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@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2025-06-03 03:55:05
Content warning: NZPol King's Birthday Honours

Seems a lot of very rich right-wing political donors/assholes were recommended for honours this year by NZ's current shithouse government: norightturn.blogspot.com/2025/

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-04 21:32:19

Two halves are not always equal. Top half half-naked is not the same as bottom half half-naked.

@mikejolley@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-05 23:36:50

🎬 Dexter and I just watched Naked Gun. Been a while since I last saw it. Never heard him giggle so much 🤣 The opening car bit, bathroom scene, and jumping on the queen got the most laughs.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-04 19:00:20

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Naked Giants:
🎵 Bad Guys Win
#NakedGiants
nakedgiants.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/5Eb3hHT

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-07-03 06:30:42

A whistleblower details Clothoff, an AI-powered nudify app that owns 10 similar services; Clothoff had 27M visitors in H1 2024 and produced 200K images daily (Spiegel Online)
spiegel.de/internationa…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-01 23:58:53

The naked kitties are helping!

Video of a lady trying to make the bed while nine hairless Sphinx kitties bounce around and play with the sheets. Cats loves a good game of "try to make the bed with me on it"
@mikejolley@social.linux.pizza
2025-04-05 23:36:50

🎬 Dexter and I just watched Naked Gun. Been a while since I last saw it. Never heard him giggle so much 🤣 The opening car bit, bathroom scene, and jumping on the queen got the most laughs.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-07-03 16:53:09

When you choose the armor for the female character based on its physical defense, but it actually turns out grossly indecent. I mean, how is it supposed to protect her if there's a huge uncovered area in the middle?
But thinking about it, my earlier best armor was swimming oil, i.e. walking around half-naked.
(in #Xenoblade Chronicles 3D)

@arXiv_grqc_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-01 09:32:13

Spontaneous genesis of naked singularities through quantum-gravitational processes: conclusive evidence for violation of cosmic censorship
Yang Huang, Hongsheng Zhang
arxiv.org/abs/2506.22761

@tanyakaroli@expressional.social
2025-06-02 03:48:19

Ofte kommer disse to bots lige efter hinanden i mit feed. Det giver på en måde ekstra mening (og gŸr de lidt anstrengende selfcare-tips mere til at holde ud):

To opslag lige under hinanden. Først fra Simple Sabotage Field Manual: “Approve other defective parts whose flaws are not visible to the naked eye.” Og dernæst fra selfcare.tech: “Self care can be small, simple, and take just a moment. Fit it into your daily life.”
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-06-01 11:08:52

Skies cleared up just in time for solar activity to get even higher (Kp 8)...
... and the sun to come up. I grabbed a single digit number of shots but the eastern sky was already visibly bright naked eye and my long-exposure shots started getting washed out.
Forecast shows activity will be decent all day (good luck Asian/European sky watchers!) and might persist into the dark for me tonight. Fingers crossed.

Washed-out aurora borealis seen behind trees in the pre-dawn sky
Another image a few minutes later with the sky visibly glowing blue and almost completely obscuring the aurora
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-29 10:00:01

<wolfgang> the problem with the 'go find a real girl' admonition is
that so few of them actually have naked transformation
sequences
<reality> Dude, my girlfriend changes like four times a day

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 14:26:19
Content warning: Roman relief, visible genitals having sex

I missed #PhallusThursday yesterday working on my Norse threesome story, so to make up for it here is a fanny together with a phallus for #FannyFriday.
Is he watching her or his own cock?
@…

Relief of a woman riding an erect phallus. The man is lying down, propped up on one elbow, the other arm draped over his head. She is crouching, possibly about to get off or just in the act of going up and down. She is facing away from him while he looks at her vulva or at his own phallus. Both are naked.
@arXiv_eessIV_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-02 09:13:39

Anti-aliasing Algorithm Based on Three-dimensional Display Image
Ziyang Liu, Xingchen Xiao, Yueyang Xu
arxiv.org/abs/2507.00527

@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-06-29 13:38:10
Content warning: NSFW; nudity

I'm holding my annual Rope Camp for tying friends, and because there's a huge overlap between people who tie and #ActuallyAutistic folk and #Trans people, my meadow is currently full of people, several of them partially through transition. Because the sun is out, many of them are naked; a…

Me hanging by one foot from the crane on the front of my cattle shed. The scene is in bright sunlight; the grass is intensely green, the front of the building is in shadow.
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2025-05-30 13:18:30

Today's solar activity - #Sun

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-05-29 19:28:32

We went to see the new #MissionImpossible today. I spent the whole thing thinking Hayley Atwell was Kate Beckinsale, which really shows my age. I'm not really an action film girl but I like these. A couple of the trailers looked good, esp a Liam Neeson remake of Naked Gun 🍭
Edited to add we're seeing The Salt Path soon and a showing of 2014's Pride at a local indie cine…

@nelson@tech.lgbt
2025-05-26 15:19:14

When I was young, in the late 80s / early 90s, pornography was so hard to come by that any image of a naked man seemed exciting. Even Muybridge motion studies.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-28 06:00:01

You'd think with how much I love and obsess over cats, I would know all their breeds, but they are all just kitties to me!
Big kitty, naked kitty, floofy kitty, orange kitty, etc. is good enough for me. :3

Naked Florida man tries to start fight club at Chick-Fil-A mastodon.social/@LeniLeni/1147

@simon_lucy@mastodon.social
2025-06-24 13:25:38

The White House is now doing The Naked Gun role play.

@arXiv_grqc_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-07-02 10:08:50

Rotating Black Holes in Einstein-Born-Infeld Theory
Lang Cheng, Peng Wang
arxiv.org/abs/2507.00879 arxiv.org/pdf/2507…

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-06-27 15:30:26
Content warning:

For the last #FannyFriday in #PrideMonth we raise our cup to this homoerotic scene 👌
@…

Red-figure vase painting on a psykter, a vessel that was filled with wine and then set inside a crater holding cold water to keep it cool. In the artwork decorating the psykter, four naked women are lying on a couch with richly coloured cushions and mattresses. We only see one fully in this photo, Palaisto, whose face looks directly out at us, drinks from her cup. Inscriptions provide the names of the women and the craftsman who created the vase, Euphronius. We see a set of legs on the right an…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-29 04:25:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Pansy Division:
🎵 Denny (Naked)
#PansyDivision
pansydivision.bandcamp.com/tra
open.spotify.com/track/4cS0eXi

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-06-20 08:36:59

Since I did not get to take part in the Oslo Enhjulssykkelrunde (Unicycle Tour of Oslo) this year (I was busy with the kids), I decided to do my own little varient of it as part of my commute on the way into work today.
Distance 23.91km [14.86 miles], moving time 1h36m, 175m [574ft] elevation gain, average speed 14.9km/h [9.3mph]
FWIW, I actually only live about 5km [3.1 miles] from my office 🤷 😆

A map of Oslo with a route traced around the outside of it in the colours of the pride flag
A red 29 inch wheeled unicycle in front of the Monolith scuplture (Monolitten). A 17 metre high carved stone column made up of naked human bodies of various ages and genders that is part of Frogner Park in Oslo
A hand holding a raspberry smoothie ice cream. In the background you can just make out a unicycle
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2025-06-16 15:51:42

The Naked Gun - Official Trailer (2025) Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson - IGN
youtube.com/watch?v=hCVH_nyhQs

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-24 11:33:00

🔍 How to re-ink ribbon from Naked Lunch typewriter

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-24 21:19:50

My medical alert bracelet has very specific instructions what to do if I'm found wandering naked on a golf course.

@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2025-05-20 15:45:01

I have more than occasionally wondered if I REALLY needed a phone case. I still use one, for now, but we'll see what happens on my next upgrade. What say you? Cased or naked? #Android #iphone

@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2025-06-17 19:08:37

I'm so bloody excited for the Naked Gun reboot, Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson is perfect casting and Akiva Schaffer as director and writer is perfect, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is one of the best comedies of the 2010s.

@arXiv_grqc_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-24 11:12:40

Two-sided NED black-hole, naked-singularity, and soliton solutions
Mustapha Azreg-A\"inou
arxiv.org/abs/2506.18080

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-06-23 07:01:29
Content warning:

It's the Day of Selene / Luna's Day / #Monday! 🌛
"Jupiter, assuming the form of Diana, followed the girl as if to aid her in hunting, and embraced her when out of sight of the rest. Questioned by Diana as to the reason for her swollen form, she replied that it was the goddess' fault, and because of this reply, Diana changed her into [a bear]"
Hyginus, Astronomica …

Drawing of a relief from a silver vessel depicting Zeus in the shape of Artemis, Kallisto, and Eros. Zeus as Artemis is fully clothed in a knee-length chiton and is attempting to embrace Kallisto, who is naked from the waist up. The presence of Eros communicates mutual passion. In scenes of sexual violence, Eros is depicted turning away or fleeing, though Kallisto's passion is directed at Artemis, not Zeus, so it's not truly consensual.
@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-06-20 10:29:47

If you are in #Oslo remember to visit #Monolitten. I frequently do.
#Unicycle #Enhjulssykkel

A silver 36 inch wheeled unicycle in front of the Monolith scuplture (Monolitten). A 17 metre high carved stone column made up of naked human bodies of various ages and genders that is part of Frogner Park in Oslo. Cloudy sky during day time.
Ared ad black in front of the Monolith scuplture (Monolitten). A 17 metre high carved stone column made up of naked human bodies of various ages and genders that is part of Frogner Park in Oslo. In the evening.
A penny farthing style bicycle in front of the Monolith scuplture (Monolitten). A 17 metre high carved stone column made up of naked human bodies of various ages and genders that is part of Frogner Park in Oslo. Cloudy sky during the evening.
A penny farthing style bicycle in front of the Monolith scuplture (Monolitten). A 17 metre high carved stone column made up of naked human bodies of various ages and genders that is part of Frogner Park in Oslo. Clearish sky, during the daytime.
@arXiv_mathNA_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-16 08:58:39

Data-driven approaches to inverse problems
Carola-Bibiane Sch\"onlieb, Zakhar Shumaylov
arxiv.org/abs/2506.11732

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-28 15:41:49

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #SoundOfCinema
Howard Shore, Ornette Coleman, London Philharmonic Orchestra & Howard Shore:
🎵 Naked Lunch "Main Title"
#HowardShore #OrnetteColeman #LondonPhilharmonicOrchestra

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-14 02:35:18

Florida is naked Texas.

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-06-16 12:34:24
Content warning:

I collected a list of characters who experience sex change in #GreekMythology, usually by divine intervention. One is the story of Siproites, a hunter who saw the goddess #Artemis naked while she was bathing and was then transformed into a woman:

@CondeChocula@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-14 16:16:55

I don't know what to do... Funko pop out of the box or in?...
#funkopop #konami #mgs #mgsdelta

Naked Snake funko pop
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-16 22:49:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Cassie Kinoshi, Jack Sheen & London Symphony Orchestra:
🎵 If She Could Dance Naked Under Palm Trees
#CassieKinoshi #JackSheen #LondonSymphonyOrchestra
open.spotify.com/track/4nVIJs3