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@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-20 17:20:44

Pine Nuts are just weird.
#HotTake #Food

@davej@dice.camp
2025-07-21 01:27:46

Do I at least get a poorly rushed conclusion with weird group sex at the end? cyberpunk.lol/@dirtwizard666/1

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-06-21 12:27:40

The forecast was for 29°C, but my car recorded 31°C... oh the lies!
#UKweather #Hot

@ayn@trunk.lol
2025-06-21 06:26:58

2K!

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-06-21 09:18:41

And now I’m in Krispy Kreme having a 🍩 ☕️
One of the few places around here that actually have vegan food items at breakfast
#Vegan #KrispyKreme

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-21 08:58:38

Follow me on Ko-fi to receive page, gallery, and commission updates.
Remember to check out the Free and Pay What You Want items in the shop!
#KoFi #KofiChallenge

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-20 13:36:32

Can you Primal/Asian/Deep squat?
#fitness
Yes
No
Wait, what’s that?

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-20 20:11:11

LOL!
noc.social/@todayilearned/1148

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-20 09:38:01

I’m in town again enjoying a cheeky coffee at a lovely coffee shop that I forgot exists. I should come here more often.
It even came with a smol biscuit 🍪
#coffee

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2025-06-21 08:56:20

@… LOL at devour

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-20 16:20:13

Terracotta Toddler
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@hey@social.nowicki.io
2025-09-20 09:58:44

masto.kukei.eu update: bumped toots time to live (tttl) to 48 hours (from 12 hours).
Short index makes sense if we had more data stream. With how niche Mastodon still is it makes the index useless in many cases.
I'll check how this behaves now tho with much bigger one.
Also added mastodon.com.pl which it seems I totally skipped lol (CC @… )

@shoppingtonz@mastodon.social
2025-09-20 18:23:51

Only one quote at a time is allowed...
Great job at restricting a feature that could be bigger but sure whatever...
social media should be pointless? I mean this is our great defense against misinformation?
#LOL #MisinformationWins

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-20 05:42:02

Woke up super early… but have had coffee and croissants which offsets the inconvenience

@blackknight95857669@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-19 23:01:17

Viewfinder (Multi, XPd on PC) Inside a "holodeck" of some kind, use photos, paintings, screenshots, etc to change the world you're exploring, while looking for the much needed research to fix the outside world.
Finally something other than a sim game, lol. This is a really good puzzle adventure/walking.. sim 🤣 with a really neat hook. Any picture you can pick up (and later take) you can "plant" in the scene to alter the world, allowing you to solve the puzzles a…

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-08-12 16:30:34
@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-20 19:19:29

I need to find a way of supporting my iPhone at eye level when I’m in the bathtub 🤔

@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-07-19 01:56:08

If aliens turned out to be a thing, and also not threatening, it would almost make up for the s—show of the rest of the world ngl. lol 👽 journa.host/@winnipegfreepress

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-20 20:08:29

Somehow, I appear to be losing about 1kg a week at the moment 🤔

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-06-21 18:10:25

I often forget that I have a Linktree style page. I never really share it, but it's nice to have all my links in one place.
Don't tell anyone, but I typed "all my kinks in one place" and only just noticed before I hit send ... 😅
andycarolan.com/links

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-06-21 08:26:17

Already applied for some freelance work this morning, so that’s productive isn’t it! 😅

@ayn@trunk.lol
2025-07-18 04:35:35

This kinda speed on the MRT is pretty impressive.
speedtest.net/result/i/6676711

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 13:20:15

Il Douché
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-19 19:42:03

Highly transparent elements within a layered user interface is a stupid idea. Change my mind.
#UI #ios26

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-19 11:36:36

Can anyone recommend any games similar to Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga?
It doesn't have to be a Nintendo game, just something with a similar play style.
#Games #Nintendo

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 11:20:13

McNugget Muammar
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-18 12:03:33

Well, this is just lovely /s
... HUGE icons that can't be removed from the top of the Safari Bookmarks Sidebar.
Bonus almost unreadable "Reading List" text overlaying each enormous icon.
#OS26 #Apple #Ugh

@ayn@trunk.lol
2025-07-17 02:51:59

top comment so good
reddit.com/r/Ubiquiti/comments

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-18 14:38:13

Wait... why is the send button all the way up at the top right on Apple Mail?! Is it lost?
#AppleMail #MacOS26

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-20 02:20:12

Mango Mussolini
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-18 10:17:02

Thinking back to that time when I noticed this review on the door in the toilet stall at the department store 😅
#ProductReview #Pen

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-18 19:02:21

I just bought Halloween Candy and need to make a start on it tonight 😅 🎃
#Halloween #Candy #Vegan

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-21 03:20:17

Donny Dumpy Pants
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-18 13:52:13

Tahoe is a whole thing today... I've had icons disappearing from my Safari Start Page, invisible App windows in Mission Control, A disappearing mouse cursor in Photoshop.
And... what is it with the window corner radii?
I mean come on!
#Tahoe #Apple #MacOS26

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-18 19:00:30

This is a quick tour of my personality, strengths and values.
It's purpose is to help others better understand me and get the most from our interactions.
#PersonalUserManual #UserManual #PUM

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-19 13:52:06

Somehow it's hot again... 25.4°C in my office.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-20 03:20:18

Hair GropenFürhrer
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-19 08:05:57

It's autumn 2026 and I still need a vacation 😔

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-19 06:19:15

Morning!

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-19 02:50:33

I’m not sleeping at the moment.
Maybe it’s because there’s just so much going on in my brain but I’m not sure.

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-20 00:20:14

Donvict
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-19 14:10:37

Just back from meeting friends at the local coffee shop. Should make more use of that location as it's very convenient.

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-18 14:57:19

I have a Frequently Asked Questions page!
This covers my process, payment, free stuff and pricing.
If there's a question you have about my work that isn't listed, then please let me know.
#faq #frequentlyaskedquestions

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-18 16:28:24

Also... why can't I make the Applications window bigger?! Why is it stuck at that stupid size?!
So many stupid design decisions.
Stupid Tahoe.
#macOS

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-21 09:04:08

Custom Profile Pictures — Commissions open!
🌟 A unique profile picture for £30
🌟 Supplied as a 1000x1000px PNG
🌟 Vector version add-on available
🌟 FREE additional Pride background if requested
🌟 4-5 days delivery
#commissionsopen #kofi #icons #avatars
ko-fi.com/c/11a46f7c25

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-18 15:02:44

27.5°C in my office...
... can haz snow?

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-18 06:10:20

I wonder how much energy is saved by unsubscribing from just one regular email newsletter 🤔

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-17 19:23:47

I became so bored with Pokémon Go... and it makes me sad.
It was just feeling like the same thing over and over again
#PokemonGo

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-16 07:58:28

Coffee was so super tasty and awesome, that I'm having another one
#coffee #gratitude

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-16 13:09:21

So,,, why does zoom have A CarPlay app, but not Signal ? 🤔
#CarPlay #Signal

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-16 07:19:57

Creatives vs Generative AI
Who do you want to support?
#Creatives #GenerativeAI

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-16 13:48:27

I should clarify that I wouldn’t really have a use for it… but I just found it odd that it’s not available #CarPlay #Signal

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-15 11:09:36

Why were single use plastic straws banned, but not plastic cutlery or takeout cups with plastic lids? 🤔
#Sustainability #Environment #SingleUse

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-15 16:56:32

Does anyone have experience with Vegan Natto? There's some at my local Korean market, but I'm unsure if it's Vegan.
From reading online, I've found that generally it's considered Vegan... with the possible exception of any flavour packets included. But I've also read that the fermentation bacteria can be animal sourced, so I'm not sure.
#Vegan #AsianFood #Natto

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-17 17:11:20

I contain Vodka
'Don't Drink and Design'
Wobbly Lines

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-17 09:21:16

Anyone recommend any anime/manga artists for me to follow?

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-14 08:52:04
Content warning: Vegan Food

Kimchi Bokkeumbap for breakfast 😋
#Vegan #KoreanFood

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-15 17:33:58

Hey Apple users... do you use the native Apple Reading List in Safari?
#Apple #ReadingList
Yes
No
I use something else…

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-15 16:22:54

I'm back from the supermarket... every salad item was in a plastic bag or wrap... forget about straws, those were just a minor part of a much bigger problem.
#Plastics #Sustainability

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-14 18:07:01

I had rice for dinner again lol 🍚
Used up the last of the Kimchi, but also added some roasted and flaked Nori.
This is my go-to food now. Cheap, quick and so yummy!
#Rice #Kimchi

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-12 10:37:57

I’m so thankful to live less than 45 minutes away from this! #sea #seaside #cliffs

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-12 08:09:15

I have been 'resting' when in town by doing Asian/Deep Squats and feel very self conscious as it's not something people regularly do here.
#Mobility #Flexibility #Squats

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-15 22:26:52

Yeah, I don’t think I should have eaten popcorn 🍿 in bed 😅

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-16 06:07:18

Got up, made coffee, came back to bed
Don’t judge me

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-16 07:23:50

For some reason, Apple Mail decided to send me five email reminders this morning 🤷‍♂️

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-16 19:22:00

When Cr*pto went out of style, I started receiving Cr*pto Spam.
When N*Ts went out of style, I started receiving N*T spam
I received my first Gen AI spam today... 😅

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-15 17:08:34

Talking about sustainability, has anyone found a good alternative to plastic washup-sponges? I used to buy the coconut coir sponges but found they used to disintegrate almost immediately.
#Sustainability

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-14 08:17:53

Wearing decent, large headphones in 26°C weather is the most uncomfortable experience ever.
I am looking forward to fall when I can feel cold again.
#Hot #Summer

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-15 08:26:20

So, the whole WeTransfer content ownership thing... Am I correct in thinking that 6.2 and 6.3 are completely at odds with each other?
#WeTransfer

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-12 08:06:09

WFH has made my quads very tight... I found that out when I started practicing the Asian/deep squats.
Calves and Achilles, oddly not so much of an issue.
I am trying to target flexibility/mobility with different stretching positions, and it is definitely making a difference.
#Mobility #Flexibility #Squats

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-12 09:38:32

I’m at the seaside!
#coffee

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-13 17:05:58

"designed with non-integrated computer systems to avoid the Cylons' demonstrated ability to override or subvert networked command and control systems"
I'm starting to feel this way about the internet and AI.
Galactica had the right idea.
#BSG #BattlestarGalactica

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-15 16:33:12

I just ate baked beans which were so sweet, I'm surprised they weren't stocked in the cake isle at the supermarket.
Seriously, what the hell is it with food now.

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-15 16:17:54

Tonight's dinner is basically pressing buttons on the Microwave and Air Fryer 😅
Back to real cooking tomorrow!

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-15 04:26:10

Insomnia achievement unlocked 😩

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-11 13:45:45

I just had Hummus on Toast because I ran out of Vegan Butter.
Seriously... is there anything that Hummus can't do?!
#Vegan #Food #Hummus

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-12 12:19:39

I wish I could permanently exist in a Fall climate.
Red crunchy leaves on the ground, cool air, pumpkins.
#Fall #Autumn

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-12 09:05:39

I LOVE this track... it just feels like summer to me.
Also, wishing I was that skilled on a pair of skates!
#SianEvans #Louder

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-13 11:37:54

I've eaten SO MUCH RICE this week, that I thought I should have something different for lunch.
So I had Noodles...
... which turned out to be Rice Noodles.
Also, Butter Tofu Curry for dinner tonight...
... with Rice
#AllTheRice

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-19 11:38:09

Want to show visitors to your site that your content is human made and doesn’t use AI? Grab my badge pack for FREE (or pay as much as you want).
The pack contains 64 88x31px PNG and SVG badges in 8 colors and phrases “made by a human, drawn by a human, human content, written by a human, I am not a robot, never by ai, human content, there’s no ai here!”
#Free #Badges #AI #HumanMade #SmallWeb #Indie
ko-fi.com/s/4662b19f61

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-08 11:14:33
Content warning: Vegan Food

Yummy, simple lunch today.
Jasmine Rice, Peas, and Gochujang glazed fried tofu pieces!
#Vegan #Lunch #Food

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-14 07:39:16

Nearly 27°C in my office and it's not even 9am yet 😬
I will be surprised if it doesn't hit 30/31 later

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-14 13:53:28

I now have people following me on Creative Pool who are posting Gen AI content.
Well, isn't that just lovely 🙄

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-14 09:18:31
Content warning: Vegan Food

So, I made enough for two people, or one for now, and one for lunch...
... I've just finished it all 😅

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-18 10:18:59

Giving this whole Liquid Glass vibe a try on my iPhone 16 today.
#LiquidGlass #iOS26 #iPhone16 #Apple

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-11 09:16:16

I made some edits to my /ai page to bring it's focus purely to GenerativeAI.
#AI #NoThanks

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-12 18:46:34

Anyone else started receiving unsolicited 'advice' newsletters from #LinkedIn?

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-12 07:46:32

I'm not sure I enjoy the Camera Control on the iPhone 16... it gives me bad MBP touchbar vibes.
#iPhone

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-09 10:34:20

I decided to take the morning off and wanted to go somewhere different, so am currently sat in a Starbucks in Bury St Edmunds lol
#Freelance #WFH

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-12 15:40:31

Human creativity peaked at Nyan Cat
#nyancat

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-13 12:21:42

As I've not complained about the heat yet today...
... it's 28.2°C in my office now and it's quickly getting warmer.
This is sub optimal

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-13 18:35:09

... just watched it again.
No regrets.

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-13 10:28:03

Everything about K-POP Demon Hunters is awesome!
Probably going to watch it again this afternoon...

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-05 09:38:14

Molang is in the coffee shop with me this morning #molang #plush #keychain

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-11 08:24:35

Another awesome Estella Boersma set! #Music

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-08-05 09:53:24

I see Adobe is forcing more Gen AI sh*t into their products 😔
Also, what is this BS about "credits"... is this some kind of pay to win IAP thing?
#AI #BS #Adobe

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-18 12:29:18

Also, Tahoe keeps unmounting my NAS FFS.
Are we sure this actually left Beta?
#Grrrr #Apple #OS26 #Tahoe

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-07-08 10:07:30

So, one of the playlists that I listen to a lot is Loops on Apple Music. Def worth a listen if this is your bag.
#AppleMusic #Apple #Music

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-08 07:45:52

Morning!
Back at my desk for a day working on logos, illustrations and profile pics.
I'm about half way done with my YETI of coffee... already planning the next one 😄
#Coffee

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-09 12:12:56

Weird allergy symptoms again this morning... sneezing, itchy eyes and nose... completely unhelpful 🤧
Half a Piritze tablet is helping a bit.
#Hayfever #Allergies