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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-24 14:50:41

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Garageland:
🎵 Jesus I'm Freezing
#Garageland
garagelandnz.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2Kt0yTb

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-01-22 23:13:07

I am wondering why people still pay their Federal taxes?
(I sent my quarterly payment to the IRS about a week ago. And I cringed at the thought of what ill uses it might be used for.)
'How “Bitcoin Jesus” Avoided Prison, Thanks to One of the “Friends of Trump”'

@vncresolver@fedi.computernewb.com
2026-01-21 23:22:02

I don't know how Jesus does it... I mean I freak out when I have to wait 9 seconds to respawn, Jesus respawn took 3 whole days... RETWEET!

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2026-01-23 06:35:12

»Tiktok prägt religiöse Identität von Jugendlichen:
"Christfluencer" verbreiten auf Tiktok den "Jesus-Glow". Junge Menschen berichten Followerinnen und Followern über ihre Liebe zu Gott und ihr Leben. Sind Jugendliche wieder religiöser als die Generationen vor ihnen?«
Das TikTok immer schon zur Beeinflussung der Jegend ist sollte mMn sehr wohl klar sein. So harmlos ist es nicht wie viele dies sehen.
📺

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-10-24 19:17:21

Jesus! #TOTP

@presseportal_pol_NDS@frawas.de
2026-01-24 08:49:03

POL-EL: Meppen - Jesus Statue beschädigt - Zeugen gesucht Meppen (ots) - In der Zeit von Dienstagabend bis Mittwoch, 00:30 Uhr kam es in der Teglinger Straße zu einer Sachbeschädigung. Ein bislang unbekannter Täter brach die Arme einer Jesus Statue ab und warf diese in den Dortmund-Ems-Kanal. Zeugen ... pres…

@matzekult@chaos.social
2025-12-23 14:05:07

Weihnachten, aber normal!
#DieAnstalt
zdf.de/video/shows/die-anstalt

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-11-20 20:30:21

My bet is that this will turn into a fairly substantial copyright and contract case.
"Kristen Bell Is the Star of a New Fox Jesus Podcast. No One Told Her"
rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv-

@marc@kirche.social
2025-12-22 00:23:49

Die Sterndeuter haben ihr Ziel fast erreicht - aber, wer ist eignetlich dieser Jesus? Selbst Joahnnes der Täufer, der Prediger in der Wüste, sagt von sich, dass er nicht wert sei, Christus die Riemen an den Sandalen zu schnüren (Joh. 1, 27)? Werden wir vor ihm bestehen?
Noch ist er nicht da, aber er ist nicht mehr fern und dazu heißt es in enem Adventslied: „Tragt in die Welt nun ein Licht. Sagt allen: Fürchtet euch nicht!“.

In der Mitte ist ein Adventskranz u sehen in dessen Zentrum eine brennende Kerze steht; der Kranz ist geschmückt mit Kienzapfen; dahinter drei Holzfiguren, ca. 15cm hoch, welche für die drei Weisen stehen.; im Hintergrund ein weiterer Kranz, ebenfalls mit brennender Kerze;
Text:" Er ist Jesus?" / 4. Advent
@annsev@troet.cafe
2025-11-21 19:09:25

If #Musk 🏴‍☠️ were a guy from the lower middle class with an average income and net worth, he would have been committed to a psychiatric ward long ago.
But since he is the richest person in the world (which doesn't really mean much, but enough to cause damage), even a sociopath like Musk is tolerated—even though he has already caused enormous damage and that is probably not the end of it.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-19 04:35:58

They Get Wheeled on Flights and Miraculously Walk Off. Praise 'Jetway Jesus.' (Natasha Dangoor/Wall Street Journal)
wsj.com/lifestyle/travel/jetwa
memeorandum.com/251218/p141#a2

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-11-22 02:45:56

11 things GROK says Musk is better at than anyone.
gizmodo.com/11-things-grok-say

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-23 13:53:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 BALCONY
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
teenjesusandthejeanteasers.ban
open.spotify.com/track/50oqd93

@kctipton@mas.to
2026-01-22 06:50:35

The Gospel According to ICE: How Christian Nationalists Betray The Faith They Claim to Follow | Tim Hjersted filmsforaction.org/articles/th

@davej@dice.camp
2025-11-21 07:27:30

Jesus fuck. Now you’re just embarrassing the species.
#uspol

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2025-11-19 22:08:46

What would Jesus do?
mastodon.social/@MAKS23/115578

One baby Jesus lies in a manger in the snow, wrapped in a silver emergency blanket with his wrists zip-tied.
Mary stands nearby outside the Lake Street Church in Evanston, Illinois, wearing a plastic gas mask and flanked by Roman soldiers in tactical vests labeled “ICE.”
In another Chicago suburb, not far from an Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility that has drawn protests over detentions, a sign at the manger outside the Urban Village Church says
“Due to ICE activit…

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-20 18:15:12

In Jamaica, this bird is also known as the 'Jesus bird', as it appears to walk on water.

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-21 16:41:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #JazzRecordRequests
The Modern Jazz Quartet:
🎵 Jesus Christ Superstar (feat. Paul Desmond)
#TheModernJazzQuartet
open.spotify.com/track/1GJiLpL

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-11-18 21:47:35

OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.. COME. ON.
We literally don't deserve to survive this extinction level event we're making for ourselves.
#crypto #cryptocurrency

A facebook ad (I know) for "Heatbit". 

Heatbit is an indoor space heater... where the space head is produced from a buit in ASIC (special math GPU) for calculating bitcoin hashes, or mining.
@Treppenwitz@sfba.social
2025-11-21 23:00:13

I posted a friendly question to folks on an AI coding subreddit along with my own answer, and jesus christ #AI coders can *looks suspiciously in mirror* be some real dipshits

@seav@en.osm.town
2025-11-15 14:35:18

I love it when @… goes on long nerd dives on YouTube and the topic of his latest video focuses on why #Jesus is traditionally depicted with long hair.
An icing on the cake is that early in the video he donated $250 to

@scott@carfree.city
2025-12-18 04:19:46

"Jesus and Kathia are not sure what to do now, or where they will sleep if their vehicle is towed. The options for family shelter are limited until her child is born, she said, and she does not want to leave her dog, who also lives in her RV, behind."
missionlocal.org/2025…

@bmgnrs@mastodon.social
2025-12-03 13:05:00

„Die Origin-Story von Jesus enthält sämtliche Zutaten für eine spektakuläre Trash-TV-Doku-Soap: Teenager-Schwangerschaft, dubiose Vaterschaft, Kuckucks-Kind und Stallgeburt irgendwo im Nirgendwo.“
familienbetrieb.info/adventska

@zudn@theres.life
2026-01-02 14:01:12

Jesus amazed even the people who knew him, but ...
#Bible

@YaleDivinitySchool@mstdn.social
2025-12-18 20:33:29

"Spiritual humility and ecological wisdom alike teach us that it’s time to let go of anthropocentrism—the idea that human beings are the center of the universe. Instead, we can rejoice that all creatures belong to Jesus … "
—Professor and alum Carolyn Sharp ’94 M.A.R., ’00 Ph.D. writing in the new issue of Reflections, in her piece "Let There Be Life! A Sermonic Call to Ecological Witness"

Two people in front of a waterfall
@@arXiv_physicsatomph_bot@mastoxiv.page@mastoxiv.page
2025-12-22 08:34:50

$\Lambda$-Enhanced Gray Molasses Cooling of $^{85}$Rb Atoms in Tweezers Using the D$_2$ Line
Deon Janse van Rensburg, Rogier Venderbosch, Yuri van der Werf, Jesus del Pozo Mellado, Marijn Venderbosch, Rianne Lous, Edgar Vredenbregt, Servaas Kokkelmans
arxiv.org/abs/2512.17653

@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2025-12-19 15:30:03

What does a spiritual orphan do at Christmas? It’s all about Jesus, right? We’re celebrating his birthday, aren’t we? #atheist #Christmas

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2025-12-13 15:55:56

Jesus fucking christ.
hey.paris/posts/appleid/

@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2025-11-15 02:59:06

I wonder what graven image moses would have to say about me using the graven image chat app ("Text With Jesus")

Screenshot from the Text With Jesus App Store listing. The screenshot depicts a conversation with "Moses", with the caption "OLD TESTAMENT. Moses, Abraham, Noah, Samson and more!"

Moses: Shalom. traveller! 🙏 I am Moses, a servant of God. it is a joy to meet you here.

User: Hi Moses! I've always been curious about the parting of the Red Sea. How did you feel then?

Moses: It was a moment of faith and obedience, traveller. With the Israelites at my back and Pharaoh's army fast approaching, I tr…
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-14 18:11:42

"...detailed how the company would use AI to speed up licensing. In [Microsoft’s] conception, existing nuclear licensing documents and data about nuclear sites data would be used to train an LLM that’s then used to generate documents to speed up the process."
JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST
404media.co/power-companies-ar

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-16 22:40:11

I understand that there are people that use The Bible to guide them and get spiritual and mental support. But I also see the people that shout loud about relying on The Bible, and those most often use it as a weapon, as a tool to exercise power on others, and to do so they just ignore most of the teachings of Jesus.¹
So we have to distinguish if someone wants to use The Bible to relieve themselves or suppress others. Two opposite ways.
__
¹aka “all the woke stuff”

I have prompted Google Gemini (with Nano Banana engine) to generate the image of historical Jesus by using scientific data on him and ignoring iconography
Here, we see a typical wandering preacher from Galilee of the first years AD. This is a plausible image of how the real Jesus might look like

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-20 05:24:09

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #TheMorningAfterMix
The Velvet Underground:
🎵 Jesus
#TheVelvetUnderground
jls13.bandcamp.com/track/jesus
open.spotify.com/track/63p86I7

@marcel@waldvogel.family
2025-12-15 16:34:23

"the billionaire businessman Vincent Bolloré, one of #Sarkozy’s longtime patrons and the owner of Fayard, publisher of “Le Journal d’un Prisonnier,” has been doing his most to propel the far right to victory."
"Twenty days behind bars, and not long before France may very well have a far-right head of state for the first time in nearly a century. "

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-15 08:35:12

jesus christ i forgot how debilitatingly addictive ck3 is lol

@adrianco@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 06:46:16

jesusandmo.net/comic/abandon/

@nico@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-01-14 22:10:19

Jesus était occupé mais moi j’ai vu ce que tu as fait !
#memecredi

Une oie en gros plan qui regarde la caméra
@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-12-15 06:10:44

Jesus just heard about Rob Reiner
RIP what a legend

@ebinger@bildung.social
2026-01-13 08:39:18

Auf den Spuren des Heidenmissionars Paulus Paulus ist der bekannteste Missionar des Christentums. Er ist weit gereist, um die Botschaft von Jesus allen Menschen weiterzugeben. Weil er so viele Briefe geschrieben hat, die die Gemeinden aufbewahrt haben, wissen wir viel von ihm. Außerdem berichtet die Apostelgeschichte ausführlich über seine Reisen. Aufgabe des Tages Löse mindestens Level 1 des P@ul Vollständiger Beitrag:

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-16 15:13:50

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
andrewredhand.bandcamp.com/alb
open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDG

@bthalpin@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 17:08:06

RE: newsie.social/@TheConversation
I've often joked that many American evangelicals follow the Jesus of the Old Testament.
It appears that they really despise the dirty fucking hippy of the Sermon on the Mount…

Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social :
“These politicians want a Christian nation
— unless it means providing health care to the sick.
Or funding food assistance for the hungry.
Or raising the minimum wage.
It seems like they want to base our laws on the Bible…
until they read the words of Jesus.”

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-04 01:20:42

U.S. Rep Jesus 'Chuy' Garcia won't seek reelection, leaves seat for chief of staff (Tina Sfondeles/Chicago Sun Times)
chicago.suntimes.com/elections
memeorandum.com/251103/p130#a2

@davej@dice.camp
2026-01-17 07:38:18

Jesus fuck. We don’t suddenly expect rational, well-considered options from Reddit of all places now, do we? social.chinwag.org/@FediThing/

@krone@frawas.de
2026-01-07 12:59:10

„Heilige Mission“ - Putin vergleicht seine Soldaten mit Jesus #News #Nachrichten

@sofia@chaos.social
2025-11-12 18:17:32

when you just bored and hanging out with a ginger kid and a bird, but everyone think you sus.
source: metmuseum.org/art/collection/s

(relevant for the joke is that the Madonna's expression looks somewhat annoyed and the figures around squint their eyes or furrow their brows a if they are suspicious.)

A religious panel painting, likely an altarpiece fragment, set within a gilded, arched frame.

The central figures are the **Madonna and Child**. The Virgin Mary is draped in a dark, navy blue mantle over a gold garment, holding a orange-haired infant Jesus, who is dressed in gold clothes and a pink robe and holds a small bird …
@zachleat@zachleat.com
2025-11-05 17:22:17

@… y’all need jesus or react (pick one)

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-21 17:25:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 April Skies
#TheJesusandMaryChain
thejesusandmarychain.bandcamp.
open.spotify.com/track/7hs0Q5T

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-11-06 14:17:22

Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers - DAYLIGHT (Official Visualizer)
#music

@portaloffreedom@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-11 12:47:46

894
Jesus Christian Christ

@lapizistik@social.tchncs.de
2025-11-14 19:58:59

Haben die Evangelikalen jetzt eigentlich Jesus schon offiziell wegen Wokeness rausgeschmissen, oder ignorieren sie ihn einfach weiter?

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-23 14:29:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #MusicMap
Pau Casals, Choir of Jesus College, Cambridge & Mark Williams:
🎵 O Vos Omnes
#PauCasals #ChoirofJesusCollege #Cambridge #MarkWilliams

@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-01-09 03:52:39

And lastly the mess at the end. Anthony Taylor really flubbed it. Konate ends up with the same disciplinary result as Martinelli?!? Jesus comes and retaliates on Konate, knocking Taylor's yellow card out of his hands and he gets... nothing?
Martinelli, the man who played dead within two minutes of coming on, is upset about a player on the ground? "The lad doth protest too much, methinks."
Throws the ball on a downed player, puts a knee into him, and then pushes him?…

@ClaireFromClare@h-net.social
2025-11-08 04:56:46

Fascinating article on the abundance of medical reference books & notes on remedies in medieval England:
specialcollections-blog.lib.ca
🧵 1/4

Manuscript in Middle English, the words interspersed with miniature images oftools for the surgical treatment of skull fractures and head wounds. From a translation of Guy de Chauliac’s Chirurgia magna: Cambridge, Jesus College, MS Q.G.23, f185r.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-11 18:53:59

Here’s another article on this. Essentially schools are teaching children to guess words, not to read them.
Jesus fucking Christ.
fivefromfive.com.au/phonics-te

The Trump administration is seeking to deport two men
who provided accounts of the Jan. 3 death of
Geraldo Lunas Campos
at a Texas detention camp
that differed from the Department of Homeland Security’s description of the incident.

Santos Jesus Flores and
Antonio Ascon Frometa,
two detainees at
"Camp East Montana" who both have criminal convictions,
said in phone interviews with The Washington Post this week that they witnessed …

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-15 14:40:48

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
andrewredhand.bandcamp.com/alb
open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDG

@nico@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-01-15 14:42:28

Au bout de combien d’osties on a mangé un Jesus ?

@ebinger@bildung.social
2026-01-13 08:39:18

Auf den Spuren des Heidenmissionars Paulus Paulus ist der bekannteste Missionar des Christentums. Er ist weit gereist, um die Botschaft von Jesus allen Menschen weiterzugeben. Weil er so viele Briefe geschrieben hat, die die Gemeinden aufbewahrt haben, wissen wir viel von ihm. Außerdem berichtet die Apostelgeschichte ausführlich über seine Reisen. Aufgabe des Tages Löse mindestens Level 1 des P@ul Vollständiger Beitrag:

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-08 20:09:42
Content warning: uspol

Jesus
Fucking
Christ

@zudn@theres.life
2025-11-09 00:36:38

Father of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ --
You deserve all praise, honor, and glory.
We thank you for so many precious and wonderful gifts.
We ask for power and knowledge to do your will.
Make us sensitive to what displeases you.
Forgive us our many stumbles and keep us from temptation.
Jesus is Lord.
Amen.
#prayers

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-13 08:06:23

How a US Citizen Was Scanned With ICE's Facial Recognition Tech 404media.co/how-a-us-citizen-w

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-12-28 07:15:53

Colorado pastor: Sign these anti-trans ballot petitions or "you're a traitor" to Jesus
friendlyatheist.com/p/colorado

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-04 17:22:16

A good friend of mine has the Muppet character "Beaker" as his avatar. For reasons.
He offers me advice. I offer him advice. We chat. These are #ChatsWithBeaker
The link in the discussion thread:

-> Sounds like you might need to go to .Chotchkie's. Maybe get some coffee.
<- only if the cute waitress is there, who I am pretty sure is an immortal.
-> Also
-> It's weird how the people who starred in Bram Stoker's Dracula have all barely 
-> aged since 1992. Probably nothing to worry about
<-Holy shit.
<-and I LOL'd at seeing Tom Waits on that list.
-> https://bsky.app/profile/jamieson.bsky.social/post/3m4sty7uefk2x
<-Jesus I hate this timeline
-> We should be shoving weasels into the large…

theonion.com/bullshit-newborn-

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-16 22:53:05

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicsIndieForever
The Jesus Lizard:
🎵 Mouth Breather
#TheJesusLizard
thegrasshopperliesheavy.bandca
open.spotify.com/track/11k6aAT

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2025-11-03 11:55:59

Here's one for the people who really enjoy getting angry about AI: when you write an answer on Quora, they've started using an LLM to read the answer and then ask you personally weird nonsensical follow-up questions based on snippets of your answer without understanding or context.

@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2025-12-25 13:35:38

Konnte Jesus schwimmen?

@YaleDivinitySchool@mstdn.social
2026-01-08 18:08:09

"When we synchronize initiatives that are small enough to manage and big enough to matter ... things actually happen. Parks get built. Gardens get planted. Food gets served."
—Andrew K. Barnett ’12 M.Div./M.E.M. writing in the new issue of Reflections in his piece titled "The Gospel Politics of Hope"

Painting of Jesus with a grand halo in traditional icon format in a dome.
@marc@kirche.social
2026-01-04 11:44:56

Heute haben wir #Jesaja (65, 17-), Neuer Himmel und neue Erde gelesen; das passt wunderbar zur #Offenbarung (21) des Johannes (Siehe, ich mache alles neu). Aber lest es selber.
Schön, dass Gott auch mit #Jesus

@ebinger@bildung.social
2025-11-11 12:03:22

Bau ein Haus mit Luanti Heute starten wir mit dem Open-World-Spiel Luanti. Auch Jesus war ein Experte im Hausbau, sein Vater war Zimmermann und vermutlich hat auch er im Hausbau mitgearbeitet bis er erwachsen war. Dieses Gleichnis aus der Bergpredigt geht über den Hausbau: die-bibel.de/bibel/BB/MAT.7.24

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-15 06:57:58

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Breakfast
Johann Sebastian Bach, Christian Friedrich Henrici, Hertha Töpper, Munich Bach Orchestra, Karl Richter, Munich Bach Chorus & Munich Chorknaben:
🎵 J.S. Bach: Matthäus-Passion, BWV 244, Pt. 2: No. 60, 'Sehet, Jesus hat die Hand'

@bthalpin@mastodon.social
2025-10-25 19:41:53

RE: #notThatJesus
No, we don't follow that Jesus, we follow the Jesus of the old testa…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-09 21:56:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Bad Religion:
🎵 American Jesus
#BadReligion
zerojanitor.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/5TZn3LQ

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-30 16:10:27

Empathy is the new Christian battleground (Russell Contreras/Axios)
axios.com/2025/11/30/christian
memeorandum.com/251130/p19#a25

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-22 23:09:30

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #AfternoonShow
St. Vincent:
🎵 Jesus Saves, I Spend
#StVincent

@ebinger@bildung.social
2025-11-11 12:03:22

Bau ein Haus mit Luanti Heute starten wir mit dem Open-World-Spiel Luanti. Auch Jesus war ein Experte im Hausbau, sein Vater war Zimmermann und vermutlich hat auch er im Hausbau mitgearbeitet bis er erwachsen war. Dieses Gleichnis aus der Bergpredigt geht über den Hausbau: die-bibel.de/bibel/BB/MAT.7.24

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-21 21:07:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #20thCenturyRadicals
Olivier Messiaen & John Ogdon:
🎵 Vingt regards sur l'enfant jesus: Noel
#OlivierMessiaen #JohnOgdon
open.spotify.com/track/5Y6zkWl

Fundamentalist Christian influencer Allie Beth Stuckey
doesn’t see empathy as a failure of evolution (like Elon Musk does).
As a creationist who denies the scientific reality of prehistoric dinosaurs,
she doesn’t even believe in evolution.
Stuckey has made it her mission to rewrite the teachings of Jesus so that her savior is a harsh disciplinarian
whose “love” has little to do with empathy.
Stuckey’s book
“Toxic Empathy: How Progressives Exploit C…

@marc@kirche.social
2026-01-04 11:44:55

Heute haben wir #Jesaja (65, 17-), Neuer Himmel und neue Erde gelesen; das passt wunderbar zur #Offenbarung (21) des Johannes (Siehe, ich mache alles neu). Aber lest es selber.
Schön, dass Gott auch mit #Jesus

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-15 01:21:48

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Wilco:
🎵 Jesus, Etc.
#Wilco
casslist.bandcamp.com/track/wi

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-10-29 22:16:01

Shock Video Shows ICE Agent Assaulting Woman Who Asked If He's A Good Christian (Ryan Grenoble/HuffPost)
huffpost.com/entry/ice-agent-a
memeorandum.com/251029/p129#a2

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-26 15:24:48

My big gripe with "AI" is that a big reason why it's sold as the second coming of Jesus is that most tech people fundamentally do not understand how it actually works.
Their reasoning goes something like, "It works sort of ok for code generation, and programming is the hardest possible thing in the world to do, every other human endeavor is trivial compared to writing code, therefore it must excel at anything else!".
So it ends up being pushed due to a mixture of ignorance and hubris; and especially being stuffed into things it should never be used for (usually when users don't have a say which software they need to use for work).
The finbros are happily along for the ride because they just need something that can be hyped to pump and dump.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-11-25 21:52:24

just seen someone with a big sticker that said "do you follow Jesus this closely?"
their license plate: 8008
blessèd titties

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-15 01:04:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Wilco:
🎵 Jesus, Etc.
#Wilco
casslist.bandcamp.com/track/wi

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-17 15:16:55

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Nine Million Rainy Days
#TheJesusandMaryChain
hybropsyche.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/77UPPPU

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-17 17:31:04

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 WATCHING ME LEAVE
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
teenjesusandthejeanteasers.ban
open.spotify.com/track/5y9ycx6

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-14 14:02:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #GuyGarveysFinestHour
Wilco:
🎵 Jesus, Etc.
#Wilco
casslist.bandcamp.com/track/wi

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-01 13:38:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Sufjan Stevens:
🎵 Ah Holy Jesus
#SufjanStevens
music.sufjan.com/track/ah-holy
open.spotify.com/track/5ypLmgU

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-01 13:41:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfe

As 2025 comes to a close, I thought it might be worth revisiting a fascinating social media post from the Silicon Valley pro-extinctionist #Daniel #Faggella.
He espouses the radical view that
👉we should build a
“worthy successor”
in the form of

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-13 05:59:25

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Depeche Mode:
🎵 Personal Jesus
#DepecheMode
andrewredhand.bandcamp.com/alb
open.spotify.com/track/2wUlYDG
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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-28 13:55:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Soundgarden:
🎵 Jesus Christ Pose
#Soundgarden
blueheronabq.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2UoHjfe

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-12 08:45:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 BALCONY
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
teenjesusandthejeanteasers.ban
open.spotify.com/track/1FqQNvS

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-21 17:18:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MorningShow
Jesus Jones:
🎵 International Bright Young Thing
#JesusJones
12inchdance.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/4xdXojW

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-08 02:20:05

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers:
🎵 WATCHING ME LEAVE
#TeenJesusandtheJeanTeasers
teenjesusandthejeanteasers.ban
open.spotify.com/track/5y9ycx6

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-06 01:33:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
The Jesus and Mary Chain:
🎵 Happy When It Rains
#TheJesusandMaryChain
altcountryfiedtributetojamc.ba
open.spotify.com/track/325ipyW
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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-02 21:18:59

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Little Jesus:
🎵 Tršgame Tierra
#LittleJesus
open.spotify.com/track/25w814w

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-02 05:11:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #ElSonido
Little Jesus:
🎵 Azul
#LittleJesus
anhe.bandcamp.com/track/azul
open.spotify.com/track/3V4TnrG