@hynek@mastodon.social2025-10-20 08:17:35
nice, looks like Docker is cooked
@hynek@mastodon.social2025-10-20 08:17:35
@cyrevolt@mastodon.social2026-01-18 17:56:34
Cooked some yummy dinner with potatoes, carrots, broccoli, ginger, tomatoes, celery and king trumpet mushrooms.
@andycarolan@social.lol2025-11-17 13:45:03
You know those movies where there's a planet which has one side that is always facing the sun, and the other side which is frozen solid?
That's how my Microwave thinks baked potatoes need to be cooked 🥔😅
#Food
@migueldeicaza@mastodon.social2025-11-12 21:11:57
We cooked a new feature for Godot and iOS lovers. A plugin to Godot to deploy to Xogot on iOS or iPad:
Details:
https://blog.xogot.com/introducing-xogot-connect-remote-debugging-for-godot-on-iphone-and-ipad/
@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz2025-12-10 01:48:36
Content warning: US car pundit evaluating a Chinese EV
Hah. Fascinating to watch this guy evaluating his Xiomi SU7 EV, musing about what would happen to the US car industry if it was available in the US. #Cooked…
@castarco@hachyderm.io2025-12-16 19:27:00
Content warning: Brief rant on AI & capitalism
We are cooked.
We were always a problem for the ones above: we had the opportunity to enjoy high levels of education, access to relatively free & unpolluted knowledge, and welfare systems that worked relatively well for at least half of our lifes.
That was unacceptable, and "AI" is here to fix that.
Big Tech and their fascist friends have convinced many among our younger generations about the idea that "AI" (in its current form) is cool, amazing, necessary, and unstoppable.
We can resist all we want, except it's not our resistance that matters, but the resistance of the younger ones who haven't finished their formal studies yet.
Mozilla's CEO knows it... so he'll happily contribute to dumb us down as much as possible (before anyone has time to react) to ensure that we don't bother ever again the fragile sensibilites of his friends, our capitalist overlords.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk2025-10-20 19:36:45
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot2025-10-22 18:08:37
This made me laugh. Reminds me of the time @… added garam masala to the flapjacks instead of ground ginger and it was surprisingly good 😄
https://www.
@nemorosa@mastodon.nu2026-01-11 19:10:42
"Tjälknöl" (literally "Frost Lump"), the Swedish art of breaking all culinary rules to create the perfect cold cut.
How: Take a rock-hard frozen joint of moose. Place it directly into a cool oven (approx. 75°C–100°C) and roast overnight. Plunge the hot meat into a cold, salty brine after it’s cooked.
Result:
The meat is hot (the brine is cold) and drinks up the salty, spiced liquid like a sponge. You get incredibly tender, cured-style slices that melt in…
@poppastring@dotnet.social2025-11-08 19:54:01
"Faking Receipts with AI"
smh ... every part of our digital experience is about to be cooked.
https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2025/11/faking-receipts-with-ai.html
@stefan@gardenstate.social2025-12-06 02:07:41
wow this car is pretty wild.
Driving Xiaomi's Electric Car: Are we Cooked? by Marques Brownlee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb6H7trzMfI
@Archivist@social.linux.pizza2025-12-07 18:06:30
Okay, never mind, I am like an hour late, cooked, and sick. Streams pushed to whenever I wake up
@aardrian@toot.cafe2025-11-04 13:11:50
Did my duty as a citizen of what is ostensibly still a democracy and voted this morning. Then rewarded myself with an extra walk for a cappuccino and a non-GF cardamom knot (for which I will pay dearly later).
@gfriend@mas.to2025-12-07 03:54:03
So…are ya really sure you want to trash the US EV industry right now, Donald?
Driving Xiaomi's Electric Car: Are we Cooked? - https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mb6H7trzMfI&si=5iXaWE8H1WpjuORi
@adrianco@mastodon.social2025-11-29 18:03:57
I found a good recipe for Beef Wellington for Thanksgiving dinner, and it worked out well. Pre cook beef, make mushroom duxelle (chopped and cooked to a paste) chill overnight then clingfilm and prosciutto, mushrooms and wrap around beef. Prosciutto keeps it together inside pastry.
@ErikUden@mastodon.de2025-12-24 08:40:51
Adin Ross is 25 years old, has 7 million subscribers on Twitch, 4.5 million subscribers on YouTube, and livestreams daily to hundreds of thousands of people.
This is him finding out what fascism is.
Chat, are we cooked?
@servelan@newsie.social2025-10-28 22:36:17
'We Are Cooked': Trump’s Odd Confession to Troops Has People Wondering What Doctors Really Found in That MRI
https://atlantablackstar.com/2025/10/28/donald-trump-rambles-on-and-on-during-his-speech/
@yaya@jorts.horse2025-10-31 20:04:51
my brains officially cooked bc I looked at this and my immediate thought was this is the flag of a St. Pauli vs Dortmund match
#fedifc
@cheryanne@aus.social2025-11-30 02:42:04
Court Is In Session
Your weekly dose of feral Reddit drama, unhinged Twitter takes, fanfic meltdowns, and moral messes too cooked for real life...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/court-is-in-session/
@sean@scoat.es2025-12-30 00:00:49
I've never seen this outside of my family in the wild (some research shows there are other people online who've made it/have recipes).
We make “turkey roll" with leftover turkey dinner. I chop turkey, veggies, and stuffing up into small pieces, fry up some fresh onions celery garlic, and stuff it into biscuit dough, then bake.
It gets a "sauce" of either leftover extra-thickened gravy or a béchamel-ish white sauce. It's pretty tasty and the fresh bi…
@teledyn@mstdn.ca2025-12-02 01:53:07
I think this may be the thing that truly kills the last embers of any passion I had for tech. I knew it was coming when I coined WYSIAYG (what you see is ALL you get) and here it is, only 40 some years later, and while services halting inexplicably is is a fact of computing, WYSIAYG means the software won't even try to explain, intelligent logging and troubleshooting wasn't in the Business Requirements because we all know software only ever works perfectly. If you really must know, use gdb.
It's like the old joke, spouse buys a parrot, leaves it as a surprise, arrives home to find it cooked for dinner; how could you, it spoke 12 languages! then it should have said something.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot2026-01-11 17:48:33
Content warning: Meat🦌
I have inadvertently and with zero effort made a really good venison stew. I pulled a pack of venison at random from the freezer (locally culled and given to us as a thank you before Christmas), saw it was small pieces, so I stuck it in a dish with beef stock, a couple of shallots an absolute truncheon of a carrot I was given as a contribution towards Christmas dinner and slow cooked it. It's really good so with cauli cheese, sweetcorn and new pots that's work lunch sorted this wee…
@memeorandum@universeodon.com2025-12-24 17:50:47
'We'd be cooked': Trump, Lindell test Minnesota GOP's optimism (Aaron Pellish/Politico)
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/12/24/minnesota-elections-2026-tim-walz-mike-lindell-00701462
http://www.memeorandum.com/251224/p44#a251224p44
@mikeymikey@hachyderm.io2025-11-22 08:10:34
oh no, I'm cooked
https://youtu.be/JbDVqLlLarY?si=bWuZbJX3CTiZI4gr
@NFL@darktundra.xyz2025-11-30 23:49:16
Can the Panthers catch the Bucs? We're overreacting to Week 13 https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47152847/nfl-week-13-overreactions-fantasy-nfc-south-eagles-chiefs-lamar-jackson-cowboys
@nico@lepoulsdumonde.com2025-12-31 11:32:08
@hex@kolektiva.social2025-12-20 23:22:58
So in another dream I just woke up from, I was talking to someone about "the idea problem" (that it's becoming harder to monitize ideas, from a vox article written by an AI cooked reporter).
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-it-could-happen-here-30717896/episode/executive-disorder-white-house-weekly-46-313675864/
Basically, I was arguing that the majority of inventions target men because patriarchy puts economic control in men's hands. As men have started to help more with childcare, there have been more inventions related to childcare. (I don't have any idea if this is true. Seems legit, but I'm just relating my dream. I think I was also oversimplifying a bit to "men" and "women" because of my audience, but anyway it was a dream.) There's actually more low-hanging fruit, I pointed out, related to making care work easier.
So I argued that the real problem was a failure to invest in research into solving that problem. Today there are all these boondoggles built around killing people. What if, instead of all this government research into killing people, we dumped a ton of money into making it easier to support a household? That would be great for the economy. (Being asleep, I seem to have forgotten that working people need money.)
In the blur of being just awake I started thinking about how you could kickstart the US economy by taking the money from the AI boondoggle and other autonomous murder bots and create something like a program to build robots for housekeepers. You'd still be funding tech with government money, so the same horrible people get paid, but you're now actually solving real problems. It wouldn't even matter if it was a boondoggle, honestly. Just dumping money into something other than murdering people is good enough.
I imagined first if there was a program to fund a robot housecleaner, like robot dog with AI some laundry pickup, that would be provided, free of charge, to help people with children. It would work the same as the military boondoggle where a private company makes the government buy a piece of hardware from them and then also pay them to service it for some number of years. But instead of that hardware sitting around waiting to kill someone, it would be getting brought to people's houses to help them.
Then I thought, hey, you could even boost the economy more if you just had government funding for doulas and housecleaners and paid them a living wage. Hey, you could really kickstart the economy by nationalizing healthcare and including doula support as part of all births. Oh, and you could also just include the optional household help for families with children until the kids turn 18.
None of this is perfect (I don't actually think most of this is possible from any state), but the point is that it's actually wildly easy to figure out all kinds of ways to invest in the economy and monitize ideas as long as you aren't entirely focused on the same old "make money from spying on people and killing them." Funny that. Like they said in the podcast, maybe "finding ideas" isn't the problem.
Hope you enjoyed the weird semi-awake brain dump/rant.
@detondev@social.linux.pizza2025-12-23 13:39:01
*elf barges into Zanta's (zoomer Santa's) snoval office* ZANTA!!! ZANTAAA!!!!
*Zanta startles, his round frameless cosmetic glasses jolt off his face and splash into his Swiss Miss, he mutes his Friday Night Funkin' - 61 vs 67 Kid Meme (Numerical Breakdown Demo) and turns with an irate energy rattling his piercings and messy dyed-white wolf cut*
Zanta: Bro WHAT TF!?
elf: THEY FOUND UR AGARTHA ALT UR SO COOKED THEYRE SAYING NO WONDER HE WISHES EVERYONE A WHITE C…
@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com2025-12-25 17:02:32
The greyhounds at the WGW kennels still need their walks even on Christmas day so we've been open as usual for volunteer walkers, and got a good turnout. Every hound managed a walk in the winter sunshine.
Not only that though: over the last few days our volunteers have cooked and delivered more than 25 whole chickens, as well as sausages, vegetables and fish, so that the hounds could enjoy a special Christmas meal today too!
(Last photo is kennel hound Lizzo out with a volunt…
@samerfarha@mastodon.social2025-10-26 22:33:33
Recipe testing …
@domm@social.linux.pizza2025-10-21 19:53:12
Today I cooked 2.5kg chestnut creme from the very plenty harvest we got from Bs mother.
@cyrevolt@mastodon.social2025-12-27 00:02:29
Back in our hotel, we cooked some very yummy #pasta with lots of #veggies and #mushrooms. 🍽️
See y'all again tomorrow at
@andycarolan@social.lol2025-10-24 15:58:50
I cooked #Vegan Chilli with Mushrooms... does that qualify for #FungiFriday ?
#Food
@servelan@newsie.social2025-12-25 04:39:02
Inflation:
In what should be a surprise to no one, Trump cooked the books. : r/usa
https://www.reddit.com/r/usa/comments/1pv3off/in_what_should_be_a_surprise_to_no_one_trump/