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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-23 09:14:13

What are they feeding that farm cat?! :mario_flop:

Photo by u/Available-Log3771 of their orange cat loafing inside a fenced in area for a toy farm house set. There is a green sheet for the field, several farm animal toys, and even a mario face down on the barn roof by a ladder.
@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2026-05-24 15:57:16

A very tired #cat Too much excitement watching birds and people through the window? 😉
#caturday #catsofmastodon

Napping grey and white cat snuggled up next to a pillow on a couch.
@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-06-23 07:07:44

Amazing video of a blind passenger during a flight:
Remove #cat before flight
youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ
Read the

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-23 14:50:33

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Moonshadow
#CatStevens
thespartan.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/5p3nvmo

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2026-05-23 06:55:57

Since it's #caturday, we put on Monty's favourite show.

A cat staring at a TV screen with a bird and a chipmunk. The cat is waving his tail and is ready to pounce.
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-05-22 14:00:19

"War on Iran may threaten conservation of the world’s rarest big cat"
#Iran #Animals #Conservation

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-23 20:46:50

Erie is NOT happy with this turn of events (we're at the vet's office). #CatsOfMastodon

A black cat (she's actually a tuxedo but you can't see any white) inside of a backpack cat carrier. She's at the bottom, facing away from the camera, looking out of black mesh with one ear partially back. Outside of the mesh you see a white bike helmet and round wooden table. She's very sheddy.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-07-23 23:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-05-23 15:28:23

Do it for him ❤️ :queer_cat_trans:

A picture of a Christopher Street Day protest in Hannover, Germany from the 23rd of May 2026 with a person holding a sign that reads “rocky says protect queer rights. statement!” below that is pictured Rocky from Project Hail Mary holding a pride flag.
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-05-23 10:06:28

No AI in my Startpage results.
<startpage.com/do/dsearch?query>, for example.
@…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-23 12:20:30

This deaf cat's favorite place to nap outdoors
She also runs right back to it if you shoo her away
*sigh*

A cat sleeping snuggled into the rear wheel of a van
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-24 02:03:14

When the human commits the crime of smelling like another cat!

Extreme close-up photo of a cat with its mouth slightly open an with an aghast look on its face.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-23 15:22:02

Cat Butts.
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

Two cats, butt to butt.
@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2026-06-24 10:35:18
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-23 22:24:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@marcel@waldvogel.family
2026-06-23 15:09:14

Enjoy!

The cat meme with the following text:

> buy wireless device
> look inside
> wires
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-23 03:45:18

watchin ted lasso with my favorite lil gremlin

my cat being very cute sitting on my bed
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-07-23 19:29:24

My faithful companion in wet lettuce duty #cats #CatsOfMastodon #fedicats

Sparky, a young tabby and white cat, lies on the foot rest of a grey sofa. I'm sprawling next to him but have craftily moved my foot so you can't tell 🤫
@acka47@openbiblio.social
2026-05-23 06:04:24

RE: tldr.nettime.org/@tante/116617
Introduce yourself with 10( 1) bands you've seen live:
Shellac
Die Goldenen Zitronen
Aldous Harding
Sleaford Mods
Knarf Rellöm Arkestra
The Ex
Cat Power
Fuga…

@timjan@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-24 01:53:49

This month's "battle with the rose bush" done.
As in, the yard waste bin is full.
Do anyone know of good, long, thick leather gloves that might save my underarms? They look like I might have attempted to give a pill to a cat.
For reference, this is the kind of rose bush that I prune when it starts knocking on the windows on the second floor, usually three times per year.

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-07-23 19:51:53

meow mrrp cat

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-06-24 05:18:00

I feel the same as these two hot #CatsOfMastodon

Two cats - a Siamese in the foreground on the bed and an orange doofus sprawled on the floor in the background - are hot and tired
Turnip, the orange cat is sleeping spread out on the floor with his head against the wall
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-23 15:09:07

The cats are melting into the gravel

White shaved cat
Tortoiseshell melty cat
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-21 08:55:07

"Cats are the only thing keeping me sane," I say as I tuck myself in my cat blankets and cat pattern bedsheets while wearing my cat print pajamas with cat paw socks :3

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-06-21 20:50:22

*school nurse looking at crosshatched healing cuts on my forearms* “is…everything ok at home?”
Me: thats from my cat (it was)
icosahedron.website/@halcy/116

@johl@mastodon.xyz
2026-06-22 21:28:12

"Cats have been shared via email since the Internet's rise to prominence in the 1990s. The New York Times described cat images as "that essential building block of the Internet"."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats_and

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 18:48:27

dang, nya.rs and uwu.rs are both taken - nya redirects to a .cat domain that is already gone and uwu just serves a bwoken image. Whoopsiez :3

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-06-18 05:33:18

Deadly cat-killer fungus is spreading across South America: ‘It is just a matter of time’ | The Independent
independent.co.uk/news/science

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-24 03:02:33

Me holding Clove up over my head as I sing to her, and she responds with what I'm 100% certain is the equivalent of "fuuuuuuuck you" in cat meows.
🎶 Clove lift us up where we belonnnnnnggggg, where the eagles cry on a mountain hiiiiiiiiigh 🎶

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-23 21:00:34

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
Brian Bilston and The Catenary Wires:
🎵 Under A Cat
#BrianBilstonandTheCatenaryWires
petssounds.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/0vmFNii

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-06-22 03:27:52

Microplastics in over 75% of pet food, study finds #environment

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-05-22 14:04:07

We Were Wrong About Cat Domestication and How Cats Spread Around the World - Anton Petrov
youtube.com/watch?v=ntNDScbMq-I

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-22 11:00:13

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-07-20 21:33:17

Liv, who I've photographed before, made it out to Dio Day from Othaca wearing (I think) cat ears
#photo #photography #kemolife

Youung woman holds a plushie with a long nose were her arm clamped around it with a dark shirt under a light grey shirt and a wry smile, medium length dark hair with a transparent cat ear headband; behind a red metal barn wall and i think a window with an air condition
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-07-17 08:01:52

"A Purr-fect Library Program: From Seven Cats to 1,800 Votes"
uncommonwealth.lva.virginia.go
"What happens when a group of cat-loving librarians starts wishing for a libra…

@KazuShuSora@social.tchncs.de
2026-07-22 18:06:41

We've now "finished" 'Cat Mail Co.' 🙂‍↕️
Super cute and will continue playing the infinite mode 😁💕
#CatMailCo #IndieGames #Gaming

@lpryszcz@genomic.social
2026-06-17 08:16:25

EU Researchers' Night activities will be starting on 25 Sep
lanitdelarecerca.cat/noticia/s
Registrations of activity proposa…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-24 20:39:55

Cat pics please :3

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-05-23 10:49:12

One of the rare times I was able to get both cats in the same frame. Galena loves to be photographed but Fluffernutter tends to bolt as soon as she sees a camera. #cat #cats #caturday #katzen

@grork@mastodon.social
2026-06-22 05:22:13

“are you in here? I know you’re in here. I can see you. Come on get out!”
normal person: im in danger / going insane
Cat owner: a normal Sunday night.

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2026-06-23 14:26:50

#Ireland right now
#HeatWave #mastodaoine #speirghorm

Meme of a cat screaming wearing a hard hat holding a bottle of Gatorade with sweat coming down its face
The ‘sun’ asks “Nice and warm right?” With the cat responding “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-06-15 17:30:39

Vance calls his 'chidless cat ladies' comment 'one of the dumbest things I ever said' (Henry J. Gomez/NBC News)
nbcnews.com/politics/jd-vance/
memeorandum.com/260615/p55#a26

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-24 05:08:08

“Love sought from cat is good; but given unsought from cats is better.”
—Abraham Lincoln, 1867

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-06-15 15:28:23

O Romeow … cat steals the show during final scene at Romeo and Juliet ballet - video | Cats | The Guardian
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/v

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-22 21:51:03

I stopped by the vet's office today to pick up meds for the cat. This sign is down. You can see the disturbed concrete where it was mounted. This is the pole I would lock my bike to when I would stop by the vets.
I wonder if someone on their bike crashed into it and knocked it over ha ha, just kidding... I'm sure it was a car.
#bikeTooter

Bike sign on the ground. I assume some car-brained lunatic ran into it.
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-05-22 02:41:16

Jerry Jones once again leaks Cowboys intel, reveals plan for Pickens cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-05-22 21:38:12

Tonight, I met #batman in disguise. 😻

a cat sitting in my bicycle headlight casting a shadow that looks like batman
Another shot in detailed zoom
@clongclongmoo@social.bau-ha.us
2026-05-18 19:09:45

Toxic Chicken – Cozy Cat Therapy
archive.org/details/s65171
clongclongmoo.org/2026/0…

@kornel@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 00:19:48

New Frugit! ( #electroSwing #cat )
youtube.com/watch?v=ImS6Yw0O_FA

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-23 12:12:32

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Cat Power:
🎵 Troubled Waters
#CatPower
fernandobocadillos1.bandcamp.c
open.spotify.com/track/3fYWwJa

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-06-18 00:22:48

Physicists Created an Entirely New Species of Schrödinger’s Cat
gizmodo.com/physicists-created

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-19 01:57:22

da bebe is here

my cat sitting on my chest looking unimpressed with the state of things
my cat sitting on my chest, wide-eyed bc my roommate's cat just startled her
@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-20 08:00:33

When the prison closed in 1971, a colony of cats lived inside. When restoration began, the cats were captured and neutered, thus causing them eventually to die off. Artist Linda Brenner sculpted 39 cat sculptures, which surround the property. The sculptures were purposefully made of a material that slowly dissolves over time to represent the inevitable natural decay that faces all living things.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-23 01:34:53

🍗

Photo by u/anotherlovelysunrise of their fluffy blacl & white cat, Murphy, laying between the human's legs in such a way that it looks like a just a drumstick. Only one back paw, stretched out straight, and a mount of fluff can be seen, as the front part of the kitty is leaning off the couch.
@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-06-14 14:30:41

Genetic study reveals extinction risk for unique mangrove-adapted pampas cat news.mongabay.com/2026/06/gene

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-21 14:58:55

This photo contains lots of things I love. My cat Sparky, a planter of celery leaf, sunshine, my fabulous orange dining chairs and the newish dining room cabinet. Alt text for why the wall's a mess.

A sunny dining room. A white and tabby cat basks on the sunny windowsill next to a planter of green herbs. You can see a glimpse of orange dining chair bottom right, and a faintly twee tall white wood cabinet on the left. There are blue skies, the garden is very green, and the wall behind the radiator is in a state as we've just had an air source heat pump fitted and 10 radiators replaced 😱 It's prompted us to repaint the dining room, probably in a pale green.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-23 17:46:28

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PositiveVibrations
Junior Cat:
🎵 Rude Bwoy Sumthin
#JuniorCat
open.spotify.com/track/7EGOlzs

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-23 09:48:00

Kitty!!!
#Caturday

Video of a cute snow leopard rolling around on the snowy grass while looking at the camera and making happy big cat grunts and noises. If not friend then why friend shaped?!?!
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 13:31:29

Rough life…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat
A cat
@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-07-18 10:25:30

Galena showing off her belly. #cat #cats #caturday

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-20 14:08:57

it's always very funny when my door creaks open and bc of the position of my bed I never know which cat just arrived until they leap onto my bed
occasionally im startled when a human head pokes in bc im fully expecting a cat

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-21 16:29:21

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega
the-daisy-chain.bandcamp.com/t

@clongclongmoo@social.bau-ha.us
2026-05-18 19:09:45

Toxic Chicken – Cozy Cat Therapy
archive.org/details/s65171
clongclongmoo.org/2026/0…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-21 06:32:08

Farm cat rests where farm cat pleases

Video of a black laying on top of a wooly sheep who is grazing in some grass.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-19 15:48:22

Bubbs, our big boy cat, has quite the life…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A big cat
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-07-22 06:37:02

The phrase should actually be "you can lead a cat to water but you can't make them drink".

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-06-15 19:08:59

JD Vance book admits his ‘childless cat lady’ insult was ‘boneheaded’
19thnews.org/2026/06/jd-vance-

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-21 00:18:11

Don't forget to sing to your cat randomly! I heard they love that :3

Photo of a tabby cat laying down, but with wide eyes. As if slightly disturbed at its human's behavior. It's textbook body language for "not this crap again"
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-20 02:44:36

someones sleepy

my cat sitting on my chest
my cat sitting on my chest looking kinda sleepy with a leg outstretched
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 12:01:16

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
King Kong:
🎵 Bad Cat Blues
#KingKong
kingkong.bandcamp.com/track/ba
open.spotify.com/track/5ASbXZy

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-22 08:33:40

We need to keep the #cats' food fresh on days when no-one's around to feed them at lunchtime and it's too warm to leave lots of food out at breakfast, which is what I've been doing. We were given a feeder so I've cleaned it up and am testing that it works. My theory is that it will at least keep flies off fresh food. If it goes well I might upgrade to one that keeps food chilled. …

Smarty pants Tails, a young white and tabby cat. She's lying on a blue cushion on a pop-up table, looking straight at the camera and stretching out a paw, toes akimbo.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-20 04:47:54

lmao

my cat looking wide eyed into the camera
my cat doing a big blurry yawn
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 10:37:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Primus:
🎵 Tommy the Cat
#Primus
primusinoakland87.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/0kquzTs

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-20 18:26:47

RE: toot.cat/@anglemaece/116953577
Paparazzi snapping pics of @… again 📸

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 12:05:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Long Lost:
🎵 Cat Fancy
#TheLongLost
dublab.bandcamp.com/track/the-
open.spotify.com/track/4fOOg4j

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-22 22:54:39

Shadow boxing fishing

Video of a cat trying to catch the shadows of the fish in the aquarium nearby, which are casting long shadows on the floor inside a house. The kitty is quite interested in the shadow fishies, but alas, cannot quite get them.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 10:25:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Shonen Knife:
🎵 Like a Cat
#ShonenKnife
shonenknife.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/55UhbUa

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-06-15 18:31:57

Tails being super cute this evening. In the one where she looks side on she's actually lying along the back of the seat, next to me. #cats #fedicats #CatsOfMastodon

A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out on a grey sofa.
A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out on a grey sofa with het head on her paws.
A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out along the back of a grey sofa seat.
A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out on a grey sofa.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-20 12:13:53

Aww 😞

Sewing machine for sale picture showing a cute tortie cat next to it.

"Sewing Machine–Does not come with Cat $10"
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 10:20:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Kinks:
🎵 Phenomenal Cat
#TheKinks
paperceilings.bandcamp.com/tra
open.spotify.com/track/6BnTZDr

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-21 03:16:39

she perchin

my cat perched on my leg, keeping watch for danger
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 10:43:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The dB’s:
🎵 What About That Cat
#ThedBs
thedbs.bandcamp.com/track/what

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-22 00:14:02

:neocat_kisser:

Meme of one of those "bad-ass" biker type skeletons with glowing eyes, unrealistic skull shape, and a black poncho with a cute purple and pastel blue background.

MY BODY IS A
MACHINE 
THAT TURNS 
CATS 
INTO 
KISSED CATS

At the bottom is a white cat with lipstick kisses on its fur.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 10:22:14

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Black Crabs:
🎵 Black Cat Boogie
#TheBlackCrabs
theblackcrabs.bandcamp.com/tra
open.spotify.com/track/5bhcMXW

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 10:09:19

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Cactus Channel:
🎵 Boss Cat
#TheCactusChannel
thecactuschannel.bandcamp.com/
open.spotify.com/track/0oCyZss

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-13 02:42:02

ohhh look who just woke up and came to say hi

my very groggy looking cat sitting on my chest looking at me
my cat is half awake sitting on my chest
my cat snuggling up under my chin
my cat giving me a lil hug
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 11:10:16

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Weakerthans:
🎵 Plea From a Cat Named Virtute
#TheWeakerthans
theweakerthans.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/6FfMiOK

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-21 09:51:00

A malicious npm package?
You really think someone would go on the internet and do that?

Photo of a very chunky black cat looking at the camera with an incredulous look on its face.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-21 15:41:08

The future is meow!

YouTube video thumbnail showing a black cat meowing at the screen while wearing with a Meow Translator, except the kitty's collar has the Fediverse symbol instead.

Caption is "Meow Translator" with a red arrow pointing to the translation device
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-18 16:04:00

The mighty hunter

Video showing a fluffy calico cat playing with a paper bag with three holes cut out from it and balled up pieces that were cut out. The human slides the wads towards the holes, which the kitty attacks with varying levels of delay. The cat is having a lot of fun, and so is the person who laughs at the kitty pouncing.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-22 21:58:30

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Danielle Dax:
🎵 Cat-House
#DanielleDax

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-17 16:30:36

I must go, my people* need me!
*cats

Cute drawing of an arm holding an orange cat. Text in the image is:

I just WANT 
to be 
HOME 
with my CAT
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-20 22:35:11

Void shipment arrived! :blep:

Photo of a black cat peaking out of a hole from the corner of a narrow USPS priority mail postage box that is standing on its side.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-20 04:41:28

@…... Are you bullying @…?

Blurry, close-up photo of a tabby cat's head
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-20 05:49:44

Gotta go fast!

Action photo of an escaped tabby cat with a collar running full speed in some yellow grass
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 15:58:55

Game of cat & mouse

Video of an orange cat laying next to a laptop, centimeters away from the screen. When the cursor wiggles and moves around, the mighty hunter tries to catch and eat it a few times. Good job kitty!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-19 22:15:34

Did you know that you can earn up to 10,000 meows daily through Kittycoin mining, directly into your Kittycoin wallet, Kittycoin bank account, or any other Kittycoin payment system? :3

Emoji kitchen combo 🐱 + 🎰 showing a slot machine with 3 matching cat heads
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-14 01:19:32

mlem

Photo by u/ProudnotLoud of their black cat licking its nose while sitting on a bed. The void kitty's ear are back to track an orange cat approaching from behind.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-18 21:25:21

My cat when

Meow Meow - Meow Meow Meow (Original Mix) by Mr. Pasha
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-18 04:06:00

HEARTBREAKING: The worst person you know has a really cute cat