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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-12-16 06:27:40

7 1/2 minutes of class.
Unlike some people.
▶️ Seth Remembers Rob Reiner - The Late Night with Seth Meyers
youtube.com/watch?v=CUW2GmKtqO

@jake4480@c.im
2026-01-17 07:28:36

More new great d-beat this year-- new self titled record by crusty ATL punks CORPORATOCRACY just came out:
corporatocracy.bandcamp.com/al
These are some tight, ripping tracks. 7 songs in less than 13 minutes. That's how it's done, k…

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2025-12-03 22:25:21

The top half of this is completely unsurprising, the bottom half is WILD


Top Artists of 2025

1
Powder Slut
1,507 minutes

2
Justice
405 minutes

3
Hot Chip
310 minutes

4
DJ Shadow
284 minutes

5
C2C
277 minutes

6
Taylor Swift
258 minutes

7
Speckman
256 minutes

8
Earmake
255 minutes

9
Nine Inch Nails
250 minutes

10
RealXMan
213 minutes
@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-02-11 22:06:41

Adding 2 minutes to the 5 that Endo was down for a total of 7 minutes of stoppage time seems very charitable to the visiting side.
#LFC

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-11 22:11:23

I don't exactly follow the Pomodoro Technique but because of my health issues I try to get up and move away from my desk every 20 minutes...
So I built a timer that literally locks me out of my computer when the time is up, forcing me to go away and take a break.
Lots of work to do the on firmware but for now it gets to 0, does a bunch of beeps to warn me, waits a few seconds, then types command-control-Q to lock the screen.

A small USB controller device with a 7 segment display.
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-13 10:19:39

Series D, Episode 08 - Games
VILA: So you've had some practice, then. That's a bit of luck.
TARRANT: Well not exactly. These things chuck the lot at you. Flying the real thing's nothing after one of these.
GAMBIT: Countdown eight minutes, still running.
blake.torpidity.net/m/408/456

Claude Sonnet 4 describes the image as: "This appears to be a scene from the British science fiction television series "Blake's 7," showing the characteristic futuristic set design with purple and pink lighting that was typical of the show's aesthetic. The scene takes place on what appears to be the flight deck or control room of a spacecraft, with the distinctive curved control console and technological equipment visible in the foreground. Several crew members are positioned around the set in …

Sleeping on the job used to be frowned upon.
But a Pew Research Center survey found that 34% of Americans take daily naps.
According to experts, 30 minutes or less of catnapping can “restore alertness, enhance performance and reduce mistakes and accidents” in the workplace.
In the 1960s, President John F. Kennedy caught some extra z’s in early afternoon to keep up his stride.
And NASA pilots take in-flight naps as short as 26 minutes to enhance performance and alertn…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-12-25 13:13:41

1. Plan going to Opole, via Kościan.
2. When you enter the train to Kościan, you discover that the change to Opole is delayed 15 minutes already. Consider changing in Leszno instead; if the delay increases, you'd have more options there.
3. Discover that there aren't any more options in Leszno today. Your change is delayed 30 minutes already. Return the reservations, and take one the other way, to Poznań instead.
4. Train station in Kościan. The displays aren't showing any delays, trains are announced normally. Tell people about the delays, so they won't stand in the -10°C waiting for the train to arrive.
5. Take the train to Poznań, and try to figure out what to do next.
6. Discover that the only reasonable choice going forward is Inowrocław: no delays and good return connection. It's the same train, so take another reservation. Your current seat is already taken there, so move elsewhere.
7. Your train should be followed by another one in the same direction, that departs from Poznań 6 minutes later. However, your train ends up waiting for another delayed train, so the other train goes first. The delay further increases as your train needs to slow down after the other train.
8. Reach Inowrocław 10 minutes later. That's not a problem, since you didn't have enough to see for all the time there anyway.
9. Discover that the town is more interesting than you thought, and you'd use more time.
10. When you almost get to the station, discover that your train is 10 minutes late. Not that you have any use for that time at this point.
11. When you're at the station, the train keeps increasing delay while waiting at the previous station, in Bydgoszcz. The station displays are completely useless, as they show only a random subset of regional trains, for no apparent reason. The announcements include all trains, but are rarely given.
12. The delay keeps increasing. Start thinking about getting a reservation for the next train to Poznań, in case it arrived first. You can't return the reservation after the planned departure time, and you can't have two reservations simultaneously, so reserve the seat from Mogilno, the next station.
13. The next train arrives first. While on board, you discover that you're not going to have any train home for 1.5 hr. Take another seat reservation to Leszno, where you can change into a suburban train and get home 15 minutes earlier than from Poznań. This time, your seat is still free.
14. The train departs 15 minutes delayed from Poznań. After all, you're changing trains in Kościan.
So I was going to go south, to Opole, via Kościan. Instead, I've ended up slingshotting north to Inowrocław, and getting back home via the same train as if I were in Opole.
#rail

@n8foo@macaw.social
2026-02-05 17:01:49

First Light is a special event worth celebrating for any camera or telescope. This time it's both, with a Dwarf Mini smart telescope. Taken from a parking lot, I sat it on the roof of the car and started configuring/capturing.
The image is Pleiades, a star cluster 444ly from earth. While I only had about 5 minutes exposure time, it was a good #firstlight
Note - included before/…

A dark shot with 7 points of light. It's a starfield, specifically, Pleiades, a star cluster 444ly from earth
Before processing. Slightly more grainy and noisy, with a line across the image (a satellite). A dark shot with 7 points of light. It's a starfield, specifically, Pleiades, a star cluster 444ly from earth
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-30 04:04:46

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #EasternEchoes
Babebee:
🎵 7 minutes in heaven
#Babebee
babebee.bandcamp.com/track/7-m
open.spotify.com/track/5FrO4WT

@whitequark@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 05:02:54

reason to lose ten minutes to stupid computer shit: libreoffice appears to default to UTF-7 (sic) when importing CSV files
why in the ever living fuck would you want to use UTF-7. ever. at any point in your life

@gray17@mastodon.social
2026-02-06 09:58:50

I spent way too much time writing up this Terms of Service for my website.
By viewing this website, you agree that I have permission to inject words, images, and other content into your brain. 1400 words - 7 minutes
felix.dognebula.com/art/terms-

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-01-03 03:35:57

First attempt to super charge with Nissan leaf starting at 64%. 32 degrees out. Forgot to turn battery heater on and only charged at 22kw. Ouch. Turned heater on and after 30 minutes seemed to peak at 28kw.
The leaf is supposed to be able to hit 150kw. But no luck this time.
#ev #cars

71% charged at 27.7 kw
@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-02-09 06:41:19

Inside Netanyahu's Distorted Protocols: Debunking His October 7 Narrative - Israel Security
#Longread)
#Israel #October7 #Gaza

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2025-11-25 10:43:13

Going on another rail adventure today: in theory, I should arrive at Bonn Hbf in 7 hours and 7 minutes.
Here goes nothing!
#TrainTravel

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-11-25 10:43:13

Going on another rail adventure today: in theory, I should arrive at Bonn Hbf in 7 hours and 7 minutes.
Here goes nothing!
#TrainTravel

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-11-25 10:43:13

Going on another rail adventure today: in theory, I should arrive at Bonn Hbf in 7 hours and 7 minutes.
Here goes nothing!
#TrainTravel

@jake4480@c.im
2026-01-09 11:28:08

#GrindayFriday for this week is the debut demo of Philly grind/powerviolence freaks AGONESIAC. It's 7 songs, and no song is even a minute long save track 6, which is just over two. You can listen to the whole demo in just around 8 minutes. 😂👊

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-12-29 13:46:25

Good Morning #Canada
Last week I registered with Ontario's Healthcare Connect program to help us get a family doctor in the Barrie area. Our previous family doctor retired in November and we were still covered by the clinic but it's in Brampton, more than 90 minutes away. So I'm now relying on Dougie to keep his promise to find a family doctor for all Ontarians by June 2026. I mean he's done so well with housing, environmental goals, Eglinton Crosstown....
Did you know that 83% of Canadians now report they have regular access to a family doctor which means an approximate 500K improvement in the past two years. That still leaves about 6M of us without a family physician. Family physician shortages are the highest in the territories (>55%), Quebec (21.5%) and British Columbia (17.7%), and the provinces of Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan and British Columbia have the fewest family physicians per 100 000 persons in the population.
#CanadaIsAwesome #HealthCare
cihi.ca/en/taking-the-pulse-me

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-02 16:12:16

Series A, Episode 07 - Mission To Destiny
JENNA: There it is, look. Circling every two minutes.
BLAKE: When d'you pick it up?
JENNA: Just before I called you.
BLAKE: It's circling all the time?
blake.torpidity.net/m/107/7 B7B4

Claude Sonnet 4 describes the image as: "This image appears to be from a classic science fiction television production, likely from the late 1970s or early 1980s based on the visual style and production values. The setting appears to be the interior of a spacecraft or futuristic facility, with characteristic angular white paneling and technological elements visible in the background.

The scene shows two characters in what appears to be a dramatic moment. One figure wears dark leather or simila…
@izzychambers@vivaldi.net
2026-01-25 17:46:21

Izzy thinks it’s too cold and the snow is too deep, even though a few minutes ago she was insisting that we needed to go on a walk. Got her down to the sidewalk, but we have 7 or 8 inches of snow and sleet is still coming down. She ran back up the stairs and stood on the porch shivering. #DogsOfMastodon

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-12-15 04:47:34

Totally normal #Python upstream attitude:
1. Ignore a reply on a bug report for 3 years.
2. Install a #StaleBot in the middle of the night.
3. 7 minutes after the bug is marked stale, claim that you "never heard back on this" and that "the issue was somewhere downstream", without even checking another linked issue.
#Matplotlib

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-01-20 00:31:55

I hate when the Prevacid wears off without warning.
I get surprise reflux that makes my lungs & eustachian tubes burn. I cough & cough & cough. SWMBO comes running because she thinks I’m dying. I wish I was dying. I find my British* Gaviscon, chew a few tabs with a mouthful of water and gargle at length to try to splash something with a pH >7 on all the burning parts. Ultimately it takes ~10 minutes for my lungs to rev up the phlegm production enough to feel normal.

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-12-12 18:25:02

#Mastodon #Fediverse #Outreach #Ottawa #OttawaPlace #Media #politicians
I was reading this funny story about a Jeopardy! question that featured Ottawa Mayor Mark Sutcliffe.
cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/who-
It features a link to his X where he (manually) recorded the Answer/Question. So then I ended up on his X profile.
He has 33,000 followers.
He posted 12 minutes ago.
75 engagements - 0 likes - 0 boosts - 0 replies
1h ago
313 engagements - 0 likes - 1 boost - 1 reply
another 1h ago
354 - 3 - 1 - 0
another 1h ago
669 - 3 - 1 - 1
another 1h ago
570 - 1 - 0 - 0
2h ago
461 - 7 - 1 - 2
———
Like... what good is 33 000 followers if less than 1/3rd potentially see your post and you get nearly no real engagement?
My Theory: While Politicians think they are using X/FB because “that's where the people are”, the data shows that the "people" beyond clicking ‘follow' never actually see them or engage with that person. Instead, what the profile is actually used for is self promotion. A known place where the *media* can pick up the relevant happenings of a politician.
Which then begs the question. Would said Mayor of Ottawa be able to do exactly the same thing, and engage with the same or more constituents on ottawa.place?

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-02-06 18:26:48

Series C, Episode 04 - Dawn of the Gods
VILA: I wasn't planning to. I'll call in two minutes. Out.
TARRANT: Does anyone have even a faint idea of where we are and what sort of mess we're in?
blake.torpidity.net/m/304/189 B7B4

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This image appears to be from the British science fiction television series "Blake's 7," which aired from 1978 to 1981. The scene shows three actors on what appears to be a spaceship set, characterized by the futuristic interior with angular walls and technical equipment visible in the background.

Steven Pacey stands on the left wearing a beige or cream-colored tunic with distinctive lacing detail at the chest and a dark belt. Jan Chappell is position…
@guerda@ruhr.social
2025-12-23 10:12:21

Cool, von @… gibt es ebenfalls eine Jahresrückschau :) Sogar mit Alt-Text-Generator für die SharePics. Gefällt mir.
In den Top 10 habe ich noch #LinkinPark und #Moderat

Top 5 releases this year for guerda
1. Die tollsten Tage mit DIKKA - DIKKA
2. Time & Space - Turnstile
3. Oh Yeah! - Dikka
4. Faszination Weltraum - Farin Urlaub Racing Team
5. Pink - Robin Schulz
Top 16 Releases this year for guerda 
1. Die tollsten Tage mit DIKKA - DIKKA 
2. Time & Space - Turnstile 
3. Oh Yeah! - Dikka 
4. Faszination Weltraum - Farin Urlaub Racing Team 
5. Pink - Robin Schulz 
6. Meteora - Linkin Park 
7. MORE D4TA - Moderat 
8. Moderat - Moderat 
9. Supersonic Speed - Die Happy 
10. Boom Schakkalakka - Dikka 
11. Minutes to Midnight - Linkin Park 
12. Die Wahrheit übers Lügen - Farin Urlaub Racing Team 
13. Uncovered - Robin Schulz 
14. III - Moderat 
15. private mu…
@sncf_ligne_r@lepoulsdumonde.com
2025-11-25 07:44:05

Allongement de temps de trajet de 7 minutes pour le train suivant : - PUMA départ Montereau 08h22, arrivée Paris Lyon 09h22.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil X de la ligne R.
Motif : panne d'un train.
🤖 25/11 08:44

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-21 10:33:22

Series C, Episode 03 - Volcano
VILA: Because we can't.
[Flight deck]
AVON: Zen, flight status?
ZEN: The energy banks still require two minutes before power will be available to make navigation speed.
AVON: We'll be dead by then
blake.torpidity.net/m/303/622

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This appears to be a scene from the British science fiction television series "Blake's 7." The setting is inside what looks like a spaceship interior, with characteristic 1970s/80s sci-fi production design visible in the background, including control panels and curved architectural elements.

Four characters are gathered in conversation. On the left is a figure in a blue-grey uniform with curly hair. Next to them stands someone wearing an elaborate bro…