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@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-31 02:49:40

Streaming some GW2 tonight! My Linux PC is ready for adventure. Join the party in chat! #GuildWars2 #Gaming #Streamer

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2025-12-31 08:01:31

Alljährlich wichtige Info:
Silvester heisst nicht Sylvester.
#sylvester #silvester

Der Kater Sylvester klopft an eine Tür. Bildtext Sylvester steht vor der Tür
@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-30 02:39:22

Time to dive into Tyria! Streaming Guild Wars 2 tonight, powered by my stable Linux rig. Come hang out and explore! #GW2 #LinuxGaming #Stream

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-10-30 15:33:28

I should get up and get cereal bc I just feel like Sponch should not be the first thing I eat today

packet of Sponch which is some sort of Mexican marshmallow snack thing
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-10-30 07:19:48

#Blakes7 Series B, Episode 03 - Weapon
COSER: [To Clone 2] You betrayed me.
TRAVIS: Blake is a reformed character. There are only two traitors here.
[Blake, Avon, and Gan materialize in the compound]
blake.torpidity…

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-11-30 06:00:04

power: Western US Power Grid
A network representing the Western States Power Grid of the United States, in which nodes are transforms or power relay points and two nodes are connected if a power line runs between them.
This network has 4941 nodes and 6594 edges.
Tags: Technological, Power grid, Unweighted
networks.…

power: Western US Power Grid. 4941 nodes, 6594 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/power
@Don_kun@nerdculture.de
2025-10-30 14:14:45

Heute ließen wir Tokio in der Frühe (um dem Berufsverkehr zu entgehen) hinter uns und fuhren zunächst nach #Odawara. Dort wurde die Burg besichtigt und in deren Park gefrühstückt. Der Burgfried bietet eine schöne Aussicht über die Gegend sowie eine Ausstellung zur Burg. Eine im Torhaus untergebrachte Samurai-Ausstellung ist klein, aber sehr sehenswert.
Weiter ging es mit der Hakone-Tozan-Lin…

Burgfried der Burg Odawara
Samurai-Rüstung in der Samurai-Ausstellung
Begegnung mit einem Gegenzug in einer Spitzkehre auf der Hakone-Tozan-Linie
Standseilbahn Hakone
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-30 23:37:31

RE: mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/
DO!
(I'm a rebel)

@weddingweiser@berlin.social
2025-11-30 06:30:09

Mittel für den Leopoldplatz bleiben erhalten weddingweiser.de/mittel-fuer-d

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-30 01:04:30

I made a point of filling in the heart in the health app which wasn't easy on a day like today in a city like Milwaukee.
It was a little cold and snowy out there.

@sascha_wolfer@fediscience.org
2025-12-30 06:47:51

#mood
#dogsofmastodon

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-27 00:21:31

Either KDE fixes the problems with their Wayland session (faulty font rendering with fractional scaling, no ability to remap touchpad gestures that are literally baked in at compile time, and so on) or I'll be shopping for a new desktop environment once they drop X11 in 2027. I'll not be railroaded into accepting a dogshit user experience because somebody wants to dunk on the chuds. Plasma isn't that special!

@NicolasGriseyDemengel@piaille.fr
2025-10-26 07:31:44

anildash.com/2025/10/17/the-ma

@haayman@todon.nl
2025-12-31 09:10:14

Voor het eerst in jaren mijn streef 10.000 km fietsen niet gehaald. Ik kom 1.449 km te kort. Moet ik ook maar niet 6 weken op vakantie (waarna de stok achter de deur ook meteen verdween)

januari	84	616	700
februari	129	620	749
maart	92	602	694
april	90	670	760
mei	0	461	461
juni	160	446	606
juli	222	78	300
augustus	518	587	1105
september	89	777	866
oktober	81	786	867
november	168	624	792
december	118	533	651
	1.751	6.800	8.551
			-1.449
			
CO2 (kg)	175,10	1.360,00	1.535,10
bespaarde brandstof (l)		455,60	
besparing autokosten		€ 2.380,00	
aantal bomen		68	
Verkleining ecologische voetafdruk (m2)		6.800	
			
totaal aantal echte ww km	5882	€ 1.352,86
@scott@carfree.city
2025-11-27 22:54:46

I smelled the sweet scent of woodchips around these newly planted shrubs and trees along car-free Overlook Dr in GGP. Looks like a toyon among others

Video biking on Overlook in the park, pointed at the new plants
@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-29 02:09:40

Streaming the creation of a Mandalorian Bust Can Holder Inserts. This is the Way... to drink your beverage.
Happy Turkey Recovery Day! 🦃🍺 #Mandalorian

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-28 01:09:49

#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

All Things Interesting
 @mrstrangefact
2000-year-old green serpentine
stone mask found at the base of the
pyramid of the Sun, Teotihuacan,
Mexico.


@TrashPandaJedi
At this point what else could really
happen, go ahead and put the mask
on
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-30 21:09:49

What I want to know is: That's the "motherfucker index" before and after being sober.
Tell us the important stuff, people, come on!
noc.social/@todayilearned/1158

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-12-29 19:10:51

😲 Brazil’s governance style leads to controversial impacts
#brazil

@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-29 03:23:04

My Linux PC is fully powered and stable for a great night of streaming! Diving into Lord of the Rings Online now. It's going to be epic! #LOTRO #MMORPG #Streamer

@gatewayy@mastodon.gatewayy.net
2025-10-23 18:18:28

I have way more Electron apps installed than I realized. I hope devs update their apps soon, this bug with WindowServer is really frustrating.

A system report window lists various Electron apps checked for compatibility with “Tahoe.” Apps are marked with green checkmarks (✅) if compatible, red Xs (❌) if not, and yellow warnings (⚠️) for unclear status. A note at the bottom states that apps with ❌ may slow down the Mac and need updates.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-28 00:59:34

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Black Box:
🎵 Everybody Everybody
#BlackBox
edit-mix.bandcamp.com/track/bl
open.spotify.com/track/6wBMTv8

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-25 22:39:46

Reminder that you can respond to just about any statement with either "not with that attitude" or "that's what they want you to think," and if you're pressed on who "they" are you can reply with "don't ask questions when you're not prepared to deal with the answers"

The more you know
The weirder it gets
@akalanka@masto.es
2025-11-21 08:01:34

Social media ‘trust’/’distrust’ buttons could reduce spread of misinformation | UCL News - UCL – University College London
@… & @… I am tagging you, although maybe you already knew hehe

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-30 17:23:06

RE: flipboard.com/@euronews/the-mi
Israel says it will continue the Palestinian Genocide in 2026.

@NicolasGriseyDemengel@piaille.fr
2025-10-25 18:10:23

Cette tristesse : une orga Š but non-lucratif qui aide des projets open-source, qui s'excuse pour des problèmes entièrement créés par des boîtes extérieures sans foi ni loi.
social.anoxinon.de/@Codeberg/1

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-30 14:15:50

Aqui para nós que ninguém nos ouve, a presença nos boletins de voto de candidatos que não o são é uma perfeita palhaçada.

@scott@carfree.city
2025-10-26 22:56:22

This is a weird book because it’s so well-written, darkly witty and clarifying, I can’t stop turning pages, but it also makes me not want to get out of bed. I’m banking on an energizing call to action at the end

The Long Heat: Climate Politics When It’s Too Late, by Wim Carton and Andreas Malm. The cover shows two masked people holding flares on a catwalk above a large rounded gray metal structure, presumably protestors on a piece of oil infrastructure.
@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-27 22:13:01

Giving thanks for good layer adhesion and Beskar... I mean PLA. 🧵🦃
Live now: Printing a Mando Bust Beer Mug to celebrate the holiday!
🔴 #Thanksgiving

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-26 13:37:00

I gotta get my shit together again

@gatewayy@mastodon.gatewayy.net
2025-11-23 17:20:36

Welcome back Alton Brown! I hope this becomes a more regular thing!
youtube.com/watch?v=hdUXDhIBxis

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-11-30 20:57:52

RE: mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/
Donald Trump = fart fart

@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-28 03:32:43

Time to dive into Tyria! Streaming Guild Wars 2 tonight, powered by my stable Linux rig. Come hang out and explore! #GW2 #LinuxGaming #Stream

@NicolasGriseyDemengel@piaille.fr
2025-10-25 06:33:35

"Checking in on the state of Amazon's chickenized reverse-centaurs"
pluralistic.net/2025/10/23/tra

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-26 12:54:37

Has anyone ever actually checked to confirm that Larry is indeed happy?

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-11-30 18:48:50

#Bridgyfed seems to have had a little hiccup a few days ago. I just noticed some posts missing on BS and a reply I got no notification of.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-26 11:52:10

We can at least be grateful to the AI bubble for helping open a vast number of eyes to the ensloppification of literally everything in all domains

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-11-30 18:43:41

Próximo livro: 1705 pšginas de manuscrito. Desta vez deram-me o manuscrito para trabalhar. São pšginas mais pequenas que as do livro impresso, mas menos pequenas que as 2200 e tal do último PDF. Ou seja: este é maior. Não muito maior, mas maior.
Mais um trabalho de longos meses, pois estš claro.

@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-27 03:33:42

Streaming #GW2 from my Linux rig because why open a window when you can break down the walls? Running smoothly, looking good, and absolutely 0% chance of a blue screen. Let's conquer Tyria. 👇 twitch.tv/tuxramus

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-11-30 16:13:44

Hm...
What's up with mastodon.social? I've been getting these errors:
"Due to a bug in our code or a browser compatibility issue, this page could not be displayed correctly.
Try refreshing the page. If that does not help, you may still be able to use Mastodon through a different browser or native app."
Not often, but it's been twice already.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-26 11:21:14

You should spend the next 45 minutes letting this guy explain in great detail the grammar and a possible new translation of the Sumerian dog joke youtu.be/YFD04YNJBu0

A shirtless Hungarian death metal linguist with cuneiform on a whiteboard behind him
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-11-29 23:09:05

RE: mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/
What?
No karate kicks?

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-26 18:06:40

Corsair STABKILL Ultra Aggro FUCKYOUUPTHEASSWITHAHALBERD Turbo RGB LED DDR5-6400 Performance Gamer RAM 16GB (2x8GB) $8299.13

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 19:44:11

RE: mastodon.online/@quiosque/1154
Quando é que começa a ser óbvio que temos a extrema-direita no poder?
Ainda não?

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 16:18:29

Todos os grunhos para a Grunholândia jš!

@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-26 04:03:27

Going live with LOTRO tonight on my Linux PC! Middle-earth runs smoother on Tux than a hobbit on second breakfast. Come join the adventure! 🐧🧙‍♂️ #LOTRO #LinuxGaming

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 16:09:46

Isto é Portugal, não é a Grunholândia.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 14:53:02

RE: mastodon.social/@mapologies/11
No meu léxico pessoal é noite das bruxas. Sempre foi noite das bruxas e só é outra coisa quando estou no gozo. Tipo chamar-lhe "ršlouine".

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-24 23:47:25

EoY project is finally upgrading my Pi CM4 NAS to a recent OS that doesn't depend on a custom legacy 5.15.92 kernel that I literally backported 6.1-tree Pericom PCIe switch fixes to as well as building in SATA and XFS support.
Looks like openSUSE finally supports the Pi 5 news.opensuse.org/2025/11/…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-30 14:49:06

#Portugal hoje estš em alta na Euronews. Aqui estš uma extensa entrevista com os autores do "Astérix na Lusitânia" - euronews.com/culture…

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-30 13:28:07

Isto é porreiro, especialmente para calar a boca aos tipinhos do norte da Europa, que ainda andam com a cabeça cheia de porcos.
Mas sabem o que era mesmo, MESMO porreiro? Era que a malta sentisse alguma coisa dessa liderança.
Infelizmente, o que se sente é o inverso.
mastodon.mediafaro.o…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-24 21:38:45

I have nothing useful to say so I might as well post about it

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-30 20:05:19

Diz o Marcelo que os problemas da saúde vêm da inexistência de um acordo político alargado sobre a saúde.
Pelo contršrio, ó Marcelo. Tem existido um acordo político alargado, da extrema-direita ao PS, para destruir o SNS. E estš a correr na perfeição.
(E antes que apareçam por aí os tipos do PS todos eriçados lembro só que foi o PS quem fez da Maria de Belém ministra da saúde. Por exemplo.)

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-25 17:39:56

Me every time I get an alert from my saved search for "Tektronix terminal" (it's never anything)

A cat with a fur pattern that makes it look like it's going O
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-30 17:56:34

RE: mastodon.social/@fediverserepo
Reading this weeks atmosphere review, I got a sudden realization:
If it's true that Mastodon and the fediverse are getting some features bluesky implemented earlier, it's…

@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-24 02:29:42

Streaming some GW2 tonight! My Linux PC is ready for adventure. Join the party in chat! #GuildWars2 #Gaming #Streamer

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 15:05:03

Estes gajos são tão aldrabões. TÃO aldrabões!
E novidades?, perguntam vocês?
Pois.
rtp.pt/noticias/pais/governo-c

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-25 14:20:57

Supernintendo Chalmers screaming "Skinner" only it's me and "FreeCAD"

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-25 13:00:11

Watching the latest Chubbyemu video gave me an idea: if you can't afford to take a vacation, instead take leave of your senses by inducing a reversible psychosis through bromine poisoning. A world of experiences, and you'll never even have to leave home!

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-25 12:00:00

I go to 3DJake.ie and it asks me in German if I'm at the right webshop, and tries to send me to the US one
I mean, looking at my last 22 years, it's a valid thing to check

@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-23 02:29:47

The penguin power is strong tonight! 🐧 Streaming SWTOR from my Linux PC. Come see how smoothly the Old Republic runs on open-source tech! Hope to see you in chat! #SWTOR #Gaming #Linux 🧙‍♂️

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-25 10:05:36

Idea: fixing inflation by giving all the extra money to rich people and then revaluing the currency based on whatever's left circulating

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-25 21:25:05

I wonder if this RAM lunacy has affected the price of DDR3L or, like, Intel C3101

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-25 19:25:33

Goatse Stargate

Goatse Stargate
@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-22 02:41:23

Tonight we boldly go where no hobbit has gone before! 🖖 Streaming Lord of the Rings Online from my Linux rig while dressed as a Starfleet Captain. Engage! #LOTRO #StarTrek #LinuxGaming

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-23 23:17:57

These RAM prices are bonkers, but I've got 2x16GB DDR5 SoDIMMs that I'll let go for a cool $800, @ me

@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-21 02:28:44

Ready to take on some quests and dynamic events in Tyria! Streaming Guild Wars 2 from my reliable Linux rig tonight. Hope to see you in chat! #GW2 #MMORPG #Linux

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-24 13:25:43

"My business isn't making any money"
❌ Weak, defeatist
"I'm running a non-profit enterprise!"
✅ Noble, purposeful

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-29 19:32:49

Diz a app do ipma que estão em Portimão 10 °C.
Acabei de passar na rua por um gajo de manga curta.
😵‍💫

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-29 16:00:58

A propósito de nada, eis a minha opinião sobre a União Europeia.
É uma merda indispensšvel.
E quando digo que é uma merda indispensšvel, digo exatamente isso. É uma merda (com tendência para piorar). E é indispensšvel, que lš fora é a selva.
Sou um europeístacético, ou coisa que o valha.

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-11-29 20:35:59

Mais um vídeo sobre o vulcão da Terceira.
youtu.be/JhP7mPNsKaI

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-23 18:41:00

In case you don't trust GitHub not to ban you and nuke all your code, there's a simple way to keep backups: github.com/ChappIO/git-backup

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-11-29 18:07:56

RE: mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/
Shai-hulud brings about the Big Ones.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-23 18:32:31

I am very stupid and also bad at computer

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-11-29 14:09:04

RE: mas.to/@angiebaby/115629865132
HAHAHAHAHA! 😂

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-23 13:55:21

I think my hobby at this point is troubleshooting ROCm segfaults

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 21:12:11

LOL
Color me unsurprised.
masto.pt/@tugatech/11545950837

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-23 11:34:44

For me, it was mostly just being the only non-religious extremist in the room, but I'm glad somebody found the cool people

Gretchen Felker-Martin
@scumbelievable

The experience of being homeschooled is completely encapsulated by the time I went to a book club for homeschooled teens and there was a girl there dressed in a crushed velvet revolutionary war uniform who introduced herself by saying "I fancy myself a bit of a libertine"
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 20:30:08

O sítio onde eu costumo ir comprar comida resolveu meter uma semana de férias.
O lado mau: eu, sem tempo para nada, tenho de estar a perdê-lo a cozinhar.
O lado bom: os hamburgueres estavam ótimos.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-23 10:47:48

Hey man, whatever you're into, be happy

SAM HARRIS WAKING UP ... WITH TWO BUDDHIST MONKS
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 17:39:03

Someone should build a browser extension to replace every mention to "#grokpedia" with "bullshitpedia".

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-23 09:03:38

The MISTer FPGA is overrated crap

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 16:36:33

And here I was thinking it was 364 days a year, except leap years, when it's 365.
masto.pt/@catarinac/1154582094

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-23 09:03:06

I wonder if I can summon the hordes by uttering their invocation phrase on this platform as well

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 16:25:29

Eu, sem tempo para nada, vou ao sapateiro porque o gajo me disse que os sapatos estavam prontos ontem.
Ainda não estavam.
Tu andas a gozar comigo, ó universo. Ai andas, andas...

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-23 08:53:09

Winter is such a miserable season. Hibernators have the right idea, and we should follow suit. Where's my winter avoidance stasis pod?

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-10-29 14:37:39

Reading stuff like the latest from @… I get the impression that a sound business strategy for the near future would be concentrating on doing stuff well, with competent people doing it, and making plans for rapid expansion for when the whole gigantic castle of half-burnt 6-fingered AI cards comes crashing down.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-22 12:33:11

Amazing how many people are really convinced that "following the news" is a real thing that has impact. What have you done with that information? Voted once every four years in a state that gives all its electoral votes to the other party, perhaps? Put the phone down and go outside

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-22 11:51:53

✅ skolebrŸd

cardamom-custard buns
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-22 09:00:13

Just about every time I see an Iiyama monitor I'm forced to mutter "Iiyama.....prestar...aen" in Galadriel-voice

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-22 08:55:14

Happy turnip day in the French Republican Calendar

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-21 23:41:17

Let's see if I wake up early enough to bake rolls

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-21 23:00:51

Should have bought a laptop with an Nvidia GPU in it

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-21 20:04:12

Wife indicated she has been craving Vlaamse stoofvlees and skolebrŸd. We aim to please...

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-21 15:39:18

My pan currently features an extremely inaccurate map of Europe

an extremely inaccurate map of Europe in pan-schmutz
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-21 12:22:51

You peepee everywhere? Maybe you should see a doctor for that.

"Use IPP Everywhere"
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-21 09:35:42

Who wants to go to the hottest show in town?

DAFM

Farm Hazardous Waste, Charleville Show Grounds, Cork, next Tues 25th Nov, 9am-4pm. For Info https://bit.ly/FarmWaste. To optout free text STOP to 50124.