@saraislet@infosec.exchangemore and more, I think some people could really use an Emergency Management Hologram who just pops up and says "Please state the nature of this management emergency — actually nevermind, that won't change my advice: please go talk to a therapist, and then talk to this person you were about to tell me about"
@aral@mastodon.ar.alFolks, Mohamed is scheduled for a verification call with us. Please help him if you can. https://mastodon.social/@Mohamed_Dawed/115391257122690419
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Telekinesis:
🎵 Please Ask For Help
#NowPlaying #Telekinesis
https://telekinesis.bandcamp.com/track/please-ask-for-help
https://open.spotify.com/track/1xfx5HZEY2iAE5pznOaZjl
@gedankenstuecke@scholar.social«Imagine a carpenter who couldn’t figure out how to adjust their table saw, or a surgeon who shrugged and said something like, “I’m just not a scalpel person.” We would never accept that. But in the field of knowledge work, “I’m just not a tech person” has become a permanent identity instead of a temporary gap to be filled»
Tech is partially to blame, but totally agree on the "permanent identity" bit of where people refuse to learn the tools of their trade
/HT @…
https://www.niemanlab.org/2025/12/please-learn-how-to-use-your-computer/
@NFL@darktundra.xyzNFL Week 16 picks against the spread: Please, Colts, end the Philip Rivers travesty https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6894779/2025/12/18/nfl-week-16-picks-predictions-betting-2025/
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io'murcans: I can't make it to protests today (health issue) but please go to there in numbers.
https://www.nokings.org/#map
@whitequark@mastodon.social"sir... sir this is my emotional support android build tree. please, i need these 200 GB of object files ;w;"
@rasterweb@mastodon.socialPlease share a link to your latest blog post!
@inthehands@hachyderm.ioSeveral of you have sent me very kind replies checking in about guilt / shame / my well-being.
Please don’t worry about me! I’m not in some kind of guilt spiral here. (“Shame” in the OP was too strong; “regret” would have been a better word.) I’m not beating myself up; I’m reflecting. I’m an engineer, and when something breaks or fails, I want to understand the failure so that I can help prevent similar failures in the future. Nobody’s perfect, but everyone can learn!
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@raiders@darktundra.xyzNFL Week 16 picks against the spread: Please, Colts, end the Philip Rivers travesty https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6894779/2025/12/18/nfl-week-16-picks-predictions-betting-2025/
@hex@kolektiva.socialPlease keep in mind that even DMs can become public under the right conditions and opsec accordingly.
@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social@… Please stop asking to follow me.
@cdarwin@c.imHeineman shared the message last night that her health was rapidly declining.
"It's time. According to my doctors. All further treatments are pointless," Heineman wrote.
"So, please donate so my kids can create a funeral worthy of my keyboard, Pixelbreaker! So I can make a worthy entrance for reuniting with my one true love, Jennell Jaquays."
Game developers have begun sharing their own condolences and remembrances in the wake of Heineman's death
@fgraver@hcommons.socialSom undervisningsleder ved den statsfinansierte filmutdanningen som refereres til i denne kronikken vil jeg gjŸre en ting klinkende klart: jeg stŸtter mine kolleger ved Kristiania 100% her. Denne foreslåtte innsnevringen fra NFI er kortsiktig og vil fŸre til mindre mangfold og fattigere norsk film.
Tilbake til dinosaurene, NFI? | Rushprint
@crell@phpc.social
@aardrian@toot.cafeI added 3 more pre-order options:
https://adrianroselli.com/2025/11/pre-order-digital-accessibility-ethics.html#CtA
If you have other suggestions, please share so I can update it. I tend to prefer non-Amazon options.
I also linked The S…
@CerstinMahlow@mastodon.acm.orgI clicked “notify reviewers”
May I just start vacationing right now, please?
@yaya@jorts.horsecan I please not get this team relegated
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scotFriends, of course we all hope the #ceasefire will hold. Of course we all hope that aid trucks will be allowed to move. Of course we all hope that there will be a stable, just peace.
But hope isn't enough. The suffering in #Gaza hasn't ended. We must keep pressure on our governments to ensu…
@jtk@infosec.exchangeFriends, if you, your colleagues, or your organization has the means, especially if you've gotten some value out of rpki-client (also OpenBGPD or StayRTR), please consider donating to the non-profit Route Server Support Foundation (RSSF) to keep the software coming.
This is the important Internet infrastructure kind of stuff that is very deserving, and in need of support.
@hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#2ndShiftLifeASongOrPoem
@grifferz@social.bitfolk.comPost to NANOG: "Hello guys from [CloudFlare] please allow the "pause CF" button to work via API or via any other way even if there is an outage."
Right so you want it so that when there is a global outage affecting all of their systems, they want to have a backup system that runs just enough to turn off CloudFlare…?
I am sure they will get right on that, implementing their second isolated company on fully redundant infrastructure
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizzaI want to undergo nullification surgery, also called gender nullification. Please correct me if I am wrong, LGBTQIA people.
I want a flat genital area, without distinctly masculine (penis) or feminine (breasts) features, because I don’t feel at home in any traditional gender forms.
The operation I’m thinking about usually involves removing the external male genitalia. That can mean:
- Removal of the penis (penectomy).
- Removal of the testicles (orchiectomy).
@tiotasram@kolektiva.social@… just FYI this kind of thoughtful thread on anarchism is exactly the kind of thing people would miss if you weren't on here. Please feel free to tell me to shut up and go away if my engagement is unwanted or feels like a burden, but I hope you're in a better headspace now than earlier. You're valuable and worthy as a person regardless of what you post here, but this is something I can point to concretely and say "I appreciate that" so that the beginning of this long sentence isn't just a platitude. ^.^;
@jswright61@ruby.socialFor the love of all you hold sacred.
Can we please adopt a UNIVERSAL standard for generating a new line in a web text box - sometimes its cmd-enter, sometimes its shift-enter sometimes you just can’t do it 😡
rest assured if you invoke the wrong key combo, there is a 99.999% probability that the form will be submitted with potentially disastrous results.
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe@… please, no Mastodondeducation. It's pleasantly overwhelming.
I only just discovered the notification feature for a person's profile (the bell icon). @… how long has this been a feature? 😃
@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza@… can I have some extra bullshit, please?
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.netSeries A, Episode 04 - Time Squad
BLAKE: How long has it been registering?
JENNA: Couple of minutes. Signal's getting stronger.
BLAKE: Zen, visual detector scan and computer analysis on grid one one five, please.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/104/48 B7B2
@kurt@nelson.funAny random int'l travel recs for early December? I don't mind light rain/cold, no snow please.
@45names@mastodon.social
@matzekult@chaos.socialThere are always loses when it comes to ships in #StarTrek; hence all the different naming schemes. But for today's #TrekTriviaTuesday question, we are looking for the little ship that could... survive.
As always no googling and no spoiling the answer for others. Please boost after vo…
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Unclassified
Nils Frahm:
🎵 4:33 (a Tribute to John Cage)
#NilsFrahm
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post
@aral@mastodon.ar.alFramasoft are one of the sadly very few non-bullshit orgs (they’re like us, Small Technology Foundation, not Mozilla) working for a better future for technology and society.
They’re raising funds at the moment.
Please support them if you can.
Thank you!
💕 https://framapiaf.org/@Framasoft/11556…
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioThe worst thing I've seen so far today was a "AI" generated image with George Washington at a No Kings protest.
Please for the love of fuck stop it
@yaya@jorts.horseCeltic can you get it together please
#fedifc
@hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#KitchenApplianceAShowOrMovie
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioIt’s “fun” when the only instructions for some retrocomputing thing are in the form of an un-narrated video using Chinese on-screen text
People, please write blog posts again
@aral@mastodon.ar.alDear USians,
How about you don’t call a Middle Eastern guy “white” and go on to tell him he’s “no better than any other oppressor we encounter” simply for trying to warn his Palestinian friends to not take any unnecessary risks and to be careful on Mastodon?
Also, apparently Divya has blocked me for this, which sucks because it has made it impossible for me to keep boosting her fundraiser, which you should, of course, still follow and support (link below).
I’m not going to …
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe@… thank you!
@… please, did what's described (in the Tom's Hardware article) ever reach a conclusion that was satisfying, or less astounding?
@…
@inthehands@hachyderm.ioA request for everyone: please don’t be this person. We’re going through a miserable time here in MSP, and reply guy snot does not make it better.
A •lot• of replies I got are about what is illegal, or should be illegal, or must be illegal, and…yeah, we know, believe me, we know. If what you’re offering is commiseration — as with most replies — I welcome that wholeheartedly! This sucks, and it’s nice to hear people say, “Yeah, that sucks.”
But please don’t come into my mentions to argue. Wrong time, wrong target.
https://mastodon.social/@wesdym/115731049092776077
@45names@mastodon.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioAnyone using UTM/QEMU with a NT 3.51 VM?
I’m looking for correct network settings. It detects NE2000 ISA and assigns an IP but I can’t ping anything.
UTM mentions to set IRQ to 9 but that’s not an option I see (it’s set to 2).
Mainly I want to access a FTP server on the host computer to transfer files.
👉 I know how to use search engines, therefore please only make suggestions if you are personally familiar with this, thank you. 👈
@hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @…
#BooksOrShowsAboutFeet
@45names@mastodon.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioPlease please please let the new CEO have taste and not be afraid of having fun
@hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For Christmas o'clock #HashtagGames hosted by @….
#PetsHolidaySongs
@45names@mastodon.social @aral@mastodon.ar.alAnyone know anyone at GoFundMe who can help Baraa?
#GoFundMe #Gaza https://mastodon.social/@baraa1998/115
@hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For Christmas o'clock #HashtagGames hosted by @….
#HolidayCardSayings
@hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @…
#MickeyMouseTipsOrThoughts
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