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@Cognessence@social.linux.pizza
2025-09-15 15:00:39

Someone once told me emphatically at a party - they taught English Lit and ran the school orchestra - that if you can’t notate your music for an orchestra, then it certainly isn’t music.
She is obviously correct, and so now whenever I make a sound, I write it down after each time to make it real. Like today’s was: “Sweeeezzzeeerrrr grrr grrr grrr grrr agh ack ack swwwwwzzeeerrrrrrr” followed by “zith zith zith zith cack crrrrrrck crrrrrchcracka zwith.”
Also, whenever I do a new …

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-15 21:23:15

Pete Carroll celebrates 74th birthday on MNF as Raiders face rival Chargers sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-ve

@Schrank@phpc.social
2025-09-14 23:04:04

I know, I’m late to the party, but #cyberpunk2077 is as I feared of, eating my time, but until know it is awesome 😎
1am, I’m out.

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-09-13 08:20:26

I expect I'm late to the party as usual and everyone's already seen this - but yeah, for once the description of this video is not hyperbole.
The most INSANE Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob you will ever see!
Not sure about insane but it's very, very impressive. Worth a few minutes of your time and it'll cheer up your day.
#queen #BohemianRhapsody #flashmob

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-14 13:17:43

I started the massive cleanup of the production libraries. I don't care what one party says. I am moving jobs, control files, and SPUFIs that are not being run in the production environment. Just for one item type, I am archiving 14k members. This will make sure that no one can accidentally run them in production! They are still available for reference in the archive libraries.
They have never done this, and the libraries are so bloated it takes a long time to scan them looking…

@pre@boing.world
2025-08-16 10:40:52

Voting in the UK Green party elections is half over. Too late to join the party and vote, and sounds like Zack is very likely to win.
Which is good. I voted for him.
I think the job-share rule is important and that any job should be possible to share between workers. But in the case of the "leader", which is literally the face of the party, having two faces is difficult in the public hive mind. Even with a united front, it's litterally two faced.
But mostly my vote was just for Zack, and would have likely voted for him in a job-share too.
He's very personable and seems to know how to talk to the public and express not just environmental issues but other green issues like inequality and war and how your enemy is not a boat of refugees but the concentration of power in the hands of maniacs both political and corporate.
I confess I gave up trying to read anything about the candidates and cast a vote about half way down all the other jobs being elected. I'm just adding noise. I dunno who any of these people are or even what the job entails most of the time and there's too many all at once. Should stagger them weekly or something.
Anyway here's Zack on Mark Steel's sweary podcast being brilliant on the issues and how to explain them better than I can.
I love Mark Steel too. Miss the sketches things it used to have in the newish revised entirely-an-interview format.
🤞
In two parts
#podcast #green #uk #ZackPolanski #listening

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@rae@bne.social
2025-08-09 06:10:41

To me, having three time zones in Australia smacks of a "too many beers at the staff Christmas party" ideas. So Australian Western Time is an hour and a half behind Australian Central time. Some joker then decides to split the difference and create Australia Central Western Time. #RoadTrip

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-08-04 16:42:20

Right, it’s time we started an initiative to find and call out (with receipts) accounts on the fediverse engaged in genocide denial and genocide apologism in support of Israel’s ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people.
There are accounts (and even whole instances, it would seem) that are engaged in this and, further, attempts to silence the voices, not to mention threaten the livelihoods of, those of us speaking out against Israel’s genocide of the Palestinian people and attempting …

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-08-12 08:25:40

"The Conservative party has collectively decided that the threat of Farage is best met by copying him, so the idea that Badenoch could act towards Jenrick the way Heath did to Powell seems impossible. More extraordinary is that the Labour government is also under the misapprehension that the best way to combat Farage is to sound like him, a mistake that will seem incomprehensible in a few years time."
Fascism, Rivers of Blood, and today’s political and media elite

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-08-13 06:08:29

According to the following article "The D.C.-based think tank estimates the tariffs will bring in an estimated $1.3 trillion of net new revenue through the end of Trump’s current term "
OK let's run some numbers... And remember, the R party wants to cut households in with a one time $500 check. Remember that number $500.
US population is very roughly 300,000,000, about 3x10**8
$1.3 trillion is 1.3x10**12
So if the R's want to repay us for the tarif…

@arXiv_csCR_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-12 08:27:23

Towards Practical Data-Dependent Memory-Hard Functions with Optimal Sustained Space Trade-offs in the Parallel Random Oracle Model
Jeremiah Blocki, Blake Holman
arxiv.org/abs/2508.06795

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-07-06 07:35:46

Help wanted: Can we get someone to go through the build/link time dependencies of ngscopeclient, identify every third-party open source library we use, and ensure that they're all credited properly in the documentation, and include/link to the text of the appropriate licenses?
github.com/ng…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-08-30 21:50:59

Where is the Party?: time for Democratic leaders to 'fight with both hands' or 'step aside' (MSNBC)
msnbc.com/ali-velshi/watch/whe
memeorandum.com/250830/p36#a25

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-08-22 17:40:54

💸 Agency for college athlete payment deals agrees to loosen third-party restrictions
theguardian.com/sport/2025/jul

Empty stadium with green seats below and some big curved brown things above and a trapezoidal digital sign that says (NCAA) CHAMPIONS WIN HERE and has the time 11:43
@emd@cosocial.ca
2025-07-02 18:54:18

This is exactly what I was afraid of when #laravel took VC money.
hachyderm.io/@j3j5/11478444528

@arXiv_csLO_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-31 08:48:11

Concrete Security Bounds for Simulation-Based Proofs of Multi-Party Computation Protocols
Kristina Sojakova, Mihai Codescu, Joshua Gancher
arxiv.org/abs/2507.22705

@arXiv_csAI_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-09-08 08:16:50

Collaboration and Conflict between Humans and Language Models through the Lens of Game Theory
Mukul Singh, Arjun Radhakrishna, Sumit Gulwani
arxiv.org/abs/2509.04847

@sharan@metalhead.club
2025-07-05 12:23:14

Done for today. I successfully disconnected one of my Google profiles from the third-party services I use. It took some time because I had to create many passwords and then disconnect.
I also deleted several services I no longer use and switched from Gmail to privacy-focused email addresses.
Continuing tomorrow.
#degoogle

@arXiv_hepth_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-09-05 09:23:41

Purely GHZ-like entanglement is forbidden in holography
Vijay Balasubramanian, Monica Jinwoo Kang, Charlie Cummings, Chitraang Murdia, Simon F. Ross
arxiv.org/abs/2509.03621

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-06-26 17:05:48

It's Mamdani Time! -- The upside potential and downside risk of the new Democratic party. (Jonathan V. Last/The Bulwark)
thebulwark.com/p/its-zohran-ma
memeorandum.com/250626/p85#a25

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-07-03 00:11:17

"The 15 ministers said that Israel's "strategic partnership, backing, and support of the U.S. and President Donald Trump" make this a "propitious time" to formally steal most of Palestine."
All Likud Ministers Urge Netanyahu to Annex Entire West Bank This Month | Common Dreams
commondreams.org/news/likud-pa

@sjn@chaos.social
2025-06-23 01:02:01

If they want you to NOT THINK,
they are NOT YOUR FRIENDS
Don't worry about it
It's inevitable
We don't have time for this
You must decide now
This is above my pay-grade
It's not your problem
It is written
Try meditation
Now is not the time
I've always voted for that party
There is nothing you can do about it
Might as well live with it
There no budget for that
Embrace AI or get out
That is jus…

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2025-07-28 16:15:40

When you get the option to `Sign in with Google/Microsoft/Facebook` you're really using #OAuth. Aside from those platforms knowing what you're doing everywhere all the time, there are compelling reasons for both 3rd party services and users. (not many, but a few).
But if you DO link your #Microsoft /

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2025-06-29 14:57:36

What I don't hear from the #establishment #Democrats is any discussion about how to actually reach out and #TalkWithVoters (They talk TO voters, but it's not a dialogue (they talk AT voters?)…

@arXiv_csSE_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-29 11:04:41

Client--Library Compatibility Testing with API Interaction Snapshots
Gustave Monce (LaBRI), Thomas Degueule (LaBRI), Jean-R\'emy Falleri (LaBRI), Romain Robbes (LaBRI)
arxiv.org/abs/2507.20814

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2025-07-04 10:09:18

Happy birthday America. I hope you have a good party.
But listen. You're going to be 250 years old next year. It's probably time to settle down a bit, stop being quite so obnoxious and start playing nice with others. Don't you think?
#July4th

@zolq@mastodon.world
2025-07-27 19:21:50

'Who Goes Nazi?' - A party game for our time, that came up on R4's 'Take Four Books'.
Does 2025 = 1941
#Dorothy_Thompson

@arXiv_physicssocph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-09-03 10:50:03

An affinity based opinion dynamics model for the evolving pattern of political polarization
Zhang Xiaoming, Hu Yuzhong, Zhang Yiming
arxiv.org/abs/2509.01244

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-08-19 08:52:02

Every time the leopards eat the members of the leopard party...

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-07-17 12:17:17

So much cybersecurity news, so little time. Don't miss today' jam-packed Metacurity for the most critical infosec developments you should know today, including
--Cops bust up NoName057(16) by seizing servers, issuing warrants, and raiding homes
--6.5m Co-op members' data were stolen,
--Cambodia busts 1k for cybercrime,
--Thai police raid Cambodian tycoon's homes in scam probe,
--DoJ busts one and charges three other alleged Ryuk actors,
--Au…

@roland@devdilettante.com
2025-06-20 06:32:19

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco
This ain't no fooling around
This ain't no mudd club, or C.B.G.B.
I ain't got time for that now <-- Life during wartime #ForEvah youtu.be/bBr0FJsDk1g

@jerome@jasette.facil.services
2025-06-24 16:39:04

Really weird, so DHL Canada said that starting June 20th they could no longer operate because of the new anti-scabs law.
I'm seeing a package of mine moving on June 23rd within Ontario. (Was sent to me before the strike)
Looking at DHL reddit, tons of people are receiving packages through 3rd party companies.
So what's the deal? How does that work?
#dhl

Monday, June 23, 2025 Location Time Pieces 18 Shipment has departed from a DHL facility ONTARIO SERVICE AREA - ONTARIO - 09:13 v 1 Piece ONTARIO SERVICE AREA - CANADA CANADA
@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2025-06-18 16:16:25
Content warning: USPol

Trump's birthday celebration looked worse than the one time I had a party and one person showed up.

One week ago MAGA threw me in jail
for speaking out against their gerrymandering plan
to hand Trump more control.
Gov. Gavin Newsome, Joy-Ann Reid, and even People.com told the world to pay attention.
The time for strongly worded letters is over.
We must meet this moment,
and that means electing leaders who are willing to get arrested to stop Trump's tyranny.
I'd do it again for the people of Texas.
I'm running for congress in a…

@mlippert@vmst.io
2025-06-24 12:55:08

I got this post by @… in my email today, it was forwarded while it still was attributed to Liz Cheney with this preface which I agree with:
"When she was in Congress, I disagreed with almost everything she said and every vote she made. But on the transcendent issue of our time — protecting our democracy from Trump and the forces of authoritarianism and fascism — Liz Cheney has been correct, clear, and courageous."
Turns out the message is not by Liz Cheney but is well worth reading as a kick in the ass to the Democratic Party.
robertreich.substack.com/p/a-r

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-07-21 19:46:07

Here we are, July 21. By this time next year the mid-term elections will be ramping up.
And as far as I can tell the D-party is planning on conceding.
There are indeed some good candidates under the D banner. But too few. And the party management is too cowardly to boldly support them or to loudly enunciate progressive policies, except those tied to "identity politics". ('Identity" issues, worthy as they are, are not going to win over - and often may repel -…

@a_j_millar@fediscience.org
2025-08-17 20:37:36

sci pol; NZ pol
ICYMI Another handbrake turn in research management, this time Aotearoa New Zealand under Christopher Luxon's National party coalition.
"New Zealand’s largest source of funding through competitive grants, the Endeavour Fund, remains stagnant at NZ$245 million but has *canceled all applications for the 2026 funding round to “reduce the operational burden of applying for funding”* during the mergers of Crown Research Institutes."
➡️ #NZ #researchfunding #SciPol

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-06-20 11:54:16

Inside Los Angeles Rams minicamp in Maui: 'This is about being able to get some good quality time with each other' espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/455399

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-09-11 19:40:15

The Federal NDP are on Vancouver Island strategizing for the upcoming Parliament.
Interim leader Davies:
""There's an ebb and flow to politics and I view it as an opportunity for our party to regenerate, to reimagine what a bold, progressive NDP looks like on the federal scene.””
I loved Jack Layton too, but I think it is time to leave Jack to the past. They really need to find someone who is here, in this moment, and can present a real vision for Canadians to strive for and achieve that is the opposite of what the Conservatives and Red-Tory Liberals are trying to do.
#CanPoli #CdnPoli #Tseshaht #Hupacasath #PortAlberni #Courtenay #Tofino
albernivalleynews.com/local-ne

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2025-08-22 19:40:26

Zarah Sultana, on #UKLabour under #Starmer.
"Here is a party that wants to impose cuts on some of the most marginalised people in our society in order to please investors. Here is a party that, for the first time in British history, is criminalising a non-violent activist group, using the most …

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2025-08-21 21:10:05

Everybody in a blue state needs to watch this
#USpol #BlueWall #trifecta

@arXiv_econGN_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-18 08:19:02

Third-Party Credit Guarantees and the Cost of Debt: Evidence from Corporate Loans
Mehdi Beyhaghi
arxiv.org/abs/2507.12616

Ashley King went to a bar on a Bali vacation in 2011, and woke up blind just a few days later
— a result of drinks spiked with methanol.
"I woke up in my hostel and I wasn't able to breathe. And shortly after I wasn't able to see,"
said King, a 32-year-old Calgary woman who is sharing her story in a new podcast called Static: A Party Girl's Memoir.
King was 19 at the time, on her last night in Bali before flying to New Zealand the next day.
S…

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-07-21 01:50:28

Epstein shit and adjacent, Rural America, Poverty, Abuse
Everyone who's not a pedophile thinks pedophiles are bad, but there's this special obsessed hatred you'll find among poor rural Americans. The whole QAnon/Epstein obsession may not really make sense to folks raised in cities. Like, why do these people think *so much* about pedophiles? Why do they think that everyone in power is a pedophile? Why would the Pizzagate thing make sense to anyone? What is this unhinged shit? A lot of folks (who aren't anarchists) might be inclined to ask "why can't these people just let the cops take care of it?"
I was watching Legal Eagle's run down on the Trump Epstein thing earlier today and I woke up thinking about something I don't know if I've ever talked about. Now that I'm not in the US, I'm not at any risk of talking about it. I don't know how much I would have been before, but that's not something I'm gonna dig into right now. So let me tell you a story that might explain a few things.
I'm like 16, maybe 17. I have my license, so this girl I was dating/not dating/just friends with/whatever would regularly convince me to drive her and her friends around. I think she's like 15 at the time. Her friends are younger than her.
She tells me that there's a party we can go to where they have beer. She was told to invite her friends, so I can come too. We're going to pick her friends up (we regularly fill the VW Golf well beyond the legal limit and drive places) and head to the party.
So I take these girls, at least is 13 years old, down to this party. I'm already a bit sketched out bringing a 13 year old to a party. We drive out for a while. It's in the country. We drive down a long dark road. Three are some barrel fires and a shack. This is all a bit strange, but not too abnormal for this area. We're a little ways outside of a place called Mill City (in Oregon).
We park and walk towards the shack. This dude who looks like a rat comes up and offers us beer. He laughs and talks to the girl who invited me, "What's he doing here? You're supposed to bring your girl friends." She's like, "He's our ride." I don't remember if he offered me a beer or not.
We go over to this shed and everyone starts smoking, except me because I didn't smoke until I turned 18. The other girls start talking about the rat face dude, who's wandered over by the fire with some other guys. They're mainly teasing one of the 13 year old girls about having sex with him a bunch of times. They say he's like, 32 or something. The other girls joke about him only having sex with 13 year olds because he's too ugly to have sex with anyone closer to his own age.
Somewhere along the line it comes out that he's a cop. I never forgot that, it's absolutely seared in to my memory. I can picture his face perfectly still, decades later, and them talking about how he's a deputy, he was in his 30's, and he was having sex with a 13 year old girl. I was the only boy there, but there were a few older men. This was a chunk of the good ol' boys club of the town. I think there were a couple of cops besides the one deputy, and a judge or the mayor or some kind of big local VIP.
I kept trying to get my friend to leave, but she wanted to stay. Turns out under age drinking with cops seems like a great deal if you're a kid because you know you won't get busted. I left alone, creeped the fuck out.
I was told later that I wasn't invited and that I couldn't talk about it, I've always been good at compartmentalization, so I never did.
Decades later it occurred to me what was actually happening. I'm pretty sure that cop was giving meth he'd seized as evidence to these kids. This wasn't some one-off thing. It was regular. Who knows how many decades it went on after I left, or how many decades it had been going on before I found out. I knew this type of thing had happened at least a few times before because that's how that 13 year old girl and that 32 year old cop had hooked up in the first place.
Hearing about Epstein's MO, targeting these teenage girls from fucked up backgrounds, it's right there for me. I wouldn't be surprised if they were involved in sex trafficking of minors or some shit like that... but who would you call if you found out? Half the sheriff's department was there and the other half would cover for them.
You live in the city and shit like that doesn't happen, or at least you don't think it happens. But rural poor folks have this intuition about power and abuse. It's right there and you know it.
Trump is such a familiar character for me, because he's exactly that small town mayor or sheriff. He'll will talk about being tough on crime and hunting down pedophiles, while hanging out at a party that exists so people can fuck 8th graders.
The problem with the whole thing is that rural folks will never break the cognitive dissonance between "kill the peods" and "back the blue." They'll never go kill those cops. No, the pedos must be somewhere else. It must be the elites. It must be outsiders. It can't be the cops and good ol' boys everyone respects. It can't be the mayor who rigs the election to win every time. It can't be the "good upstanding" sheriff. Nah, it's the Clintons.
To be fair, it's probably also the Clitnons, a bunch of other politicians, billionaires, etc. Epstein was exactly who everyone thought he was, and he didn't get away with it for so long without a whole lot of really powerful help.
There are still powerful people who got away with involvement with #Epstein. #Trump is one of them, but I don't really believe that he's the only one.
#USPol #ACAB