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Okay, never mind, I am like an hour late, cooked, and sick. Streams pushed to whenever I wake up

So…are ya really sure you want to trash the US EV industry right now, Donald?
Driving Xiaomi's Electric Car: Are we Cooked? - https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mb6H7trzMfI&si=5iXaWE8H1WpjuORi

wow this car is pretty wild.
Driving Xiaomi's Electric Car: Are we Cooked? by Marques Brownlee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb6H7trzMfI

One reason why La Terminal doesn’t encourage tmux for session preservation or mosh is their low fidelity terminal rendering, so I use a tiny “keep the session open” instead. It is a small binary I bundle with LaTerminal.
To get the best of both worlds, I cooked my own “tmux” built on top of headless SwiftTerm, so I get high fidelity rendering - but deploying it seems like an uphill battle:

GitHub - migueldeicaza/Pane: Terminal Multiplexor built on top of SwiftTerm
Terminal Multiplexor built on top of SwiftTerm. Contribute to migueldeicaza/Pane development by creating an account on GitHub.

I don't understand how - as a technologist - you can be so cooked that you run Moltbot and the likes.
On the other hand: It's fair that now not only the people exposed to Slack or Office365 get bad software but also the people building those kinds of hot messes.

I found a good recipe for Beef Wellington for Thanksgiving dinner, and it worked out well. Pre cook beef, make mushroom duxelle (chopped and cooked to a paste) chill overnight then clingfilm and prosciutto, mushrooms and wrap around beef. Prosciutto keeps it together inside pastry.

I think this may be the thing that truly kills the last embers of any passion I had for tech. I knew it was coming when I coined WYSIAYG (what you see is ALL you get) and here it is, only 40 some years later, and while services halting inexplicably is is a fact of computing, WYSIAYG means the software won't even try to explain, intelligent logging and troubleshooting wasn't in the Business Requirements because we all know software only ever works perfectly. If you really must know, use gdb.
It's like the old joke, spouse buys a parrot, leaves it as a surprise, arrives home to find it cooked for dinner; how could you, it spoke 12 languages! then it should have said something.

I saw a forum post today where a user asked a question and someone responded with "You should ask an LLM or ChatGPT" and goddamn we are absolutely cooked.

Court Is In Session
Your weekly dose of feral Reddit drama, unhinged Twitter takes, fanfic meltdowns, and moral messes too cooked for real life...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/court-is-in-session/

Claude Code can feel daunting, and most people's problems are not software-shaped, but it is clearly autonomous and the home-cooked app renaissance is great (Jasmine Sun/@jasmine's substack)
https://jasmi.news/p/claude-code

My Claude Code Psychosis
are your problems software-shaped?

Adin Ross is 25 years old, has 7 million subscribers on Twitch, 4.5 million subscribers on YouTube, and livestreams daily to hundreds of thousands of people.
This is him finding out what fascism is.
Chat, are we cooked?

I've never seen this outside of my family in the wild (some research shows there are other people online who've made it/have recipes).
We make “turkey roll" with leftover turkey dinner. I chop turkey, veggies, and stuffing up into small pieces, fry up some fresh onions celery garlic, and stuff it into biscuit dough, then bake.
It gets a "sauce" of either leftover extra-thickened gravy or a béchamel-ish white sauce. It's pretty tasty and the fresh bi…

Pour bien finir l’année, un gâteau cerises et chocolat ! 😋
#MardiPatisserie
#patisserie #Pastries

Can the Panthers catch the Bucs? We're overreacting to Week 13 https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47152847/nfl-week-13-overreactions-fantasy-nfc-south-eagles-chiefs-lamar-jackson-cowboys

Back in our hotel, we cooked some very yummy #pasta with lots of #veggies and #mushrooms. 🍽️
See y'all again tomorrow at

My mom @anne.onbowen.ca found a German stuffed turkey recipe that we cooked together today (Germans celebrate on Christmas Eve).
It turned out really nice.
https://recipe.exchange/recipes/01KD9R9K5XFP4FK32D10Y7SCSG

Ein gefüllter Truthahn zu Weihnachten
German recipe for a stuffed Christmas Turkey, with a stuffing of chestnuts, sausage meat, orange & apple, and five spice Der St. Moritzer Fabrizio Zanetti ist ein «Wundermann»: Fine Dining im...

Inflation:
In what should be a surprise to no one, Trump cooked the books. : r/usa
https://www.reddit.com/r/usa/comments/1pv3off/in_what_should_be_a_surprise_to_no_one_trump/

'We'd be cooked': Trump, Lindell test Minnesota GOP's optimism (Aaron Pellish/Politico)
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/12/24/minnesota-elections-2026-tim-walz-mike-lindell-00701462
http://www.memeorandum.com/251224/p44#a251224p44

oh no, I'm cooked
https://youtu.be/JbDVqLlLarY?si=bWuZbJX3CTiZI4gr

Hummus bel fitr (mushrooms)

*elf barges into Zanta's (zoomer Santa's) snoval office* ZANTA!!! ZANTAAA!!!!
*Zanta startles, his round frameless cosmetic glasses jolt off his face and splash into his Swiss Miss, he mutes his Friday Night Funkin' - 61 vs 67 Kid Meme (Numerical Breakdown Demo) and turns with an irate energy rattling his piercings and messy dyed-white wolf cut*
Zanta: Bro WHAT TF!?
elf: THEY FOUND UR AGARTHA ALT UR SO COOKED THEYRE SAYING NO WONDER HE WISHES EVERYONE A WHITE C…

ChatGPT is cooked. This is in the department of batshit crazy.

So in another dream I just woke up from, I was talking to someone about "the idea problem" (that it's becoming harder to monitize ideas, from a vox article written by an AI cooked reporter).
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/executive-disorder-white-house-weekly-46-313675864/
Basically, I was arguing that the majority of inventions target men because patriarchy puts economic control in men's hands. As men have started to help more with childcare, there have been more inventions related to childcare. (I don't have any idea if this is true. Seems legit, but I'm just relating my dream. I think I was also oversimplifying a bit to "men" and "women" because of my audience, but anyway it was a dream.) There's actually more low-hanging fruit, I pointed out, related to making care work easier.
So I argued that the real problem was a failure to invest in research into solving that problem. Today there are all these boondoggles built around killing people. What if, instead of all this government research into killing people, we dumped a ton of money into making it easier to support a household? That would be great for the economy. (Being asleep, I seem to have forgotten that working people need money.)
In the blur of being just awake I started thinking about how you could kickstart the US economy by taking the money from the AI boondoggle and other autonomous murder bots and create something like a program to build robots for housekeepers. You'd still be funding tech with government money, so the same horrible people get paid, but you're now actually solving real problems. It wouldn't even matter if it was a boondoggle, honestly. Just dumping money into something other than murdering people is good enough.
I imagined first if there was a program to fund a robot housecleaner, like robot dog with AI some laundry pickup, that would be provided, free of charge, to help people with children. It would work the same as the military boondoggle where a private company makes the government buy a piece of hardware from them and then also pay them to service it for some number of years. But instead of that hardware sitting around waiting to kill someone, it would be getting brought to people's houses to help them.
Then I thought, hey, you could even boost the economy more if you just had government funding for doulas and housecleaners and paid them a living wage. Hey, you could really kickstart the economy by nationalizing healthcare and including doula support as part of all births. Oh, and you could also just include the optional household help for families with children until the kids turn 18.
None of this is perfect (I don't actually think most of this is possible from any state), but the point is that it's actually wildly easy to figure out all kinds of ways to invest in the economy and monitize ideas as long as you aren't entirely focused on the same old "make money from spying on people and killing them." Funny that. Like they said in the podcast, maybe "finding ideas" isn't the problem.
Hope you enjoyed the weird semi-awake brain dump/rant.

You know those movies where there's a planet which has one side that is always facing the sun, and the other side which is frozen solid?
That's how my Microwave thinks baked potatoes need to be cooked 🥔😅
#Food

Universe is another word for Cosmos, hence Universix as the name for the bootc Cosmic image I've cooked today. And it worked out very well. More on that tomorrow. Back home an updated MangoWC on Slackware waited for me! Great diversions from a shiite day at the races.
#cosmic_de #slackware

"Faking Receipts with AI"
smh ... every part of our digital experience is about to be cooked.
https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2025/11/faking-receipts-with-ai.html

We cooked a new feature for Godot and iOS lovers. A plugin to Godot to deploy to Xogot on iOS or iPad:
Details:
https://blog.xogot.com/introducing-xogot-connect-remote-debugging-for-godot-on-iphone-and-ipad/

Introducing Xogot Connect — Remote Debugging for Godot on iPhone and iPad
Today we’re excited to announce the availability of Xogot Connect, a new Godot extension available in the Godot Asset Library. Xogot Connnect bridges your desktop Godot editor to Xogot on iOS enabling you to run and debug your games on iPhone or iPad over Wi-Fi. With Xogot Connect, you

"Tjälknöl" (literally "Frost Lump"), the Swedish art of breaking all culinary rules to create the perfect cold cut.
How: ​Take a rock-hard frozen joint of moose. ​Place it directly into a cool oven (approx. 75°C–100°C) and roast overnight. ​Plunge the hot meat into a cold, salty brine after it’s cooked.
Result:
The meat is hot (the brine is cold) and drinks up the salty, spiced liquid like a sponge. You get incredibly tender, cured-style slices that melt in…

Cooked some yummy dinner with potatoes, carrots, broccoli, ginger, tomatoes, celery and king trumpet mushrooms.