
2025-06-18 08:49:59
A Stochastic Differential Equation Framework for Modeling Queue Length Dynamics Inspired by Self-Similarity
Shakib Mustavee, Shaurya Agarwal, Arvind Singh
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.14059
A Stochastic Differential Equation Framework for Modeling Queue Length Dynamics Inspired by Self-Similarity
Shakib Mustavee, Shaurya Agarwal, Arvind Singh
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.14059
Multi-dimensional queue-reactive model and signal-driven models: a unified framework
Emmanouil Sfendourakis
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.11843 https://
Taiichi Ohno: I wrote about how items waiting in a queue are a form of waste, as a cautionary tale
Scrum guys coming up with the backlog: we have created the work queue from the classic manual "Don't Create A Work Queue"
Hello les gens! Un troglodyte mignon avec sa petite queue dressée vient de longuement sautiller de branches en branches dans le noisetier sous lequel je petit-déjeune... Il était Š moins de deux mètres de moi 😍😍😍
Bonne journée !
First real test of the new cluster: encoding AV1 video. I created three Sisyphus encoding workers and decided to run some Blurays across all the servers. Wrote some Ansible to build the encoding workers because it's a pain in the ass, but right now I'm working through the first 3 videos in a queue of 12. Also, these are so much more efficient...
#homelab
@… Fuck yeah.
This reminds me of “C is not a low-level language”: https://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=3212479
We could have intere…
Sorting by pile shuffles on queue-like and stack-like piles can be hard
Kyle B. Treleaven
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.05518 https://ar…
The Peculiarities of Extending Queue Layouts
Thomas Depian, Simon D. Fink, Robert Ganian, Martin N\"ollenburg
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.05156 https:/…
Nintendo launches the Switch 2 globally, with long queues outside stores and midnight openings; analysts expect Nintendo to sell 15M to 20M Switch 2 units (David Keohane/Financial Times)
https://www.ft.com/content/f63cfbcc-9d0e-440e-ad9a-02d01d328f93
I'm afraid this is true. I already struggle to raise enough money to keep the very talented young scientists I have working with me (from many different countries already), finding funding for more will be difficult, and why should US scientists essentially queue jump just because of their nationality ? I know that sounds harsh, I have very good US colleagues, but I have to be fair to all, regardless of where they come from. OTOH, if you are a US scientist and you are interested in exploring possibilities in Denmark, give me a shout and we'll see what we can do.
https://mastodon.world/@davidho/114620044303457868
davidho@mastodon.world - Unless you’re a Nobel laureate, the brain drain will be away from science and not to other countries.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/03/us/trump-federal-spending-grants-scientists-leaving.html?unlocked_article_code=1.ME8.sh9q.qy7jX0S1ZrBa&smid=url-share
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My morning so far:
- Essential system is not working, opened support ticket.
- Two hours later still no change.
- Called service desk: "Yes we assigned the ticket to the 2nd level"
- Checked ticket queue: "Priority 4: Low"
- Called service desk "Tell the 2nd level guys if they don't make this work before lunch we're coming over and confiscate every Switch 2 we find!"
Age of Information in Unreliable Tandem Queues
Muthukrishnan Senthilkumar, Aresh Dadlani, Hina Tabassum
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.09245 https://
I'm very busy at the moment with work and life stuff, so if I am taking a while to reply, you are in my reply queue.
Have an awesome day!
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Third attempt, it calls this round replacing #ubuntu and the manual partition page seemed to have things right, but I'm surprised an installer that takes so long has so little to say. /var/log/installer peeps a DEBUG now and then, but betrays no secrets. 52 minutes and counting, just passed probert.network and another flurry of udevadm empty queue successes.
Work-in-Progress: Multi-Deadline DAG Scheduling Model for Autonomous Driving Systems
Atsushi Yano, Takuya Azumi
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Backpressure-based Mean-field Type Game for Scheduling in Multi-Hop Wireless Sensor Networks
Salah Eddine Choutri, Boualem Djehiche, Prajwal Chauhan, Saif Eddin Jabari
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.03059
June 7: Describe some facet—hidden or overt—which can be found in each and every one of your works.
June 8: Talk about something you wrote and later removed, and why.
I have a tendency to hoard quotes, one-liners and other emotional shortcuts to use later as homages for the reader to catch.
While I very much like them, I also often feel them to be my "guilty pleasure", so they are also at the beginning of the queue when I need to cut — for example, for Mastodon it…
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People in #Finland will queue for anything. Even to take a quiz about the #EU!
#WorldVillageFestival #MaailmaKylässäFestivaali
Optimal Auction Design for Dynamic Stochastic Environments: Myerson Meets Naor
Yeon-Koo Che, Andrew B. Choi
https://arxiv.org/abs/2505.22862 https://