
2025-06-11 00:49:44
Taiichi Ohno: I wrote about how items waiting in a queue are a form of waste, as a cautionary tale
Scrum guys coming up with the backlog: we have created the work queue from the classic manual "Don't Create A Work Queue"
Taiichi Ohno: I wrote about how items waiting in a queue are a form of waste, as a cautionary tale
Scrum guys coming up with the backlog: we have created the work queue from the classic manual "Don't Create A Work Queue"
Queue Replacement Approach to Dynamic User Equilibrium Assignment with Route and Departure Time Choice
Takara Sakai, Takashi Akamatsu, Koki Satsukawa
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.07159
10 Children Among at Least 17 Killed in Israeli Bombing of Gaza Charity Clinic Queue
https://www.commondreams.org/news/israel-attacks-gaza-clinic
Checking Consistency of Event-driven Traces
Parosh Aziz Abdulla, Mohamed Faouzi Atig, R. Govind, Samuel Grahn, Ramanathan S. Thinniyam
https://arxiv.org/abs/2508.07855 https://
This is a nice write-up of some complex and careful decisions and collaboration to navigate hard tradeoffs that in the end got the job done
I wish we also had more open discussions about the opposite scenario: "when the right tool is the wrong choice"
https://tern.sh/blog/pagerduty-cassadr
Work-in-Progress: Multi-Deadline DAG Scheduling Model for Autonomous Driving Systems
Atsushi Yano, Takuya Azumi
https://arxiv.org/abs/2505.06780 https://…
Age of Information in Unreliable Tandem Queues
Muthukrishnan Senthilkumar, Aresh Dadlani, Hina Tabassum
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.09245 https://
Sorting by pile shuffles on queue-like and stack-like piles can be hard
Kyle B. Treleaven
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.05518 https://ar…
Multi-Queue SSD I/O Modeling & Its Implications for Data Structure Design
Erin Ransom, Andrew Lim, Michael Mitzenmacher
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.06349
Replaced article(s) found for math.PR. https://arxiv.org/list/math.PR/new
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- Many-Server Asymptotics for Join-the-Shortest-Queue: Large Deviations and Rare Events
Amarjit Budhiraja, Eric Friedlander, Ruoyu Wu
@… Fuck yeah.
This reminds me of “C is not a low-level language”: https://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=3212479
We could have intere…
The Peculiarities of Extending Queue Layouts
Thomas Depian, Simon D. Fink, Robert Ganian, Martin N\"ollenburg
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.05156 https:/…
Nintendo launches the Switch 2 globally, with long queues outside stores and midnight openings; analysts expect Nintendo to sell 15M to 20M Switch 2 units (David Keohane/Financial Times)
https://www.ft.com/content/f63cfbcc-9d0e-440e-ad9a-02d01d328f93
I'm afraid this is true. I already struggle to raise enough money to keep the very talented young scientists I have working with me (from many different countries already), finding funding for more will be difficult, and why should US scientists essentially queue jump just because of their nationality ? I know that sounds harsh, I have very good US colleagues, but I have to be fair to all, regardless of where they come from. OTOH, if you are a US scientist and you are interested in exploring possibilities in Denmark, give me a shout and we'll see what we can do.
https://mastodon.world/@davidho/114620044303457868
davidho@mastodon.world - Unless you’re a Nobel laureate, the brain drain will be away from science and not to other countries.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/03/us/trump-federal-spending-grants-scientists-leaving.html?unlocked_article_code=1.ME8.sh9q.qy7jX0S1ZrBa&smid=url-share
This https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.11463 has been replaced.
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Etliche „meiner“ Podcasts macht jetzt Sommerpause. Ich komme also endlich mal hinterher, die Queue weg zu hören. #podcast
My morning so far:
- Essential system is not working, opened support ticket.
- Two hours later still no change.
- Called service desk: "Yes we assigned the ticket to the 2nd level"
- Checked ticket queue: "Priority 4: Low"
- Called service desk "Tell the 2nd level guys if they don't make this work before lunch we're coming over and confiscate every Switch 2 we find!"
This https://arxiv.org/abs/2504.02207 has been replaced.
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A Stochastic Differential Equation Framework for Modeling Queue Length Dynamics Inspired by Self-Similarity
Shakib Mustavee, Shaurya Agarwal, Arvind Singh
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.14059
#canicule pensez Š bien vous hydrater !
#catsofmastodon
Multi-dimensional queue-reactive model and signal-driven models: a unified framework
Emmanouil Sfendourakis
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.11843 https://
Ok #Fedi, selfie verification time.
Please form an orderly queue and submit your selfie verifications one at a time.
You will be judged by a supercomputer (It's a Raspberry Pi 3 in a corner of a room)
I'll start
Bin gut in #Slowenien auf dem 25. #Weltententreffen angekommen. Ca. 700km in ca. 15h Reisezeit von Zürich aus. Habe u.a. den #Flüelapass, den
Same Data, Different Audiences: Using Personas to Scope a Supercomputing Job Queue Visualization
Connor Scully-Allison, Kevin Menear, Kristin Potter, Andrew McNutt, Katherine E. Isaacs, Dmitry Duplyakin
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.17898
I'm very busy at the moment with work and life stuff, so if I am taking a while to reply, you are in my reply queue.
Have an awesome day!
Request: End of Queue für den Döner. #gpn23
The Supermarket Model on a Dynamic Regular Hypergraph
John Fernley, Bal\'azs Gerencs\'er
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.03931 https://
Rewatching #HappyGilmore last night, so that we could watch the sequel reminded me of a scene from my youth:
In my family’s home town of Świnoujście there’s a river. Until very recently, the only way to get across was a municipal ferry service.
Back in the 90’s and early 2000’s, it would be quite common for men with windshield wipers to walk down the queue of cars an…
Third attempt, it calls this round replacing #ubuntu and the manual partition page seemed to have things right, but I'm surprised an installer that takes so long has so little to say. /var/log/installer peeps a DEBUG now and then, but betrays no secrets. 52 minutes and counting, just passed probert.network and another flurry of udevadm empty queue successes.
I went to my first karaoke ever today. It was in VR, but that didn't make it any less scary :neofox_nervous:
I was very hesitant to sing, but I eventually put a song in the queue. When it was my turn I was TERRIFIED, but I went and did it. I stumbled a lot with my words and froze a couple times, but even then people were really nice and even complimented me! I gave it a second go, and it was so much better :neofox_snug:
I have to repeat this next month, I feel like this is what…
Trilobite tridents: hydrodynamic lift and stability mechanisms for queue formation
Hugh A. Trenchard, Carlton E. Brett, Matjaz Perc
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.15922
Hello les gens! Un troglodyte mignon avec sa petite queue dressée vient de longuement sautiller de branches en branches dans le noisetier sous lequel je petit-déjeune... Il était Š moins de deux mètres de moi 😍😍😍
Bonne journée !
BlockFIFO & MultiFIFO: Scalable Relaxed Queues
Stefan Koch, Peter Sanders, Marvin Williams
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.22764 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2507.…
June 7: Describe some facet—hidden or overt—which can be found in each and every one of your works.
June 8: Talk about something you wrote and later removed, and why.
I have a tendency to hoard quotes, one-liners and other emotional shortcuts to use later as homages for the reader to catch.
While I very much like them, I also often feel them to be my "guilty pleasure", so they are also at the beginning of the queue when I need to cut — for example, for Mastodon it…
Linear Layouts of Graphs with Priority Queues
Emilio Di Giacomo, Walter Didimo, Henry F\"orster, Torsten Ueckerdt, Johannes Zink
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.23943
Performance Evaluation and Threat Mitigation in Large-scale 5G Core Deployment
Rodrigo Moreira, Larissa F. Rodrigues Moreira, Fl\'avio de Oliveira Silva
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.17850
First real test of the new cluster: encoding AV1 video. I created three Sisyphus encoding workers and decided to run some Blurays across all the servers. Wrote some Ansible to build the encoding workers because it's a pain in the ass, but right now I'm working through the first 3 videos in a queue of 12. Also, these are so much more efficient...
#homelab
Dispatching and Pricing in Two-Sided Spatial Queues
Ang Xu, Chiwei Yan
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.17983 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2507.17983
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Backpressure-based Mean-field Type Game for Scheduling in Multi-Hop Wireless Sensor Networks
Salah Eddine Choutri, Boualem Djehiche, Prajwal Chauhan, Saif Eddin Jabari
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.03059
This https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.02982 has been replaced.
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Fixed-Point-Oriented Programming: A Concise and Elegant Paradigm
Yong Qi Foo, Brian Sze-Kai Cheong, Michael D. Adams
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.21439 https://
Strategic Customer Behavior in an M/M/1 Feedback Queue with General Payoffs
Peter Taylor, Jiesen Wang
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.11263 https://
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Large Language Model-Based Task Offloading and Resource Allocation for Digital Twin Edge Computing Networks
Qiong Wu, Yu Xie, Pingyi Fan, Dong Qin, Kezhi Wang, Nan Cheng, Khaled B. Letaief
https://arxiv.org/abs/2507.19050
People in #Finland will queue for anything. Even to take a quiz about the #EU!
#WorldVillageFestival #MaailmaKylässäFestivaali
Optimal Auction Design for Dynamic Stochastic Environments: Myerson Meets Naor
Yeon-Koo Che, Andrew B. Choi
https://arxiv.org/abs/2505.22862 https://
Finite-Time Information-Theoretic Bounds in Queueing Control
Yujie Liu, Vincent Y. F. Tan, Yunbei Xu
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.18278 https://
This https://arxiv.org/abs/2505.06780 has been replaced.
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Heavy-tail asymptotics for the length of a busy period in a Generalised Jackson Network
Sergey Foss, Masakiyo Miyazawa, Linglong Yuan
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.23310
This https://arxiv.org/abs/2305.13054 has been replaced.
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