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@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-06-30 18:55:12

What do you call a 9-sided banana?
A banonagon!
(Credit to my 4-year-old.)

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-30 00:36:06

food porn
1. a genre of visual content that presents food in an extremely stylized and appealing way, often designed to evoke a strong desire to eat
2. a banana fucking a bagel

@joe@toot.works
2025-05-29 12:52:44

I sat looking at "a bread of banana" for a long time, thinking "what the f#%k?!?" #duolingo

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-07-21 23:05:06
The Cat No Banana

🎨by Marc P.I.

Paint titled "The Cat No Banana" (2017) by Marc P.I. showing a blob of a cat making a weird "do not like" face with it's mouth open because of a banana nearby. Truly a work of art!
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-23 03:43:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #WoPop
Gino Banana:
🎵 T
#GinoBanana
kompleks.bandcamp.com/track/gi

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-07-08 04:26:02

In my opinion this router is a real bargain.
cc: @… mastodon.social/@bananapi/1148

Banana Pi Open Source Hardware (@bananapi@mastodon.social)
Adjunto: 1 imagen Banana Pi BPI-Wifi5 Router use Siflower SF19A2890S2 design, Low cost smart home router , welcome for OEM&ODM https://docs.banana-pi.org/en/BPI-WiFi5/BananaPi_BPI-WiFi5_Router #wifi5 #lowcost #router #smarthome #iot #network #wireless

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-06-23 05:29:35

FFOTUS has tossed our US Constitution into the paper shredder and disclaimed any restraints on his powers.
OK. Then....
Congress can play the same game - it can hire its own armed forces. (How and where it gets the money is an exercise left to the reader.)
And generals, more likely colonels, in the US military can say "we don't need no stinkin' commander-in-chief to tells us what to do." This would bring on a good 'ol South American Banana Republic …

@hansaplast42@social.wastedalpaca.wtf
2025-07-01 08:41:44

NIMBY war mir bekannt, aber
BANANA (an acronym for "build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything -or anyone") und CAVE people (citizens against virtually everything) kannte ich noch nicht.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NIMBY#BA

NIMBY - Wikipedia

@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-24 08:24:19

🤔 Interestingly enough I've talked a lot about Niri today, even adjusted the config, but ended up spending time in Project Banana, the immutable KDE Linux (by KDE, based on Arch). And Calculate Linux, a Russian Gentoo spin.
Such is the life of the restless.

@vrandecic@mas.to
2025-07-18 07:27:48

I find it funny that Gap's retail brands capture the US so well: Old Navy, Banana Republic, Gap...

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-07-03 19:45:37

New sign and revised handle... Larger back piece in case of wind.
(No stencil for this one... printed on a nice printer!)
Laser-cut banana for scale.

#protest #resist #fascism

A sign with a guillotine that says "Feed Me Oligarchs" with a laser-cut banana next to it.
The back piece of a 3D printed sign handle.
@soundclamp@mastodon.xyz
2025-06-06 19:56:22

#NowPlaying Happy regular Friday. It’s a perfect day for this recording of Jim O’Rourke live at Banana Hall in Osaka, Japan from *checks notes* 1999. archive.org/details/jim-o-rour

@tecnijota@laterracita.online
2025-05-04 15:32:21

Feliz Cinco de Cuatro!!!

A “happy cinco de cuatro” billboard, originally from the Banana stand at Newport Beach, CA. It has a banana with maracas and a mexican hat.
@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 07:26:48

Reife Bananen in Stücke schneiden, einfrieren, pürieren -> sehr cremiges Bananeneis! #nommention
cooking.nytimes.com/reci…

@ingo@social.stuetzle.cc
2025-06-09 18:05:25

„I wasn’t allowed to speak or offer legal advice to M in the courtroom, so without looking down for too long, I wrote in my notebook:
Ils vont essayer de terminer ton case—tu vas dire NON. Tu as besoin de temps pour trouver un avocat.“
nplusonemag.com/online-only/on

At Immigration Court | Liv Veazey
M texted me from the adjacent bedroom at 7:30 AM: Are you awake? In the kitchen, he combed out his beard and ate a banana, which his people's warriors ate to feel full, he said. I pointed to a stray hair that stuck out the side of his neck. I keep meaning to pluck it, he said.

@izzychambers@vivaldi.net
2025-07-02 13:28:20

@… UC Santa Cruz's team mascot is the banana slug.

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-12 15:55:20

The Stanford Band couldn't be funny if it stepped on a banana peel.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-07 01:31:19

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #FocusBeats
Run The Jewels:
🎵 Banana Clipper (Instrumental)
#RunTheJewels
zeworst.bandcamp.com/track/run
open.spotify.com/track/4L0jcL1