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@SREWeekly@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-18 02:29:59

SRE Weekly Issue #517 is out! sreweekly.com/sre-weekly-issue

@cheeaun@mastodon.social
2026-04-19 00:50:39

#Fedle #10 6/6
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fedle.fedilab.app/share/301

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-17 15:11:10

Sparky summing up the weekend. I could really use some sun and warmth to work up a bit of vroom. #catsofmastodon

A young tabby and white cat lies (moulting) on a human who's wearing black. Sparky is lying on his side along the human legs, nose facing in, with a little smile on his face. Look at his one gingery tabby trouser 💙
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-05-19 06:45:46

Q&A with Steven Soderbergh about using AI to visualize 10% of his John Lennon documentary after running out of "time and money", facing a backlash, and more (Jake Coyle/Associated Press)
apnews.com/article/john-lennon

@aka_pugs@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 22:52:40

University of Texas Computation Center with a CDC 1604 and 160. From a general brochure, 1961/2.
Later they had CDC 6600 and 6400.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-18 05:16:31

this was actually pretty funny (fuck microsoft and lg, though... and never connect smart tvs to the internet) youtube.com/watch?v=Q9uefFYe6bM

@benny@norden.social
2026-06-17 17:00:03

Kannibalisierung heißt nicht immer: merge 301. 🏗
Manchmal willst du beide Seiten. Letzter Shop-Rewrite: ein Haupt-Hub als Gateway, ein Themen-Sub-Hub darunter, mehrere klar abgegrenzte Facetten-Kategorien. Produkte, die auf mehrere Seiten gepasst hätten, per Link-Handoff exklusiv einer Seite zugewiesen – kein doppeltes Beschreiben.
Architektur statt Löschung.
#SEO

@jswright61@ruby.social
2026-07-18 11:34:02

July 18, 2026
161 points • No mistakes
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#4x3 #WordPuzzle

@Europablog@mastodon.social
2026-07-17 20:49:33

15. Juli: Europäischer Gedenktag für die weltweiten Opfer der Klimaerwärmung
europa.blog/de/15-juli-europae

@totientfunction@mathstodon.xyz
2026-06-18 17:01:48

> Willkommen im Netz von SWISS GSM [...] Daten: 11,26 EUR/MB [...]
Datendiebstahl mal anders :P

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-07-18 10:18:28

RE: mastodon.social/@langtales/116
If you find this interesting: Help us transcribe this historic culinaric vocabulary!

@elisabeth_p@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-18 13:39:34

'Auf der anderen Straßenseite' #FotoVorschlag
#photography #fotografie

Eine bunt bemalte Wand, davor zwei getrennt gehende Personen, beide mit Kopfbedeckung und beide tragen eine Einkaufstasche um ihre recht Schulter.
@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-05-18 13:37:25

Briefly delighted to learn that one of the cable-laying vessels mentioned in this piece, was previously named "Clark Cable".
keystone-collective.org/greece

@wischekurier@mastodon.social
2026-05-19 08:32:22

aktuelles #Wetter #Behrendorf #Wische 19-05-2026 10:20
Temperatur: (min: 8,3C) 13,7C (max: 14,1C)
Feuchte: 85%
Luftdruck: 1017,8 hPa (langsam steigend)
Windrichtung: 294 Grad
W…

@tschundler@leds.social
2026-07-18 18:01:34

RE: mathstodon.xyz/@mjd/1169412760
To me the most important quote there is:
> In biology class, biology wasn’t presented as a quest for the secrets of life. The textbooks wrung out the questing. [...] We were just given their conclusion…

@gevoel@mastodon.green
2026-06-12 13:10:55

Met de #trike de nieuwe fietssnelweg wat verder verkend. Heen en terug naar fietsknoop 6. 18 km. Veel wind. Heerlijk fietsen. #regel17

geen auto's meer
het steile zand
brug naar Zeewolde
polderland
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-18 02:18:53

no need to visit canada, canada is visiting us
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2i45

@realmurphy@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-19 11:59:39

www.maptap.gg June 19
95🏅 98🔥 95🏆 95🏅 95🏆
Final score: 953
1. x: 2,453 pts, 1,062 km, 45 sec, 0 steps
2. x: 2,647 pts, 949 km, 1 min, 44 sec, 0 steps
3. x: 2,828 pts, 850 km, 41 sec, 0 steps
4. x: 4,588 pts, 128 km, 54 sec, 0 steps
5. x 2,075 pts, 1,312 km, 2 min, 45 sec, 0 steps
Total: 14,591 pts, 4,301 km, 6 min, 49 sec, 0 steps
TimeGuessr #1115 — 45,188/50,000
1️⃣ 🏆9585 - 📅3y - 🌍738.8 m
2️⃣ 🏆8887 - 📅5y - 🌍648.7 m
3️⃣ 🏆8832 - 📅…

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-05-14 17:40:56

Loving the new game @…
#Ente #DuckyDash

@avstockhausen@fedihum.org
2026-06-10 11:35:02

Bookmarked: Open Science Network #Fediverse Reclaim scientific discourse with federated digital spaces where researchers shape their own conversations, data, and collaborations

@fgraver@hcommons.social
2026-07-16 17:34:26

Westworld: It’s All Fun and Games Until the Robots Start Shooting - Reactor reactormag.com/westworld-its-a

@jswright61@ruby.social
2026-07-18 10:30:27

Wordle 1,855 4/6 for 18 July, 2026 #LeftWordle
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1. Nothing. (168 answers remain after guess.)
2. Nothing. (20 answers remain after guess.)
3. 3rd & 5th wrong. (2 answers remain after guess.)
4. Won! (0 answers remain after guess.)
#Wordle

@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social
2026-06-13 12:59:28

Another great Peter Girnus post:
Text in link:
x.com/gothburz/status/20656013

@underdarkGIS@fosstodon.org
2026-06-13 18:10:24

@… is the "More OGC APIs" section on dive.pygeoapi.io/standards/#mo a sort of todo list / roadmap or are some of the standards t…

@shaman007@mastodon.andreybondarenko.com
2026-05-16 22:04:20

Lubo Kristek last performance #brno #brnocity #zidenice

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-05-18 17:07:13

Had to get rid of some ants in the garden. My daughter was not pleased about this deathly maneuver but accepted it if we also set up grave stones for the ant’s memorial!
So if you need some crafts gravestones you know where to look for!
#RIP Ants

Table from above with printed out gravestones with RIP written on them. Those are then glued to toilet paper rings so they can stand. You can also see glue stick, scissors and my daughters hand putting stuff together
@samerfarha@mastodon.social
2026-06-07 14:59:28

28°C and getting hotter so why not do a 9km walk? Figs were my reward. I should just go lie down, or maybe float in the pool.

Screenshot from the Fitness app showing a 9km walk with an average pace of 11’08”
A map of the walk
@seemannsmission@c.im
2026-05-14 08:44:21

Noch bis 15.5: bewerben:
Jobs (m/w/d) bei der Seemannsmission
- Fundraising
- Projektassistenz international
- Büro & Buchhaltung (Teilzeit)
alle Stellen in Hamburg
Infos:
seemannsmission.org/

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-06-15 13:37:48

Kodak DC120 (kind of 1MP*, 1997)
*The camera has an extremely odd sensor size of 850x984 (non-square pixels??!), and only RawTherapee (open source photo editing app) opened it up in the full stored resolution of 840x968 (sensors usually have a few more pixels than the highest resolution a camera can store, it's complicated).
I converted to TIFF and stretched in Photoshop to proper aspect ratio; then edited with CameraRaw.
#ShittyCameraChallenge

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-18 20:26:57

I just got a spam email about "$350k LOC" and I was immediately like, "who's going to pay *$350k* per line of [computer programming] code that someone writes??"
Turns out it was about a $350k line of *credit*.

@elisabeth_p@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-19 08:42:06

'Unter der Brücke' #FotoVorschlag
#photography #fotografie Autobahnbrücken in Wien Heiligenstadt

Zwei Betonbrücken von unten betrachtet verlaufen in Form einer leichten S-Kurve fast parallel zueinander. Die Pfeiler wirken wie das Gewölbe in einer Kirche. Der Spalt zwischen den beiden Brücken ist schmal. Das Bild ist in schwarzweiß mit nur wenig Kontrasten.
@jswright61@ruby.social
2026-07-19 10:29:50

Wordle 1,856 3/6 for 19 July, 2026 #LeftWordle
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2. 1st, 2nd & 5th perfect. (1 answer remains after guess.)
3. Won! (0 answers remain after guess.)
#Wordle

@benny@norden.social
2026-06-15 17:30:04

302 statt 301 klingt nach Details – ist es aber nicht. 🚨
Bei einem Relaunch-Audit: 4.417 aktive 302-Redirects. Davon 341 mit nachweisbarem GSC-Traffic. 187 davon seit mindestens 12 Monaten als 302. Google behandelt die Quell-URLs weiter als primäre URLs – die Signale wandern nicht sauber zur neuen URL.
Prüf nach jedem Relaunch: curl -I auf die wichtigsten alten URLs. Taucht 302 auf, sofort auf 301 wechseln.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-18 07:17:43

Today I saw a lady in her 20s in a Trader Joe's (a shopper, not employee) listening to an ipod classic. I didn't actually believe my eyes at first.

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-04-19 12:24:47

RE: mastodon.social/@fussballingui
LOL

Ergebnisbildschirm meines Walomat-Endergebnis

AUSWERTUNG
Ihr Ergebnis
HÖCHSTE
ÜBEREINSTIMMUNG
Team Liegen lassen
40%
Du vertraust auf Schicksal, Trägheit und die
stille Autorität des Unveränderlichen. Für dich
ist nicht jede Katastrophe ein
Handlungsauftrag.
ALLE ERGEBNISSE
#1 Team Liegen lassen
40%
#2
Team Sprengen
21%
#3
Team Retten
7%
walo-mat.org
@avstockhausen@fedihum.org
2026-06-10 11:00:02

Bookmarked: Phillip B. Ströbel: Von der Pythia zu Python. Einführung in die Programmierung für die Geschichtsforschung #Jupyter

@Europablog@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 20:45:40

Rechtsextreme Europa-Abgeordnete aus Frankreich versucht muslimische Jugendorganisation unter Druck zu setzen. Von Jürgen Klute.
europa.blog/de/rechtsextreme-e

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-18 23:37:21

blah blah blah knicks blah blah trump blah blah "we should all not go to work and fucking take this country back"
(okay, now you've got my attention.)
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5o6k7

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-06-17 17:26:47

Portugal playing like the Simpsons idea of soccer!

season 9 GIF
@samerfarha@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 16:23:44

Achievement unlocked: scams in Icelandic. Can I haz citizenship???

A scam email in Icelandic telling me that I overpaid my taxes last year and will get a refund of ~42k ISK (~$500).
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-18 22:36:47

theintercept.com/2026/06/18/po
"THE JENUWINES SAID what they describe as John’s “execution” changed the way they look at law enforcement after having considered themselves generally supportive of police.&q…

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-06-17 14:26:33

“Based on all I’ve learned, Meta’s engineering culture is dead because leadership has made it clear that engineering at the company is a cost center.”
Brutal
newsletter.pragmaticengineer.c

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-18 20:21:15

8 years ago my (now 14yo) added me into the running for Father Of The Year with this document. #parenting

A kids paper labeled "my dad" at the top. In a child's scrawled handwriting, it says " the important thing about my dad is he lets me watch shows." It also mentions something barely legible about groups hugs and his sister, but then it reiterates about watching shows.
@Europablog@mastodon.social
2026-06-17 11:35:37

Dinant: Versöhnung nach mehr als einem Jahrhundert. Von Jürgen Klute.
#Dinant

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-18 17:04:06

RE: mastodon.social/@thisemailfind
small child or adult with bad back?

@elisabeth_p@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-17 09:31:51

Altes Glashaus gilt doch auch am Freitag, oder? #WindowFriday #FensterFreitag
#photography

Das gewölbte Dach eines alten Glashauses mit grünen Metallstreben.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-18 16:22:59

RE: beige.party/@the_etrain/116771
Now that we lost a war to Iran, we're poised to lose a war to algae.

@jswright61@ruby.social
2026-07-17 09:46:19

Wordle 1,854 3/6 for 17 July, 2026 #LeftWordle
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1. 2nd perfect. 1st wrong. (26 answers remain after guess.)
2. 1st, 2nd & 3rd wrong. (1 answer remains after guess.)
3. Won! (0 answers remain after guess.)
#Wordle

@Europablog@mastodon.social
2026-06-17 11:10:06

Dinant: Reconciliation after more than a century. By Jürgen Klute.
#Dinant

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-17 17:54:35

Signal requiring a phone number will never stop pissing me off.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-17 20:56:37

jesus fucking christ i hate living in hypercapitalistan

@elisabeth_p@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-17 13:27:42

'Wolken' #FotoVorschlag
#photography #fotografie

Wolken im blauen Himmel, links eher hohe Schleierwolken, links graue Gewitterwolken
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-17 20:48:45

"Hi I'm Penny, [business's] AI agent. How can I help you today?" fuck all the way off

@Europablog@mastodon.social
2026-06-17 10:58:36

Dinant: Verzoening na meer dan een eeuw. Door Jürgen Klute
#Dinant

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-18 05:28:22

I am very much looking forward to the new European phone requirements to spread to US phones. I'm so tired of phone repairs involving a heat gun and adhesive and a razor blade.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-18 04:23:11

When I first moved here six years ago, I complained and complained that I was in the middle of NYC and the only thing available here was fucking Spectrum (cable) with like 5-10mbit upload speeds. After an awful year of that, T-Mobile's 5g home internet stuff became available. It was finicky and the modem crashed/overheated all the time, but I could often get 100mbit upload speeds.
A year ago Verizon ran fiber down my street. On Monday, I'll finally get 300mbit up!

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-06-14 08:43:53

I have not seen my cousin for maybe 30 years (due to family bullshit I had no say in as a kid).
We met yesterday and I am delighted that she also has two kids and lives the exact same #ADHD parenting life with her partner as we do!
It sure does run in families!
The kids bonded after 2 seconds instantly and even talked about their medication at the end of the day. Amazing ho…

Ebon Moss-Bachrach Cooking GIF by The Bear
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-19 07:46:10

"hm, I wonder who this guy is who's running against my incumbent assembly member (in the democratic primary)? oh.. he ran as a republican *last year* against my city councilmember."
If only all choices were this easy! #VoteNYC

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-18 03:37:37

I can't get over how bad the docker ecosystem is.
"we provide a docker image, just use that!"
*install container image & run it - it doesn't work*
"oops, we didn't test it"

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-17 21:19:55

Fuckin' bike shop hours, man. Kids were up my butt all day, I finally get a few mins to look at the bike.. and I'm gonna need to get a bike shop to unseize the quick release skewer from the hub. But of course the bike shops all closed 15 mins ago at 5pm..

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-17 20:56:52

A: "My vintage 2020-era cornbread is moldy!"

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-05-16 18:14:17

Ordered a new hat!
Technically an out-of-game cosmetic upgrade.

A cartoon reptile wearing tie and hat greets the view by holding up the hat and putting it back down
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-17 20:46:06

RE: sfba.social/@dannyman/11659176
2026. New York State.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-17 17:53:17

A: "Can I interest you in a pocket taco?"
me: "A what?"
A: "I made an egg taco for [the 14yo]. He refused to eat it, but [the 8yo] said that she wanted it on her bike ride. So I put it in my pocket while I ran, but she didn't eat it."
me: "Yum."
A: "I'm frying it now."
I'd probably have starved to death by now if not for gross kid leftovers.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-17 17:31:51

RE: infosec.exchange/@kevinrothroc
The fastest way to end the war would be to stop attacking. This is true of the US/Israel and Iran, too.

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-05-17 09:55:15

After yesterday’s #ESC2026 I had to add two songs to my daughter’s Apple Music playlist. I’m looking forward to May/June replay at the end of the year!
Strength, honor and Bangaranga Ferto to us all!

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-19 01:37:17

RE: masto.nyc/@EthanHarp/116598628
It's impressive how well strikes work.
Just sayin'..

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-18 23:20:07

Android remains fucking awful.
I originally hated Android because I thought the UI/UX sucked. Admittedly that has improved in the past 2 decades, but since then my most frequent problem is "This is running some random Android version that I can't upgrade or change [because hardware locking & OEMs' crappy driver practices] , so I can't do this thing I need to do [like backing up to a webdav mount, or running some app that's built for newer android, or or or..]&q…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-17 03:27:23

It would be stupid to build a #CRBox with these RGB pc fans, right? amazon.com/ARCTIC-P12-Pro-RGB-

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-17 02:16:45

Okay, I thought it was AI-generated.. but apparently #Jimothy is real?? #Seattle

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-16 23:42:14

Burn down all fossil fuel infrastructure. #ClimateChange #WildfireSmoke #AQI

AQI map of the NYC area, showing the "best" spots with an AQI above 130 ("unhealthy for sensitive groups", but the vast majority of AQI sensors reading above 250 ("very unhealthy") and some in above 400 ("hazardous").
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-16 23:20:12

RE: social.ridetrans.it/@Andres4NY
I'm still so fucking irritated at this whole situation. I literally cannot find a phone that fits the criteria of "works with alternative roms" and "has a headphone jack…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-16 22:22:43

Back in 2020 (which is when this pic is from), you could put your laptop in a plate of ketchup and it wasn't a big deal. These days, there goes your life savings.

A close-up of the bottom of an opened laptop. Green and black removable ram with a sticker (which reads "crucial" "8GB DDR3L - 1600 SODIMM MAC") sits connected in a ram socket, surrounded by black plastic and a blue circuit board. On the sticker, and on the black ram chips, and on the black plastic and cuircit board there is a red gooey food substance smeared on it - likely ketchup. The food substance on the white sticker has a mesh or honeycomb appearance, as though it had been squeezed throug…
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-16 19:46:02

Do not appreciate being able to see the air. #NYC #Smoke

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-17 04:05:36

#ACAB #FTP bird.makeup/users/streetsblogn

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-17 03:27:17

Added Power Grips (pedal straps) to my wife's #Brompton. Not going to say it's my nicest work, but I'm hopeful that it'll hold. I only drilled holes through the plastic reflectors; the metal is all intact. I can change that later if needed. #BikeTooter

The right side pedal. The red Brompton is folded up (doesn't even really look like a bike), but the right crank has a normal-looking pedal with a black strap on it. The metal hardware attachment has screws going through the orange plastic reflector of the pedal.

The bike's on a white rug w/ black line pattern.
The opposite side of that same right pedal. You have a better view of the opposite side of the orange reflector, with nuts and washers attached to the bolts that go through it. The red folding bike it's attached to is just a jumble of stem, wheel, drivetrain, etc.
The left-side pedal (and behind it, the brompton logo on the red frame). The pedal is folded up so that it is parallel to the crank arm. The orange reflector is missing from the exposed side of the pedal. Of the two screws that held the reflector in, one is missing (just an empty screw hole), and the other is screwed into the end of the black Power Grip strap.
The other side of the left pedal. This time the pedal is unfolded (so it's perpendicular to the crank arm), and the plastic grey reflector mount is installed but only one side is screwed in. The orange reflector is actually missing, and underneath you can see the silver Power Grips attachment hardware. Though normally you'd have two screws holding the attachment hardware in, there's only one screw there; the grey reflector mount is on top of it, pinching it down to hold it in place. Essentially…
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-17 01:21:35

her: "I didn't know [the mini split] had a fan mode."
me: *points to button on remote*
me: "See where it says 'fan only'?"
her: "That's for my Only Fans"

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-16 23:38:14

I saw some post a few days ago about how men don't read or publicize women authors, and I just want to note that I am very much enjoying Meg Elison's The Book of the Unnamed Midwife (currently on the second book in the trilogy).

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-16 17:35:50

"hey you know what I want for fathers day? socks." I said, instantly turning a thousand years old

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-16 16:44:43

Explaining to the 8yo why it's so tricky to rock a rhyme that's right on time. Especially after I wake up and people take up mostly all of my time.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-16 15:09:30

The give-me-money-if-you-are-a-publicly-traded-company-otherwise-free software license

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-16 23:28:42

omg shito (ghanian salsa) is fucking delicious

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-16 22:23:49

Good afternoon #BikeNYC #BikeTooter. Gorgeous day out there, make sure you've got your official #NYC garbage bin before the June 1st deadline!

A blue midtail cargo bike (a Yuba Kombi with a battery and custom (Bafang BBS02) motor. Attached to the rear is a 45gal black garbage bin. Behind the bike, there's the world's shittiest bike rack, and the generic stone wall and windows of a big box hardware store.
An overhead shot of me over the bike. White-ish guy with a blue shirt, white helmet, glasses, and stubble. Behind me is the rear rack of the bike (and a pannier), dwarfed by the big garbage bin.
Another side view of the cargo bike, from the opposite side. A black pannier is attached to the rear rack, which has a ring (for kids to hold onto ) and a little black pad (for kid butts). A bungee is hooked between the metal bar of the garbage bin and the bottom of the bike, and another cord goes around the outside of the bin. The bin reads "trash". Bhine the bike, a red brick wall and foliage.
Front/side view of the bike, which is parked w/ the kickstand up. There's a black battery nestled between the down front tubes, a flat squat pannier (containing the garbage bin wheels and misc other stuff), and the bin on this side reads "New York City Dept Of Sanitation"
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-16 07:10:18

*buys used phone off ebay that is supposed to work w/ lineageos*
*can't unlock phone's bootloader without an "unlock token" from the manufacturer. and the manufacturer's site is broken*

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-16 04:48:03

RE: helvede.net/@jwcph/11692528678
This right here. If police or ICE are going to arrest you, they're going to arrest you. If they're going to shoot you, well, it was probably going to be you or someone just like you either way. But you do…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-16 02:33:14

RE: social.ridetrans.it/@Andres4NY
Sadly I've only made 2 of them for the house (I need to buy more PC fans), but I still use these filters. Here's why.
Currently, the outside AQI in Forest Park near my house …

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-15 23:32:38

This was great. youtube.com/shorts/6dBm5l5d7zo

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-15 23:01:21

Went to the store for a sleeping bag. Accidentally came out with a new bike for the 9yo..

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-15 22:10:18

I was biking near the queens zoo today, and adjusting the pedal-assist all the way up to 4 (which I never do). Thinking to myself, "Jesus fuck, is this headwind really that strong or is this heat just making me weak?"
I look over at the sidewalk, and someone is walking backwards to deal with the wind. "Oh, it's actually the headwind."
#BikeTooter

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-15 22:03:18

I was pretty annoyed earlier at the people having a BBQ next to the (Parks') playground on a wildfire smoke day.
But I reminded myself that the fucking cars everywhere in this city are so much worse, and literally raised the temperature around here today by at least a few degrees.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-15 18:30:49

lol, #FuckCars and the highly entitled morons who drive them. gothamist.com/news/bikes-get-a

“This is a highly populated area so if I need to get coffee or something like that, I can't just park somewhere,” he said. “If I could just go in real quick, three to five minutes to get something, that'd be fine.”

During the five minutes he parked in the bike lane a father and a small child on bikes swerved into a lane of traffic to go around his Jeep.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-15 17:35:41

RE: flipboard.com/@gothamist/gotha
Fascism with a friendlier face.
"I prioritize public safety" says the governor who i…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-16 04:30:24

😂
chaos.social/@North/1167564902

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-16 04:28:01

Iran whooped our asses

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-15 17:52:20

Basically we need to make transit free because our local government is too fucking dumb to figure out how to handle fares. #NYC #NY #MakePublicTransitFree

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-16 02:48:06

Oof, after 17 (very active) years, this bike fender really doesn't want to come off. #BikeNerdStuff

A rear (bicycle) drop-out, with a hand next to it. In the hand, a washer and a very rusty bolt that has a clean silver shear where it has broken in half. In the bike frame, there's a clean bolt (attached to a rack strut) and a bump next to it (with a lot of dirt) that is the other half of the broken bolt.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-15 23:55:41

8yo: "Can you believe this [slime] was just a puddle of glue when I started?"
me: "Did you have to add activator to it or something..?"
8yo: "No, I just kneaded it for a while."
me: "I get it. We all need to be needed sometimes."
8yo: *annoyed look*
8yo: "I've just about had enough of your dad jokes"
me: "Can you ever really get enough of dad jokes?"