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@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-01-02 21:22:41

Tell These Airlines to Stop Shipping Animals to Laboratories #AnimalRights

A white man in Dillard, Oregon was arrested for stopping people on the freeway
to demand at gunpoint that they tell him if they were citizens.
He shot and missed one attempted to get another in his truck to bring to police.
Before his spree, he called local PD to complain about "foreign" people.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-01 20:46:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
The Lemonheads:
🎵 If I Could Talk I'd Tell You
#TheLemonheads
thelemonheadsmusic.bandcamp.co
open.spotify.com/track/1DvlX3j

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-01-01 22:19:58

Wouldn't it be nice if the ACA tax credits were extended? I'm lucky, and it doesn't affect me directly. But indirectly? You bet. I have friends and acquaintances who will suffer if they aren't restored. I just contacted my Congresspeople, asking them to follow through on the discharge petition to have the house vote on this issue. It's easy you can do it too -The action network template makes it easy:

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-01-01 22:19:58

Wouldn't it be nice if the ACA tax credits were extended? I'm lucky, and it doesn't affect me directly. But indirectly? You bet. I have friends and acquaintances who will suffer if they aren't restored. I just contacted my Congresspeople, asking them to follow through on the discharge petition to have the house vote on this issue. It's easy you can do it too -The action network template makes it easy:

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-03 18:41:12

If you're an American, please call your reps today. The phone call can be short. Be direct. Tell them to do whatever it takes, impeach, remove, block.
Go to 5calls.org on your phone, it gives you the numbers to call.

@gwire@mastodon.social
2025-12-01 19:31:11

In the UK, before they do an MRI they'll tell you which part of the body they're checking.
Absolutely crazy that doctors in the US don't tell patients this.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-01 19:51:11

Wow, seems the people farmers of surveillance capitalism have fully embraced scammer techniques now.
Ran into this new flow on a number of sites just now (Indiewire, Variety, and RollingStone) delivered by the colossal douchebags at html-load.com who run report-error.com.
They make it look like a browser error has occurred and then tell you to disable your tracker/ad blocker.
To the asshole developers who built this for them instead of refusing: Fuck you for making everyone…

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@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-01-03 07:40:23

Trump - who didn't actually end any wars - appears to have started one now.
Venezuela latest: Explosions heard as smoke rises in Caracas
bbc.com/news/live/c5yqygxe41pt

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-11-03 06:13:07

Pro tip: did you know you can tell what language a puppygirl speaks by the sounds they make?
"Awawawa" is a dead giveaway they're a native German speaker.
If they speak English, it's going to be "rerererere" instead.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-02 15:00:01

I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track
and they shot my horse with the opening gun.
Well, just last week I was at a Chinese restaurant and when I opened my
fortune cookie I found the guy's check sitting at the next table. I said,
"Hey, buddy, I got your check", he said, "Thanks."
-- Rodney Dangerfield

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-12-02 01:02:55

I can't tell if the new Outlook notification icon on Android is a raised fist or the Enron logo.

@hanno@mastodon.social
2025-12-02 10:32:05

I've recently stumbled upon an RCE "exploit" for the Serendipity blog software, which I happen to use and have contributed to in the past. From what I can tell, it does nothing interesting (it does not even work due to broken indents, if one fixes that it uploads a PHP shell given existing credentials, but that won't be executed unless you have a server config that executes .inc files). I'm 95% certain this is bogus. Yet... in case anyone wants to have a look:

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-01-01 19:41:47

Are there any librarians or bibliophiles out there who can tell me what the best glue is to use to reattach these loose pages to the spine? 🙏🏻 (book is 30 yrs old & often reread)

Photo of the inside of an old paperback, showing loose pages.
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-02-02 22:38:13

Imagine being at the Grammys and tell Chappelle your heals are hurting your feet.

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-11-03 11:42:13

Don't sleep on The Stack - it has a solid cybersecurity reporting game lately.
The Big Interview: NATO cybersecurity chief Mario Beccia
thestack.technology/the-big-in

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-12-03 05:04:05

kegseth: to "…kill…narco-terrorists who are poisoning…American people. Every we kill is affiliated w/…Terrorist Organization."
DHS floods social media w/faces of people who failed to file paperwork, ice tears them from families w/no due process.
DoD can't tell us who 80 "traffickers" are that they killed w/no due process?
Because they were fisherman. kegseth ran out of Tequilla & so ordered their murder.
source kegsbreath's words:

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-02-03 14:45:49

Court docs: the US DOJ failed to tell a judge about a 1980 law protecting journalists when it sought to seize WaPo reporter Hannah Natanson's devices last month (Charlie Savage/New York Times)
nytimes.com/2026/02/02/us/poli

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-03 07:20:16

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Belair Lip Bombs:
🎵 Don’t Let Them Tell You (It’s Fair)
#TheBelairLipBombs
thebelairlipbombs.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/26KmETJ

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-02 12:30:34

Olivia Nuzzi's Tell-Nothing Memoir (Helen Lewis/The Atlantic)
theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/12/
memeorandum.com/251202/p18#a25

@finlaydag33k@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-02 14:13:47

Acquired a new phone for work.
Just need to get a new SIM card for it and tell my employer to update phone numbers in their system.
This way, I can have a better separation between work and private (Phone off -> I'm completely unavailable no real work-related apps on my private phone).
Sadly, "right to be unavailable" it's not (yet) in law in The Netherlands.
Luckily, my employment terms does have other clauses that effectively allow me to do this…

@axbom@axbom.me
2026-01-02 10:27:27
"The most effective kind of propaganda is defined as the kind where the subject moves in the direction you desire for reasons which he believes to be his own."
– Frances Stonor Saunders, The Cultural Cold War: The CIA and the World of Arts and Letters (published January 1, 1999).

Tell me this is not exactly what tech companies are doing. And UX, my own industry, has a lot to answer for.
@ian@phpc.social
2026-01-02 02:46:12

Hot take: TDD is easier with LLM-assist dev. You can tell the computer "write a failing test for XYZ" which is super helpful when you see a bug in the wild that doesn't have a test for it yet because if it did your bug wouldn't have made it past CI.
Discuss (I've done the above).

@nfdi4culture@nfdi.social
2025-11-03 13:40:45

👉 Was sind potenzielle Folgen?
Zwei Jahre nach dem Angriff vermittelt der Artikel Einblicke, wie die Services aber vor allem auch die Mitarbeitenden durch Datenleaks privat betroffen sind: the-independent.com/news/uk/ho

@MolemanPeter@neuromatch.social
2025-12-03 15:58:00

Anyone who can tell me whether it also a good alternative for Mac OS on an Apple laptop with Apple M1 Pro chip?
@… @…

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2025-12-03 12:28:39

Characterization of debris disks observed with SPHERE: #DebrisDisk gallery, tell-tale signs of dust and small bodies in distant solar systems: mpia.de/news/science/2025-07-s - images of dust around distant exoplanets provide a glimpse of asteroids and comets in other solar systems

@poppastring@dotnet.social
2025-12-02 14:00:34

Data regulators in Thailand said they are blocking the Sam Altman-founded company Tools for Humanity from collecting iris scans.
"The business model is based on the premise that it will become more difficult to tell humans apart from online AI avatars in the near future."
It sounds like we create a problem then found a business to solve the problem.

@chrysn@chaos.social
2025-11-03 15:37:15

OH at #IETF124: Somebody tell the Fire Alarm that the queue is locked.

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 05:20:04

Pathetic Pol Pot
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-03 16:14:13

Series B, Episode 05 - Pressure Point
AVON: Frankly, I don't see how you can do it without me. Your strongest enemies are going to be the defence computers. I am the only one qualified to tackle them.
BLAKE: Yes, that had occurred to me. You better start getting kitted up. Do you want to tell me why?
blake.torpidit…

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This image shows a scene from the British science fiction television series "Blake's 7," which aired from 1978 to 1981. The actor Gareth Thomas appears in character as Roj Blake, the series' protagonist and leader of a group of rebels fighting against a totalitarian interstellar federation.

In this shot, Thomas is seated in what appears to be the flight deck or control room of the Liberator, the advanced alien spacecraft that serves as the rebels' bas…
@june_thalia_michael@literatur.social
2026-02-02 06:38:22
Content warning: Fictinal kinda cuckolding

#EroticMusings 36: Do any of your characters, like the waxing and waning moon, show different aspects of self that they cycle/transition between? Natural cycles like menstruation, or more fantastical?
Not really, but Alexis and her friend Avalina always meet for sex when Kera (Avalinas partner) is having his period. Avalina then proceeds to tell Kera all the details for Kera to mast…

Trump administration lawyers must tell two federal courts on Monday
when funding will be restored.
Both judges found fault in the government’s attempt to stop funding benefits during the federal shutdown, now in its second month
nytimes…

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-03 16:24:20

Cowboys survey: The DC hire, Schotty's first season and expectations nytimes.com/athletic/7018328/2

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-31 01:02:15

Sources Tell Insider Klint Kubiak Prefers Raiders Over Cardinals HC Job heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-31 21:25:26

I also see that misguided narrative in the people who still (but increasingly rarely) dredge up stats about how many Obama- and Biden-era deportations there were, thinking it’s some kind of mic drop, thinking that deportations are the whole of the evil here, an evil we can just tally up with a bean counter.
And to be clear: those deportations •were• inhumane and evil. US treatment of immigrants has been morally intolerable since long before I was born. I need you to know that I know that when I tell you that this is a whole other level.
9/

@isonno@mastodon.social
2026-01-03 09:03:04

I just realized the profit end game for AI. It's the same thing that fueled Facebook, Google and all the other tech behemoths: Advertising.
As Internet search shifts from search engines to chatbots, this is the next frontier for AI companies.
Chatbots will be paid untold billions to tell you what to buy, where to go, what to watch.
And with the billions of SuperPAC money - who to vote for.

@kctipton@mas.to
2025-11-26 05:59:27

Gen Zers have taken on their governments. From around the world, they tell us why. - CSMonitor.com csmonitor.com/World/2025/1124/

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-02 15:30:20

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Shy One:
🎵 I Can Tell (feat. George Riley)
#ShyOne
shyone.bandcamp.com/track/i-ca
open.spotify.com/track/252tNXh

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2025-12-02 06:20:38

A survey by the News Literacy Project of US 13- to 18-year-olds shows 84% use negative words including "boring", "fake", or "biased" to describe news media (David Bauder/Associated Press)
apnews.com/article/news-media-

@luana@wetdry.world
2025-12-01 16:34:43

Welp I posted on discuss, they can always just tell me to post elsewhere if needed
discuss.kde.org/t/plasma-addon

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-01 22:00:01

If I kiss you, that is an psychological interaction.
On the other hand, if I hit you over the head with a brick,
that is also a psychological interaction.
The difference is that one is friendly and the other is not
so friendly.
The crucial point is if you can tell which is which.
-- Dolph Sharp, "I'm O.K., You're Not So Hot"

@adulau@infosec.exchange
2026-01-01 10:36:21

Someone asked me, “Have you read the latest Dan Brown?” There’s actually a mention of MISP in The Secret of Secrets. And yes, it fits surprisingly well within the story. Alex Conan (who assists Jonas Faukman in the investigation) mentions that he detected the activity using FTK, and that the indicators were later reused by the threat actor (having a hit on a MISP instance).

“But before I could build the algorithm, my FTK scan returned a hit. One of
the IoCs from th…

...

“So who hacked us?” Faukman demanded, leaning forward.

“That's why I wanted to talk to Katherine—to find out if she could think of
anyone who might be targeting her so I could build a proprietary algorithm and
search for specific digital artifacts.”

My God, this kid needs an editor: Just tell me who the hell did it?!

“But before I could build the algorithm, my FIK scan returned a hit. One of
the IoCs from this hack had a match on MISP associated with known—"

“Alex, I have no idea—"

“…
Cover of Dan Brown book - The Secret of Secrets mentioning MISP ;-)
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-01-01 19:48:45
Content warning: Stranger Things

it ended really good. great pacing and emotional moments.
After season 1 I stopped watching due to bad reviews but after season 4 ended I caught up and while season 2 wasn't my fav I really did come back strong and tell a really amazing story.
#strangerThings #tv

@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-01-01 17:37:39

#Zeteo

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2025-12-01 00:01:20

I cannot tell you how embarrassing it is that I failed #Whamageddon BEFORE DECEMBER

@grindcrank@fnordon.de
2025-12-31 23:06:29

“And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last
I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself
To hold on to these moments as they pass”
🎶
Mit diesen Worten von Adam Duritz begrüße ich euch alle zu 2026.

@nfdi4culture@nfdi.social
2026-02-02 15:46:33

🚀 Auf unserer Culture Knowledge Base ist kürzlich die 20. Handreichung erschienen!

In "Social-Media-Forschung zu Rechtsextremismus und Demokratie: Bestandsaufnahme, Leitlinien und infrastrukturelle Bedarfe (2025)" sammelte Vincent Fröhlich im Rahmen der Eventreihe "Show & Tell – Social Media-Daten in der Forschungspraxis" Antworten von drei Projekten auf sieben Leitfragen des Arbeitskreises „Social Media-Daten“, welche systematisch ausgewertet wurden.

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 16:13:39

Lately I make a point to point out olfactory impressions which are more common in human areas (though it's impolite to tell people you can smell the tomato sauce on their pasta 40 feet away) -- these are much less common in the woods but this area in Shindagin Hollow has a definite scent of pine
#photo #photography

A narrow trampled path in the snow weaves behind numerous tall and thing evergreen stems -- can you smell it?
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-02-02 20:11:13

The #Artemis stack on the pad in a good image from the ISS: x.com/Astro_ChrisW/status/2018 - processed with IrfanView, using AutoAdjustColors and contrast adjustment. Meanwhile the Wet Dress Rehearsal is in trouble because of - you guessed it - a hydrogen leak. Since the updates on nasa.gov/blogs/missions/ have become super-sparse it's hard to tell how serious the problem is.

@joe@toot.works
2026-01-01 16:41:44

It has been two months, three weeks, and three days since I requested PSLF Buyback and it has been one month and two weeks since I was told "processing can take up to 90 business days" (over four months) but "there is currently a backlog and may take more time to process your request than usual."
All I want the Department of Education to do is tell me how much more money I owe them, so I can send them a check.

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-11-24 12:35:46

Lions' Jared Goff on Jahmyr Gibbs: 'You can tell the fear in the defense' when he gets the ball nfl.com/news/lions-jared-goff-

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 08:20:03

Terracotta Toddler
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-02 07:04:24

#Blakes7 Series B, Episode 10 - Voice from the Past
AVON: The human brain.
ORAC: Correct.
CALLY: A telepathic order was beamed to Blake to force him to reroute to that asteroid.
ORAC: As you yourself foresaw.
AVON: So tell us something new.

Claude Sonnet 4.5 describes the image as: "This is a close-up shot from what appears to be a British science fiction television production, likely from the late 1970s or early 1980s based on the video quality and aesthetic. The image captures an intense dramatic moment, with the camera positioned very close to the subject's face, emphasizing emotional intensity and gravitas.

Paul Darrow appears in character, displaying the kind of commanding presence he was known for in his television work. Hi…
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2025-12-29 15:21:24

Real friends call you out when you’re an asshole
They tell you when you’re wrong
They can help you confront your own biases
They stop you when you go too far
They tell you “no”
LLMs (“AI”) don’t do that cos they’re programmed to kiss your ass
Sex shops sell asskissing machines if you want one

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 18:21:03

Well, I'll tell ya... they're gonna need ALL the writers.
✅ xAI Wants to Hire Award-Winning Writers to Train Elon Musk's Stupid AI Chatbot
gizmodo.com/xai-wants-to-hire-

@sonnets@bots.krohsnest.com
2025-12-01 11:25:12

Sonnet 151 - CLI
Love is too young to know what conscience is,
Yet who knows not conscience is born of love?
Then, gentle cheater, urge not my amiss,
Lest guilty of my faults thy sweet self prove:
For, thou betraying me, I do betray
My nobler part to my gross body's treason;
My soul doth tell my body that he may
Triumph in love; flesh stays no farther reason,
But rising at thy name doth point out thee,
As his triumphant prize. P…

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2025-12-31 11:57:41

Every year I have this tradition of being extra honest for the last hours of the outgoing years. Ask me anything before my midnight via DM or publicly, and I’ll answer honestly and kindly. Or tell me something honest about yourself, and I’ll appreciate you for sharing <3

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-12-30 14:16:56

Sources: SoftBank has completed its $40B investment in OpenAI (Samantha Subin/CNBC)
cnbc.com/2025/12/30/softbank-o

@dnddeutsch@pnpde.social
2025-12-31 10:05:02

@… ich freue mich zwar wirklich über die Masse, die ich geschafft habe, aber ich finde es ist wichtiger, dassman überhaupt Spaß am Lesen hat. Und den hattest du offenbar auch!
Wie fandest du Nothing more to tell? Hab das mal auf meinen Merkzettel übernommen

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-12-30 21:09:49

What I want to know is: That's the "motherfucker index" before and after being sober.
Tell us the important stuff, people, come on!
noc.social/@todayilearned/1158

@davidaugust@mastodon.online
2026-01-01 16:16:33

"One day, the people that didn’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you."
—Johnny Depp
#acting #coaching #inspiration

@ripienaar@devco.social
2025-11-26 03:31:58

What They Don't Tell You About Maintaining an Open Source Project andrej.sh/blog/maintaining-ope

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-01-31 18:11:49

Why did nobody tell me you little lot were over here watching #gladiators?? I feel snubbed!
Only kidding. 👋🏻

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-11-24 08:13:24

"Dispensing false information in a confident tone, rather than offering no answer when none is readily available, is a major flaw of generative AI, experts say. An audit of the top 10 generative AI model... by the media literacy non-profit NewsGuard revealed that the non-response rates of chatbots went down from 31% in August 2024 to 0% in August 2025. At the same time, the chatbots’ likelihood of repeating false information almost doubled from 18% to 35%"

@pre@boing.world
2025-12-31 13:43:48

Health Stuff

Recovered somewhat from whatever that weird fit was at the end of last year.

NHS still has me on some sort of list I think, appointment might turn up next year. Last contact with them they were suggesting maybe November.
But the private treatment gave me the
MRI which
showed nothing weird and post-fit symptoms have been reducing.
Experimented with eating meat to see if that helped.
Tried eating meat for a month to see if it reduced the post-fit symptoms. Maybe it did? Tried vegetarian again and maybe it got worse?
Hard to tell with intermittent symptoms and a terrible memory.
Decided it's more likely to do good than harm (to me, entirely harm to the animals obviously), and eat meat till the end of the year.
While I'm better, I don't really feel fully recovered enough to want to change things so more meat next year I think.
One of those symptoms is that booze tolerance dropped to like zero. Very rarely had more than four pints in a day this year and very rarely more than one night a
week.
Much high number than the target there really.
Tripped over a guy-rope and fell onto the wrist.
Did two days of the festival and the drive home thinking it almost certainly wasn't broken and only confirmed it was when I got home and the hospital put it in a cast.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-31 17:35:47

Tell me you’re paying people to write positive reviews without telling me.
#melania #rottenTomatoes

Screenshot of Rotten Tomatoes showing that the “documentary” Melania has 6% from critics  and 99% from “the general public”z
@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-11-29 23:34:20

Voice authentication???
I would not trust the basic competence of any org doing that. Facial recognition is bad enough.
Part of this is that I’m whatever the voice equivalent is to face-blindness. I don’t believe that such a thing as a “voice print” can exist. I can tell the difference between Neil Young and Bob Dylan, but any more similar and I’m lost.

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-11-28 18:37:12

Pipeline projects such as the one being promoted by Carney and Smith typically end having to skirt the Hecate Strait (see paddlingmag.com/stories/column) after hitting saltwater at Kitimat (see

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-11-23 23:30:58

Tell Poland to Ban Cruel Fur Farming! idausa.org/campaign/wild-anima

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2025-11-28 15:38:36

for black friday I took 20% of the words off of my blog but I won’t tell you which ones

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-02 22:20:18

President Coups-a-lot
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-03 06:19:00

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Shy One:
🎵 I Can Tell (feat. George Riley)
#ShyOne
shyone.bandcamp.com/track/i-ca
open.spotify.com/track/252tNXh

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-31 22:10:36

Minn. Somali-run day care bizarrely reports their documents were stolen in mysterious break-in -- but cops tell a different story (Chris Nesi/New York Post)
nypost.com/2025/12/31/us-news/
memeorandum.com/251231/p76#a25

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-31 01:41:16

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Celeste:
🎵 Time Will Tell
#Celeste
womanoffaces.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/6twIIS0

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-31 00:25:52

If you're a YouTuber or have some other platform, please take a hint from Technology Connections and tell the truth to your audience.

@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-02-01 01:28:14

#CenterForBiologicalDiversity



Both Quikscript and Shavian were essentially the results of a design competition,
sponsored--posthumously--by playwright George Bernard Shaw,
who laid out the terms in his will.
Shaw wanted someone to create an ideal phonetic alphabet for English that trumped Pitman shorthand.
British designer Ronald Kingsley Read, a finalist in the 1960s competition, designed both Quikscript and Shavian, the latter being named in Shaw's honor

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-02 09:20:14

Pathetic Pol Pot
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-01-24 15:35:42

John Harbaugh on relationship with Lamar Jackson: 'Ask him, he'll tell you. We love each other' nfl.com/news/john-harbaugh-on-

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-02-01 03:23:33

@… hello. tell me why you choose this instance!

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-03 16:17:06

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Nas:
🎵 It Ain't Hard To Tell
#Nas
different-circle.bandcamp.com/
open.spotify.com/track/0ZqGRpJ

@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-02-01 17:05:56

One positive thing about the rise of LLMs is that I can look at the social media profiles of people defending the reputations of their favourite billionaires and tell myself they're probably AI.
(Which is a twist on the "NPC" rhetoric some use to apply to real people.)

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-01-30 18:25:51

Anthropic expands its agentic plugins, which let enterprise users automate department-specific workflows, from Claude Code to its new general-use tool Cowork (Lucas Ropek/TechCrunch)
techcrunch.com/2026/01/30/anth

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-03 00:20:14

Hitler's Herpe
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

Hi, it’s Al Franken.
I don’t usually send messages like this, so I’m hoping you’ll read to the end for a GREAT story. 
Before that, though, I want to tell you about Peggy Flanagan.
She is unbelievably great and she’s running to keep Minnesota’s Senate seat blue. 
Her end-of-month fundraising deadline is tonight so I’ll get to the point: Please donate now. 

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-26 23:30:49

ICE Shootings Are Freaking Out the GOP. They're Afraid to Tell Trump. (Jonathan Martin/Politico)
politico.com/news/magazine/202
memeorandum.com/260126/p129#a2

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-29 17:31:53

If anything is “de-escalated” in Minneapolis, nobody here can tell.

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-03 06:20:15

Donvict
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-29 15:20:03

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
The Belair Lip Bombs:
🎵 Don’t Let Them Tell You (It’s Fair)
#TheBelairLipBombs
thebelairlipbombs.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/26KmETJ

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-01-31 07:22:01

#Blakes7 Series D, Episode 05 - Animals
JUSTIN: I can't help you either, the animals smashed my transmitter system when they broke out. All I've got left is my intercom. Anyway, tell me about yourself.
DAYNA: Well, I'm one of a small group fighting the Federation. We've got a base, we're gathering equipment and we're looking for allies. We're also tryin…

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-03 06:45:38

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #Afrodeutsche
Sassy 009:
🎵 Tell Me (feat. Blood Orange)
#Sassy009
sassy009.bandcamp.com/track/te
open.spotify.com/track/1pDiRrL

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-27 16:28:25

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Factory Floor:
🎵 Tell Me
#FactoryFloor
factoryfloor.bandcamp.com/albu
open.spotify.com/track/3wE1c11

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-11-23 14:30:32

Meet the AI workers who tell their friends and family to stay away from AI (Varsha Bansal/The Guardian)
theguardian.com/technology/202
memeorandum.com/251123/p17#a25

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-03 18:34:56

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #TheCraigCharlesFunkAndSoulShow
Martha Veléz:
🎵 Tell Mama
#MarthaVeléz
nova24h.bandcamp.com/track/tel
open.spotify.com/track/5VPO42t

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-01 04:20:03

Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 20:20:04

Absolute Cock-Juggling Numpty
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-26 10:09:45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #JazzTheatre
Sun Ra:
🎵 Daddy's Gonna Tell You No Lie
#SunRa
sunrastrut.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/25w1nwt

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 02:20:03

Donvict
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45