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@pdmckone@mstdn.ca
2024-11-29 15:08:10
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Can I ask you something? At home, when you go from your kitchen to your bathroom, where do you park?
That's crazy. I don't drive in the house. It's all --
Walkable?
Shut up. You don't understand stuff.

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-01-29 05:54:55

You claim I'm violent, yet you're not even dead. Curious.

@dankeck@a11y.social
2024-11-30 18:10:53

Thank you to the Flickr Foundation. As they pursue preserving digital photos of historical interest, they also put the effort into descriptive alt text for social media posts. @… @flickrfdn.bsky.social #AltText #Flickr

@ptesarik@fosstodon.org
2024-11-29 15:14:16

Just discovered a cool #magit feature: When you write a new commit and mention an issue using the usual hash-notation, it immediately becomes a hyperlink to that issue on GitHub.
Wow! #Emacs

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-01-29 05:57:51

Ever hate listening to someone's voice so much you find you're trying to will yourself into a heart attack every time they speak?

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-30 05:10:17

Chinafake tip: if you visit chinafake.wiki frequently or have it bookmarked/favorited, you might be able to search it in Safari on iOS by adding "chinafake" before your search query! Try it out!

A screenshot of the search bar in Safari on iOS. Entered into the search box is "chinafake funny crawl spider". The top search suggestion is "Search chinafake.wiki for 'funny crawl spider'".
@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2024-12-24 21:41:36

Hey Canada, Greenland and Panama, did you know that "...the U.S. government argued that Bin Laden and Soleimani posed an imminent threat and that the killings were defensive and, therefore, justified under international law."
I'm not saying anyone should hurt anyone. Violence is never a good answer. I also think someone threatening to invade and take possession of you by force is...bad.
quote source:

@samir@functional.computer
2024-12-20 23:00:25

@… Aha, I get you now! This is the best thing about proofs (I feel the same way about dependently-typed programming). The more information you can convey in a signature or type, the less you need to look inside.
I'm surprised you say that Go is close to it, though; is this because of culture? I'm sure that Rob Pike shouting “don't do anything cle…

@Buterin@qoto.org
2024-12-26 09:35:22
@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-01-29 05:47:28

Sometimes, you have to bite people. That's just life.

@BugWarp@wikis.world
2024-12-09 02:40:31

But in better news today I also finished #Frieren and holy cow that was amazing, can't wait for season 2.
My full review: boxd.it/80sUvz

@gharbeia@mastodon.social
2024-11-26 09:24:07

Bluesky users:
Follow the robot @ap.brid.gy to let friends in the Fediverse (Masodon et al.) follow you.
Or allow the reception of messages from "everyone" in your account's settings.

@raysofred@discordian.social
2025-01-29 05:43:55

I'm only as dangerous as you'll force me to be

@samir@functional.computer
2024-12-20 23:42:09

@… Can I interest you in /dev/null As A Service?
For the low price of $5.99/month, you can send me a link to anything, and I will lose it for you!
This is a write-only service.

@KraftTea@mastodon.social
2024-12-17 22:26:46

The ruble has lost 1/3rd of its value vs. the yuan, but if you factor in OTHER extra costs...
----
China strongly limits Russian access to tech in mech. engineering, aviation, and microelectronics.
"...they openly tell us: if you want to get some technologies, buy the product as a whole. We say: no, at best we need components that we'll replace soon. They tell us: we understand this, but aren't going to do it at normal prices. Here is double the price - please.&…

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-29 09:27:44

Reminder that if you know anyone who uses bsky but not the fediverse, they can still follow our account! bsky.app/profile/ChinafakeWiki

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-08 07:06:34

#Blakes7 Series D, Episode 05 - Animals
DAYNA: He isn't interested in offers. He doesn't want Federation help or any help. He just wants to be left alone.
SERVALAN: He can't be left alone. Surely you can see that. You have his affection, yes? He trusts you. Then all you do is go and tell him to do a deal with us.

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2024-12-11 10:50:14

«How to Learn Rust in 2024: A Complete Beginner’s Guide to Mastering Rust Programming»
– from @… on @… blog
Yes, I admit, I have to seriously go through this because I still find learning Rust difficult.
🦀

@loleg@fosstodon.org
2024-11-01 09:34:15

@… it's so good to see you here 😊 sorry I am not managing to follow or support you much these days 😔 I do want to send you my hugs and gratitude 🤗 even though I already follow XOXO and have them all on queue ⏳ the Cabel Sasser talk you put at the top of your email today truly has life-changing potential ☀️ At the very least it is a bright ray of sunshin…

@anijatsu@meow.social
2024-12-25 15:24:24

positional voip.... why isn't it still a thing? i remember when xfire also let you stream your comrades' video streams in a picture in picture
mumble.info/documentation/user

@dankeck@a11y.social
2024-11-22 18:05:44

AI chatbots are like that one uncle you see at Thanksgiving. Over his life he became a true expert in something, say, ice sculptures, and can speak with authority on it. But he's convinced he should speak with authority on any subject at all — medicine, law, business, how rainy it will be next spring — stating with 100% certainty things he heard or made up.
Many things he says are right, many are wrong, and you can't judge which is which from his words alone.

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2024-12-25 01:23:47

Get. Off. My. Lawn. 😳😝💣💥🫥💀
youtu.be/YPW_HeOHA1E

@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-18 13:28:14

My dear dear friend had been misdiagnosed with lingering pneumonia in the spring, and had spells of being very sick, nothing was helping. She finally got a breast cancer diagnosis a couple of weeks ago, and it had already spread everywhere, two weeks later she passed. I’m still in shock. Please stay up to date with your self exams and mammograms, and if you have an ailment that’s not clearing up, keep seeing doctors until they figure out what it is, get second opinions! Don’t wait. Love you Mary.

@mszll@datasci.social
2024-11-15 21:42:56

Is "decentralizedwashing" a term yet? See recent #bluesky discussions like: social.wildeboer.net/@jwildebo

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-09 14:32:10

Series C, Episode 03 - Volcano
MORI: [V.O.] If you come in that approach, you will find no detectors to pick you up, and no opposition.
SERVALAN: Excellent. We will regroup immediately and approach on that bearing.
blake.torpidity.net/m/303/565 B7B3

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image depicts a person sitting in what appears to be a futuristic or sci-fi setting. The individual is wearing a white outfit with silver accents, which suggests a space or sci-fi theme. Behind them is a control panel filled with knobs and buttons, enhancing the high-tech environment. The seat and surrounding decor have a retro-futuristic design, commonly seen in science fiction shows from past decades. The overall atmosphere is one of command and technolog…
@BugWarp@wikis.world
2024-12-25 01:07:26

Merry Christmas everyone, hope you all been good!
youtube.com/watch?v=8i93vXUKqn

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-26 21:14:12

Our Matrix chat is now back! It was gone due to some moderation issues, but those have been resolved and it is now back online with Discord messages being bridged again! Check it out at matrix.to/#/#chinafakes:matr

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2024-12-07 09:40:20

I didn't get Hexcodle #485 :( Score: 55%
Do you know the RGB value by heart for your website customers? Well, I don't either and have to check every time.
⏫🔼✅⏫⏫⏬
🔼✅✅⏫🔼⏬
🔼✅✅⏫🔼⏬
🔽✅✅⏫⏬🔽
✅✅✅🔽✅✅
🦜 hexcodle.com

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-07 17:43:11

I've seen outlashes of #violence from #selfrighteous #elderly SURGE in Los Angeles.
(Also seen these aggro-

@loleg@fosstodon.org
2024-11-05 10:46:38

"Hey, gran'kids, did you know there was a time when the AI was just *a part of* the game engine - not the *other* way around? ..." 👴 #DecartEtched #Minecraft #gameinAI

Screenshot of a video game hallucinated inside of an AI engine. A title above reads "Everything you see is AI generated in real-time by Decart and Etched". You can see a red flower in the middle of a green grassy field with mountains in the back, and a Minecraft-style inventory and health indicators at the bottom, as well as a summary of controls.
@@Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-01-10 19:53:23

Awkward when you're literally doing more organizing in a whole other city where the knob who thinks he's — actually I don't know what he thinks he's accomplishing — lives, than the actual knob who &c.
🖕🏾

@KraftTea@mastodon.social
2024-12-18 06:01:24

You know the North Koreans are getting owned when I can share a new, 4 minute long video of them getting owned and owned and owned by a plethora of drone strikes, AND share an article about how they are getting owned and owned and owned by cluster munitions, to what appears to be an even greater degree.

@dankeck@a11y.social
2024-12-16 02:40:29

Have you remediated a PDF file with Acrobat? Have you ever accidentally clicked "Autotag document" and wiped out your manual tagging?
If so, please consider voting to remove this action from the context menu.
#Acrobat #PDF

In Adobe Acrobat, the context menu when right clicking on a tag in the tags pane. The menu item named "Autotag document" is highlighted.
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-07 14:09:22

Series C, Episode 09 - Sarcophagus
CALLY: [Enters] I've finished with the book screen, Dayna. You said you wanted it.
TARRANT: Ah, Cally. I've been going over that theory of yours about the teleport bracelets boosting each other. As you're aware, it doesn't make sense.
blake.torpidity.net/m/3…

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image depicts a person with curly hair, wearing a high-collared outfit that appears to be part of a science fiction setting. The background suggests a futuristic or spaceship-like environment with metallic and geometric shapes. The lighting and design give it a classic sci-fi vibe from the late 1970s or early 1980s."

Blakes7Bot, version 3.7.34.
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-19 19:32:57

If you have time to call your rep today to oppose HR
9495, please do. It could give the next admin power to revoke non-profits’ tax exempt status just because they don’t like it. Below is a script to read and the link to find your rep (and their contact info).
ziplook.house.gov/htbin/findre

@samir@functional.computer
2024-12-20 22:54:17

@… I definitely would enjoy learning more about this stuff. Do you have any good places to start?

@dankeck@a11y.social
2024-12-21 14:37:35

Happy Solstice
#Solstice #Chiptune

@theawely@mamot.fr
2024-12-13 19:03:21

Can you recommend a Mastodon instance which supports >500 characters and markdown, have a gentle community and a transparent and apolitical moderation?

@@Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-01-11 05:15:07

Battery dying. Must upload!
Chilling with a couple hundred other colonizer haters.
My stalkers seem particularly offended by this song. This is for you!
#FuckTheColonizers #FuckShitlibs #DeathToCanada

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 08:54:31

Which kid would you want?
#kids #humor

@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-19 15:05:36

“Dangerous Coats” by Sharon Owens
Someone clever once said
Women were not allowed pockets
In case they carried leaflets
To spread sedition
Which means unrest
To you & me
A grandiose word
For commonsense
Fairness
Kindness
Equality
So ladies, start sewing
Dangerous coats
Made of pockets & sedition

@dankeck@a11y.social
2025-01-10 18:45:22

Until 5 pm EST today, They Might Be Giants is giving away My Murdered Remains, their 2018 album.
Go grab the MP3s and maybe buy a Dr. Worm Venn diagram shirt.
#TMBG #TheyMightBeGiants

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-26 09:38:27

Welcome! You've reached the official Fediverse (or Bluesky) account of the Chinafake Wiki at chinafake.wiki! We specialize in creating a database of bootleg and generic toys from China. (ever been to one of those small dollar stores that isn't part of a chain?) Visit us at

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2024-12-12 22:05:36

"This virtual workshop organized by Heather Jaber and Max Dugan in February looks amazing! Proposals are due tomorrow but it may be worth emailing the organizers if you see this late."
Submission form is here:
bit.ly/attachingaffects
#acrel #SBLAAR

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-05 23:16:04

If you own a #Vault-Tec #Pip-Boy 3000 mk V, firmware 2v24.413-1.12 was released (shipped with 2v24.325-1.04) so install it at

@loleg@fosstodon.org
2024-11-06 08:16:20

To all my soulmates from the East coast to the West, DM if you ever need a distant couch to crash on in the next 4 trial/tearful years

a group of people are gathered in a living room with the words mi casa es tu casa above them
@dankeck@a11y.social
2024-12-18 12:10:12

This year I started reporting rainfall measurements in the #CoCoRaHS volunteer weather observation system.
And every single time, I can't help but sing: 𝅘𝅥𝅮 Co co rahs, rahs done by you 𝅘𝅥𝅮
#Weather #EltonJohn

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-10 17:07:36

Series C, Episode 01 - Aftermath
MELLANBY: Come and sit down.
AVON: Thank you.
blake.torpidity.net/m/301/185 B7B4

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image appears to be from a science fiction television setting. It shows two individuals in conversation, dressed in futuristic attire with distinctive accessories. The man on the left is wearing sunglasses and has a stylish badge around his neck. The setting suggests a high-tech or space-themed environment, possibly on a spaceship or a futuristic facility, given the metallic and industrial backdrop. The clothing and props suggest a show from the late 20th c…
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-04 19:07:19

Wanna follow the OFFICIAL accounts of News & Media outlets?
If you're on BlueSky, this is a curated Starter Pack of around ~100 accounts I follow. (NBC, CNN, Newsweek, New Yorker, Chicago Tribune, Los Angeles Times, etc.)
go.bsky.app/TLsSB5e

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2024-12-12 14:55:03

Don't ask why I trust #BLAKE3, you too or do you recommend something else and for what? 🧑‍💻 :BoostOK:
#code #sha #hashtag

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-11 07:09:15

#Blakes7 Series D, Episode 08 - Games
TARRANT: Well not exactly. These things chuck the lot at you. Flying the real thing's nothing after one of these.
GAMBIT: Countdown eight minutes, still running.
blake…

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2024-12-12 12:39:15

Religious Studies Project Opportunities Digest – December 9, 2024 religiousstudiesproject.com/op

@dankeck@a11y.social
2024-12-15 12:00:00

#SilentSunday

A dumpster sits by an electric pole at the crossing of two alleys in a city. The sun shines on the front side of the dumpster which has been completely painted by a street artist. On a blue background are four colorful, stylized, childlike drawings of animals: an orange elephant, a pink hippo, a pink duck, and a yellow bear. The words written in the space between the animals are: "This is trash. You are not." The dumpster is overflowing with trash bags. They can be seen piled higher than the to…
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-10 20:27:36

Series D, Episode 04 - Stardrive
TARRANT: What use will that be? The main drive chamber can't be pressurized. How do you carry out a delicate repair operation wearing a spacesuit and gauntlets?
VILA: I don't.
blake.torpidity.net/m/404/48 B7B5

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image features three men in a futuristic setting, which appears to be a science fiction environment, possibly from a television show. The setting has a dimly lit interior with metallic and sleek design elements, suggesting a spaceship or high-tech facility. The men are dressed in distinct, futuristic costumes, likely indicating their roles as characters in a sci-fi series. The central figure wears a black costume with metallic and shiny details, while the o…
@dankeck@a11y.social
2024-11-10 04:56:21

Thank you, @… . It's been decades since I thought about DOS Shell.
Our first PC came with MS-DOS 5 and also Windows 3.1. So even then DOS Shell seemed quaint and antiquated. But in a fun way.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-11 07:31:19

#Blakes7 Series C, Episode 09 - Sarcophagus
VILA: What's Cally supposed to have?
TARRANT: No time for a discussion, Vila. You stay here.
blake.torpidity.net/m/309/251<…

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image depicts a person standing in a science fiction setting. The individual is wearing a futuristic outfit with red and gray colors, featuring a V-shaped design on the chest and shoulders, and a belt. The background suggests a spaceship or high-tech environment with geometric structures and panels. The lighting is dim, consistent with the interior of a spacecraft or control room. The overall atmosphere is typical of a classic sci-fi television series."

…
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-09 21:12:12

Series A, Episode 05 - The Web
VILA: All I said was what do you think of the outfit.
ZEN: Repair monitors report explosive device attached to primary power channel.
blake.torpidity.net/m/105/95 B7B5

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image appears to depict a scene from a science fiction setting, possibly on a spaceship or futuristic environment. A woman is in the foreground, wearing a metallic-looking green outfit with distinctive shoulders. Behind her, in the background, is a man who seems to be gesturing or speaking, dressed in a tunic-like outfit. The architecture includes angled walls, contributing to the futuristic ambiance.

Michael Keating and Jan Chappell were actors in the Bri…
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-10 13:47:32

Series A, Episode 10 - Breakdown
JENNA: It all happened so quickly. One minute he was crying with pain, then he went beserk.
VILA: I'm glad he's a friend. Could get very painful if he really didn't like you.
blake.torpidity.net/m/110/10 B7B3

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image appears to be from a scene in a science fiction television show, possibly "Blake's 7," considering the actors mentioned. The setting looks futuristic, with what seems to be a spaceship interior, featuring control panels and a metallic design. Several characters are engaged in a conversation or interaction.

As for Gareth Thomas, Sally Kynvette, and Jan Chappell, without being able to identify individuals, I can't specify who is who in the image. Overa…
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-08 20:47:50

Series B, Episode 06 - Trial
BLAKE: Yes ... I don't suppose you know how to speed up the timer on a hom- [Sees that Zil is out of earshot] - homing beacon? Yeah. [He straightens up and starts after her. Zil has collapsed.] Zil, what's wrong?
ZIL: Zil is lost. [The ground opens near her. Blake scoops her up and walks off with her.] The Host will take...

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-08 21:09:18

Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
BLAKE: They don't.
GUARD: You. [Signals to Selma] Come with me.
blake.torpidity.net/m/204/475 B7B5

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image appears to be from a scene set in a cave. The setting is dark and rocky, illuminated by a few lights suggesting an underground or mysterious environment. Two characters are visible, one with light hair wearing a pink outfit and another with darker features adorned with intricate, possibly alien-like designs. This scene likely involves an adventurous or possibly sci-fi context, where the characters are exploring or interacting within a subterranean env…
@dankeck@a11y.social
2025-01-05 23:53:47

#SilentSunday

A sign for the restaurant Frisch's Big Boy looms high in a cloudy sky on a pole. The sign features a smiling cartoon boy with a pompadour haircut. Halfway up the pole is a second sign that reads "Drive thru" and "Thank you Lancaster". Behind the sign is an empty parking lot and a deserted one-story brick building. The parking lot has faded yellow lines for parking spots and lots of tar patching cracks in the asphalt. The parking lot is surrounded by grass with a light dusting of snow.
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-07 10:28:00

Series B, Episode 03 - Weapon
TRAVIS: And the slave pits?
SERVALAN: When you're of no further use to me, Travis.
blake.torpidity.net/m/203/68 B7B2

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "This image is a black-and-white photograph depicting a person wearing a textured outfit with a distinctive eyepatch or face marking over one eye. The setting appears to be in a minimalistic or sci-fi inspired environment, possibly a scene from a television show or film. The person has a serious or intense expression on their face. Further context or specific identification is not possible from the image alone."

Blakes7Bot, version 3.7.34.
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-08 14:07:56

Series D, Episode 12 - Warlord
ORAC: Why not ask them?
TARRANT: [Into comm] This is Xenon base, identify yourselves. [static] I repeat, identify yourselves. [more static] You have ten seconds or I'll open fire.
blake.torpidity.net/m/412/23 B7B3

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image depicts a scene from a science fiction setting, likely from a television show. The characters are dressed in futuristic costumes, suggesting a space or advanced technological environment. The room in which they are gathered features consoles and electronic panels, reinforcing the sci-fi context.

Four individuals are gathered around a transparent tabletop model or device with circuitry visible inside. They appear to be engaged in a serious discussion …
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-06 14:21:53

Series A, Episode 11 - Bounty
JENNA: Goodbye.
TYCE: Goodbye, Blake. You'll always be welcome on Lindor.
blake.torpidity.net/m/111/541 B7B3

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image depicts a scene from a science fiction setting, possibly from a TV series given the attire and ambiance. There are two individuals, a man and a woman, standing in what appears to be a futuristic or industrial environment with metallic walls and structured lighting. The man is wearing a futuristic outfit, and both characters seem engaged in a conversation. The setting suggests a spacecraft or a high-tech facility."

Blakes7Bot, version 3.7.34.
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-06 21:44:40

Series B, Episode 05 - Pressure Point
AVON: [Completes his dash with Gan catching him. Places his hand on Blake's arm.] Thank you.
BLAKE: [To Vila] How long?
blake.torpidity.net/m/205/449 B7B5

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image appears to be a scene from a science fiction television show with four men dressed in futuristic or fantasy-style outfits. The setting looks like an outdoor location with greenery and a brick or stone wall in the background, suggesting a moment of action or tension. The men seem focused or alerted by something off-camera, and one of them is holding a weapon, which adds to the intensity of the scene. This context suggests they might be involved in a su…
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-07 07:07:50

#Blakes7 Series C, Episode 10 - Ultraworld
CALLY: [V.O. still faint] Help me, please. I don't know where I am.
AVON: Cally, where are you? We need your location.
blake.torpidity.net/m/310/98

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-06 07:41:59

#Blakes7 Series B, Episode 03 - Weapon
RASHEL: What do you think's out there?
COSER: How should I know? I don't care as long as it stays there.
blake.torpidity.net/m/203/355

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-06 17:41:57

Series B, Episode 04 - Horizon
AVON: What did it say - decode.
ZEN: It is in Federation code nine. Message reads, "Top priority signal to any Federation pursuit unit, from Kommissar, planet Horizon. Request assistance. Ruler of Horizon unreliable, am disposing of him. Rebel spaceship at grid reference ten by thirteen double-u zed. Request you destroy this spaceship at once. Also inform Federation Central Control of this action. Await confirmation."

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image shows a man wearing a futuristic silver outfit in what appears to be a science fiction setting, likely a spaceship or a high-tech control room. The environment is dimly lit with sleek, modern design elements, featuring consoles and screens. The person is seated, looking focused and composed, as if engaged in an important task or decision. The outfit and setting suggest a scene from a sci-fi TV show or film, evoking an atmosphere of adventure and explo…
@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-10-31 22:38:26

@…
The Chinafake Wiki team wishes you a happy Halloween! :)