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@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-18 15:32:09

You have to be a bit of an idiot to report @… as a “scam” to me but, then again, no one said genocide-loving Zionists were smart. Evil, yes. Smart? Not so much.

Screenshot of report I received about Gaza Verified (top of report)
Screenshot of report I received about Gaza Verified from ieji.de (from a German instance? I’m shocked! Shocked!): “this is a scam account”
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-19 16:35:45

Apple’s innovating again, y’all!
#Apple

Man making the “think about it gesture” meme: 

They can’t be pervert glasses if they’re in your ears.
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-20 09:13:08

Thanks, I hate it.
thejournal.ie/mark-zuckerberg-

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-19 07:11:30

ICC stands for International Criminal Court.
Think about that for a second. Take all the time you need.
bbc.com/news/articles/cnvnl0el

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-18 20:44:26

RE: flipboard.social/@newsguyusa/1
Fuckers of a feather…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-19 09:26:34

“Irish singer-songwriter Aaron Rowe has said the members of the Ireland men’s international football squad who play against Israel ‘will be remembered’ for their actions.”
independent.ie/irish…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-18 14:14:27

RE: hachyderm.io/@skinnylatte/1172
Baron Watson of Wyre Forest joining Palantir, you say?
To think, this cunt was fashioning himself as a defender of human rights in technology.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-18 13:10:27

You might be seeing in “news outlets” that Robert Kraft will be donating to Gaza.
It’s what we used to call “a lie”.
Not sure what the cool kids call it today.
reddit.com/r/Macklemore/s/nQAs

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-19 09:52:44

Quoting a billionaire on social issues is like quoting a malignant tumour on cancer.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-20 09:15:36

RE: mastodon.scot/@simon_brooke/11
So does this mean Germany will stop being Israel’s #2 arms dealer?
No? Right, didn’t think so.
Remember folks, European Values™ are euros and cents.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-19 15:57:39

RE: mstdn.social/@DemocracyMatters
Remember this when the white man preaches morality.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-19 12:02:23

If I had to summarise capitalism in one word it would be “enclosure”.
That’s literally everything these bastards are about. Taking something that belongs to us all, building a fence around it, and calling it “mine.” (And if you don’t like it, “say hello to my little friend…”)
That’s literally the whole of their bullshit philosophy.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-19 06:47:16

“ECB economists warn households to brace for stock market ‘correction’”
You heard ‘em, folks… time to sharpen your guillotines.
independent.ie/business/ecb-ec

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-19 06:25:19

RE: sfba.social/@Sherifazuhur/1171
If you oppose the cold-blooded murder of poets, you’re antisemitic.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-19 06:19:00

RE: flipboard.com/@euronews/russia
Remember folks, we absolutely must have war and billionaires but we …

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-18 07:49:33

Bondi library removes book How to Sell a Genocide from shelves after complaint
theguardian.com/culture/2026/a

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-17 13:33:35

RE: mastodon.social/@DrALJONES/117
But don’t worry, they’re not religious fundamentalists or anything, no sir.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-17 12:17:09

RE: front-end.social/@hdv/11728597
An idea to kick things off:
Expel all surveillance capitalists from the W3C.
Here are some off the top of my head that are actively working with authoritarian regimes to destroy human rights and…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-17 10:11:43

iPhone Duo: It’s twice the phone, for twice the price, in half the number of phones, or something, whatever, we really don’t care anymore, just give us your money so we can afford our Prozac.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-17 10:07:06

iPhone Duo: Because capitalism has officially run out of ideas.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-18 08:10:39

RE: todon.eu/@regendans/1171154811
UK government: If justice is not on your side, redefine what justice means until it is.
(Did you expect anything different from a country raised on colonialism and slavery?)

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-18 08:06:55

Next time someone tells you they support Israel, ask them “What the fuck is wrong with you? What kind of monster supports genocide?”

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-18 07:54:22

How about this: they’re commiting genocide together as we speak.
How about we nitpick the minutiae once we’ve stopped that? @… mastodon.social/@threetails/11

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-17 10:49:26

“That is factually not correct,” says the news anchor for things that are *checks notes* factually correct.
This is the V-for-Vendetta levels of propaganda that people in the US are subjected to on a daily basis.
🤔
reddit.com/r/videos/s/V2GwQLZo

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-17 06:53:43

And this is apparently what passes for journalism today.
No, the raging Zionist Robert Kraft who rounded up a posse of stadium owners to cancel Macklemore for supporting Gaza during his set is *NOT* doubling Macklemore’s $1M donation to Gaza.
Ed both-sides-on-genocide Sheeran asked Kraft “to match a $2m (£1.5m) donation to ‘aid in the region’” (

CNN World
Robert Kraft and
Macklemore donate to Gaza relief
Laura Coates

NFL owner Robert Kraft plans to
double Macklemore's $1 million
donation to Gaza relief. Macklemore
was removed from Ed Sheeran's tour
in response to his Pro-Palestinian
performance. Sheeran has now lost
all of his opening acts in protest of
Macklemore's removal.
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-17 07:36:58

RE: mas.to/@therightarticle/117285
Well, that tracks; VW has invaluable historic experience in supporting genocide.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-16 19:00:42

I’m sorry, what’s an “extremist official” in a government commiting genocide? Do we categorise people who commit genocide as extremist and non-extremist now? Do the extremist ones commit extremely more genocide? @…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-16 08:17:16

“The order to restrict Ukraine’s military-grade Starshield satellite communications system came directly from inside the White House, according to a Reuters investigation published Thursday, Oct. 15, revealing that Washington moved to limit technology essential to Ukraine’s battlefield operations and defense against Russian drones.”

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-15 12:13:49

“Ed Sheeran had an opportunity show that we won't be bullied into punishing people for supporting Palestine. Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows. A genocide is happening in Gaza. We all need to speak out against it.”
– Ms. Rachel (source: instagram.com/p/DdR1LH3gYBP/

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-15 10:10:04

That feeling when you’ve got twice the number of followers on the fediverse as the closed-source VC-funded European social network being peddled by the EU Commission has accounts.
Hey, @…, y’all are so incompetent you can’t even do evil right.
Muppets.
@…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-15 07:36:39

Your daily reminder to not use block lists from anonymous* ban-evading trolls whose dozens of sock-puppet accounts have been suspended on servers across the fediverse and whose blocklists include me as well as every verified Palestinian from Gaza on Gaza Verified (gaza-verified.org)
Block this sorry ex…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-15 09:46:18

RE: mastodon.ie/@ciaranmak/1174386
So, if you’re looking to enact useful regulation, @…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-15 09:40:43

A turning point, finally? Will this maybe inspire other European “leaders” to at least start searching their basements for their spines?
telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-16 07:58:29

🤛 Good to know. #fediblock @john_darksoul@ariamispainted.world ariamispainted.world/objects/a

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-15 12:26:28

RE: mastodon.social/@Snoro/1172750
More data centres it is, then.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-15 12:15:21

RE: mastodon.social/@JustinMac84/1
Yeah, don’t make genocide a divisive issue.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-15 12:05:11

A man is repeatedly kicking a small child in the street.
Fascist: urges the man on; maybe lands a few kicks themself.
Apolitical/centrist: is neutral, watches; doesn’t take sides.
Antifascist: punches the man in the face until he stops kicking the child.
Just so you understand the differences.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-15 16:08:11

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you don’t have to be a saint to oppose injustice.
You can be a regular, everyday person – flaws and all – and still oppose genocide.
It’s amazing to me that a rapist, war criminal paedophile is president of the US and we’re ruled by psychopaths and sociopaths and yet anyone who opposes fascism has to have never made a mistake their entire lives or it’s a gotcha moment.
You can fuck right off with that bullshit.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-15 21:32:16

RE: mastodon.social/@riverbirchtre
You made it possible for @… to leave Gaza and study…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-15 21:26:41

RE: mastodon.social/@imemeit_bot/1
10 points to anyone who knows which company that owns one of those other browsers gives Mozilla half a billion dollars a year and is the reason Mozilla still exists.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-15 10:38:36

There’s nothing wrong with you. It’s the system that’s fucked up.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-15 10:37:00

RE: mastodon.green/@gerrymcgovern/
Vampires lying about how much blood they drink, you say? Well, I never!

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-15 10:21:53

RE: mastodon.social/@DaveWhittle/1
Fewer disposable barbecues and more data centres should fix this right up.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-15 08:12:28

One of our Palestinian volunteers from Gaza*, @…, is getting married today.
Please wish her all the best and, if you can, help her as she starts this next chapter of her life by donating to her fundraiser:

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-13 09:26:01

Meanwhile, @…… @… cosocial.ca/@mhoye/11725253190

Futurama meme: white man shaking wad of cash – “shut up and take my money!”
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-14 05:45:03

Hi everyone,
We are aware of a Gaza Verified member who has made multiple other accounts and is sending what appear to be automated direct messages.
We have spoken to him and asked him to delete these accounts and stop the automated messages by end of today and to confirm that he understands that this behaviour damages the reputation of the hundreds of other Palestinians on Gaza Verified and Gaza Verified itself and to promise not to do so in the future.
We apologise if you…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-14 15:19:52

RE: mastox.eu/@ZackPolanski/117439
“Democracy”

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-15 06:46:40

Fuck Ed Sheeran, fuck Pink, fuck Robert Kraft/Kraft Group – #BDS. Thank you, Macklemore, and Free Palestine!
***
“Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.
But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have care…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-14 21:27:57

RE: aus.social/@jhaue/117271491192
These people must have a guillotine fetish.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-14 19:38:27

What the fuck? Vimeo telling me I need to submit to age verification to keep using my account that I pay for?
What stratospheric levels of bullshit is this?
Fuck you, Vimeo. As painful as it will be, you just lost a customer. Fuckers.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-14 14:26:41

RE: todon.eu/@regendans/1170931462
Mask? They’ve been committing genocide with their full chests for the past few years. There was never a mask.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-14 14:17:41

Nothing is a .org under capitalism; everything is a .com.
(Fuck capitalism.) @… mstdn.social/@HopelessDemigod/

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-15 08:07:24

RE: mastox.eu/@ZackPolanski/117087
Turns out the problem isn’t climate change but disposable barbecues.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-14 07:56:07

“The only democracy in the Middle East.”
variety.com/2026/film/global/i

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-14 07:49:23

This Ordinary Abundance site (ordinaryabundance.com) is making the rounds so it’s probably a good time to inform you that the people behind it are billionaires and ex-Facebook folks, etc.:

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-13 07:30:40

“The IDF listens to all Gazan phones, so they know where people are and whether children are home. They know who’s in an apartment just before the missiles hit, and they hear the screams after the explosions. They even coined a phrase – ‘Where’s Daddy?’ – to describe listening in on a child’s phone, determining when their father will be home, and then sending a missile to kill them all. As one solider matter-of-factly says about a 12-year-old, ‘You hack her phone, and then you kill her.’”

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-12 11:38:44

TL;DR: Node’s standalone binaries have been broken on major Linux distributions since version 25. Stay on 24 if you need them functional by default.
If you’re installing Node.js via a standalone binary package, think twice before upgrading to Node 26.
On many Linux distributions these binaries will fail unless you separately install libatomic.so.1.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-14 08:01:40

“This is where… with the kids… where we start the indoctrination…”
– Christian Zionist pastor, Boyd Bingham IV
In case you’re wondering how people can support genocide… it starts early.
reddit.com/r/JewsOfConscience/

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-13 19:19:38

RE: flipboard.com/@aljazeera/europ
Liberté, égalité, génocide.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-14 07:28:03

RE: mastodon.com.pl/@aemstuz/11709
So, yeah, what I was trying to say was: don’t be this cunt 👇

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-10 19:25:33

RE: mastodon.ar.al/@aral/117230787
If you’re looking to migrate away from @…, I just updated my guide with …

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-13 07:09:25

Gaza Verified verifies, through video calls, that people are from Gaza and facing genocide.
Why do you think they’re forced to ask for help?
I’ll tell you:
Because the rest of the world has failed in its moral duty to stop Israel’s ongoing genocide and help them.
Because the US (#1 arms dealer to Israel) and Germany (#2 arms dealer to Israel) and other “Western” countries are complicit in this genocide.
So maybe think about that. And then think about what you j…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-13 07:04:14

RE: mastodon.social/@_elena/117262
Thanks, @… 💕 but it’s not just me :)
@…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-12 14:06:19

Literally anyone: I’m a piece of shit.
Irish government: …
Literally anyone: I’m a piece of shit with money.
Irish government: how may we be of service, sir?
#ireland #trump #USA

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-12 14:04:38

Protect someone the way the Irish government protects a genocide-complicit, rapist, war-criminal, paedophile piece of shit.
rte.ie/news/ireland/2026/0912/

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-12 12:20:23

RE: mastodon.mediafaro.org/@mf_new
These useful idiots are playing straight into the hands of fascists and Big Tech.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-12 10:59:19

So there is a protest in Dublin today “at 1pm at the Garden of Remembrance, Dublin 1”¹
If you’re thinking of heading up on the Dart or the M50, however, think again.
Dart services are down and there are M50 closures.
Protect someone the way the Irish government protects a genocide-complicit, rapist, war-criminal paedophile.
¹

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-12 13:14:28

That moment when you cannot even admit that all human life has equal value. Do you understand why it’s so easy for Israelis to commit genocide?
These are sick people.
reddit.com/r/PoursTea/s/m8SVXw

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-13 09:00:51

Folks tying their businesses to the APIs of Anthropic, OpenAI, etc., are this generation’s Twitter client developers.
(Maybe look into recent history to see what Twitter eventually did and what happened to them. Rule of thumb: an API key is a key to a door you don’t own whose lock can be changed at any time.)

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-13 08:51:51

“Gotta hand it to those humans, though, they reported on their own extinction until the bitter end.”
“Didn’t do anything about it, though?”
“Nah, wasn’t really their vibe.”

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-09 16:26:13

Finally managed to get my COVID jab. I was thinking it was Ireland being pants again but apparently it’s an EU-wide shortage?
(Wanted the combined flu COVID but they were out. Also out of the flu. But, hey, I can have a burger delivered in under half an hour so I guess we really are living in the future.)
PS. They were out of “adult” plasters so I got this bad boy instead :)

Close-up of the kid’s plaster on my arm.
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-07 10:14:02

How does Europe view the US?
We now turn to the European Parliament for an update…
#trump #usa #orangePlague

The Orange Plague: view from back of statue on display at EU Parliament of gold-plated naked Trump holding golf club on the shoulders of a thin man. People stand around it as someone addresses them from behind a podium.
Shot of same statue from the front. You can see Trump is holding tiny justice scales in his other hand.
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-11 18:40:42

RE: chaosfem.tw/@ellieraejaye/1173
Fascism is already here, it’s just not evenly distributed.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-11 09:53:14

RE: eupolicy.social/@AliceStollmey
Oh, no, not the economy!

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-11 09:31:42

“More! More! More!”
– Famous last words, Homo Sapiens

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-11 09:30:24

RE: universeodon.com/@digyoursoul/
The only entity you can trust with your own data is you.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-08 11:09:39

Of all the cuntish things you can do as a web developer (and believe me, there are too many to count), putting your fucking cookie notice under what appears to be an “Accessibility Settings” popup has to take the cake.
#deceptiveDesign #web

Screenshot of Phoenix New Times web site showing a popover (over a popover, because fuck you) that looks like it’s for Accessibility Settings but it has cookie settings in it. What looks like the heading is really a link to their accessibility settings view.
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-10 10:45:23

“‘We will ban transactions with this rogue court, cutting off their resources and crippling its ability to operate against us,’ Rubio said in a video address posted to social media. ‘The United States and the American people are not subject to the jurisdiction of this fake ICC.’”
apn…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-10 10:35:53

So just fyi, don’t get the COVID jab and then go out partying with friends until 3AM.
This message brought to you by the morning after.
Ouch.
🤦‍♂️

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-10 10:23:30

RE: tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/1174132
The Onion to Reality Pipeline is now basically just a washer.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-10 10:22:04

RE: mastodon.scot/@kim_harding/117
The EU isn’t spineless; it’s complicit. Understand the difference.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-11 07:02:22

RE: mastodon.social/@jcoglan/11741
Brought to you by the people who stole your land and now rent it back to you.
(This is how colonialism and capitalism has always worked.)

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-11 06:47:24

Hey folks, @… has received an offer from University College Birmingham and is trying to find someone from the admissions team or an academic member of staff who could advise her on her situation, particularly regarding the UK government’s requirements for evacuating students from Gaza and whether the university could offer any flexibility with the financial deadli…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-11 06:42:52

Every country that’s a member of the ICC should be preparing joint sanctions against the US right now. idf.social/@arjen/117416255209

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-10-11 06:40:38

RE: fediscience.org/@PoLaRobs/1174
Winning!

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-10 14:53:55

**TL;DR: If your Safari beachballs on macOS, check the size of your readinging list. And, really, just don’t use the reading list feature. Read on if you want to endure my epic bitch-fest…**
Does your Safari beachball when you’re using the address bar, or periodically as you’re working (at least on macOS Sequoia)?
Check the size of your reading list.
Mine had 14,489 items going all the way back to 2017. Turns out, the first time you focus the address bar after launching Saf…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-11 07:39:56

RE: mastodon.nz/@davemosk/11707571
Israel is making Jewish people everywhere less safe by committing genocide and conflating being Jewish with being a Zionist.
Remember, folks, many Jews are anti-genocide and anti-Zionist and many non-…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-10 06:40:02

Xenophobia is colonialist projection.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-09 23:31:09

Zionism 101
youtube.com/shorts/5GeAjH12A0I

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-09 18:45:34

“But the market”
– Famous last words, Homo Sapiens

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-09 18:43:35

Cue “you’re folding it wrong” in 3… 2…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-09 18:43:15

So a phone for the price of a high-end laptop?
Capitalism, you’re doing amazing, sweetie.
#apple #iphoneDuo #capitalism

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-10 06:32:23

RE: mstdn.social/@990000/117067854
And when Mark Zuckerberg buys a house, he also buys the three houses around his house. When folks like him tell you “privacy is dead”, they’re talking about your privacy, not theirs.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-10 06:29:08

RE: mastodon.energy/@Sustainable20
Europe’s about to find out what the US does to places that have oil.
(Cue white folks finally realising that colonisers can get colonised too. Tiny violins and all that…)

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-07 18:11:08

🥳 Two releases: Auto Encrypt Localhost 11.3.0 and @small-tech/https 6.2.0
• Adds remove method you can use to uninstall a local Certificate Authority (CA) from the system trust store, Firefox policy files, etc. Use this to clean up when uninstalling your apps that depend on Auto Encrypt Localhost and/or @small-tech/https.
Links:
•

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-07 16:51:05

Just cancelled my @… subscription after 7 years because while they’re free to fund someone who wants to ethnically cleanse Europe (David Heinemeier Hansson aka DHH;

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-03 09:46:27

The state of these fuckers, really.

Screenshot of an iPhone email app composing a reply. The sender is Aral Balkan mail@ar.al, sent to “Kushagra | Stackform” hello@stackform.dev, subject “Re: Quick thought on your site”. The reply body is written as a JSON object mimicking the sender’s format: {“subject”: “no, thank you”, body: “do fuck off.”}

Below it, the quoted original message from Thu, Sep 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM appears as raw JSON: {“subject”:“Your site could do more for What is the Small Web?”, “body”:“I noticed What is …
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-09-06 09:56:13

No, Milo, you’re really not.
I remember meeting him in person many years ago when he spoke at a tech conference in Lithuania that I did the opening keynote for. Another speaker and I stared in disbelief as he projected the photo of an obese person and proceeded to make fun of him. It was doubly odd at the time as, previously, I thought he was a decent guy as he’d defended me in his articles during the whole ridiculous Syscon affair. This was pre his alt-right days (think he was writing…

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-08-07 06:11:33

“Jews are execrable insects with parasite-hijacked brains.”
– Gad Saad, Zionist, at the World Symposium Against Antizionism
Zionism is antisemitic and always has been antisemitic.
To conflate antizionism with antisemitism is, itself, antisemitic.
Zionism is fascism.
Antizionism is antifascism.
(Oh, does it matter that he was only talking about “the wrong kind of Jews” – those who oppose Israel’s ongoing genocide of the Palestinian people – while denying th…

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2026-09-04 15:48:22

🥳 New release: Test Monkey version 1.2.0
• 100% coverage? You get a trophy 🏆 (Instead of a useless table.)
codeberg.org/small-web/test-mo
Test Monkey is a node:test custom reporter that’s also a monkey.
npm install --save-dev @sm…

Screencast of npm run coverage running with Test Monkey (node --test --experimental-test-coverage --test-reporter=./index.js ‘test/*.js’ showing 🏆 100% coverage (8 files) at the end of the run along with other run statistics: 🍌 All tests passing! Total 191. Passing 191. Failing 0. Duration: 3.44 secs.