Tootfinder

I made a browned-butter-washed bottle of Knob Creek bourbon. And now the bourbony butter goes into some chocolate chip cookies. Now I know what to eat with what I drink.

My dessert after the Chicago Williams BBQ meat platter #foodporn #bbq #dessert

I WOULD BUY A CASE OF EGGNOG
I have to get the nondairy ones tho but STILL I will chug a whole bottle of Califia Farms nog in basically one go
https://timeloop.cafe/@ItsTheManOnTheMoon/115395956177347397

World War I Message in a Bottle Found in Australia and Delivered to Families More Than a Century Later https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/world-war-i-message-in-a-bottle-found-in-australia-and-delivered-to-familie…

World War I Message in a Bottle Found in Australia and Delivered to Families More Than a Century Later
Letters from WWI soldiers that were placed in a bottle and thrown into the ocean were recently found in Australia and delivered to relatives.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
The Go! Team:
🎵 Bottle Rocket
#TheGo!Team
https://thegoteam.bandcamp.com/track/bottle-rocket
https://open.spotify.com/track/5tl4rJiLD4clftiieHbgJa

Folks, this was a very respectable Barolo, and the last half bottle vanished without me noticing.
I think I got it at Eataly when I said “where are your cheapest barolos” after the tariffs kicked in:

An Arkansas man was detained for a month by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Ice)
after authorities mistook his bottle of perfume for opium❗️
Kapil Raghu, an Indian national married to an American woman and working towards American citizenship,
was detained on 3 May after police officers in Benton, a suburb of Little Rock, pulled him over for having a non-moving traffic violation, according to his attorney, Mike Laux.
⚠️ During the traffic stop, police found a s…

Amazon's CTO, Dr. Werner Vogels, recently shared this short post about how software development improves with age. His perspective revolves around the recurrence of certain patterns in technology where the experienced developer can say "New technology, same pattern.", and sift through the daily onslaught of new technologies in a calm fashion, weeding out what's just flash from more interesting developments.
"Development gets better with Age"

from my link log —
Making lightning in a bottle with a particle accelerator.
https://youtu.be/8a3GfozsU0s
saved 2025-12-12 https://dotat.at/:/49YNE.html

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
The Police:
🎵 Message in a Bottle
#ThePolice
https://djrockcor.bandcamp.com/track/the-police-message-in-a-bottle-ext-intro-outro-edit-v-1
https://open.spotify.com/track/1oYYd2gnWZYrt89EBXdFiO

@… It’s funny to me how transparent those arguments are:
Of course I can’t put the genie back in the bottle, because that would lower your share value.
What else?

I am these cost 25¢ per song years old.
I wonder how much the artists got paid being played on these compared to Spotify or any of the other streaming services? Assuming they did in fact get paid.
Think how annoying it is when some AH plays their phone on speaker. Now imagine a diner full of tables all playing their own tunes on speaker (the only way you could).

Why would anyone even need more than one water bottle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jawt_HcJWeA

Good Morning #Canada
I finished my breakfast this morning only to discover that it's National Maple Syrup Day. A missed opportunity but at least I can share some important facts about Canada's sweet and sticky sauce.
- Indigenous People taught early Canadians how to harvest maple sap and boil it down into a sugary liquid.
- A maple tree can yield sap for up to 100 years, but the trees must be roughly 45 years old before it’s first tapped for syrup making.
- It takes roughly 40 gallons (150 litres) of tree sap to produce 1 gallon (3.8 litres) of syrup.
- Quebec produces 72% of the world’s maple syrup. In 2021, that equaled 133M lbs from Quebec.
- The big bottle of Costco Maple Syrup is from Quebec.
- Maple Syrup only has 1 ingredient. Sap.
- Maple Syrup has an indefinite shelf life but should be frozen if storing for more than 2 years.
And regarding the great Maple Syrup heist, this is still the best report on that famous crime.
#CanadaIsAwesome #MmmmSyrup #MapleSyrup
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/maple-syrup-heist?srsltid=AfmBOoq7fMx3GguT20T9cNrpZgrtVue4leiYZpZibZT_7S9WHWDfI0Ln

Adira of Riftwall

Dignity • Poise • Nom
#TwoKinds

粉末状のスポーツドリンクみたいなもの。冬が近くなって、ついにお店から消えてしまった...。この夏は随分お世話になったんだけど。来年の夏には復活するのか？ ...通販サイトをちょっとあたってみるか。

McCarthy likens play to cork about to pop off bottle https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47027997/vikings-jj-mccarthy-amid-pursuit-consistency-uses-analogy-cork-come-bottle

"Trump signs executive order to classify illicit fentanyl as weapon of mass destruction"
Colin Powell at the UN 2.0: Marco Rubio shakes a bottle as he makes a case for invading #Venezuela. Probably just a Poland Spring water bottle. 🙄
#USA #fentanyl #WMD #pretext #redux

Well that had me singing into a beer bottle for a mic. #totp

What Wine Are We Having Today Ray?
Two old schoolmates share a mystery bottle of wine and have a yarn about old and new topics...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/what-wine-are-we-having-today-ray/

LOL dude at the airport just filled his metal water bottle with beer. That’s one way to get it on the plane ✈️

Clearly what ICE is missing is a modern Đorđe Martinović incident. Would putting a bottle up ur ass and saying Somalis did it still get attention nowadays or do they gotta go more niche

Okay... laptop on the podium w/ power, got my slides up, remote pointer good to go, HDMI & audio working, mic check one two - solid, phone ringer off in presenter clock mode, bottle of water. Yep, 30 sec to showtim---- wait, what's this?
Oh, you've gotta be kidding with me.
#truestory #murphyslaw

Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands!
Try:
ar t "God"
drink < bottle; opener (Bourne Shell)
cat "food in tin cans" (all but 4.[23]BSD)
Hey UNIX! Got a match? (V6 or C shell)
mkdir matter; cat > matter (Bourne Shell)
rm God
man: Why did you get a divorce? (C shell)
date me (anything up to 4.3BSD)
make "heads or tails of all this"
who is smart
(C shell)…

Transition between 2D Symmetry Protected Topological Phases on a Klein Bottle
Vibhu Ravindran, Bowen Yang, Xie Chen
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.00587 https://

Transition between 2D Symmetry Protected Topological Phases on a Klein Bottle
Manifolds with nontrivial topology play an essential role in the study of topological phases of matter. In this paper, we study the nontrivial symmetry response of the $2+1$D $Z_2$ symmetry-protected topological (SPT) phase when the system is put on a non-orientable manifold -- the Klein bottle. In particular, we find that when a symmetry defect is inserted along the orientation-reserving cycle of the Klein bottle, the ground state of the system gets an extra charge. This response remains well …

Generating non-diffracting bottle beams with a flat multi-level diffractive lens
Andra Naresh Kumar Reddy, Srinivasa Rao Allam, Ashish Tiwari, Vishwa Pal, Tina M. Heyward, Rajesh Menon, Takashige Omatsu
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.24471

Generating non-diffracting bottle beams with a flat multi-level diffractive lens
We introduce a novel method for creating a high-quality, sharply defined, non-diffracting optical bottle beam by focusing a Bessel beam propagating through a flat multi-level diffractive lens (MDL). This study highlights the impact of the MDL illuminated by a Bessel beam with suppressed sidelobes generated from a binary axicon. The resulting Bessel bottle beam exhibits a series of low- or zero-intensity zones interleaved with high-intensity regions, with variable periods ranging from 0.2 to 1.3…

Arkansas man, arrested over perfume bottle police mistook for 'opium', seeks to restore visa (Coral Murphy Marcos/The Guardian)
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/03/arkansas-arrest-ysl-opium-perfume-immigration-visa
http://www.memeorandum.com/251004/p61#a251004p61

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Joe Bataan:
🎵 The Bottle
#JoeBataan
https://vampisoul.bandcamp.com/track/the-bottle
https://open.spotify.com/track/4qIAemFDlJmvVczKkXbI3S

I came home tonight on the big bike with a very mixed cargo.

#BillyWarlock #ErikaEleniak
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"
#RandomBaywatch

I somehow tricked myself into drinking a lot more water by switching from a water bottle to a mug.
I keep a mug full of water at my desk and I just seem to be constantly sipping from it.
Hydrate, y'all!

I notice that Theakston didn't have the bottle to call Courtney Love "top translatlantic totty". He's not quite as daft as he looks. #TOTP

Everyone I spent thanksgiving with is incredibly sick and my watch says that I'm not getting enough antioxidants, so I better have another bottle of green smoothie.

that addison rae asmr vid would've been great if they didn't have a goddamn champagne bottle cork popping at the end lmao

Damn, that was lovely.

Ah, cat chaos. I just watched Twig pick up a bottle of pills (with his mouth) from the desk, and carry it down to underneath the bed. It's a good thing they have child-proof packaging!

"This genie is not going back into the bottle" as phrase used to sell AI "Realism" makes me groan so hard.

Just beer gets boring.

If you see me at @… this week, and especially if you've worked on a #Swift package that we use, hit me up for some maple syrup straight from the tree—I’m bringing a few to give to new friends.

Compactification Without Orientation, or a Topological Scenario for CP Violation
Brian Greene, Daniel Kabat, Janna Levin, Massimo Porrati
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.05270 https:…

Compactification Without Orientation, or a Topological Scenario for CP Violation
In higher dimensional theories, we often assume that the extra dimensions form an orientable space, perhaps with singularities. However, many physical theories are well-defined on non-orientable spaces, and many spaces are not orientable, so it is reasonable to explore what happens if the assumption of orientability is relaxed. Here we consider the simplest example of free 6D theories compactified on a flat Klein bottle. We focus on a Dirac fermion in 6D, with boundary conditions that define ${…

I didn't choose fancy life, fancy life chose me.

Thanking my fellow Mastodonians for making me aware of the wonders of moss.
I now have two tiny pet mosses, which accidentally became a small zen garden when I needed somewhere to put this little red pepper I'm going to grow into a plant.
#mosstodon

Henderson with a fine reaction save to deny Wirtz. Lightning in a bottle saves from him today.
#LFC

‘94 @ Sue’s in Limehouse w/ Annie. She’s gone now, but she was a true Eastender, born & died. As a little girl during the Blitz, she (along w/ loads of other kids) had been put on a train out of London. The train would make rural stops & local folks could come take a child or 2 home to work on their farms. From her train, she was the last child chosen. She didn’t share that freely or easily, but she told me. I think about that little girl alone on that platform more often than you mi…

We will remember. RIP Charlie.

Time for a birthday drink - bought an extravagantly priced bottle of red wine, from Sonoma, which is my personal fave region.

Me: worrying since yesterday that two small bottles of water may not suffice in this heat.
Also me: just realizing I could have simply taken a third bottle.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
The Ocean Blue:
🎵 Bottle Yours
#TheOceanBlue
https://theoceanblue.bandcamp.com/track/bottle-yours
https://open.spotify.com/track/5LZJueK485nm7u58Z8JcrP

Here's the cover from a really great book of short stories, from 2010, named "Shadow Show".
The stories, written by a wide variety of top-notch authors, such as Margaret Atwood and Harlan Ellison, each celebrate Ray Bradbury's life and writing.
(The book cover art is by Tom Gauld--I found it searching online for Gauld's cartoons.)
#Writing

Marvelous Montazh
#MichaelNewman #ShawnWeatherly #ErikaEleniak
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"

I’ve seen a lot of dumb things American tourists do in Iceland, but I think I can confidently say that today, I’ve seen it all: a couple ordered plain hot dogs at Bæjarins Bestu, then took out a bottle of Heinz mustard and put some on top.
Should be deported immediately!

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
-- Fred Allen
[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.]

both juvenile and geriatric at once, cosmically punished to be in ur mom's house drinking choccy milk from a baby bottle before taking hydrocodone just to go upstairs

This week’s #ThursdayFiveList is all about #Children, courtesy of @…:
1. Almost Vinyl, “That's a Fucking Ugly Baby”—

I keep trying to get into reading Jeffery Self’s “Self-Sabotage” which is really good and hilarious and makes me think I can write my own book of personal essays but I keep feeling the book would go better with a glass of wine. I may have to bite the bullet and open a bottle

It's not all roses and sunshine. Although Brand makes quite decent beers, this Winter Bock (ABV 7.5) was a bit underwhelming. A bit flat, sweet, imho they missed the target here.
#beersofmastodon

Delicious lunch in the famous Karczma Polska in Szczecin. Always very good food 🤤

Hobie, Clark, and Jenny
#JandiSwanson #MarkDakotaRobinson #BrandonCall
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"

Moody Urbanity - Life Details ⚜️
情绪化城市 - 生活细节 ⚜️
📷 Nikon FE
🎞️ Ilford HP5 Plus 400, expired 1993
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

Roll-on Deodorant

On 3-Connected Cubic Planar Graphs and their Strong Embeddings on Orientable Surfaces
Meike Wei{\ss}, Reymond Akpanya, Alice C. Niemeyer
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.14964 https:/…

On 3-Connected Cubic Planar Graphs and their Strong Embeddings on Orientable Surfaces
Although the strong embedding of a 3-connected planar graph $G$ on the sphere is unique, $G$ can have different inequivalent strong embeddings on a surface of positive genus. If $G$ is cubic, then the strong embeddings of $G$ on the projective plane, the torus and the Klein bottle each are in one-to-one correspondence with certain subgraphs of the dual graph $G^\ast$. Here, we exploit this characterisation and show that two strong embeddings of $G$ on the projective plane, the torus or the Klei…

I deserve a midday treat. I'm walking up to the store for a bottle of Squirt.

The problem with Las Vegas is that visitors are now treated like marks rather than guests.
The $50 gotcha charge at Paris Las Vegas for unplugging a cord in the room to charge a laptop is a perfect example:
https://view…

“$50 Charge Because I Unplugged A Cord”: Paris Las Vegas Hotel’s Tiny Print Fee Sums Up Why Visitors Are Fleeing The City
A reader shares that the were billed "$50 to charge a laptop" at Paris Las Vegas, and they thought this was "an even more outrageous fee" than $26 for a bottle of water at Aria. Las Vegas executives can't seem to figure out why tourist visits are declining in the city.

Once again, the wine importing monopoly in Quebec did not import the Beaujolais Nouveaux this year.
Once again, fresh local Primeur (from Pinard et Filles) to the rescue. It’s a bit more carbonated and super pigmented this year.

celtic won so this guy yelled UP THE IRA UP THE RA and bought prosecco for all of us
also did a sticker trade, gave em some tons stickers
asked if I'd be back Sunday I said hell yeah despite the fact that kickoff is at 7 goddamn 30 in the morning lol

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
Long Fling:
🎵 Cool Bottle Water Park
#LongFling
https://longfling.bandcamp.com/track/cool-bottle-water-park
https://open.spotify.com/track/67FL1EHWD8xLfcd21j4kky

Blond beer by Brand brewery. ABV 7.8, so certainly one of the stronger (krachtig=powerful) blond ones around. I've always liked Brand brewery for the 'crispiness' of their beers. This one doesn't disappoint either. Solid.
#beersofmastodon

Meatloaf, mashed potatoes, salad, this wine, and Jack of Diamonds
#FridayDateNight #meatloaf #wine #JackOfDiamonds

Moody Urbanity - Metro Consistency 📌
情绪化城市 - 都市质地 📌
📷 Pentax MX
🎞️ Orwo Wolfen P400
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Jacob Alon:
🎵 Fairy in a Bottle
#JacobAlon
https://open.spotify.com/track/21Juy1OozXucoOIhpYElsA

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Jacob Alon:
🎵 Fairy In A Bottle
#JacobAlon
https://open.spotify.com/track/21Juy1OozXucoOIhpYElsA

Moody Urbanity - TWO II 2️⃣
情绪化城市 - 贰 II 2️⃣
📷 Nikon FE
🎞️ Fujifilm NEOPAN SS, expired 1993
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

#ShawnWeatherly #ErikaEleniak #MichaelNewman
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #TheBBCIntroducingMixtape
Jacob Alon:
🎵 Fairy In A Bottle (Live Glastonbury 2025)
#JacobAlon
https://open.spotify.com/track/21Juy1OozXucoOIhpYElsA

Moody Urbanity - Everyone 👹
情绪化城市 - 每个人 👹
📷 Pentax MX
🎞️ Orwo Wolfen P400
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
Long Fling:
🎵 Cool Bottle Water Park
#LongFling
https://longfling.bandcamp.com/track/cool-bottle-water-park
https://open.spotify.com/track/67FL1EHWD8xLfcd21j4kky

Moody Urbanity - TWO 2️⃣
情绪化城市 - 贰 2️⃣
📷 Nikon FE
🎞️ Fujifilm NEOPAN SS, expired 1993
#filmphotography #Photography #blackandwhite

#BillyWarlock
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"
#RandomBaywatch #lvdlpx #Baywatch

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Jacob Alon:
🎵 Fairy In A Bottle
#JacobAlon
https://open.spotify.com/track/3zD5HvDqLbkjO0BPZs6Xv6

#BillyWarlock
Season 1 Episode 5 "Message in a Bottle"
#Baywatch #lvdlpx #RandomBaywatch