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One baby Jesus lies in a manger in the snow, wrapped in a silver emergency blanket with his wrists zip-tied.
Mary stands nearby outside the Lake Street Church in Evanston, Illinois, wearing a plastic gas mask and flanked by Roman soldiers in tactical vests labeled “ICE.”
In another Chicago suburb, not far from an Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility that has drawn protests over detentions, a sign at the manger outside the Urban Village Church says
“Due to ICE activit…

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-11 18:53:59

Here’s another article on this. Essentially schools are teaching children to guess words, not to read them.
Jesus fucking Christ.
fivefromfive.com.au/phonics-te

@sofia@chaos.social
2025-11-12 18:17:32

when you just bored and hanging out with a ginger kid and a bird, but everyone think you sus.
source: metmuseum.org/art/collection/s

(relevant for the joke is that the Madonna's expression looks somewhat annoyed and the figures around squint their eyes or furrow their brows a if they are suspicious.)

A religious panel painting, likely an altarpiece fragment, set within a gilded, arched frame.

The central figures are the **Madonna and Child**. The Virgin Mary is draped in a dark, navy blue mantle over a gold garment, holding a orange-haired infant Jesus, who is dressed in gold clothes and a pink robe and holds a small bird …
@portaloffreedom@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-11 12:47:46

894
Jesus Christian Christ

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-12 08:45:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 BALCONY
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
teenjesusandthejeanteasers.ban
open.spotify.com/track/1FqQNvS

@ebinger@bildung.social
2025-11-11 12:03:22

Bau ein Haus mit Luanti Heute starten wir mit dem Open-World-Spiel Luanti. Auch Jesus war ein Experte im Hausbau, sein Vater war Zimmermann und vermutlich hat auch er im Hausbau mitgearbeitet bis er erwachsen war. Dieses Gleichnis aus der Bergpredigt geht über den Hausbau: die-bibel.de/bibel/BB/MAT.7.24

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-13 08:06:23

How a US Citizen Was Scanned With ICE's Facial Recognition Tech 404media.co/how-a-us-citizen-w

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-13 05:59:25

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
andrewredhand.bandcamp.com/alb
open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDG
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@arXiv_astrophSR_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-13 09:00:50

Planetary Nebula Evolution for Single Stellar Models. The Formation of Neutral Spikes
Guillermo Garcia-Segura, Arturo Manchado, Jesus A. Toala, Martin A. Guerrero, Alberto J. Castro-Tirado
arxiv.org/abs/2510.08721

@bmgnrs@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 13:05:00

„Die Origin-Story von Jesus enthält sämtliche Zutaten für eine spektakuläre Trash-TV-Doku-Soap: Teenager-Schwangerschaft, dubiose Vaterschaft, Kuckucks-Kind und Stallgeburt irgendwo im Nirgendwo.“
familienbetrieb.info/adventska

I have prompted Google Gemini (with Nano Banana engine) to generate the image of historical Jesus by using scientific data on him and ignoring iconography
Here, we see a typical wandering preacher from Galilee of the first years AD. This is a plausible image of how the real Jesus might look like

@zudn@theres.life
2026-01-02 14:01:12

Jesus amazed even the people who knew him, but ...
#Bible

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-09 21:56:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Bad Religion:
🎵 American Jesus
#BadReligion
zerojanitor.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/5TZn3LQ

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-04 01:20:42

U.S. Rep Jesus 'Chuy' Garcia won't seek reelection, leaves seat for chief of staff (Tina Sfondeles/Chicago Sun Times)
chicago.suntimes.com/elections
memeorandum.com/251103/p130#a2

@ebinger@bildung.social
2025-11-11 12:03:22

Bau ein Haus mit Luanti Heute starten wir mit dem Open-World-Spiel Luanti. Auch Jesus war ein Experte im Hausbau, sein Vater war Zimmermann und vermutlich hat auch er im Hausbau mitgearbeitet bis er erwachsen war. Dieses Gleichnis aus der Bergpredigt geht über den Hausbau: die-bibel.de/bibel/BB/MAT.7.24

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-10-15 19:48:00

"Bitcoin Jesus" schließt Vereinbarung mit US-Regierung
Der Krypto-Investor Roger Ver bleibt von Strafverfolgung verschont. Er profitiert von einer veränderten Haltung Washingtons gegenüber der Krypto-Branche.

@krone@frawas.de
2026-01-07 12:59:10

„Heilige Mission“ - Putin vergleicht seine Soldaten mit Jesus #News #Nachrichten

@YaleDivinitySchool@mstdn.social
2026-01-08 18:08:09

"When we synchronize initiatives that are small enough to manage and big enough to matter ... things actually happen. Parks get built. Gardens get planted. Food gets served."
—Andrew K. Barnett ’12 M.Div./M.E.M. writing in the new issue of Reflections in his piece titled "The Gospel Politics of Hope"

Painting of Jesus with a grand halo in traditional icon format in a dome.
@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-11-20 20:30:21

My bet is that this will turn into a fairly substantial copyright and contract case.
"Kristen Bell Is the Star of a New Fox Jesus Podcast. No One Told Her"
rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-01-09 03:52:39

And lastly the mess at the end. Anthony Taylor really flubbed it. Konate ends up with the same disciplinary result as Martinelli?!? Jesus comes and retaliates on Konate, knocking Taylor's yellow card out of his hands and he gets... nothing?
Martinelli, the man who played dead within two minutes of coming on, is upset about a player on the ground? "The lad doth protest too much, methinks."
Throws the ball on a downed player, puts a knee into him, and then pushes him?…

@adrianco@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 06:46:16

jesusandmo.net/comic/abandon/

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-11-06 14:17:22

Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers - DAYLIGHT (Official Visualizer)
#music

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2025-11-05 17:22:17

@… y’all need jesus or react (pick one)

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-08 20:09:42
Content warning: uspol

Jesus
Fucking
Christ

@ClaireFromClare@h-net.social
2025-11-08 04:56:46

Fascinating article on the abundance of medical reference books & notes on remedies in medieval England:
specialcollections-blog.lib.ca
🧵 1/4

Manuscript in Middle English, the words interspersed with miniature images oftools for the surgical treatment of skull fractures and head wounds. From a translation of Guy de Chauliac’s Chirurgia magna: Cambridge, Jesus College, MS Q.G.23, f185r.
@zudn@theres.life
2025-11-09 00:36:38

Father of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ --
You deserve all praise, honor, and glory.
We thank you for so many precious and wonderful gifts.
We ask for power and knowledge to do your will.
Make us sensitive to what displeases you.
Forgive us our many stumbles and keep us from temptation.
Jesus is Lord.
Amen.
#prayers

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-10-14 21:20:51

Crypto investor Roger Ver, aka "Bitcoin Jesus", reaches a deferred prosecution agreement with the US DOJ and pays ~$50M to resolve a tax evasion indictment (Ben Weiss/Fortune)
fortune.com/crypto/2025/10/14/

@marc@kirche.social
2026-01-04 11:44:56

Heute haben wir #Jesaja (65, 17-), Neuer Himmel und neue Erde gelesen; das passt wunderbar zur #Offenbarung (21) des Johannes (Siehe, ich mache alles neu). Aber lest es selber.
Schön, dass Gott auch mit #Jesus

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-04 17:22:16

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
The link in the discussion thread:

-> Sounds like you might need to go to .Chotchkie's. Maybe get some coffee.
<- only if the cute waitress is there, who I am pretty sure is an immortal.
-> Also
-> It's weird how the people who starred in Bram Stoker's Dracula have all barely 
-> aged since 1992. Probably nothing to worry about
<-Holy shit.
<-and I LOL'd at seeing Tom Waits on that list.
-> https://bsky.app/profile/jamieson.bsky.social/post/3m4sty7uefk2x
<-Jesus I hate this timeline
-> We should be shoving weasels into the large…
@bthalpin@mastodon.social
2025-10-25 19:41:53

RE: #notThatJesus
No, we don't follow that Jesus, we follow the Jesus of the old testa…

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-12 18:04:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Jesus Jones:
🎵 International Bright Young Thing
#JesusJones
12inchdance.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/4xdXojW

@annsev@troet.cafe
2025-11-21 19:09:25

If #Musk 🏴‍☠️ were a guy from the lower middle class with an average income and net worth, he would have been committed to a psychiatric ward long ago.
But since he is the richest person in the world (which doesn't really mean much, but enough to cause damage), even a sociopath like Musk is tolerated—even though he has already caused enormous damage and that is probably not the end of it.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-30 16:10:27

Empathy is the new Christian battleground (Russell Contreras/Axios)
axios.com/2025/11/30/christian
memeorandum.com/251130/p19#a25

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-10-20 19:18:14

(Spot on mentality. But I believe in Jesus. After all, he removed the pope from his position.)
PC Principal and Jesus throw down in the bathroom at the Cheesecake Factory
youtube.com/shorts/f4ZfookHG4c

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-11-03 11:55:59

Here's one for the people who really enjoy getting angry about AI: when you write an answer on Quora, they've started using an LLM to read the answer and then ask you personally weird nonsensical follow-up questions based on snippets of your answer without understanding or context.

@seav@en.osm.town
2025-11-15 14:35:18

I love it when @… goes on long nerd dives on YouTube and the topic of his latest video focuses on why #Jesus is traditionally depicted with long hair.
An icing on the cake is that early in the video he donated $250 to

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-01 13:38:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Sufjan Stevens:
🎵 Ah Holy Jesus
#SufjanStevens
music.sufjan.com/track/ah-holy
open.spotify.com/track/5ypLmgU

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-12-28 07:15:53

Colorado pastor: Sign these anti-trans ballot petitions or "you're a traitor" to Jesus
friendlyatheist.com/p/colorado

Fundamentalist Christian influencer Allie Beth Stuckey
doesn’t see empathy as a failure of evolution (like Elon Musk does).
As a creationist who denies the scientific reality of prehistoric dinosaurs,
she doesn’t even believe in evolution.
Stuckey has made it her mission to rewrite the teachings of Jesus so that her savior is a harsh disciplinarian
whose “love” has little to do with empathy.
Stuckey’s book
“Toxic Empathy: How Progressives Exploit C…

@marc@kirche.social
2026-01-04 11:44:55

Heute haben wir #Jesaja (65, 17-), Neuer Himmel und neue Erde gelesen; das passt wunderbar zur #Offenbarung (21) des Johannes (Siehe, ich mache alles neu). Aber lest es selber.
Schön, dass Gott auch mit #Jesus

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-10-24 19:17:21

Jesus! #TOTP

theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-12 18:02:43

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Jesus Jones:
🎵 International Bright Young Thing
#JesusJones
12inchdance.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/4xdXojW

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 13:35:38

Konnte Jesus schwimmen?

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-11-27 22:32:54

I was just thinking about how the fact that #Musk named his AI "Grok" is evidence that he "reads sci-fi" in the same way he "plays video games." Like, he claims to do it but when it comes time to show the evidence it's clear he does not actually "grok" it.
Like... To grok something is to have a layer deeper than simply knowledge, but mathematically encoding statistical relationships between words is pretty obviously not even understanding much less qualifying as "groking" it. In the book, the ability to grok something is also the ability to annihilate that thing with a thought. Just pretending that an LLM actually *was* something that could become AGI (which it's not), this name would imply the AI would have the power to annihilate reality. That's bad. That's a bad name for an AI.
And why would a greedy fascist name something of his after something an anarchist communist space Jesus taught to the hippie cult he started? There are so many layers of facepalm to this. It's some kind of php-esque fractal of incompetence.
Like, there's no reason to talk about this but my brain does this to me sometimes and now it's your problem.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-25 21:52:24

just seen someone with a big sticker that said "do you follow Jesus this closely?"
their license plate: 8008
blessèd titties

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-10-16 04:18:00

Donnerstag: Deutsches Flugtaxi-Start-up am Ende, KI-Rechenzentren mit ARM-Chips
Ausverkauf beim Flugtaxi-Pionier KI auf ARM-Basis für Facebook und Instagram Waymo-Robotaxis bald in London Bitcoin-Jesus entgeht Haftstrafe #heiseshow

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2025-11-19 22:08:46

What would Jesus do?
mastodon.social/@MAKS23/115578

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-11-22 02:45:56

11 things GROK says Musk is better at than anyone.
gizmodo.com/11-things-grok-say

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-12-13 15:55:56

Jesus fucking christ.
hey.paris/posts/appleid/

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-01 13:41:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfe

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-11-18 21:47:35

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.. COME. ON.
We literally don't deserve to survive this extinction level event we're making for ourselves.
#crypto #cryptocurrency

A facebook ad (I know) for "Heatbit". 

Heatbit is an indoor space heater... where the space head is produced from a buit in ASIC (special math GPU) for calculating bitcoin hashes, or mining.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-26 15:24:48

My big gripe with "AI" is that a big reason why it's sold as the second coming of Jesus is that most tech people fundamentally do not understand how it actually works.
Their reasoning goes something like, "It works sort of ok for code generation, and programming is the hardest possible thing in the world to do, every other human endeavor is trivial compared to writing code, therefore it must excel at anything else!".
So it ends up being pushed due to a mixture of ignorance and hubris; and especially being stuffed into things it should never be used for (usually when users don't have a say which software they need to use for work).
The finbros are happily along for the ride because they just need something that can be hyped to pump and dump.

@scott@carfree.city
2025-12-18 04:19:46

"Jesus and Kathia are not sure what to do now, or where they will sleep if their vehicle is towed. The options for family shelter are limited until her child is born, she said, and she does not want to leave her dog, who also lives in her RV, behind."
missionlocal.org/2025…

@davej@dice.camp
2025-11-21 07:27:30

Jesus fuck. Now you’re just embarrassing the species.
#uspol

@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2025-11-15 02:59:06

I wonder what graven image moses would have to say about me using the graven image chat app ("Text With Jesus")

Screenshot from the Text With Jesus App Store listing. The screenshot depicts a conversation with "Moses", with the caption "OLD TESTAMENT. Moses, Abraham, Noah, Samson and more!"

Moses: Shalom. traveller! 🙏 I am Moses, a servant of God. it is a joy to meet you here.

User: Hi Moses! I've always been curious about the parting of the Red Sea. How did you feel then?

Moses: It was a moment of faith and obedience, traveller. With the Israelites at my back and Pharaoh's army fast approaching, I tr…
@matzekult@chaos.social
2025-12-23 14:05:07

Weihnachten, aber normal!
#DieAnstalt
zdf.de/video/shows/die-anstalt

@ingo@social.stuetzle.cc
2025-11-09 08:30:27
Content warning: Novemberpogrome, antisemitische Gewalt

(Aus: Saul Friedländer, Das Dritte Reich und die Juden)
#9Nov #9November #Pogromnacht #Antisemitismus

Dieselben Szenen wurden in den kleinsten Städten wiederholt: die sadistische Brutalität der Täter, die betretenen Reaktionen einiger der Zuschauer, das Grinsen anderer, das Schweigen der bei weitem überwiegenden Mehrheit, die Hilflosigkeit der Opfer. In Wittlich, einer Kleinen Stadt im Moseltal, wurde wie an den meisten Orten die Synagoge als erstes zerstört: «Das kunstvoll gearbeitete Bleikristallfenster über der Tür donnerte auf die Straße, und durch Türen und Fenster kamen Möbelstücke geflog…
Keine Kritik an dem Pogrom wurde von den Kirchen öffentlich ge-äußert. Erst einen Monat nach den Ereignissen nahm dann doch die Bekennende Kirche in einer Botschaft an die Gemeinden indirekt auf die jüngsten Verfolgungen Bezug, wenn auch auf eigenartige Weise.
Nach der Feststellung, daß Jesus Christus «die Versöhnung für unsere Sünden» und «auch die Versöhnung für die Sünde des jüdischen Vol-kes» sei, fuhr die Botschaft mit folgenden Worten fort: «Durch den einen Herrn, den einen Glauben und di…
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-12 18:00:43

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Jesus Jones:
🎵 International Bright Young Thing
#JesusJones
12inchdance.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/4xdXojW

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-10-29 22:16:01

Shock Video Shows ICE Agent Assaulting Woman Who Asked If He's A Good Christian (Ryan Grenoble/HuffPost)
huffpost.com/entry/ice-agent-a
memeorandum.com/251029/p129#a2

@randy_@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-26 12:37:36

The season of acting like we are all catholic and care about Jesus is over. We can stop saying Merry Christmas for the 100th time to the same person.
#christmas2025

@mrwedders@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-02 01:11:56

Jesus Mary and Joseph did I somehow miss the Halo 2 E3-ish builds on pstencil leaked at the end of December??? Time to get the 128mb Xbox out 🤩
tcrf.net/Proto:Halo_2/May_3,_2

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-14 19:58:59

Haben die Evangelikalen jetzt eigentlich Jesus schon offiziell wegen Wokeness rausgeschmissen, oder ignorieren sie ihn einfach weiter?

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-21 16:41:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #JazzRecordRequests
The Modern Jazz Quartet:
🎵 Jesus Christ Superstar (feat. Paul Desmond)
#TheModernJazzQuartet
open.spotify.com/track/1GJiLpL

@marcel@waldvogel.family
2025-12-15 16:34:23

"the billionaire businessman Vincent Bolloré, one of #Sarkozy’s longtime patrons and the owner of Fayard, publisher of “Le Journal d’un Prisonnier,” has been doing his most to propel the far right to victory."
"Twenty days behind bars, and not long before France may very well have a far-right head of state for the first time in nearly a century. "

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-13 05:10:27

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Sidewalking
#TheJesusandMaryChain
open.spotify.com/track/6URa5Vx

@glauber@writing.exchange
2025-12-27 01:44:49

I thought this was pretty funny. Awkward dinner parties.
Hopefully no paywall, gift article.
theatlantic.com/newsletters/20

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-12-15 06:10:44

Jesus just heard about Rob Reiner
RIP what a legend

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-28 13:55:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfe

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-12 22:54:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicsIndieForever
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Upside Down
#TheJesusandMaryChain
thejesusandmarychain.bandcamp.
open.spotify.com/track/4ZvubAN

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-19 04:35:58

They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise 'Jetway Jesus.' (Natasha Dangoor/Wall Street Journal)
wsj.com/lifestyle/travel/jetwa
memeorandum.com/251218/p141#a2

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-08 02:20:05

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 WATCHING ME LEAVE
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
teenjesusandthejeanteasers.ban
open.spotify.com/track/5y9ycx6

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2025-10-19 23:25:27

es gibt ein neues KAS bei all inkl!! zeichen und wunder!

jesus wink GIF

As 2025 comes to a close, I thought it might be worth revisiting a fascinating social media post from the Silicon Valley pro-extinctionist #Daniel #Faggella.
He espouses the radical view that
👉we should build a
“worthy successor”
in the form of

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2025-12-26 21:58:43

Cold and windy, but my gluttony over the holidays has insulated me well. I would trade some of it for fitness, which I suppose is what’s happening, albeit much slower and more arduously than I might like.
Ran 4/1 minute run/walk intervals for what turned out to be 6.5 km. Pace was 8:03/km.
#Running

An activity tracking screenshot displaying details of an outdoor run. It shows "Outdoor Run" as the activity type, with active calories burned listed as 531 CAL and a total distance of 6.50 KM, accompanied by a map route.
A red brick church building featuring a prominent sign that reads "JESUS SAVES." It sits on the hill across the Roanoke River from Vic Thomas Park, at the top of my run.
A sign indicating directions to the Roanoke River Greenway, featuring the Roanoke Parks and Recreation logo. The background includes tall grasses and utility poles, with a faint view of buildings and a park area. The sky is overcast.
A train with colorful shipping containers is visible on the opposite bank of the Roanoke River. It’s a dreary and overcast day, with the river reflecting the trees and train.
@marc@kirche.social
2025-12-22 00:23:49

Die Sterndeuter haben ihr Ziel fast erreicht - aber, wer ist eignetlich dieser Jesus? Selbst Joahnnes der Täufer, der Prediger in der Wüste, sagt von sich, dass er nicht wert sei, Christus die Riemen an den Sandalen zu schnüren (Joh. 1, 27)? Werden wir vor ihm bestehen?
Noch ist er nicht da, aber er ist nicht mehr fern und dazu heißt es in enem Adventslied: „Tragt in die Welt nun ein Licht. Sagt allen: Fürchtet euch nicht!“.

In der Mitte ist ein Adventskranz u sehen in dessen Zentrum eine brennende Kerze steht; der Kranz ist geschmückt mit Kienzapfen; dahinter drei Holzfiguren, ca. 15cm hoch, welche für die drei Weisen stehen.; im Hintergrund ein weiterer Kranz, ebenfalls mit brennender Kerze;
Text:" Er ist Jesus?" / 4. Advent
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-10-15 16:30:32

#Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead. Also cadmium and inorganic arsenic.
Researchers at Consumer Reports tested various protein powders and shakes and their conclusion was Jesus Christ that's a lot of lead.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-15 08:35:12

jesus christ i forgot how debilitatingly addictive ck3 is lol

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-16 22:40:11

I understand that there are people that use The Bible to guide them and get spiritual and mental support. But I also see the people that shout loud about relying on The Bible, and those most often use it as a weapon, as a tool to exercise power on others, and to do so they just ignore most of the teachings of Jesus.¹
So we have to distinguish if someone wants to use The Bible to relieve themselves or suppress others. Two opposite ways.
__
¹aka “all the woke stuff”

@YaleDivinitySchool@mstdn.social
2025-12-18 20:33:29

"Spiritual humility and ecological wisdom alike teach us that it’s time to let go of anthropocentrism—the idea that human beings are the center of the universe. Instead, we can rejoice that all creatures belong to Jesus … "
—Professor and alum Carolyn Sharp ’94 M.A.R., ’00 Ph.D. writing in the new issue of Reflections, in her piece "Let There Be Life! A Sermonic Call to Ecological Witness"

Two people in front of a waterfall
@zudn@theres.life
2025-11-28 15:22:12

Forthright has a new article today by Jon G. in Glasgow UK, 'What impact are we having?' Jesus had made an impact on the Christians.
#Bible

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-24 14:50:41

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Garageland:
🎵 Jesus I'm Freezing
#Garageland
garagelandnz.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2Kt0yTb

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-14 18:11:42

"...detailed how the company would use AI to speed up licensing. In [Microsoft’s] conception, existing nuclear licensing documents and data about nuclear sites data would be used to train an LLM that’s then used to generate documents to speed up the process."
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
404media.co/power-companies-ar

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-06 01:33:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Happy When It Rains
#TheJesusandMaryChain
altcountryfiedtributetojamc.ba
open.spotify.com/track/325ipyW
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@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-07 05:24:13

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #TheMorningAfterMix
The Velvet Underground:
🎵 Jesus
#TheVelvetUnderground
jls13.bandcamp.com/track/jesus
open.spotify.com/track/63p86I7

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-16 15:13:50

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
andrewredhand.bandcamp.com/alb
open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDG

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-06 00:03:03

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicArtistCollection
Nirvana:
🎵 Jesus Doesn't Want Me for a Sunbeam
#Nirvana
cosmicdragon.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/7oBazz4

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-10-20 02:30:33

George Santos defends commutation: 'If President Trump had pardoned Jesus Christ off the cross, he would have had critics' (Dana Bash/CNN)
cnn.com/2025/10/19/politics/vi
memeorandum.com/251019/p69#a25

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-15 14:40:48

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
andrewredhand.bandcamp.com/alb
open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDG

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-02 21:18:59

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Little Jesus:
🎵 Tršgame Tierra
#LittleJesus
open.spotify.com/track/25w814w

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-04 11:54:11

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
Margaret Glaspy:
🎵 Jesus, Etc. (feat. Norah Jones)
#MargaretGlaspy
margaretglaspy.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/3fa9ZmH

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-02 05:11:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #ElSonido
Little Jesus:
🎵 Azul
#LittleJesus
anhe.bandcamp.com/track/azul
open.spotify.com/track/3V4TnrG

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-30 20:25:09

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 TALKING
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
teenjesusandthejeanteasers.ban
open.spotify.com/track/0rUlCte

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-29 14:49:03

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Deep One Perfect Morning
#TheJesusandMaryChain
altcountryfiedtributetojamc.ba
open.spotify.com/track/3D6ascw

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-31 00:05:19

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicsIndieForever
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Just Like Honey
#TheJesusandMaryChain
nyctophiliaremixcover.bandcamp
open.spotify.com/track/1LwP9g1

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-28 11:52:35

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Vegetable Man
#TheJesusandMaryChain
open.spotify.com/track/4cXUQgj

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-29 05:21:43

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Nine Million Rainy Days
#TheJesusandMaryChain
hybropsyche.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/77UPPPU

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-28 22:41:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Some Candy Talking (Radio 1 Session, 29 Oct 1985)
#TheJesusandMaryChain
blackhay.bandcamp.com/track/so
open.spotify.com/track/4OVeMmz

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-25 16:40:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Birthday
#TheJesusandMaryChain
thejesusandmarychain.bandcamp.
open.spotify.com/track/0nC4uoC

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-23 13:53:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 BALCONY
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
teenjesusandthejeanteasers.ban
open.spotify.com/track/50oqd93