Tootfinder

@… https://ec.social-network.europa.eu/@EUCommission/116408720976324749

Top secret footage of US government foreign policy meeting leaked. @… https://murica.website/2026/03/oil-and-gas-expe…

When you see antisemitic bots like this that spam replies to posts criticising Israel’s ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people, make sure you report and block them.
(They block you after commenting so you can’t act on their post. Unless, that is, you run your own instance like I do and can suspend them.)
But wait, did I just call them antisemitic?
Why yes, conflating Zionism with being Jewish is to state that all Jews support Israel, settler colonialism, apartheid, ethn…

@…, bro, this you?
https://www.politico.eu/article/eu-brussels-launched-age…

Brussels launched an age checking app. Hackers say it took them 2 minutes to break it.
Cyber experts say they have found holes in Brussels’ age verification app, despite claims by the EU executive that it is “technically ready.”

🥳 New Kitten¹ Release
• Fixes: Page infinitely refreshes if class does not extend `kitten.Page`
Kitten now shows a helpful error message for this authoring error.
(The issue was due to the page getting rendered without the necessary scaffolding provided by the base class for maintaining the web socket connection,. leading to Kitten thinking the socket connection had failed and triggering a reload to reestablish it.)
Full changelog of today’s updates:

app/CHANGELOG.md at main
app - A web development kit that’s small, purrs, and loves you.

🥳 New Kitten¹ Release
• Adds `rawBody` to non-multipart POST requests.
This property, which is a Buffer, is necessary if you want to verify signatures (e.g., for webhooks).
I had to fork express-busboy as they already ruled out adding it. The fork (@small-web/kitten-busboy²) also allowed me to type the middleware extension point for Polka³ instead of Express (Kitten uses Polka) so that’s one @ts-ignore removed (hey, dev is a string of little wins) :)
Change log:

app/CHANGELOG.md at main
app - A web development kit that’s small, purrs, and loves you.

Bluesky thanks you for giving them the benefit of the doubt. That was all they needed. You may now get fucked.
#iToldYouSo

Bluesky's 2025 $100M Series B Lays Foundation for Open Social Web - Bluesky
In April 2025, Bluesky raised $100 million in Series B funding led by Bain Capital Crypto. Since our Series A, we've grown from 13 million to over 43 million global users.

Countries for which genocide is a deal breaker:
Iceland, Ireland, Netherlands, Slovenia, and Spain
Countries for which genocide is not a deal breaker:
Albania, Armenia, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan, Belgium, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czechia, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany (2nd largest arms dealer of the genocide behind the US; historic fan of genocides), Greece, Israel (our good friends who are carrying out the genocide), Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, L…

Eurovision Song Contest 2026 - Wikipedia

Protecting children doesn’t require mass surveillance but mass surveillance requires “protecting children”.

It’s amazing how passionate politicians are about “protecting children” when Mark Zuckerberg spends billions to tell them how to do it based on his exact specifications.
🤔

RE: https://tldr.nettime.org/@remixtures/116252080653238272
“It should come as no surprise that an AI-powered war launched by Israel and the United States has proven so destructive so quickly. Israel, after all, has spent years deploying all manner of …

RE: https://c.im/@didgebaba/116250895656530696
Woaw, Scandinavian countries are so progressive!… Umm, right.

Oh no, looks like someone is going to be very careless by a window soon. @… https://mastodon.gougere.fr/@cyclotopie/116251115963348037

“Settler colonialist apartheid states engaged in ethnic cleansing and genocide have a right to defend themselves.”
– Almost every EU politician and bureaucrat.
Amirite, @…?

Does a settler colonialist apartheid state guilty of ethnic cleansing and genocide have the right to exist?

RE: https://mas.to/@therightarticle/116254712219000371
“Vote with your wallet,” they say. Forgetting who has the largest wallets…

The Dutch: We’re so proud of how straightforward we are. We’ll just tell it to your face. Sorry if you don’t like it. The truth hurts sometimes…
Trump: Maaaark!
Mark Rutte: I’m coming, daddy, please don’t be mad… what can I do for you, daddy?

RE: https://todon.eu/@regendans/116256778315194411
Mark Rutte: “Pwease, my fwiends, our daddy needs us!”
So British, French, German, Italian, and Japanese folks are going to die – and on the wrong side of history – because little Mawk Rudde doesn’t know h…

🥳 New @small-web/kitten (Kitten globals) release.
• Improved type information.
• Now plays nice with tsconfig.json and tsc.
• Adds `rawBody` to `KittenRequest`.
This is not really a breaking change (in that it won’t break your apps) but I’m releasing it as a major version update so as not to surprise you if you notice the type information is different (more detailed than before).
To update in your kitten apps:
npm install @small-web/kitten@7
For more in…

At this rate, the motherfucker’s going to rack up the Walmart and Taco Bell peace prizes too.

Dismantle every hierarchy.

RE: https://toot.community/@thezenlady/116257674184176512
If so, I applaud those brave saboteurs.
More of this, please.
The only way to crumble an empire is from the inside. (Although the Pedophile In Chief is already doing a pretty good job …

RE: https://fosstodon.org/@AkaSci/116257702104102298
But guess who already has nukes? Hint: it’s the country currently committing genocide.

RE: https://freefree.ps/@faab64/116257289388857344
Iran was just supposed to lie there and take it. Just like all of Trump’s other victims.

RE: https://kolektiva.social/@micchiato/116256727250020276
“Displaced from my home in northern Gaza, I sit reading reports of the Iran war as my little sister, 6, struggles to walk across the room. Two months into the ceasefire, an Israeli soldier shot …

RE: https://mastodon.scot/@JackTheCat/116257156182901661
Add India to the list of genocide fanatics.

Hey, have you heard the UK is entering the Furby Organ guy in the Genocide Song Contest… how amusing is that?

And cue “Swiss neutrality” (privilege cowardice complicity) in 3… 2… @… https://hcommons.social/@adachika192/116087612441385859

🥳 @small-web/kitten version 6.2.2 released
This is Kitten’s type library (see https://kitten.small-web.org/tutorials/type-safety/ for a tutorial).
This release fixes a few type errors that crept in in the previous release that were stopping it from being compiled with ts…

RE: https://mastodon.social/@aseelfromgz/116097728946124841
Aseel is one of our Gaza Verified team of volunteers. She helps verify other Palestinians from Gaza while suffering through the same situation.
Please help her and her family – who are s…

Happy birthday, asshole!
https://www.rte.ie/news/uk/2026/0219/1559293-andrew-uk-arrest/

@… Heya! When you report an account, you can’t add the infringing posts for admins to review. This likely makes reports less useful. Would be great if we had this functionality that exists in the official client. Thanks!

RE: https://mstdn.social/@noelreports/115922087140816506
Can he just die already?

Dear world,
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
Because fuck this. https://assortedflotsam.com/@NewsBot/115922082663005538

In what I’m telling myself is in no way feature creep, I just added experimental TypeScript support to Kitten in a dev branch.
I’m actually surprised how easy it was to do. Given I’m already using esbuild to create the Kitten bundle and already using a custom module loader, the change was basically making esbuild a dependency instead of a dev dependency, lazily transforming .ts files in the loader, and updating a few places in the code to ensure that you can use .ts as an extension in …

app/CHANGELOG.md at stateful-components-api-breaking-change
app - A web development kit that’s small, purrs, and loves you.

Easy fix: Go home and stop murdering people half-way round the world, you sick fucks.
https://www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/fire-on-us-aircraft-carrier-in-middle-east-leaves-over-600-crew-members-without-…

Fire on US aircraft carrier in Middle East leaves over 600 crew members without beds: Report
Blaze on USS Gerald R. Ford took more than 30 hours to put out, with dozens of service members suffering smoke inhalation - Anadolu Ajansı

Perfectly captures the last six years that I’ve been working on making the Small Web (peer-to-peer web) a thing.
PS. If you’re a developer and you want to *play* with the web, take a look at Kitten:
https://kitten.small-web.org

RE: https://mastodon.ie/@clickhere/116418970134157619
Hey, @…, this you, bro?

@… Hey folks, only just catching up in the flx1s and the convergence hub and it sounds amazing for some of the Small Web demos I want to do this year. Any chance you’ll be in Europe with one to buy anytime soon? (Happy to travel somewhere and meet you folks in the EU to buy them rather than pay that amount in customs/tariffs/taxes/etc.) :)
Sounds like you’v…

Isn’t Donald Trump terrible? How he bombed that school full of little girls? How he’s bombing all those civilians? How he’s doing it all by himself. Just one man. It’s amazing. He’s amazing. How can one man do all that? What a guy!
#usa #israel

You’re not apolitical, you’re unapologetically privileged.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@sarada9669/116084573965927023
The aim of genocide is to erase a people.
The UK is complicit in this one in more ways than one.

It’s decentralised, y’all… ;) @… https://martianbase.net/@mackuba/116414820767432079

Oh I do love how you have your Kitten¹ app’s database in memory – thanks to Kitten’s built-in JavaScript Database (JSDB)² – and accessible via the Kitten Shell (REPL)³ during dev.
(If I do say so myself.) ;)
:kitten:💕
¹ https://kitten.small-web.org
²

Hi folks, Nadeen (@…) and her family have had no donations for 12 days.
You can find a list of Gaza Verified members ranked by the amount of financial support they’ve received in the last week at:
https://

Gaza Verified
We’ve personally had video conversations on Signal with the people from Gaza whose Mastodon accounts on the fediverse are listed here and we verify that their accounts are genuine. – Joy & Aral Balkan

@… https://mastodon.online/@jonsnow/116223577750850253

RE: #DoctorWho

Imagine a system where contributing to the common good is our yardstick for success, not personal enrichment by any means possible.
Such a system would not extract a “cost of living.” A dignified life with access to modern housing, healthcare, etc., would be considered a human right. Furthermore, everyone would have a basic income they can use however they wish. Imagine the progress we could make as a species if more of us could contribute to science, to art, to all aspects of human kn…

“Why can’t he just arm a foreign genocide like the last guy?” https://mastodon.social/@AlSweigart/116410956514666667

RE: https://mindly.social/@alan/116414621601704688
People are facing genocide and some motherfuckers are worried about their precious hashtag.
Fuck you, man. And fuck your fucking hashtag.
What level of privilege is this?

RE: #DoctorWho hashtag to every post you make?

RE: https://floss.social/@newinlinux/116412162295179602
Buried lede: “recent geopolitical changes have caused his him and his family to feel unsafe remaining in the United States.”

The US and Israel are bombing hospitals… hospitals. And this is normal now? No one’s even batting an eyelid?
Israel literally levelled every hospital in Gaza and these fuckers are spoken of as allies? Now they’ve reportedly bombed over 30 hospitals in Iran.
The inhumanity.
Fuck anyone who supports these sociopaths.

Israel has the right to fuck right off.

RE: https://discuss.systems/@kali/116239188630395950
So much winning.

So what are the top murdertech companies at the moment? (The ones enabling mass murder of civilians through AI, surveillance,
etc.)
• Palantir
• Google
• Microsoft
• OpenAI
• Anthropic
• IBM
• …
… did I forget any? Feel free to reply and add to the list.
#murdertech

RE: #microslop

RE: https://mstdn.social/@_L1vY_/116238109703472709
Donald Trump shat the bed and now he can’t find anyone to help him clean up his mess.
Poor baby.
Die, asshole.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Powerfromspace1/116237234372521682
The habit is murdering Brown people.

RE: https://veganism.social/@vega/116082348193137301
“Israeli military data identifies over 50,000 foreign nationals, including Western and Arab citizens, serving during the Gaza genocide.
…
According to figures published by Yedioth Ahronoth and d…

RE: https://kolektiva.social/@OldSquida2/116080433323029913
The genocide in Gaza is not just Israel’s genocide; it’s the West’s genocide.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@noelreports/116079747512052698
I’ve got an idea about what else we can send into orbit.

The US is not fit to regulate a sock drawer much less what goes into orbit.

Just went down a rabbit hole on distraction-free writers 🤦‍♂️

RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/116079450649446984
It’s probably time for other countries to make plans so they can shoot down such satellites if they’re launched without some sort of global consensus if we don’t want USian technofascist s…

“A country might justify that position if it used the proceeds to build something (anything!) like world-class public services, extraordinary infrastructure, or a society so well-functioning that the trade-off had a visible return. Ireland did… None of this. It extracted from others and failed to build anything for itself. That is the uniquely disgraceful aspect of the Irish model; not the extraction alone, but the total nothingnessthat followed it. The nothingness we live in.”
This is…

Mind the Gap
Ireland is the second richest country in Europe, and this week a single protest shut it down. Here's why.

“President Trump exhibits what forensic mental health experts have, across dozens of independent assessments, identified as the ‘Dark Triad’ of personality traits: narcissism, Machiavellianism, and psychopathy … Rather than constituting a clinical diagnosis, this trait-based assessment is grounded in behavioral observation and is particularly useful for assessing the level of danger an individual poses in a political leadership position. We do not offer this as a clinical verdict. We offer i…

‘A Constitutional Emergency’: Psychiatric Experts Say Congress Must Confront Mentally Unstable Trump | Common Dreams
“We recognize the gravity of what we are asking. We ask it because the gravity of the situation demands it."

Oust the motherfucker all the way to The Hague. @… https://pubeurope.com/@europesays/116410066475895607

Europe Says (@europesays@pubeurope.com)
Attached: 1 image Israel’s High Court hears petitions to oust Ben-Gvir | News NewsFeed Israel’s High Court heard petitions to oust Israel’s far-right National Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir, on the grounds… #EuropeSays #Headlines #News #Europe #Europa #EU #Israel #MiddleEast #Newsfeed #ShowTypes https://www.europesays.com/iran/68425/

This is the only correct action to take when a web site asks you for age verification.
Tell all your friends.

Why is it stuff like this that gives me hope for humanity? @… https://cathode.church/@pastelexuvia/116367089890924300

Oh, hello, thank you for joining us, you’re just in time for human extinction because we’re stupid. Would you like a drink?

Has Trump grabbed the Pope by the pussy yet?

RE: https://mas.to/@therightarticle/116410509649501869
I think it might be time to burn it all to the ground.

RE: https://universeodon.com/@jaykuo/116408727216291989
Yeah, Israel would definitely not be committing genocide with US weapons…
(Oh, wait, I forgot, you folks don’t care about those little details.)

RE: https://mastodon.social/@FluentInFinance/116409819019683285
Humans deserve to go extinct.

RE: https://mstdn.social/@Nigel_Purchase/116235380161088503
Fucking barbarians.
(You don’t even have to read the post, you already know who I’m talking about.)

RE: https://mastodon.scot/@maggiechapman/116235364724153163
“Just for fun”
Yeehaw, y’all. Pew, pew, pew!
I hope this sonofabitch suffers and we get to watch.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@knowprose/116234004801641427
I think it’s about time for regime change in Washington, don’t you think?

RE: https://mastodon.scot/@simon_brooke/116232834837623434
“The researchers suspect that Glassworm—the name they assigned to the attack group—is using LLMs to generate these convincingly legitimate-appearing packages. “At the scale we’re now seeing, man…

For fuck’s sake, this is one of the few ways Palestinians can get/use money from the West currently.
They are trying to choke any and all means of helping them.
Genocide isn’t just bombing and shooting people, it’s also removing the conditions for life.
And so many beyond the ones pulling the triggers in occupied Palestine are complicit in that.
#israel

Fuck paypal - Lemmy
Lemmy

When you post things on Instagram, Facebook, and X, this is what they look like to people who don’t use those platforms.

“Rule 50.2 of the Olympic Charter states: ‘No kind of demonstration or political, religious or racial propaganda is permitted in any Olympic sites, venues or other areas.’”
https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/c309pj8d8qqo

Oh, you just slapped a 1MB image on your web page? That’s nice.
Back in the day, folks were hiding running code and data in the graphics of their games that had to fit into 22KB.
https://revs.bbcelite.com/deep_dives/hidden_secrets_of_the_custom_screen…

If I wanted a direct connection to a dickhead, there are cheaper ways. @… https://neopaquita.es/@PixelRobot/116402604406415188

The moral bedrock of the United States and Israel is “do as we say or we will fuck you up.”
That’s it.
There’s nothing deeper.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@DrALJONES/116228011824152549
The Hague does not apply to the United States. Why? Because “we will fuck you up, that’s why” (aka Hague Invasion Act, look it up)

In case we need another reason to ditch cars and build walkable cities, robust cycling infrastructure, and ubiquitous (and free) public transportation.

Evil and stupid are not mutually exclusive.

RE: #DHS has sent hundreds of administrative subpoenas to Google, Reddit, Discord and Meta over the pa…

Still using `npm init -y`?
May I introduce you to `npm init --init-type=module --init-license=AGPL-3.0-only -y`?
:awesome:👍 Free software license (makes “open” as in ”open for business” folks squirm)
:awesome:👍 ES modules (because it’s 2026)
#nodeJS #npm

RE: https://mastodon.social/@amnestyfrance/116059242762210920
And, to be fair, she didn’t say it but she could have and it *still* would be fine. If a state that’s commiting genocide is not a common enemy of humanity, that’s a damning inditement of h…

“The new legislation, expected later this year, would give ministers a fast-track route for introducing draft laws to align with future European standards designed to ensure a single market in the trade of goods and services.
The new powers would apply to agreements they are planning with the EU on food standards, carbon pricing for industry and electricity trading.
New rules would be introduced as "secondary" legislation, which receives less scrutiny and gives MPs a mo…

UK could adopt EU single market rules under new legislation
The move has raised questions over parliamentary scrutiny of future rules to deliver planned EU deals.

Oh, dear thing, did you see a post by a Palestinian facing genocide on your favourite fucking sci-fi hashtag by mistake? You, poor, delicate flower. Do you think you’ll survive? Should we call 911? @… ht…

I would have expected so much more from the Olympics… they always seemed like such a moral bunch. @… https://mastodon.ie/@EugeneMcParland/116056944…

There’s life beyond VSCode… thought I’d share my dev setup:
• Main monitor: WezTerm¹ running in a three (sometimes four)-way split with Helix Editor² as my main editor, a terminal pane for general commands while working, and Yazi³ usually running in another for working with files/directories in a project.

• Other monitor: Sublime Merge⁴ always running full-screen so I can immediately see exactly what I’ve changed (in real time) as I’m working.
Others (not shown): Br…

Capitalism: where shit floats to the top™
#crapitalism
@… https://raru.re/@ocean/114490739719068

oshy (@ocean@raru.re)
Attached: 1 image You noticed how google search became unusably shit a few years ago? Turns out that was on purpose

Remember folks, if you’re against Israeli soldiers sodomising Palestinian prisoners using knives, you’re antisemitic.
Hey, asshole… yeah, you… got an “antizionism” meme for this one? Just leave it in the replies, you sick prick.
https://apnews.com/article/israel-…

Israeli military drops charges against soldiers charged with abusing Palestinian prisoner
The Israeli military says it is dropping charges against five soldiers who were accused of sexually abusing a Palestinian detainee in an encounter partially caught on camera. The army announced the decision at a time when time when much of the country’s attention is focused on the war with Iran. The leaked video of the abuse was aired last year by Israel’s Channel 12 and purported to show an incident in which the soldiers sodomized the Palestinian detainee from Gaza. Israel’s move to arre…

@… Hey Lenz,
Is there a repository somewhere where I can report issues with Hetzner’s OpenAPI spec?
This is the issue, by the way, in case there isn’t and you can forward it to the correct folks:
***
As far as I can tell, the generateHetznerCloudClient(opts: PlatformaticClientOptions): Promise<HetznerCloud> function’s opts parameter is…

hetzner-cloud-openapi-client
Hetzner Cloud OpenAPI Client generated from the official specification using Massimo.

What Fabio said…
(If you see the antisemitic Zionist meme accounts Fabio is talking about – yes, they’re about as antisemitic as you can get as they conflate being Jewish with supporting Israel and the genocide of the Palestinian people – please report them for antisemitism. Good rule of thumb to remember: Zionism is – and always has been – antisemitic. Let’s make sure we implement a zero tolerance policy on the fediverse for genocide deniers and antisemitic Zionists.)

Fabio Manganiello (@fabio@manganiello.eu)
@hydra0179 https://factually.co/fact-checks/military/israel-thermal-weapons-gaza-evaporated-palestinians-mk-84-217fc9You abhorrent propaganda asset polluting the Web with dumb memes, don’t you feel...

Made a little logo for JSDB (JavaScript Database)
Better (six years) late than never? :)
#JavaScriptDatabase