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@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-21 02:45:40

Nick Fuentes: "Please pull the trigger. Please kill them, Mr. President. ... I'm not actually wishing for violence, but please send in the military and restore order." (Media Matters for America)
mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes/
memeorandum.com/260120/p137#a2

@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-01-19 23:53:57

Just a web #browser, please
heise.de/en/news/Just-a-web-br

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2025-12-20 09:42:02

from my link log —
Monorepos: Please don't!
medium.com/@mattklein123/monor
saved 2019-01-03

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-12-21 11:26:16

I've written to my own MP this morning about Qesser Zurah's #HungerStrike, and I've added the text of my letter to him to the end of this post.
Please could I humbly urge everyone in the UK to write, today, to their own MP urging for her immediate release on bail? This is now very urgent indeed.
Please, also, boost this post.

@jtk@infosec.exchange
2025-12-20 03:16:06

When you're trying to get #Google to help them fix a problem they have in relaying an email to a list (they are forwarding as if it they are originating your non-GMail email, thus incurring an SPF failure) their helpful support team to the rescue (see image attached).
FYI... the second thing they want is a screen cap of the client SMTP config.
Very temped to send a screenshot wit…

Thank you for reaching out to Google Workspace Support. This is Jolina, and | hope this message finds you well

Thank you for your patience as we look into the issues you've been experiencing with your email integration.

To help our technical team pinpoint exactly why the connection is failing, we need a bit more visibility into how your third-party application is communicating with our servers. Could you please provide the following two items?

A Screen Recording: Please record your scre…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-21 15:17:40

Head hurts so I don't want to scream. Can you scream for me please?

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-20 21:45:13

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Yves Tumor:
🎵 Kerosene!
#YvesTumor
pleasetrax.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/2OoKzfr

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-20 18:55:45

Please watch their charming video! Watch, and look at the faces: kids of many races and many genders, all different levels of knowledge, every one of them showing this deep-seated sense of agency and ownership about science and about their own learning: “I belong here. This is for me.” It’s everything the fascists fear.
Full disclosure: my kid is one of the kids in the program (but not in the video, sorry!). I can thus vouch for this fundraiser with extra confidence.
vimeo.com/1152657185
2/

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-11-21 12:08:17

Hey folks,
@… and I had the pleasure of welcoming two new families to Gaza Verified today.
They are:
• Nour (@…) – please send her some love as the genocidal Israeli army bombed a position near her home while w…

@shriramk@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 14:57:02

Please help us publicize TEAL: Tools for Educational Activities in Logic, a workshop associated w/ FLoC26. We have a novel design, focused on demos, discussion, and generally high-quality interaction rather than weak papers. See full details on our site!
teal.cs.brown.edu/floc2026/

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-02-19 21:15:46

Docs: DHS has signed a five-year, $1B blanket purchase agreement with Palantir, allowing agencies like ICE to skip the competitive bidding process (Makena Kelly/Wired)
wired.com/story/department-hom

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2026-02-19 17:12:28

@… @… dave, please pack up your doctypes by the end of the day

@crell@phpc.social
2026-01-20 20:50:39

"Please provide the information in the following bulleted list, in the big textarea below."
Bro, do you even know how forms work?
#WebDev

@matthiasott@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 16:47:34

Yes it does. 🤪
"Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Thinkbot/0.5.8; In_the_test_phase,_if_the_Thinkbot_brings_you_trouble,_please_block_its_IP_address._Thank_you.)"

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 06:05:04

Hey folks, when you come across a cool blog post, please
- link it in your blog if you have one
- Post a link here
I've found the best blogs from links here and also when an article referenced other blogs.
Keep in mind, the inter-NET needs links. Otherwise it's no net.
#blogging

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-01-21 15:23:30

note to anyone listening:
If you're a Carney supporter but can't handle legitimate criticism of his policies or his actions (or inactions) then please consider what it means to be in a democracy.
The Liberal Party of Canada is not the only choice in Canada now, and never has been.
That's OK!
#canpoli #cdnpoli #canada

Molly White:
I'm one person writing about an enormous amount of corruption and chaos in a sector that few publications cover well — or at all.
Please consider supporting my work with a pay-what-you-want subscription:
mastoreader.io/?url=https:%2

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-01-20 11:00:44

"Does adding ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to your ChatGPT prompts really waste energy?"
#AI #ArtificialIntelligence #Energy

@rperezrosario@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 03:52:23

What kind of app do you mostly use to interact with Mastodon?
Please consider boosting for a larger sample.
#poll #fediverse #mastodon

@joe@toot.works
2025-12-20 17:30:31

I keep going back and forth between "These are just vanity metrics. Please stop." and "I would probably do this if I were them. It shows that you used their service more than you think you did." 🤷‍♂️

@elduvelle@neuromatch.social
2026-01-19 21:03:41
Content warning: H-1B US visa question

There is a #Trump proclamation (few months old) that imposes an additional fine ($100k) for applying to a new H1-B visa (the type that is used a lot by researchers).
Does anyone know for sure (with a source please) if this applies to those who are already in the US (for any reason, e.g. you were on a different visa or you are in the grace period of a visa)?
The original pro…

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-01-20 05:35:11

Starfleet Academy
PILOT DONE! There are some great characters you almost get to meet between what must be super important plot points that are super important.
I hope this show finds time to let those characters breath. I don't expect Kurtzman to let anyone breath ever as he continue to shout "JJ ABRAMS PLEASE LOVE ME".
#startrek

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-20 13:39:50

We all need cheering up atm so please have a couple of photos of our kitties #catsofmastodon

Tails and Sparky asleep on a blue blanket over my legs. Both cats are 3m old and white with tabby splotches and tails.
Tails and Sparky asleep yet again on a blue blanket. Both cats are 3m old and white with tabby splotches and tails.
Tails asleep on the sofa, by my foot. She's 3m old and white with tabby splotches and tail.
Sparky asleep on the sofa. He's are 3m old and white with tabby splotches and tail.
@jamie@boothcomputing.social
2025-11-21 14:52:00

I'd like to buy one please...
#Wordle
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@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2026-02-19 16:51:19

computer: your computer has to restart for updates
me: uh, im in the middle of something; i have 17 things open.
computer: ok would you like to reschedule?
me: yes, tomorrow at 5:30pm
computer: sorry can't reschedule for then.
me: ok, how about tomorrow at 9am
computer: sorry can't reschedule for then.
me: so its "now" or "???". That's not really a fucking choice then is it?
CAKE OR DEATH. cake please. WELL WE'…

@Archivist@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-20 06:32:37

My friend and colleague Sharkbait just launched her Kickstarter for her team's game Horses of Gavarnie. Please give them some love :ablobsmile:
kickstarter.com/projects/horse

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 17:45:13

Amazingly, having put a rider at the end of my business voicemail that says:
“if this is an unsolicited call, or a follow up to a unsolicited sales email, please save us both the time and hang up and do not leave a message”
Has actually decreased the number of BS spam voicemails.
‼️

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 03:34:49

RE: mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/
Good. Please do.

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-02-20 18:47:08

I am ashamed to admit that I turned off the Canada - Finland semi-final game early. It was 2-0 for Finland late in the 2nd so I decided to finish some chores that I had put off. I didn't want to watch a Canada loss 2 days in a row. I apologize for having so little faith. Please It forgive me. It won't happen again.
#TeamCanada #OlympicHockey

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-02-20 17:24:08

I was horrified to read Avaaz's email about the 2 Sudanese sentenced to death by stoning. Unlike the war, this is an issue where public pressure might help - Please sign the petition at opposing this brutality at secure.avaaz.org/campaign/en/s

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-02-20 17:24:08

I was horrified to read Avaaz's email about the 2 Sudanese sentenced to death by stoning. Unlike the war, this is an issue where public pressure might help - Please sign the petition at opposing this brutality at secure.avaaz.org/campaign/en/s

@timfoster@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 17:54:18

"Co-authored-by: Cursor (gpt-5.3-codex-xhigh)"
Please fuck off immediately.

@matzekult@chaos.social
2026-01-20 13:01:45

#StarTrek never was about the action but the morals and ethics. Which is why we’ll look into some philosophy for today’s #TrekTriviaTuesday question.
As always no googling and no spoiling the answer for others. Please boost after voting! :BoostOK:
Vote will run for 24h, then I will …

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 17:20:15

Donye West
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-20 10:40:03

Please make sure you know the difference between viola and voila

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-21 00:13:10

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Michael Garrick Octet:
🎵 Late Autumn Sunshine (feat. Norma Winstone)
#MichaelGarrickOctet
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-01-20 22:37:28

RE: mastodon.social/@dansup/115929
Please tell me this is a fucking joke.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-19 20:47:25

I’m not keeping up with my replies here, not even close. Please know that your words of encouragement are welcome and mean a lot to me, even if I don’t manage to respond. It sustains all of us here to know that the world sees and supports Minneapolis.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-19 03:04:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AstralPlane
Badge Époque Ensemble:
🎵 You Can Build a Palace, or You Can Please People
#BadgeÉpoqueEnsemble
badgeepoque.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/5AQ16FV

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2025-12-20 01:21:09

Elise Stefanik Tried Everything to Please Trump. He Still Jilted Her. (Annie Karni/New York Times)
nytimes.com/2025/12/19/us/poli
memeorandum.com/251219/p105#a2

@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 12:27:03

1/ Last year I had to spend time with someone who votes far-right.
I could have avoided all political discussions but I gave it a try - knowing about the risc!
At some topics I said: I don't want to discuss that, I have a strong opinion there but let's skip that please.
At other topics, the discussions got heated until I said: waait. We don't need to fight. We agree to disagree. But none of us can change it. Our duty is to vote, not to fight each other. And I d…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 12:20:15

Tweety Amin
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-20 04:49:01

The ICE invasion has served a sinister goal: it has rendered whole swaths of our community invisible. All the people hiding at home, all the businesses closed (temporarily…we hope), they’ve disappeared from the public face of our city.
Right now, Minneapolis •looks• a lot whiter than it is.
But those people in hiding •are• here. We the helpers are putting ourselves on the line because we •want• them here. They are our neighbors. They are our community.
Please don’t let ICE erase them from public life. Hear their voices.

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-20 17:05:33

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #InTune
Bobby Vinton:
🎵 Blue Velvet
#BobbyVinton
open.spotify.com/track/4QelFzh
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 01:20:17

Felonious Stunk
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-21 04:56:10

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #EasternEchoes
光田康典:
🎵 Where Dreams Hatch
#光田康典
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-19 22:59:30

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #NightTracks
J. Wiegold:
🎵 Bal costumé
#JWiegold
open.spotify.com/track/5heEvko
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 01:20:03

Founding Farter
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-21 00:02:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
St. Barbe:
🎵 Tierra
#StBarbe
open.spotify.com/track/4Eqk9NJ
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- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 07:20:16

Donny Little Hands
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#satire #potus45

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-19 23:56:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Allexa Nava:
🎵 Recortes
#AllexaNava
open.spotify.com/track/6R2t1bK
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- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 11:20:12

Der Cheetoführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 17:20:03

Orange Julius Caesar
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 04:20:15

Tang the Merciless
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 12:20:18

Criminal in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 14:20:03

Orange Julius Caesar
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-21 04:20:02

Scammy Davis Jr.
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 15:20:03

Donald John Tantrum
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 16:20:19

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 21:20:15

The Sultan of Spray Tans
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 03:20:17

Cheeto Pedo
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 00:20:17

King Leer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-21 14:20:19

Gropenfürhrer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 16:20:03

Needy Amin
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 18:20:14

Felonious Chunk
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 00:20:15

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 23:20:17

Dorito Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 23:20:16

Hitler's Herpe
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 02:20:23

The Offal Orifice
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 22:20:18

Groper Cleveland
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 11:20:03

Con Juan
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 05:20:15

Donald Duck-the-draft
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 20:20:18

Don the Con
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 23:20:04

Chicken Out Lout
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-21 05:20:16

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 06:20:17

Walker: Taxes Evader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-21 03:20:16

Ginger-Faced Snowflake
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 15:20:16

Quarter Flouder
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 10:20:14

Donny McLiarface
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 06:20:17

Felonious Stunk
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-21 08:20:17

Hair Force One
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 22:20:18

Combover Castro
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 09:20:14

Quarter Flouder
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 11:20:14

Alexander the Grope
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-20 16:20:15

The Nodfather
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 17:20:16

Hatch Act Hack
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-20 20:20:16

Spurious Caesar
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-21 07:20:15

Uncle Touch Too Much
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-20 07:20:03

Ketchup Tosser in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-21 04:20:15

Combover Caligula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 02:20:14

Nectarine Nero
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 08:20:15

Circus Peanut President
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 04:20:17

Greedy McBreaks-the-law
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 07:20:16

Cadet Bone Spur
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-21 03:20:22

Payless Putin
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