Yes - definitely pets
No - they are bugs

@pgcd@mastodon.online
2026-02-13 15:51:50

Today, a stranger complimented my custom (4 specimen total) #GNUTerryPratchett pin.
Does it compensate having to buy a new dishwasher after mine broke at precisely 5years 3months (with extended guarantee for 5years)?
No, not completely. But definitely 90% of the way, yes.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-28 14:58:26

Ah yes, delivery companies massively cutting jobs is definitely a sign of a booming economy.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-04 11:48:11

A particularly bad kind of trolls are the "concern" trolls. These are the kind of people who say "well, yes, I fully agree that freezing to death is bad and we definitely should do something about it, but I would really like to make sure that we fully evaluated the danger of people burning themselves on a hot heater".
(Simplified. In reality, it's usually a long essay, followed by even more tiring debate.)
#FreeSoftware

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-12-26 10:41:26

I don't think I'm ever going to enjoy gifts.
I can get why people would give them to children. After all, children don't have their own budget. However, I'm talking about occasional gifts, not a new toy every second week, because "we must outcompete the other grandparents". But to adults?
Once I've heard that you should gift people with what they won't buy themselves. Well, that's won't work for me. I'm a minimalist. If I don't need something, I don't want to have it. Unnecessary junk is only emotional burden to me.
I can get why you'd enjoy something handmade. But something people bought? If I need something, I can buy it myself, when I need it. And I definitely don't need people to prove to me that they never cared to learn who I am, and just buy whatever they like or whatever is "fashionable"; which usually means exactly the opposite of what I'd prefer (i.e. something minimalistic). Or even worse, I don't need people manipulating me through gifts.
Sweets? Besides my diabetes, I don't really enjoy expensive shit that people generally buy because it's what's advertised. For the money they waste on it, I'd buy three times as much sweets I'd actually enjoy.
Gift cards? Oh yes, "you aren't supposed to give money, so let's just give the equivalent of money that's actually worth less than money". Actual money? And here we reach the true nonsense; we exchange the same amount of money, so it's just pointless gesture. Unless one of us gives less money…
What I'd really like, as a gift? Maybe that people would finally bother accepting me as who I am. The absolute minimum of caring that I hate consumerism, and not fueling it "for me".
#AntiCapitalism #minimalism #ActuallyAutistic

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-01-05 14:23:04

Khamenei is preparing to flee to Russia like Assad if protests there escalate.
But tell me again, Americans, that massive protests in the USA would not be successful in removing Trump and his inner circle from power.
Yes, tell me again that it just won’t work, and that winning Congress in 11 months will definitely fix things.
All my life I have listened to American Presidents and people say that they were defenders of freedom… protectors of democracy…
And yet now, when it comes to their own freedom and democracy, they choose silence?
#delusional #usa #iran #russia #democracy #freedom #protest
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