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@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 06:06:56

This poor dude has to explain what transpired on an absolute freakshow of an #online #date and... wow.
I mean, I've had some bad ones in my single years but OMG SO CRINGE LMAO

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-12-06 21:04:48

FYI Nashville folks, the Winter Solstice Celebration at Warner Parks requires registration this year (due to high turnout). Register now before it books up! warnerparks.org/event/winter-s

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-07 20:58:28

Just came back from Las Vegas & had a really great time doing everything I wanted to do including everything at Area15. Sure glad I didn't miss any----- WHAT THE @#$% THE CRYSTAL METHOD PERFORMING LIVE GODDAMMIT
area15.com/events/tcmxritm/?ev

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 08:54:31

Which kid would you want?
#kids #humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 06:35:43

There's 3 types of people in this world:
1️⃣ Baffled folks with closed mindsets, completely clueless & scared of AI
2️⃣ Loud, untrained self-proclaimed experts who complain about AI more than they learn about it
3️⃣ Educated #AI users quietly & rapidly getting things done w/ a wry smile

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 04:06:33

Well, my #Fallout #Vault33 #Backpack arrived.
NGL, I don't think this is worth $200. (Maybe $120 but it's just a backpack.) Out side of the design, flannel blanket & the water contain…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 22:49:20

I posted the assortment of tools I've found for #Bluesky in this post including 3rd pty Bluesky clients, list/starter pack mgmt tools, Twitter migration tools & statistics reports. (Also the #Microsoft #StarterPacks

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 18:47:55

Join us for an exciting episode of Tech Odyssey where we dive into stock market mastery using AI &proven strategies!
✅ Master Stocks Using AI & Proven Strategies w/ Ryan Metcalf - 9 Dec, 2024 | 9:00AM-9:40AM PST
developer.microsoft.com/en-us/

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 20:04:25

My #Fallout #PipBoy sits on my desk & makes me happy just seeing its old green monochrome display.
I play #KEarth 101.1 on its built-in FM radio & it takes me back to my childhood, listening…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 19:39:01

Dad joke, baby.
#humor

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 09:23:31

So a HUGE box showed up at my doorstep.
It's the pre-order of my #XboxSeriesX #IndianaJones & the #GreatCircle - Collector's Edition.
It's the size of a small r…

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 07:57:59

Dude gets so into #DepecheMode live & NAILS everything I love.
DM fans ALL know Dave Gahan's act during #EnjoyTheSilence but watching it thru a new eyes is awesome.
"FIRST TIME HEARING 'Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence'" -

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 04:33:30

In celebration of #Microsoft Corporation officially joining #BlueSky (per Comms Director, Frank X. Shaw)...
...here's a "Microsoft Product Group" Starter Pack of about 15 accounts so far. (I expect a lot more tomorrow. 😁)

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-27 06:25:02

I think my daughter gets me. A for accuracy. Also, the disco ball is a nice touch.

Drawing of a skeleton, with it's eyes falling out, scratches and blood on it's skull, but happily listening to music on some headphones.
@isewvinyl@sunny.garden
2024-11-21 14:57:06

Don’t be a sucker!
I love the National Archives
youtu.be/vGAqYNFQdZ4

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 01:27:33

"I have a girlfriend"? This dude is the most savage piano player ever. 🤣
#humor #piano

@luana@wetdry.world
2024-12-13 02:37:08

Now make her lesbian

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 01:24:19

K-Mart ads. Yeah, these were real, y'all, but they got their marketing in gear too late. 😢
#kmart #TVads #humor

@dde@social.tchncs.de
2024-12-11 08:34:40

Ich lese gerade in einem Newsletter, "85 % der Personaler berichten, dass sie kaum noch qualifizierte Kandidaten finden. "
Das kann man auch umdrehen, "85 % der Kandidaten berichten, dass sie kaum noch mit qualifizierten Personalern Kontakt haben".

@nakatsubyjna@socel.net
2024-11-20 15:19:23

Bag making in progress. Joining ends to bodies for some tube/duffel shaped purses. Drinking tea, settling into the studio, and getting on with it #handmade #sewing #bagsewing

Parts for a vinyl bag being assembled, blue, red, green pieces, and a finished black and white tube duffel shaped purse
Orange, blue, and red vinyl bag pieces being assembled into a star tube duffel shaped purses. Plier stapler and blue handles pliers.
Assembling parts for a star tube/duffle shaped vinyl bag, with plier stapler and pliers. Orange, red, and blue vinyl pieces.
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-08 07:06:34

#Blakes7 Series D, Episode 05 - Animals
DAYNA: He isn't interested in offers. He doesn't want Federation help or any help. He just wants to be left alone.
SERVALAN: He can't be left alone. Surely you can see that. You have his affection, yes? He trusts you. Then all you do is go and tell him to do a deal with us.

@dpl@muenchen.social
2024-12-08 06:13:36

happy 2nd coming

@schtobia@augsburg.social
2024-12-20 06:08:23

#pastpuzzle 259
🟩🟩🟩🟥 (-1)
🟩🟩🟩🟥 ( 1)
🟩🟩🟩🟥 (-3)
🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0)
4/4 🟩
pastpuzzle.de
was für ein Rumgerate. 🙄

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-18 06:21:43

OK, that was a lot of soldering #diysynth

A circuit board for a project partially finished at least 296 sold during joints completed
@luana@wetdry.world
2024-12-08 18:02:22

I remember someone mentioning a software that could read a Mastodon export archive and host your toots and stuff in a webpage
Does anyone know the name or something?

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2024-11-08 20:47:50

Series B, Episode 06 - Trial
BLAKE: Yes ... I don't suppose you know how to speed up the timer on a hom- [Sees that Zil is out of earshot] - homing beacon? Yeah. [He straightens up and starts after her. Zil has collapsed.] Zil, what's wrong?
ZIL: Zil is lost. [The ground opens near her. Blake scoops her up and walks off with her.] The Host will take...

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-18 06:17:45

Still up? Go check out the moon. 🌕 The bright object nearby is Jupiter, a gas giant planet 385,650,657 miles away from Earth (as of 10 minutes ago). #lookUp

A picture of the sky, including a low line, cloud bank melting into the moon. A bright object in shines brightly to the right
@nakatsubyjna@socel.net
2024-11-16 21:13:33

The Blue Genie Art Bazaar opened yesterday November 15 and runs through December 24 at 6100 Airport Blvd 10am-10pm every day (10-6 December 24) bluegenieartbazaar.com #nakatsubyjna #handmade #vinylbags nakatsubyj…

Vending booth display of brightly colored vinyl purses and bags by Nakatsu by JNA Designs
Vending booth display of brightly colored vinyl purses and bags by Nakatsu by JNA Designs
Vending booth display of brightly colored vinyl purses and bags and belts by Nakatsu by JNA Designs
Vending booth display of brightly colored vinyl purses and bags by Nakatsu by JNA Designs
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 22:55:22

Paging #GenX. They're baaaaack!
#phenomena #muppets #sandrabullock

@luana@wetdry.world
2024-12-08 16:20:05

Hey!
Just migrated here from @…, if u got a follow request then that's why :ablobcatattention:
I'll make an introduction toot soon, and am figuring out how to do all the account migration stuff ^-^

@n8foo@macaw.social
2024-11-15 06:22:37

Couch jammin with the LXR-02 and a brown drink

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2024-12-06 01:15:24

Wanna see the finals of the #Microsoft #Excel #Collegiate #Championships? (