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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 10:20:06

Presidementia
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 09:20:05

Scooby Coup
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@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-04-14 00:30:01

Human Traces VII ⛩️
人类踪迹 VII ⛩️
📷 Pentax MX
🎞️ Lucky LUCKY SHD 400 (FF)
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Lucky LUCKY SHD 400 (FF)

English:

A black-and-white photograph of a steep, mountainous path crowded with people ascending. The path is flanked by rocky cliffs and sparse trees. The crowd stretches far up the path, indicating a popular hiking or pilgrimage route. The scene suggests a busy, possibly historic or scenic location.

中文:

一张黑白照片,展示了一条陡峭的山路,许多人正在攀登。道路两旁是岩石峭壁和稀疏的树木。人群沿着山路延伸很远,表明这是一个热门的徒步或朝圣路线。场景显示这是一个繁忙的、可能具有历史意义或风景优美的地点。
Lucky LUCKY SHD 400 (FF)

English:

A black-and-white photograph showing a crowd of people walking in an open area. In the background, there is a large hill with traditional Chinese architecture, including multi-story buildings with upturned eaves and trees. The scene appears to be a popular tourist spot, with many people walking and some carrying bags.

中文:

一张黑白照片,展示了一群人在开阔区域行走。背景是一座大山丘,山上有传统的中国建筑,包括多层楼房和翘角屋顶,还有树木。场景看起来是一个热门的旅游景点,许多人在行走,有些人拿着袋子。
Lucky LUCKY SHD 400 (FF)

English:

A black-and-white photograph with a large crowd gathered in front of a structure. The image is partially overexposed, but it shows a group of people facing a building with traditional Chinese architectural elements, such as tiled roofs and decorative walls. The crowd appears to be dense and focused on the structure.

中文:

一张黑白照片,照片中有一大群人聚集在一座建筑物前。照片部分曝光过度,但可以看到许多人面对一座具有传统中国建筑元素的建筑,如瓦屋顶和装饰墙。人群密集,似乎都在关注这座建筑。
@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-04-15 17:16:21

Unterdessen 20 Min auf die S-Bahn wartend. Während CDUCSUSPD Geld Richtung Unternehmen verschieben und alles verrotten lassen.
Danke, Markt. Danke, Liberalismus.

@profcarroll@federate.social
2026-04-14 23:47:02

One of my nerd hobbies is retrogaming consoles and their community-built UXs and my current study unit is a dual-boot Android/Rocknix Retroid Pocket Flip2 for Emulation Station. Trying to get GranTurismo 1 through 6 running on it (for science) but PS3 emulation is just not there yet for GT 5 and 6, despite ongoing advances in Turnip drivers for the Adreno Vulkan GPU. At least PS2 emulation has recently enabled Turnip support so upscaling is working impressively well now, even on OpenGL.

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 13:20:06

Attila the Dumb
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 12:20:11

Pres. Oompa J. Loompa
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 11:20:07

General Liesenhower
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@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-04-15 16:51:14

Ich fürchte, jeder Kommentar würde im Verfassungsschutzbericht landen.
Erste Ölkonzerne melden sprudelnde Gewinne
ard.social/@tagesschau/1164031

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 17:20:07

Mustard Melanoma
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 16:20:08

Cockwomble-In-Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 15:20:06

The Quicker Fucker Upper
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@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-03-15 13:36:01

RE: social.funfacts.de/@funfacts_d
Guckt mal:

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 14:20:07

Traitor Tot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 21:20:06

Pissadent Chump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 20:20:07

L. Ron Chubbard
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@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-03-14 19:50:14

RE: digitalcourage.social/@philfo/
Glaube, ich möchte mich gerade nicht darüber austauschen. Vielleicht wer anders?
Das ist nicht böse gemeint und kein Aufruf, hier überheblich zu werden. Aber vielleicht hat ja wer Inte…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 19:20:11

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 18:20:07

Bunker Baby
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 01:20:06

Admiral Ipecac
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@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-03-14 12:33:11

Schwesig, SPD: "Ich verstehe nicht, warum man die Kommission bis zum Sommer beraten lassen und erst dann aktiv werden will".
Ein komplexes Thema, eine 'Lösung', die keine ist. Statt Fachleuten zuzuhören, will die SPD mit - giftigen - Placebos Aktivität vortäuschen.
Aber das hilft niemandem.

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 00:20:07

President Dunning-Kruger
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 23:20:07

Tangerine Terror
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 22:20:06

Hippopotus
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@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-02-14 12:38:10

RE: flipboard.com/@tagesspiegel/ta
Auch dies ist nicht 'umstritten', sondern in vielen Fäll…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 05:20:07

Combover Caligula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 04:20:07

Il Douché
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@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-02-14 12:33:16

ICE ist nicht "umstritten", sondern eine mordende Terror-Miliz.
Vielleicht habt Ihr Zeit, dem DLF eine Mail zu schreiben.
deutschlandfunk.de/us-regierun

Wie aus einem veröffentlichten Behördendokument hervorgeht, soll damit die Bettenzahl in Haftzentren der umstrittenen Einwanderungsbehörde ICE auf fast 93.000 erhöht werden. Beim Amtsantritt von Präsident Trump vor gut einem Jahr befanden sich rund 40.000 Menschen in ICE-Haft. Die Behörde will bereits existierende 

'umstrittene Einwanderungsbehörde ICE' rot unterstrichen
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 03:20:07

Budget Bashar
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 02:20:07

Turmeric Tyrant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 09:20:08

Presidementia
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@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-02-14 09:51:45

Bei vielen ist noch nicht angekommen, mit wieviel Energie die Social-Media-Verbote und damit #Altersverifizierung für alle gerade gepusht werden.
Für Plattformen Win-Win: Kein Eingriff in ihr Geschäftsmodell Doomscrolling - und dazu mehr Daten von den Nutzer*innen.
Die schlechteste Lösung, denn dass Kinder und Jugendliche und im übrigen auch alle anderen Altersgruppen ein…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 08:20:07

Dollar Tree Dictator
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 07:20:08

Yabba Dabba Doofus
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 06:20:06

Disinfectant Dolt
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@anneroth@systemli.social
2026-01-16 08:26:01

Kann ich nochmal die Leute sprechen, die jahrelang fanden, Berlin soll sich nicht so anstellen, woanders wären die Mieten viel höher?
Wie geht's Euren Kindern, die gern hier studiert hätten, aber nirgends ein bezahlbares Zimmer finden? Oder habt ihr doch ne Wohnung gekauft vom Erbe?

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 13:20:06

The Turd Reich
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 12:20:07

Dollar Tree Dictator
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 11:20:06

Marginally Sentient Spray-Tan
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 10:20:06

Maga Teresa
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 17:20:06

Poosilini
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 16:20:06

Quarter Flouder
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 15:20:07

Carrot Caligula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 14:20:06

Commander in Thief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 18:20:06

Needy Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 22:20:06

Teddy Dozevelt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 21:20:08

Quarter Flouder
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 20:20:06

Our Fondling Father
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 19:20:06

Chump in Chief
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 01:20:11

Julius Cheeser
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 00:20:07

General Fatton
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-15 23:20:08

Fattyshack
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 05:20:06

Greedy McBreaks-the-law
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 04:20:07

Useless S. Grant
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 03:20:07

Quarter Flouder
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-16 02:20:07

Alexander the Grope
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 11:20:06

Orange Foolius
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 10:20:07

Lie-a-tollah
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 09:20:06

President Dumpster
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 14:20:05

Pampers President
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 13:20:06

Poopy Pumpkin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 12:20:06

The Lyin' King
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 19:20:06

Pedoführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 18:20:07

Dachau Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 17:20:07

His Maga-sty
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 16:20:08

Chin Jong Un
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 15:20:07

Donye West
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 23:20:07

Orange Julius Caesar
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 22:20:07

Der Pumpkinführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 21:20:06

Poolius Sleazer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 20:20:06

Con Juan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 03:20:06

Orange Foolius
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 02:20:08

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 01:20:07

Poolius Sleazer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 00:20:06

Orange Glazed Grifter
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 07:20:06

Mendacious Mango
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 06:20:06

Cheeto Benito
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 05:20:06

L. Ron Chubbard
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 04:20:06

Donald John Tantrum
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-14 08:20:07

Generalissimo Geritol
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 12:20:06

Orange Krampus
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 11:20:06

Al Caporn
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 10:20:05

King of the Shill
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 09:20:06

Mango Unchained
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 16:20:07

Schmuck Š l'Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 15:20:07

Scammy Davis Jr.
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 14:20:05

Blood Clot Pol Pot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 13:20:05

Pumpkin McPornhumper
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 21:20:06

Trumpster Fire
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 20:20:06

Pervert Hoover
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 19:20:07

Marmalade Mussolini
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 18:20:05

Agent Orange
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 17:20:05

Frumious Grabhersnatch
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 00:20:05

Gropey the Clown
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 23:20:06

Pathetic Pol Pot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 22:20:06

Hairpiece Himmler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 04:20:05

White Supresident
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 03:20:05

Narcoleptic Napoleon
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-13 02:20:05

Clustertrump
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