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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-10-10 18:20:13

Poopy Pumpkin
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This is a joke, not a threat: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-10-04 15:40:25

Pesto-making day. The basil and garlic are ours, the sunflower and pumpkin seeds and the olive oil (duh) are from the store.
#cooking #gardening

A colander full of green pesto leaves, two heads of garlic, pumpkin and sunflower seeds and cut up garlic in a blender.
@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2025-09-18 09:51:03

Is An Orange Halloween Pumpkin Green? - Sow in April, reap in September, get soup and pie and roast seeds too! Oh, and a Halloween lantern. #green #pumpkin #Halloween -

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-08 18:20:15

Pumpkin Pinochet
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This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2025-10-03 08:36:11

Today has got off to a very knitty start (reminds me what I used to love so much about the #knitting podcast I used to do) so as a bonus have a photo of where the pumpkin socks are at 🎃
Knitted toe up, two at a time, short row heel. I like the matching but not matchingness of the yarn variegation.

Underside of two socks at the fuselage stage. They're in lively shades of pumpkin.
Top side of two socks about 4"/10cm long. They have a pattern of K5 P2 to give some stretch for my husband's hefty feet.
@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-09-14 21:51:32

Russell Wilson turns into a pumpkin at worst-possible moment, spoils vintage performance in Giants' OT loss

cbssports.com/nfl/news/russell

@CondeChocula@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-04 18:16:17

:ms_music_notes: 26 more days to halloween, halloween... :ms_music_notes:
Well I just watched Halloween III: Season of the Witch.
Nothing to see from Halloween's saga, Myers didn't appears on it but is a good horror/¿Sci-fi? movie maybe?
#halloween #film

Halloween pumpkin GIF.
@grifferz@social.bitfolk.com
2025-10-02 14:53:22

'tis already the spooky season for Violet!
Violet turns 13 this month. Doesn't she look fabulous?
#Greyhounds #AdoptDonrShop

A large black greyhound girl stads side on to the camera facing left to right looking at the photographer. She wears a short jacket in orange and black strips with a large pumpkin motif in the middle of her back. A human reaches in from the right to pet her behind her right ear.
@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-08 02:20:15

Pumpkin Pinochet
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-10-01 04:05:49

It’s past 9 PM Pacific, which makes it past Midnight Eastern.
My understanding is that the White House has turned into a pumpkin. Can anyone on the ground confirm?

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-07 17:20:21

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@froqstar@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-31 17:23:56

I'm not a botanist but I think the pumpkin likes the weather even more than me

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2025-09-22 15:24:16
Content warning:

Happy #Equinox to all who celebrate ❤️
Here in the Northern Hemisphere, days will be shorter than the nights, Autumn begins and brings us the months with the most abundance of fruit and vegetables. This is the time of year when deities like Demeter and Dionysos were praised with harvest festivals. Persephone either returns or descends to the underworld, depending on the interpretation.

Photo of a cornucopia with an abundance of different fruit flowing from it. A wooden board with bread and a knife is placed in front of it and an orange pumpkin sits in the background.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-09-19 14:30:31

Milwaukee Friends, I will be at Enderis Park on Saturday Sept 20th (tomorrow!) 9am-Noon with my artwork for sale for super-cheap.
And if you say "I'm Anti-Fascist and believe in Free Speech!" you'll get a 50% discount!"
enderispark.org/events-1/harve

@pdmckone@mstdn.ca
2025-09-13 11:02:29

Ponderous pumpkin
Behold its orange glory
Lourd Gourd Almighty.
#dailyhaikuprompt - pumpkin
#haiku
#poem

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2025-09-15 14:58:20

I baked a pumpkin cheesecake, and it should be ready and set in a week.
Update: IT CRACKED. F#$%!

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-06 17:20:13

Pumpkin Pinochet
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-08-14 02:59:23

So apparently a very successful, popular entertainer has announced a new thing and it’s somehow going to be pumpkin-related, as in orange. I’m mildly bummed about this only because my car is orange. I like my orange car. It’s easy to see in parking lots, for instance. It stands out amongst all the white and silver and ugly gray cars on the road. But now, against my will, I’ll be assumed to be a fan of this person. I’m not not a fan, but still.

@andycarolan@social.lol
2025-09-29 12:00:09
Content warning: Food

First Pumpkin Spiced Latte of the season this year. The Pumpkin Spice Syrup the shop used was super sweet though. I think I will stick with my Oat Milk Flat White in the future 😅
#PSL #Coffee #Vegan #Food

@davej@dice.camp
2025-09-18 19:23:09

Sexy single elk, you say? In MY area? 🤔 flipboard.com/@smithsonianmag/

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-04 22:20:14

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-07-13 20:28:15

I’m just calling PSG the Pumpkin Spice Girls.

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-03 04:20:11

Pumpkin Pinochet
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: tell the black helicopters to return to base.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-02 04:20:11

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-01 00:20:14

Pumpkin Pinochet
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This is satire, not sedition: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-31 02:20:13

Pumpkin Pinochet
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-29 17:20:32

Poopy Pumpkin
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-28 14:20:13

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-29 11:20:12

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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This is for tee hee, not treason: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 14:20:14

Pumpkin Pinochet
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-27 19:20:22

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-28 01:20:17

Poopy Pumpkin
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-26 22:20:16

Pumpkin Pinochet
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-26 22:20:15

Pumpkin Pinochet
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-25 22:20:15

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-24 10:20:15

Pumpkin Pinochet
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't make me go to gulag.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-24 00:20:14

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: I hope you'll lol, not take legal action.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-21 16:20:13

Pumpkin Pinochet
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-20 19:20:15

Pumpkin Pinochet
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: cancel the hit squad.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-21 19:20:16

Poopy Pumpkin
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: let's not get carceral over comedy.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-21 17:20:12

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: let's leave the extrajudicial killing out of it.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-18 16:20:17

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: let's not make entertainment lead to internment.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-09-16 22:20:14

Poopy Pumpkin
bot by @…
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: put the zip ties down.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-15 20:20:23

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: rescind the warrant.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-16 00:20:12

Pumpkin Spiced Putin
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-15 16:20:14

Poopy Pumpkin
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-14 20:20:21

Pumpkin Pinochet
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-14 09:20:14

Poopy Pumpkin
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-13 08:20:14

Pumpkin Pinochet
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-08-12 08:20:16

Pumpkin Pinochet
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45