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@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-10 05:55:06

the cat shat itself at 10pm last night and rubbed her damn ass all over the place before we noticed.
Behaved like being skinned alive when we tried to clean up its butt.
Then cleaned up the mess she left behind left right and center.
Had only two pairs of rubber gloves left when 'Operation Shitbutt' started.
Was fun. Not.
#cats

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 22:14:02

Entretanto, em Portugal, o governo de vigaristas que temos vai buscar um gajo Š... Google.
mastodon.social/@randahl/11465

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-07 18:27:02

What a Week 😩

@kristian@social.purrucker.de
2025-05-09 18:13:01

Sehr traurig und ein großer Verlust 😢 Margot Friedländer ist gestorben.
Sie ist als Holocaust-Überlebende mit 88 Jahren in das Land der Täter (Deutschland) zurück gekehrt, um hier aufzuklären und sich dafür einzusetzen, das so etwas nie wieder passiert.
Ich bin Ihr dankbar, dass Sie geholfen hat dieses Land zu einem besseren Ort zu machen in dem man leben möchte!

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2025-06-08 08:15:28

Ich will nicht alleine leiden. Deswegen müsst ihr jetzt mal ganz stark sein.
1/2

ariyenne
30.05.2025
ACAB mit rassistischen Ausfällen vergleichen? SRSLY? Seit wann ist die Polizei eine marginalisierte Gruppe?
baron_gruner
30.05.2025
Du weißt schon, wie ein Vergleich funktioniert oder?
Durch dieses Beispiel, wurde die Absurdität der Argumentationkette aufgezeigt.
Aber hey, wenigstens wagst du jetzt etwas gelernt. Hoffe damit konnte ich dein Leben bereichern.
ariyenne
31.05.2025
Nicht alles, was hinkt, ist ein Vergleich.
baron_gruner
5 Tage
Und eine bimsen Weißheit auf dem
(Dir höchst möglichen) Niveau der fünften Klasse, ist kein Argument.
ariyenne
5 Tage
Weißte, dass Deine Reaktion auf minimale Gegenrede Beleidigung und Herablassung ist, lässt Dein Argument nicht gerade sonderlich solide wirken.
baron_gruner
5 Tage
Und dennoch ist es das. Mag aus deiner Perspektive schwer zu verstehen sein aber Argumente können unabhängig vom Autor valide sein.
ariyenne
4 Tage
Dann könntest Du ja auch, wie ein Erwachsener arg…
baron_gruner
3 Tage
Auch, steht deine eigene Meinung der Wahrheit im Weg.
Mein erstes Argument war erwachsen, du hast hingegen der Welt eine Unfähigkeit offeriert zu verstehen wie ein argumentativer Vergleich zur Verdeutlichung funktioniert. Und da ich nicht von Böswilligkeit ausgehe, bleibt nur eine enormere Inkompetenz. Oder in deinem Fall, ein infantiles Wesen, welches ich mich Angepasst habe (soweit möglich war) damit du eher folgen kannst.
Hoffe ich konnte nun erneut Licht des Wissens in d…
baron_gruner
21 Std.
Ad homini Argument statt wirkliche Argumente. Aber das zeigt nur deine fehlende Kompetenz zur differenziertem Denken und spiegelt dein Weltbild wieder. Jean Paul Satre würde dir widersprechen, da nach ihm Menschen nur eine „Rolle spielen“ abhängigen der Umgebung - kann seine Werke nur empfehlen geben viel zum nachdenken.
PS: Ich kann privat tatsächlich anders sein, als beruflich. Hoffentlich versuchst du es auch mal.
Bussi
ariyenne
9 Std.
Dass dir sowas nicht peinlich ist, …
@timfoster@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 16:54:59

All the boxes ticked at the Cultra Hill Climb today.

A Lotus Europa, a Mini and a 911 2.7 RS (homage?) on a sighting lap at the Cultra Hill Climb, Northern Ireland.
@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 15:26:51

Vacation officially started with a cup of ice cream 😊
#vacation #bayern

A close-up photo of a hand holding a cup of ice cream is shown. The image is taken outdoors, with a clear view of the sky and trees in the background.  There are also trees in the background, with one on the left side taking up most of the frame and another on the right side.
@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-07 16:29:23

Krücken.... Yay....
Crutches... Yay...

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-08 20:44:51

Gute Nacht 😴

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 17:24:02

Foda-se.
masto.pt/@sapopt/1146544533270

@arXiv_mathDG_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-09 08:15:12

An improved upper bound for the second eigenvalue on tori
Fan Kang
arxiv.org/abs/2506.05846 arxiv.org/pdf/2506.05846

@tmv@tilde.zone
2025-05-09 01:14:51

Mira esta cita de Nine Talmudic Readings en Everand
#Judaism #Zionism #Talmud

@roelgrif@mstdn.social
2025-06-04 19:37:12

Er was bijna meer gevallen dan een kabinet, toen Wilders haar partij Nederlandse Sabotage Club noemde.
Of haar laptop dit overleefd heeft vertelt het verhaal niet.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 16:39:01

What they don't say (but is clear to all):
In order to protect themselves against the US.
assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/1

@wischekurier@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 23:36:17

aktuelles #Wetter #Behrendorf #Wische 08-06-2025 01:30
Temperatur: (min: 11,4C) 11,5C (max: 12,1C)
Feuchte: 99%
Luftdruck: 1007,5 hPa (gleichbleibend)
Windrichtung: 224 Grad
Wi…

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-09 07:37:19

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pastpuzzle.de

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2025-06-06 00:30:02

Natura Urbana XI 🏡
城市自然 XI 🏡
📷 Nikon FE
🎞️Ilford FP4 Plus, expired 1995
buy me ☕️ ?/请我喝杯☕️?
#filmphotography

Ilford FP4 @ ISO 64

**English:**
This black-and-white photograph depicts a young tree planted in a small mound of soil. The tree is surrounded by a barren field with patches of grass and soil. The background shows a distant view of more vegetation and possibly a body of water, suggesting a rural or natural setting.

**Chinese:**
这张黑白照片展示了一棵幼树种植在一小块土丘上。树的周围是一片荒芜的田野,有草和土的斑块。背景显示了更多的植被和可能是一片水域,暗示着一个乡村或自然环境。
Ilford FP4 @ ISO 64

**English:**
This black-and-white image shows a grove of young trees planted in a grid-like pattern. Each tree is surrounded by a circular patch of mulch or soil, and the trees are evenly spaced. A winding path can be seen meandering through the grove, suggesting a landscaped or managed forest area.

**Chinese:**
这张黑白照片展示了一片按网格模式种植的幼树林。每棵树周围都有一圈覆盖物或土壤,树木间距均匀。一条蜿蜒的小路穿过树林,暗示着一个经过景观设计或管理的森林区域。
Ilford FP4 @ ISO 64

**English:**
This black-and-white photograph captures the intricate shadows of tree branches cast on a rough, textured surface. The shadows create a complex, web-like pattern, highlighting the natural beauty and complexity of the tree's branches.

**Chinese:**
这张黑白照片捕捉到树枝投射在粗糙、纹理丰富的表面上的错综影子。影子形成了复杂的网状图案,突显了树枝的自然美和复杂性。
Ilford FP4 @ ISO 64

**English:**
This black-and-white image features a young tree planted in a circular mound of soil. The tree is surrounded by a sparse landscape with patches of grass and soil. The background includes more trees and vegetation, indicating a natural or rural environment.

**Chinese:**
这张黑白照片展示了一棵种植在圆形土丘上的幼树。树的周围是稀疏的景观,有草和土的斑块。背景中有更多的树木和植被,表明这是一个自然或乡村环境。
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 16:12:24

Fascist America is heading straight into civil war isn't it?

Nobel Prize Laureate Kip Thorne speaking yesterday at the Albert Einstein Institute in Postdam, Germany:
"Donald Trump is destroying America's capacity for [leading science].
We are counting on Europe to take over here and elsewhere." ⚛️
bsky.app/profile/abazajian.n…

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2025-05-31 19:34:32

👀 WIE WEIRD ES SEIN MUSS, NUR NACHRICHTEN IN ALL CAPS ZU KRIEGEN!!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Das Bild zeigt einen Text auf schwarzem Hintergrund, der in weißer Schrift geschrieben ist. Der Text berichtet über die Kommunikation zwischen zwei Personen, Merz und Trump, in Bezug auf die Bemühungen um ein Ende des Ukraine-Kriegs. Es wird erwähnt, dass sie in den vergangenen Wochen mehrmals telefoniert haben, einmal zu zweit und dreimal in einer größeren Runde mit mehreren anderen europäischen Staats- und Regierungschefs. Merz hat die Handynummer des US-Präsidenten erhalten und tauscht sich …
@rufposten@social.tchncs.de
2025-06-04 07:56:33

Hat gedauert, aber den sogenannten Podcast "Die Peter Thiel Story" gibt's seit heute auch wirklich als Podcast (Folge 1-3/6).
deutschlandfunk.de/die-peter-t

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-09 06:58:33

Moin zusammen 👋
#gm

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 16:00:31

Era o que mais faltava que não fossem.
Depois do ato de pirataria de assaltar o navio em šguas internacionais, era mesmo o que mais faltava que prendessem as pessoas indefinidamente.
Estes filhos da real puta que os pariu acham-se mesmo completamente impunes.
Um dia enganam-se.

@vague@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-06 15:26:19

I'm looking for a #wallswitch that has the same aesthetics as #Livolo switches but that's reliable. From my internet searches I don't feel comfortable ordering Livolo devices
#homeassistant

@der_raddler@dresden.network
2025-05-30 05:36:25

Old but gold!
#flachwitzfreitag

Ein Bild von Captain Kirk auf der Brücke der Enterprise.

Dazu der Text: "Captain Kirk hat immer Brückentag."
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 15:18:22

Nazi propaganda welcome!
mastodon.social/@verge/1146540

@stiefkind@mastodon.social
2025-05-29 21:06:27

Tagesabschluss mit einem Marienbräu Weizen, direkt in der Brauerei. Schmeckt. Prost. #abenteuerbier #biervielfalt

@wischekurier@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 17:25:26

aktuelles #Wetter #Behrendorf #Wische 07-06-2025 19:15
Temperatur: (min: 11,7C) 18,1C (max: 20,4C)
Feuchte: 75%
Luftdruck: 1006,3 hPa (gleichbleibend)
Windrichtung: 292 Grad
Wi…

@megapenguinx@social.linux.pizza
2025-03-17 16:08:25

Also with how grim things are looking I looked at what it would take to bring my cat to Mexico if things went that way

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-09 21:10:50

Gute Nacht 😴

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-05-28 07:11:10

TMW there's no one around that gives a damn about you enough to let you know your bald-assed head is flappin' in the wind.
Apparently being wealthy doesn't mean spending money on Hair Club for Men.
#trump #bald

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 14:45:19

Sinto mais orgulho de ser português quando vejo isto do que quando a seleção ganha campeonatos, francamente.
Isto é um Homem. Com H grande.
bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.ap

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-06-01 17:52:04

"As a political force, the Labour left is finished. The tactic of entryism – entering the Labour party and changing it – is finished too."
"..a string of local council victories next year would pave the way for an unprecedented challenge to #Labour – not from the right, as the party has always had to fight, but from its radical flank. And this new movement could take parts of Lab…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-09 13:42:44

Nah. I'm always between 2 and 3.
That's how I roll.
social.ujeenator.net/@ujeenato

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-09 10:28:55

Einladung #Grundeinkommen für alle. #MeinBGE #BGE

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-08 15:13:26

O rumo que seguirš o nosso serviço de saúde, em resumo.
mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-09 10:02:16

Irgendwie werden in der @… nicht alle Mitteilungen angezeigt. Ich bekomme zwar die Pushbenachrichtigung aber in der unter Mitteilungen werde diese nicht immer angezeigt.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-08 21:44:12

Pelo chinfrim lš fora Portugal ganhou qualquer coisa...

@megapenguinx@social.linux.pizza
2025-03-17 15:24:56

It is very challenging to worry about your career when you have literal fascism to worry about on a daily basis

@vague@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-06 14:16:34

We had some sun before the rain moved in #dogsofmastodon

A black and tan dog lying on a grassy area. The dog has a shiny black coat with tan markings on its face, chest, and paws. It is wearing a green collar with the text "AXX SPORT" visible, and a brown leash attached to it. The dog's tongue is out, suggesting it might be panting. The dog is positioned near a wooden bench, with a person's leg visible in the bottom right corner, wearing blue jeans. The grass is green and well-maintained, indicating a park or a garden setting.
@wischekurier@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 05:06:05

aktuelles #Wetter #Behrendorf #Wische 07-06-2025 06:50
Temperatur: (min: 11,7C) 13,0C (max: 14,9C)
Feuchte: 98%
Luftdruck: 1008,6 hPa (langsam fallend)
Windrichtung: N/A Grad

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-21 07:22:39

Sometimes you work on a case where the suspect is so incredible unsympathetic to you - who represents everything you can imagine in terms of despicable character traits - you just keep digging and digging and digging in the suspects devices data to find the evidence you already know is not there.
It happens once or maybe twice a year but ...gosh... this guy...
#DigitalForensics

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 16:04:06

A. Sim. Os Quatro Abades, essa potência mundial.
ciberlandia.pt/@PureDeNoticias

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-07 20:18:10

Gute Nacht 😴

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 15:21:27

Duas horas depois, dou-vos por vencidos. Nem a ajuda ajudou.
Então a resposta certa é: CTT (sigla de Conjunto Típico Torreense, o que é particularmente engraçado para quem ouvir a canção), e a canção chama-se, lš estš, "Destruição".
Vamos a outra? Esta é abébia total. Bate a luz no peito e abre, ela é chama que quê?
#MusicaPortuguesa

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 20:23:40

Ornatos Violeta - Ouvi Dizer
#MusicaPortuguesaPlaylist

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-07 19:39:48

Hui, jetzt schüttet es aber ganz schön. 🌧️

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-07 18:35:44

Ah e tal e a natureza e o caneco... até a passarada se acostumar a usar a roupa que tens a secar na corda como retrete.

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-20 07:20:12

Had to unscrew 21 screws to open a laptop. TWENTY-ONE!
And only to then tear off the cable to the speaker which was hidden under the cover.
Guess what manufacturer :-)
#DigitalForensics #DFIR

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-08 07:16:51

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@wischekurier@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 00:25:32

aktuelles #Wetter #Behrendorf #Wische 05-06-2025 02:20
Temperatur: (min: 15,3C) 15,3C (max: 16,5C)
Feuchte: 99%
Luftdruck: 1008,3 hPa (langsam steigend)
Windrichtung: N/A Grad

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-08 06:53:56

Moin zusammen 👋
Ich wünsche euch einen schönen Sonntag.
#gm

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-20 06:19:33

If your day begins with debugging the registry entries of one of your tools to make it run - you know it's gonna be a great day.
But hey... it was simple. Just delete every registry key of it.
#DigitalForensics #DFIR

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-17 08:11:48

when you're in such a spending spree and buy not only the €2.50 CD you wanted to have but also 2 LPs (the same but different color) and another 2 CDs you stumbled upon.. ending up at €65 ..... just to realize a day later ... that the 2.50 CD was the wrong one ... the song you were after is on a completely different 5" ...
just ordered the 5" for another 22 bucks.. *sigh*

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 16:33:39

Deitei um relance Š timeline, apareceu-me um post em finlandês, e os meus olhos portugueses prenderam-se imediatamente na palavra "puhetta", vš-se lš saber porquê.
Não faço ideia do que significa.

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-16 10:14:16

I have questions. So many questions. But this one it the pressing right now:
Why did #TwiggyKillers disappear to nothing after releasing only two 7"??.. which are fantastic btw.
Need more of it! ... if you have access to unpublished stuff of TK .. hit me up :-)
--

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-06 20:51:15

Gute Nacht 😴

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-07 10:48:54

Was die (sozialen) Medien mit uns machen, von @… blogzwo.me/was-die-sozialen-me
Dem stimme i…

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-16 05:33:04

Is it questionable if you get more pleasure from updating your homelab than from a vacation trip?
#homelab #UpdateFriday

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-07 06:42:16

Moin zusammen 👋
#gm

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 13:45:07

Olha, olha... a Marisa Liz tem tema novo...

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 20:56:10

And this, people, is why Europe ABSOLUTELY NEEDS RIGHT FREAKING NOW its own human-graded space access system.
I'll never understand why nobody at #ESA thought of developping further the ATV in order to be also used to send people up instead of just cargo.
I know, the problem was mostly in bringing people down, as the ATV was designed to burn up in the atmosphere. But still. Now we…

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-14 15:46:12

#MontezumasRache

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-07 12:18:14

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
peanutbuttershop.de/Reese-s-2-
Die sind echt lecker. 😋

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 20:44:13

"Guerra Š burocracia", em vigaristês, quer dizer destruição de qualquer meio minimamente eficaz de encontrar, controlar e combater as negociatas.

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-07 12:03:26

#Worldle 1233 (07.06.2025) 1/6 (100%)
🔥 Aktuelle Gewinnserie: 2 Tage
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉
⭐📍🚩🗿📜🛡️🗣️👫🪙📐
worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 19:46:14

O meu respeito por quem só bate nos que estão ou quando estão em baixo é rigorosamente igual a zero.
Mesmo quando têm razão em parte do que dizem.

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-15 11:05:56

A band that I deeply regret not having known two decades ago is “Twiggy Killers”.
I would have walked to the moon to see them live.
Unbelievable they only released two 7".
youtube.com/watch?v=xFeZjMKw56

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-07 12:03:00

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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 18:29:27

Also, this is misleading.
In this case, the post was not removed by its author. It's just a Bluesky account that restricts its visibility outside the BSky network, which means it can't be bridged.
So, yeah, it's a good start, but it needs tweaking.
#Mastodon #QuotePosting

Screen grab of a bridged bluesky quote-post, showing the label "This post was removed by its author" instead of the quoted post.
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 18:23:06

Oh, I see now how quote posting is going to be processed around here...
Not a bad system at all, although I do have my doubts it'll work well when the quoted posts are coming from networks where this kind of approval is tacitly given by default, such as Bluesky, like in this case.
#Mastodon #QuotePosting

A screen capture of a bridged Bluesky post, quoting someone else, and featuring the novel Mastodon implementation of this feature, with the quotes and "This post is pending approval from the original author".
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 17:31:31

Maltinha do Bluesky, se vocês querem participar na paródia Š volta da #MusicaPortuguesa, juntem-se Š ponte. É que se não, podem responder mas eu não recebo a resposta cš deste lado.

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-14 10:37:22

If you ever need reasons to use #linux and leave the usual walled bs-gardens out there... watch the video I stumbled across today. (sry.. its on yt and kinda long.. but still worth watching every minute)
as Gardiner Bryant said a couple times: goosebumps!
And wait for the dickmove that #Adobe

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 17:00:20

Entretanto, parece que se concretizou o inevitšvel choque entre os dois superidiotas, o Trump e o Musk.
Era inevitšvel. Surpresa zero. Ališs, a minha única surpresa foi ter demorado tanto tempo.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 15:25:38

EnaPš 2000 - Sexo na Banheira é Bom. Ao vivo.
#MusicaPortuguesaPlaylist

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-12 20:37:05

Days of horror 2/2
It's over! Just went to bed. I survived. Never again!

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-06 00:08:48

... thus creating the next Hamas.
After all, Israel armed the current Hamas because it opposed the PLO.
assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/1

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-05 22:56:48

Oh, look, when bluesky enshitifies completely there's going to be a way out.
fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-12 06:17:38

Days of horror 2/2
There's a tunnel but no light yet.

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-06 09:24:09

Tja...
8.900 Euro Rechnung nach falschem Notruf in #Alsdorf
antenneac.de/artikel/8900-euro

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-06 08:48:18

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pastpuzzle.de

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-11 21:05:46

Days of horror 1/2 done. One to go.
But now for some often interrupted sleep.

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-06 08:48:08

#Worldle 1232 (06.06.2025) 1/6 (100%)
🔥 Aktuelle Gewinnserie: 1 Tage
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉
🧭⭐📍🚩🛡️📐
worldle.teuteuf.fr/share

@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-11 15:38:40

If you have no clue how to even use the camera app on your phone don't use your phone at all.
It's the best for your digital security and privacy. And most important it's the best for my mental health.
#selfcare #AdminwiderWillen

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-06 06:59:22

Moin zusammen 👋
#gm

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 14:37:49

O Mšrio Machado levou uma surra na cadeia?
LOL!
Que leve mais.

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-05 20:12:46

Gute Nacht 😴

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 16:22:08

This is welcome. But I don't understand where would quote posts be coming from if nobody has the capability to create them.
Unless the software will treat posts like this one as quote posts.
mastodon.social/@Gargron/11462

@john@social.rausgerufen.de
2025-06-05 17:39:35

@…
Unfortunately, the iOS app no longer synchronizes. Browser and Linux app work.
What could be going on?

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 15:14:11

O mais interessante neste artigo, para mim, é ver a Holanda a levar nas orelhas da Comissão Europeia por incumprimento das metas do défice.
A mesma Holanda cujos políticos só disseram merda sobre a Europa do sul na época da crise financeira.
Heh.
fli…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 17:15:14

Olha, @… . Como eu dizia ontem.
bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.ap

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 17:12:15

Nem de propósito.
E por falar em putos que conhecem a música dos pais...
cc @…
rss-parrot.net/u/expresso.pt/s

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 15:35:24

LOL!
Boa, Moedas!
masto.pt/@sapopt/1146201452194

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-04 13:21:01

E eu a pensar que tinha sido o Borat.
flipboard.com/@euronews/sci-te

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 14:00:14

As things stand now, the only way to be (almost) certain something is legitimate is if you find it in the site and/or official account of the alledged maker of it. Otherwise, it's safer to assume it's fake.
euronews.com/my-europe/2025/06

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-03 13:55:48

Vamos fazer um teste Š vossa cultura geral tugomusical?
Quem era que achava que "sexo na banheira é bom?"

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-02 12:41:41

Obviously.
newsie.social/@infodocket/1146

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-02 12:39:03

TIL que em Alcšcer do Sal hš um sítio (um bairro?) chamado "Local da Parvoíce". 😂

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-02 12:32:06

Look, even Venezuela manages to look like the adults in the room now.
flipboard.com/@euronews/europe

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-06-01 20:00:26

"Ando sem tempo absolutamente nenhum, entre um livro muito grande e com prazo apertado em tradução e chatices familiares daquelas que roubam não só o tempo propriamente dito, mas sobretudo disponibilidade mental para fazer seja o que for de criativo. Daí mais uma longa pausa neste blogue bissexto que é o meu, pausa essa que vai continuar ainda durante mais um par de meses, provavelmente. Pelo menos."