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Ukrainian commander ‘Perun’ confirms advances near Hulyaipole on the Zaporizhzhia front: https://benborges.xyz/2026/02/11/ukrainian-commander-perun-confirms-advances.html

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Series A, Episode 10 - Breakdown
VOICE: [V.O.]Right.
FARREN: Send the commander straight up. Make sure he's not armed.
VOICE: [V.O.] Understood. [Blake teleports in]
BLAKE: Don't worry, I'm not armed.
FARREN: How did you do that?
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/110/363…

Russian ArBat battalion commander 'Abrek' killed in Ukraine: https://benborges.xyz/2026/02/10/russian-arbat-battalion-commander-abrek.html

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Trump: A Real Commander-in-Chief (Jeffrey Lord/The American Spectator)
https://spectator.org/trump-a-real-commander-in-chief/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260407/p36#a260407p36

Iran’s paramilitary
Revolutionary Guard,
a force which was key in putting down recent nationwide protests in a crackdown that left thousands dead, is
“more ready than ever,
finger on the trigger,”
its commander said Saturday,
-- as U.S. warships headed toward the Middle East.
Nournews, a news outlet close to Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, reported on its Telegram channel that
the commander, Gen. Mohammad Pakpour, warned the United St…

Iran's Revolutionary Guard commander warns the US, says his force has its 'finger on the trigger'
The commander of Iran’s paramilitary Revolutionary Guard, a force which was key in putting down recent nationwide protests in a crackdown that left thousands dead, says the force is “more ready than ever, finger on the trigger.”

The war makes it more urgent for journalists to call out Trump’s derangement | Press Watch https://presswatchers.org/2026/03/the-war-makes-it-more-urgent-for-journalists-to-call-out-trumps-derangement/

The war makes it more urgent for journalists to call out Trump’s derangement | Press Watch
The commander-in-chief is unfit for duty.

I wrote this today:
2034: Convicted Border Patrol Commander Wants Freedom - Says He’ll Fight a Wild Boar Naked to Get It
https://stuff.davidaugust.com/bovino-petitions-to-fight-wild-boar-naked-for-sentence-commutation/

Bovino Petitions to Fight Wild Boar Naked for Sentence Commutation
Naysayers Say Nay July 12, 2034: Fremont County, Colorado - Gregory Bovino, serving several life sentences at both the federal and state levels in multiple states, has petitioned the courts asking that he be granted permission to wrestle a wild boar naked, and, if he survives, have the rest of

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

If you're in a position where you have to deal with incidents, whether as a commander or a responder, this is worth reading.
#sre #devops #incident_command

Geno Smith thanks Lord for Raiders release and fans had perfect response https://raiderswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/raiders/2026/03/06/geno-smith-thank-u-lord-ra…

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These photos!!!
#LeMonde:
"Artemis-2 : la NASA dévoile des ph…

Die Crew von #ArtemisII hat erstmals hochauflösende Bilder der #Erde auf dem Weg zum #Mond veröffentlicht.
Nach dem Trans-Lunar-Injection-Manöver fotografierte Kommandant Reid

Artemis II crew now halfway to Moon as they take 'spectacular' image of Earth
The snap was taken aboard the Orion capsule by its commander, Reid Wiseman, as the crew head towards the Moon.

Series B, Episode 03 - Weapon
CARNELL: I'm very good, Supreme Commander, believe me. I've taken everyone and everything into consideration. It's all as predictable as that very expensive chess machine.
SERVALAN: [Into intercom] Travis, I want three pursuit ships ready for immediate launch. And I want all in the vicinity of that planet recalled.

US bases in Bahrain were evacuated & American soldiers had nothing on arrival in Norfolk, VA
Trump's military, y'all.
"The base was asking for donations of toiletries and different things for the sailors coming back, because they were coming back with nothing," said Derrick Johnson, commander of American Legion Post 327 in Norfolk."
☑️ Evacuation of U.S. troops from Mideast base sends community groups scrambling to help : NPR

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Nolan Potter:
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No matter whether you are on Earth or in space, Outlook is the bane of existence.
https://www.engadget.com/computing/artemis-ii-crew-is-just-like-us-needs-help-with-microsoft-outlook-issues-145230968.html…

If the sun was behind the Earth when this photo was taken, how is the planet being illuminated? The flash on that Nikon D5 must be something else!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce8jzr423p9o

Artemis II crew take 'spectacular' image of Earth
The snap was taken aboard the Orion capsule by its commander, Reid Wiseman, as the crew head towards the Moon.

Breathtaking.
"NASA astronaut and Artemis II Commander Reid Wiseman took this picture of Earth from the Orion spacecraft’s window after completing the translunar injection burn"
https://www.nasa.gov/image-article/hello-world/

Senator Wyden says Lt. Gen. Joshua Rudd, who Trump nominated for the dual-hat role of National Security Agency director and U.S. Cyber Command commander, is unqualified for the job.
https://defensescoop.com/2026/02/27/wyden-blocks-trump-nsa-cyber-com…

Senator puts hold on Trump’s pick for top uniformed cyber chief over lack of experience, ‘vague’ answers to surveillance questions
A Democratic senator on the intelligence committee said he would block Trump’s pick for top uniformed cyber chief because his nominee “is not qualified for this job."

i graduated from ann arbor community police academy this evening 🎉🥳🙌🏾
we had cake and fresh fruit and chips, they spared no expense. i brought a dozen doughnuts (glazed and crullers from dunkin') bc i heard cops like doughnuts. (they all laughed)

⚔️ARMED FORCES COMMANDER PREPS OFFENSIVE, TRUMP – SANCTIONS:UAE talks. New stage of the war in 2026: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/24/armed-forces-commander-preps-offensive.html

Clear message from the Trump regime to European clients* dependent on US tech companies: those will be brought under control.
*) like the Dutch tax authority preparing to outsource all of its VAT collection.

Israel says IRGC Navy's commander, other chiefs killed; Qalibaf said removed from hit list (Emanuel Fabian/The Times of Israel)
https://www.timesofisrael.com/israel-says-irgc-navy-commander-killed-iranian-top-envoy-said-removed-from-hit-list/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260326/p153#a260326p153

À travers cet article on apprend que VIA va commander 42 locomotives et 320 voitures. Mais ça prendra certainement plusieurs années #viarail
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Trump is not well, not fit to be president, remember he is Commander-in-Chief and in control of nuclear weapons, this must stop....
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/03/27/trump-sharpie-story/

Trump imagines negotiation with Sharpie maker for $5 signature pens
Trump told a lengthy story about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens. The company says it has no record of any such conversation.

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The Military Religious Freedom Foundationhas received a litany of complaints about religious ideology seeping into military orders since the U.S. and Israel began bombing Iran,
independent journalist Jon Larsen first reported.
Mikey Weinstein, founder and president of MRFF,
a nonprofit group established 21 years ago that focuses on ensuring constitutional protections for service members,
spoke with HuffPost by phone Tuesday morning and illuminated some details of the…

Soldier Details Chilling Messaging From Higher-Ups About ‘God’s Plan’ In Iran: ‘It Shocked Many Of Us’
One commander had a “big grin” on his face while saying Donald Trump “has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran," a service member said.

I'm starting to sell some of my sealed Magic the Gathering Draft Boosters and Play Boosters boxes I've acquired over the years while working on Magic sets.
Starting with this one: https://www.ebay.ie/itm/147225537683

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Edelweiss Brigade Appoints New Commander: https://benborges.xyz/2026/02/21/edelweiss-brigade-appoints-new-commander.html

Former NATO commander on Iran rejecting ceasefire proposal: 'They still have cards to play' (Ashleigh Fields/The Hill)
https://thehill.com/policy/international/5818324-iran-still-holds-cards/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260406/p79#a260406p79

As Tammy Duckworth said “they're hiding their incompetence behind the valor of our troops”. A commander-in-chief who sends troops into ill-considered wars doesn’t value our troops. #nokings

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Series B, Episode 10 - Voice from the Past
GLYND: The evidence, my friends. [Holds tapes] Surveillance report on Supreme Commander Servalan's attempt to cheat the Federation of one hundred million credits in return for the supercomputer Orac. Confidential report on your trial, Blake, and the subsequent elimination of your defence lawyer when he discovered that the evidence against you had been falsified. Need I continue? [Closes case of tapes] Enough, as I have said, to convict th…

A combat-unit commander told non-commissioned officers at a briefing Monday that
⚠️ the Iran war is part of God’s plan and that Pres. Donald Trump was
💥“anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth,” according to a complaint by a non-commissioned officer.
From Saturday morning through Monday night,
👉more than 110 similar complaints about commanders in every branch of the military had been logged by the Military Re…

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus
Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

Fascist paramilitary invaders right before they abducted journalist Georgia Fort from her house for reporting on a protest at a St. Paul, MN church with a ICE field commander pastor. (1/30/26)
Source:
https://reddit.com/comments/1qraqi2

Astronauts Dedicate Moon Crater to Carroll Wiseman, Wife of NASA Commander (Katrina Miller/New York Times)
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/science/moon-crater-carroll-reid-wiseman.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Y1A.lwMD.2lH2SyODm8Jb&smid=nytcore-ios-share
http://www.memeorandum.com/260406/p101#a260406p101

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Hubert Bath, Central Band of the Royal Air Force & Wing Commander A.E. Sims:
🎵 Out of the Blue
#HubertBath #CentralBandoftheRoyalAirForce #WingCommanderAESims
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The UK media have not well received the steaming dump that the US military commander in chief took on the graves of British soldiers that died assisting the US.

Series C, Episode 03 - Volcano
SERVALAN: How could I? [Turns off speaker.] You have Orac.
SERVALAN: Battle Fleet Commander, You heard that.
COMMANDER: [On viewscreen] Yes.
SERVALAN: I think it's time we tested the determination of the Pyroans.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/303/568…

NSA pick champions foreign spying law as nomination advances https://therecord.media/nsa-pick-champions-fsa-renewal-nomination-advances

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This time, the fog of war seems densest between the ears of the US commander in chief.

Americans have been waiting for their president and commander in chief to address the nation
and explain why the country is at war.
For weeks, Donald Trump has offered only snippets and sound bites about his decision to lead the United States into another conflict in the Middle East;
his prime-time address this evening was,
one assumes,
aimed at informing and reassuring the American public.
Maybe he’d have been better off not trying.
Trump’s criti…

Maybe Trump Should Not Have Given This Speech
His address raised more questions than it answered about the war in Iran.

What We Know About 'Jesus', 'Signal Fire', 'Armageddon' Alleged Quote Of US Commander Ahead Of Iran Strikes -- Single, Anonymous Source: https://benborges.xyz/2026/03/04/what-we-know-about-jesus.html

Let me just start with Kharg Island.
We can put troops on there. We can air mobile them in. We could land them by boat.
I guess the comment I have about Kharg is, I’m not sure what the significance is of putting troops there.
It’s only about 20 miles off the coast of Iran. So you’re definitely under the threat of their weapon systems.
You’d be very, very vulnerable there.
And I don’t know that it would give us any particular tactical advantage that we don’t…

What Boots On The Ground In Iran Could Entail According To Former CENTCOM Commander
Joseph Votel offers insights on securing Iran's uranium, seizing Kharg Island, dwindling stocks of missile interceptors, and how long Epic Fury will last.

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Heute vor 65 Jahren: Am 16. Januar 1961 ereignete sich am Luftwaffenstützpunkt Royal Air Force #Lakenheath eine nukleare Beinahe-Katastrophe. Durch menschliches Versagen fing eine F-100 Super Sabre der US-Luftwaffe, beladen mit einer Mark-28-#Wasserstoffbombe, Feuer.

RE: https://social.petertoushkov.eu/@cellfourteen/115946260228294772
I wish this music video - giant space screen on full blast - were the first thing hostile aliens saw on first contact with us.
"Yes, Commander, but what does it ME…

Trump has begun many recent mornings watching video clips compiled by military officials of battlefield successes.
He has told advisers that being the commander in chief to eliminate the nuclear threat posed by Iran could be one of his signature achievements.
But Susan Wiles, according to two White House sources, was concerned aides were giving the President a rose-colored view of how the war was being perceived domestically,
telling Trump what he wanted to hear instead o…

Inside Trump's Search for a Way Out of the Iran War
Facing political backlash, global economic shock, and the looming midterms, the President still doesn't want to get out of Iran without declaring victory.

Series A, Episode 06 - Seek-Locate-Destroy
SERVALAN: [Into comm] Yes?
VOICE: Space commander Travis's ship has just docked.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/106/193 B7B5

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Former US general got drunk in Kyiv, suffered concussion, left classified maps on train, watchdog finds (Dmytro Basmat/The Kyiv Independent)
https://kyivindependent.com/former-us-commander-in-charge-of-security-assistance-to-ukraine-left-classified-maps-on-train-overindulged-in-alcohol-watchdog-finds/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260317/p66#a260317p66

A vow to end wars is left in the dust
For a decade, Trump promised to end what he calls forever wars,
casting himself as a leader opposed to prolonged conflicts in the Middle East and who would rather pursue peace in the world.
Now, early in his second term, Trump is taking military action against Iran that could expand well beyond a limited effort to halt the country’s nuclear program.
In a video posted on Truth Social, the commander-in-chief said American forces also…

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China investigates top general Zhang Youxia in rare purge of senior military leaders https://therecord.media/china-investigates-top-general-purge-senior-military-leaders

NASA began a two-day practice countdown Saturday
leading up to the fueling of its new moon rocket,
a crucial test that will determine when four astronauts blast off on a lunar flyby.
Already in quarantine to avoid germs,
Commander Reid Wiseman and his crew will be the first people to launch to the moon since 1972.
They will monitor the dress rehearsal from their Houston base before flying to Kennedy Space Center once the rocket is cleared for flight.
The 3…

NASA begins a practice countdown for its first moonshot with astronauts in more than 50 years
NASA has begun a two-day practice countdown for its first moonshot with astronauts in 53 years

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U.S. carrier strike group enters Middle East region after Iran commander warns U.S. its forces have "finger on the trigger" (Sarah Lynch Baldwin/CBS News)
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-carrier-strike-group-middle-east-region-iran/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260126/p64#a260126p64

Ukraine won’t cede territory and can fight for years, National Guard commander says: https://benborges.xyz/2026/02/20/ukraine-wont-cede-territory-and.html

#Blakes7 Series C, Episode 13 - Terminal
AVON: I saw him. I spoke to him and he-
SERVALAN: You saw nothing. Heard nothing. It was an illusion, a drug- induced and electronic dream. We spent months preparing it. We recreated Blake inside our computers, voice, images, memories, a million fragmented facts. When I was ready, I started sending you the messages, seeding the idea in your…

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The Minnesota Department of Corrections (DOC)
names Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino directly in a statement:
"In the hours following the shooting, U.S. Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino held a press conference
asserting that the operation was targeting an individual named Jose Huerta-Chuma
and characterized him as having a significant criminal history.
Because federal statements have repeatedly included inaccurate information about Minnesota custody an…

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Zelensky names Pavlo Yelizarov new Air Force deputy commander, calls for overhaul of Ukraine's air defenses: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/19/zelensky-names-pavlo-yelizarov-new.html

Series B, Episode 08 - Hostage
JOBAN: Supreme commander.
SERVALAN: An honour, Counsellor.
JOBAN: Thank you. [Sits down] Aren't you going to offer me a drink?
SERVALAN: Yes, of course. [Pours drink for Joban]
JOBAN: Not joining me?
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/208/199…

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/14/trump-iran-war-chaos?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

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Denmark on Monday is boosting its military presence on the Arctic island, according to local press reports.
A "substantial contribution" of Danish combat soldiers is expected to arrive in Kangerlussuaq,
the location of Greenland’s main international airport, on Monday evening, according to Danish broadcaster TV2.
Denmark’s top military commander in the Arctic,
Maj. Gen. SŸren Andersen, said that about 100 Danish soldiers have already arrived in Nuuk, Greenla…

Denmark sends more troops to Greenland
Denmark says its troops could stay in Greenland for one to two years.

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D05 - Animals
CAPTAIN: One of our pursuit units engaged an unidentified planet hopper. They refused to obey a stand and be searched order and the pursuit commander opened fire.
SERVALAN: Why all the interest? What's one civilian cargo ship more or less?
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/405/97

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The Europeans have very little intention of getting dragged into a war,
which they didn't participate in deciding,
which they weren't consulted on,
and for which they don't see that deploying warships to the Strait of Hormuz would actually make any difference.
The truth of the matter is that Iran is exploiting its asymmetric advantages.
And so deploying further ships on the straits would make no difference.
What would make a difference is for t…

Middle East experts discuss Trump's pressure on NATO to reopen Strait of Hormuz
Iran is still blocking the Strait of Hormuz and President Trump is now demanding that NATO allies act to help reopen it. For two views on this and the war, Amna Nawaz spoke with retired Vice Admiral Kevin Donegan and Nathalie Tocci. Donegan is the former commander of the U.S. 5th Fleet and is now at the Middle East Institute. Tocci is Professor of Practice at Johns Hopkins SAIS Europe.

Series B, Episode 06 - Trial
PAR: With respect, Major, I didn't do it for you.
THANIA: You served a full tour with Space Commander Travis, didn't you?
PAR: Five years. He was hard.
THANIA: But fair.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/206/245 B7B4

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Series B, Episode 11 - Gambit
SERVALAN: He outlived his value. [She finds a listening device on Travis. She motions to Jarriere, who joins her. She shows him the "bug" and replaces it in Travis's clothes.] But now he can perform one last service for us.
JARRIERE: In what way, Commander? B7B3

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