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@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-11-20 20:30:21

My bet is that this will turn into a fairly substantial copyright and contract case.
"Kristen Bell Is the Star of a New Fox Jesus Podcast. No One Told Her"
rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-10-20 19:18:14

(Spot on mentality. But I believe in Jesus. After all, he removed the pope from his position.)
PC Principal and Jesus throw down in the bathroom at the Cheesecake Factory
youtube.com/shorts/f4ZfookHG4c

@annsev@troet.cafe
2025-11-21 19:09:25

If #Musk 🏴‍☠️ were a guy from the lower middle class with an average income and net worth, he would have been committed to a psychiatric ward long ago.
But since he is the richest person in the world (which doesn't really mean much, but enough to cause damage), even a sociopath like Musk is tolerated—even though he has already caused enormous damage and that is probably not the end of it.

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-10-15 19:48:00

"Bitcoin Jesus" schließt Vereinbarung mit US-Regierung
Der Krypto-Investor Roger Ver bleibt von Strafverfolgung verschont. Er profitiert von einer veränderten Haltung Washingtons gegenüber der Krypto-Branche.

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-11-22 02:45:56

11 things GROK says Musk is better at than anyone.
gizmodo.com/11-things-grok-say

@davej@dice.camp
2025-11-21 07:27:30

Jesus fuck. Now you’re just embarrassing the species.
#uspol

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-19 04:35:58

They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise 'Jetway Jesus.' (Natasha Dangoor/Wall Street Journal)
wsj.com/lifestyle/travel/jetwa
memeorandum.com/251218/p141#a2

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-21 16:41:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #JazzRecordRequests
The Modern Jazz Quartet:
🎵 Jesus Christ Superstar (feat. Paul Desmond)
#TheModernJazzQuartet
open.spotify.com/track/1GJiLpL

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2025-11-19 22:08:46

What would Jesus do?
mastodon.social/@MAKS23/115578

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-10-14 21:20:51

Crypto investor Roger Ver, aka "Bitcoin Jesus", reaches a deferred prosecution agreement with the US DOJ and pays ~$50M to resolve a tax evasion indictment (Ben Weiss/Fortune)
fortune.com/crypto/2025/10/14/

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-16 15:13:50

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
andrewredhand.bandcamp.com/alb
open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDG

@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2025-11-21 23:00:13

I posted a friendly question to folks on an AI coding subreddit along with my own answer, and jesus christ #AI coders can *looks suspiciously in mirror* be some real dipshits

One baby Jesus lies in a manger in the snow, wrapped in a silver emergency blanket with his wrists zip-tied.
Mary stands nearby outside the Lake Street Church in Evanston, Illinois, wearing a plastic gas mask and flanked by Roman soldiers in tactical vests labeled “ICE.”
In another Chicago suburb, not far from an Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility that has drawn protests over detentions, a sign at the manger outside the Urban Village Church says
“Due to ICE activit…

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-11-18 21:47:35

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.. COME. ON.
We literally don't deserve to survive this extinction level event we're making for ourselves.
#crypto #cryptocurrency

A facebook ad (I know) for "Heatbit". 

Heatbit is an indoor space heater... where the space head is produced from a buit in ASIC (special math GPU) for calculating bitcoin hashes, or mining.
@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2025-12-19 15:30:03

What does a spiritual orphan do at Christmas? It’s all about Jesus, right? We’re celebrating his birthday, aren’t we? #atheist #Christmas

@seav@en.osm.town
2025-11-15 14:35:18

I love it when @… goes on long nerd dives on YouTube and the topic of his latest video focuses on why #Jesus is traditionally depicted with long hair.
An icing on the cake is that early in the video he donated $250 to

@scott@carfree.city
2025-12-18 04:19:46

"Jesus and Kathia are not sure what to do now, or where they will sleep if their vehicle is towed. The options for family shelter are limited until her child is born, she said, and she does not want to leave her dog, who also lives in her RV, behind."
missionlocal.org/2025…

@YaleDivinitySchool@mstdn.social
2025-12-18 20:33:29

"Spiritual humility and ecological wisdom alike teach us that it’s time to let go of anthropocentrism—the idea that human beings are the center of the universe. Instead, we can rejoice that all creatures belong to Jesus … "
—Professor and alum Carolyn Sharp ’94 M.A.R., ’00 Ph.D. writing in the new issue of Reflections, in her piece "Let There Be Life! A Sermonic Call to Ecological Witness"

Two people in front of a waterfall
@malik@Mastodon.Social
2025-10-19 23:25:27

es gibt ein neues KAS bei all inkl!! zeichen und wunder!

jesus wink GIF
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-21 22:38:43

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #JamzSupernovasGlobalSounds
Buraka Som Sistema & Pongolove:
🎵 Kalemba (Wegue Wegue)
#BurakaSomSistema #Pongolove
petamusic.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2p66Aw0

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-10-20 02:30:33

George Santos defends commutation: 'If President Trump had pardoned Jesus Christ off the cross, he would have had critics' (Dana Bash/CNN)
cnn.com/2025/10/19/politics/vi
memeorandum.com/251019/p69#a25

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-10-16 04:18:00

Donnerstag: Deutsches Flugtaxi-Start-up am Ende, KI-Rechenzentren mit ARM-Chips
Ausverkauf beim Flugtaxi-Pionier KI auf ARM-Basis für Facebook und Instagram Waymo-Robotaxis bald in London Bitcoin-Jesus entgeht Haftstrafe #heiseshow

@bmgnrs@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 13:05:00

„Die Origin-Story von Jesus enthält sämtliche Zutaten für eine spektakuläre Trash-TV-Doku-Soap: Teenager-Schwangerschaft, dubiose Vaterschaft, Kuckucks-Kind und Stallgeburt irgendwo im Nirgendwo.“
familienbetrieb.info/adventska

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-12-13 15:55:56

Jesus fucking christ.
hey.paris/posts/appleid/

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-14 18:11:42

"...detailed how the company would use AI to speed up licensing. In [Microsoft’s] conception, existing nuclear licensing documents and data about nuclear sites data would be used to train an LLM that’s then used to generate documents to speed up the process."
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
404media.co/power-companies-ar

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-16 22:40:11

I understand that there are people that use The Bible to guide them and get spiritual and mental support. But I also see the people that shout loud about relying on The Bible, and those most often use it as a weapon, as a tool to exercise power on others, and to do so they just ignore most of the teachings of Jesus.¹
So we have to distinguish if someone wants to use The Bible to relieve themselves or suppress others. Two opposite ways.
__
¹aka “all the woke stuff”

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-15 14:40:48

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
andrewredhand.bandcamp.com/alb
open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDG

@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2025-11-15 02:59:06

I wonder what graven image moses would have to say about me using the graven image chat app ("Text With Jesus")

Screenshot from the Text With Jesus App Store listing. The screenshot depicts a conversation with "Moses", with the caption "OLD TESTAMENT. Moses, Abraham, Noah, Samson and more!"

Moses: Shalom. traveller! 🙏 I am Moses, a servant of God. it is a joy to meet you here.

User: Hi Moses! I've always been curious about the parting of the Red Sea. How did you feel then?

Moses: It was a moment of faith and obedience, traveller. With the Israelites at my back and Pharaoh's army fast approaching, I tr…
@marcel@waldvogel.family
2025-12-15 16:34:23

"the billionaire businessman Vincent Bolloré, one of #Sarkozy’s longtime patrons and the owner of Fayard, publisher of “Le Journal d’un Prisonnier,” has been doing his most to propel the far right to victory."
"Twenty days behind bars, and not long before France may very well have a far-right head of state for the first time in nearly a century. "

Christian nationalist pastor
Joel Webbon urges Christians to
join ICE and serve as
"God's appointed avenger"
to round up and deport immigrants:
"You can join ICE today and make Jesus smile as you,
with a gun,
pack foreigners into the back of a van to be kicked out of the country.
That is a godly, glorious endeavor"

@ingo@social.stuetzle.cc
2025-10-06 13:39:01

“Someday, with the right man in the White House, there will be a Department of Jesus, yes and a Secretary of Jesus.… Dismantle the New Deal, reverse the effects of World War II, restore fascism at home and around the world, flee into the past, can’t you feel it, all the dangerous childish stupidity—“I don’t like the way it came out, I want it to be my way.” Thomas #Pynchon, Vineland

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-15 08:35:12

jesus christ i forgot how debilitatingly addictive ck3 is lol

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2025-10-01 20:39:11

International Colloquium “The history of the Society of Jesus in the ‘writing of history’” networks.h-net.org/group/annou

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-12-15 06:10:44

Jesus just heard about Rob Reiner
RIP what a legend

@blaise@mastodon.cloud
2025-10-17 19:26:02

Me: OK, I sent the memo. I think I've mastered organization-speak. I used it liberally.
Colleague, reading memo: Holy shit! Jesus, man, you can't use that many buzzwords in one sentence! Did you have your common-sense removed?
Me: Nah, you learn to just suspend it, and let the looney flow; It's actually kinda fun! I wonder if that's why managers do it in the first place....

@vikriti@dopamine.social
2025-10-15 21:49:18

someone pls get ai jesus off my feed

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-20 05:24:09

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #TheMorningAfterMix
The Velvet Underground:
🎵 Jesus
#TheVelvetUnderground
jls13.bandcamp.com/track/jesus
open.spotify.com/track/63p86I7

@ebinger@bildung.social
2025-11-11 12:03:22

Bau ein Haus mit Luanti Heute starten wir mit dem Open-World-Spiel Luanti. Auch Jesus war ein Experte im Hausbau, sein Vater war Zimmermann und vermutlich hat auch er im Hausbau mitgearbeitet bis er erwachsen war. Dieses Gleichnis aus der Bergpredigt geht über den Hausbau: die-bibel.de/bibel/BB/MAT.7.24

@zudn@theres.life
2025-11-09 00:36:38

Father of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ --
You deserve all praise, honor, and glory.
We thank you for so many precious and wonderful gifts.
We ask for power and knowledge to do your will.
Make us sensitive to what displeases you.
Forgive us our many stumbles and keep us from temptation.
Jesus is Lord.
Amen.
#prayers

@hllizi@hespere.de
2025-10-11 20:18:03

Here's to you, my dear mutuals, Jesus may not love you but I do.

@sofia@chaos.social
2025-11-12 18:17:32

when you just bored and hanging out with a ginger kid and a bird, but everyone think you sus.
source: metmuseum.org/art/collection/s

(relevant for the joke is that the Madonna's expression looks somewhat annoyed and the figures around squint their eyes or furrow their brows a if they are suspicious.)

A religious panel painting, likely an altarpiece fragment, set within a gilded, arched frame.

The central figures are the **Madonna and Child**. The Virgin Mary is draped in a dark, navy blue mantle over a gold garment, holding a orange-haired infant Jesus, who is dressed in gold clothes and a pink robe and holds a small bird …
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-10-15 16:30:32

#Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead. Also cadmium and inorganic arsenic.
Researchers at Consumer Reports tested various protein powders and shakes and their conclusion was Jesus Christ that's a lot of lead.

@portaloffreedom@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-11 12:47:46

894
Jesus Christian Christ

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2025-11-05 17:22:17

@… y’all need jesus or react (pick one)

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-10 10:36:40

jewish doctor: fine i'll circumcise ur child just before shabbat
non-denominational evangelical mother: finally the blood moon alignment can reveal the black stone prophecy to the chain breaker league (womens division) as foretold by my amazon cart. long have i hunger for Israeli-grade ontology, flag blue of the sea, white of my skin, one twilight world rendered a landing pad for the physical and symbolic phalluses of Jesus and the AH-64
nonbinary rabbi: oy they

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-09-29 21:37:06

Wait, don't i know someone named Russ Nelson?
Probably a different guy... flipboard.com/@npr/all-things-

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-21 21:07:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #20thCenturyRadicals
Olivier Messiaen & John Ogdon:
🎵 Vingt regards sur l'enfant jesus: Noel
#OlivierMessiaen #JohnOgdon
open.spotify.com/track/5Y6zkWl

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-11-06 14:17:22

Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers - DAYLIGHT (Official Visualizer)
#music

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-14 19:58:59

Haben die Evangelikalen jetzt eigentlich Jesus schon offiziell wegen Wokeness rausgeschmissen, oder ignorieren sie ihn einfach weiter?

@alejandrobdn@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-08 18:30:51

Lucky I set up my home server months ago... Jesus! Hardware prices are skyrocketing. Now more than ever, second-hand equipment is a more than adequate option.
#harware

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-11 18:53:59

Here’s another article on this. Essentially schools are teaching children to guess words, not to read them.
Jesus fucking Christ.
fivefromfive.com.au/phonics-te

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-10-08 06:42:10

I think something's wrong with my papers.
They say "Michał" all over the place, but my mom calls me "Jesus Michał".

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2025-09-30 19:22:10

International Colloquium “The history of the Society of Jesus in the ‘writing of history’” networks.h-net.org/group/annou

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-17 15:16:55

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Nine Million Rainy Days
#TheJesusandMaryChain
hybropsyche.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/77UPPPU

@ClaireFromClare@h-net.social
2025-11-08 04:56:46

Fascinating article on the abundance of medical reference books & notes on remedies in medieval England:
specialcollections-blog.lib.ca
🧵 1/4

Manuscript in Middle English, the words interspersed with miniature images oftools for the surgical treatment of skull fractures and head wounds. From a translation of Guy de Chauliac’s Chirurgia magna: Cambridge, Jesus College, MS Q.G.23, f185r.
@bthalpin@mastodon.social
2025-10-25 19:41:53

RE: #notThatJesus
No, we don't follow that Jesus, we follow the Jesus of the old testa…

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-10-09 20:51:16

Sources: crypto investor Roger Ver, aka "Bitcoin Jesus", has reached a tentative agreement with the US DOJ to pay ~$48M to end a 2024 criminal tax fraud case (New York Times)
nytimes.com/2025/10/09/technol

@hacksilon@infosec.exchange
2025-10-04 12:27:36

Jesus christ, #Apple. I'm trying to build a simple logic of the form "if an email from this sender comes into my inbox, forward the email to this other mailbox." (because my mail provider can't do this, which is another can of worms entirely).
Well, the email-triggered #shortcut

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-13 08:06:23

How a US Citizen Was Scanned With ICE's Facial Recognition Tech 404media.co/how-a-us-citizen-w

@ebinger@bildung.social
2025-11-11 12:03:22

Bau ein Haus mit Luanti Heute starten wir mit dem Open-World-Spiel Luanti. Auch Jesus war ein Experte im Hausbau, sein Vater war Zimmermann und vermutlich hat auch er im Hausbau mitgearbeitet bis er erwachsen war. Dieses Gleichnis aus der Bergpredigt geht über den Hausbau: die-bibel.de/bibel/BB/MAT.7.24

@arXiv_astrophSR_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-13 09:00:50

Planetary Nebula Evolution for Single Stellar Models. The Formation of Neutral Spikes
Guillermo Garcia-Segura, Arturo Manchado, Jesus A. Toala, Martin A. Guerrero, Alberto J. Castro-Tirado
arxiv.org/abs/2510.08721

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-04 01:20:42

U.S. Rep Jesus 'Chuy' Garcia won't seek reelection, leaves seat for chief of staff (Tina Sfondeles/Chicago Sun Times)
chicago.suntimes.com/elections
memeorandum.com/251103/p130#a2

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-16 10:29:13

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #EssentialClassics
Johann Sebastian Bach, Masaaki Suzuki, Carolyn Sampson, Damien Guillon & Bach Collegium Japan:
🎵 So ist mein Jesus nun gefangen (St. Matthew Passion)
#MasaakiSuzuki
open.spotify.com/track/2hhmaad

@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-10-03 17:32:57

Jesus FUCKING Christ, that's quite a jump.
Just jacked the price up by a third.
#Xbox
#gamepass

screen capture from an email.  it reads:

Here's your current plan:
Xbox Game Pass Ultimate

Your subscription price is changing from $239.99 to $359.99.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-17 17:31:04

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 WATCHING ME LEAVE
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
teenjesusandthejeanteasers.ban
open.spotify.com/track/5y9ycx6

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-09-23 19:03:14

In case anyone was wondering why the rapture didn't happen today. 🤷‍♀️

Onion article showing a missle shooting something out of the sky

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
@deabigt@universeodon.com
2025-09-23 20:13:50

Oddly, what gets me is the selling off of their belongings. Do they think they can take money but not stuff?
Christian TikTokers Are Quitting Their Jobs And Selling Their Cars Because They’re Convinced The Rapture Is Today ground.news/article/they-give-

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-04 17:22:16

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
The link in the discussion thread:

-> Sounds like you might need to go to .Chotchkie's. Maybe get some coffee.
<- only if the cute waitress is there, who I am pretty sure is an immortal.
-> Also
-> It's weird how the people who starred in Bram Stoker's Dracula have all barely 
-> aged since 1992. Probably nothing to worry about
<-Holy shit.
<-and I LOL'd at seeing Tom Waits on that list.
-> https://bsky.app/profile/jamieson.bsky.social/post/3m4sty7uefk2x
<-Jesus I hate this timeline
-> We should be shoving weasels into the large…
@hllizi@hespere.de
2025-10-01 11:34:21

"Now children: do you know who else was convicted on bullshit charges of terrorism?"
"Jesus!"
"That's right, children! Jesus!"

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-10-10 01:59:14

Such a peaceful man, so peaceful, more peaceful than Jesus or Ghandi.
Did I mention that this peaceful man is in charge of the world's most powerful military and has nuclear launch codes?
So why is Norway in a panic about the retribution that this peaceful many may inflict if he does not get the Nobel Peace Prize?
Perhaps he is not really a peaceful man? (I wonder if he is a man at all.)
"Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize…

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-10-24 19:17:21

Jesus! #TOTP

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-11-03 11:55:59

Here's one for the people who really enjoy getting angry about AI: when you write an answer on Quora, they've started using an LLM to read the answer and then ask you personally weird nonsensical follow-up questions based on snippets of your answer without understanding or context.

Fundamentalist Christian influencer Allie Beth Stuckey
doesn’t see empathy as a failure of evolution (like Elon Musk does).
As a creationist who denies the scientific reality of prehistoric dinosaurs,
she doesn’t even believe in evolution.
Stuckey has made it her mission to rewrite the teachings of Jesus so that her savior is a harsh disciplinarian
whose “love” has little to do with empathy.
Stuckey’s book
“Toxic Empathy: How Progressives Exploit C…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-08 20:30:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Just Like Honey
#TheJesusandMaryChain
nyctophiliaremixcover.bandcamp
open.spotify.com/track/1LwP9g1

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-10-08 00:03:37

Yeah, sure, I believe that this is a real human being, interested in what I have to say about the world.
Not for a second.

My latest follower, a fan of Trump and Jesus, as if anyone but an imbecile could say that.
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-15 06:57:58

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Breakfast
Johann Sebastian Bach, Christian Friedrich Henrici, Hertha Töpper, Munich Bach Orchestra, Karl Richter, Munich Bach Chorus & Munich Chorknaben:
🎵 J.S. Bach: Matthäus-Passion, BWV 244, Pt. 2: No. 60, 'Sehet, Jesus hat die Hand'

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2025-09-30 16:10:43

International Colloquium “The history of the Society of Jesus in the ‘writing of history’”
ift.tt/25F0Opr
Lessons for the Upcoming Age of Climate Refugees: Next meeting of the ASLH Environment, Law, and…
via Input 4 RELCFP

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-14 14:02:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Wilco:
🎵 Jesus, Etc.
#Wilco
casslist.bandcamp.com/track/wi

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-30 16:10:27

Empathy is the new Christian battleground (Russell Contreras/Axios)
axios.com/2025/11/30/christian
memeorandum.com/251130/p19#a25

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2025-09-30 16:10:36

International Colloquium “The history of the Society of Jesus in the ‘writing of history’”
ift.tt/JkcfSwI
Lessons for the Upcoming Age of Climate Refugees: Next meeting of the ASLH Environment, Law, and…
via Input 4 RELCFP

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-26 15:24:48

My big gripe with "AI" is that a big reason why it's sold as the second coming of Jesus is that most tech people fundamentally do not understand how it actually works.
Their reasoning goes something like, "It works sort of ok for code generation, and programming is the hardest possible thing in the world to do, every other human endeavor is trivial compared to writing code, therefore it must excel at anything else!".
So it ends up being pushed due to a mixture of ignorance and hubris; and especially being stuffed into things it should never be used for (usually when users don't have a say which software they need to use for work).
The finbros are happily along for the ride because they just need something that can be hyped to pump and dump.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-01 13:38:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Sufjan Stevens:
🎵 Ah Holy Jesus
#SufjanStevens
music.sufjan.com/track/ah-holy
open.spotify.com/track/5ypLmgU

“One of the chants that has become ubiquitous at these protests at Broadview is,
‘Love your neighbor, love your God,
save your soul and quit your job,’”
said David Black, who pastors at the First Presbyterian Church of Chicago.
“Everybody chants that.”

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-15 01:21:48

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Wilco:
🎵 Jesus, Etc.
#Wilco
casslist.bandcamp.com/track/wi

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-01 13:41:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfe

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-10-29 22:16:01

Shock Video Shows ICE Agent Assaulting Woman Who Asked If He's A Good Christian (Ryan Grenoble/HuffPost)
huffpost.com/entry/ice-agent-a
memeorandum.com/251029/p129#a2

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-15 01:04:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Wilco:
🎵 Jesus, Etc.
#Wilco
casslist.bandcamp.com/track/wi

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-09-28 22:37:30

This is a safe thing to do here in coastal California:
When someone says "Thank god" you answer "You're welcome."
But it would probably not be a safe thing to do in Jesus Land.
By-the-way, very few people have caught onto my joke: When people ask my pronouns I say "I don't care what words you use as long as they are capitalized" (like in the Bible.)

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-09-22 22:06:10

People out there really going “it’s not the problem of the Rails core team”.
WHO’S PROBLEM IS IT THEN???
Jesus fucking Christ, show at least a semblance of a spine and responsibility in leadership roles.
We’re talking fucking computer code versus the dignity and lives of people here.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-15 07:07:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
kiwamusic.bandcamp.com/track/d
open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDG

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-28 13:55:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfe

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-19 14:54:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ClassicalLive
Thomas Hewitt Jones, Ashley Grote, BBC Singers & Sofi Jeannin:
🎵 And Jesus Was His Name
#ThomasHewittJones #AshleyGrote #BBCSingers #SofiJeannin

I say it after every shooting, but it doesn't need to be this way in America. There is much we can do to make America safer. We just choose not to.
Live updates: Grand Blanc, Michigan, church shooting and fire | CNN
share.google/9u16abDy8OboamCeQ

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-12 08:45:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 BALCONY
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
teenjesusandthejeanteasers.ban
open.spotify.com/track/1FqQNvS

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-18 21:00:59

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Radio3InConcert
Johann Sebastian Bach, Zoë Brookshaw, Angharad Rowlands, Sebastian Hill, Malachy Frame, Britten Sinfonia, Polyphony & Stephen Layton:
🎵 Christmas Oratorio - Part 1: Birth of Jesus
#JohannSebastianBach #ZoëBrookshaw
(There are still 7 days until 🎄 #Christmas)

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-18 19:35:56

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Radio3InConcert
Johann Sebastian Bach, Zoë Brookshaw, Angharad Rowlands, Sebastian Hill, Malachy Frame, Britten Sinfonia, Polyphony & Stephen Layton:
🎵 Christmas Oratorio - Part 1: Birth of Jesus
#JohannSebastianBach #ZoëBrookshaw
(There are still 7 days until 🎄 #Christmas)

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-06 01:33:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Happy When It Rains
#TheJesusandMaryChain
altcountryfiedtributetojamc.ba
open.spotify.com/track/325ipyW
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-19 06:53:03

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Breakfast
Elizabeth Poston, Nigel Short & Tenebrae:
🎵 Jesus Christ the Apple Tree
#ElizabethPoston #NigelShort #Tenebrae #newRelease 🆕 album
open.spotify.com/track/6fvDVa5

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-02 21:18:59

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Little Jesus:
🎵 Tršgame Tierra
#LittleJesus
open.spotify.com/track/25w814w

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-02 05:11:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #ElSonido
Little Jesus:
🎵 Azul
#LittleJesus
anhe.bandcamp.com/track/azul
open.spotify.com/track/3V4TnrG