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@dde@social.tchncs.de
2024-11-29 05:37:02

Linkdump 48/2024 – #fundstücke

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-29 11:06:44

this is genuinely half of chinafake repairing

a greentext reading:
> fix split gear
> put chinafake back together
> doesn't move right
> look inside
> split gear
below this is a picture of a cat staring at the camera.
@gharbeia@mastodon.social
2024-11-26 09:24:07

Bluesky users:
Follow the robot @ap.brid.gy to let friends in the Fediverse (Masodon et al.) follow you.
Or allow the reception of messages from "everyone" in your account's settings.

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-29 09:27:44

Reminder that if you know anyone who uses bsky but not the fediverse, they can still follow our account! bsky.app/profile/ChinafakeWiki

@stephane_klein@social.coop
2024-11-20 17:05:53

J'ai testé l'offre "Apple Silicon" de #Scaleway
notes.sklein.xyz/2024-11-20_11
Cela fonctionne bien 🙂

@Dragofix@mastodontti.fi
2024-11-21 21:27:15

(2021) Eläintalous on ilmastokriisin tikittävä aikapommi, mutta siihen on yksinkertainen ratkaisu: kasvisruoka ja keinoliha – Ruoan vallankumous näyttää jo alkaneen #eläinoikeudet #eläintuotanto

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-28 10:44:09

turn of the century chinafakes are something else

A chinafake toy gun that resembles Harry Potter on a broomstick with an owl. One of his hands is pointing at something, and is very large and made out of translucent green plastic with an LED inside. The whole thing is very off-looking, has a weird paint job, and Harry's face is that of an eldritch horror. The whole toy is covered in  minor damage from wear (scratches, paint worn down, etc) and small amounts of grime and dirt here and there, presumably from storage.
A slightly more zoomed-out image of the same toy.
The other side of the toy, which is identical albeit mirrored. It has speaker holes and a model number of "NO.918-20" molded into it.
A close up of the initial side of the toy, but focused more on the lower half and battery compartment this time.
@KraftTea@mastodon.social
2024-12-18 05:11:47

Russian had his unit owned by a baba yaga.
Bugging out.
h/t: wartranslated

@dankeck@a11y.social
2024-11-22 18:05:44

AI chatbots are like that one uncle you see at Thanksgiving. Over his life he became a true expert in something, say, ice sculptures, and can speak with authority on it. But he's convinced he should speak with authority on any subject at all — medicine, law, business, how rainy it will be next spring — stating with 100% certainty things he heard or made up.
Many things he says are right, many are wrong, and you can't judge which is which from his words alone.

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2024-12-11 16:00:05

Mastering Rust's Error Handling: A Guide to Writing Reliable Code
Rust's error handling system is a cornerstone of the language's commitment to writing safe and reliable code. As a Rust developer, I've come to appreciate the power and flexibility it offers. The system is designed to make error cases explicit, ensuring that developers consider and handle potential failure scenarios. […]
🦀

@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-19 15:05:36

“Dangerous Coats” by Sharon Owens
Someone clever once said
Women were not allowed pockets
In case they carried leaflets
To spread sedition
Which means unrest
To you & me
A grandiose word
For commonsense
Fairness
Kindness
Equality
So ladies, start sewing
Dangerous coats
Made of pockets & sedition

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-28 02:12:25

"yeah just blur em out it'll be fine"

a selection of various mechanical warrior chinafakes (resembling robot octopi) including Spider-Man variants. the faces of the Spider-Man versions are blurred out.
@gharbeia@mastodon.social
2024-11-22 12:33:17

لو لم أتهجأ اسم المتصفح "فَيَرْفُكْس" بالحركات القصيرة منذ 2008 يوم عرّبناه كاملا و ثَنْدَرْبِرْد أنا و @… في معرض عملنا على SiaB فكيف كان سيمكن اليوم تمييز الاسم العربي للطراز الفرعي فَيَرْفُكْس فُوكَس Firefox Focus!
هتان هما البرمجيتان الحرتان الوحيدتان المعرب اسمهما على هذا النمط، وسط مقاومة شديدة لاستعمال الحركات القصيرة في أوساط معربي البرمجيات.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-11 14:11:23

Series C, Episode 05 - The Harvest of Kairos
TARRANT: [To Dayna] Stay with him.
[Somewhere else on the Liberator]
blake.torpidity.net/m/305/276 B7B3

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image depicts a scene from the television series "Blake's 7." It features three characters in a futuristic, sci-fi setting with a greenish tint. The room is equipped with a modern chair and a transparent table. The characters appear to be having a tense interaction, suggesting a dramatic moment in the show. The series is known for its sleek, futuristic design and complex character dynamics."

Blakes7Bot, version 3.7.34.
@dde@social.tchncs.de
2024-11-20 05:37:02

BZ098 VUCA – buzzzoom.de/98/
Was bedeutet eigentlich VUCA?

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-05 17:11:03

The Xbox Year in Review is back, with your most memorable moments of 2024. Your personal look back at gaming has returned with brand new features. Relive your victories & unforgettable gaming feats.
#Xbox #YearinReview 2024 Is Here: Your Games, Your Stats, Your Look

@refuelai@sigmoid.social
2024-11-20 03:44:12

In 2017, Netflix got rid of its "5 star" rating system in favor of a simple thumbs up and thumbs down approach.
This decision fundamentally transformed their business. 🧵

screenshot of old netflix star ratings
@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-08 05:57:33

Maybe if I buy this flower a drink, it will tell me the secret to its optimism #bloomscrolling

A single newly bloomed white daisy in a bed of its dead and hibernating siblings, with mostly green and brown leaves.
@loleg@fosstodon.org
2024-11-05 10:46:38

"Hey, gran'kids, did you know there was a time when the AI was just *a part of* the game engine - not the *other* way around? ..." 👴 #DecartEtched #Minecraft #gameinAI

Screenshot of a video game hallucinated inside of an AI engine. A title above reads "Everything you see is AI generated in real-time by Decart and Etched". You can see a red flower in the middle of a green grassy field with mountains in the back, and a Minecraft-style inventory and health indicators at the bottom, as well as a summary of controls.
@gharbeia@mastodon.social
2024-11-20 13:10:44

There's hope in Berlin

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-11 10:51:14

Series B, Episode 05 - Pressure Point
BLAKE: We'll pull out. Give it another hour.
[Inside the Security station]
blake.torpidity.net/m/205/168 B7B2

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2024-12-07 08:00:05

"WATCH ROOM" (2020)
Three maverick computer scientists work to develop human-friendly artificial intelligence within the safety of a virtual reality environment... until the AI learns it's at risk of being shutdown.
🎬 vimeo.com/383913383

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-26 23:40:08

get dunked upon

A Matrix moderation bot touting its ban of two nearly identical "prbg sakie" spam accounts.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-05 05:25:30

Integrating w/ features like Secure Boot & Windows Hello for Business, TPM 2.0 enhances security by ensuring that only verified software is executed & protecting confidential details.
It’s true that its implementation might require a change for your organization. Yet it represents an important step toward more effectively countering today’s intricate security challenges.
✅ TPM 2.0 – a necessity for a secure & future-proof Windows 11 -

@tjorim@mstdn.social
2024-11-01 05:19:16

F*ck the feedback loop from hell #the_subtle_art_of_not_giving_a_f

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-09 07:10:05

#Blakes7 Series A, Episode 02 - Space Fall
BLAKE: Yes! We're all right. But we're still checking.
LEYLAN: Stay in contact, Blake.
blake.torpidity.net/m/102/628

@freelancer0111@norden.social
2024-11-09 20:05:47

Warum genau wird jetzt die wirklich nette Konzert-Aktion zum #mauerfall35 im #rbb versteckt und im Ersten läuft ein Krimi? Der #Mauerfall war nicht nur in

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-26 21:14:12

Our Matrix chat is now back! It was gone due to some moderation issues, but those have been resolved and it is now back online with Discord messages being bridged again! Check it out at matrix.to/#/#chinafakes:matr

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2024-12-04 05:40:08

[ February 21, 2025] Conference or similar: On Morality and Revelation: A book symposium on Amir Saemi's Morality and Revelation in Islamic Thought and Beyond (OUP, 2024) philevents.org/event/show/1298

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-26 09:38:27

Welcome! You've reached the official Fediverse (or Bluesky) account of the Chinafake Wiki at chinafake.wiki! We specialize in creating a database of bootleg and generic toys from China. (ever been to one of those small dollar stores that isn't part of a chain?) Visit us at

@dankeck@a11y.social
2024-11-05 12:22:43

#A11y #Accessibility

Boardroom meme. Five people in business clothes sit at a rectangular table. The boss at the head of the table says angrily, "Must make website accessible." One employee smiles and suggests "Alternate accessible version." A second replies, "Buy an overlay." At the end, a smug looking guy in a polo shirt leans on the table with his head on his hand. He says "Fix our HTML." The boss looks at him angrily, and the guy smiles back smugly. In the final frame, the smug guy has been thrown out the windo…
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-09 21:12:12

Series A, Episode 05 - The Web
VILA: All I said was what do you think of the outfit.
ZEN: Repair monitors report explosive device attached to primary power channel.
blake.torpidity.net/m/105/95 B7B5

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image appears to depict a scene from a science fiction setting, possibly on a spaceship or futuristic environment. A woman is in the foreground, wearing a metallic-looking green outfit with distinctive shoulders. Behind her, in the background, is a man who seems to be gesturing or speaking, dressed in a tunic-like outfit. The architecture includes angled walls, contributing to the futuristic ambiance.

Michael Keating and Jan Chappell were actors in the Bri…
@gharbeia@mastodon.social
2024-11-07 15:05:23

@…
We did it!
My, and your, first bridge between Mastodon and Bluesky, via @bsky.bird.gy@bsky.bird.gy
May our two federations prosper.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-09 07:52:03

#Blakes7 Series C, Episode 05 - The Harvest of Kairos
TARRANT: Wait. Wait. Wait, on the turn... Easy now...
[Space Command]
blake.torpidity.net/m/305/308 B7B1

@gharbeia@mastodon.social
2024-11-08 13:26:35

Lina Khan will be missed.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-06 11:01:53

Series C, Episode 05 - The Harvest of Kairos
TARRANT: The harvest week ended twelve hours ago. Whatever goes on down here is about to start.
DAYNA: If it hasn't started already.
blake.torpidity.net/m/305/432 B7B2

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image shows a group of five people standing together in a forest setting during what appears to be autumn, as evidenced by the fallen leaves on the ground. They are dressed in futuristic or sci-fi-themed costumes, suggesting a scene from a television show or film. The clothing features distinctive styles and patterns typical of a speculative or space-themed setting.

The individuals are closely grouped, looking in the same direction, possibly engaged in con…
@gharbeia@mastodon.social
2024-11-07 16:36:10

@… @… @…
and other

@relcfp@mastodon.social
2024-12-05 00:29:11

[ April 25, 2025 - April 27, 2025] Conference or similar: Digital Worlds Workshop philevents.org/event/show/1292

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-08 07:27:49

#Blakes7 Series B, Episode 05 - Pressure Point
BLAKE: Just get started on the door. [Avon fires again and starts to run but trips and falls.]
BLAKE: Avon! [The wires grow toward each other.]
blake.torpidity.ne…

@gharbeia@mastodon.social
2024-11-07 16:32:10

Isn't the #fediverse actually a confederacy; a #confediverse?
Autonomous nodes with no central government.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-08 07:06:34

#Blakes7 Series D, Episode 05 - Animals
DAYNA: He isn't interested in offers. He doesn't want Federation help or any help. He just wants to be left alone.
SERVALAN: He can't be left alone. Surely you can see that. You have his affection, yes? He trusts you. Then all you do is go and tell him to do a deal with us.

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-07 13:48:03

Series B, Episode 05 - Pressure Point
JENNA: Avon. Good luck.
AVON: Put us down, Cally.
blake.torpidity.net/m/205/302 B7B3

@gharbeia@mastodon.social
2024-11-04 21:43:48

Frank Kunert, Wunderland, Live-Übertragung
frank-kunert.de

Minature photography work by Frank Kunert titled Live-Übertragung from his collection Wunderland. We see a toilet through an open door in a mezzanine, with its drain connected to the back of a TV set in the living room below.
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-06 21:44:40

Series B, Episode 05 - Pressure Point
AVON: [Completes his dash with Gan catching him. Places his hand on Blake's arm.] Thank you.
BLAKE: [To Vila] How long?
blake.torpidity.net/m/205/449 B7B5

ChatGPT4 describes the image as: "The image appears to be a scene from a science fiction television show with four men dressed in futuristic or fantasy-style outfits. The setting looks like an outdoor location with greenery and a brick or stone wall in the background, suggesting a moment of action or tension. The men seem focused or alerted by something off-camera, and one of them is holding a weapon, which adds to the intensity of the scene. This context suggests they might be involved in a su…
@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-19 20:25:13

do it

A bootleg tumbling car toy with a dog face. A speech bubble saying "MAKE A U-TURN!!" has been crudely added to the image, likely in Microsoft Paint.
@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-16 00:08:27

apple bottom jeans,

The box of a chinafake weaving and bead kit called "Weaves With The Bead".
@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-07 00:23:31

We are committed to ensuring the Chinafake community will always be a safe space for everyone, no matter what.
Trans Lifeline: (877) 565-8860
Crisis lifeline: text START to 741-741
The LGBT youth line: (800) 246-7743
Mental health support in general: 988

@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-30 05:10:17

Chinafake tip: if you visit chinafake.wiki frequently or have it bookmarked/favorited, you might be able to search it in Safari on iOS by adding "chinafake" before your search query! Try it out!

A screenshot of the search bar in Safari on iOS. Entered into the search box is "chinafake funny crawl spider". The top search suggestion is "Search chinafake.wiki for 'funny crawl spider'".
@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-02 02:32:49

A new picture of the Evilstick (#Evilstick

A picture of an Evilstick in its packaging with the foil and image behind it removed. There is a second image behind the first, but it has been punched in so it is not fully identifiable.
@ChinafakeWiki@mastodon.social
2024-11-02 01:56:13

raw, unbridled comedy

Discord user "(Miracle) Thunder" says: Mmm, low bitrate smile.dk songs
Below this, another user posts a picture containing a speech bubble coming from a chinafake phone (the kind which normally play Butterfly), so that it appears that the above message is being said by the phone.