Tootfinder

GOD DAMMIT.

Ugh, and now Guyon is talking to an ex-Microsoftie who - imagine - is gushing about adopting more 'AI' for software security. These people have more money than God but are entirely capitalist and yet have never built secure software because it turns out that having insecure software increases shareholder value more than doing things well. We need to stop giving these people so much attention.

My god I am so tired and I cannot sleep. I am at about 6% of my normal mental capacity and the best I can do is scream into the void. I keep remembering and I hate it. I want to forget the world.

14yo: "Dad, I think it's time to finally retire this [tube of] toothpaste."
14yo: *hands me a completely deflated tube*
me: *squeezes out a pea-sized amount of toothpaste*
14yo: "Are you fucking kidding me? Oh. My. God."
me: "Still good!"

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@bobdahacker/116975095795839562
the Pope app has a God mode

Oh thank god and f! Facebook's "highlight" and "everyone" ->
Settings & Privacy / Notifications / Tags / Receive Notifications for | Turn off Batch Mentions

"When a nation unites in spirit, no external storm can shake its foundation. God bless Team Canada as they stand together as one. Let wisdom and peace guide every leader of our Government. 🕊️🇨🇦

It's hard to argue that God hated Oklahoma. If He didn't, why is it so
close to Texas?

Saying “no offense” after I blaspheme so God knows not to take it personally.

Vi har fundet et lille, hyggeligt, ukrainsk sted at få frokost her i Szczecin. Jeg får drikken kvass, baseret på rugbrŸd, tror jeg nok (?), og min borscht er lige kommet - se hvor smuk den er! Om lidt får vi pierogger af forskellig slags.

It's such an American thing to after breaking some minor law involving panhandling, double parking, or general antisocial behavior to end your statement with "God bless you."
No thank you, I don't want anything to do with your god.

Folks, maybe avoid this instance. @… https://bitbang.social/@kalleboo/117313753378065066

Karl Baron (@kalleboo@bitbang.social)
bitbang really is the mastodon instance that won't quit. Running a 2.5 year old unpatched version of Mastodon, continually throwing errors presumably to to a lack of anti-scraper bot measures, just went down completely for over a day for God knows what reason. But it's mysteriously back now with no word on what happened and our little community here is as happy as ever

MAGA ‘Prophet’ Kent Christmas Keeps Saying God is Gonna Start Killing a Bunch of People
https://www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwatch/maga-prophet-kent-christmas-keeps-saying-god-gonna-start-killing-bunch-people

MAGA ‘Prophet’ Kent Christmas Keeps Saying God is Gonna Start Killing a Bunch of People
MAGA "prophet" Ken Christmas has been prophesying for years that God is going to start killing a bunch of wicked people.

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
13 & God:
🎵 Men Of Station
#NowPlaying #13 #God
https://open.spotify.com/track/5QZkrtbEDb1Wim1p8OgpO6

Hold kæft, hvor jeg var klog at bestille en gulerodskage fra bageren sammen med dagligvarerne. Jeg kunne lige nå at glemme, at jeg havde gjort det, og så komme i tanker om det takket være ordet "kage" i mit feed. Nu er der lidt over en halv time til jeg kan gå ombord i den. God sŸndag!

God knew I'd be too powerful if I could concentrate

That feeling when "ancient Native American burial mounds" are mentioned on page 2 and you think "oh God here we go with some intense racism/cultural appropriation again" but then you remember that you checked this book out because it was Native-authored and so it's actually a good thing.

Had to time shift, but have FINALLY seen the Bournemouth match. Really difficult opposition, who were up for it. Very impressed by Bournemouth's energy and physicality. It helps to have Michael Oliver on the whistle, but what can be done?
Jacquet deservedly the MOTM, but a solid case could be made for Alisson -- the fingertip save itself was a work of art. Having to come back against balance and gravity and still get a strong hand down? Clean sheet, again? God, yes.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Tori Amos:
🎵 God
#ToriAmos
https://blackcathitsquad.bandcamp.com/track/god-tori-amos-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ogJw5GkGgLaDdAmQOeOGh

Jag vill se God Mother på slaktis på fredag - men det känns taskigt att inte dyka upp när tjejen bokat bord... eller? Noise är en frestande djävul

It's here, and my God, the settings.

@… oh my god who did this

The Candlekeep campaign has ended.
The unfailingly optimistic and jovial cleric, Ned, once again waded into the front lines to heal and fight. Having defeated the elder god by closing a portal (because a fair fight would’ve been bad), they’ve all decided to rest for a bit.

'If you showed up at Defcon and gave a talk about how your autonomous malware did something unexpected and damaged someone else's computers, the first question from the audience would be "Why are you so shit at making secure sandboxes?" It wouldn't be "How are you so awesome at making hacking tools?"'
https://

One God, No Masters - Rabbi Lev Taylor https://simlev.blog/2026/08/06/one-god-no-masters/

I'm watching Signs Of A Psychopath 11x05 "I Think I Can Outsmart God" #SignsOfAPsychopath

I Think I Can Outsmart God
In the morning hours of Christmas Eve, motorists are horrified when they discover two bodies along the shoulder of I-85. When detectives catch the killer,…

Oh for god's sake, why.
#TOTP

wut #youtube

God weekend 🥰🍄‍🟫🍄🔥❄️🔥❄️🔥❄️
#TheWeeknd #sauna #saunagus

House GOP Memo: Tie Democrats To Communism - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/07/house-gop-memo-tie-democrats-to-communism/

The Short End of the Stick
---
"Well damn! Come see this one!"
"Another inhabited planet?"
"Yeah but they really got the short end of the stick..."
"Let me see... Oh wow, they thought synthetic text had intelligence?"
"Yeah, or that it was like a God or something. Classic mistake. But just a second, let me scroll..."
"Oh. Oh wow. That's really unlucky. They had a language model cult happen at the same time as they were burning fossil fuels? Talk about bad timing, but... Oh god."
"Yeah it gets worse!"
"Stockpiling nuclear weapons? They actually used them?!? All that at once? Jeez this is one of the worst eras I've ever seen. Almost like a species with a death wish."
"You know better than that."
"Okay yeah that's not a species problem, I know. But what the hell was the social structure like? How did they survive all that at once?"
"Let's see... Here."
"Oh. Oh shit this actually makes sense. All that stuff wasn't a coincidence, they got hit by a real big wave of nationalism & oligarchy, one right into the other. I didn't even know it could be that bad before the instability flipped things. They had institutions... Yeah they were basically kept down by a few generations of oligarchs; had them pretty much enslaved and worshipping money at the same time. Serious obedience conditioning. Religions were doing it too. Whew that must have been a shitty time. Only a couple of centuries of the worst of it at least. Wait scroll further, what happened?"
"See here, and then here."
"Oh huh. Yeah I guess that flip had been a long time coming. Wow I definitely take back my comment about a death wish, this species is awesome! They made it through all that, haha."
"Yeah pretty cool, huh? Fuck obedience conditioning."
"Yeah, they had it so bad for a minute there. Fuck that bullshit."
"Hey... Wanna go do an intervention? Find some place that's in the middle of that stuff right now and see what we can do?"
"I was just thinking the same thing! But y'know what? Let's stop by this place first, and see if any of them want to come along. I'll bet some of them would be up for it given their history!"
"Well, it's been a couple dozen generations, so you never know how they'll view the history now, but sure, let's do that. The whole point of history is to inspire action, right?"
#Microfiction

@… @… @… God, I loved that book.

I'm terrible at Flappy Bird. God, I hate this game.
#CoralClimber #Openvibe

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
XTC:
🎵 Dear God
#XTC
https://leaetherstrip.bandcamp.com/track/dear-god-xtc-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/7e5KPODQV0f3LclrJGAfTw

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
13 & God:
🎵 Men Of Station
#NowPlaying #13 #God
https://open.spotify.com/track/5QZkrtbEDb1Wim1p8OgpO6

god dammit not again

God knows... ''The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya'' 【涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱】Kadokawa公認MAD【ﾍﾞｰｽ 演奏】
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWB01IuMvzA
Invidious:

God knows... ''The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya'' 【涼宮ハルヒの憂鬱】Kadokawa公認MAD【ﾍﾞｰｽ 演奏】 by SOS Brigade
Listen now on your favorite streaming service. Powered by Songlink/Odesli, an on-demand, customizable smart link service to help you share songs, albums, podcasts and more.

Thank god the president is saving us from the tubas. 📯
“This week, the Trump administration declared tubas, trombones, trumpets, and French horns a national security threat.
Yes, really.”
The catering-cart-in-chief is terrified of the sousaphone.
https://www.classicfm.com…

Preaching that God has assigned black people to
"a civilizational station of subordination and dependence,"
Christian nationalist pastor Dale Partridge calls for a
"return to European Christian colonization of African nations"
https://www.

Dale Partridge Calls For The Return Of 'European Christian Colonization Of African Nations'
Preaching that God has assigned black people to "a civilizational station of subordination and dependence," Christian nationalist pastor Dale Partridge calls for a "return to European Christian colonization of African nations."

Jeg er ikke så god til at dyrke blomster i min have. Der kommer lidt hvad der kommer, selvom jeg hvert år prŸver at så nogle sommerblomster. Derfor er jeg heller ikke så god til at få lavet buketter. Men nu har jeg for anden gang samlet lidt forskelligt blandet rundt omkring i haven og synes faktisk det ser rigtig fint ud 🥰
Så det vil jeg bare lige dele med jer:

DM: The dragon says "Thank you mortal, you have freed my soul from the prison of eternal torment in which I had been trapped. As a reward, I offer you a use of the Wish spell."
Me: Great. "I wish for a solid gold cuboid whose length, width, height, face diagonal, and interior space diagonal, are all integers, for some unit of measurement that results in a convenient size. If such an object cannot exist of course the spell will fail."
DM: Oh god not again.

The God Arrives Early: Rod Serling and the Endings That Paid Their Bills
The series died the year before I was born, and it hardly mattered, because the reruns never stopped....
https://bolesblogs.com/2026/08/27/the-god-arrives…

"Trump argued that communists do not love God or religion and have no respect for law, justice, principle, tradition or God-given rights" - OMG - Trumps a Ccommunist? I had no idea.
Trump launches America’s 250th birthday celebrations with partisan attack

Trump launches America’s 250th birthday celebrations with partisan attack
In a speech at Mount Rushmore, the US president claimed a resurgent ‘communist menace’ posed a severe threat to the country

"Trump argued that communists do not love God or religion and have no respect for law, justice, principle, tradition or God-given rights" - OMG - Trumps a Ccommunist? I had no idea.
Trump launches America’s 250th birthday celebrations with partisan attack

Trump launches America’s 250th birthday celebrations with partisan attack
In a speech at Mount Rushmore, the US president claimed a resurgent ‘communist menace’ posed a severe threat to the country

I suspect Andy #Burnham's Achilles' heel will turn out to be ego,!in the end -- unless circumstances combine to give him a really rough time for the first, say, 6-9 months. If his magic plan can somehow square the circle of growing demands on public services with very little to no tolerance of payslip tax rises, he'll be feted as the god-emperor of British politics, and that sort of…

GOD DAMMIT.

"...I have seen and heard and endured the secrets of desperate white men and women, which they knew were safe with me, because even if I should speak, no one would believe me. And they would not believe me precisely because they would know that what I said was true.”
--James Balwin, "The Fire Next Time" 1960
God gave Noah the rainbow sign,
No more water...the fire next time.
--African-American Spiritual
The essays in the book are Baldwin talking to a neph…

I went on a run through the desperado filter and now I have a headache. That's what I get for bragging, I suppose. As my grandmother used to say, God sinned me.
#NewJersey #running #AirQuality

MAGA Beauty Queen Sues Over N-Word Dethroning - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/08/maga-beauty-queen-sues-over-n-word-dethroning/

The story behind Steelers' viral field blessing: 'God doesn't pick sides' https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/49828101/story-pittsburgh-steelers-acrisure-stadium-field…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Audioasis
Tad:
🎵 Sex God Missy
#Tad
https://tadband.bandcamp.com/track/sex-god-missy-lumberjack-mix-remastered

"Prophet" Donna Rigney claims she opened a portal over the White House & Mar-a-Lago
so Trump will now "easily be able to get intel from the Holy Spirit":
"God is easily going to be able to give him wisdom for decisions he has to make."
Also, a "profile of an angel's face" appeared in the clouds."

'Prophet' Donna Rigney Claims To Have Opened A Heavenly Portal Over The White House And Mar-A-Lago
"Prophet" Donna Rigney claims she opened a portal over the White House & Mar-a-Lago so Trump will now "easily be able to get intel from the Holy Spirit": "God is easily going to be able to give him wisdom for decisions he has to make." Also, a "profile of an angel's face" appeared in the clouds.

@… "I start with a single HTML tag and end with the downfall of civilization."
…my god

Oh god. This doesn't look good for anyone.
▶️ Avengers: Doomsday | Special Look | In Theaters December 18
#marvel

Shocker: MAGA House Rep Has Actually Good Idea - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/08/shocker-maga-house-rep-has-actually-good-idea/

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
The Beach Boys:
🎵 God Only Knows
#NowPlaying #TheBeachBoys
https://open.spotify.com/track/0ObrXLrfrqJUNc8RfmIBHP

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Tori Amos:
🎵 God
#ToriAmos
https://blackcathitsquad.bandcamp.com/track/god-tori-amos-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ogJw5GkGgLaDdAmQOeOGh

May those that love us love us; and those that don't love us, may
God turn their hearts; and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may
he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping.

god i hate cat food cans

Since it was relevant to a discussion I just had on here and is something most people probably haven't thought about much (unless you've taken one of a handful of philosophy classes), I thought I'd try to lay out a key piece of Descartes' Meditations (#philosophy

Pewdiepie let his son wear a dress, and everyone who worshiped him as an ultra based right wing god is losing their shit over it #youtube #drama #pewdiepie

Amnesty International Calls For Abolishing ICE - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/amnesty-international-calls-for-abolishing-ice/

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Pain Magazine:
🎵 Violent God
#PainMagazine
https://hummusrecords.bandcamp.com/track/violent-god
https://open.spotify.com/track/5fgsLvoswGCZX0ZYzMkUow

Så er der sat autosvar på arbejdsmailen! Det lykkedes skisme at få lavet noget fornuftigt på en artikel som jeg og en kollega har arbejdet på on and off i årevis - så nu har hun fået den retur, og jeg kan holde ferie med rigtig god samvittighed 😇
Her i den rolige periode har jeg også fået skrevet min del af seks ud af otte kapitler til vores bog om retslingvistik, plus en intro og en kildeliste! SkŸn fornemmelse, altså 🥳

God I love SwiftUI

Dems Demand "Full Accounting" Of Iran War Costs - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/08/dems-demands-full-accounting-of-iran-war-costs/

'I think it is imperative on me,
as a faith leader,
to proclaim that human beings are not targets
and that God is a God of justice and of love,’
said the Rev. Rebecca Girrell,
a United Methodist pastor who was among those arrested.
https://

@… @… …my god, the prophecy foretold

Polis Rants Against Socialism For Newsmax [VIDEO] - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/07/polis-rants-against-socialism-for-newsmax-video/

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Grace Cummings:
🎵 My God
#GraceCummings
https://gracecummings.bandcamp.com/track/my-god
https://open.spotify.com/track/3h4IQyLV3DoNHr9k2Bq9di

The question of whether AI is merely clever, actually intelligent, or truly conscious
—whether it is just a highly sophisticated artifact or an actual emergent mind
—may seem abstruse and philosophical.
Are we just chopping logic here and arguing over imperfect terminology?
But the answer would have important implications for Robert Wright’s thesis that the arrival of AI,
-- like the appearance of actual aliens in a well-armed starship,
-- should and must …

Adopt AI or Die?
In his new book “The God Test,” Robert Wright proposes that humanity is facing both a singular opportunity and an epochal threat.

Grocers Group Sues To Block Plan For NYC-Run Stores - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/08/grocers-group-sues-to-block-plan-for-nyc-run-stores/

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MechanicalBreakdown
Betray.Every.God.:
🎵 Switch
#BetrayEveryGod
https://betrayeverygod.bandcamp.com/track/switch

Politico: Trump May TACO On Importing Cut Rate Beef - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/politico-trump-may-taco-on-importing-cut-rate-beef/

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Craig Finn:
🎵 God in Chicago
#NowPlaying #CraigFinn
https://open.spotify.com/track/0TirTwxkDYEN6dMmo7zvFQ

WSJ: How Trump Killed Ticketmaster Antitrust Lawsuit - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/08/wsj-how-trump-killed-ticketmaster-antitrust-lawsuit/

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SundaySoul
The East St. Louis Gospelettes:
🎵 Have A Talk With God
#TheEastStLouisGospelettes
https://open.spotify.com/track/41RRkmb7utTHiVdZquqNeM

The U.S. Mint will begin selling gold-colored $1 coins featuring Donald Trump’s likeness at noon ET on Wednesday,
with prices ranging from about $1.55 to $2.44 per coin.
The coins, first announced in July, bear a rendering of Trump’s face on the obverse side, with the inscriptions “Liberty,” “In God We Trust” and “1776 ~ 2026.”
The presidential seal, which depicts an eagle holding an olive branch and a bundle of arrows, appears on the reverse side,
along with an inscr…

Totally not a cult - Lawyers, Guns & Money
The U.S. Mint will begin selling gold-colored $1 coins featuring President Donald Trump’s likeness at noon ET on Wednesday, with prices ranging from about $1.55 to $2.44 per coin. The coins, first announced in July, bear a rendering of Mr. Trump’s face on the obverse side, with the inscriptions “Liberty,” “In God We Trust” and “1776 ~ 2026.” The […]

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
David Bowie:
🎵 God Knows I'm Good
#NowPlaying #DavidBowie
https://open.spotify.com/track/45BKWNoGFjmngGBpv5uj5J

Melania Ignores Judge, Seeks Sanctions Against Writer - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/07/melania-ignores-judge-seeks-sanctions-against-writer/

TODAY: Nation Celebrates Dolly Parton On "9 To 5 Day" - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/today-nation-celebrates-dolly-parton-on-9-5-day/

Blue States Sue Over Attempt To Control Election Rules - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/07/blue-states-sue-over-attempt-to-control-election-rules/

Officially pathetic.
Trump Runs US-Paid "Love Me" Ad On Fox [VIDEO] - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/trump-runs-us-paid-love-me-ad-on-fox-video/

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's campaign released an ad using artificial intelligence to attack his U.S. Senate opponent, James Talarico.
The ad features an AI-generated Talarico making provocative statements about Christianity, some of which are fictionalized.
The video combines fabricated lines with some of Talarico's actual past comments on faith and gender.
Talarico has since stated that some of his past remarks were "intentionally provocative" an…

Paxton's new AI ad puts words in a fake Talarico's mouth. Watch it here
Ken Paxton's new attack ad uses an AI-generated James Talarico to target his Democratic rival's past comments about Christianity, God and Jesus.

"tying Gallup’s record high" 😜
Gallup: 17% Of US Adults Report Smoking Marijuana - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/08/gallup-17-of-us-adults-report-smoking-marijuana/

Clarence Thomas Appears On Cruz's Podcast, Thanks Cruz For Defending Him Against Ethics Complaints - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/08/clarence-thomas-appears-on-cruzs-podcast-thanks-cruz-for-defending-him-against-ethics-complaints/

Oklahoma Republican State Rep Accused Of Sexual Harassment, Leaving Cup Of His Urine On Staffer's Desk - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/oklahoma-republican-state-rep-accused-of-sexual-harassment-leaving-cup-of-his-urine-on-staffers-desk/

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Grace Cummings:
🎵 My God
#GraceCummings
https://gracecummings.bandcamp.com/track/my-god
https://open.spotify.com/track/3h4IQyLV3DoNHr9k2Bq9di

Ok, that's it. #FuckFetterman
Fetterman Helps Senate GOP Kill Iran War Powers Bill - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/07/fetterman-helps-senate-gop-kill-iran-war-powers-bill/

"If you’ve notice a suspicious calm on your TV screens, it’s because live television coverage of Donald Trump has all but vanished. "
MAGA Outlets Try To Launch Their Own WH Press Pool - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/maga-outlets-try-to-launch-their-own-wh-press-pool/

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Apollo Brown & Skyzoo:
🎵 God Given
#ApolloBrown #Skyzoo
https://apollobrown.bandcamp.com/track/god-given
https://open.spotify.com/track/0YCcQaC3cAeK4EF28odbOo

#FAFO
Michigan CEO Who Went Viral Trolling Canada With "Lake America" Post No Longer Has Her Job [VIDEO] - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/michigan-ceo-who-went-viral-trolling-canada-with-lake-america-post-no-longer-has-her-job-video/

BRENNAN: “So, is your message to Florida parents, get your kids vaccinated against that one?”
DONALDS: “No, actually, my message is the reason why we have seen a measles outbreak in certain parts of the country is because of rampant illegal immigration into the United States from the previous administration before Joe Biden came to office, when our borders were basically secure.”
Donalds To "Study" Rolling Back Polio And MMR Shots - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/08/donalds-to-study-rolling-back-polio-and-mmr-shots/

Eight States Sue Trump Over Canceled Wind Farms - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/eight-states-sue-trump-over-canceled-wind-farms/

CNBC: Trump Traded Up To $270M In Shares In July - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/cnbc-trump-traded-up-to-270m-in-shares-in-july/

Fox News Blames Biden For High Gas Prices [VIDEO] - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/07/fox-news-blames-biden-for-high-gas-prices-video/

REPORT: All Local News To Soon Be MAGA Propaganda - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/07/report-all-local-news-to-soon-be-maga-propaganda/

Hackers Claim To Have "Data On All FBI Employees" - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/hackers-claim-to-have-data-on-all-fbi-employees/

Kalshi Seeks To Allow Bettors To Use Borrowed Money - Joe.My.God.
https://www.joemygod.com/2026/09/kalshi-seeks-to-allow-bettors-to-use-borrowed-money/