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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-13 02:19:35

Cowboys vs. Vikings 2025 Prediction, Odds, Picks foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 17:23:55

#caturday

Single panel comic. Two green space aliens in a flying saucer are beaming up a farmer and a cow. A cat is sitting on the ground licking a paw. One alien is saying to the other, “That small creature with the whiskers refuses to be picked up.”
@servelan@newsie.social
2026-02-11 06:19:40

Russian oil revenue plummets as sanctions target Putin’s cash cow | The Independent
independent.co.uk/news/world/e

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-01-09 02:57:36

The penultimate #AAS247 presser youtube.com/watch?v=UiBq0KdXU9c about High Redshifts and High Energies dealt e.g. with An Unlensed Barred Spiral Before Cosmic Noon (newswise.com/articles/pitt-stu and umass.edu/news/article/astrono), A precessing jet from an active galactic nucleus (public.nrao.edu/news/record-br and keckobservatory.org/vv340a/ and dropbox.com/scl/fo/ecz5crtdymx) and the papers AT2024wpp: An Extremely Luminous Fast Ultraviolet Transient Powered by Accretion onto a Black Hole & Multiwavelength Modeling of the Luminous Fast Blue Optical Transient AT2024wpp (arxiv.org/abs/2601.03337 and arxiv.org/abs/2601.03372 with docs.google.com/document/d/1fo and ljmu.ac.uk/about-us/news/artic and public.nrao.edu/news/radio-tel).

@fgraver@hcommons.social
2026-01-20 07:08:12

Meet Veronika, the tool-using cow arstechnica.com/science/2026/0

@villavelius@mastodon.online
2026-01-20 09:51:29

You'd think this must be AI, but apparently it is BI (Bovine Intelligence).
Watch Veronika the brown cow pick up a rake to scratch herself—a scientific first | National Geographic nationalgeographic.com/animals

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-03 10:00:02

BOFH excuse #413:
Cow-tippers tipped a cow onto the server.

@davej@dice.camp
2026-01-21 21:43:23

First-ever flexible #ToolUse seen in a #cow suggests livestock are smarter than believed | #ScientificAmerican

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-02-07 20:56:52

there's a new henry cow album, as the updated "henry now" but with only '70s members. darkcompanionrecords.bandcamp.

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-01-28 20:43:44

Thailand’s endangered ‘sea cows’ are washing ashore – pointing to a crisis in our seas theguardian.com/environment/20

@unixorn@hachyderm.io
2025-12-09 00:20:53

Fiona is enjoying this evening’s offering to Bast, a beef feast. She insists that the cow is the natural prey of the domestic #cat and that who should I believe, biologists or an actual cat.

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-24 14:06:14

Scientists Discovered a Cow That Uses Tools Like a Chimpanzee 404media.co/scientists-discove

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-01-21 21:37:44

It is one hell of a twist that the Wikipedia page for “Cow Tools”, one of the most niche and controversial single
panel cartoons in history, has now an “Example In real life” section. 😵‍💫
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tools

@pbloem@sigmoid.social
2026-01-19 20:36:36

Cow tools. Actual cow tools.
cell.com/current-biology/fullt

A cow using a broom to scratch herself, with diagrams showing that she's scratching her top half more than her bottom half.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-19 16:42:34

I'm here for other species getting ready to take over from humans
theguardian.com/science/2026/j

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-01-19 22:31:52

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
theguardian.com/science/2026/j

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-01-19 22:31:52

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
theguardian.com/science/2026/j

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-11 23:59:36

Cowboys cling to playoff hopes as Vikings visit with focus on McCarthy's growth foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@AprilTeachy@bildung.social
2026-01-19 16:42:53

Kühe, die Werkzeuge benutzen!
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
theguardian.com/science/2026/j

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-07 10:52:53

fuckin' moo

a cow farting the word "RELATIVES!!"
@simon_jf@mastodon.scot
2025-12-07 14:04:28

Finished our first room renovation! Tore out the old builtin wardrobe and minging carpet, replaced skirting board and coving, plastered where the old wardrobe was, laid new flooring, painted. Took ages but happy with it on the whole!
Learnt a lot! Surface on the teal wall is pretty poor due to bad surface prep and thinking paint was more forgiving than it actually is, so will redo that in the new year, and flooring could be laid a bit better with practice. But very happy on the whole!<…

Before renovation: manky inbuilt wardrobe
Before renovation: manky carpet. I’m on a ladder removing wardrobe.
After renovation: bed, two side tables, painted walls and nice wooden wardrobe
After renovation: other side of the room, highland cow painting hanging on wall
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-07 22:00:01

[May one] doubt whether, in cheese and timber, worms are generated,
or, if beetles and wasps, in cow-dung, or if butterflies, locusts,
shellfish, snails, eels, and such life be procreated of putrefied
matter, which is to receive the form of that creature to which it
is by formative power disposed[?] To question this is to question
reason, sense, and experience. If he doubts this, let him go to
Egypt, and there he…

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2025-12-29 20:15:27

Not to speak ill of the newly-deceased, but holy cow 😮

Screenshot:
Parents For Future @parents4future@climatejustice.global

Wow, (Bardot) has probably been travelling with right-wing
extremists for ~68 years.

Photo: Brigitte Bardot in 1958 with Jean-Marie Le Pen & Pierre
Lagaillarde (right), later co-founder of the OAS, a French far-right
terrorist organisation.

Translated from German using DeepL.com

29 Dec 2025
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-02-01 17:12:27

RE: mstdn.social/@990000/115993630
So much idiocy coming out of this whole artificial "intelligence" thing! Holy cow! So much!

@villavelius@mastodon.online
2025-12-01 22:13:34

On (generative) AI:
"So it's sort of like when we fed cows with cows and got mad cow disease."
framapiaf.org/@bbbhltz/1156464

@aredridel@kolektiva.social
2025-12-27 17:28:57

@… Holy cow the latest Wreckage piece is fantastic.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-12 00:44:39

Cowboys' CeeDee Lamb set to return 10 days after concussion without missing a game foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-12-28 19:55:28

My wife has one of the strangest dietary sensitivities I've ever heard of: dairy *but* only if not freshly opened.
Individually wrapped cheese slices? Fine.
Brick of the same cheese from the same dairy? Fine if eaten immediately after opening the sealed wrapper. The next day an identical serving will make her sick.
Frozen stuff usually seems OK. It doesn't appear to discriminate between types of dairy (cow, goat, sheeps milk all are fine when fresh and not a day lat…

@bilbo_le_hobbit@mamot.fr
2026-01-31 11:03:03

56 ans de cinéma armoricain...
Au début du mois, @… m'a suggéré de me lancer dans un challenge photo sur le fédiverse. J'ai publié ma première photo, sans trop réfléchir. Une photo d'illustration dun bouquin que j'adore, "50 ans de cinéma américain"
Ça n'a pas plu au gardien du temple, la photo enfreignait les "règles&…

photo prise depuis une porte fenêtre. on voit à quelques mètres de là, un homme portant bonnet ridicule, chemise longue, ceinture et jeans, s'éloignant de la porte fenêtre dans un paysage verdoyant et humide pour la saison. Au premier plan, un bouquin se tient debout sur la margelle carrelée, on y voit une illustration d'un homme sorti d'un western américain, chapeau de cow-boy, chemise longue, bretelles et jeans, s'éloignant dans un paysage aride. au premier plan de l'illustration, on devine u…
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-03 17:51:52

Cowboys vs. Lions anytime touchdown scorer picks, betting odds, predictions: Back Jahmyr Gibbs on TNF

cbssports.com/betting/news/cow

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-19 02:50:24

Why tire yourself out bathing when you can oursource?

Video of an orange cat sitting by the cow pen while several young cows lick the kitty. Cat seems enjoy the tongue bath from the calfs. It's like a car wash for felines.
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-12-23 21:09:18

Holy Cow, Young Conservatives Are NOT Okay BY The Bulwark
#USPOL

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-01-04 21:04:33

Stop rainforest destruction! Stop Fonterra using palm kernel! #environment

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-30 12:00:01

The Vet Who Surprised A Cow
In the course of his duties in August 1977, a Dutch veterinary
surgeon was required to treat an ailing cow. To investigate its internal
gases he inserted a tube into that end of the animal not capable of facial
expression and struck a match. The jet of flame set fire first to some
bales of hay and then to the whole farm causing damage estimate at L45,000.
The vet was later fined L140 for starting a fire in a manner surprising to

@michabbb@social.vivaldi.net
2025-11-26 12:40:38

🔄 Smart file deduplication using symlinks, hardlinks, or CoW reflinks to save storage space automatically
🎵 Built-in media player supporting almost every audio format with on-demand #FFmpeg transcoding, equalizer, and OS lockscreen controls
🖼️ Automatic thumbnail generation for images, videos, and audio spectrograms using Pillow, pyvips, or FFmpeg
🔍 Powerful full-text search …

@elduvelle@neuromatch.social
2026-01-20 19:57:58

RE: scicomm.xyz/@SciTania/11592682
Cool demonstration of tool use in one cow!
The paper:
Flexible use of a multi-p…

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-11 05:09:32

Cowboys vs. Vikings Injury Report foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@BugWarp@wikis.world
2026-01-17 14:00:27

Holy cow, Luciano Benavides just won the #Dakar by two seconds 😱
dakar.com/es/clasificaciones

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-10 16:50:46

3 Dallas Cowboys selected for 2025 AP All-Pro 2nd Team insidethestar.com/3-dallas-cow

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-12-25 16:45:39
Content warning: Academic #dadJoke

#dadjoke
What do you get if you cross an octopus with a cow?
A stern rebuke from the Research Ethics Committee and an immediate cessation of funding.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-16 05:26:31

Holy cow, that's a big dog!!

Close up photo of a tire track in the snow with a dog nearby looking at it. Because of the perspective, it look like the track is the width of a car thus making the cute doggy look HUGE!
@cdp1337@social.bitsnbytes.dev
2025-11-18 01:45:43

Reminder, Ohio Linux Fest / Open Libre Free Conference is in about two weeks - Saturday December 6th!
Grab your tickets today and come join the party!
go.rallyup.com/olf2025/Campaig
No guarantee a stray cow won't wander in, but we'll do our bes…

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-01-03 00:45:23

Choose life over death. Choose compassion over suffering. Go vegan for the animals, environment and health! Choose life for the future!
#AnimalRights #GoVegan

On the left there is a food shop shelf with plants and woman hugging the cow below in separate image. On the right there is a shelf with animal corpse parts and killed cows in slaughterhouse hanged upside down in separate image below. Blood all over the floor.

White text above: Chose life | Over death
White text below: Choose compassion | Over suffering

The | separates the images on the left and right.
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-31 22:31:37

Why Cowboys chose to cut Pro Bowl CB Trevon Diggs now after 'accumulation of multiple factors' and what's next

cbssports.com/nfl/news/why-cow

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-18 18:04:09

Thoughts on Cowboys Week 11 'MNF' win vs. Raiders nfl.com/videos/thoughts-on-cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-09 17:48:45

Cowboys inician entrevistas para su próximo coordinador defensivo dallascowboys.com/news/los-cow

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-11-26 03:30:26

These are the photos for my 2026 calendar. Got the proofs today. Should have the hard copies in 2 weeks. Always agonizing to pick 13 of my photos for the next one. The last few years I’ve had to use older ones too. I don’t get out to shoot as much anymore. I’m hoping that will improve. I’ve volunteered to be a photographer for the city park dept. I’ll take pics of people engaged in the parks and activities, and whatever else I see.

Composite of 12 photos I’ve selected for my 2026 calendar. In order the pictures are:
January - a house finch in a tree
February - a coyote standing looking at the photographer (me)
March - sunrise over mountains
April - 3 days-old goslings in weeds
May - a catbird in a tree
June - scenic view of mountains, clouds, rain, and sunlight
July - closeup of a Mariposa Lily
August - closeup of a prickly poppy
September - head and shoulders of an elk cow
October - a blue heron taking flight
November - …
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2025-12-16 16:39:26

The Most Luminous Known Fast Blue Optical Transient AT 2024wpp - Unprecedented Evolution and Properties in the Ultraviolet to the Near-Infrared / in the X-rays and Radio: #LFBOT

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-28 10:00:01

Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING PIECES of a PIG mixed with the
shreds of SEVERAL CHICKENS!! ... Oh BOY!! I'm about to swallow a
TORN-OFF section of a COW'S LEFT LEG soaked in COTTONSEED OIL and
SUGAR!! ... Let's see ... Next, I'll have the GROUND-UP flesh of CUTE,
BABY LAMBS fried in the MELTED, FATTY TISSUES from a warm-blooded
animal someone once PETTED!! ... YUM!! That was GOOD!! For DESSERT,
I'll have a TOFU BURGER with BEAN SPROU…

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-04 18:15:30

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #InTune
Edward Picton-Turbervill, Lyla Levy-Jordan & Edward Picton-Turbervill:
🎵 I want to be a cow: 3. The Tibetans
#EdwardPictonTurbervill #LylaLevyJordan
#Spotify

@villavelius@mastodon.online
2026-01-21 08:24:29

AI, as in Animal Intelligence
theguardian.com/commentisfree/

@Koffietje@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-26 12:30:56

Hi! I'm Koffietje! (Not very original, might change that later.)
Obviously, I'm a big fan of coffee! Generally black, over-steeped in a French press. But lately I've been messing around with the Moka pot.
I'm also big on Linux. My daily driver is Fedora, which seems to work incredibly well on my computers. I'm also curious about ARM & RISC-V, and have dipped my toes into BSD. Always trying to learn more, and currently I'm working on my Bash skills, tryi…

An image of the terminal command line (Cool Retro Term) showing the following text:
Hi, I'm Koffietje! Linux & BSD guy, big
computer nerd, lover of non-fiction
books, and enjoyer of the occasional
(retro) game.

I'm friendly, so feel free to reach out
about anything!

And lastly, I hope you have a great
day!

It's encased in an ASCII text box, spoken from an ASCII Art cow (cowsay).

The terminal has a vintage/retro effect, and the main color is amber over a brown background.
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-06 15:54:25

Cowboys se separan del coordinador Matt Eberflus dallascowboys.com/news/los-cow

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-18 02:43:36

Cowboys honor Marshawn Kneeland before facing Raiders in 1st game since his death foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-06 15:23:44

Cowboys se separan del coordinador Matt Eberflus dallascowboys.com/news/los-cow

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-20 00:26:29

New Cowboys DT Quinnen Williams could be X factor in slowing down Eagles' Jalen Hurts' scrambling

cbssports.com/nfl/news/new-cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-06 15:29:47

Cowboys fire defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus after one season, AP sources say foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-06 18:09:26

Cowboys fire defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus after one season filled with poor showings foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-17 15:51:37

Cowboys vs. Raiders anytime touchdown scorer picks, betting odds, predictions: Back Javonte Williams on MNF

cbssports.com/betting/news/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-05 19:39:44

Cowboys regress in loss to Lions but try to focus on what's left of playoff hopes foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-05 03:44:42

Cowboys WR CeeDee Lamb ruled out with concussion against Lions foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-05 06:19:33

Cowboys' Brandon Aubrey has another kicking milestone with 3 field goals of 55 yards-plus foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-04 21:44:34

Cowboys defensive coordinator Matt Eberflus' unit ends season on a rough note with loss to Giants foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-03 19:09:33

Cowboys-Chiefs Thanksgiving matchup on CBS is the most-watched regular-season NFL game ever foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-02 19:59:21

Cowboys vs. Giants 2025 Prediction, Odds, Picks foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-02 21:19:22

Cowboys look to win their 10th consecutive game against the Giants foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-30 20:24:22

Cowboys waive cornerback Trevon Diggs to end tumultuous finish to his Dallas career foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-27 13:40:42

Will the Cowboys be contenders for the NFC East in 2026? insidethestar.com/will-the-cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-23 20:14:47

Cowboys vs. Commanders 2025 Prediction, Odds, Picks foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-22 18:30:46

Will the Cowboys Finally Splash the Cash in 2026 Free Agency? insidethestar.com/will-the-cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-22 19:25:19

BREAKING: Cowboys nearing a deal with Christian Parker as new DC insidethestar.com/breaking-cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-22 18:54:21

Cowboys face a tough decision on Matt Eberflus after another sub-par showing on defense foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-22 19:54:21

Cowboys are close to hiring Philadelphia's Christian Parker as defensive coordinator, AP sources say foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-21 00:44:45

Cowboys take new normal into 1st home game without Marshawn Kneeland against old foe in Eagles foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-20 05:24:08

Cowboys vs. Eagles Injury Report foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-19 20:24:42

Cowboys vs. Chargers 2025 Prediction, Odds, Picks foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-19 04:04:31

Cowboys cornerback DaRon Bland may need another surgery on his foot, AP source says foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-18 00:24:30

Cowboys vs. Chargers Injury Report foxsports.com/articles/nfl/cow