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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 00:27:26

Wife's traveling. She left a few days ago and I'm single-parenting for 2 weeks, so naturally:

A combination covid/flu a/b antigen test. The control line on both sides are solid pink. The flu side has no additional pink lines (so negative for flu), but the covid side has an additional bright red line (so positive for covid).
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-03-06 06:01:22

Rozana, which offers rural e-commerce and logistics services to 21,000 villages across India, raised a $31.6M Series B led by Bertelsmann India Investments (Gyan Vardhan/Entrackr)
entrackr.com/news/rural-commer

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-08 01:45:54

RE: sfba.social/@MLNow/11603208570
wtaf?

 She said there was “no way in hell” she’d share her last name, because A) she could lose her job, and B) she did not trust reporters. 

“It is the intention of journalists to lie, which is why we need to not do anything to the journalists themselves, but we need to simply remove them as a class,” Annie said. “Just like Germany does to the extremist organizations.”
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-05-07 19:01:29

Most of California's Democratic congressional delegation sent a letter to state AG Rob Bonta urging him to "closely scrutinize" the Paramount-WBD deal (Gene Maddaus/Variety)
variety.com/2026/biz/news/rob-

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-05-07 21:00:08

Die #Kernfusionskollektoranlage hat heute 0,263 kWh Energie eingefangen.
Gesamtleistung: 480 Wp
Ausrichtung: West
Anstellwinkel: 58 Grad
Diese #Balkonsolaranlage wurde durch das Berliner SolarPLUS-Programm gefördert.
Einspeiseverlust: 3.84 %

Die Grafik zeigt ab 01.01.2026 die tägliche Stromerzeugung als Balkendiagramm.
@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-04-05 19:00:30

Living On The B Side
A podcast about the transformative power of music — in life, healing, and human connection...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: greataustralianpods.com/living

Living On The B Side   
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energy
2026-04-06 03:23:05

On Setting Up a Raspberry Pi Off-grid PV-Powered Server (2014) - How I set up a Raspberry Pi (Model B then B ) after the SheevaPlug. ~1.6W consumption typical, 400x less than my original server rack! #RPi #frugal #offGrid

@oekologisch_unterwegs@mastodon.online
2026-03-07 10:09:15

Das #Rezept des Tages:
🌿 Aromatische #Bärlauchbutter selbst gemacht. 🧈
Mit nur zwei Zutaten – #Bärlauch und weicher

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-08 13:55:21

Cardinals open offseason program with 'no B.S. guy' Mike LaFleur setting tone: 'Everything is a big deal' nfl.com/news/cardinals-mike-la

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-05-07 13:49:21

Eine selten besprochene Sache ist das der israelische Staat nicht allen jüdischen Menschen ein Bleiberecht gibt, sonder explizit nicht-weiße Jüd:innen, z.B. aus Uganda oder Äthiopien ausschließt. Äthiopische Frauen in Israel wurden sogar Zwangssterilisiert. Diesen Staat mit dem Judentum gleichzusetzen ist weiterhin falsch.

@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
2026-03-08 12:18:12
Content warning: Unknown graffiti: possibly offensive?

This graffiti recently turned up near where I live, and I'm wondering if anyone can read it, or at least identify the language. Its not Arabic, Hebrew or Cyrillic. The alphabet appears related to Latin.
Its possible that this is just an unusually ornate tag, but it consists of 4 words, and it looks like they are repeated A-B, B-A, which suggests that it has a meaning beyond just identity, possibly a political slogan?
Please boost for reach.

A piece of green street furniture with white graffiti on it.
A piece of green street furniture with white graffiti on it.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-07 16:08:11

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
El Michels Affair:
🎵 Dhuaan
#ElMichelsAffair
elmichelsaffair.bandcamp.com/a
open.spotify.com/track/042AGjy

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2026-03-06 16:58:52

A mtg where we deliberated on shipping a defect. Product irrecoverably hangs when events A and B - which we do not deliberately _preclude_ from happening at the same time - happen at the same time. A is nearly always "on"; B occurs at a configurable interval: every 5s to 5hrs. For best results with A, B (which takes only 1 second) should happen as frequently as is convenient. Recovery == full reset.
We're going to ship this. They .. and any of our customers who accept th…

@luca@social.luca.run
2026-04-03 11:46:11

How do I sort a list of tuples in a way that the items are in as few consecutive tuples as possible?
[(a,b),(a,c),(a,d),(b,c),(b,d),(c,d)] -> [(a,b),(c,d),(a,d),(b,c),(b,d),(a,c)]

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 23:51:18

There are downsides to having a self-hosted family chat room.

"quadralidapoop is a poop with four sides!"
@kuba@toot.kuba-orlik.name
2026-03-04 16:36:19

> Somebody had to move first
cbc.ca/news/canada/british-col

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-04-06 13:30:37

Xoople, which is developing a satellite constellation to collect earth data for training AI models, raised a $130M Series B, bringing its total funding to $225M (Tim Fernholz/TechCrunch)
techcrunch.com/2026/04/06/spai

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@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-07 21:08:11

yeah, man, then why'd you give me a fuckin' B?!

report card reading, I admire Jesse's enthusiasm for music
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-04-06 18:10:20

I’ve received requests about sharing this thread in other venues. You are welcome to do so, and I’d be honored.
I hereby release the contents of this thread under a Creative Commons BY-NC-SA license (creativecommons.org/licenses/b).
Please credit to:
Paul Cantrell
innig.net
Please let me know if you do anything cool with it.
Stay warm, stay strong.

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-05-06 23:41:33

JWST Unveils a High Mean Molecular Weight Atmosphere for Mini-Neptune TOI-1130 b - Evidence for Formation Beyond the Water Ice Line: #minineptune companion suggest both planets formed surprisingly far away from their host star.

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-04-07 18:34:14

Black Louisiana Town Says Officials Downplayed Toxic Danger - Capital B News
capitalbnews.org/roseland-toxi

@paun@digitalcourage.social
2026-03-07 11:47:25

#Anthropic is the first American firm to be labelled a supply-chain risk by the US Department of War. Dario Amodei, the boss of Anthropic, apologises for bashing Pentagon—but still plans to challenge the Pentagon’s designation in court.
By @…:

@johl@mastodon.xyz
2026-04-07 09:21:28

„For […] Koreans watching [NASA‘s Artemis II mission] in real time on the KBS TV YouTube channel, the phrase took on an entirely different meaning. The AI-generated subtitles failed to grasp the aerospace context, misinterpreting “pitch” as an English expletive beginning with the letter B and then rendering its Korean equivalent.“

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 20:00:56

Which one is the neck pillow, and which one is the cat? #CatsOfMastodon #Erie

On a bed, on a pair of jeans, a black neck pillow and a black cat next to each other. They're about the same size and look very similar, including how the neck pillow has a purple & white tag at 5-o-clock, and Erie (the cat) has a little white tuft and white whiskers around the same position.
@aredridel@kolektiva.social
2026-04-07 02:05:50

This is really good skywriter.blue/@eliothiggins.b
"Disordered counterpublics simulate VDA but invert its meaning. 'Verification’ becomes selective sourcing. 'Deliberation' becomes a loyalty test. 'Accountability’ means naming enemies. They look democratic on the surface but accelerate collapse.”
So much of this applies to so many spheres right now, but I see a lot of what I quoted in nominally leftist spaces.

@mela@zusammenkunft.net
2026-05-08 05:55:24

Even more Star Trek Adventures:
Every Star Trek episode with a Starfleet member on a Klingon ship: "I will impress the Klingons with how stoic, tough and warrior-like I can be!"
GM: "What is Kenna's last scene for this episode?"
Me: "Kenna came with a duffle bag filled to the brim. Now she rolls up her air mattress, the self-inflating kind, and she takes her pillow — one she crocheted herself — and goes to Lieutenant Lo'B's quarters.&quo…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-07 11:05:50

Trump to Host Brazil's Leader After Months of Ups and Downs (Adam B. Ellick/New York Times)
nytimes.com/2026/05/07/world/a
memeorandum.com/260507/p11#a26

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-06 08:45:49

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
The B-52's:
🎵 Love Shack
#NowPlaying #TheB52s
djwarrentrack.bandcamp.com/alb
open.spotify.com/track/4W4wYHt

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-04-06 22:51:48

RE: mastodon.social/@Vittoria/1163
Zou Jetten al een plan B hebben opgesteld met Willem en Maxima?
Een vreselijke van van de bordestrap kan natuurlijk altijd voorkomen...

@jom@social.kontrollapparat.de
2026-03-06 22:06:24

Schon wieder eine CD-B-Seite manuell digitalisiert, weil sie auf keinem Streaming-Dienst existiert. Wir bilden uns ein, Spotify & Co. haben alles, aber verdammt viel fällt durchs Raster, sobald man nur noch darauf vertraut.
Aktuelles Beispiel: Frittenbude – Plörre (2010), die Remix-Bonus-CD zu Katzengold. Katzengold selbst? Drauf. Plörre? Nirgends. 11 Tracks einfach weg.
Physische Medien sind leider noch keine Nostalgie oder Müll. Sie sind Backup.

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-05-06 21:00:08

Die #Kernfusionskollektoranlage hat heute 0,310 kWh Energie eingefangen.
Gesamtleistung: 480 Wp
Ausrichtung: West
Anstellwinkel: 58 Grad
Diese #Balkonsolaranlage wurde durch das Berliner SolarPLUS-Programm gefördert.
Einspeiseverlust: 3.84 %

Die Grafik zeigt ab 01.01.2026 die tägliche Stromerzeugung als Balkendiagramm.
@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-05 14:33:38

2026 NFL Free Agency: Prescribing Plan A and B for 9 QB-Needy Teams foxsports.com/stories/nfl/2026

@YaleDivinitySchool@mstdn.social
2026-03-06 20:17:22

Longtime friends with a common commitment to YDS: Read our new story on alums Jim Waits '61 B.D. and Barbara Brown Taylor ’76 M.Div. and the amazing friendship that began when Dr. Waits hired her to be his assistant at Candler School of Theology in 1978. #WeAreCalled

two people
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-05-07 15:35:47

Nexstar reports record Q1 net revenue up 13.1% YoY to $1.396B, net income up 64.9% YoY to $160M, and ad revenue up 19.1% YoY to $548M (TVNewsCheck)
tvnewscheck.com/business/artic

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-07 22:33:43

yep

The google search page and bar. I've typed in the number "2", and the autocomplete that google suggests (likely based on popularity of searches) is "25th amendment".
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-07 13:10:20

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Death Valley Girls:
🎵 The Universe
#DeathValleyGirls
deathvalleygirls.bandcamp.com/
open.spotify.com/track/4eNcUZr

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-07 21:04:09

Oh I'm sorry, did you want to sit on the couch? #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
This also show how much bigger Twig is compared to his mom!

A dark grey/brown couch with a grey blanket on it. On top of the blanket are three cats, all curled up and asleep. The smallest is a tabby, middle-sized is a tuxedo cat , and the largest is another tabby but darker (with some red hues rather than just grey/black/white like the other tabby).
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-05-05 23:56:14

Astrocade, which lets users create video games using natural language prompts, raised $56M, including a Series A and a Series B, and says it has ~5M MAUs (Allie Garfinkle/Fortune)
fortune.com/2026/05/05/astroca

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-04-07 21:00:07

Die #Kernfusionskollektoranlage hat heute 1,490 kWh Energie eingefangen.
Gesamtleistung: 480 Wp
Ausrichtung: West
Anstellwinkel: 58 Grad
Diese #Balkonsolaranlage wurde durch das Berliner SolarPLUS-Programm gefördert.
Einspeiseverlust: 3.98 %

Die Grafik zeigt ab 01.01.2026 die tägliche Stromerzeugung als Balkendiagramm.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-08 05:23:01

fuck yeah #mamdani!
I'm in central queens, on a residential street. We have two giant mountains of snow outside (like, 8-10ft tall and pretty wide), that came from various plowings/shoveling (the alley next to my house, the fire station's parking lot, etc). The city just came w/ a backhoe and scooped it up and hauled it away. The backhoe needed to make multiple trips,but it'…

An urban street at night, lit by streetlights. The pic is taken from inside, through a window, so not the best quality. On the left is a barely visible pile of snow, and the right is a much much much smaller pile of dirty snow. A yellow backhoe's front scoop is about to chow down on some of the snow in the smaller pile (which used to be huge)..
@servelan@newsie.social
2026-05-07 01:16:08

Fool me once (Iraq), shame on you; fool me twice (Iran), shame on me...we know it's all b.s. - we're not fools.
Trump official warned more leaks 'forthcoming' that could cost him his job - Raw Story
rawstory.com/iran-war-leaks-fo

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-08 08:37:09

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SeekAndDestroy
Judas Priest:
🎵 Breaking the Law
#JudasPriest
docbwildman.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/2RaA6kI

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-04-06 21:00:07

Die #Kernfusionskollektoranlage hat heute 1,365 kWh Energie eingefangen.
Gesamtleistung: 480 Wp
Ausrichtung: West
Anstellwinkel: 58 Grad
Diese #Balkonsolaranlage wurde durch das Berliner SolarPLUS-Programm gefördert.
Einspeiseverlust: 4.01 %

Die Grafik zeigt ab 01.01.2026 die tägliche Stromerzeugung als Balkendiagramm.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 02:24:04

What. WHAT. #FuckYeahMamdani
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nx7zn

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-03-07 22:00:07

Die #Kernfusionskollektoranlage hat heute 0,704 kWh Energie eingefangen.
Gesamtleistung: 480 Wp
Ausrichtung: West
Anstellwinkel: 58 Grad
Diese #Balkonsolaranlage wurde durch das Berliner SolarPLUS-Programm gefördert.
Einspeiseverlust: 4.48 %

Die Grafik zeigt ab 01.01.2026 die tägliche Stromerzeugung als Balkendiagramm.
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-05-07 03:16:01

Bengaluru-based Pronto, an on-demand home-help service, raised a $20M Series B extension from Lachy Groom at a $200M valuation, up from $100M in March (Jagmeet Singh/TechCrunch)
techcrunch.com/2026/05/06/a-20

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 01:12:12

Car people are fucking delusional. See higher in this thread for the street they're talking about, which is a tiny residential Seattle street that absolutely does not _need_ parking.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fxjqj

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-05-08 04:51:45

NAACP challenges Tennessee's newly approved redistricting plan
thehill.com/regulation/court-b

@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-03-06 22:00:09

Die #Kernfusionskollektoranlage hat heute 0,707 kWh Energie eingefangen.
Gesamtleistung: 480 Wp
Ausrichtung: West
Anstellwinkel: 58 Grad
Diese #Balkonsolaranlage wurde durch das Berliner SolarPLUS-Programm gefördert.
Einspeiseverlust: 4.49 %

Die Grafik zeigt ab 01.01.2026 die tägliche Stromerzeugung als Balkendiagramm.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-08 03:39:14

nyt remains a 🗑️ 📰
bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.ap

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-08 02:42:43

I bet it's really difficult to get a profile pic like that when you lack a spine. Probably a whole elaborate system behind him holding his head upright.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl6bn

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-03 23:08:01

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
OutKast:
🎵 B.O.B.
#OutKast
xocaine.bandcamp.com/track/out
open.spotify.com/track/2PpruBY

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-05-06 19:56:18

Corgi, which provides insurance for startups and uses AI to generate quotes, manage claims, and more, raised a $160M Series B led by TCV at a $1.3B valuation (Richard Nieva/Forbes)
forbes.com/sites/richardnieva/

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-07 21:35:59

This is pretty much why I hate the two party system. You can talk to someone and they're CLEARLY a republican, and then they're like "and yes I'm a Democrat!"
I didn't vote for Eric Adams because HE WAS A FUCKING REPUBLICAN. It's not "vote blue no matter who", because "blue" is meaningless if republicans can wear that color.

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-04-06 23:32:57

Lebanese Doctors Warn Israel Is Inflicting Gaza-Style Devastation on Their Healthcare System | Common Dreams
commondreams.org/news/israel-b

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-04-08 15:31:02

New York-based Patlytics, which builds software for law firms and businesses to automate patent filing and litigation, raised a $40M Series B led by SignalFire (Melia Russell/Business Insider)
businessinsider.com/patlytics-

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-05-07 15:01:10

Sure, John...
Chief Justice John Roberts says Supreme Court doesn't have 'purely political actors'
thehill.com/regulation/court-b

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-05-07 21:15:46

Airbnb reports Q1 revenue up 18% YoY to $2.68B, vs. $2.62B est., Nights and Seats Booked up 9% to 156.2M, vs. 155.77M est., lifts 2026 revenue growth guidance (Samantha Subin/CNBC)
cnbc.com/2026/05/07/airbnb-abn

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-05 19:01:07

If you imagine #NYC police as Cartman (from South Park) doing the whole "respect mah authoritah!" bit, the behavior of the NYPD around the snowballs incident makes complete sense. It's not that anyone was hurt, nor was there any damage, but their fragile egos just can't handle not having their authority respected. Even when they do completely dumb shit like wandering into the m…

The NYPD's dragnet against revelers who took part in the viral snowball fight in Washington Square Park on February 23 has now nabbed a second New Yorker—this time, a teenager.

On Wednesday morning, 18-year-old East Harlem resident Eric Wilson Jr. turned himself in at his local precinct, and was arraigned yesterday on misdemeanor charges of obstructing government administration and harassment in the second degree, according to the Manhattan DA's office. Following the snowball fight, the NYPD…
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-06 02:37:36

Shopping for bike stands. I'm not getting a professional quality one, but I would like one with at least a chance of holding up half of a heavier cargo bike. Found this one, which looks decent. amazon.com/VEVOR-Adjustable-Ma

Order Summary:
Item  $43.99
Shipping Free
Tax $3.90
Gift cards, coupons   -$8.80
Order Total  $39.09
@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-05-05 21:00:09

Die #Kernfusionskollektoranlage hat heute 0,931 kWh Energie eingefangen.
Gesamtleistung: 480 Wp
Ausrichtung: West
Anstellwinkel: 58 Grad
Diese #Balkonsolaranlage wurde durch das Berliner SolarPLUS-Programm gefördert.
Einspeiseverlust: 3.85 %

Die Grafik zeigt ab 01.01.2026 die tägliche Stromerzeugung als Balkendiagramm.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-04 19:57:10

lol a conversation I just had w/ a friend
[here's that MR: salsa.debian.org/ddp-team/rele ]

T: "I turned off apt instaling recommends and also let it autoremove T: recommends I didn't ask for"
T: "kinda painful, but I want to explicitly know"
T: "anyway then upgraded server to [debian 13] and all sorts of stuff broken"
T: "#1 have to install systemd-cryptdisks"
Me: "I got hit with the systemd-cryptdisks thing"
Me: "as a matter of fact, i filed a bug!"

T: "libvirt is also all sorts of broken, still figuring that out"

Me: [link to a merge request in debian]

T: "it is in the release notes at least" [link to debian's release notes]

Me: "yeah, i'm why it's in the release notes 🙂"

T: "oh because of you!"
T: "nice"
T: "thanks"

Me: "np"
@tinoeberl@mastodon.online
2026-04-05 21:00:07

Die #Kernfusionskollektoranlage hat heute 0,389 kWh Energie eingefangen.
Gesamtleistung: 480 Wp
Ausrichtung: West
Anstellwinkel: 58 Grad
Diese #Balkonsolaranlage wurde durch das Berliner SolarPLUS-Programm gefördert.
Einspeiseverlust: 4.04 %

Die Grafik zeigt ab 01.01.2026 die tägliche Stromerzeugung als Balkendiagramm.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-06 23:13:13

I'm jealous of all the parents whose kids grew up pre-covid. Not only did they miss out on the hell of homeschooling, they also caught colds and had normal recovery cycles. Covid hadn't fucked up everyone's immune system yet. I remember those days too - when the 14yo entered preschool, we were constantly getting sick. But it was normal sick - at most, a week of sniffles. Now everything lingers fucking forever.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 02:23:01

I hope John Roberts contracts a particularly painful strain of flesh-eating bacteria.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 23:27:40

8yo: "Hi Bored, nice to meet you!"
me: "Hey, that's my joke. You're not allowed to make Dad Jokes."

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 19:16:31

the irony that the linux kernel keeps getting pwned by encryption code that was meant to make you safer

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-05 18:01:28

If you're seeing articles about #chrome like thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome, just be aware that

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-08 03:56:31

RE: social.ridetrans.it/@Andres4NY
I didn't get shit done today. Thank fuck the US didn't nuke anyone.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-07 01:17:54

RE: toot.io/@nondailychickens/1163
confirms my priors

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-06 23:33:01

hello it's me, the guy who spent 3 hours writing a single email because the kids just cannot stop interrupting me

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-06 19:58:46

Is there anything better than watching some poor dude flailing as he's hitting on some random woman? "I really like your shirt, it's such a cool vibe" "it's my work uniform."
I either winced or laughed at that, I can't remember.
[I don't know if he ultimately succeeded in getting her number, but always remember that this is what the apps have taken away from us!]

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-07 15:45:06

I'm so bored of the real-life spiderman pointing meme where everyone is saying "YOU'RE the reason Trump got elected!" Shut up already, Trump won because the game was rigged from before you were ever born, by a system that aims to divide and control all of us.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-07 17:55:06

It's gonna be fun when the US gets embargoed by every other civilized country.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-07 17:48:29

RE: social.vivaldi.net/@JDGeoShack
I'm surprised that they didn't bombing include the girls school in Iran, but maybe they had to shorten it for length. If they included _all_ of his crimes, well..

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-07 17:47:44

what a week, huh?

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-08 01:02:37

8yo: "Dad?"
me: "I'm going to leave in a minute."
8yo: "What?! Why??"
me: "Because you keep talking to me. Go. To. Sleep."
8yo: "I haven't been talking!"
me: "Yes, you have. You *just* asked me to google sushi restaurants in DC"
8yo: "Okay, but this time it's important."
me: "Fine. What?"
8yo: "What does 'FOMO' mean?"
me: "A…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-08 00:58:27

Hey, everyone's seen the #JohnOliver #LastWeekTonight segment on police (and FBI/ATF) stings, right?
you…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-05 18:02:54

#AccidentallyTheEcoPresident might finally get us to stop producing so much damned plastic.
rnz.co.nz/news/world/591542/th

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-05 22:23:44

Kudos to the NYPost for managing to find the one time Mamdani didn't smile in public! A man who smiles so much that City Hall released a parody video about his smile. But NYPost did it, they found the one single pic in existence that makes him look like a terrorist hellbent on destruction. I bet Murdoch paid some good money for that shit.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-08 02:56:12

#HungryPanda sounds like an exceptionally shitty app. nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/03/06

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-07 00:15:04

RE: infosec.exchange/@Walker/11618
I take back the nice thing I said about NY's AG on here yesterday.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-06 21:39:35

13yo: "Wait, mom! I need to tell you about the dog I pet at [school] recess!"

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-06 21:06:38

Can you even buy an acoustic longtail #CargoBike these days with smaller rear wheel (ideally also with steel frame)? The only one I can find is the Yuba Mundo Lux, which has a 26" rear wheel. Terns and xtracycles are all bosch-equipped (booo proprietary frame!)
I get that covid and tariffs have cratered the US bike market, but surely someone's still out there selling a basic…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-07 08:13:42

Oddly, the speed of an old msata drive has gotten slower and slower over time. It's running debian stable, and that means it's regularly doing TRIM.. but hdparm -t shows 40MB/s disk reads. I've read that this often happens due to firmware bugs, so I'm going to try upgrading the firmware.
I grabbed an .exe from Dell's site, and ran it under wine(32) to basically unzip the files. Now a small side quest to install xfce on it and see if I can get a remote root terminal…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-07 07:01:01

RE: mastodon.social/@heidilifeldma
this. this so much. omg. it's so fucking infuriating to watch local governments doing the same kinds of shit as the federal government (less blatant nazi-ism, but pretty obviously se…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-08 02:01:30

As usual at the kid's bday party, the vegetarian food was gone and the gross-ass meat (in this case burgers and less-gross-but-still-meat-tastic chicken fingers) remained. People need to stop overestimating how many people want meat at parties..

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-02 17:16:50

I couldn't care less about a bunch of rich people in Brooklyn, I just read the article for the delicious drama. However, about halfway through the article, I started to see so many #FreeSoftware parallels.
1) Volunteers spend countless unpaid hours creating/maintaining something to better their community.
2) For-profit business packages it up as part of their offering.

"I've lived in the neighborhood since November 2020, we bought a house," Ria Harracksingh, an Elite Minds parent and the school's director of operations, told Hell Gate. "So, when the garden started to really just be stonewalling us, it became not about the kids. For me, it became about, 'Hey, I pay a ton of property taxes. We pay a ton of income tax there. These dollars are going to this garden that won't even let me access it as an individual!' So it became pretty personal on that front, too."
"I think from their perspective, making noise and contacting everybody they can about this is going to speed things up," Jonathan Stead, the garden's community partnership coordinator, said. "If anything, it slowed things down because our limited time has gone to responding to them, responding to GreenThumb about accusations that they're making about us, and discussing the Post story. This is all time that we could have devoted to try and get this done."

"At the beginning, we didn't even see…
"It wasn't an option for us to continue the status quo, which was, I guess, [Elite Minds teachers] had a key and would come and go as they pleased," he said. "For organizations, it's a separate process, and it's not something community gardens have to do, but we chose to do it. It's been an enormous amount of work to try to get the process put together." Stead told Hell Gate that Urban Meadow and GreenThumb have been trading a draft of the new policy back and forth, but that due to time constra…
"Misconceptions about what community gardens even are, fundamentally, are pretty rampant," Roopa Kalyanaraman Marcello, another Urban Meadow coordinator, mused. "People just don't know that community gardens are not parks. They are very different from a New York City park. When I'm in Urban Meadow, the playground is right next door, and I see the lovely Parks Department folks in there cleaning up, taking the trash out. And I'm just like, 'I wish you would come in here and do that!' But no one h…
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-03 19:46:28

lol

screenshot of a CNN post, linking to an article (or video or something, who knows, I didn't click on that noise). "Target's new CEO wants to re-establish the company's 'Tarzhay' reputation after a brutal few years."
A response to the above CNN post, by "Truther_Dare", saying "Maybe they shouldn't have capitulated with Na-zhays"
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-05 01:43:54

Well that's exciting! 🤦

U.S. Submarine Launches Its First Torpedo in Combat Since World War II
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-04 20:07:58

Trying my hand at being an influencer. This is our jabber family chat.

Dad: fun fact: did you know you can hydrate cashews?
Dad: if you leave them in a pair of mommy's gross wet bike short pockets for long enough, they'll absorb a bunch of water
Dad: no longer crunchy, they're kind of gummy-like.  The texture is almost as soft as boba, but not quite
Dad: like & subscribe for more fun household science facts!
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-03 03:32:45

Help, I've Erie'd and I can't get up!
#CatsOfMastodon

My legs under a light pink blanket. Between my legs, a black cat is fast asleep, lying on her side with her head resting on her paws. Kind of blurry, as it was taken with a shitty webcam.
A better pic taken of the same cat on my legs. This one taken from above, with a cell phone camera. My silver laptop is partially visible, and Erie's white patches (her tummy, her back paws) are barely visible as well. Her eye is open just a slit (as she looks suspiciously up at my wife).
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-04 03:39:22

omg. Too soon, #TheOnion. TOO SOON!
#NYC #Snowmageddon

Pic of a (physical, print-edition) The Onion newspaper front page side-column. It has a brief table of contents, and then a "weather" section with an image of a snowflake and the subhead "salt-resistant supersnow."
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-05 00:21:54

illegitimateSCOTUSsayswhat?
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alqdx

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-04 21:50:50

"journalistic simulacrum" is an excellent expression bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xtg6u

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-04 17:54:59

Sigh, another fundamentalist authoritarian regime declaring holy war.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4usms

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-05 03:16:42

from our illegal wars and funding of genocide at the federal level, right down to our local municipalities refusal to make our roadways safe while shoveling money to cops... this country has so much blood on its hands. bsky.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.ap

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-30 17:44:36

#CarlHeastie continues to be awful, but NYers maybe want to give his office a call to tell him to stop blocking the Stop Super Speeders bill. His office # is 518-455-3791, I just called and someone answered right away.
#StopSuperSpeeders

Here’s what you say:

I am a New Yorker, and I want Speaker Heastie to include the Governor’s proposal for the Stop Super Speeders bill in this budget.
 

Speaker Heastie is feeling the pressure. New Yorkers are calling his office nonstop. Members of Families for Safe Streets are following him around Albany. And this morning, The New York Times published a massive story on our fight to Stop Super Speeders and the rumor that Heastie’s holding up the bill.

Before you click away to read it…
"It's all Carl," one of the sources said. Another source added, "Assembly staff aren't always huge street safety champions. They're worried about doing a policy like this based on camera tickets, not moving violations. But 16 tickets is a really high threshold."

Indeed, data from the New York City Department of Transportation shows that drivers who get 16 or more speeding tickets per year are several times as likely to be involved in a serious crash. There are too many examples in the recent…
A reporter reminded Heastie that last year, his concern with the bill was about "due process."

"Having a concern doesn't mean you don't support things," Heastie replied. "I don't support people speeding, but we really haven't talked about it too much."

But one of our sources said that the idea that the Super Speeders bill hasn't been discussed isn't true: "Senior staff from all three parties in the budget have negotiated this item at length."