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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-26 15:12:21

Cowboys 2026 NFL Draft Grade Roundup Shows Jerry Jones Cooked All Weekend si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/cowboy

@newsie@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-21 21:11:22

EMERGENCY BREAKING NEWS PODCAST: Tim, Cooked 404media.co/emergency-breaking

@kuba@toot.kuba-orlik.name
2026-03-16 18:22:39

> As a restaurant owner – I’m astounded at the rate of progress since microwaves were released a few short years ago. Today’s microwave can cook a frozen burrito. Tomorrow’s microwave will be able to cook an entire Thanksgiving Dinner. Ten years from now a microwave may even be able to run the country.

@boris@cosocial.ca
2026-05-24 05:11:49

Cooked tonight, which was exactly the kind of at home relaxing I needed after a lot of time traveling.
Broke apart a whole chicken and roasted the legs & wings, and then separately the two breasts upside down.
Salt, garlic powder, paprika, a bed of yellow peppers & onions, rice on the side.

@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-05-26 07:14:00

Spent the night in an extremely hot room. Am I cooked?

@joe@toot.works
2026-04-19 16:21:25

A year ago, my sister cooked the engine in her car and because she was still paying the note on it, she just left it in my parents' back yard. I'm thinking about grabbing a screwdriver, a jump pack, and my headphones and driving over there to see if I can get it started. I'm curious if the brakes are rusted shut.

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-05 14:39:07

Wow. I missed that Lynn Biyendolo has been in the content mines for the last 6 months making a cooking show with her husband.
#cooking

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 15:05:15

Seeing the amount of AI ad spend in NY and the absolute glazing and over hype in the ads makes me realize our industry is cooked. We just have to let it go through this phase.

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-03-19 17:29:36

I cannot understand what these old dudes think they'll do with all that money, and power, and submitting people's lives to their will. The hateful thought of their own mortality must be the only reason to ramp up the evils they commit ->
Moscow Is Cooked Internet Shutdown - NFKRZ
youtube.com/watch?v=MF7UF…

@sean@scoat.es
2026-03-15 22:03:51

Unexpectedly found a pack of my homemade bacon in the freezer.
Expectedly, made me think of Jefferson McCree. 💔
#php

Not yet cooked strips of my bacon, on a sheet pan and rack.
@zachleat@zachleat.com
2026-05-06 22:30:04

chat — are we cooked

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-05-10 20:33:51

Make Your Own Okonomiyaki At Home #plantbased

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-08 03:25:50

#muddledMaunderings of a doddering fool. Caveat Emptor. In which an old dog teaches himself a new trick. Mrs Joe and I grew up with gas stoves in our homes, and cooked for 40 years on our own gas stove. Nine years ago we bought this house and an electric stove with a glass top. I’ve been cleaning the stovetop 4-5 times a week, depending on how splashy whatever we’ve been making was, so,…

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-08 17:59:06

VARITY BALL HOUSE BANBALL FEATURED WEB
members.tripod.com/kwanjai/ "Love" Pre-cooked. New webpage. For the younger generation, the content is abundant. Various formats

@samerfarha@mastodon.social
2026-03-13 22:03:38

This has been the fastest, least planned trip to London since I was going to Kuwait regularly. Leaving tomorrow having been able to catch up with one friend, had two home-cooked meals by mom (see pic), and three restaurants. I didn’t even have time (or appetite) for a shawarma sandwich!

A red pan holds stuffed grape leaves, stuffed squash, and chicken, accompanied by a bowl of tabouli on a wooden table.
@nelson@tech.lgbt
2026-03-07 21:52:32

Excellent dinner of Fabada Asturiana, Spain's answer to cassoulet. Bean stew with cuts of delicious fatty pork sausage and something like bacon. This one was served with beans and meats cooked separately which was a really nice touch, kept the flavors distinct. Very satisfying with good pork.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-02 16:05:56

'We are already cooked': Republicans brace for a midterm reckoning (MS NOW)
ms.now/news/republicans-midter
memeorandum.com/260502/p25#a26

@CerstinMahlow@mastodon.acm.org
2026-04-07 18:59:14

The world as we know it is at risk in the next hours, but we have fidelin del moro (de grano saraceno) from #Chiavenna with pesto genovese and #Botonero at what feels like the first summer evening of the year

Package of thin brown pasta:

Fidelin del moro con farina integrale di grano saraceno from Carlo Moro in Chiavenna
table at large open window with two glasses of water, two glasses of red wine, two plates with cooked pasta with pesto
plate with brown pasta (the fidelin)j mixed with pesto genovese and parmigiano
bottle of Botonero
@fraca7@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-17 02:00:37

New recipe today: spaghetti with tuna « en papillote ». Tuna marinated in lemon juice, white wine and rosemary; cherry tomatoes and new potatoes, some garlic. Half-cooked spaghetti and then everything’s finished foiled in the oven.
#cooking #food

What’s described in the post, still in its baking paper
@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-04-11 14:14:52

RE: infosec.exchange/@littlealex/1
We're cooked, a medium on our way to well done

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-04-05 16:15:50

Lamb Roast Today
Home cooked

@wydamn@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-02 12:14:40

Is it just me, or do finality phrases such as "We're done", "We're cooked", "We're over" seem to be way more commonly used in English than they used to be.

@eyebee@mstdn.social
2026-05-04 08:55:57

Surprising what you can get done in a short time. In 45 minutes, I’ve instaleld a new CO Detector on the ceiling, and re-installed smoke alarm too. I’ve also put a new motion detector on the wall by the front door. Put out the trash for recycling. Cooked and made bacon sandwiches and more coffee.

@fraca7@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-06 00:14:28

Third variant of the « carbonara pizza » and the very best so far. Heavy cream base, then mozzarella, then smoked duck magret slices. After it’s cooked, parmesan and an egg yolk, then red Kampot pepper.
#pizza #cooking

Said pizza. Everything’s in the post really.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-13 19:40:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NewMusicFix
Slow Cooked:
🎵 Half Tesla
#SlowCooked
#newRelease 🆕 single
open.spotify.com/track/6Z01tbk