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please install our arbitrary remote code execution app, really, it's like the cloud (nee butt) but new & shiny & there's so much investment, just use our mega automated automation to unlock 100% of copy/paste from stackoverflow, it's so much faster than plagiarizing by hand, we promise it's not a total scam to keep oil extraction happening a bit longer, pretty please, you don't want to be left behind, please don't call it slop, if this con works I can make get another yacht, please??
#fuckai

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
David Gray:
🎵 Please Forgive Me
#NowPlaying #DavidGray
https://allenkornitsky.bandcamp.com/track/please-forgive-me-david-gray-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Zsc5iKqeqfIyYsLuB2vrp

Hi Seafarers!
Please help improve crisis intervention after critical incidents on board.
Here is a survey by WMU:
https://wmuhq.questionpro.eu/SEACARE
Please share!

Things I somewhat dislike about #Fedora Linux:
Its inconsistent approach to shipping new major versions upstream released as regular updates.
New major versions of kernel, firefox, thunderbird, and kde are regularly shipped as regular updates, mesa often as well (except when it's not 🙄) – gnome, libreoffice and a few other things otoh are never updated.
This "neithe…

Is there such a thing as best e-book reader?
I am thinking about replacing my Kindle 2021.
Please share what you are using. Multiple choices possible.
Poll limited to 4 options for reasons unknown so please use a reply if yours is not in the list.
Kindle
Kobo
XTEINK
Boox

To help trans people in Kansas and elsewhere please consider a donation to this non-profit helping people move to safer places
https://tcpipeline.org

Please use GoDaddy to help me search for alternatives. Maybe put some in your cart.

RE: #Gaza…

Before you ask a diffusion model to barf up a banner image for your article, please consider searching one of the many existing sources of fine & free media:
• Public Domain Image Archive
• Openverse
• Wellcome Collection
• Digital Bodleian
• Getty Open Content Program
• Wikimedia Commons
#publicdomain

I am so happy to see video AI stuff dying a bit. Please die the rest of the way. Image generation too.

Please don't spread misinformation. It was an anvil, not a piano.

RE: https://fediscience.org/@ZLabe/116281112732560895
Some attention for the extremely low Arctic sea ice extent please. We're losing it. Global emission reductions have to start now, and accelerate to get to net zero within decades.

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Ahh... Dr is een fix voor de onofficiële DeepL app in Fdroid.
Uit de mail:
'F-Droid users, please wait a few days for the update to be distributed.'
📸
#Fdroid #DeepL

California D party governor candidates, please get a clue!!!! All but two you you need to drop out immediately else the R's will sweep the jungle primary and move to the General election and there won't be a single D candidate on the November ballot.
Pick straws, roll dice, arm wrestle, do a dance off - just do *something* to winnow you down to two.
And do it NOW - by this weekend.

Not sure which one I find worse - "#please bro" or "#thanks #bro", lol...
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QwZmEpCNxcI&lc=Ugwe-iXOv3O535ozSGB4AaABAg

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@S1m/116127178349448562
Dear Mozilla,
Please do more of THIS kind of Firefox improvements, and less wasting time on AI features that very few, if any, are asking for.
Thanks,
A very long-time Firefox user

Florida folks - it's crucial that we stop the latest attack on teachers unions in the state (SB 1296). Please contact the Senate Fiscal Policy Committee today by 4 pm using:
https://secure.ngpvan.com/8Rb6HrtN-UCjXbPhBR-S-Q2

We’re old, so we still have a landline. At least the handsets are cordless.🙄 I had to replace the old ones, and record a new outgoing msg. Because I’m a snarky asshole, this is the new message. “You dialed xxx-xxx-xxxx. Either we’re not home, or we’re busy, or we don’t recognize your number, or we do and just don’t want to talk to you right now. In any case, please leave a message.”

I do #privacy consulting for sex workers. This is very bad news. If you know anyone that's in that field, please let them know about this.
https://www.404media.co/amazon-wishlist-ad

Amazon Change Means Wishlists Might Expose Your Address
Amazon is allowing gift senders to choose items from third-party sellers, which could open recipients up to new privacy risks.

can all companies embracing “ai” please go fuck off onto the moon or something

can all companies embracing “ai” please go fuck off onto the moon or something

Hey Gamedev
Your games are NOT being reviewed by AI
If games were reviewed by AI all those shitty tricks you are trying on me would works and the store would become a mess.
So they are reviewed by real humans.
Please stop.

Hi, @… . Could you take a look at this conversation, please? It's me trying to troubleshoot a bridge of a friend of mine.
Is the problem something you can help with or is it a bluesky thing?

@… Hi! Apologies I’ve been busy lately. The idea sounds cool! A few years ago I did a test of turning my “picotouch” into a linear slider MIDI controller. It was neat but a hack. To emulate the Continuum I think a touchscreen chip would be needed. Those have great resolution (and 2D!) but are a good deal more complex. I don’t have time to work on this, but please take …

Please help with testing a new
#Thunderbird #Security feature: Unobtrusive Signatures, a novel mechanism for digitally signing email, currently implemented for #OpenPGP.
It avoids the u…

Прикольно, мне пришло фишинговое письмо "New device just logged in your GitHub!", которое выглядит максимально похоже на настоящее.
Что было бы, если бы я прошла по ссылке?

It’s a little warmer today and one of the folks in the apartment complex down from us (mostly older residents) is blasting music from the 70’s again.
Please note that I very carefully did not use the term “hits from” 😂
More like “haven’t heard that song in 30 years, now I’m good for another 30”

#darkpattern of "remind me la…

Please don't exaggerate: while the most expensive 2026 football world cup final seat are being advertised at $2.3m each, peanuts if you are a billionaire, the cheapest (top row, behind goal) are on sale for a smidgeon less than $11k.
Even so, still completely daft prices.
https://www.

@… Dude. I’ve been hitting up like every Subaru dealer in the PDX metro lately trying to get a test drive in one of these 😂 GZ. Please do share if it lives up to your expectations.

Size isn’t everything in #StarTrek. Unless of course when it is a question for #TrekTriviaTuesday.
As always no googling and no spoiling the answer for others. Please boost after voting! :BoostOK:
Vote will run for 24h, then I will reply with the correct answer.
How long was a…

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Is brain rot real? Why don’t you read a paper about it and join us this upcoming Monday at Victory Cafe, 440 Booor St. W. here in Toronto for the monthly @… edition, where we will discuss it? The Luma listing has a link to the paper: https://

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #InTune
Graham Fitkin:
🎵 Treeline (Part 4)
#GrahamFitkin
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Since my job is stable now and I have saved up some money, I have decided to stop accepting donations via GitHub Sponsors and Ko-fi. I would like to thank everyone who helped me over the years. There are people who need the help much more than me right now.
If you needed a suggestion, @… is doing a lot more than me for #Gentoo these days and will certainly appreciate your help. He's also way nicer than I'll ever be.
https://github.com/sponsors/thesamesam
https://ko-fi.com/thesamesam
To the best of my knowledge, Gentoo project does not need extra money right now, but there are other awesome projects such as Disroot or many Fediverse instances that would definitely use some help. However, in general I'd suggest towards supporting individuals rather than projects: people need money to live, and can use your donations directly, while projects are often bound by red tape.
Finally, please support human artists and craftspeople (and I'm counting human software developers in that). Donate to projects and people who resist enshittification and who refuse to use LLMs. They need the money.
Once again, thanks for all.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Tom Noble:
🎵 Please Take Me There
#TomNoble
https://razor-n-tape.bandcamp.com/track/please-take-me-there-2
https://open.spotify.com/track/0PX0s6xfQzb6P2EYRdsarB

Join the May 5 UKSG discussion “Why we all need to #DefendResearch” with Declaration co-authors Alice Meadows and myself, Terri Teleen of Emerald Publishing, and David McMenemy of CILIP! Register here: https://www.

Please support me by checking out #art #artist

A friend of mine is working on this, if you find it interesting please whishlist it on steam! It helps them a lot.
@… https://meta.masto.host/@GamingNews/11

Gaming News (@GamingNews@meta.masto.host)
Attached: 1 image IGN just posted: Play Faster, a Precision Platformer Purpose-Built for Speedrunning, Announced for PC Introducing Play Faster, a minimalist precision platformer purpose-built for speedrunning. It features built-in tools to support that, like input display, a replay system, instant retries, and practice mode; as well as anti-cheat and anti-splice to best make sure it has fair competition and leaderboards. https://www.ign.com/articles/play-faster-speedrunning-game-announced-…

Real conversation I just had.
I grabbed a mouse in the shop, I arrive at the cashier.
I put the mouse on the desk
(Perplexed, IDK what else I could want to do)
euh... yes?
OK Can I have your phone number?
I just want to pay for my mouse, why do you need my phone number for?
To send you the invoice by email
Can I just pay and go please??

Apparently Timothy Doyle, a well known Marvel artist has been making some Anti-ICE art using The Punisher, Wolverine and Ghost Rider.
(h/t to https://bsky.app/profile/roterote.bsky.social)

On this Monday morning, please spare a thought for those who are starting the week off in cold, damp tents surrounded by the rubble of their previous lives, trapped within the clutches of an ongoing genocide that is the collective failure of humanity.
If you want to help, here’s a list of verified Mastodon accounts of Gazans and links to their fundraisers, ranked by how little support they got last week to feed their families and cover the basic necessities of life:

Gaza Verified
We’ve personally had video conversations on Signal with the people from Gaza whose Mastodon accounts on the fediverse are listed here and we verify that their accounts are genuine. – Joy & Aral Balkan

PLEASE FUCKING MAKE THIS NONSENSE STOP https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/899086/jensen-huang-nvidia-agi

Pampers President
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#satire #potus45

Marriage can have a lot of different forms and connotations in #StarTrek. But however you want to define it, we’ll take a look at one specific aspect for today’s #TrekTriviaTuesday question.
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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Johanna Rose:
🎵 Summer Song
#JohannaRose
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We need to contact our senators and demand they not fund DHS and #ICE. Here's what I emailed, please crib if it's helpful: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dW

Darth Tax Evader
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#satire #potus45

🚨 If you use Bitwarden, please immediately read: https://socket.dev/blog/bitwarden-cli-compromised

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #NightTracks
Leonardo Santos:
🎵 Tiempo Austral
#LeonardoSantos
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@… Hi, is this @…?
Rania, if this is you, may I please ask why you created a new account?
Verification becomes meaningless if you have more than one account. (And is therefore against our rules at Gaza Verified.)

We need to contact our senators and demand they not fund DHS and #ICE. Here's what I emailed, please crib if it's helpful: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1dW

Felonious Chunk
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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Huw Marc Bennett:
🎵 Can Y Saer Maen (Stonemason's Song)
#HuwMarcBennett
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Yes, please use ICE at airports, people will absolutely love militarized goons being assholes to them and randomly brutalize other passengers
Please do it

Rip One Van Winkle
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#satire #potus45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #LateJunction
Cocanha:
🎵 Clam
#Cocanha
https://open.spotify.com/track/2HxqQHJh9wQmhmhwVQEnZG
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The Notorious P.I.G.
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#satire #potus45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #NightTracks
Elori Saxl:
🎵 Heart
#EloriSaxl
https://open.spotify.com/track/5IyrOfZhWm90lqIqyNpRY9
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Pumpkin Pinochet
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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #LateJunction
Randy Greif:
🎵 In the Distance
#RandyGreif
https://open.spotify.com/track/2KbjHfCWDjCMoCoDZMBmsJ
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Tangelo Mump
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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #SoundOfCinema
Alex North:
🎵 2001: "Main Title"
#AlexNorth
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Der Derpenführer
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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ThisClassicalLife
Sergey Rachmaninov, Khatia Buniatishvili, Czech Philharmonic & Paavo Järvi:
🎵 Concerto for piano and orch no.2 (Op.18) in C minor, 2nd mvt; Adagio sostenuto
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Limburger in Chief
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🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Petter Eldh's Koma Saxo:
🎵 Lake Koma (feat. Sofia Jernberg)
#PetterEldhsKomaSaxo
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President Dumpster
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L. Ron Chubbard
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