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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound

I could lift you up
I could show you what you wanna see
And take you where you wanna be
You could be my luck
Even if the sky is falling down
I know that I'll be safe and sound

Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-03-03 20:48:02

Si de sobte, d'un dia per l'altre i sense previ avís, en Donald Trump, en Netanyahu d'Israel i en Putin i suns respectius governs desapareguessin per complert i sense deixar cap mena de rastre; moltes dols guerres, dels conflictes i les tensions geopolítiques internacionals d'aquest món d'avui-dia s'acabarien en un no-res.

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 15:26:52

Caturday special edition: Cat Person (Cat-Person?) holds sign at No Kings last #caturday Meow!
#photo #photography #cats

Woman with cat ear headband and mirror shades holds sign that say "Born to pet cats, forced to fight fascists"
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front.

The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…
@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-03 22:04:19

Stolen to add #AltText. mstdn.social/@GeriAQuin/116342

A black-and-white tuxedo cat, looking somewhat less than impressed and gazing directly at the viewer, sits in front of a landscape-aspected painting, perhaps half again wider than it is tall. Though its proportions are closer to those of a cow,—albeit exaggerated to use as much space as possible—the markings on the tuxedo cat that fills the rectangular canvas indicate that it’s a portrait of the otherwise normal cat that now sits before it.

Caption: “I don’t know who did this. But I do have a …
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-04 14:07:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SoundsOfSurvivance
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJ

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-04 16:12:11

#caturday

Single-panel comic.
Two cats, apparently a male and a female, are “standing” at a table on which is a plate with a fish on it. They have human clothes on. The male cat is holding up the tail of the fish in one “hand” and a knife in the other. He has a sheepish look on his face, and 2 beads of sweat coming off his head. The female cat stands with her arms folded across her chest, saying, “I hope you licked yourself before handling our food?”
Caption at bottom: Faux Paws.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-03 13:40:17

1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-03 22:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 08:31:55

@… Orange Dreams

Photo of an orange cat sleeping in its cat bed on its back while its front paws dangle in the air at a 90 degree angle
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-05 14:23:00

There’s a cat on me but he’s not on me the way I want him to be on me so I can be comfortable but if I move he’ll leave why is life so hard!?

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-02-05 15:04:55

Loafing immobile in the widening gyre,
The cat tries to ignore the falconer.
Things are just fine; they fall apart *elsewhere.*
The hound's with his teacup in his chair.
The best and worst have reached bipartisan agreement
For regulation to set blood-dimmed tidal limits.

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-04-04 00:19:31

Trump To Put His Name On Seniors' Cat Food After He Guts Medicare To Give Pete Hegseth $1.5T In Splodey Things
wonkette.com/p/trump-to-put-hi

@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-05-03 20:10:28

neues #SimonsCat-Video!
"Wet Cat"
#catcontent

@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 02:18:05

Stolen to add #AltText. piefed.social/c/politicalcompa

A “Political Compass”-style dual-axis graph of political positions. The y-axis (vertical) is Authoritarian (at the top) vs Libertarian (at the bottom; the x-axis (horizontal) is Economic Left vs Economic Right.

In each quadrant is an image of a cat.

The top left (Authoritarian/Economic Left) shows a cat sitting in a cardboard tank—as in the armoured fighting vehicle.

The top right (Authoritarian/Economic Right) shows an anthropomorphic cat in Tudor-style puffed robes.

The bottom right (Libe…
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-04 04:10:03

So Erie starts throwing up, and Twig _starts chasing her_, like an asshole. He chases her up the steps, and that is why there is now cat puke (in the form of half-digested dry kibble) on not the steps (treads), but the _riser_ of every single step.

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-03-03 23:16:47

Brought home some #espresso beans. Pulled a shot on a Bambino Plus with default settings, then made a cappuccino on the same machine. Tomorrow I'll try with the Flair 58.
Thanks to @… for the lovely mug (it’s not blurry IRL).

Looking down into an espresso cup half full of espresso, with a tiny biscotti and spoon on its saucer; a bag of whole bean coffee labeled La Bermeja (forest fruits, plum, almond) with a stylized gryphon silhouette.
A fine china mug painted with a Cheshire cat and the text “We’re all mad here,” filled to the top with milk foam, sitting on a Barbican coaster; a few biscotti and the bag of beans visible in the background.
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-04-05 00:23:50

As I mentioned, I’m sick, and our little cat is VERY confused why I’m downstairs so much in my office
(I’m semi quarantining myself and sleeping down here)

@_tillwe_@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 18:31:22

Facebook-Foto, sorry, aber ich bin immer noch kunstgeschichtlich fasziniert von diesem Foto (das auf gruene-bw etc. gepostet wurde) vom Abschluss der Koalitionsverhandlungen am 30.4. - ein Bild, das sehr viel erzählt.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 15:37:36

:bunny:

Photo of a white & orange bunny and a white & orange cat playing on a sofa / love seat. The cat is laying on its back as the bunny is jumping in the air making it look like it's hovering ominously above the kitty. I've added white action lines around the bunny for maximum dramatic effect.
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 13:31:57

Chillin’ with Turnip
#CatsOfMastodon

Turnip - a strawberry blonde cat - sits in loaf-of-bread mode on a wall next to my book (Elif Shafak’s There are Rivers in the Sky)
@jdrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-05 15:17:01

Hace muchísimo que no compraba música, pero eso ddl BandCamp Friday me ha animado. Vi que tienen en el catšlogo cosas interesantes....

@cazfi@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-04 06:07:33

"Those who live in the past, tend to persist beyond comprehension."
- English speaking priest-cat in my dream, while lecturing how to speak clearly (we were in trouble because of some misunderstanding)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 08:59:45

Tired but your housemate is in the way? No problem!
Just use them as a pillow.

Photo of two cats on a blanket on top of a chair near a table. One cat is sitting while looking at the viewer, while the other is laying down like a loaf of bread and using the first cat as a pillow. Face smushing? The sleepy doesn't care.
@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-05-03 00:30:53

The funny thing here is that the woman is called MacDonald, but she did it on the MacKay bridge
#Halifax

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-04 05:10:10

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJ

@…
Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation
Thank you, Li Chen. Your comics are all great! Now it's time to buy your books, etc.
exocomics.com/store

Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation

Panel 1
(Robot shaking cat, who sleeps beside his food dish.)
Robot: CAT. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. COME ON.

Panel 2
(Owner Li Chen is drawing a comic.)
Owner: he's very food-motivated
Robot: OH.

Panel 3
(Robot speaks to cat.)
Robot: WALK OR I SHALL CONSUME YOU.
(Cat opens eyes wide.)

Panel 4
(Owner looks up.)
Owner: wait that's not --
(Robot holds leash with one arm, the other up in the air, while cat pulls with vigor--sweating…
@hacksilon@infosec.exchange
2026-04-02 18:42:36

OH: "Cat Content Connoisseurs ( #CCC )"

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-03 03:32:45

Help, I've Erie'd and I can't get up!
#CatsOfMastodon

My legs under a light pink blanket. Between my legs, a black cat is fast asleep, lying on her side with her head resting on her paws. Kind of blurry, as it was taken with a shitty webcam.
A better pic taken of the same cat on my legs. This one taken from above, with a cell phone camera. My silver laptop is partially visible, and Erie's white patches (her tummy, her back paws) are barely visible as well. Her eye is open just a slit (as she looks suspiciously up at my wife).
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 22:19:57

The many faces of Chooch...
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats #caturday

A cat
A cat
A cat
A cat
@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-04-03 00:47:08

who's the boss?

This photo shows a stylish home workspace that blends industrial and mid-century modern aesthetics.

The Setup:
Black desk with Apple wireless keyboard and Magic Mouse

Modern lounge chair with teal cushion and light wood frame

A beautiful white cat sitting regally on the chair atop a traditional red geometric rug

The Walls:
Exposed red brick provides warmth and texture, decorated with:

Architectural photo of a historic yellow building [OG Cass Tech HS]

Abstract celestial art (red planet, c…
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-05-02 08:57:47

I have a pair of end-of-life phones (CAT S61 and S62) with FLIR Lepton thermal cores in them.
Anybody know if there is a good way to disassemble them to salvage the thermal modules without destroying them? I don't care about the rest of the phone, it's gonna end up in ewaste.

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-04-04 10:56:29

Every morning, Galena jumps on my lap and drapes herself over my right hand, pinning it down so that I can't type. #cat #cats #katzen #caturday

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 09:58:16

You are expected to lead me to your snack collection immediately. Do not dilly-dally.
#caturday #catsofMastodon

Snurre the Cat is awaiting the routine morning snack serving. A sizable gray cat spread out on the bathroom floor, looking intently at the photographer who is tending to some basic needs on a porcelain device.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-02 14:48:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-30 18:33:47

Theory: you should have multiple litter boxes, so every #cat has its own.
Reality: one cat goes through two litter boxes, relieving each need separately.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-02 10:55:57

Trump is running out of options to contain gas price backlash (Cat Zakrzewski/Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/politics/20
memeorandum.com/260502/p8#a260

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 09:46:46

Cat obsession :3

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-03-02 12:02:58

Cat: Let me finally clean that distracted human mug of yours, as you seem to keep staring like a fish at that big glowy thing for more than an hour now [MoThErLy ToRtUrE]

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-02 08:09:36

I think this pillow works better as a cat's belly. 🐈
Too #squishy.
#comparison

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-03-02 01:57:11

I kinda like living among lions (mountain lions). I wish we heard (or saw) them more often. We have plenty of deer for them to eat.
(We have had mountain lions come right up to our front door, and we have heard them - they sound like a cross between a human baby crying and a domestic cat.)
There also used to be bears - both black and brown (grizzle) around here. The black bears have returned to the mountains south of us, so maybe they will return here.
It is reported tha…

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-02 16:04:08

Sparky has had a busy #Caturday running around in the garden, and is now struggling to keep his eyes open, love him 💙 #chamedi

A young and moulting tabby and white cat lies folded up on the sofa, plopped against a human leg in black leggings.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-25 01:45:07

Getting a jump start on #caturday, before I forget.

Single panel comic.
Saint Peter is standing at his kiosk in front of the Pearly Gates. The little halo above his head confirms his identity. In front of him a cat is sitting on a cloud. A fireman has climbed to the top of a ladder poking through the cloud, in front of the cat. He is holding out an opened can of cat food. The fireman is saying to the cat, “I don’t know how you got up here, but I’m here to help you down.”
Single panel cartoon.
A man is laying alone on a double bed, under covers up to his armpits. His phone is atop a side table at his left. There’s a small lamp atop a side table on the other side of the bed. A cat is sitting on the man’s chest looking at him. The cat is saying, “You’re in my personal space.”
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-04-29 02:09:45

The total #SolarEclipse on 12 August will be a low affair both for totality watchers in Spain (let alone Mallorca) and for maximum partiality watchers in Central Europe, so making sure you'll have a free horizon for solar elevations below 10° in the right azimuth is essential. And now is the time to test the location you have in mind as on the evening of 12 August the declination of the Sun will be 14°47' while on April 29 and 30 it will be 14°38' and 14°56', respectively, i.e. 9 arc minutes or 1/3 solar diameter lower or higher. So if you see the low Sun both today and tomorrow (and don't expect any more vegetation or buildings to materialize in the next 3 1/2 months) you can be sure that you can also see the totally or maximally eclipsed Sun on 12 August. (This dress rehearsal idea has already been promoted - e.g. in rac1.cat/meteo/20260428/341109 - in Spain.)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-05 06:29:22

Feel free to tag me in and and all cat related posts!
Instant fav, and ones with alt text get a boost :3
Also, tag @…, @…

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-05 00:20:01

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicsRaveForever
Top Cat:
🎵 Roughest Gunark (DJ Rap Remix)
#TopCat
djrap.bandcamp.com/track/rough
open.spotify.com/track/4Ir3PSU

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 14:06:09

What’s that? Yes, I am trying to get some work done with a fully grown cat wearing a cone perched on my shoulder like a parrot.
Yes, it is quite inconvenient…
#CatsOfMastodon

Turnip rests on my shoulder wearing his cone, staring at the forbidden outside
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 06:04:38

Podemos entrenar esta jauría de gatos salvajes.

:neocat_stretch_down:⁠:neocat:⁠:neocat_devil:⁠:neocat_nom_cat:⁠:neocat_evil:⁠:neocat_floof_owo:⁠
:neocat_stretch_up:

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Dexerto
@Dexerto
A viral browser extension forces you to stop
scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your
screen
Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an
unremovable cat overlay until your break
timer ends
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 06:57:48

You have 1 new notification

Video of an orange cat running through a house with hardwood floors, jumping on a couch to stare at you with airplane, then running back from whence the kitty came.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 14:55:51

Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-01 02:44:54

Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
#shitposting

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-04-02 13:41:37

My cat: "You know I don't have anything else to do today, so I'll just sit patiently on your desk and stare at you from 15 cm away. Nope. When you occasionally look back at me and burst out laughing, that won't change my schedule either."

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-05 12:08:52

Did you know you can just make clothes for cats?
(Just look how happy they are!)

Photo of a cat loafing on a bed while wearing a white crocheted/knitted hat.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 08:55:06

Fluffer Overflow

A photo of the fluffiest cat I have EVER seen laying on the kitchen floor while looking at the viewer.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 01:25:22

My wife’s binging Private Practice. Six seasons of the most tedious and self-involved people on the planet fucking and whinging about fucking.
Were Dante alive today, this would be the circle where they send pearl-clutching wine aunts and helicopter cat fosterers.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-03 17:24:12

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 21:18:12

According to my fact-based feelings, cats count in hexadecimal
🐾
🐾

Photo of Uni, the munchkin tuxedo cat, standing on a glass table while looking down. All sixteen of his pink and black toe beans are visible, which proves cats use based 16 for counting!
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-01 04:17:48

Mr Ek on a journey to the vet. It was his first train journey.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #train

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-25 02:02:40

This little lady has been hanging out with me pretty much non-stop since I got sick. She basically just leaves the bed for food & bathroom breaks. Absolutely THE BEST cat. #Erie #CatsOfMastodon

A mostly black tuxedo cat. White paws and a white chest, but from the back you'd think she was an entirely black cat. She's sitting on the floor, looking at the camera patiently (waiting for me to go back to bed).
The same tuxedo cat, walking up towards the camera. Two white paws are barely visible, and only a small portion of her white chest is visible, but otherwise a black coat. Her whiskers are white. Her nose is invisible, just black pixels with no defining features.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-03 02:03:33

Ban slanted laptop stands! :angery:
#Caterday

Video of a calico cat trying to lay down on the top of a laptop keyboard and failing because the laptop stand is slanted. Eventually the cat tries to smack stuff underneath it for revenge.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 22:33:52

I got my standing desk at work mostly set up... one issue is that when it's raised up I can't see my calendar on the wall. I mean, I can see the cat, but not the days below the cat...

A standing desk
Monitor of the standing desk blocking calendar
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-05-02 13:33:37

Not a cat lover, but an #AI "viral" channel posted this video, Try curing cancer first a-holes 😔
"Easiest tell is the weird low hanging voids for doorways and extremely low res (no number plate details, some of the cars look squished in the background) and the building in the background makes no sense. General rule of thumb: if it's a 7 second video with low resoluti…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 19:30:15

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats

A cat attempting to drink from a faucet and failing
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-28 16:26:50

#caturday

Single panel comic.
A small cat is walking away from a mangled ventriloquist’s dummy strewn over the floor in bits. The cat is saying, “The lap is my territory.”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 16:59:28

How does this cat keep winning? 😭

Photo of a cat in a rec room on top of a pinp pong table where someone has poker chips and cards layed out. The cat's paws are on top of four Ace cards as it stares at the camera in triumph. Kitty cleared me out of catnip... again!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 03:05:40

RE: infosec.exchange/@chillybot/11
Indicators of Cat

Photo of a fluffy cat looking at the camera with a CAT label sitting on its head. When you have a labeler, everything needs a label!
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-05 09:44:43

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Missy Elliott feat. Pharrell:
🎵 WTF (Where They From)
#MissyElliott #Pharrell
pumpdabeat.bandcamp.com/track/

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-30 09:46:50

Me: not taking extra sugar. I'll be carrying a cat, so I'm not going to walk fast.
Also me: discovering how much of an effort is to carry a 5.5 kg cat in a carrier.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-25 09:16:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Manhattan
#CatPower
cocho.bandcamp.com/track/cat-p
open.spotify.com/track/5T4Bf4a

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-01 23:53:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Here Comes My Baby
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/4cgJeHc

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 19:54:42

Beware of Cat

Video of someone looking at a window with the sign showing a cat head and:

WARNING
防犯ネコ
24時間作勤中
24H security system

The video then pans to the left where there's an identical looking cat sitting by the window, staring directly at the human filming. The cat moves it's head slightly up as if signaling to the person that it knows... It knows...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-02 05:09:48

To Do List:
✅ Get bread

Photo showing an orange and white cat that's crawled inside a baguette bag. Caption at the top is:

Not the bread I wanted, but the bread I needed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 15:02:57

RE: aus.social/@dgar/1163181216356
I'm a cat, so it's kind of my hobby

Low res and grainy animation of a fluffy white cat knocking stuff placed in front of them off a table.
Fuck This
Fuck That
Fuck Those Too
Fuck All These
Fuck This Thing In Particular
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23 22:26:32

Thwarted again! :blobcatgooglycry:

Caption: My cat keeps trying to steal the feather duster. Luckily, he never gets far.

Photo of an orange cat holding a feather duster in his mouth while unsuccessfully trying to walk out with it through the cat door. Darn you spatial orientation!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 16:11:08

A cat can never be held accountable. Therefore a cat must never take the blame. :ablobcatangel:
(This message brought to you by the Council of Cats)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-27 20:02:33

The cat sounds a little horse

Photo of a cat laying down with its head inside of a horse mask.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 06:53:30

Kitty cat bongo

Video by 꿀잼꿀떡 of them spanking their black cat, kitty bongo style, to the tune of the 20th Century Fox intro. The kitty, while enjoying the butt pats, just sits there and purrs while looking around some.

Caption in Korean is:
꿀잼 꿀떡
냥이 궁디팡팡으로 
연주 하는 집사
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 21:11:56

Meow you see me, meow you don't

Two panel comic by cat-zy about their cat. 
First panel is labeled "What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding", and shows an orange cat in a mask acting like a ninja.
Second panel is labeled "What he actually looks like", and shows a very visible and fluffy cat sitting behind a table leg, hiding only its nose.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 09:35:00

Fun Fact:
While many think cURL by @… stands for "Client and URL", it actually got it's name from what a sleeping cat does!

Photo of a tuxedo cat (like the tuxedos Daniel Stenberg sometimes wears to FOSS events) all curled in a circle on a bed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 08:35:05

Are you sure your cat is gaslighting you? You should probably feed them–they're clearly starving!

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 17:06:03

Cat work is real work

Video of someone monching and running their face on their orange and white cat is just sitting there, calmly staring something off screen. The demeanor of the cat shows that this is probably a daily occurrence. Caption at the top is:

It's either this or the streets...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-28 21:07:51

WIMDY!

Photo by Kaydeeseeds of their VERY fluffy black & white cat, Luna, enjoying the wind while she sits in the grass.

Assume a spherical cat...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 14:50:26

:update:

Two panel comic by adamtots showing a cat loafing on a couch while zoning out.
Top panel shows two people talking off screen while the cat just sits there.
Person 1: He's been staring off into space for hours.
Person 2: I wonder what's going on in there?

Bottom panel is a zoom in of the kitty's face showing a message in his eyes.
FIRMWARE UPDATING
67%
About 45 minutes left
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 19:07:28

*shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Video of a black cat and an orange cat both drinking from a water bowl at the same time. The black cat is drinking from the far end of the bowl, while the orange cat is drinking from underneath the black cat while facing sideways. Just normal kitty things.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-31 20:59:23

Next on How It's Made: Easter Eggs!

Photo of a cat loafing in a closet on top of some towels with an egg placed next to the kitty. Caption is:

Everyone congratulate Bort
he just laid his first egg
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-23 22:27:36

You've already eaten, kitty!

:angery:

Photo of the "angery" cat meme showing a white & orange cat with squinting eyes, a crinkled nose, and a partial open mouth. By human expressions, the kitty looks angry, but it's actually just a well timed shot of a cat about to sneeze
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-26 18:54:17

Introducing the baby to your best friend

An absolutely, ridiculously cute video showing a fluffy orange cat getting comfortable next to doggy (pitt mix?) laying down on a bed with her very young kitty nearby. The momma cat uses the dog as a pillow an reaches out to the kitten, as if introducing them. Cuteness overload!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 07:01:21

Sorry, I have some important things to attend to...

Photo taken Aug 1997 of an older lady on a corded landline telephone while she lies in bed next to  tucked in black & white cat. Caption is:

“Yeah I can’t come out tonight. 
Super busy”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 04:00:05

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115
Puppies and cats are always fun to watch

Video of four golden retriever puppies jumping up and trying to lick and play with a fluffy cat on a stone bench by a fence. Unfortunately for thr kitty, who just wants to sit on the bench, one puppy gets their tail and eventually brings them down. Face lick ensues, and the cat, who is being gentle to the little doggies despite the tail tugging, eventually breaks free to return to the stone bench. Tail swishing from the cat shows slight irritation, but the smartly position their tail away from …
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-26 19:19:52

This is what happens when you boost AND favorite a post

Video of a cat on a cat wheel, when another one jumps on to join. The two kitties then both use it while jumping over each other.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-24 00:26:58

RE: social.treehouse.systems/@ptrc
:neocat_thief:

Photo of a cat with a sausage in its mouth while leaning on a sliding glass door to be let inside. Caption is:

Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-24 04:46:53

RE: mstdn.social/@GayDeceiver/1161
Hello Kitty tactical gear and armed to the teeth with nothing but cat toys, cat snacks, and catnip.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-01 11:33:26

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116
This was an April Fool's joke, btw. I'm not actually a dog wearing a cat mask... I'm a cat wearing a cat mask.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-30 02:10:59

Boxes filled with packing peanuts were like mimics for cats.

Old flash photo of a cat, covered in styrofoam peanuts, trying to shake them off but failing to because of all the static electricity on its fur. A dog nearby watches in amusement.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-31 17:45:12

Don't forget to stretch those peets!

Video of a fluffy cat sitting next to the edge of a couch. The kitty decided to get comfy, so it stretches its back paw feet (peets) off the sofa and between its front paws in a ridiculous manner (like its a people)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-29 22:03:50

Who ordered a basket of floof?

Photo of a fluffy orange cat laying inside of a white basket. The kitty is all curled up with its tufts of fur sticking out. The only body parts you can really make out are some of its sleeping face and the tip of its tail. Everything else is just fluffy fur.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-27 21:05:29

Meow

Photo of Uni the munchkin tuxedo cat sitting in a box while meowing at the viewer. When the loaf meows, you answer :3
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-29 18:39:31

Floor lion

On today's episode of Orange and Jobless

Video by yvetteblake_rn shows an orange cat laying on its back on the floor while a robotic vacuum tries to clean on and around them. The kitty meows in protest when the robot keeps bumping into them, but refuses to move from its comfy spot. Fight the system, kitty!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-28 03:36:41

Nuzzle time :3

Video of someone with glasses, pale skin, and dark hair slightly nudging a cat behind them on the couch with their face. The kitty, who was rubbing on a jacket nearby, then starts rubbing its face and chin all over the person's face, nose, and glasses.