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Google launches Android 16 QPR2, marking the end of Google's annual OS release schedule as it shifts to more frequent updates (Jess Weatherbed/The Verge)
https://www.theverge.com/news/836832/android-16-qpr2-release-timeline-update

Android 16’s latest update ushers in a more frequent release schedule
Switching up the release schedule could bring new features to third-party Android phones much faster.

Anyone else randomly have their timeline jump when they try to bookmark a post in @… (latest version)?
I still can’t determine which way the timeline jumps or exactly when it happens but it definitely does often.

White House lays out nine-week timeline to win approval for Trump's ballroom (Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2025/12/31/trump-ballroom-timeline-reviews/
http://www.memeorandum.com/251231/p88#a251231p88

If you post or repost something into my timeline (like a link to an article) that shows me a giant preview with "AI" generated slop I will probably block you.
It's an affront to being human.
A lot of other people feel the same.

Sorry I don't mean to just flood the timeline with these but they just keep getting better & better.

Frage #AusGründen: Wenn ich die Sichtbarkeit von Tröts einschränke - z. B. auf Followys - macht es trotzdem Sinn, Hashtags zu verwenden, weil Followys ggf. auch einen Hashtag abonniert haben und der Tröt dann sowohl in deren Timeline als auch unter dem abonnierten Hashtag auftaucht? Oder hab ich da einen Denkfehler?

One of the more depressing things I’ve read lately:
«The timeline is no longer a source of information or social presence, but more of a mood-regulation device, endlessly replenishing itself with just enough novelty to suppress the anxiety of stopping. Scrolling has become a form of ambient dissociation, half-conscious, half-compulsive, closer to scratching an itch than seeking anything in particular. People know the feed is fake, they just don’t care.»
The Last Days Of Social Me…

The Last Days Of Social Media
Social media promised connection, but it has delivered exhaustion.

Eglinton LRT apparently enters its last day of testing today according to Metrolinx CEO
There was never truly transparency as when they started true revenue testing and if they stopped or reset the testing after the ward accident, but i guess we will take every good news.

I think #Trump would have been happier, universally praised, and fondly remembered if he was a Broadway actor playing moustachioed villains in musicals, like in this skit, instead of the lecherous, lying fat ass that he is in our timeline. Comedy always has the answers.
NYC Mayoral Debate Cold Open - SNL - YouTube

@… Hi, after the service disruption just before 6pm CET on Thursday the local timeline isn't updating in slow mode. I have to refresh the page to see new posts instead of the usual link about new posts. The home timeline works as expected. Can you see something wrong on your end?

I want a #Mastodon client that drip-feeds me posts from prolific posters. I've followed two accounts that boost cool stuff but they are doing 40 posts a day. After finishing up my timeline I refresh and there are a dozen more posts. That's not sustainable for a healthy social media diet (for me - YMMV!). I'd like something that would hold back posts for 2 hours and then only show me…

A timeline of Trevon Diggs' six-year career with the Cowboys https://www.dallascowboys.com/news/a-timeline-of-trevon-diggs-six-year-career-with-the-cowboys

I’m following like twenty people with my Pixelfed account (@…) right now, which feels absurdly small in my timeline, so I guess I’m gonna follow some more:
https://pixelfed.social/midtsveen

Ich hatte null Probleme damit, bis jetzt in #icecubesapp neue Optionen für das Laden der Timeline eingeführt wurden.
Seitdem wird meine Timeline entweder gar nicht geladen oder es fehlen massiv Beiträge.
Das war/ist jetzt keine gelungene Version.

@… a potentially tricky subject (06:43 on the timeline): containerisation and jails.
FYI <https://lobste.rs/s/lfhj2v/freebsd_jails_containers>…

"From deadly heatwaves to flash floods: How Europe’s extreme weather events defined 2025"
#Heatwaves #Environment #Climate

A timeline of disaster: How extreme weather battered Europe this year
Europe’s extreme weather has caused thousands of deaths and shaken the economy. Will it be 2025’s grim legacy?

The Moshidon nightly - you know, the client that nags and shames about missing alt text on your posts and others' posts in your timeline? - is incapable of exiting from the alt text authoring screen without discarding your draft post. Gg
Anyway, back to the stock Mastodon client. They're all broken or stupid, but it's the cream of the crap!

Right, folks, so there is an account on mastodon.social (@8124@mastodon.social) that has been libelling me and others, defaming us as antisemites for the longest time.
They just sent the posts attached.
They have been reported to mastodon.social and I have raised my concerns with them and yet no action has been taken against that account even though the account has been suspended on at least three major Mastodon servers and limited on at least four others.
It is not limited…

Some sad news for WGW on the back of the very good news about the success of our day at Kempton Park races: our landlord is looking to sell up and the land our kennels is on has a planning application in for the construction of 90 homes.
We'll oppose this but personally I think it's fairly inevitable; the timeline here will be dictated by the housing market, not any other concern.
"Urgent – The Trustees and Hounds need your help" – Wimbledon Greyhound Welfare

But now, LLMs offer a beautiful new promise: your brilliant notions can proceed full speed without any pesky underlings at all!
You can just •build the app• or •launch the campaign• or whatever, and nobody will tell you annoying things like “that won’t work” or “that timeline is unrealistic” or “that will create even larger problems” or “people will die.” The chat LLM is there to say YES to your hitherto-unacknowledged brilliance!
6/

A list of times the Trump administration tested the limits of the First Amendment during his second term, stoking alarm among civil rights experts and critics (CNN)
https://www.cnn.com/politics/free-speech-trump-timeline-vis

Trump tests the First Amendment: A timeline
Within weeks of retaking the White House, President Donald Trump boasted that he had “brought free speech back to America.” But since then, he has tested the limits of the First Amendment time and again.

When is Trevon Diggs coming back? Injury update, return timeline for Cowboys CB https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas-cowboys/news/when-trevon-diggs-coming-back-injury-update-return-timeline-c…

spent quality snow-eve time with @…'s brilliant & inspiring "other networks," an asynchronous history of non-internet communications. like many readers, i imagine, it made me think of others that might belong & my contribution is... jukeboxes!

Raiders mailbag: Are Carroll, team on the same timeline? https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/raiders/raiders-mailbag-are-carroll-team-on-the-same-timeline-3517616/

«Peering into Goonworld’s darkest corners has convinced me that what we are dealing with here may well be a structural flaw of networked communication itself. Is there a timeline, a regulatory environment, in which the internet does not turn into a highly efficient manufacturer of niche suicide cults?»
The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz
https://harpers.org/archive/2025/11/the-goon-squad-daniel-kolitz-porn-masturbation-loneliness/

I did ultimately figure out the correct URL to the email verification page, thanks to @… finding me the correct page of Venmo's FAQ which spells out how to do this process.
You know, the same pages that Venmo presumably trained their LLM on.
So in the end I have my money, but not thanks to anyone at Venmo.
What an absolute garbage timeline to …

#COP30 has been, unsurprisingly, another testament to human stupidity.
Every single politician who actively sabotaged human survival (again) should stand in fron…

Heh.
As sincronicidades desta(s) rede(s) divertem-me sempre.
Esta foi com a @…

it's hot girl monday on the timeline

To be clear I don’t have much commentary about Avatar but it’s been popping up in my timeline; I’ve honestly only seen like half of the first movie but I figure…
‘Avatar is better than none

The #39c3 timeline is exhausting… 🙈

Down to the last bit of mixing on the new record with Danny Gotham. The #leukemia threw our timeline off by at least half a year (as of my 6-month post-chemo checkup I remain cancer-free), but I'm making last tweaks to the mixes as I speak. Off to the mastering engineer soon, then artwork and such.
It's really just a hodge-podge of stuff we like. Acoustic pieces by Peter Ostroush…

Filling up your timeline

"We are now at a critical juncture. We are at or very close to human caused environmental change that will fundamentally unpick the life-sustaining systems on Earth. These risk triggering feedback loops...
Ultimately that could cause the planet to drift away along the pathway to “hothouse Earth”, a scenario where even if emissions were reduced, self amplifying feedback loops would drive global temperature increases up to or even beyond 5°C"

KnowledgeTrail: Generative Timeline for Exploration and Sensemaking of Historical Events and Knowledge Formation
Sangho Suh, Rahul Hingorani, Bryan Wang, Tovi Grossman
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.12113 …

KnowledgeTrail: Generative Timeline for Exploration and Sensemaking of Historical Events and Knowledge Formation
The landscape of interactive systems is shifting toward dynamic, generative experiences that empower users to explore and construct knowledge in real time. Yet, timelines -- a fundamental tool for representing historical and conceptual development -- remain largely static, limiting user agency and curiosity. We introduce the concept of a generative timeline: an AI-powered timeline that adapts to users' evolving questions by expanding or contracting in response to input. We instantiate this conc…

ChatGPT about a Neuralink Blindsight brain implant for people born blind: "For early-blind people, a Neuralink-style cortical visual prosthesis is very unlikely to be meaningfully available in the 2020s or 2030s." https://chatgpt.com/share/694e5e8a-ee78-8004-91fc-9ed48e261…

ChatGPT - Neuralink Blindsight Implant Timeline
Shared via ChatGPT

How executives at humanoid robot startups like Agility Robotics and Weave Robotics are managing safety risks and tempering expectations for the technology (Sean McLain/Wall Street Journal)
https://www.wsj.com/tech/ai/humanoid-robot

From bets to busts: A timeline of gambling controversies in sports https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6744773/2025/10/24/gambling-betting-scandals-sports-history/

An awful lot of images with no #AltText in my timeline this morning. Including unreadable text as image.
Don't be lazy!

America is numb to this infrastructure problem
Maryland needs to replace the Chesapeake Bay Bridge,
as everyone who has driven on it knows.
Yet construction to replace the structure is only scheduled to begin in 💥2032.
The most shocking aspect of this story is that locals aren't more shocked.

Tens of thousands of drivers cross the Bay Bridge every day. -- It’s a vital link to the Eastern Shore.
The bridge has no shoulders.
No new lanes have b…

America is numb to this infrastructure problem
The timeline for the Chesapeake Bay Bridge replacement project is an indictment of a broken system.

- depression, irritability, and altered moods or behaviors
- distraction and forgetfulness
- increased blood pressure
are the above symptoms of long-term exposure to (algorithmic-timeline) social media or lead poisoning
source: https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/lead/signs-sympt

Wenn du so in die World-Timeline blickst und denkst "Es wird nichts gepostet seit Stunden. Hab ich die Entrückung verpasst?", dann auf die lokale Instanz chaos.social gehst und merkst "Nur noch nette Leute hier. War wohl wirklich Entrückung."

VIDEO: #12DaysOfChristmas #HashTagGames for 2025. Three more games left to play. If you want to play at home with your friends and family, here they are.
#TootsToAndFromTheNorthPole

"Tenants in rent-controlled apartments have the right to move back at their prior rents once renovations are completed. After fires, however, landlords often seize the opportunity to make more significant changes... unnecessary for a tenant to reoccupy.
"That extends the construction timeline by months or years... and landlords often hope tenants will just give up. Then, rent for new tenants goes up to market rates."

After years of alleged neglect, their Mission building caught fire. Will suing help them return? 
Tenants at 2782 Folsom St. lost their homes due to a fire they say could've been prevented. Can the code assure them a return to their unit?

Grok, warum bekomme ich in meiner Timeline oder auch in den "who to follow" Vorschlägen auf X nur politische rechts stehende Posts und Accounts angezeigt?
"Seit Elon Musks Übernahme im Jahr 2022 hat sich der Algorithmus merklich verschoben: Er amplifiziert right-wing-Content stärker, auch für Nutzer, die das nicht erwarten. "
Tscha.

⚡ Escape hatch exists: #[AllowDynamicProperties] attribute opts into old behavior. Use ONLY for legacy vendor code or gradual migration with a removal plan. Never use for new code.
📊 Timeline: PHP 8.1 = allowed | PHP 8.2 = deprecated warning | PHP 9.0 = fatal error. Start fixing now!
🎯 Migration strategy: Run PHPStan/Psalm analysis, fix domain models first (critical), then controllers/services, then DTOs. Add static analysis to CI pipeline to prevent regression.

RE: https://journa.host/@timkmak/115763688059623855
Aw hell, I agree with Lindsey Graham on something? Ugh. I hate this timeline...

Filmed and edited another segment of the PIC video (intro to reading standard cell planar CMOS with whiteboard examples plus deconstructing actual photos of an inverter, NAND2, and GDCAP), now an hour 38 minutes.
Still need to do circuit analysis of the SRAM, flash/EEPROM, config fuses, whatever else I might want to dig into, and add some conclusions.

Somebody asked google.AI how long it’d take for it to become fully #enshittified. He wrote about it on boingboing. https://boingboing.net/2025/12/19/googl…

Happy Birthday #Björk!
#Jahrgang65
In #radioeins ist etwa um
7:09* eine Würdigung bis 11:09* nachzuhören.
* ( Programm ist bis zu 4 Stunden zurück zu hören)

Ikone des Avantgarde-Pop - Björk feiert ihren 60. Geburtstag
Sie ist eine der außergewöhnlichsten Stimmen des Pop und hat heute Geburtstag: Björk wird 60! Von den Sugarcubes über ihr wegweisendes Solo-Debüt bis zu experimentellen Klangwelten – die isländische Künstlerin hat den Popkosmos neu definiert. radioeins-Kollege Steen Lorenzen mit dem Blick auf ihre wichtigsten Stationen.

Longing for a gentler timeline that is less fascist and less full of ignorant people
For example Biff's 1985

Off to see Little Shop of Horrors with @… puppeteering a plant! Thank you, Fediverse timeline, for bringing this musical event to my attention! I really like all the Fediverse friends living in my phone and all the cool things they do!

Phanpy doesn't support quoots yet, so I'm using Mastodon's stock web interface and.. it's bad. Compare how busy it looks with unnecessary stuff (do I really need a "post" input form on screen at all times? Do I need a link to "favorites" visible at all times?), but also - the fonts are bad. Bad, bad, bad. Just so much harder to read. And the timeline toots just kind of run together, rather than being clearly delineated by whitespace in phanpy.

Wenn ich meine Timeline so betrachte, gibt es zwei Personen, die ein Ticket bekamen:
- @…
https://chaos.social/@layer8/115566628094722482
-

Timeline Problems in Temporal Graphs: Vertex Cover vs. Dominating Set
Anton Herrmann, Christian Komusiewicz, Nils Morawietz, Frank Sommer
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.08124 https:…

Timeline Problems in Temporal Graphs: Vertex Cover vs. Dominating Set
A temporal graph is a finite sequence of graphs, called snapshots, over the same vertex set. Many temporal graph problems turn out to be much more difficult than their static counterparts. One such problem is \textsc{Timeline Vertex Cover} (also known as \textsc{MinTimeline$_\infty$}), a temporal analogue to the classical \textsc{Vertex Cover} problem. In this problem, one is given a temporal graph $\mathcal{G}$ and two integers $k$ and $\ell$, and the goal is to cover each edge of each snapsho…

A timeline of the Jeffrey Epstein investigation and the fight to make the government's files public (Associated Press)
https://apnews.com/article/epstein-files-maxwell-justice-department-transparency-timeline-b806c3265c221b12ed1662ebbc41205b
http://www.memeorandum.com/251220/p62#a251220p62

Is it wrong to scour the #wordle timeline, seeking satisfaction by identifying those who needed more guesses than me?

Three features I’d love to see from @…:
1) quote posts
2) showing bsky posts inline
3) being able to quickly follow a bsky user if they have a bridged account
4) having search not reset your timeline location

RE: https://hachyderm.io/@jimfl/115560110273697988
Subconsciously do mental arithmetic as you read the timeline. Bits of exercises for the brain cells while consuming content 🤔

Ganz ohne Algorithmus stellt meine Timeline diesen Zusammenhang her.
🧐
Btw: Kauft nix, nur weil es gerade angeblich billig ist!
#blackfriday #suffizienz #kaufnix

Federated Spatiotemporal Graph Learning for Passive Attack Detection in Smart Grids
Bochra Al Agha, Razane Tajeddine
https://arxiv.org/abs/2510.02371 https://

Federated Spatiotemporal Graph Learning for Passive Attack Detection in Smart Grids
Smart grids are exposed to passive eavesdropping, where attackers listen silently to communication links. Although no data is actively altered, such reconnaissance can reveal grid topology, consumption patterns, and operational behavior, creating a gateway to more severe targeted attacks. Detecting this threat is difficult because the signals it produces are faint, short-lived, and often disappear when traffic is examined by a single node or along a single timeline. This paper introduces a grap…

Guide to writing every article:
1. Pretend that AI works
2. Pick an arbitrary timeline for when that happens (don't try too hard with this one, "soon" or "inevitably" is good enough)
3. Convince yourself that this isn't just Sam Altman fanfiction
4. Rake in big bucks from every publication

Heute ist wieder ganz viel #Flausch in der Timeline. Danke Euch allen!

Browsing my timeline

I'm surprised no one has made an "is going great" site for AI like this
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/

RE: https://freeradical.zone/@bitartbot/115548068127595582
I’m following this math-based procedural art bot and I like that I sometimes get Sierpiński triangles like this one on my timeline. 🔺️

Raiders mailbag: Does Pete Carroll’s timeline mesh with a rookie QB? https://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/raiders/raiders-mailbag-does-pete-carrolls-timeline-mesh-with-a-rookie-qb-3598010/

Öhm lokal scheint auf chaos.social noch alles zu laufen, aber externe Inhalte von anderen Fediverse Instanzen erscheinen nicht mehr in der Timeline.
@… sorry euch am frühen Sonntagmorgen zu stören, könnt ihr mal nachschauen?

Anyone else noticing the new Mona jumps the timeline scroll position, thereby losing your place sometimes when you tap towards the bottom end of the timeline? (Seeing it on iPhone usually when I try to tap the bookmark icon on a post towards be bottom of the screen.)
I don’t have the auto-scroll on new posts feature on. This is very much in response to a tap.
CC @…

I boosted this earlier: I’m back with a strong follow recommendation. I’m always delighted when I see a post from @… in my timeline. The images are wonderful. I’m sure he takes many photos because the ones he posts are gorgeous, and the only way to have such a high percentage, 98% , of absolute winners is to take a lot and post only the very best - so he's…

Charles Harper (@ChaHarper@mastodon.scot)
Attached: 1 image #silentsunday #LochBracadale #isleofskye #scotland #sunset #dogsofmastodon Brodie posing for a photograph last evening…

Oh no the YouTube bullshit of substituting perfectly fine real videos (shorts) with very obvious AI without the creators consent just reached my timeline

Putin can fund war for 18 months, but tougher sanctions could shorten the timeline, expert says: https://benborges.xyz/2025/12/09/putin-can-fund-war-for.html

Another one for the collection, to be thrown onto the timeline at appropriate (inappropriate) moments. #TOTP

The agency told ProPublica it has made no decision on whether to vaccinate hens and has no timeline on when it might announce one
— though it is “proactively assessing” the possibility.
Avoiding the question of airborne spread appears to be in the USDA’s
“best interests,” said Michelle Kromm, an animal health consultant
who directed Jennie-O Turkey’s bird flu response in past outbreaks.
“If this is a major risk factor, then vaccine is absolutely a critical mit…

Comeback expectations for Patrick Mahomes and Micah Parsons after ACL tears https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6894423/2025/12/16/comeback-timeline-patrick-mahomes-micah-parsons/

Trevon Diggs injury update gives no clarity on 'accident' but has timeline for return https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/trevon-diggs-injury-update-gives-no-clarity-accident-but-timeline-return

I should build a wood gasifier to run the generator so we're prepared for the collapse of society (timeline unknown) and/or the next time we get snowed in for a week and the power is out (last occured 9.5 months ago)

YEAH BUDDY HORSE ON TOP
https://mastodon.social/@AltTextHealthCheck/115392047033997186

Alt Text Health Check (@AltTextHealthCheck@mastodon.social)
Attached: 1 image Results from tracking 36,583 images across 1,644 instances from the mastodon.social federated timeline. Then filtering down to the top 1000 instances by active user from instances.social who had posted at least 45 images (2x the average).

Gerade nochmal meinen uralten Twitter Account angefasst, den ich seit Jahren nicht mehr benutze, der aber noch da ist.
Sofort werden mir *nur* rechte und ausländerfeindliche Posts in die "for you" Timeline geschoben, Bernd H. und Alice Weidel, NIUS, Don Idioto, sonstige AfD Hengste und reichlich irgendwelche Nachplapperer.
Nicht EIN Post der politische aus einem anderem Spektrum käme.
Dass das so eindeutig ist hätte ich nicht gedacht.

Something different seems to be happening on here. In the afternoon my timeline is filled with North American stuff. Odd because I follow very few from there.
I prefer mornings when they are asleep.

What happened to Trevon Diggs? Details behind Cowboys CB's injury and return timeline https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas-cowboys/news/what-happened-trevon-diggs-details-cowboys-injury-ret…

A thing I did when I was new to find good accounts to follow:
Whenever I saw a post I liked, I didn’t just follow that person. I looked at (1) who they were boosting in their timeline and (2) who •they• were following, so that each new good follow might turn into 5 or 10 new follows.
A week or two of that really helped me find my way to the communities I was looking for.

The USDA told ProPublica it has made no decision on whether to vaccinate hens
and has no timeline on when it might announce one
— though it is “proactively assessing” the possibility.
Avoiding the question of airborne spread appears to be
in the USDA’s “best interests,”
said Michelle Kromm, an animal health consultant who directed Jennie-O Turkey’s bird flu response in past outbreaks.
“If this is a major risk factor, then vaccine is absolutely a critical…

So I've been spending some time with @… going through the public timeline and muting bots & low quality posters. The goal is to publish an export of this for others to use if they want. Currently, I mute:
• News bots
• Sports bots
• RSS repeaters
• Flipbook crap
• Hourly photo bots (no alt-text)
•…

Gotta love the Internet Archive posting AI slop into my timeline

On the one hand, this is amusing af. On the other hand, not so much. Vivek Ramaswami wants to be governor of Ohio. MAGAts say, but you’re not Christian. . https://newrepublic.com/maz/post/201664/vivek-ramaswamy-turning-point-racism-ohio

When even #Firefox ends up in my Mastodon filters. What a timeline. #FuckAI

Florida House barrels ahead on redistricting despite DeSantis' proposed timeline (Gary Fineout/Politico)
https://www.politico.com/news/2025/12/04/florida-house-barrels-ahead-on-redistricting-despite-desantis-proposed-timeline-00677841
http://www.memeorandum.com/251204/p133#a251204p133

CeeDee Lamb injury update: Stephen Jones gives return timeline for Cowboys star https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas-cowboys/news/ceedee-lamb-injury-update-stephen-jones-return-timeline-cowb…

Joe Burrow back at practice? No Ja’Marr Chase? How Bengals offensive pieces are shuffling https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6821515/2025/11/19/joe-burrow-practice-jamarr-chase-bengals/

Raiders LT Kolton Miller is eligible to return from IR, but what's his injury timeline? https://raiderswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/raiders/2025/11/10/raiders-lt-kolton-miller…

KaVontae Turpin injury update reveals timeline for return to Cowboys https://www.si.com/nfl/cowboys/news/kavontae-turpin-injury-update-reveals-timeline-return-dallas-cowboys

So to quote post in a reply, you click reply and then you click, under same post, yes in the timeline, the repost button and then quote and it inserts it into the reply post form you have already open?
What???
For the love of science Mastodon, hire proper user interface designers

Cowboys Update Injury Return Timeline on CeeDee Lamb https://heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-cowboys/injury-return-timeline-ceedee-lamb/?adt_ei=[email]

Why Cowboys' Trevon Diggs miss Week 7 vs. Washington https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/dallas-cowboys/news/cowboys-trevon-diggs-out-vs-washington/cb73142d0c745065b7f4bf64