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@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-08-23 15:17:37

I just cooked myself a late hot lunch and maaaan, it sure did me good.
Hot food for the win!

@boris@cosocial.ca
2026-05-24 05:11:49

Cooked tonight, which was exactly the kind of at home relaxing I needed after a lot of time traveling.
Broke apart a whole chicken and roasted the legs & wings, and then separately the two breasts upside down.
Salt, garlic powder, paprika, a bed of yellow peppers & onions, rice on the side.

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-08-22 21:53:39

Just cooked a very acceptable tomato bacon pasta in what became the flippin’ night before I knew what was happening.
I ate my portion direct from the pan as only appropriate in such situations

It’s very dark! You might just be able to make out my camping stove 😂
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-21 18:59:49

Here's why this bothers me so much. There's already a lot of automation for patches getting backported to the numerous stable kernels. In theory those updates are focused on important or minor fixes, so distributions just pull in the latest stable release and it shows up in security updates on your machines. We _already_ have problems with problematic fixes slipping into the stable kernel series, and llm reviews are going to make it worse.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-08-07 09:20:42

Analysis: Google DeepMind has lost frontier-model momentum amid leadership and RL talent departures, with Google Cloud emerging as a winner with more compute (SemiAnalysis)
newsletter.semianalysis.com/p/

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-07-16 12:59:45

No good deed goes unpunished.
Case in point, I cooked some late-night chicken for my dog, only to get woken up at 3 AM because he pooped in his crate and broke out.
Now I'm operating on fumes... poo fumes.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-08-15 11:31:33

Cowboys’ Jerry Jones Cooked Up High Expectations for $28 Million Defender heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-co

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-07-17 12:36:12

I sat near a student on the train into Toronto last night who went on an expletive-ridden, 10-minute tear about the government of Ontario and its massive transfer of student grants to loans. Condensed to its essence: this is a bait and switch and students like her, who began their studies in the expectation that education would remain affordable (or at least wouldn't become massively more expensive over night), are "so cooked."

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-08-14 20:25:19

I used to post a lot about things I cook. Now I have so many friends in Gaza who are hungry, I mostly don't. But I'm quite pleased with the meal I cooked tonight.
Steak, onion, garlic, cashews, bell pepper, peaches, mushrooms, ginger, orange, salt, rice.

A shallow circular cast iron dish, filled with a mix of rice and other ingredients, and topped with slices of orange.
Some of the dish on a plate. It is colourful and chaotic and very delicious.

On Monday, the Supreme Court handed down two back-to-back decisions on the question of presidential power over the executive branch.
The results are, by almost any honest accounting, impossible to square.
In "Trump v. Slaughter", the Court’s six conservative justices voted to demolish a 91-year-old precedent
Iprotecting independent federal agencies from presidential removal,
declaring that President may fire most independent agency heads at will
and t…

@peter_mcmahan@mas.to
2026-06-15 14:58:43

RE: mastodon.social/@jasonkoebler/
The internet is cooked. If the big tech players succeed in setting themselves as the de facto access point for information, then credibility is out the window. This isn't fixable -- it…

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-07-11 21:04:31

made a pot of chicken and chorizo in a tomatoey sauce with lots of beans
the kitchen got uncomfortably warm (mainly because i cooked some frozen potato things in the oven to go with it)
but there’s now a cooling breeze and my tummy is happily stuffed full

@bici@mastodon.social
2026-08-12 21:48:57

Traditional radicci cotti (cooked dandelion greens or wild radicchio, often known in Italian-Brazilian and Veneto traditions as radicci cot or radici cotte) is made by briefly boiling or blanching wild field chicory/radicchio, squeezing out the water, and pan-sautéing it with garlic, oil, and vinegar.
#radicci

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-06-09 02:41:00

JFC, I hate to leak this but you should visit before the prices jack up because there's no way traditional Tonkatsu A5 Wagyu goes for $57 in LA for very long.
Top 5 Japanese in Los Angeles - easy.
✅ Kyoto Wagyu Tonkatsu Ten no Meshi | "Ten no Meshi" - where every dish is top-tier
tonkatsu-la.tennomeshi.com/

@hynek@mastodon.social
2026-08-03 09:44:11

github is cooked let’s go shopping

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-07-04 15:22:20

Canva is cooked. Every graphic for an event I'm seeing from normies is all AI graphics.

@usul@piaille.fr
2026-06-27 09:32:07

Mongolian Stone BBQ HORHOG Goes Extreme! Sheep Head Cooked INSIDE Sheep Stomach | Khan's Kitchen - YouTube
#recette

@_mr_moe@mastodon.social
2026-07-30 12:47:21

Ich mag ja die KI:
KI: ✻ Cooked for 20s
Ich: Lebe lang und in Frieden
KI: 🖖 Lebe lang und in Frieden, Max.
#agenticAI #Claude

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-08-19 14:52:28

"To wit: I ordered this scrumptious meal at a restaurant—therefore I both invented the recipe and cooked the meal."
Important disclaimer: Before you feel the urge to reply, this is paraphrased, he did not actually write that (and neither does he write anything else!). Quotation marks can have multiple meanings in English. Language is amazing!
nature.com/articles/d44148-026

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-08-18 10:00:39

Harvested some of my Dr. Martin's lima beans yesterday and cooked them up with butter and salt. So good. #LimaBeans #beans #allotment #garden #legume

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-07-07 19:42:12

For the last couple of days, I haven't felt well enough to walk over the hill. Which, as no one else lives this side of the hill and there is no road here, means I haven't been able to get supplies. And I haven't cut firewood, so I can't use my oven.
But hey! That's an opportunity to learn to cook flatbread. I'm not sure it's very good flatbread, but hopefully practice will make perfect.

Homemade flatbread. It isn't thin enough or flexible enough to use as a wrap, but it seems to be adequately cooked and tastes all right.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-08-06 04:39:56

Ruh roh.
▶️ Oracle is Cooked - Kiraa
youtube.com/watch?v=py23zYn1GM
▶️ Oracle’s credit rating drops to one level above junk | Ed Zitron - The Tech Report

@peter_mcmahan@mas.to
2026-07-07 02:29:11

Academia is so cooked.
I'm constantly getting emails for courses like this one, which promises to teach you to use GenAI to (a) come up with survey items, and (b) to then *validate* those items. Step (a) is bad enough, but then step (b), which typically involves asking humans to take the survey and then using sophisticated techniques to make sure it's measuring what you want it to, is replaced by piping the survey into the computer and treating the output text as meanigful res…

@hynek@mastodon.social
2026-08-01 07:55:06

the BVG ticket apps (all 3 of them 🫠) are completely cooked, aren’t they?
Can’t see my Deutschlandticket for August and couldn’t even buy another ticket. Getting generic network errors everywhere.

@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 07:14:00

Spent the night in an extremely hot room. Am I cooked?

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-07-30 14:58:18

According to a Reddit commenter, I'm "racist" because I'm saying that it's a bad that Matz (creator and maintainer of the Ruby programming language) associates with known racists.
Because—get this—it's apparently normal to be racist in Japan.
These people all have their brains cooked so bad.