2026-01-01 06:46:16
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Sufjan Stevens:
🎵 Ah Holy Jesus
#SufjanStevens
https://music.sufjan.com/track/ah-holy-jesus-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/5ypLmgUH5py6ebEFDYprEG
Fundamentalist Christian influencer Allie Beth Stuckey
doesn’t see empathy as a failure of evolution (like Elon Musk does).
As a creationist who denies the scientific reality of prehistoric dinosaurs,
she doesn’t even believe in evolution.
Stuckey has made it her mission to rewrite the teachings of Jesus so that her savior is a harsh disciplinarian
whose “love” has little to do with empathy.
Stuckey’s book
“Toxic Empathy: How Progressives Exploit C…
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
https://blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/track/spotlights-jesus-christ-pose
https://open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfejHhemj0KSWCOV2A
My bet is that this will turn into a fairly substantial copyright and contract case.
"Kristen Bell Is the Star of a New Fox Jesus Podcast. No One Told Her"
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-features/kristen-bel…
My big gripe with "AI" is that a big reason why it's sold as the second coming of Jesus is that most tech people fundamentally do not understand how it actually works.
Their reasoning goes something like, "It works sort of ok for code generation, and programming is the hardest possible thing in the world to do, every other human endeavor is trivial compared to writing code, therefore it must excel at anything else!".
So it ends up being pushed due to a mixture of ignorance and hubris; and especially being stuffed into things it should never be used for (usually when users don't have a say which software they need to use for work).
The finbros are happily along for the ride because they just need something that can be hyped to pump and dump.
Colorado pastor: Sign these anti-trans ballot petitions or "you're a traitor" to Jesus
https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/colorado-pastor-sign-these-anti-trans
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #ElSonido
Little Jesus:
🎵 Azul
#LittleJesus
https://anhe.bandcamp.com/track/azul
https://open.spotify.com/track/3V4TnrGeVCxB2TLZ2pZQYO
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicsIndieForever
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Just Like Honey
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://nyctophiliaremixcover.bandcamp.com/track/2-the-jesus-and-mary-chain-just-like-honey-lost-in-translation-remix-the-cemetery-lovers
https://open.spotify.com/track/1LwP9g1Hjbs64jXM2Qsxry
Forthright has a new article today by Jon G. in Glasgow UK, 'What impact are we having?' Jesus had made an impact on the Christians.
#Bible
RE: #notThatJesus
No, we don't follow that Jesus, we follow the Jesus of the old testa…
Crypto investor Roger Ver, aka "Bitcoin Jesus", reaches a deferred prosecution agreement with the US DOJ and pays ~$50M to resolve a tax evasion indictment (Ben Weiss/Fortune)
https://fortune.com/crypto/2025/10/14/roger…
I was just thinking about how the fact that #Musk named his AI "Grok" is evidence that he "reads sci-fi" in the same way he "plays video games." Like, he claims to do it but when it comes time to show the evidence it's clear he does not actually "grok" it.
Like... To grok something is to have a layer deeper than simply knowledge, but mathematically encoding statistical relationships between words is pretty obviously not even understanding much less qualifying as "groking" it. In the book, the ability to grok something is also the ability to annihilate that thing with a thought. Just pretending that an LLM actually *was* something that could become AGI (which it's not), this name would imply the AI would have the power to annihilate reality. That's bad. That's a bad name for an AI.
And why would a greedy fascist name something of his after something an anarchist communist space Jesus taught to the hippie cult he started? There are so many layers of facepalm to this. It's some kind of php-esque fractal of incompetence.
Like, there's no reason to talk about this but my brain does this to me sometimes and now it's your problem.
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
https://blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/track/spotlights-jesus-christ-pose
https://open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfejHhemj0KSWCOV2A
If #Musk 🏴☠️ were a guy from the lower middle class with an average income and net worth, he would have been committed to a psychiatric ward long ago.
But since he is the richest person in the world (which doesn't really mean much, but enough to cause damage), even a sociopath like Musk is tolerated—even though he has already caused enormous damage and that is probably not the end of it.
just seen someone with a big sticker that said "do you follow Jesus this closely?"
their license plate: 8008
blessèd titties
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ThroughTheNight
Olivier Messiaen & Martin Helmchen:
🎵 no.18 Regard de l'Onction terrible from Vingt Regards sur l'enfant Jesus
#OlivierMessiaen #MartinHelmchen
https://open.spotify.com/track/2t5iNSkufoPee9eh93XyC4
(Spot on mentality. But I believe in Jesus. After all, he removed the pope from his position.)
PC Principal and Jesus throw down in the bathroom at the Cheesecake Factory
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f4ZfookHG4c
Jesus! #TOTP
Konnte Jesus schwimmen?
„Die Origin-Story von Jesus enthält sämtliche Zutaten für eine spektakuläre Trash-TV-Doku-Soap: Teenager-Schwangerschaft, dubiose Vaterschaft, Kuckucks-Kind und Stallgeburt irgendwo im Nirgendwo.“
https://www.familienbetrieb.info/adventskalender-2025-tag-0…
Cold and windy, but my gluttony over the holidays has insulated me well. I would trade some of it for fitness, which I suppose is what’s happening, albeit much slower and more arduously than I might like.
Ran 4/1 minute run/walk intervals for what turned out to be 6.5 km. Pace was 8:03/km.
#Running
I love it when @… goes on long nerd dives on YouTube and the topic of his latest video focuses on why #Jesus is traditionally depicted with long hair.
An icing on the cake is that early in the video he donated $250 to
Die Sterndeuter haben ihr Ziel fast erreicht - aber, wer ist eignetlich dieser Jesus? Selbst Joahnnes der Täufer, der Prediger in der Wüste, sagt von sich, dass er nicht wert sei, Christus die Riemen an den Sandalen zu schnüren (Joh. 1, 27)? Werden wir vor ihm bestehen?
Noch ist er nicht da, aber er ist nicht mehr fern und dazu heißt es in enem Adventslied: „Tragt in die Welt nun ein Licht. Sagt allen: Fürchtet euch nicht!“.
The season of acting like we are all catholic and care about Jesus is over. We can stop saying Merry Christmas for the 100th time to the same person.
#christmas2025
11 things GROK says Musk is better at than anyone.
https://gizmodo.com/11-things-grok-says-elon-musk-does-better-than-anyone-2000689254
What would Jesus do?
https://mastodon.social/@MAKS23/115578638503840231
Jesus fuck. Now you’re just embarrassing the species.
#uspol
I thought this was pretty funny. Awkward dinner parties.
Hopefully no paywall, gift article.
https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/20
“Someday, with the right man in the White House, there will be a Department of Jesus, yes and a Secretary of Jesus.… Dismantle the New Deal, reverse the effects of World War II, restore fascism at home and around the world, flee into the past, can’t you feel it, all the dangerous childish stupidity—“I don’t like the way it came out, I want it to be my way.” Thomas #Pynchon, Vineland
Donnerstag: Deutsches Flugtaxi-Start-up am Ende, KI-Rechenzentren mit ARM-Chips
Ausverkauf beim Flugtaxi-Pionier KI auf ARM-Basis für Facebook und Instagram Waymo-Robotaxis bald in London Bitcoin-Jesus entgeht Haftstrafe #heiseshow
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicsForeverDark
The Revolutionary Army of the Infant Jesus:
🎵 De Profundis
#TheRevolutionaryArmyoftheInfantJesus
https://revolutionaryarmyoftheinfantjesus.bandcamp.com/track/de-profundis
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.. COME. ON.
We literally don't deserve to survive this extinction level event we're making for ourselves.
#crypto #cryptocurrency
Jesus fucking christ.
https://hey.paris/posts/appleid/
"Jesus and Kathia are not sure what to do now, or where they will sleep if their vehicle is towed. The options for family shelter are limited until her child is born, she said, and she does not want to leave her dog, who also lives in her RV, behind."
https://missionlocal.org/2025…
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 TALKING
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
https://teenjesusandthejeanteasers.bandcamp.com/track/talking
https://open.spotify.com/track/0rUlCtebzTLSqfcJ64Bqqx
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #CarolsAcrossTheCountryASeasonalJourney
Elizabeth Poston, Belfast Cathedral Choir & Matthew Owens:
🎵 Jesus Christ the apple tree
#ElizabethPoston #BelfastCathedralChoir #MatthewOwens
https://open.spotify.com/track/1FrAvE6n0wkcWZBI6NGWDc
"Spiritual humility and ecological wisdom alike teach us that it’s time to let go of anthropocentrism—the idea that human beings are the center of the universe. Instead, we can rejoice that all creatures belong to Jesus … "
—Professor and alum Carolyn Sharp ’94 M.A.R., ’00 Ph.D. writing in the new issue of Reflections, in her piece "Let There Be Life! A Sermonic Call to Ecological Witness"
Haben die Evangelikalen jetzt eigentlich Jesus schon offiziell wegen Wokeness rausgeschmissen, oder ignorieren sie ihn einfach weiter?
Christian nationalist pastor
Joel Webbon urges Christians to
join ICE and serve as
"God's appointed avenger"
to round up and deport immigrants:
"You can join ICE today and make Jesus smile as you,
with a gun,
pack foreigners into the back of a van to be kicked out of the country.
That is a godly, glorious endeavor"
"the billionaire businessman Vincent Bolloré, one of #Sarkozy’s longtime patrons and the owner of Fayard, publisher of “Le Journal d’un Prisonnier,” has been doing his most to propel the far right to victory."
"Twenty days behind bars, and not long before France may very well have a far-right head of state for the first time in nearly a century. "
What does a spiritual orphan do at Christmas? It’s all about Jesus, right? We’re celebrating his birthday, aren’t we? #atheist #Christmas
Bau ein Haus mit Luanti Heute starten wir mit dem Open-World-Spiel Luanti. Auch Jesus war ein Experte im Hausbau, sein Vater war Zimmermann und vermutlich hat auch er im Hausbau mitgearbeitet bis er erwachsen war. Dieses Gleichnis aus der Bergpredigt geht über den Hausbau: https://www.die-bibel.de/bibel/BB/MAT.7.24
@… y’all need jesus or react (pick one)
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Garageland:
🎵 Jesus I'm Freezing
#Garageland
https://garagelandnz.bandcamp.com/track/jesus-im-freezing
https://open.spotify.com/track/2Kt0yTbZGu79prq36QaeKv
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers - DAYLIGHT (Official Visualizer)
#music
someone pls get ai jesus off my feed
Here's to you, my dear mutuals, Jesus may not love you but I do.
I posted a friendly question to folks on an AI coding subreddit along with my own answer, and jesus christ #AI coders can *looks suspiciously in mirror* be some real dipshits
when you just bored and hanging out with a ginger kid and a bird, but everyone think you sus.
source: https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/458982
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #CarolsAcrossTheCountryASeasonalJourney
Elizabeth Poston, Belfast Cathedral Choir & Matthew Owens:
🎵 Jesus Christ the apple tree
#ElizabethPoston #BelfastCathedralChoir #MatthewOwens
https://open.spotify.com/track/1FrAvE6n0wkcWZBI6NGWDc
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Some Candy Talking (Radio 1 Session, 29 Oct 1985)
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://blackhay.bandcamp.com/track/some-candy-talking-jesus-and-mary-chain-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/4OVeMmzbBEtNtrCOz0prka
One baby Jesus lies in a manger in the snow, wrapped in a silver emergency blanket with his wrists zip-tied.
Mary stands nearby outside the Lake Street Church in Evanston, Illinois, wearing a plastic gas mask and flanked by Roman soldiers in tactical vests labeled “ICE.”
In another Chicago suburb, not far from an Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility that has drawn protests over detentions, a sign at the manger outside the Urban Village Church says
“Due to ICE activit…
I think something's wrong with my papers.
They say "Michał" all over the place, but my mom calls me "Jesus Michał".
894
Jesus Christian Christ
jewish doctor: fine i'll circumcise ur child just before shabbat
non-denominational evangelical mother: finally the blood moon alignment can reveal the black stone prophecy to the chain breaker league (womens division) as foretold by my amazon cart. long have i hunger for Israeli-grade ontology, flag blue of the sea, white of my skin, one twilight world rendered a landing pad for the physical and symbolic phalluses of Jesus and the AH-64
nonbinary rabbi: oy they
Lucky I set up my home server months ago... Jesus! Hardware prices are skyrocketing. Now more than ever, second-hand equipment is a more than adequate option.
#harware
"...detailed how the company would use AI to speed up licensing. In [Microsoft’s] conception, existing nuclear licensing documents and data about nuclear sites data would be used to train an LLM that’s then used to generate documents to speed up the process."
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
https://www.404media.co/power-companies-are-using-ai-to-build-nuclear-power-plants/
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Deep One Perfect Morning
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://altcountryfiedtributetojamc.bandcamp.com/track/deep-one-perfect-morning-tammy-faye-starlight
https://open.spotify.com/track/3D6ascwycdlxQ17H6PtfTa
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Vegetable Man
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cXUQgju1zGYAeyf8xyzw3
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #CarolsAcrossTheCountryASeasonalJourney
Paul Manz & Choir of St John’s College, Cambridge:
🎵 E'en so, Lord Jesus, quickly come
#PaulManz #ChoirofStJohnsCollege #Cambridge
https://open.spotify.com/track/7tKT4bi036dpDwFZnmAYUs
jesus christ i forgot how debilitatingly addictive ck3 is lol
I understand that there are people that use The Bible to guide them and get spiritual and mental support. But I also see the people that shout loud about relying on The Bible, and those most often use it as a weapon, as a tool to exercise power on others, and to do so they just ignore most of the teachings of Jesus.¹
So we have to distinguish if someone wants to use The Bible to relieve themselves or suppress others. Two opposite ways.
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¹aka “all the woke stuff”
Sources: crypto investor Roger Ver, aka "Bitcoin Jesus", has reached a tentative agreement with the US DOJ to pay ~$48M to end a 2024 criminal tax fraud case (New York Times)
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/technology/roger-ver-bitcoi…
Father of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ --
You deserve all praise, honor, and glory.
We thank you for so many precious and wonderful gifts.
We ask for power and knowledge to do your will.
Make us sensitive to what displeases you.
Forgive us our many stumbles and keep us from temptation.
Jesus is Lord.
Amen.
#prayers
#Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead. Also cadmium and inorganic arsenic.
Researchers at Consumer Reports tested various protein powders and shakes and their conclusion was Jesus Christ that's a lot of lead.
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Nine Million Rainy Days
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://hybropsyche.bandcamp.com/track/nine-million-rainy-days
https://open.spotify.com/track/77UPPPUsW9xaoA9rFYaJuO
Bau ein Haus mit Luanti Heute starten wir mit dem Open-World-Spiel Luanti. Auch Jesus war ein Experte im Hausbau, sein Vater war Zimmermann und vermutlich hat auch er im Hausbau mitgearbeitet bis er erwachsen war. Dieses Gleichnis aus der Bergpredigt geht über den Hausbau: https://www.die-bibel.de/bibel/BB/MAT.7.24
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 You Trip Me Up (Radio 1 Session, 29 Oct 1985)
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://thearrogants.bandcamp.com/track/you-trip-me-up-the-jesus-and-mary-chain-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/4shiyvvD6QhdSHUDIhJzx7
Here’s another article on this. Essentially schools are teaching children to guess words, not to read them.
Jesus fucking Christ.
https://fivefromfive.com.au/phonics-teaching/the-three-cueing-system/
Such a peaceful man, so peaceful, more peaceful than Jesus or Ghandi.
Did I mention that this peaceful man is in charge of the world's most powerful military and has nuclear launch codes?
So why is Norway in a panic about the retribution that this peaceful many may inflict if he does not get the Nobel Peace Prize?
Perhaps he is not really a peaceful man? (I wonder if he is a man at all.)
"Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize…
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Some Candy Talking
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://blackhay.bandcamp.com/track/some-candy-talking-jesus-and-mary-chain-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/4OVeMmzbBEtNtrCOz0prka
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #JazzRecordRequests
The Modern Jazz Quartet:
🎵 Jesus Christ Superstar (feat. Paul Desmond)
#TheModernJazzQuartet
https://open.spotify.com/track/1GJiLpLqB3ieAVmc0IOsb3
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #AmyLamé
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Some Candy Talking (Radio 1 Session, 29 Oct 1985)
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://blackhay.bandcamp.com/track/some-candy-talking-jesus-and-mary-chain-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/4OVeMmzbBEtNtrCOz0prka
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
https://andrewredhand.bandcamp.com/album/depeche-mode-personal-jesus-andrew-red-hand-edits-free
https://open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDGGXlSvm2NkGj0Qio
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Birthday
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://thejesusandmarychain.bandcamp.com/track/birthday
https://open.spotify.com/track/0nC4uoC1lxfd8GRfTejADL
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicArtistInResidence
Judee Sill:
🎵 Jesus Was A Cross Maker
#JudeeSill
https://open.spotify.com/track/0YA6BYi1Fwv58UfX3M1z7f
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #EssentialClassics
Johann Sebastian Bach, Masaaki Suzuki, Carolyn Sampson, Damien Guillon & Bach Collegium Japan:
🎵 So ist mein Jesus nun gefangen (St. Matthew Passion)
#MasaakiSuzuki
https://open.spotify.com/track/2hhmaadm7ljpRmGednfcBu
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Breakfast
Johann Sebastian Bach, Christian Friedrich Henrici, Hertha Töpper, Munich Bach Orchestra, Karl Richter, Munich Bach Chorus & Munich Chorknaben:
🎵 J.S. Bach: Matthäus-Passion, BWV 244, Pt. 2: No. 60, 'Sehet, Jesus hat die Hand'
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 BALCONY
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
https://teenjesusandthejeanteasers.bandcamp.com/track/balcony
https://open.spotify.com/track/50oqd932CmStX9MVXAynW1
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #InTune
Trad., Graeme McNaught & Sir Willard White:
🎵 Steal away to Jesus
#Trad #GraemeMcNaught #SirWillardWhite
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #TheMorningAfterMix
The Velvet Underground:
🎵 Jesus
#TheVelvetUnderground
https://jls13.bandcamp.com/track/jesus
https://open.spotify.com/track/63p86I7aYxgAM2xBgqlPEc
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 WATCHING ME LEAVE
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
https://teenjesusandthejeanteasers.bandcamp.com/track/watching-me-leave
https://open.spotify.com/track/5y9ycx6snxRC6X7fiQYpxx
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Nine Million Rainy Days
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://hybropsyche.bandcamp.com/track/nine-million-rainy-days
https://open.spotify.com/track/77UPPPUsW9xaoA9rFYaJuO
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 BALCONY
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
https://teenjesusandthejeanteasers.bandcamp.com/track/balcony
https://open.spotify.com/track/1FqQNvS76qtUAwj3aore7f