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New Commander Sends Officers of 125th Brigade to the Front: https://benborges.xyz/2025/12/20/new-commander-sends-officers-of.html

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Denmark on Monday is boosting its military presence on the Arctic island, according to local press reports.
A "substantial contribution" of Danish combat soldiers is expected to arrive in Kangerlussuaq,
the location of Greenland’s main international airport, on Monday evening, according to Danish broadcaster TV2.
Denmark’s top military commander in the Arctic,
Maj. Gen. SŸren Andersen, said that about 100 Danish soldiers have already arrived in Nuuk, Greenla…

Denmark sends more troops to Greenland
Denmark says its troops could stay in Greenland for one to two years.

Federal agents, including CBP Commander Bovino, back in Evanston Wednesday (Evanston RoundTable)
https://evanstonroundtable.com/2025/12/17/federal-agents-including-cbp-commander-bovino-back-in-evanston-wednesday/
http://www.memeorandum.com/251217/p104#a251217p104

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Zelensky names Pavlo Yelizarov new Air Force deputy commander, calls for overhaul of Ukraine's air defenses: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/19/zelensky-names-pavlo-yelizarov-new.html

D05 - Animals
CAPTAIN: One of our pursuit units engaged an unidentified planet hopper. They refused to obey a stand and be searched order and the pursuit commander opened fire.
SERVALAN: Why all the interest? What's one civilian cargo ship more or less?
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/405/97

Ukrainian intelligence fakes commander's death, takes 0.5M bounty from russians.
https://kyivindependent.com/ukraines-hur-faked-death-of-top-anti-putin-russian-commander-claimed-kremlin-bounty-money/

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House Committee Subpoenas Journalist For Reporting On Commander Involved In Maduro Raid https://thedissenter.org/house-committee-subpoenas-journalist-for-reporting-on-commander-involved-in-maduro-raid/

Ukrainian commander ‘Perun’ confirms advances near Hulyaipole on the Zaporizhzhia front: https://benborges.xyz/2026/02/11/ukrainian-commander-perun-confirms-advances.html

Heute vor 65 Jahren: Am 16. Januar 1961 ereignete sich am Luftwaffenstützpunkt Royal Air Force #Lakenheath eine nukleare Beinahe-Katastrophe. Durch menschliches Versagen fing eine F-100 Super Sabre der US-Luftwaffe, beladen mit einer Mark-28-#Wasserstoffbombe, Feuer.

US commander says Russia and China's Arctic patrols are 'not for peaceful purposes' (Fox News)
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/us-commander-says-russia-chinas-arctic-patrols-not-peaceful-purposes
http://www.memeorandum.com/260113/p118#a260113p118

After Kyiv’s uncrewed fleet succeeded in curbing the movements of Russia’s once-dominant Black Sea navy
The commander of sea-drone operations for Ukraine’s military intelligence agency
says more complex strikes against Russian forces are expected next year
In an interview with The Associated Press, the head of the specialized maritime drone unit, Group 13,
said Ukraine’s attacks have forced Russia to adapt,
limiting opportunities for major Black Sea strikes seen…

Ukraine's sea drone commander says AI targeting will add pressure on Russia
A top Ukrainian sea-drone commander says more complex attacks on Russian forces are expected next year as Kyiv’s uncrewed fleet continues to restrict the once-dominant Black Sea navy. The officer, known as “13th,” told The Associated Press that Russia has adapted by keeping ships in port and operating at greater distances, reducing opportunities for high-profile strikes. The defense intelligence agency's Group 13 operates Magura drones that have played a key role in limiting Russian movem…

Russian ArBat battalion commander 'Abrek' killed in Ukraine: https://benborges.xyz/2026/02/10/russian-arbat-battalion-commander-abrek.html

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"President Trump declared on Wednesday evening that his power as commander in chief is constrained only by his “own morality,” brushing aside international law and other checks on his ability to use military might"
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I wrote this today:
2034: Convicted Border Patrol Commander Wants Freedom - Says He’ll Fight a Wild Boar Naked to Get It
https://stuff.davidaugust.com/bovino-petitions-to-fight-wild-boar-naked-for-sentence-commutation/

Bovino Petitions to Fight Wild Boar Naked for Sentence Commutation
Naysayers Say Nay July 12, 2034: Fremont County, Colorado - Gregory Bovino, serving several life sentences at both the federal and state levels in multiple states, has petitioned the courts asking that he be granted permission to wrestle a wild boar naked, and, if he survives, have the rest of

A US House committee votes to subpoena a journalist after he posted a biography of the alleged Delta Force leader who led the Caracas operation in Venezuela (The Washington Post)
https://wapo.st/3NzELX8

House votes to subpoena journalist over report on Delta Force commander
A lawmaker accused Seth Harp of “leaking classified intel” after he posted a photograph of a person he identified as the head of the elite unit responsible for the Venezuela operation.

Ukraine's military intelligence (HUR)
⭐️faked the death of Denis Kapustin, commander of the Russian Volunteer Corps (RDK),
⭐️and claimed the bounty placed on his head by Russia's intelligence service,
HUR chief Kyrylo Budanov revealed on Jan. 1.
"Welcome back to life," Budanov said on a Telegram video,
while congratulating Kapustin and the intelligence team involved in the operation

'Welcome back to life' — Ukraine's HUR faked death of top anti-Putin Russian commander, claimed Kremlin bounty money
Denis Kapustin, commander of the Russian Volunteer Corps (RDK), was reported killed in action on Dec. 27.

Series A, Episode 12 - Deliverance
TRAVIS: You sent for me?
SERVALAN: You've lost some of your fire, Travis. Whatever happened to your pride?
TRAVIS: My pride, Supreme Commander?
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/112/227 B7B6

Revealing the Commander of Ukraine’s 14th Army Corps: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/05/revealing-the-commander-of-ukraines.html

#macOS Finder users might not need dual-panel file managers. Or they might.
I've been using superfile in the terminal.
And I just discovered https://github.com/mikekazakov/nimble-commander

Administration is big mad at Kelly for accidentally exposing plan to scapegoat troops. Adm Bradley should have done an Adm Holsey and retired.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/12/01/hegseth-caine-boat-strikes-caribbean/

Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout
As Congress vows accountability, the Trump administration emphasized it was a top military commander — not the defense secretary — who directed the engagement.

Iran’s paramilitary
Revolutionary Guard,
a force which was key in putting down recent nationwide protests in a crackdown that left thousands dead, is
“more ready than ever,
finger on the trigger,”
its commander said Saturday,
-- as U.S. warships headed toward the Middle East.
Nournews, a news outlet close to Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, reported on its Telegram channel that
the commander, Gen. Mohammad Pakpour, warned the United St…

Iran's Revolutionary Guard commander warns the US, says his force has its 'finger on the trigger'
The commander of Iran’s paramilitary Revolutionary Guard, a force which was key in putting down recent nationwide protests in a crackdown that left thousands dead, says the force is “more ready than ever, finger on the trigger.”

New Commander Appointed to 39th Coastal Defense Brigade: https://benborges.xyz/2025/12/07/new-commander-appointed-to-th.html

Ukrainian POWs ‘being systematically executed’ by Russia, says top commander | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ukraine-pow-prisoner-of-war-russia-putin-execution-b2891941.html

À travers cet article on apprend que VIA va commander 42 locomotives et 320 voitures. Mais ça prendra certainement plusieurs années #viarail
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Series A, Episode 10 - Breakdown
VOICE: [V.O.]Right.
FARREN: Send the commander straight up. Make sure he's not armed.
VOICE: [V.O.] Understood. [Blake teleports in]
BLAKE: Don't worry, I'm not armed.
FARREN: How did you do that?
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/110/363…

https://apnews.com/article/russia-starlink-musk-ukraine-space-china-canada-c69c1fda5ffc93828712ab723e606a2c

Russia's new anti-satellite weapon project would target Starlink with space shrapnel
NATO-nation intelligence services believe Russia is developing a weapon to target Starlink satellites. Intelligence findings seen by The Associated Press say the weapon could release pellets to disable multiple satellites. Analysts have doubts, saying such a weapon could create chaos in space and risk other vital orbiting systems. But a Canadian space commander has told the AP that such a weapon is “not implausible.” Starlink's services are used by Ukraine. Russia views the constellation as…

Top anti-Putin Russian commander killed fighting for Ukraine: https://benborges.xyz/2025/12/27/top-antiputin-russian-commander-killed.html

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It seems sensible to have an enquiry into Russian interference in UK politics, given the attitude of Russia toward the UK, the poisonings to say nothing of the rhetoric:
"If today Britain is hitting our territory with its missiles from Ukraine... I consider this a good reason for Britain to cease to exist" - Andrei Gurulyov, a pro-Putin lawmaker and former military commander, said on state TV in January 2025.

Series B, Episode 08 - Hostage
SERVALAN: Commander, I'm not interested in your excuses. You will surrender your ship and place yourself under close arrest.
COMMANDER: But, Supreme Commander, I must protest.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/208/184 B7B5

Fascist paramilitary invaders right before they abducted journalist Georgia Fort from her house for reporting on a protest at a St. Paul, MN church with a ICE field commander pastor. (1/30/26)
Source:
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The UK media have not well received the steaming dump that the US military commander in chief took on the graves of British soldiers that died assisting the US.

Cowboys-Commanders on Christmas Day: What We Learned from Dallas' 30-23 win https://www.nfl.com/news/cowboys-commanders-on-christmas-day-what-we-learned-from-dallas-30-23-win

Who is Adm. Frank Bradley, commander in the boat strike controversy? (Victoria Craw/Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2025/12/05/admiral-frank-bradley-boat-strike-caribbean/
http://www.memeorandum.com/251205/p64#a251205p64

⚔️ARMED FORCES COMMANDER PREPS OFFENSIVE, TRUMP – SANCTIONS:UAE talks. New stage of the war in 2026: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/24/armed-forces-commander-preps-offensive.html

Dallas Cowboys at Washington Commanders odds, picks and predictions https://sportsbookwire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2025/12/24/cowboys-at-commanders-odds-picks-and-predictions/87904135007/

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Ukraine’s commander-in-chief says Russia planned to reach Odesa and end the war in 2025: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/13/ukraines-commanderinchief-says-russia-planned.html

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Syrskyi calls for urgent air-defense aid in call with US commander: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/13/syrskyi-calls-for-urgent-airdefense.html

Series C, Episode 03 - Volcano
SERVALAN: How could I? [Turns off speaker.] You have Orac.
SERVALAN: Battle Fleet Commander, You heard that.
COMMANDER: [On viewscreen] Yes.
SERVALAN: I think it's time we tested the determination of the Pyroans.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/303/568…

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RE: https://social.petertoushkov.eu/@cellfourteen/115946260228294772
I wish this music video - giant space screen on full blast - were the first thing hostile aliens saw on first contact with us.
"Yes, Commander, but what does it ME…

Officials in Congress and the Pentagon said Monday they are increasingly concerned
that the Trump administration intends to
scapegoat the military officer who directed U.S. forces to kill two survivors of a targeted strike on suspected drug smugglers in Latin America,
as lawmakers made initial moves to investigate whether the attack constituted a war crime.

Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout
As Congress vows accountability, the Trump administration emphasized it was a top military commander — not the defense secretary — who directed the engagement.

Series B, Episode 10 - Voice from the Past
GLYND: The evidence, my friends. [Holds tapes] Surveillance report on Supreme Commander Servalan's attempt to cheat the Federation of one hundred million credits in return for the supercomputer Orac. Confidential report on your trial, Blake, and the subsequent elimination of your defence lawyer when he discovered that the evidence against you had been falsified. Need I continue? [Closes case of tapes] Enough, as I have said, to convict th…

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NSA pick champions foreign spying law as nomination advances https://therecord.media/nsa-pick-champions-fsa-renewal-nomination-advances

U.S. carrier strike group enters Middle East region after Iran commander warns U.S. its forces have "finger on the trigger" (Sarah Lynch Baldwin/CBS News)
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/us-carrier-strike-group-middle-east-region-iran/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260126/p64#a260126p64

NASA began a two-day practice countdown Saturday
leading up to the fueling of its new moon rocket,
a crucial test that will determine when four astronauts blast off on a lunar flyby.
Already in quarantine to avoid germs,
Commander Reid Wiseman and his crew will be the first people to launch to the moon since 1972.
They will monitor the dress rehearsal from their Houston base before flying to Kennedy Space Center once the rocket is cleared for flight.
The 3…

NASA begins a practice countdown for its first moonshot with astronauts in more than 50 years
NASA has begun a two-day practice countdown for its first moonshot with astronauts in 53 years

Series B, Episode 08 - Hostage
JOBAN: Goodbye, Supreme Commander.
SERVALAN: Goodbye, Counsellor Joban. [Joban exits. Communicator chimes]
SERVALAN: Yes.
VOICE: The message reads "Travis is on the planet Exbar."
SERVALAN: Is that all?
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/208/237

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A missile screamed off the Trinidad coast, striking the vessel and igniting a blaze from bow to stern.
For minutes, commanders watched the boat burning on a live drone feed.
As the smoke cleared, they got a jolt: Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck.
Hegseth's order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all 

The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack
— the opening salvo in the Trump administration’s war on s…

Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.

Zelensky not considering replacing Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi amid government reshuffle: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/04/020844.html

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The Minnesota Department of Corrections (DOC)
names Border Patrol Commander Greg Bovino directly in a statement:
"In the hours following the shooting, U.S. Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino held a press conference
asserting that the operation was targeting an individual named Jose Huerta-Chuma
and characterized him as having a significant criminal history.
Because federal statements have repeatedly included inaccurate information about Minnesota custody an…

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China investigates top general Zhang Youxia in rare purge of senior military leaders https://therecord.media/china-investigates-top-general-purge-senior-military-leaders

How Ukraine's military intelligence faked the death of Denis Kapustin, a Russian commander fighting for Kyiv: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/02/how-ukraines-military-intelligence-faked.html

Series B, Episode 08 - Hostage
COMMANDER: Good. Our detector shield is working. Give me her exact position in three minutes at present speed. Mark.
MUTOID: Computer running.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/208/56 B7B5

Budanov outplays Russia! “Eliminated” RDK commander is alive!: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/01/budanov-outplays-russia-eliminated-rdk.html

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Our current Governor General Mary Simon -- Titular Commander of our Armed Forces in the King's adsence -- is Inuk, and grew up in traditional life. (yes, dog sleds, Donald!)
Her Inuk name is: Ningiukudluk
It means: “bossy little old lady”.
I am absolutely sure #TheAmericanFascist would hate her. 👍
She has a long career in Arctic/Inuk/Circumpolar politics. She will be in Nuuk next month to open Canada's new consulate.
#Greenland #Nunavut #Canada #CanPoli #CdnPoli #Solidarity #Iqaluit
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'Welcome back to life' — Ukraine's HUR faked death of top anti-Putin Russian commander, claimed Kremlin bounty money: https://benborges.xyz/2026/01/01/welcome-back-to-life-ukraines.html

Series B, Episode 05 - Pressure Point
SERVALAN: [Turns on viewscreen] Travis?
TRAVIS: [From viewscreen] Yes, Supreme Commander?
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/205/474 B7B2

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Series B, Episode 10 - Voice from the Past
VOICE: [V.O.] Supreme Commander?
SERVALAN: Yes?
VOICE: [V.O.] Governor Le Grand of Outer Gaul for you.
SERVALAN: Le Grand. Well, well, well. [Le Grand appears on the communicator screen]
SERVALAN: Governor.
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/210/379

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Series B, Episode 08 - Hostage
JOBAN: Supreme commander.
SERVALAN: An honour, Counsellor.
JOBAN: Thank you. [Sits down] Aren't you going to offer me a drink?
SERVALAN: Yes, of course. [Pours drink for Joban]
JOBAN: Not joining me?
https://blake.torpidity.net/m/208/199…

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#Blakes7 Series A, Episode 06 - Seek-Locate-Destroy
AVON: Space Commander Travis.
BLAKE: Travis!
JENNA: Do you know him?
BLAKE: I thought he was dead. I was sure I'd killed him.
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Series B, Episode 11 - Gambit
SERVALAN: He outlived his value. [She finds a listening device on Travis. She motions to Jarriere, who joins her. She shows him the "bug" and replaces it in Travis's clothes.] But now he can perform one last service for us.
JARRIERE: In what way, Commander? B7B3

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