2025-12-24 14:50:41
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Garageland:
🎵 Jesus I'm Freezing
#Garageland
https://garagelandnz.bandcamp.com/track/jesus-im-freezing
https://open.spotify.com/track/2Kt0yTbZGu79prq36QaeKv
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Garageland:
🎵 Jesus I'm Freezing
#Garageland
https://garagelandnz.bandcamp.com/track/jesus-im-freezing
https://open.spotify.com/track/2Kt0yTbZGu79prq36QaeKv
I am wondering why people still pay their Federal taxes?
(I sent my quarterly payment to the IRS about a week ago. And I cringed at the thought of what ill uses it might be used for.)
'How “Bitcoin Jesus” Avoided Prison, Thanks to One of the “Friends of Trump”'
https://www.
I don't know how Jesus does it... I mean I freak out when I have to wait 9 seconds to respawn, Jesus respawn took 3 whole days... RETWEET!
»Tiktok prägt religiöse Identität von Jugendlichen:
"Christfluencer" verbreiten auf Tiktok den "Jesus-Glow". Junge Menschen berichten Followerinnen und Followern über ihre Liebe zu Gott und ihr Leben. Sind Jugendliche wieder religiöser als die Generationen vor ihnen?«
Das TikTok immer schon zur Beeinflussung der Jegend ist sollte mMn sehr wohl klar sein. So harmlos ist es nicht wie viele dies sehen.
📺
Jesus! #TOTP
POL-EL: Meppen - Jesus Statue beschädigt - Zeugen gesucht Meppen (ots) - In der Zeit von Dienstagabend bis Mittwoch, 00:30 Uhr kam es in der Teglinger Straße zu einer Sachbeschädigung. Ein bislang unbekannter Täter brach die Arme einer Jesus Statue ab und warf diese in den Dortmund-Ems-Kanal. Zeugen ... https://www.pres…
My bet is that this will turn into a fairly substantial copyright and contract case.
"Kristen Bell Is the Star of a New Fox Jesus Podcast. No One Told Her"
https://www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-movie-features/kristen-bel…
Die Sterndeuter haben ihr Ziel fast erreicht - aber, wer ist eignetlich dieser Jesus? Selbst Joahnnes der Täufer, der Prediger in der Wüste, sagt von sich, dass er nicht wert sei, Christus die Riemen an den Sandalen zu schnüren (Joh. 1, 27)? Werden wir vor ihm bestehen?
Noch ist er nicht da, aber er ist nicht mehr fern und dazu heißt es in enem Adventslied: „Tragt in die Welt nun ein Licht. Sagt allen: Fürchtet euch nicht!“.
If #Musk 🏴☠️ were a guy from the lower middle class with an average income and net worth, he would have been committed to a psychiatric ward long ago.
But since he is the richest person in the world (which doesn't really mean much, but enough to cause damage), even a sociopath like Musk is tolerated—even though he has already caused enormous damage and that is probably not the end of it.
They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise 'Jetway Jesus.' (Natasha Dangoor/Wall Street Journal)
https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/travel/jetway-jesus-wheelchair-passengers-miracle-flights-0eaccfb3
http://www.memeorandum.com/251218/p141#a251218p141
11 things GROK says Musk is better at than anyone.
https://gizmodo.com/11-things-grok-says-elon-musk-does-better-than-anyone-2000689254
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 BALCONY
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
https://teenjesusandthejeanteasers.bandcamp.com/track/balcony
https://open.spotify.com/track/50oqd932CmStX9MVXAynW1
The Gospel According to ICE: How Christian Nationalists Betray The Faith They Claim to Follow | Tim Hjersted https://www.filmsforaction.org/articles/the-gospel-according-to-ice/
Jesus fuck. Now you’re just embarrassing the species.
#uspol
What would Jesus do?
https://mastodon.social/@MAKS23/115578638503840231
One baby Jesus lies in a manger in the snow, wrapped in a silver emergency blanket with his wrists zip-tied.
Mary stands nearby outside the Lake Street Church in Evanston, Illinois, wearing a plastic gas mask and flanked by Roman soldiers in tactical vests labeled “ICE.”
In another Chicago suburb, not far from an Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility that has drawn protests over detentions, a sign at the manger outside the Urban Village Church says
“Due to ICE activit…
In Jamaica, this bird is also known as the 'Jesus bird', as it appears to walk on water.
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #JazzRecordRequests
The Modern Jazz Quartet:
🎵 Jesus Christ Superstar (feat. Paul Desmond)
#TheModernJazzQuartet
https://open.spotify.com/track/1GJiLpLqB3ieAVmc0IOsb3
OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.. COME. ON.
We literally don't deserve to survive this extinction level event we're making for ourselves.
#crypto #cryptocurrency
I posted a friendly question to folks on an AI coding subreddit along with my own answer, and jesus christ #AI coders can *looks suspiciously in mirror* be some real dipshits
I love it when @… goes on long nerd dives on YouTube and the topic of his latest video focuses on why #Jesus is traditionally depicted with long hair.
An icing on the cake is that early in the video he donated $250 to
"Jesus and Kathia are not sure what to do now, or where they will sleep if their vehicle is towed. The options for family shelter are limited until her child is born, she said, and she does not want to leave her dog, who also lives in her RV, behind."
https://missionlocal.org/2025…
„Die Origin-Story von Jesus enthält sämtliche Zutaten für eine spektakuläre Trash-TV-Doku-Soap: Teenager-Schwangerschaft, dubiose Vaterschaft, Kuckucks-Kind und Stallgeburt irgendwo im Nirgendwo.“
https://www.familienbetrieb.info/adventskalender-2025-tag-0…
Jesus amazed even the people who knew him, but ...
#Bible
"Spiritual humility and ecological wisdom alike teach us that it’s time to let go of anthropocentrism—the idea that human beings are the center of the universe. Instead, we can rejoice that all creatures belong to Jesus … "
—Professor and alum Carolyn Sharp ’94 M.A.R., ’00 Ph.D. writing in the new issue of Reflections, in her piece "Let There Be Life! A Sermonic Call to Ecological Witness"
$\Lambda$-Enhanced Gray Molasses Cooling of $^{85}$Rb Atoms in Tweezers Using the D$_2$ Line
Deon Janse van Rensburg, Rogier Venderbosch, Yuri van der Werf, Jesus del Pozo Mellado, Marijn Venderbosch, Rianne Lous, Edgar Vredenbregt, Servaas Kokkelmans
https://arxiv.org/abs/2512.17653
What does a spiritual orphan do at Christmas? It’s all about Jesus, right? We’re celebrating his birthday, aren’t we? #atheist #Christmas
Jesus fucking christ.
https://hey.paris/posts/appleid/
"...detailed how the company would use AI to speed up licensing. In [Microsoft’s] conception, existing nuclear licensing documents and data about nuclear sites data would be used to train an LLM that’s then used to generate documents to speed up the process."
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
https://www.404media.co/power-companies-are-using-ai-to-build-nuclear-power-plants/
I understand that there are people that use The Bible to guide them and get spiritual and mental support. But I also see the people that shout loud about relying on The Bible, and those most often use it as a weapon, as a tool to exercise power on others, and to do so they just ignore most of the teachings of Jesus.¹
So we have to distinguish if someone wants to use The Bible to relieve themselves or suppress others. Two opposite ways.
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¹aka “all the woke stuff”
I have prompted Google Gemini (with Nano Banana engine) to generate the image of historical Jesus by using scientific data on him and ignoring iconography
Here, we see a typical wandering preacher from Galilee of the first years AD. This is a plausible image of how the real Jesus might look like
https://
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #TheMorningAfterMix
The Velvet Underground:
🎵 Jesus
#TheVelvetUnderground
https://jls13.bandcamp.com/track/jesus
https://open.spotify.com/track/63p86I7aYxgAM2xBgqlPEc
"the billionaire businessman Vincent Bolloré, one of #Sarkozy’s longtime patrons and the owner of Fayard, publisher of “Le Journal d’un Prisonnier,” has been doing his most to propel the far right to victory."
"Twenty days behind bars, and not long before France may very well have a far-right head of state for the first time in nearly a century. "
jesus christ i forgot how debilitatingly addictive ck3 is lol
Jesus était occupé mais moi j’ai vu ce que tu as fait !
#memecredi
Auf den Spuren des Heidenmissionars Paulus Paulus ist der bekannteste Missionar des Christentums. Er ist weit gereist, um die Botschaft von Jesus allen Menschen weiterzugeben. Weil er so viele Briefe geschrieben hat, die die Gemeinden aufbewahrt haben, wissen wir viel von ihm. Außerdem berichtet die Apostelgeschichte ausführlich über seine Reisen. Aufgabe des Tages Löse mindestens Level 1 des P@ul Vollständiger Beitrag:
RE: https://newsie.social/@TheConversationUS/115894520734391924
I've often joked that many American evangelicals follow the Jesus of the Old Testament.
It appears that they really despise the dirty fucking hippy of the Sermon on the Mount…
Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social :
“These politicians want a Christian nation
— unless it means providing health care to the sick.
Or funding food assistance for the hungry.
Or raising the minimum wage.
It seems like they want to base our laws on the Bible…
until they read the words of Jesus.”
h…
U.S. Rep Jesus 'Chuy' Garcia won't seek reelection, leaves seat for chief of staff (Tina Sfondeles/Chicago Sun Times)
https://chicago.suntimes.com/elections/2025/11/03/jesus-chuy-garcia-reelection-dropping-out-chief-of-staff-running
http://www.memeorandum.com/251103/p130#a251103p130
Jesus fuck. We don’t suddenly expect rational, well-considered options from Reddit of all places now, do we? https://social.chinwag.org/@FediThing/115907834493594403
„Heilige Mission“ - Putin vergleicht seine Soldaten mit Jesus #News #Nachrichten
when you just bored and hanging out with a ginger kid and a bird, but everyone think you sus.
source: https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/458982
@… y’all need jesus or react (pick one)
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 April Skies
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://thejesusandmarychain.bandcamp.com/track/april-skies-live
https://open.spotify.com/track/7hs0Q5T9oyYMuGg4EQZenj
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers - DAYLIGHT (Official Visualizer)
#music
894
Jesus Christian Christ
Haben die Evangelikalen jetzt eigentlich Jesus schon offiziell wegen Wokeness rausgeschmissen, oder ignorieren sie ihn einfach weiter?
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #MusicMap
Pau Casals, Choir of Jesus College, Cambridge & Mark Williams:
🎵 O Vos Omnes
#PauCasals #ChoirofJesusCollege #Cambridge #MarkWilliams
And lastly the mess at the end. Anthony Taylor really flubbed it. Konate ends up with the same disciplinary result as Martinelli?!? Jesus comes and retaliates on Konate, knocking Taylor's yellow card out of his hands and he gets... nothing?
Martinelli, the man who played dead within two minutes of coming on, is upset about a player on the ground? "The lad doth protest too much, methinks."
Throws the ball on a downed player, puts a knee into him, and then pushes him?…
Fascinating article on the abundance of medical reference books & notes on remedies in medieval England:
https://specialcollections-blog.lib.cam.ac.uk/?p=30906
🧵 1/4
Here’s another article on this. Essentially schools are teaching children to guess words, not to read them.
Jesus fucking Christ.
https://fivefromfive.com.au/phonics-teaching/the-three-cueing-system/
The Trump administration is seeking to deport two men
who provided accounts of the Jan. 3 death of
Geraldo Lunas Campos
at a Texas detention camp
that differed from the Department of Homeland Security’s description of the incident.
Santos Jesus Flores and
Antonio Ascon Frometa,
two detainees at
"Camp East Montana" who both have criminal convictions,
said in phone interviews with The Washington Post this week that they witnessed …
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
https://andrewredhand.bandcamp.com/album/depeche-mode-personal-jesus-andrew-red-hand-edits-free
https://open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDGGXlSvm2NkGj0Qio
Au bout de combien d’osties on a mangé un Jesus ?
Auf den Spuren des Heidenmissionars Paulus Paulus ist der bekannteste Missionar des Christentums. Er ist weit gereist, um die Botschaft von Jesus allen Menschen weiterzugeben. Weil er so viele Briefe geschrieben hat, die die Gemeinden aufbewahrt haben, wissen wir viel von ihm. Außerdem berichtet die Apostelgeschichte ausführlich über seine Reisen. Aufgabe des Tages Löse mindestens Level 1 des P@ul Vollständiger Beitrag:
Jesus
Fucking
Christ
Father of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ --
You deserve all praise, honor, and glory.
We thank you for so many precious and wonderful gifts.
We ask for power and knowledge to do your will.
Make us sensitive to what displeases you.
Forgive us our many stumbles and keep us from temptation.
Jesus is Lord.
Amen.
#prayers
How a US Citizen Was Scanned With ICE's Facial Recognition Tech https://www.404media.co/how-a-us-citizen-was-scanned-with-ices-facial-recognition-tech/
Colorado pastor: Sign these anti-trans ballot petitions or "you're a traitor" to Jesus
https://www.friendlyatheist.com/p/colorado-pastor-sign-these-anti-trans
A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
The link in the discussion thread:
https:/…
Konnte Jesus schwimmen?
"When we synchronize initiatives that are small enough to manage and big enough to matter ... things actually happen. Parks get built. Gardens get planted. Food gets served."
—Andrew K. Barnett ’12 M.Div./M.E.M. writing in the new issue of Reflections in his piece titled "The Gospel Politics of Hope"
Heute haben wir #Jesaja (65, 17-), Neuer Himmel und neue Erde gelesen; das passt wunderbar zur #Offenbarung (21) des Johannes (Siehe, ich mache alles neu). Aber lest es selber.
Schön, dass Gott auch mit #Jesus
Bau ein Haus mit Luanti Heute starten wir mit dem Open-World-Spiel Luanti. Auch Jesus war ein Experte im Hausbau, sein Vater war Zimmermann und vermutlich hat auch er im Hausbau mitgearbeitet bis er erwachsen war. Dieses Gleichnis aus der Bergpredigt geht über den Hausbau: https://www.die-bibel.de/bibel/BB/MAT.7.24
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Breakfast
Johann Sebastian Bach, Christian Friedrich Henrici, Hertha Töpper, Munich Bach Orchestra, Karl Richter, Munich Bach Chorus & Munich Chorknaben:
🎵 J.S. Bach: Matthäus-Passion, BWV 244, Pt. 2: No. 60, 'Sehet, Jesus hat die Hand'
RE: #notThatJesus
No, we don't follow that Jesus, we follow the Jesus of the old testa…
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Bad Religion:
🎵 American Jesus
#BadReligion
https://zerojanitor.bandcamp.com/track/bad-religion-american-jesus-2a03
https://open.spotify.com/track/5TZn3LQSWwVPnBlPgFKb54
Empathy is the new Christian battleground (Russell Contreras/Axios)
https://www.axios.com/2025/11/30/christians-empathy-jesus-immigration-politics
http://www.memeorandum.com/251130/p19#a251130p19
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #AfternoonShow
St. Vincent:
🎵 Jesus Saves, I Spend
#StVincent
Bau ein Haus mit Luanti Heute starten wir mit dem Open-World-Spiel Luanti. Auch Jesus war ein Experte im Hausbau, sein Vater war Zimmermann und vermutlich hat auch er im Hausbau mitgearbeitet bis er erwachsen war. Dieses Gleichnis aus der Bergpredigt geht über den Hausbau: https://www.die-bibel.de/bibel/BB/MAT.7.24
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #20thCenturyRadicals
Olivier Messiaen & John Ogdon:
🎵 Vingt regards sur l'enfant jesus: Noel
#OlivierMessiaen #JohnOgdon
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Y6zkWl6TJmhk4X1bmhaxB
Fundamentalist Christian influencer Allie Beth Stuckey
doesn’t see empathy as a failure of evolution (like Elon Musk does).
As a creationist who denies the scientific reality of prehistoric dinosaurs,
she doesn’t even believe in evolution.
Stuckey has made it her mission to rewrite the teachings of Jesus so that her savior is a harsh disciplinarian
whose “love” has little to do with empathy.
Stuckey’s book
“Toxic Empathy: How Progressives Exploit C…
Heute haben wir #Jesaja (65, 17-), Neuer Himmel und neue Erde gelesen; das passt wunderbar zur #Offenbarung (21) des Johannes (Siehe, ich mache alles neu). Aber lest es selber.
Schön, dass Gott auch mit #Jesus
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Wilco:
🎵 Jesus, Etc.
#Wilco
https://casslist.bandcamp.com/track/wilco-jesus-etc
Shock Video Shows ICE Agent Assaulting Woman Who Asked If He's A Good Christian (Ryan Grenoble/HuffPost)
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-agent-assaults-woman-christian-jesus_n_69023736e4b03f34d7f8fe8c
http://www.memeorandum.com/251029/p129#a251029p129
My big gripe with "AI" is that a big reason why it's sold as the second coming of Jesus is that most tech people fundamentally do not understand how it actually works.
Their reasoning goes something like, "It works sort of ok for code generation, and programming is the hardest possible thing in the world to do, every other human endeavor is trivial compared to writing code, therefore it must excel at anything else!".
So it ends up being pushed due to a mixture of ignorance and hubris; and especially being stuffed into things it should never be used for (usually when users don't have a say which software they need to use for work).
The finbros are happily along for the ride because they just need something that can be hyped to pump and dump.
just seen someone with a big sticker that said "do you follow Jesus this closely?"
their license plate: 8008
blessèd titties
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Wilco:
🎵 Jesus, Etc.
#Wilco
https://casslist.bandcamp.com/track/wilco-jesus-etc
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Nine Million Rainy Days
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://hybropsyche.bandcamp.com/track/nine-million-rainy-days
https://open.spotify.com/track/77UPPPUsW9xaoA9rFYaJuO
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 WATCHING ME LEAVE
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
https://teenjesusandthejeanteasers.bandcamp.com/track/watching-me-leave
https://open.spotify.com/track/5y9ycx6snxRC6X7fiQYpxx
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Wilco:
🎵 Jesus, Etc.
#Wilco
https://casslist.bandcamp.com/track/wilco-jesus-etc
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Sufjan Stevens:
🎵 Ah Holy Jesus
#SufjanStevens
https://music.sufjan.com/track/ah-holy-jesus-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/5ypLmgUH5py6ebEFDYprEG
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
https://blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/track/spotlights-jesus-christ-pose
https://open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfejHhemj0KSWCOV2A
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
https://andrewredhand.bandcamp.com/album/depeche-mode-personal-jesus-andrew-red-hand-edits-free
https://open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDGGXlSvm2NkGj0Qio
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
https://blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/track/spotlights-jesus-christ-pose
https://open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfejHhemj0KSWCOV2A
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 BALCONY
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
https://teenjesusandthejeanteasers.bandcamp.com/track/balcony
https://open.spotify.com/track/1FqQNvS76qtUAwj3aore7f
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MorningShow
Jesus Jones:
🎵 International Bright Young Thing
#JesusJones
https://12inchdance.bandcamp.com/track/international-bright-young-thing-phil-harding-12-mix
https://open.spotify.com/track/4xdXojWN3Uo5dMH3yWMHk3
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 WATCHING ME LEAVE
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
https://teenjesusandthejeanteasers.bandcamp.com/track/watching-me-leave
https://open.spotify.com/track/5y9ycx6snxRC6X7fiQYpxx
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Happy When It Rains
#TheJesusandMaryChain
https://altcountryfiedtributetojamc.bandcamp.com/track/happy-when-it-rains-paul-dillon
https://open.spotify.com/track/325ipyWkzIGakH2DJgDlOT
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Little Jesus:
🎵 Tršgame Tierra
#LittleJesus
https://open.spotify.com/track/25w814wNZ7B0XoVBV5miTs
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #ElSonido
Little Jesus:
🎵 Azul
#LittleJesus
https://anhe.bandcamp.com/track/azul
https://open.spotify.com/track/3V4TnrGeVCxB2TLZ2pZQYO