
2025-06-24 21:16:38
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You just need 20 minutes, a kettlebell and this metcon workout to help you build total body strength at home https://www.tomsguide.com/welln…
I started watching Midsommar today (thanks, @…) - I'm like, over halfway done - this movie could've been edited, man. SUPER slow burn. I mean they probably could've cut like, at least 30 minutes of this stuff.
Yesterday it was a whole calzone. Now it is half a calzone. In ten minutes it will be nothing.
- Werner Herzog says grace
Ugh, I was just over on BlueSty for a few minutes and they're all yelling their heads off over there. Worse than X-twittter in some weird way.
So nice to come home to 🏴 Mastodon.scot!
Watched the first 45 minutes of the Gran Turismo movie on Netflix. If you imagined it mostly consisted of people dramatically delivering variations on "this is real life, this is not a game", you would be correct.
In 45 minutes - at 15:00 UTC - the big #Rubin "reveal" event at https://www.youtube.com/live/Zv22_Amsreo - although teaser versions of the two images were already released at midnight Eastern they will then go public in full resolution together with lots of other visuals which will then all appear on one website at 15:20 UTC.
HEY, EVERYONE! Now we're apparently '45 minutes from attack' again, I tell you who we should call, Dr David Kelly!
Oh, wait...
#BlairLiedMillionsDied #FuckKeirStarmer #DontAttackIran
Départ différé de 20 minutes pour le train suivant : - POMA, départ Montargis 08h07, arrivée Paris Gare de Lyon 09h48.
Pour plus d’informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil X de la ligne R.
Motif : panne d'un train.
🤖 24/05 08:20
Microsoft’s 2025 work trend index report found that many workers are increasingly grappling with “infinite workdays”,
which start before sunrise and stretch late into the night.
They are interrupted by some 270 pinging notifications along the way, about one every two minutes.
https://www.…
Last week I watched a new apprentice take 15 minutes to type a simple email – using the eagle-search system, eyes glued to the keyboard.
Over 12 years of #school education behind them, able to analyze Shakespeare and solve math problems, but typing as if they're seeing a computer for the first time!
HOW is it possible that in 2025 we are still producing graduates who can…
‘No Reason To Hold Him Down That Long’: Mother of Black Man Who Allegedly Died from Asphyxiation After 4 Cops Held Him Face Down for 19 Minutes During Mental Health Crisis Sues
https://atlantablackstar.com/2025/06/23/mother-of-black-man-who-allegedly-died-from-restraint-asphyxia-sues-four-police-officers-and-the-city-of-charlotte/
After sorting out some subtitle issues with the next batch of encodes and a lot of prep work I've got the next set onto the servers. Encodes are looking great as they're coming in at around 1 hour and 15 minutes per episode. Sorted the subtitle issue by accident as I can point to multiple attachment directories in the `mkvmerge` module.
#ffmpeg
Quand François Bayrou fait deux heures d’avion pour prononcer un discours de 27 minutes sur les énergies renouvelables
https://www.liberation.fr/politique/quand-francois-bayrou-fait-deux-heures-davion-pour-prononcer-un-discours-de-27-minutes-sur-les-energies-renouvelables-20250620_B2JIIBGDINEOBNPY2IHW3PKE2I/
This sickening disgrace showcased all that is vile about Trump - Raw Story
https://www.rawstory.com/raw-investigates/tru…
Chelsea playing a strong lineup, but their defending, especially headed balls back across the face of goal... has been shocking in the second half. 👀
Conceded two goals in 4 minutes. Immediately after conceding the second, Nicolas Jackson gets a straight 🔴 for a textbook studs up challenge high up the leg. Indefensible. He'd just subbed on and was on the pitch for 4 whole minutes.
#FLACHE
Good morning! Here's a photo from my bike and hike last week (video and photos still pending) to the #Benediktenwand
I started cycling at 7am and saw this scene when the ☀️ peeked over the mountains. I passed a photographer a couple of minutes earlier who discovered a chamois in the distance, we had a quick chat and continued our ways.
To me it's just a good motive f…
How we decreased #GitLab repo backup times from 48 hours to 41 minutes
https://about.gitlab.com/blog/2025/06/05/how-we-decr…
Sources and docs: Amazon Prime Video ad load has increased to 4-6 minutes per hour, up from 2-3.5 minutes when ads were first introduced in January 2024 (Mark Stenberg/Adweek)
https://www.adweek.com/media/amazon-doubles-prime-video-ad-load/
Allongement de temps de trajet de 13 minutes pour le train suivant : - POMA, départ Montargis 08h07, arrivée Paris Gare de Lyon 09h48.
Pour plus d’informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil X de la ligne R.
Motif : panne d'un train. (incident terminé)
🤖 24/05 08:32
🎧 Avec Ricardo, explorez 40 minutes d’un récit intense sur OKC : comment une communauté hippie bouddhiste a dérivé, séparant parents et enfants, menant Š des abus. Aujourd’hui, certains de ces enfants luttent pour la justice.
https://chardonsbleus.org/podcast-deri
Sources and docs: Amazon Prime Video ad load has increased to 4-6 minutes per hour, up from 2-3.5 minutes when ads were first introduced in January 2024 (Mark Stenberg/Adweek)
https://www.adweek.com/media/amazon-doubles-prime-video-ad-load/
So there's this new "#eDoręczenia" (~ "eDelivery") system that's supposed to replace the previous "ePUAP" system for exchanging signed messages between citizens and offices. I've finally had the opportunity of testing it today, and I have to say, it's magic.
So I wrote the message, attached the ~300 KiB attachment and clicked "Send". Now a status bar appeared on top, saying (in translation):
> Sending message, it can take up to 20 minutes!
Roughly two minutes later the status bar disappeared and I got a blank new message form. So I go into "sent", nothing there. I go into "drafts", there's my message, apparently listed with "delivery data". I click it, click "send" again — the same bar appears, but after a few seconds I'm back to the list. I click "sent", it's finally sent. Magic!
#Poland
last of us s2e2
brain will not believe that was only 53 minutes holy shit
Okay, I have my page on Codeberg as a guide on how to install Chimera Linux. That helps a lot (and it works 😄)
But 28 minutes for an install, everything updated, services started, some bells and whistles and a running terminal in a labwc session is still pretty good.
Off to the races!
Cc @…
#ChimeraLinux
Sometimes I'm silly. Noticed that a fire camera I was watching showed a clock over a minute ahead of my system time, assumed the problems was me. Installed Chrony (Linux Mint, recent Win convert so I'm hardly a power user) and spent the usual 20 minutes farting around with it. Couldn't seem to get it right.
Finally realized my clock IS within a handful of microseconds of the NTP server; it's the clock on the camera that's wrong. D'oh.
Good morning from Harlem
#Photography #GoodMorning #Sunrise #NYC
copenhagen: Copenhagen Networks Study
A network of social interactions among university students within the Copenhagen Networks Study, over a period of four weeks, sampled every 5 minutes. Interactions include physical proximity (undirected), phone calls (directed, weighted), text messages (directed), and information about Facebook friendships (undirected). Nodes include some metadata, including gender.
This network has 536 nodes and 3600 edges.
Tags: Social, Offline, Unwei…
23km bike ride today, to one town over, stopped for coffee, got my brows done, and dropped the bike at a shop for some long-overdue maintenance. Need to replace the chain, worn cassette, stretched brake cables, and clean a winter's worth of road grime out of every crevice.
That'll take a week, so bussed home. Got another coffee across the street while waiting 3 minutes for a transfer.
Good day.
#BikeTooter #life
Rainbow Trout Feel Pain and Suffer for Minutes After Being Caught, Study Finds #AnimalRights
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"Their lives are worth less than ours"
84% of American medical professionals deployed in Gaza report children as young as 18 months old shot in the head and/or chest.
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/859/chaos-graph/act-one-7
Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 20 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - Train KUMO départ Paris Lyon Š 22h40, arrivée Montereau Š 23h44.
Motif : incident affectant la voie.
🤖 23/06 23:15
Is there… like… an engineering reason that sometimes #AWS DynamoDB takes a long time (minutes, not seconds) to create an index (GSI) on an actually-empty table?
I love the #movie #SuperTroopers! I saw it in theaters when it was released. It is still funny today.
Today I started watching the sequel.
Now, I'm only 45 minutes into it, but just you wait. 'cause once the jokes start, it's gonna be awesome!
I went downstairs, filled the kettle, waited for it boil, and poured the water into my mug.
I then popped back upstairs for 5 minutes to let it brew. Went back down to the kitchen, gave it a stir. "Hmm this looks a bit weak".
I'd only forgotten to put a bloody tea bag in the mug at the start of the exercise, hadn't I.
Obviously I have now contacted the government and arranged to hand in my British passport.
#Tea #FAIL
I'm not crying you're crying. And I'm not even a Swiftie. 😅
▶️ Taylor Swift Ambushes (Surprises) Fans for 13 Minutes
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LhYSBiAD674&si=UcqHq4BlQzoud77n
This whistleblower account is really bad. This needs a congressional hearing but I wouldn’t count on it before mid-terms.
https://mastodon.social/@mattjay/114356086813609251
https://www.cbsnews.com/video/russians-work-with-english-speaking-hackers-for-ransomware-attacks-60-minutes-video-2025-06-01/
Scattered Spider got a 60 minutes segment
The programme is live in just a few minutes, at 8pm EDT over at UncertainFM
https://uncertain.fm
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 10 minutes environ :
- GAMO départ Paris Gare de Lyon 10h16, arrivée Montargis 11h55.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : panne d'un train.
🤖 25/06 10:31
Remember Alphaville's song Forever Young?
If you have 8 more minutes here's what I recently found. I hope it gives you as much joy listening to it as it does for me.
https://youtu.be/tejB6cG7bBg?feature=shared
#WristCheck for an insanely good value watch. The brand is Militado and modelled on US field watches. It cost me $47.53🇺🇸 with all tax and delivery costs included. 38mm, with double domed, sapphire crystal ( AR coating), steel sand blasted case, screw down crown providing 200m water resistance and a Seiko VH31 movement with higher than average quartz accuracy plus 4 ticks per second hand …
#GrindayFriday this week is Victoria, British Columbia's DESTRUCTIVE INTERFERENCE and the demo they just put out last month. 5 tracks, 7 minutes - this is some fierce powerviolence flavored grind and I really dig it. Fast, brutal, these Canadians let it all rip on this one. Will be cool to see what else they do.
Any recommendations for brunch or lunch in Madison Wisconsin? (I’ll be there in 30 minutes!)
#madisonwi #madison #Wisconsin
On my way to The Hague, to draw the red line for Dutch government with respect to Israel's continuing genocide in Gaza.
After last time's 100,000 participants, NS put in a lot of extra trains. My very early one already has a lot of passengers in red.
#rodelijn
With my MastodonFedivers character I gathered for 30 minutes after consuming a pork pie( 15% yield in everything gathered!) I got these:
* 143 ore 5.0 - 35k
* 192 ore 4.0 - 16k
* 16 logs 4.2 - 9k
* 38 ore 4.1 - 7k
* 14 logs 4.1 - 1k
profit after selling it all:
* 68k
costs:
* 10k in repair costs(or 13k)
* 4k tp to ML
* 1 pork pie 5.3k
full T5 ore gear including Avalonian Pickaxe was used.
Good morning from Harlem
#Photography #GoodMorning #Sunrise #NYC
She started bike riding in 2023 - and achieved the outright endurance #JOGLEJOG world record in 2025 - wow!
https://road.cc/content/news/sarah-rug
Tous les jours, cette belle connerie se révèle davantage.
https://ici.radio-canada.ca/nouvelle/2171843/pont-tunnel-quebec-transport-deplacement
Went to see Soccer Mommy, as US-based indie musician, in Castlemaine last night because I couldn’t get to her Melbourne show. Wow, what a great concert and venue - the Theatre Royal, Castlemaine. Instead of peering over the heads of 500 people, I saw her with maybe 100 others, and with fantastic acoustics. Totally worth the extra effort to travel 90 minutes out of the big city. #livemusic
Under Randy Clarke, WMATA has cut the end-to-end travel time on the Metro Red Line by 8 minutes. This is a 68 minute trip, so it's a gain in efficiency of over 10% on top of faster trips for riders.
This is a combination of automated train operation (with doors closing sooner), raising the speed limit back to the original design of 75 mph, and I imagine other fixes.
"Their lives are worth less than ours"
84% of American medical professionals deployed in Gaza report children as young as 18 months old shot in the head and/or chest.
https://www.thisamericanlife.org/859/chaos-graph/act-one-7
Mais en fait, qu'est-ce que la OKC, alias Ogyen Kunzang Choling ? Comment des adeptes-parents endoctrinés ont été manipulés pour abandonner leurs enfants Š 2000 km dans le sud de la France, où des sévices et des abus sans nom leur ont été infligés.
https://chardonsbleus.org/la-okc-…
Just updated my #Samsung software and spent the next thirty minutes trying to get everything back to how it used to be, turning off unhelpful and annoying UI tweaks they've decided to add. Fuck this. Can I just have the security updates please?
Ever spend a few minutes writing a post and then end up trashing it?
That just happened to me.
Me: taking a day off.
Also me, at 5:20 on the day off: "oh, I have 10 minutes still, let's work."
copenhagen: Copenhagen Networks Study
A network of social interactions among university students within the Copenhagen Networks Study, over a period of four weeks, sampled every 5 minutes. Interactions include physical proximity (undirected), phone calls (directed, weighted), text messages (directed), and information about Facebook friendships (undirected). Nodes include some metadata, including gender.
This network has 568 nodes and 24333 edges.
Tags: Social, Offline, Unwe…
Let’s play, “Is that sound my robot vacuum or an axe murderer?”
I’ll let you know in a few minutes.
Calls for criminal probe into New Jersey slaughterhouse after repeated welfare violations https://www.speciesunite.com/news-stories/calls-for-criminal-probe-into-new-jersey-slaughterhouse-after-…
Good morning from Harlem
#Photography #GoodMorning #Sunrise #NYC
Scott Pelley Says Trump Settlement Would Be "Very Damaging" To CBS
https://deadline.com/2025/06/trump-60-minutes-cbs-settlement-scott-pelley-1236426822/
Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 25 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - GAMO départ Paris Gare de Lyon 18h32, arrivée Montargis 19h56
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : malaise voyageur.
🤖 22/05 19:46
Good morning from Harlem
#Photography #GoodMorning #Sunrise #NYC
Quick tip for those with young kids who want them to learn how to use a watch with an analogue (dial) style interface.
While the likes of Flik Flak make nice kids watches, they are a little on the pricy side.
Potentially better IMHO however are these kids field/pilot style watches from AliExpress. They cost basically nothing [<$5🇺🇸] and the hour hand points to an inner ring of numbered hours, while the minute hand points to an outer ring of numbered minutes. So simple!
Amazon's Ad Video Generator, a free tool to create gen AI ads and depict items as they would be used in the real world, is now available for sellers in the US (Jess Weatherbed/The Verge)
https://www.theverge.com/news/685160/amazon-ads-…
The Trump administration deported a 31-year-old Salvadoran man minutes after a federal appeals court barred his removal while his case proceeded, the government admitted in a court filing this week.
In its filing, the government denied that it had violated the order from the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit, in New York, instead blaming “a confluence of administrative errors.”
The government had previously given the court what the judges called “express assurance” that…
Under Randy Clarke, WMATA has cut the end-to-end travel time on the Metro Red Line by 8 minutes. This is a 68 minute trip, so it's a gain in efficiency of over 10% on top of faster trips for riders.
This is a combination of automated train operation (with doors closing sooner), raising the speed limit back to the original design of 75 mph, and I imagine other fixes.
copenhagen: Copenhagen Networks Study
A network of social interactions among university students within the Copenhagen Networks Study, over a period of four weeks, sampled every 5 minutes. Interactions include physical proximity (undirected), phone calls (directed, weighted), text messages (directed), and information about Facebook friendships (undirected). Nodes include some metadata, including gender.
This network has 568 nodes and 24333 edges.
Tags: Social, Offline, Unwe…
Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 10 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - POMA, départ Montargis Š 08h07, arrivée Paris gare de Lyon Š 09h47.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : individus sur les voies dans le secteur de Moret (incident terminé).
🤖 22/06 09:22
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 10 minutes environ :
- POMA départ Montargis 19h02, arrivée Paris Gare de Lyon 20h43.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : régulation de trafic Š Montargis.
🤖 22/05 19:09
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 20 minutes environ :
-POMA départ Montargis 18h02, arrivée Paris Gare de Lyon 19h44
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : conditions de départ non réunies.
🤖 22/06 18:18
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 15 minutes environ :
-KUMO départ Paris Lyon Š 22h46, arrivée Montereau Š 23h44.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : difficulté d'acheminement du conducteur sur sa mission précédente.
🤖 21/06 22:41
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 30 minutes environ :
- KUMO départ de Paris Gare de Lyon Š 19h46, arrivée Š Montereau 20h44.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : conditions de départ non réunies.
🤖 21/06 19:40
Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 30 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - GAMO départ de Paris Gare Š 18h07 arrivée Š Montargis 19h46.
Ce train va être détourné par Corbeil-Essonnes ( 30 minutes).
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : malaise voyageur Š bord d'un train Š Yerres.
🤖 18/06 18:27
Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 9 minutes environ pour le train suivant : -KUHE départ Paris Lyon Š 00h42, arrivée Montereau Š 01h43.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : déclenchement du signal d'alarme Š Paris Gare de Lyon.
🤖 21/06 01:02
Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 10 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - GAMO départ de Paris Gare de Lyon Š 20h16, arrivée Š Montargis Š 22h08.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : alerte de sécurité émise par le conducteur Š bord du train ZACO Š Villeneuve Saint Georges (acte de malveillance).
🤖 20/06 20:56
Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 15 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - KUMO, départ Paris gare de Lyon Š 11h46, arrivée Montereau Š 12h44.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : incendie aux abords des voies du garage Š Melun.
🤖 21/06 12:35
Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 15 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - KUMO, départ Paris gare de Lyon Š 11h46, arrivée Montereau Š 12h44.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : incendie aux abords des voies du garage Š Melun.
🤖 21/06 12:34
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 15 minutes environ :
- PUMA départ de Montereau Š 18h15, arrivée Š Paris Gare de Lyon 19h14 Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : panne sur le train.
🤖 21/06 18:24
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 20 minutes environ :
- GOMO, départ Paris gare de Lyon Š 09h20, arrivée Montargis Š 10h54.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : alerte de sécurité émise par le conducteur.
🤖 21/06 09:27
Départ différé de 20 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - GAMO départ Paris Gare de Lyon 13h16, arrivée Montargis 14h55.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil X de la ligne R.
Motif : malaise voyageur Š bord du train (incident terminé).
🤖 20/06 13:22
Allongement de temps de trajet de 9 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - GAMO départ Paris Gare de Lyon 13h16, arrivée Montargis 14h55.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil X de la ligne R.
Motif : malaise voyageur Š bord du train (incident terminé).
🤖 20/06 13:33
Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 15 minutes environ pour le train suivant : -KOHO départ Melun Š 22h54, arrivée Montereau Š 23h30
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : incident affectant la voie.
🤖 19/06 23:39
Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 20 minutes environ pour le train suivant : -GAMO départ Paris Gare de Lyon Š 22h08, arrivée Montargis Š 23h55
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : incident affectant la voie dans le secteur de Combs-la-Ville. (incident terminé)
🤖 19/06 22:43
Prévoir un allongement de temps de trajet de 10 minutes environ pour le train suivant : - GAMO, départ Paris gare de Lyon Š 09h16, arrivée Montargis Š 10h55.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : régulation de trafic.
🤖 20/06 09:45
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 10 minutes environ :
- POMA, départ Montargis Š 08h10, arrivée Paris gare de Lyon Š 09h51
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : régulation de trafic au départ de Montargis.
🤖 20/06 08:20
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 15 minutes environ :
- Train POMA, départ Montargis 08h10, arrivée Paris Gare de Lyon 09h51
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil X de la ligne.
Motif : respect des distances entre les trains.
🤖 19/06 08:06
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 10 minutes environ :
- POMA départ de Montargis Š 20h02, arrivée Š Paris Gare de Lyon Š 21h43.
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil Twitter de la ligne.
Motif : régulation de trafic sur sa mission précédente (conséquence d'un voyageur malade Š bord d'un train).
🤖 18/06 19:43
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 15 minutes environ :
- KUMO départ Paris Gare de Lyon 15h46, arrivée Montereau 16h44
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil X de la ligne.
Motif : conditions de départ non réunies.
🤖 19/06 16:31
Le train suivant voit son départ différé de 10 minutes environ :
- KUMO départ Paris Gare de Lyon 15h46, arrivée Montereau 16h44
Pour plus d'informations sur cette perturbation, consultez le fil X de la ligne.
Motif : conditions de départ non réunies.
🤖 19/06 15:54