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@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2024-03-08 01:34:12

This SOTU night, let's pay homage to this historic moment from SOTU 2013. 🗓️ 💧
#tbt

A white man in dark suit, white shirt, blue tie standing indoors in front of a window and a US flag, drinking water from a bottle.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-04-08 05:20:12

🔊 Auf radioeins läuft...
The Police:
🎵 Message In A Bottle
#NowPlaying #ThePolice
open.spotify.com/track/1oYYd2g
shiha.bandcamp.com/track/the-p

@rae@bne.social
2024-02-09 08:01:35

Friday beers are the best beers and my thanks today to Jaz Wearin, the founder of Nort Beer. Helping me keep it non-alcoholic in February. #FridayNightBeersAreTheBestBeers #CraftBeer

A glass of beer next to a bottle with a waiters blade and a bottle cap in the foreground
@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-05-09 05:21:48

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #OwainWynEvans
Christina Aguilera:
🎵 Genie In A Bottle
#ChristinaAguilera
open.spotify.com/track/11mwFrK
remioz.bandcamp.com/track/chri

@servelan@newsie.social
2024-04-06 15:31:25

"The officer proceeded to break the seal, dump the liquor out on the street, and then plant the empty bottle back into the car, per body camera footage. Video shows Oliver suggesting to other officers that the bottle was already open and that the man had the alcohol in a cup in his vehicle."
Cop Uses Non-Existent Policy To Defend Opening Bottle In Black Man's Arrest | Atlanta Daily World

@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-05-06 20:50:14

#TodayILearned that there are actually *two* kinds of Chartreuse—green and yellow. So the color “chartreuse” can really be either.

A bottle of greenish liqueur, and a bottle of yellowing liqueur.
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2024-05-08 17:25:18

One of my clients has told me that if I ever figure out how to bottle whatever happens when someone has an IT problem and I jump on with them and the second *I* look, it’s working fine, that I’ll be rich. 😂
Tech Bros; start figuring out how to do that!
(Cut to "The Matrix”, but it’s all just nerds in pods, being scraped for whatever the hell quantum bullshit it is that causes that - Honestly if it meant I'd get to look like Carrie-Ann Moss in a black catsuit riding a Duc…

@mikeymikey@hachyderm.io
2024-04-08 04:16:28

I run homebrew in a non-standard location, which means some projects aren't installable from bottles but need source compiling.
Sometimes a recipe exists which is badly maintained and unable to build from source unless you use the "normal" directory - but they have bottles built.
... I finally got tired of this, looked up how to resolve them, and wrote my own tool to just direct download any pre-compiled bottle .tar.gz I want.

@cybeardjm@masto.ai
2024-05-08 15:19:06

Gasper Nali and his “Babatoni”
amf.didiermary.fr/gasper-nali-
Gasper Nali, a one-man-band, plays a Babatoni – a 3 meter, one-stringed, home-made bass guitar – with an empty bottle and a stick and makes the most beautiful and catchy original afro-b…

Gasper Nali
@Kencf618033@social.linux.pizza
2024-02-09 15:02:04

#3Aiproject

A redhead is holding an oddly shaped teal perfume bottle to her nose, eyes closed. There is wheat despite her being indoors.
An elegant adult female redhead is gazing out an alove window. She wears her hair up in a chignon.
A study of an an elegant female redhead with a long neck. Chignon, eyelid lowered, dark blue Edwardian blouse. Quarter profile.
@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-05-09 05:21:48

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #OwainWynEvans
Christina Aguilera:
🎵 Genie In A Bottle
#ChristinaAguilera
open.spotify.com/track/11mwFrK
remioz.bandcamp.com/track/chri

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2024-05-08 17:25:18

One of my clients has told me that if I ever figure out how to bottle whatever happens when someone has an IT problem and I jump on with them and the second *I* look, it’s working fine, that I’ll be rich. 😂
Tech Bros; start figuring out how to do that!
(Cut to "The Matrix”, but it’s all just nerds in pods, being scraped for whatever the hell quantum bullshit it is that causes that - Honestly if it meant I'd get to look like Carrie-Ann Moss in a black catsuit riding a Duc…

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2024-03-07 16:57:38

@… And in the *very* rare case that typing really seem to be your bottle neck, that’s probably a sign you’re missing the right abstraction.

@zimpenfish@social.rjp.is
2024-03-06 19:29:54

If Detective A knows that Detective B is an alcholic (who starts the day with half a bottle of vodka) but Detective A insists that Detective B drives them around whilst investigating, wouldn't that be aiding and abetting?

(a book, obvs., not real life. probably.)

@m0les@aus.social
2024-05-07 13:46:19

Here in the "Swedish Whisky" section, we find "Motörhead Ace of Spades". Named after an English band and its most famous song. It's a bourbon-style whiskey, made in North Dakota (In the upper-centre of the U.S.A., next to Canada).

A clip from a liquor website headed "Swedish Whisky" and featuring a bottle of "Motorhead Ace of Spades Straight Bourbon Whisky 700ml"
@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2024-04-05 11:38:34

Did you know they make nail polish in TelemetryDeck colors?

A bottle of gitti nail polish #197 in bright orange
@timfoster@mastodon.social
2024-04-06 16:11:16

Had a good time at DubShed 2024 today. Lots of ludicrous suspension setups, which aren't my thing but the joy of the car scene is that it's a broad church.
#WeirdCarMastodon

A VW Golf Harlequin with messed-about with suspension.
A Honda s2000 with messed-about with suspension.
A Porsche 944 with messed-about with suspension
The interior of Toyota Celerion with bottle of cognac and two crystal glasses on a tray mounted to the dashboard.
@privacity@social.linux.pizza
2024-04-26 19:48:18

2024 Home Sweet Home Automation: Spray Bottle Turret Silences Barking
poliverso.org/display/0477a01e
2024 Home Sweet Home Automation: Spray Bottle Turret Silences Barking Ah, dogs. They sure like to bark, don’t they…

@zachklipp@androiddev.social
2024-04-04 04:00:47

If you’re looking for somewhere to dine in #SanFrancisco this week, the Sunset Fiorella has the radiatore alla vodka back on the menu. I cannot recommend it strongly enough. Pair it with a glass of the new Barbera.
#food

Twirly pasta in a red sauce with shredded cheese and a dollop of another cheese on top.
Bottle of wine labeled BRICCOTONDO
PIEMONTE
ANON NATIONE DI ORIGINE CONTROLLATA
BARBERA
2020
FONTANAFREDDA
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-04-06 20:45:05

🔊 Auf radioeins läuft...
JIMI SOMEWHERE:
🎵 BOTTLE ROCKET (as featured in Anyone But You)
#NowPlaying #JIMISOMEWHERE
open.spotify.com/track/6bdqKxN

@gwire@mastodon.social
2024-03-04 18:49:54

At the hotel breakfast, I saw a hand-labeled bottle of “cat milk”, and briefly wondered how common it was that people took their cats with them to hotels.
Ah, wait, it's probably “oat milk”.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2024-02-29 15:18:31

At least with snake oil you got a nice decorative bottle dair-community.social/@emilymb

@samerfarha@mastodon.social
2024-04-05 01:11:23

This week has been rough and I needed some comfort food. Dad used to make arayes for us and, because I was a difficult child, I used to eat it with ketchup.
Homemade bread, homemade kefta and, not pictured, homemade ketchup.

Arayes (Arabic bread stuffed with kefta and cooked in a pan) resting on a cutting board
The same arayes, but cut into three for easier eating, on a plate with a big red water bottle behind it
@dav@social.maleo.uk
2024-03-02 19:52:01

My intrusive thoughts keep telling me to put a bottle of Sauv through the sodastream. I haven’t yet given in.

@sofia@chaos.social
2024-04-03 14:20:57

project #snenk officially launched.
if i manage to create a working game till midnight, the snake will eat a delicious apple (i will get a bottle of moderately fancy iced tea), otherwise it's @… 's tea to uses as he pleases.
the type of game is strictly c…

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2024-03-04 16:55:00

#BillyWarlock #ErikaEleniak
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"
#RandomBaywatch

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2024-04-05 12:58:55

Came home and my whole workplace is under water 🙄🙄🙄

My desk with a water themed background image, surrounded by new curtains that are also water themed. Also a blue bottle next to my house seal, Mimi.
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2024-03-03 00:49:07

On Saturday night, you are at the club buying bottle service for your crew; I’m at Fleet Farm buying a replacement food disposer. We are not the same.
#ScottHumor

A photo of a box containing an Insinkerator Badger 5 food waste disposer. The box proudly stated “3 year warranty”.
@ellie@ellieayla.net
2024-03-01 14:37:01

Has everyone refilled the soap bottle recently?

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2024-02-20 21:15:32

I may have fucked up a little bit.
I was in the supermarket earlier doing grocery shopping, and a new bottle of Encona hot sauce was on the shopping list.
I picked up the Encona but then noticed this on the shelf and thought I'd give it a try. So back goes the Encona and this sits in my basket.
Yeah, so it turns out that "bhut jolokia" is Assamese for "ghost pepper". This is not Encona (made from scotch bonnet peppers) - not by a long shot.
Dinner was ... spicy.

A bottle of hot sauce. The brand is Mahi and the product name is "Bhut Jolokia".

Although it is rated four chilli peppers on the label, there's nothing on the front label to indicate it's made from extremely hot ghost peppers.
@benb@osintua.eu
2024-03-29 19:56:43

Ukraine’s popular cherry liquor bar opens first location in London: benborges.xyz/2024/03/29/ukrai

@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2024-03-01 14:58:52

Healthy ginger/lemon shot and grenadine juice

A bottle of fruit juice next to a glass with a pink beverage on a dark surface.
@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2024-03-31 15:56:12

Hi friends! I'm just back from a beautiful #hike in the #karwendel. My wife chose a trail to a hut that isn't open yet. So there weren't a lot of people on the trail. It was as windy as the last days. But we had a great time again. My legs are a bit sore from yesterday but well enough fo…

This image captures a green plastic bottle with a matching green lid and a can, both resting on a black bag. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly on a table or another flat surface that might be near the floor. The photograph's dominant colors are black and green, with a notable absence of vibrant hues except for a subtle accent of warm color, suggesting the presence of a minor element or detail within the composition that might be of a warmer tone. The scene is devoid of any adult, racy…
This captivating image unfolds in the embrace of nature, offering a serene view of a lush forest and majestic mountains as observed from a trail. The dominant presence of black, white, and shades of blue colors paints a picture of tranquility and vastness. The sky, dotted with clouds, stretches above, adding a sense of depth and openness to the scene. A variety of vegetation, including the dense forest, grassy areas, and possibly coniferous trees, hint at a rich biodiversity. This area could ve…
@arXiv_csNE_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-05-06 07:34:37

Fast Algorithms for Spiking Neural Network Simulation with FPGAs
Bj\"orn A. Lindqvist, Artur Podobas
arxiv.org/abs/2405.02019 <…

@beaware@social.beaware.live
2024-04-30 05:57:22

Wake up in the morning wishing they'd caught Diddy
Got my glasses and lock the door cause he's really shitty.
He makes me heave, brush my teeth, down a bottle of jack, cause when they "suicide" that motherfucker he ain't coming back!

@elliek@mstdn.ca
2024-02-29 20:47:52

An Un-Anniversary Celebration
Memories – from 2014 – a fun throwback story if you want to read on… We are in Quebec city, having a great couple of days on our way home from a bit of a tour around friends and family in Ontario and Quebec. Last night we found a little restaurant, the Café de Paris, (read the tale here...

An older couple are seated at a round table in a restaurant. They are kissing each other , but slightly smiling as they do so, aware that people are watching. The walls of the restaurant are stone, the table is covered with a check tablecloth and has part of a meal left on it and a bottle of water. They are casually dressed. Both have grey hair.
@simoncox@seocommunity.social
2024-03-28 10:06:06

Anyone know if they do these for biscuits tins?
kolektiva.social/@iBlame/11216

@bourgwick@heads.social
2024-02-27 03:53:12

oneida in the onion! i wanna party with daryl froemer. #lightlightlightlight

Concert Ruined By Guy Enjoying Himself headline cap
final graff of linked article, with joke about Sheets of Easter
@DamonHD@mastodon.social
2024-03-30 15:34:45

#today has been lazy and sunny and I have been sitting outside and not even bothered talking my usual walk. And a half-bottle of wine has 'evaoporated' during the day also...

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2024-03-28 10:01:22

Penny's been with me since May 2006. She stayed with me when I was sleeping rough. She's been my most constant and most loyal companion for eighteen years. She's now unable to walk, unable to keep herself clean, in pain and incontinent. I am going to take her to the vets today to be put down. It's a hard decision.

Penny, a very small black kitten, in my arms on the day she arrived with me in May 2006. She's staring at the camera with wide eyes. I have quite short hair and am wearing a blue fishermans jersey.
Penny, on the day she arrived, sitting on the kitchen table beside a bidon -- a cyclist's water bottle. She's not much bigger than it.
Penny, sitting in our shelter in the wood when we were properly homeless. She's sitting on a box with a padded top. Her fur is fluffed up because it's cold. Behind her, the dark wood, with densely packed spruce trees.
Penny sitting on my shoulder in a very apex-predator pose, looking intently at something to the left of the picture. I am wearing a grey hoodie and very racy cycling sunglasses. My hair is long. Behind us the trees are still thick and dark.
@aredridel@kolektiva.social
2024-03-11 13:51:16

So about unintended consequences.
My husband just flew home from SFO, and he arrived with an absolutely terrible water bottle.
first, our security theater means we can't bring our own water bottles with water, and the unreliability of services after security means we can't necessarily refill it.
Second, SFO bans plastic water bottles. Good, right?
Except this means that the water bottle he got cost a lot, was made of ALUMINUM, and by most people, flying out of…

@BugatellyMartin@troet.cafe
2024-05-07 12:12:00

Das ist doch mal eine ehrliche Deklaration.
#londoncalling #PET #recycling #microplastic

Foto einer Wasserflasche: „This bottle contains recycled plastic“. Da wird Mikroplastik mal ehrlich deklariert.
@cliffwade@allthingstech.social
2024-02-10 15:59:28

Crown Royal Blackberry has arrived!
This is a special summer only flavor that's around for a limited time.
Probably Crown Royal's best flavor of all time. It just smells so damn good right in the bottle. The taste is amazing. You can certainly taste the sweetness and the bitterness of the blackberries mixed perfectly with the Crown itself.
#CrownRoyal

A photo I took of the new summer edition Crown Royal Blackberry. You can see the box, the bottle and the bag in the photo.
@kcarruthers@mastodon.social
2024-04-21 04:59:03

Netanyahu has well and truly let the Ant-Semitism genie out of the bottle with his response to the Hamas attacks. It was never far from the surface and now it’s bubbling to the top. Not good for my Jewish friends. Not good at all.

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2024-02-26 15:09:31

Post-match narratives are always interesting. Chelsea were .5 xG better, with 5 big chances to 1. Did they bottle it? Were they wasteful? Or were Kelleher and the #LFC defense superb?
I've decided if you switch one hypothetical, the thought experiment shows some truth. Had Chelsea scored, as expected -- had Kelleher not gotten all of Palmer's shot, or Disasi not missed a gaping net, what…

@ferrous@neurodifferent.me
2024-03-27 13:35:42

[the video itself shows a series of vaguely relevant clips, filmed by someone given to monotropic absorption in details, mostly in slow motion: the surface of a stream, sparkling in the sun; a shot of an 'infinite dodecahedron', resembling an extended field of slowly flashing lights; a sponge, struggling to absorb much of the intense stream of water pouring into it; a steamer nozzle, held up in sunlight so that the droplets make little diffraction-rainbows while the flow of steam and drops accelerates; the inside of a drain, rainwater gently running in; a water bottle, shaken so that bubbles form and then burst.]

@arXiv_mathAT_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-02-27 08:25:57

This arxiv.org/abs/2308.11067 has been replaced.
initial toot: mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_mat…

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2024-03-24 16:17:53

Americans having to choose between Biden and Trump makes me think of that old tongue twister:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."

The great Oregon indie bookshop Powell's Books is now selling a perfume that smells like old books.
"Powell's By Powell's" is a unisex fragrance with notes of wood, violet, and "biblichor" (old book smell).
It's $24.99 for a one ounce bottle.

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2024-03-02 01:06:55

I just watched Marc Gregoire's CppCon 2023 talk "C 23: An Overview of Almost All New and Updated Features".
What a fantastic and efficient talk. Hour long but never boring. Good pace, well-timed pauses (w a swig of the water bottle each time 😀), simple and clear examples, friendly and humble tone. 🏆
Recommend 10/10 (need C 20 knowledge). Wish all technical talks were delivered this well.
PS: Could not find the speaker on here to tag.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2024-04-25 17:36:20

Along with the police violence (look at the sheer number of bullets sprayed into that dormitory!), racism, SCOTUS nonsense, and the general lack of historical coverage (people know about Kent State, but not this) - there's a #SafeStreets/#BanCars angle here too.
50 years later, things truly have not changed much.

In the months leading up to May 1970, Jackson State students staged a series of protests over their treatment at the hands of white motorists speeding through campus on John R. Lynch Street. Those white drivers were notorious for shouting racial epithets, throwing things from their cars, accelerating towards students crossing the street, and hitting at least one student.

By the late-1960s, the tenor of these protests was more aligned with the burgeoning Black Power Movement than the non-viol…
@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2024-03-23 22:29:45

The singularity is closer than you think.

Lil Nas X, bottle of Nasonex, both in blue, Nas a baby blue, Nasonex a turquoise.
@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2024-03-31 15:56:12

Hi friends! I'm just back from a beautiful #hike in the #karwendel. My wife chose a trail to a hut that isn't open yet. So there weren't a lot of people on the trail. It was as windy as the last days. But we had a great time again. My legs are a bit sore from yesterday but well enough fo…

This image captures a green plastic bottle with a matching green lid and a can, both resting on a black bag. The setting appears to be indoors, possibly on a table or another flat surface that might be near the floor. The photograph's dominant colors are black and green, with a notable absence of vibrant hues except for a subtle accent of warm color, suggesting the presence of a minor element or detail within the composition that might be of a warmer tone. The scene is devoid of any adult, racy…
This captivating image unfolds in the embrace of nature, offering a serene view of a lush forest and majestic mountains as observed from a trail. The dominant presence of black, white, and shades of blue colors paints a picture of tranquility and vastness. The sky, dotted with clouds, stretches above, adding a sense of depth and openness to the scene. A variety of vegetation, including the dense forest, grassy areas, and possibly coniferous trees, hint at a rich biodiversity. This area could ve…
@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2024-03-01 15:01:59

Deadpool loves you

A 3D printed figure resembling a stylized Deadpool character stands atop a red platform, beside a clear glass bottle, against a white wall.
@laimis@mstdn.social
2024-04-22 22:29:09

#tequila tasting guide, he was awesome. As much as you want tequila didn't hurt his tips, that's for sure

Intro tequila bottle #2
@Infrogmation@mastodon.online
2024-04-25 14:55:49

Sign of the Crawfish, New Orleans.
1) Tulane U campus - aw that's no fun...
2) Cafe Luna, Uptown, early reopener after the Federal Flood
3)St Roch Tavern, St Roch
4)Hutchinson Memorial bldg, CBD
Photos by Infrogmation of New Orleans
@…
#NOLA

Printed paper sign taped in glass door window.  A wide yard with outdoor tables seen in reflection. 

Text: "NO CRAWFISH and NO ALCOHOL ALLOWED IN BUILDING"
Text: "NEW ORLEANS - WELCOME HOME".

Cartoon of anthropomorphized crwafish having a New Orleans parade. They wear shoes, vests or shirts, and New Orleans brass band musician caps.  The first crawfish holds an umbrella and a covered steaming plate of food. The second plays trumpet, the third trombone, the fourth trombone, the fifth Sousaphone, the last a bass drum.
c. mid-20th century wooden sign with paint. 
Top text: "STOP! - CRAWFISH CONTEST - TO-NITE".

Below, logo for long-defunct local "Regal Beer", a man holding a beer bottle. Text: "REGAL - Genuine Lager BEER".
Art deco style architectural building detail depicting a crawfish
@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2024-02-23 07:39:26

@… draw for me a black and white sketch of a boy in the middle of the process of tansforming into a bottle of milk

@jaystephens@mastodon.social
2024-03-21 08:15:03

Oatmilk?!
Of all the products to sneakily make not #vegetarian.
Ugh. I don't get caught out often but that one got me because collagen was not a word I was looking out for on the packaging.

A bottle of fresh ostmilk, the brand is inside out
A close-up of the ingredients panel with marine collagen highlighted.
A Google search result showing that the source of marine collagen is the skin of codfish.
@0x663030623472@chaos.social
2024-03-24 18:42:46

Working from apart… #yoloOps

Interior of a car with a dashboard, laptop, and a water bottle, driving on a highway with snow-covered mountains in the background. A small object is hanging from the rearview mirror.
@ampersine@mastodon.online
2024-02-16 02:55:34

Strollers really ought to come with a glove compartment or a center console, so babies can keep their shit locked up


Local
Drugs, pill bottle of ‘clean’ urine found in baby’s bag

by: Courtney Anderson	

Posted: Feb 15, 2024 / 08:07 PM CST	

Updated: Feb 15, 2024 / 08:07 PM CST
@jrconlin@soc.jrconlin.com
2024-02-15 19:55:31

IT'S BAAAACK!!!!!

A small bottle of Huy Fong Foods Chili Garlic Paste.

Or as I like to think of it: bottled joy.
@Kencf618033@disabled.social
2024-03-23 18:42:52

5 °C, fresh snow in the Boise Hills, much rain in the morning (tapering off by Noon). Welcome to #Treefort2024!
🌧️ ❄️ 🎶
#SunAtoms Second Chance Set at the #RecordExchange. ☀️ ⚛️ …

Doing my bit for punk and the local economy. Red & black checkered light gloves and black, white, yellow, and pink (!) Sex Pistols Anarchy in the UK socks. They lie on a glossy black bar; liquor is arrayed in the background, with a bottle of Hornitos Reposado being the most prominent.
@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2024-05-01 08:55:05

#BillyWarlock as Eddie Kramer
#ErikaEleniak as Shauni McClain
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"
#RandomBaywatch

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2024-05-01 14:23:20

I went for a hike

A bench in front of the alps
Selfie with a bottle of Radler
Some cows
Alpine panorama
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2024-04-13 17:23:17

Ever wondered how to dispose of #cork? If so my latest blog explains a few companies giving #corks a new lease of life.
<…

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2024-03-02 01:06:55

I just watched Marc Gregoire's CppCon 2023 talk "C 23: An Overview of Almost All New and Updated Features".
What a fantastic and efficient talk. Hour long but never boring. Good pace, well-timed pauses (w a swig of the water bottle each time 😀), simple and clear examples, friendly and humble tone. 🏆
Recommend 10/10 (need C 20 knowledge). Wish all technical talks were delivered this well.
PS: Could not find the speaker on here to tag.

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2024-03-12 23:39:38

Despite the existential dread of unseasonable heat, I'm celebrating the first warm and gloriously sunny day of the year in Toronto with one of the more floral versions of pastis I've had. À la vôtre !

A glass full of cloudy yellow liquid next to a mostly empty bottle of clear yellow liquid (Pastis la jaune de la grue, Nantes).
@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.social
2024-03-01 15:01:59

Deadpool loves you

A 3D printed figure resembling a stylized Deadpool character stands atop a red platform, beside a clear glass bottle, against a white wall.
@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2024-04-19 22:00:52

Pizza, meatballs, this wine, and Goodfellas with former Tenafly resident Paul Sorvino

Bottle of Paul Sorvino Cabernet Sauvignon 2021
@Tuxramus@social.linux.pizza
2024-02-18 01:25:05

That's our first bottle of homemade Rosemary Olive Oil for 2024. It's amazing over popcorn instead of butter, way healthier too. #foodies

@ferrous@neurodifferent.me
2024-03-27 13:35:42

[the video itself shows a series of vaguely relevant clips, filmed by someone given to monotropic absorption in details, mostly in slow motion: the surface of a stream, sparkling in the sun; a shot of an 'infinite dodecahedron', resembling an extended field of slowly flashing lights; a sponge, struggling to absorb much of the intense stream of water pouring into it; a steamer nozzle, held up in sunlight so that the droplets make little diffraction-rainbows while the flow of steam and drops accelerates; the inside of a drain, rainwater gently running in; a water bottle, shaken so that bubbles form and then burst.]

@zimpenfish@social.rjp.is
2024-03-29 21:53:06

For boring reasons, today I had to find out the dimensions of a 1 pint bottle of milk. They seem to be (assuming these people sell an average/standard size) 80w x 70d x 135h mm. You're welcome.

https://epackaging.ie/shop/1-pint-milk-container-with-cap-7/

@dr2chase@ohai.social
2024-03-10 21:40:26

Delivery drivers need a union.

A water bottle in the street next to a curb.  The water is full of yellow liquid.  Just because The phone was on my bike, there's brake cables, front rack, and bike tire on the bottom edge of the photo and in the blurred foreground.
@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2024-04-11 17:59:04

But there was that pesky bottle that kept rolling out of place... 😉
theguardian.com/us-news/2024/a

@twcau@mastodon.social
2024-03-10 00:13:25

For @…, smell like a Girl Scout thin mint. 😁

A photo of a bottle of bath wash, taking in the chemist, with the contents intended to smell like a US Girl Scout thin mint cookie.
@spamless@mastodon.social
2024-04-10 14:22:01

Some wine discounter delivered six bottles of Spanish red, some kind of a sampler intro pack, to us. Except: we never ordered it. The putative addressee at our house was one Egon Mayer, who seems to have been a famous German Luftwaffe pilot in WWII.
We emailed the distributor, who had the package picked up today. We got to keep a bottle for our diligence.

Bodegas Monte la Reina Pensamiento Roble Toro D.O. 2020
 Merken
95/100
Punkte
ebrosia
Jahrgang 2020
in 2022
Fast schwarzrot fließt der spanische Roble verheißungsvoll ins Glas. Intensive Noten dunkler, reifer Früchte wie Brombeere und Kirsche steigen zu würzigen Aromen in die Nase und entfalten sich köstlich mit einem Hauch geröstetem Espresso am Gaumen.

11,99 €Artikel-Nr.: 010824
@laimis@mstdn.social
2024-04-22 22:29:09

#tequila tasting guide, he was awesome. As much as you want tequila didn't hurt his tips, that's for sure

Intro tequila bottle #2
@arXiv_hepph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-25 08:43:34

This arxiv.org/abs/2403.00914 has been replaced.
link: scholar.google.com/scholar?q=a

@arXiv_hepex_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-02-12 07:01:55

Deuterated Polystyrene -- Synthesis and uses for ultracold neutron bottles and the neutron EDM experiment
Steve K. Lamoreaux
arxiv.org/abs/2402.06469

@ellie@ellieayla.net
2024-03-21 18:28:47

My flour tortillas are never as thin and flat as storebought. When skilleted they tend to puff up and reduce in radius, ending up looking much like naan or other flatbread unsuitable for burritos.
#cooking

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2024-03-29 22:55:01

Ghostly
#MichaelNewman #ShawnWeatherly #ErikaEleniak
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2024-04-13 17:23:17

Ever wondered how to dispose of #cork? If so my latest blog explains a few companies giving #corks a new lease of life.
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@Kencf618033@disabled.social
2024-02-19 20:52:29

The symbolism escapes me.

Poster of a redhead riding a bottle of Monet. She looks happy.
@drahardja@sfba.social
2024-02-11 07:08:00

Yeah, I’m kinda done with pods. mastodon.social/@CelloMomOnCar

@servelan@newsie.social
2024-04-11 16:26:37

"I doubt there’s a safe ketchup bottle within 100 miles of Mar-a-Lago."
A total eclipse of Donald Trump: First felony trial could finally humble him | Salon.com
salon.com/2024/04/11/a-total-e

@jaystephens@mastodon.social
2024-04-12 23:33:17

Daily pic of Brisbane.
West End Coffee House.

Cafe scene. 
Grolsch bottle on table foreground. 
Posters advertise events at the counter. 
Yellow globe lights hang from the black ceiling. The white wall is decorated with a large abstract black line pattern.
@BBC2MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-03-11 04:13:32

🔊 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio2's #OwainWynEvans
Christina Aguilera:
🎵 Genie In A Bottle
#ChristinaAguilera
open.spotify.com/track/11mwFrK
remioz.bandcamp.com/track/chri

@arXiv_condmatmeshall_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-03-15 08:40:53

This arxiv.org/abs/2305.09174 has been replaced.
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@arXiv_hepth_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-16 09:16:44

This arxiv.org/abs/2404.08346 has been replaced.
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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2024-04-10 22:56:28

🔊 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Truckasauras:
🎵 Angels Sound Like Bottle Rockets
#Truckasauras
#Bandcamp
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@nerb@techhub.social
2024-02-17 14:49:57

Impressive! I dropped a corelle bowl on the tile floor this morning. It shattered into hundreds of tiny razor sharp shards that scattered throughout the kitchen.
Think I found all of them but recommended to the wife we wear shoes for the time being.
This would be the perfect weapon to deploy if ever being chased by barefoot assassins. Toss one of those down and instantly create an barrier.
Even more impressive than the time I dropped a large pill bottle full of pen needle…

@ferrous@neurodifferent.me
2024-02-14 13:18:55

Text of the above video:
"Shutdowns are often the result of someone feeling so frustrated that they could melt down, but knowing that to do so would be even worse, but that they can avoid dealing with other people’s reactions to that if they manage to stay in control enough to do nothing but bottle it up.
Whichever way they go, meltdowns and shutdowns take a huge mental and physical toll, and require substantial recovery time. Some autistic people report feeling their after-effects for days afterwards, and in some cases losing abilities they previously had for even longer.
Autistic burnout is something like a long-term counterpart to a shutdown: the cumulative effects of pushing beyond your capacities for too long, usually because you don’t feel like you have much of a choice. Society demands that we carry on, however hard it is – often while insisting that it’s easy, and we’re surely just not really trying. At some point, we just… can’t, any more. We find ourselves perpetually exhausted, our cognitive abilities chronically impaired – often with heightened sensitivities and a reduced a ability to socialise."
From monotropism.org/wellbeing/

@arXiv_condmatstrel_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-02-26 07:16:21

Tensor network simulations for non-orientable surfaces
Haruki Shimizu, Atsushi Ueda
arxiv.org/abs/2402.15507 arxiv.or…

@arXiv_hepex_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-02-12 07:01:55

Deuterated Polystyrene -- Synthesis and uses for ultracold neutron bottles and the neutron EDM experiment
Steve K. Lamoreaux
arxiv.org/abs/2402.06469

@arXiv_hepth_bot@mastoxiv.page
2024-04-15 07:02:39

New instanton on a warped Kerr spacetime
Reinoud Jan Slagter
arxiv.org/abs/2404.08346 arxiv.org/pdf/2404.08346

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2024-04-12 22:55:01

#MichaelNewman #ShawnWeatherly
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"
#RandomBaywatch

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2024-03-03 16:55:00

#Kayak
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"
#Baywatch #lvdlpx #RandomBaywatch

@randombaywatch@mastodon.social
2024-03-10 02:55:07

#WendieMalick #MichaelMcManus
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"
#RandomBaywatch

@beaware@social.beaware.live
2024-03-13 03:48:39

Wrld on Drugs.
#AIart #MidJourneyArt #MidjourneyAI #ArtificialIntelligence

A colorful and vivid composition juxtaposing natural elements with pharmaceuticals. On the left, a large pill bottle is tipped over, spilling an assortment of pills onto a depiction of Earth, highlighting the continents of Africa and Europe. The pills are cascading across the planet’s surface. Surrounding this central imagery is a profusion of brightly colored flowers in various sizes and shapes, creating a lively and chaotic frame around the Earth and pills. Some flowers and pills appear to fl…
@beaware@social.beaware.live
2024-03-13 03:48:39

Wrld on Drugs.
#AIart #MidJourneyArt #MidjourneyAI #ArtificialIntelligence

A colorful and vivid composition juxtaposing natural elements with pharmaceuticals. On the left, a large pill bottle is tipped over, spilling an assortment of pills onto a depiction of Earth, highlighting the continents of Africa and Europe. The pills are cascading across the planet’s surface. Surrounding this central imagery is a profusion of brightly colored flowers in various sizes and shapes, creating a lively and chaotic frame around the Earth and pills. Some flowers and pills appear to fl…