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Oklahoma authorities investigate reports of explicit images on state education chief's TV (Associated Press)
https://apnews.com/article/oklahoma-school-superintendent-ryan-walters-naked-tv-facef621bcc4f0958c28c6a3b6abb251
http://www.memeorandum.com/250729/p5#a250729p5

<wolfgang> the problem with the 'go find a real girl' admonition is
that so few of them actually have naked transformation
sequences
<reality> Dude, my girlfriend changes like four times a day

Today's solar activity - #Sun

A great little overview of the best and worst in historical drama on TV.
This line, about Spartacus: «But it is mainly buttocks. Watch it on fast-forward and it’s like being shot in the face by a pump-action bum-gun.» 🤣
https://www.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Pansy Division:
🎵 Denny (Naked)
#PansyDivision
https://pansydivision.bandcamp.com/track/denny
https://open.spotify.com/track/4cS0eXiypwVngWHG45tAoF

Stephen Colbert Praises 'South Park's Naked AI Trump PSA
https://deadline.com/2025/07/stephen-colbert-praises-south-park-naked-ai-trump-1236467956/

the grateful dead's springfield creamery benefit, today in 1972. come for the galaxy-bending "dark star" & stay for organic yogurt (& huey lewis, on driving the truck), naked pole guy (his name was gary jensen!), & al strobel, the 1-armed man from "twin peaks." also LSD. https://www.

You'd think with how much I love and obsess over cats, I would know all their breeds, but they are all just kitties to me!
Big kitty, naked kitty, floofy kitty, orange kitty, etc. is good enough for me. :3

The result is a two-party system where the parties are going at cross purposes: one going full naked stinking fascist, and the other not pushing back in the opposite direction but just…pushing sideways, wishing for the resurrection of a party split that’s gone.
This may explain in part the endless appeal of the centrist mush-meal pitch: “We just need a party that meets these poor benighted Trump voters with common-sense answers to kitchen table issues!” That sounds like the way you win the 1932 presidential election! Yay!
7/

A new type of multi-branch periodic orbits in dyonic black holes
Chao-Hui Wang, Yu-Peng Zhang, Tao Zhu, Shao-Wen Wei
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.20558 https://

A new type of multi-branch periodic orbits in dyonic black holes
In this work, we investigate bound periodic orbits of timelike particles in the spacetime of dyonic black holes arising from quasi-topological electromagnetic theory. By varying the coupling parameter $α_1$, the corresponding black hole solutions exhibit diverse horizon structures, including naked singularities and black holes with one to four horizons. We find that for sufficiently small $α_1$, the metric function $f(r)$ becomes non-monotonic outside the event horizon in spacetimes with one …

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
TOKiMONSTA feat. Channel Tres:
🎵 Naked
#NowPlaying #TOKiMONSTA #ChannelTres
#radioeins gespielten Titel als #Spotify Playliste: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3hdH98B6uyXilhcWxCA6nv

Charged with failure to understand "Mile High Club" membership requirements:
BA flight attendant on US-London route found ‘naked and high on drugs’ in toilet;
Haden Pentecost pleads guilty in magistrates court to performing an aviation function while impaired by drugs

Naked Florida man tries to start fight club at Chick-Fil-A https://mastodon.social/@LeniLeni/114734000149609488

Leni (@LeniLeni@mastodon.social)
Attached: 1 image #memes #floridaman

This is the most blatant, naked gangster corruption I've ever seen in a country.
And I grew up in Mexico in the 80s. https://flipboard.social/@NewsDesk/114908211854266893

The White House is now doing The Naked Gun role play.

🔍 How to re-ink ribbon from Naked Lunch typewriter

'Unprecedented': Judge says Trump admin 'unequivocally' acted unlawfully in unilaterally shuttering Job Corps youth job training program
https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/naked-attempt-to-evade-clear-law-federal-judge-says-trump-admin-unequivocally-acted-unlawfully-in-unilaterally-shuttering-job-corps/

Tentative Title- The Naked Mic: Sexpectations & Punchlines in Indian Stand-up Comedy https://call-for-papers.sas.upenn.edu/cfp/2025/08/15/tentative-title-the-naked-mic-sexpectations-punchlines-in-indian-stand…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
TOKiMONSTA:
🎵 Naked (feat. Channel Tres)
#TOKiMONSTA
https://tokimonsta.bandcamp.com/track/naked-feat-channel-tres
https://open.spotify.com/track/1EzfgoY8TVuHrX402tzK7D

Since I did not get to take part in the Oslo Enhjulssykkelrunde (Unicycle Tour of Oslo) this year (I was busy with the kids), I decided to do my own little varient of it as part of my commute on the way into work today.
Distance 23.91km [14.86 miles], moving time 1h36m, 175m [574ft] elevation gain, average speed 14.9km/h [9.3mph]
FWIW, I actually only live about 5km [3.1 miles] from my office 🤷 😆

Luminaries in the Sky: The TESS Legacy Sample of Bright Stars. I. Asteroseismic detections in naked-eye main-sequence and sub-giant solar-like oscillators
Mikkel N. Lund, Ashley Chontos, Frank Grundahl, Savita Mathur, Rafael A. Garc\'ia, Daniel Huber, Derek Buzasi, Timothy R. Bedding, Marc Hon, Yaguang Li
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.086…

Luminaries in the Sky: The TESS Legacy Sample of Bright Stars. I. Asteroseismic detections in naked-eye main-sequence and sub-giant solar-like oscillators
We aim to detect and characterise solar-like oscillations in bright naked-eye (V<6) main-sequence (MS) and subgiant stars observed by TESS. We seek to expand the current benchmark sample of oscillators, provide accurate global asteroseismic parameters for these bright targets, and assess their potential for future detailed investigations -- including missions such as the HWO and PLATO. Our sample of bright stars was selected from the Hipparcos/Tycho catalogues. We analysed TESS 120-s and 20-s c…

Two-sided NED black-hole, naked-singularity, and soliton solutions
Mustapha Azreg-A\"inou
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.18080 https://

Two-sided NED black-hole, naked-singularity, and soliton solutions
We consider non-linear electrodynamics (NED) minimally coupled to general relativity. We derive novel electrically charged, spherically symmetric, black-hole solutions having, for some set of parameters, all their NED fields (the electric field and the square of the electromagnetic field) regular for all values of the radial coordinate. For another set of parameters, the NED fields and the Kretschmann scalar are regular as the radial coordinate runs from one spatial infinity to another spatial …

The Naked Gun - Official Trailer (2025) Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson - IGN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCVH_nyhQsM

I just developed photos from April 26 which will be something entirely different for the rotation; here's the statue 𝐷𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑢𝑚 at the Botanic Gardens visitor center which I made a 3-d scan on Scaniverse: https://scaniverse.com/scan/sh5rhmsgl5xqjhsj

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Neneh Cherry:
🎵 Naked
#NenehCherry
https://nenehcherry.bandcamp.com/track/naked
https://open.spotify.com/track/6aQJ48aYSdyaIdKH7qqpIW

I'm so bloody excited for the Naked Gun reboot, Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson is perfect casting and Akiva Schaffer as director and writer is perfect, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is one of the best comedies of the 2010s.

Chime Oblivion - “Kiss Her or Be Her” (2025)
This album has a cool modern-retro sound. The singer’s voice on this track (H.L. Nelly from Naked Lights and FKA Smiley) reminds me of the LA band French Vanilla, and the guitars sound like some of my favorite late 80’s indie bands (e.g. Live Skull).
This is a John Dwyer project (from The Osees), so not surprised I love it. Also features David Barbarossa on drums (Adam & The Ants, Bow Wow Wow, Fine Young Cannibals).
Good st…

A whistleblower details Clothoff, an AI-powered nudify app that owns 10 similar services; Clothoff had 27M visitors in H1 2024 and produced 200K images daily (Spiegel Online)
https://www.spiegel.de/internationa…

Using AI to Humiliate Women: The Men Behind Deepfake Pornography
AI-generated naked images of real women is the business model behind Clothoff, a dubious "nudify" app that has millions of visitors. Now, a whistleblower has provided details of just how cynical the site's operators are.

Yay, here comes #Mercury, too: it's the dot in the bright twilight strip, a bit to the right of the red light and waaay below Jupiter and Venus. Could also see it - with some effort - with the naked eye. The planet will get brighter every day now but will also move closer to the Sun.

The Naked Gun | Official Trailer
#movies #comedy

Skies cleared up just in time for solar activity to get even higher (Kp 8)...
... and the sun to come up. I grabbed a single digit number of shots but the eastern sky was already visibly bright naked eye and my long-exposure shots started getting washed out.
Forecast shows activity will be decent all day (good luck Asian/European sky watchers!) and might persist into the dark for me tonight. Fingers crossed.

I've now — finally — watched the Naked Gun trilogy for the first time. (I know, I know, I'm going to have to turn in my "Close Personal Friend of [Weird] Al" card.) Fits the well-established 2,1,3 pattern, and I'm into it enough that I've started on Police Squad.

going through my months-old screenshots and this motherfucker is a recurring pattern

Interior instability of naked singularities of a scalar field
Junbin Li
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.07655 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2508.07655

Interior instability of naked singularities of a scalar field
We show that the $k$-self-similar naked singularity solutions of the spherically symmetric Einstein--Scalar field system are unstable to black hole formation under perturbations that are totally supported in the interior region, in all regularities strictly below the threshold. The instability below the threshold is also established for exterior perturbations. We also show that general naked singularity solutions are unstable under interior BV perturbations, which provides a new insight into un…

My only real complaint about The Naked Gun is that I missed some of the dialogue because everybody around me was laughing so hard.

If you are in #Oslo remember to visit #Monolitten. I frequently do.
#Unicycle #Enhjulssykkel

When you choose the armor for the female character based on its physical defense, but it actually turns out grossly indecent. I mean, how is it supposed to protect her if there's a huge uncovered area in the middle?
But thinking about it, my earlier best armor was swimming oil, i.e. walking around half-naked.
(in #Xenoblade Chronicles 3D)

Ofte kommer disse to bots lige efter hinanden i mit feed. Det giver på en måde ekstra mening (og gŸr de lidt anstrengende selfcare-tips mere til at holde ud):

Trapping, chaos and averaging in bubbling AdS spaces
David Berenstein, Mihailo \v{C}ubrovi\'c, Vladan Djuki\'c
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.09669 https://

Trapping, chaos and averaging in bubbling AdS spaces
We discuss chaos and ensemble averaging in 1/2 BPS bubbling $AdS$ spaces of Lin, Lunin and Maldacena (LLM) by studying trapped and escaping null geodesics and estimating their decay rates. We find typical chaotic scattering behavior and confirm the Pesin relation between escape rates, Lyapunov exponents and Kolmogorov-Sinai entropy. On the other hand, for geodesics in coarse-grained (grayscale) LLM geometries (which exhibit a naked singularity) chaos is strongly suppressed, which is consistent …

TIL. Mumu is actually a four-syllable word, mu'umu'u (Apostrophes represent glottal stops in Hawaiian.) Sort of an unfortunate history however; they were shapeless and unattractive by design, force on the locals by missionaries who didn't like the sight of "naked savages".

Data-driven approaches to inverse problems
Carola-Bibiane Sch\"onlieb, Zakhar Shumaylov
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.11732 https://

Data-driven approaches to inverse problems
Inverse problems are concerned with the reconstruction of unknown physical quantities using indirect measurements and are fundamental across diverse fields such as medical imaging, remote sensing, and material sciences. These problems serve as critical tools for visualizing internal structures beyond what is visible to the naked eye, enabling quantification, diagnosis, prediction, and discovery. However, most inverse problems are ill-posed, necessitating robust mathematical treatment to yield m…

🎶 Noninvasive ultrasound technique can spot bad batteries before they malfunction
https://techxplore.com/news/2025-06-noninvasive-ultrasound-technique-bad-batteries.html

Noninvasive ultrasound technique can spot bad batteries before they malfunction
A recent uptick in battery-related fires has drawn attention to the challenge of identifying defects that can cause these catastrophic malfunctions, but are rarely obvious to the naked eye. In hopes of preventing the dangerous glitches that can cause batteries to overheat and catch fire, researchers from Drexel University have developed a standard testing process to give manufacturers a better look at the internal workings of batteries.

Tentative Title- The Naked Mic: Sexpectations & Punchlines in Indian Stand-up Comedy
https://ift.tt/7dvm18g
updated: Friday, August 15, 2025 - 12:55pmfull name / name of organization: Sohini Datta, University…
via Input 4 RELCFP

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Luscious Jackson:
🎵 Naked Eye
#LusciousJackson
https://joalexis.bandcamp.com/track/naked-eye-luscious-jackson-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/6YtkOhiHmf46w1noltVnF2

The naked kitties are helping!

Anti-aliasing Algorithm Based on Three-dimensional Display Image
Ziyang Liu, Xingchen Xiao, Yueyang Xu
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.00527 https://

Anti-aliasing Algorithm Based on Three-dimensional Display Image
3D-display technology has been a promising emerging area with potential to be the core of next-generation display technology. When directly observing unprocessed images and text through a naked-eye 3D display device, severe distortion and jaggedness will be displayed, which will make the display effect much worse. In this work, we try to settle down such degradation with spatial and frequency processing, furthermore, we make efforts to extract degenerate function of columnar lens array thus fun…

bought tickets to see the naked gun.

Spontaneous genesis of naked singularities through quantum-gravitational processes: conclusive evidence for violation of cosmic censorship
Yang Huang, Hongsheng Zhang
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.22761

Spontaneous genesis of naked singularities through quantum-gravitational processes: conclusive evidence for violation of cosmic censorship
Cosmic censorship conjecture takes a pivotal status in general relativity. We demonstrate that quantum effects, Hawking effect together with Shwinger effect inevitably lead to violation of cosmic censorship. We find that naked singularity spontaneously appears in late time evolution of an isolated large dilatonic black hole. The critical discovery is that the power of Hawking radiation converges to a finite value for an extreme dilatonic black hole, which directly exposes the singularity in fin…

Tentative Title- The Naked Mic: Sexpectations & Punchlines in Indian Stand-up Comedy
https://ift.tt/HnlqEVL
updated: Friday, August 15, 2025 - 12:55pmfull name / name of organization: Sohini Datta, University…
via Input 4 RELCFP

I don't know what to do... Funko pop out of the box or in?...
#funkopop #konami #mgs #mgsdelta

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Naked Giants:
🎵 Bad Guys Win
#NakedGiants
https://nakedgiants.bandcamp.com/track/bad-guys-win
https://open.spotify.com/track/5Eb3hHTGwKiKyEVDfHqaB3

Spacetime inextensibility criteria by volume-distance-ratio asymptote and applications to naked singularities and FLRW spacetimes
Pengyu Le
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.23097 http…

Spacetime inextensibility criteria by volume-distance-ratio asymptote and applications to naked singularities and FLRW spacetimes
We study the inextensibility problem of the spacetime at a future boundary point. We detect the inextensibility of the spacetime by the volume-distance-ratio asymptote of the timelike diamond approaching the future boundary point. The fundamental idea is to compare the asymptote with the one in Minkowski spacetime. By this idea, we establish the inextensibility criteria for both $C^{0,1}$ and $C^0$ regularities. As applications, we prove that i) $C^{0,1}$-inextensibility of the interior solutio…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
The Naked & Famous:
🎵 Punching In A Dream
#TheNaked #Famous
https://open.spotify.com/track/3aOBtzVU2EL6CeZCqmSFTh

'Stealth' singularities from self-gravitating fermions
Peter E. D. Leith, Chris A. Hooley, Keith Horne, David G. Dritschel
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.10604 https://

'Stealth' singularities from self-gravitating fermions
We present a new analytic solution to the Einstein-Dirac equations formulated by Finster, Smoller, and Yau [Phys. Rev. D 59, 104020 (1999)] to describe the stationary states of a pair of gravitationally interacting neutral fermions. The fermions' wavefunction in our analytic solution, as in their numerical ones, is both exponentially localized and normalizable. However, our solution differs from theirs in two key respects: it features a naked spacetime singularity at the origin, and the gravita…

General relativistic solutions with finite self-energy for a point charge under Bopp-Podolsky electromagnetism
Erik Amorim
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.06270 https://

General relativistic solutions with finite self-energy for a point charge under Bopp-Podolsky electromagnetism
We establish the existence of a family of static, spherically symmetric spacetimes that are solutions of the Einstein Field Equations of General Relativity coupled to the electric field of a static point charge obeying the equations of electromagnetism of Maxwell-Bopp-Landé-Thomas-Podolsky. The point charge is modeled as a naked singularity with non-positive bare mass. The singularity at the location of the charge is milder than that of the Reissner-Weyl-Nordström solution to the conventional…

Rotating Black Holes in Einstein-Born-Infeld Theory
Lang Cheng, Peng Wang
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.00879 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2507…

Rotating Black Holes in Einstein-Born-Infeld Theory
We numerically construct a family of stationary, axisymmetric black hole solutions in Einstein-Born-Infeld theory, incorporating both electric charge and rotation. Our results indicate that when nonlinear electromagnetic effects are weak, rotating BI black holes with fixed spin approach the extremal limit as the electric charge increases. In contrast, strong nonlinear effects lead to the termination of solutions at configurations corresponding to naked singularities. We demonstrate that nonline…