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#AllBillionairesAreEvil #YesEvenThatOneYouBootlick #WealthTaxNow

A tweet from "Brave New Films" paired with a news article headline: "All billionaires under 30 have inherited their wealth, research finds." The tweet says, 'Wait, I thought "hard work" is what made people billionaires? 🤡'
@joxean@mastodon.social
2026-01-24 11:13:29

Today I have learnt about the deliriant history of the ultra-far right ex professor Enoch Burke.
The summary of the history is that while this guy was professor he refused to call by her new name a trans student, was finally fired, but keeps going to the school he was fired from in *2022*, and he has been arrested a number of times.
You can learn more about this case in this article from The Irish Times:
Without paywall:

This is the original tweet that made me realise about this deliriant history:

A tweet from Michael McDoormat, @GlassHalfArsed, saying, 'Every 9 minutes a man is arrested in Ireland. This is that man.' Followed by a photo of Enoch Burke. Lol
@n8foo@macaw.social
2026-03-23 15:44:11

There are some days I miss working at the tweet factory more than others. Today is one of those days. What a great team we had. #oneteam #twitter #lovewhereyouwork

A stack of wooden blocks, with various Twitter symbols and emoji. There are numbers, 1-9, representing years of service. The blocks are stacked in 3 rows, and have lego space mini-figures playing on them.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-21 20:21:22

#Shitpost #Shitposting #Shitpooooost

The image is a humorous meme combining a vintage aesthetic with a modern reference. It's a screenshot of a Twitter post made by "Gravantus" with the username "@Gravantus."

The tweet text describes a plot from "The Twilight Zone" where a man becomes obsessed with a coin-operated fortune-telling machine shaped like a devil. This machine provides generic answers, leading the man to become dependent on it and unable to make decisions on his own. The tweet then comments on how some of these Twiligh…
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-20 15:13:11

Geno Smith's cryptic tweet has Raiders fans wondering if the end is near sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-ve

@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 20:50:39

mods! mods !!!! that big scary CHINA is plagiarizing my plagiarism machine, please help ???????????????
twitter.com/i/status/202599792

Tweet by Anthropic (@AnthropicAI): We’ve identified industrial-scale distillation attacks on our models by DeepSeek, Moonshot AI, and MiniMax.

These labs created over 24,000 fraudulent accounts and generated over 16 million exchanges with Claude, extracting its capabilities to train and improve their own models.
@scott@carfree.city
2026-02-20 03:59:49

I was reminded today that Garry Tan, reportedly a centimillionaire, has the most entry-level ass booze in his private booze locker. No taste. It would be a kindness to confiscate these men's wealth and spare them from embarrassing themselves.

Screenshot of Garry Tan's tweet, "This is what my private alcohol stash looks like at the Lion's Den VIP area in Chinatown. Laughing crying face emoji"

It's just Balvenie, Roederer Estate, and MacAllan 18. A plaque says: "Garry Tan, SF social media troll, Twitter menace."

A second tweet: "Last night I thought everyone would get the rap reference but that wasn't a good call, reference or not - sorry!"
@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-01-22 05:04:51

Needed:

Screenshot from Bluesky. (This is a longstanding homage account originating on twitter, writing in the voice of Geoffrey Chaucer, an English author of the 1300s, in an older form of English)

Chaucer Doth Tweet  @levostregc.bsky.social

A MacArthur foundacioun grant to go to Silicon Valley businesses and
explayne the concept of "cautionarye tale" so thei kan understande
movyes and bookes

22 Jan 2026
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 02:59:15

Via: L'avventura: Pet Detective @amcnal.bsky.social
“over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes”
I’ll post the video next.
i’m not totally 💯 it’s not staged, but either way, remeber;
violence isn’t THE answer
But it su…

danny's original tweet which reads, Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest.

I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’.

Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement.

What is happening to America? 

there is a 47 second video that sees multiple other kids talk smack to him and one of them just lays into him physically
a quote tweet that has transcription from the video. the tweet reads:“You’re gonna punch me?”
“Yeah”
“Then you’re gonna in trouble for that”
“Okay”

Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.

the frame in question is the kid winding up for a punch. it looks exactly like the pepe punching meme
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-03-20 20:22:44

@… an email would be better than a tweet, I think.
@…

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-03-17 20:37:43

Jar Jar Binks ran in the French elections in Paris and won the qualifying vote.

A screenshot of a tweet showing how the French voice of Jar Jar Binks, Roland Timsit ran for La France Insoumise.
A screenshot showing a LFI candidate who won 23,42% in their district in France
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-03-10 23:10:51

Deleted Tweet From Energy Secretary Sends Oil Markets on Another Wild Ride (Wall Street Journal)
wsj.com/finance/stocks/deleted
memeorandum.com/260310/p127#a2

@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2026-02-20 02:59:26

#ios26 ladies and gentlemen, 6 months on, pinnacle of design, elevates the content, delights the user

Police tweet: No naming arrested ex-prince due to guidance. Investigation into misconduct ongoing. Could involve anyone.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-17 04:21:20

Pardon the everything app screenshot but the self-immolation of Andreessen is a sight to behold
He got so upset that people call him out for his “I don’t have feelings” tweet that he is storm-posting about how he is not bothered and definitely has no feelings or any inner self

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-19 20:33:57

RE: mastodon.social/@EricAlper/116
Pô, mas aí ele estš descrevendo o Kobayashi Maru rs.
ALT-TEXT da imagem: Vemos um tweet de Jeff Zentner (@jeffzentner) em que se lê: "Escape room idea: just a well-stocked bookstore with…

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-03-06 13:56:44

This is a shitty outcome for a valid criticism of an #overlay product:
lalutineduweb.fr/en/help-lawye

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-17 04:58:57

Same, but for bikes. (build some fucking PBLs in central queens already) bird.makeup/users/streetsblogn

@digitalnaiv@mastodon.social
2026-01-12 07:51:34

Ein Tweet über X, der fassungslos macht, ein Kanzler, der Arbeit neu verstehen muss, KI, die doch nicht so produktiv macht, und ein Deutschland, das hoffentlich doch nicht so gespalten ist? Die vergangenen Tage rein persönlich
#Kuratiert.

@carloshr@lile.cl
2026-02-16 15:43:30

La gira latinoamericana de Pulp pasarš también por México, Colombia y Argentina, ademšs de Chile.
En la imagen, la publicación de la cuenta oficial de Pulp en tuisters.
welovepulp.info
🐦🔗

Captura de Tweet de la cuenta @welovepulp con la interfaz de Nitter.

Pulp (@welovepulp): "Tú mereces más Pulp! You asked for it, so here we come ... 2026 concerts in Mexico, Columbia, Chile & Argentina. Artist presale tomorrow 10am (local). Sign up at the link below. General sale on Friday.

http://www.welovepulp.info #maspulp"
@grahams@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 18:46:42

This is the year of Linux on the Document

Screenshot of a tweet reading“Linux running in a PDF file via a RISC-V
emulator compiled to JS, itself with a screenshot of said emulation
@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-02-17 16:40:03

Die deutschen Epstein-Files werden verrückt und genau so unüberraschend sein

Ein Tweet von Johannes Biesel „Das Problem an #Fasching ist, dass du nicht sagen kannst, ob sie 14 oder 18 ist. Wenn du dann Pech hast, kommste an die 18 Jährige. #Karneval” 

15:00 Uhr 9. Feb. 2018
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-01-07 08:25:50

I'm disappointed to learn today that my name twin Scott Miller, founder of Apogee Games, is an idiotic antivaxxer.
Please let me reassure you that despite having the same first and last name, I am very pro vaccine.
#AntiVaxxer #ScottMiller

Screenshot of a pair of tweets.

Tweet #1 by Andrea C. Love, PhD @dr_andrealove 

RFK Jr is directly responsible for increased illness & deaths we will see from vaccine-preventable diseases.

Vaccines save millions every year.
His anti-science actions will kill people. 

ESPECIALLY the most vulnerable. Children. Older adults. Immunocompromised.

on 10:03 AM · Jan 6, 2026

Tweet #2 by Scott Miller - Apogee/3D Realms Founder ☢️ @ScottApogee 

You can take mine. I’ll wait for them to be properly t…
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-09 21:38:10

RE: girlcock.club/@miss_rodent/116
This is a different, crisper way of saying what I meant by the previous post: if it sounds like a medical textbook, you’re more likely get a diagnosis; if it sounds like a tweet, you’re more likely to get a shitpost
The tone, vocabulary, and style of the question change the likelihood that the answer is correct.
4/

@steve@s.yelvington.com
2026-03-10 18:38:46

Nazi bar yanks bigoted tweet by Tennessee's homegrown nazi..

Screenshot from X note to @repogles stating his hate speech has been removed.
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 16:05:25

😂😂

BlueSky quote Tweet responding to a post saying: “ est-il côte à côte
avec un ami?
What?
ALT
Will Jennings
@drjennings.bsky.social • 10mo
There's also going to be a lot of cognitive dissonance for some folks in British politics when they discover that France is the UK's closest ally now.
9:13 AM • Jan 18, 2026 ® Everybody can reply”

The post is the Lord of the rings Gimli/Legolas “die fighting” post that says 

Panel 1: Gimli “Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with the French.”

Pane…
@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-01-11 15:42:01

from my link log —
Route 53 DNS: Amazon’s premier AWS database.
lastweekinaws.com/blog/route-5
saved 2021-02-18 <…

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-01-26 17:12:38

10 years and a few days ago, I was running a DIY Synth workshop with STM32F7 dev boards in our kitchen in North London... Still have ~10 of these boards.
Here are also two videos (live performances) of some softsynths (some with MIDI via USB support) which we built in these workshops (I did quite a few of those in that year)...
STM32F746 MIDI synth (live recording, 2016-01-31)

Screenshot of an old tweet from 23/1/2016 incl. a photo with a top-down view of a large kitchen table with 7x laptops, 7x STM32 dev boards (w/ LCD screen), some headphones, cookies, almonds, wine glasses and tea cups...

The tweet reads: "1st day of ARM #STM32F7 hacking workshop over, good times & lovely crew! Tomorrow audio! cc @ST_World @ARMEmbedded"
@jake4480@c.im
2026-03-08 07:41:30

I think a lot about this tweet from like 16 years ago this gal posted who was an early mutual of mine on Twitter. She was like 'Girls, don't date rich guys. Get a job and make your own money so you can fuck poor, hot guys.'

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-01-08 19:38:24

BBC=Bari’s Blocked Content
I hope MacFarlane still has his job today… @… bird.makeup/users/dougfromdc/s

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-11 13:42:39

Raiders’ Maxx Crosby Breaks Silence After Ravens Trade Is Called Off heavy.com/sports/nfl/las-vegas

@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-01-04 21:25:26

From my Twitter archive. It took one year longer ;)
bbc.com/news/articles/cj9rjwpv

Screenshot showing tweet:
Kees van der Leun @Sustainable2050 - Apr 19, 2024
Slightly speculative forecast: within this year, @BYDCompany will knock
Tesla out of the international EV markets by further decreasing its prices and
ensuring that increasing sales can immediately be met.
Striking while Tesla is weak.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-13 13:13:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Tweet:
🎵 Oops (Oh My) (feat. Missy Elliott)
#Tweet
trew3000.bandcamp.com/album/tw

@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-08 00:20:03

Stolen to add #AltText. mastodon.social/@booknotificat

Screenshot of a tweet:

Jonathan Edward Durham
@thisone0verhere

Sure, I go to the library for books, but also sometimes I go just to exist in a space that's welcoming, organized, comfortable, judgement-free, and run by knowledgeable, helpful, passionate people, because that energy is straight up medicinal
@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-02-10 19:27:50

There's a clue in a tweet about the people on the tube to Peckham that might indicate it's AI-generated anti-London propaganda.
youtube.com/watch?v=uDkyP37JgY0

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-01-20 20:22:32

If you screenshot an image from Twitter, and that tweet is a political one, and then you post it here and what's more you don't even put alt text on it ...
... then oh boy you have never seen my fingers move so fast to that Block button.
I don't care if you've got 12,000 followers on Fedi. Bye bye.

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2026-01-28 10:00:05

"What Lin and Cursor achieved was to show that an AI agent can generate millions of lines of code that’s lifted from other projects, and that don’t compile, let alone work."
(Original title: Cursor lies about vibe-coding a web browser with AI)
pivot-to-ai.c…

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-02-13 05:40:39

I won't debate people on conforming with the moral standards set by the far right, because every time a moderate feels the need to condemn a statement that was “inciting violence”, the truth comes out that their so-called violence was a media framing oddly applied to them with a bad-faith reading of their words.

A screenshot of an RNC Research tweet saying “Ilham Omar calls to execute Donald Trump” with Ashok Kumar quote tweeting “She tweeted 'in Somalia we execute pedophiles'. The headline:”

Kyle Cheney. @kyledcheney
Jack Smith says Trump's claims that he won the election were not protected free speech because they were intended to target a government function.
"There is no historical analog for what President Trump did in this case."
Smith says Trump "without question" added to the danger to Mike Pence's life with his 2:24pm tweet while the Capitol was under attack.

The image features a series of tweets by Kyle Cheney discussing legal arguments regarding Donald Trump's claims about the 2020 election. 

It includes quotes from Jack Smith, asserting that Trump's statements were not protected by free speech under the First Amendment as they targeted government function
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 16:04:21

I always liked the quote "and Magda
Goebbels made a great strudel" and have used it in conversation. (Although a strong contender for it's replacement in my vernacular is "But the Dow is over 50,000")
Great tweet from NickyFrank30 over on the site formerly known as Twitter - although he seems to have locked down his X account and deleted tweets like so many folks have.
(although you can apparently find him at substack

NickFrank40 @ X.com
 @NickyFrank30
My grandfather used to say “and Magda
Goebbels made a great strudel” and | never
knew what it meant until after he died my
grandmother explained some magazine did a
fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few
years before WW2 that included her strudel
recipe and my grandfather, who hated the
Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns,
thought it was an example of the media
sanitizing evil people and he would use the
phrase when someone asked him to overlook
a ba…
@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-02-13 09:58:59

Today I woke up to see a leading Science Fiction author
re-posting the toot of another well-known Science Fiction author,
criticising the statement of A BANK for being poor-quality -
yes, you guessed - Science Fiction.

screenshot from BlueSky:

Reposted by William Gibson
Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social - 16h

Almost all people in power are writing dangerously unhinged and
ridiculous fictions.

quote tweet:
CNBC & @cnbc.com - 17h

The 'Moon economy’ is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks
this one space stock will benefit
This stock is a play on lunar infrastructure and connectivity, the firm said.
@cnb.cx
@jensilber@mastodon.social
2026-01-01 20:45:43

Not to mention, the U.S flag in the right-hand image appears to have the wrong number of stars and/or stripes [AI-generated?].

A post by Philip N Cohen on Blueskey says "In addition to the 100 million deportations tweet folks are commenting on, Homeland Security yesterday declared the 250th as a celebration of "American supremacy" to "Return this Land." Basically, Nazis trolls run their PR"
Shown are two social media posts. On the left, "The peace of a nation no longer besieged by the third world." with an image of an unpopulated beach captioned "America after 100 million deportations"
On the right, "Gird yourself with…
@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-01-02 09:28:17

Waarom is @… nog steeds actief op X?

Screenshot of NRC tweet of yesterday, about a fire in a church
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-01-14 13:50:15

*Me realizing I’ve never played Cyberpunk 2077 using the dude voice*

BlueSky Post:

QuoProQuid
@quoproquid.bsky.social

© Bluesky Elder
one thing i like about cyberpunk 2077 is that, even though all the lines are the same, the two V voice actors treat the character in dramatically different ways.
for example, while woman V is extremely cool and suave, dude V is the biggest fucking dork on the planet and dumb as a box of rocks
*Quote tweet*
QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social • 14h
Bluesky Elder
V being hunted like a dog through the cynosure complex by the robotic…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 02:10:44

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image is a screenshot of a social media post, likely from Twitter, with a dark blue background. At the top, there is a profile picture of a circular logo with abstract yellow and white shapes, next to the text "Generation X Cafe" and the handle "@GenXCafe". Below this, a tweet reads "Gen X is trending? It's the perfect time for me to post my favourite generational meme. #GenX".

The main content of the post is an image featuring two young men, likely from a movie or TV show. The man on the …
@joxean@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 10:57:19

Do you remember this shit?

Old tweet by Trump:

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
@scottmiller42@mstdn.social
2026-01-04 01:14:37

MAGA news media convinced voters that #POTUS47 would keep us “out of war.” How’s that working out?
#USpol #UnitedStatesVenezuela



Screenshot of Tweet on January 2, 2025 by The National Desk @TND

THOUGHTS? Over half of adults think President-elect Trump will keep the U.S. "out of war," according to the results of a Gallup poll published Thursday.

SOURCE: https://x.com/TND/status/1874934304423149624
@davej@dice.camp
2026-02-28 22:38:43

Stolen to add ALT text. mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/

Tweet from Nikola (@niktaylorde):

“It’s so cool how they made an instrument to check if the rich are made of cake”

Below is an image of a guillotine.
@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2026-02-08 19:47:17

x.com/EricStangel/status/20199

Tweet by Eric Stangel (@EricStangel): I just bought the saddest Super Bowl cake at my local supermarket. Go Seatle Seahawk!

The attached photo is a cake with a blue/green frosting football of reasonable quality, except for the fact that it does just say "Seatle Seahawk"
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-06 16:35:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Tweet:
🎵 Oops (Oh My) (feat. Missy Elliott)
#Tweet
trew3000.bandcamp.com/album/tw

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 17:10:33

#Shitpost #Shitposting #melaniamovie

The image displays a tweet from "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" with a photograph of their lot. The tweet text, overlaid at the top, announces a "world exclusive" event and a photo to prove that "all the people who have gone to see the Melania movie" gathered at their landscaping lot.

The photograph itself shows the exterior of a building, likely a warehouse or industrial space. The building's facade is painted a deep, somewhat faded teal green. A thick, off-white band runs horizontally acros…
@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-24 23:13:02

Acabei de ver um tweet do Filipe Figueiredo, aquele do Xadrez Verbal, em que ele escreveu: "Sem sensacionalismo, mas a situação é preocupante" falando do possível ataque dos EUA ao Irã. Considerando que ele entende muito de RI e do quanto ele é sempre muito cuidadoso com as palavras (e nada sensacionalista), este "preocupante" de fato me deixou muito preocupado.

@davej@dice.camp
2026-02-28 11:44:44

Again, stolen to add ALT text. bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.ap

Tweet from Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump):

Now that Obama's poll numbers are in tailspin - watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is
desperate.
10:39 pm • 9 Oct 2012
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-05 16:34:21

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #HuwStephens
Tweet:
🎵 Oops (Oh My) (feat. Missy Elliott)
#Tweet
trew3000.bandcamp.com/album/tw