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@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-07 05:22:52

#Caturday

Four-panel comic. Off the Mark, by Mark Parisian. 2002. Each panel is identical except for the text. Rapunzel’s Tower scenario, but with cats. Panel 1: A cat on the ground says, “Rapunzel, let down your hair!” Panel 2: a cat up in the tower, hanging out the window, makes a coughing noise, “CHKK!” Panel 3: cat in the tower goes HACK! And coughs out a hairball to the ground below. Panel 4: cat on the ground asks, “Feel better?” Cat in the tower says, “Yeah!” Commentary: yeah, it’s not very funny…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:00:20

Ethel (OIIA Spinning Cat) cosplay

Video of a tabby cat that's caught its own tail and is slowly moving in a circle clockwise, like in the OIIA Spinning Cat memes.
@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-05-06 20:15:21

What a cool #DIY project for a #cat feeder:
a Secret Painting Door
youtube.com/watch?v=XOZR2RFAObg…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 23:44:28

Completely normal search history
:duckduckgo: cat computer
:duckduckgo: catputer
:duckduckgo: hello kitty hackerbox
:duckduckgo: meowter space cat
:duckduckgo: cat chipi chipi chapa

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-06 16:39:31

Lulu the #cat is lying on my mattress. I lie next to her. I gesticulate to her to climb on my chest, so I would get more space. She looks at me like I was some moron. In the meantime, Ruh notices the gesture and jumps on my chest.
Situation: I'm lying on half of the mattress. On one side, Lulu is stretching next to me and pushing me down. On the other, Ruh is lying on my chest, counterweighing me to the floor. I push my elbow against the bedside table not to fall.
But miraculously, they don't fight, so I ensure. Lulu started washing Ruh, and Ruh doesn't mind. I'm flabbergasted.
To the moment when Ruh suddenly starts sliding down, so she pushes all her claws into my chest. I shriek painfully, and both cats run away.
#LifeWithCats

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-06 19:02:35

#oc #shitpost #meme

A black cat with red hair wearing a red shirt that says "blood" with the caption "Blood Edge the Cat, Cool Cat's edgy brother.
@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 15:26:52

Caturday special edition: Cat Person (Cat-Person?) holds sign at No Kings last #caturday Meow!
#photo #photography #cats

Woman with cat ear headband and mirror shades holds sign that say "Born to pet cats, forced to fight fascists"
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-06 16:59:37

Yesterday was my cat's birthday and she may have partied too hard because this morning while gobbling up her breakfast she turned her head, puked, then went right back to eating breakfast. Legend!

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2026-05-06 15:24:25

@… @… …yes. yes it is. a trash-cat

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-05-06 10:56:54

The cat's canned food is no longer chicken, it is now the slightly ominous "with chicken" instead.

@saraislet@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 23:23:00

I captured a photo of the elusive rainbow kitten in her natural domain!

Tuxedo cat with a subtle rainbow of light highlighting the white patch on her chest
@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-05-05 18:37:04

Cat Scratch Fever

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-04 14:07:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SoundsOfSurvivance
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJ

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-07 01:17:51

Sleep furiously #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat laying long on a rug, seemingly asleep but his tail flicks against the floor occasionally
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-03-03 20:48:02

Si de sobte, d'un dia per l'altre i sense previ avís, en Donald Trump, en Netanyahu d'Israel i en Putin i suns respectius governs desapareguessin per complert i sense deixar cap mena de rastre; moltes dols guerres, dels conflictes i les tensions geopolítiques internacionals d'aquest món d'avui-dia s'acabarien en un no-res.

@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 02:18:05

Stolen to add #AltText. piefed.social/c/politicalcompa

A “Political Compass”-style dual-axis graph of political positions. The y-axis (vertical) is Authoritarian (at the top) vs Libertarian (at the bottom; the x-axis (horizontal) is Economic Left vs Economic Right. In each quadrant is an image of a cat. The top left (Authoritarian/Economic Left) shows a cat sitting in a cardboard tank—as in the armoured fighting vehicle. The top right (Authoritarian/Economic Right) shows an anthropomorphic cat in Tudor-style puffed robes. The bottom right (Libe…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:21:47

Orange cat vs stink bug

Video of an orange cat seeing a stink bug by a window and then deciding to sniff it. Sniffing the little sticker causes the kitty to gag and recoil, but their curiosity does not subside. They carefully lift their paw to touch it, flinch even before that reach, then decide to not touchy the buggy. In the end, they just stare at it and wonder.
@HeidiSeibold@fosstodon.org
2026-04-06 16:04:43

First impressions of Wales are fantastic. Had a great lunch and found our way to the Center of Alternative Technology (thanks to the kind and funny bus driver 😁).
Ready for the Open Science Retreat #OSR26UK

little river in the sun
first CAT building
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-05-06 15:59:45

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116
If you get THIS, fully, you are into radio astronomy and music history and cat content ... my kind of nerd!

@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-05 19:57:03

Para os fãs de #CowboyBebop, a versão completa da história do gato que viveu milhões de vezes:
web.archive.org/web/2009012312

@fgraver@hcommons.social
2026-04-07 04:42:56

(Dogs work too.) @… mastodon.social/@lemay/1163600

laura lemay (@lemay@mastodon.social)
People who claim there is no engagement on Mastodon have never posted a photo of a really cute cat and it shows.

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-03-07 10:06:29

There is a cauliflower hash brown on that plate. It's not everyone's cup of tea but I adore cauliflower. Sparky doesn't like cauliflower but he might so he needs to get into the small space between my lap and the table to make sure. Usually we shut them out when we eat but I was home alone yesterday, a rare occurrence, and risked it.
#caturday

A young tabby and white cat sits on a black-clad lap looking up awkwardly at the table he's mostly underneath. On the table is a plate with food on it.
@nico@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-04-06 13:50:12

Trouvez le chat ! (Facile)
Find the cat !
#catsofmastodon

Un petit chat tigré, allongé dans l’herbe assez haute, en train de dormir. Il y a un tuyau d’arrosage jaune derrière.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-06 21:42:47

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

| am aware that there are many valid critiques for phrenology, but counterpoint: everyone in my house with a cat-shaped skull is constantly doing crimes
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-05 19:53:38

Ruh is a typical chestcat. She loves sleeping on my chest, given that either I'm wearing something or I'm covered by a blanket. She won't lie on it if I'm covered by a quilt. However, she doesn't mind lying on a quilt without anyone under it. She doesn't like my lap particularly; I have to lean back enough so she could place her front feet on my belly.
Mr Ek is a lapcat. He would gladly lie on my lap when I'm sitting. If I'm lying down, he also prefers the area of my knees.
Lulu is an universalcat. She will gladly lie down both on my lap, and on my chest. And if my chest is occupied, she's ready to lie down almost on my head, just to have the dominant position.
#cat

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound I could lift you up I could show you what you wanna see And take you where you wanna be You could be my luck Even if the sky is falling down I know that I'll be safe and sound Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-05 23:22:27

All packed up and ready to ship to Abu Dhabi

A long-haired cat that has wedged itself into a cardboard box and is sleeping
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-03 22:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-05 16:19:10

DO NOT DISTURB.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat, lying on a bed, sleeping, with his paw, covering his eyeballs, but you can see his little nose poking out.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-06 07:17:18

^-^

Cover art for Joy Division's album, Unknown Pleasures, that original showed a data plot of signals from a radio pulsar, except it shows cat heads in the signal part as is captioned: Cat Division Furry Pleasures
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-04 16:12:11

#caturday

Single-panel comic. Two cats, apparently a male and a female, are “standing” at a table on which is a plate with a fish on it. They have human clothes on. The male cat is holding up the tail of the fish in one “hand” and a knife in the other. He has a sheepish look on his face, and 2 beads of sweat coming off his head. The female cat stands with her arms folded across her chest, saying, “I hope you licked yourself before handling our food?” Caption at bottom: Faux Paws.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-06 12:56:54

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Cat Power:
🎵 Woman (6 Music Session, 22 Oct 2018)
#CatPower
feldermelder.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/7b2905b

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-04-05 00:23:50

As I mentioned, I’m sick, and our little cat is VERY confused why I’m downstairs so much in my office
(I’m semi quarantining myself and sleeping down here)

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-03 03:32:45

Help, I've Erie'd and I can't get up!
#CatsOfMastodon

My legs under a light pink blanket. Between my legs, a black cat is fast asleep, lying on her side with her head resting on her paws. Kind of blurry, as it was taken with a shitty webcam.
A better pic taken of the same cat on my legs. This one taken from above, with a cell phone camera. My silver laptop is partially visible, and Erie's white patches (her tummy, her back paws) are barely visible as well. Her eye is open just a slit (as she looks suspiciously up at my wife).
@outer@mas.to
2026-04-26 14:42:58

@…
Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation
Thank you, Li Chen. Your comics are all great! Now it's time to buy your books, etc.
exocomics.com/store

Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com motivation Panel 1 (Robot shaking cat, who sleeps beside his food dish.) Robot: CAT. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. COME ON. Panel 2 (Owner Li Chen is drawing a comic.) Owner: he's very food-motivated Robot: OH. Panel 3 (Robot speaks to cat.) Robot: WALK OR I SHALL CONSUME YOU. (Cat opens eyes wide.) Panel 4 (Owner looks up.) Owner: wait that's not -- (Robot holds leash with one arm, the other up in the air, while cat pulls with vigor--sweating…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-03 13:40:17

1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front. The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…
@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-03-06 14:54:09

😾 The Caterpillar Pickup Truck Is Real, But It’s Not What People Were Hoping
thedrive.com/news/the-caterpil

The Caterpillar Pickup Truck Is Real, But It’s Not What People Were Hoping For
For a minute, it looked like we might get an in-house-built truck with a genuine CAT diesel. Instead, it's a rebadged Super Duty.

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 13:31:57

Chillin’ with Turnip
#CatsOfMastodon

Turnip - a strawberry blonde cat - sits in loaf-of-bread mode on a wall next to my book (Elif Shafak’s There are Rivers in the Sky)
@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-03 22:04:19

Stolen to add #AltText. mstdn.social/@GeriAQuin/116342

A black-and-white tuxedo cat, looking somewhat less than impressed and gazing directly at the viewer, sits in front of a landscape-aspected painting, perhaps half again wider than it is tall. Though its proportions are closer to those of a cow,—albeit exaggerated to use as much space as possible—the markings on the tuxedo cat that fills the rectangular canvas indicate that it’s a portrait of the otherwise normal cat that now sits before it. Caption: “I don’t know who did this. But I do have a …
@servelan@newsie.social
2026-04-04 00:19:31

Trump To Put His Name On Seniors' Cat Food After He Guts Medicare To Give Pete Hegseth $1.5T In Splodey Things
wonkette.com/p/trump-to-put-hi

@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-05-03 20:10:28

neues #SimonsCat-Video!
"Wet Cat"
#catcontent

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-06 20:17:13

And here, in the final days of Ástriðr, she discovers that the warmth, community, and peace she wanted were always hers for the taking. 16 years wasted wallowing in fear and hesitation. Many such cases, sadly.

An old and sickly and hesitant and fearful and anxious but nonetheless incredibly sweet and affectionate cat relaxing on an elevated cushion in front of a glowing woodstove by a stone wall in a 17th century cottage somewhere in rural Ireland
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-03-03 23:16:47

Brought home some #espresso beans. Pulled a shot on a Bambino Plus with default settings, then made a cappuccino on the same machine. Tomorrow I'll try with the Flair 58.
Thanks to @… for the lovely mug (it’s not blurry IRL).

Looking down into an espresso cup half full of espresso, with a tiny biscotti and spoon on its saucer; a bag of whole bean coffee labeled La Bermeja (forest fruits, plum, almond) with a stylized gryphon silhouette.
A fine china mug painted with a Cheshire cat and the text “We’re all mad here,” filled to the top with milk foam, sitting on a Barbican coaster; a few biscotti and the bag of beans visible in the background.
@_tillwe_@mastodon.social
2026-05-03 18:31:22

Facebook-Foto, sorry, aber ich bin immer noch kunstgeschichtlich fasziniert von diesem Foto (das auf gruene-bw etc. gepostet wurde) vom Abschluss der Koalitionsverhandlungen am 30.4. - ein Bild, das sehr viel erzählt.

@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-05-03 00:30:53

The funny thing here is that the woman is called MacDonald, but she did it on the MacKay bridge
#Halifax

Franco the calico cat rescued from Halifax bridge after 40-kilometre trek from home
CBC Lite

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-02 14:48:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 09:58:16

You are expected to lead me to your snack collection immediately. Do not dilly-dally.
#caturday #catsofMastodon

Snurre the Cat is awaiting the routine morning snack serving. A sizable gray cat spread out on the bathroom floor, looking intently at the photographer who is tending to some basic needs on a porcelain device.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 17:00:19

"Meowing at your cat is better for reducing loneliness than an AI chatbot, study finds"

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-02 10:55:57

Trump is running out of options to contain gas price backlash (Cat Zakrzewski/Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/politics/20
memeorandum.com/260502/p8#a260

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-06 18:21:29

Please submit your beans to verify your account 🐾

Flatbed scan of a cat sitting on top of a document scanner that only shows the front paws and back legs.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-07 07:57:18

Congratulations, you found the Fedi Echo Chamber!

Looping video of a cat meowing with a whole bunch of reverb. More meow for your meow! Meow meow meow!
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-04 04:10:03

So Erie starts throwing up, and Twig _starts chasing her_, like an asshole. He chases her up the steps, and that is why there is now cat puke (in the form of half-digested dry kibble) on not the steps (treads), but the _riser_ of every single step.

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-25 01:45:07

Getting a jump start on #caturday, before I forget.

Single panel comic. Saint Peter is standing at his kiosk in front of the Pearly Gates. The little halo above his head confirms his identity. In front of him a cat is sitting on a cloud. A fireman has climbed to the top of a ladder poking through the cloud, in front of the cat. He is holding out an opened can of cat food. The fireman is saying to the cat, “I don’t know how you got up here, but I’m here to help you down.”
Single panel cartoon. A man is laying alone on a double bed, under covers up to his armpits. His phone is atop a side table at his left. There’s a small lamp atop a side table on the other side of the bed. A cat is sitting on the man’s chest looking at him. The cat is saying, “You’re in my personal space.”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 08:31:55

@… Orange Dreams

Photo of an orange cat sleeping in its cat bed on its back while its front paws dangle in the air at a 90 degree angle
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 14:55:51

Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 14:06:09

What’s that? Yes, I am trying to get some work done with a fully grown cat wearing a cone perched on my shoulder like a parrot.
Yes, it is quite inconvenient…
#CatsOfMastodon

Turnip rests on my shoulder wearing his cone, staring at the forbidden outside
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 03:39:18

Give me some people to ambush⁠—I mean, follow >:3

Video of an orange cat run and around with the zoomies. First it stops to stare at the human, then kitty runs all the way up to the top of what looks like a carpet hanging on the wall, looking around, and finally sprints down the way it came.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-05 00:20:01

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicsRaveForever
Top Cat:
🎵 Roughest Gunark (DJ Rap Remix)
#TopCat
djrap.bandcamp.com/track/rough
open.spotify.com/track/4Ir3PSU

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 15:37:36

:bunny:

Photo of a white & orange bunny and a white & orange cat playing on a sofa / love seat. The cat is laying on its back as the bunny is jumping in the air making it look like it's hovering ominously above the kitty. I've added white action lines around the bunny for maximum dramatic effect.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-30 18:33:47

Theory: you should have multiple litter boxes, so every #cat has its own.
Reality: one cat goes through two litter boxes, relieving each need separately.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 18:43:42

“How does she keep getting in the building?!”
🎨by pizzacakecomic

Four panel comic by pizzacakecomic. First panel shows an ad cover with a sexy, shirtless, anthropomorphic cat with abs giving bedroom eyes at the viewer Temptations Beefy flavour! treat for cats Second panel has the artist, pizzacake, sitting next to a business executive with a cocerned look on his face, while she says, "As you can see, I made the mascot 200% sexier" Third panel she continues, "Because sex sells, and people want sexy cats." Last panel the executive tells her, "You're fired…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 08:59:45

Tired but your housemate is in the way? No problem!
Just use them as a pillow.

Photo of two cats on a blanket on top of a chair near a table. One cat is sitting while looking at the viewer, while the other is laying down like a loaf of bread and using the first cat as a pillow. Face smushing? The sleepy doesn't care.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-25 02:02:40

This little lady has been hanging out with me pretty much non-stop since I got sick. She basically just leaves the bed for food & bathroom breaks. Absolutely THE BEST cat. #Erie #CatsOfMastodon

A mostly black tuxedo cat. White paws and a white chest, but from the back you'd think she was an entirely black cat. She's sitting on the floor, looking at the camera patiently (waiting for me to go back to bed).
The same tuxedo cat, walking up towards the camera. Two white paws are barely visible, and only a small portion of her white chest is visible, but otherwise a black coat. Her whiskers are white. Her nose is invisible, just black pixels with no defining features.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Dexerto @Dexerto A viral browser extension forces you to stop scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your screen Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an unremovable cat overlay until your break timer ends
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-03 17:24:12

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 22:33:52

I got my standing desk at work mostly set up... one issue is that when it's raised up I can't see my calendar on the wall. I mean, I can see the cat, but not the days below the cat...

A standing desk
Monitor of the standing desk blocking calendar
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-01 02:44:54

Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
#shitposting

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 16:59:28

How does this cat keep winning? 😭

Photo of a cat in a rec room on top of a pinp pong table where someone has poker chips and cards layed out. The cat's paws are on top of four Ace cards as it stares at the camera in triumph. Kitty cleared me out of catnip... again!
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 22:19:57

The many faces of Chooch...
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats #caturday

A cat
A cat
A cat
A cat
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-01 04:17:48

Mr Ek on a journey to the vet. It was his first train journey.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #train

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-05 06:29:22

Feel free to tag me in and and all cat related posts!
Instant fav, and ones with alt text get a boost :3
Also, tag @…, @…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 06:57:48

You have 1 new notification

Video of an orange cat running through a house with hardwood floors, jumping on a couch to stare at you with airplane, then running back from whence the kitty came.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 21:18:12

According to my fact-based feelings, cats count in hexadecimal
🐾
🐾

Photo of Uni, the munchkin tuxedo cat, standing on a glass table while looking down. All sixteen of his pink and black toe beans are visible, which proves cats use based 16 for counting!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-03 02:03:33

Ban slanted laptop stands! :angery:
#Caterday

Video of a calico cat trying to lay down on the top of a laptop keyboard and failing because the laptop stand is slanted. Eventually the cat tries to smack stuff underneath it for revenge.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 03:05:40

RE: infosec.exchange/@chillybot/11
Indicators of Cat

Photo of a fluffy cat looking at the camera with a CAT label sitting on its head. When you have a labeler, everything needs a label!
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-30 09:46:50

Me: not taking extra sugar. I'll be carrying a cat, so I'm not going to walk fast.
Also me: discovering how much of an effort is to carry a 5.5 kg cat in a carrier.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 09:46:46

Cat obsession :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 06:04:38

Podemos entrenar esta jauría de gatos salvajes.

:neocat_stretch_down:⁠:neocat:⁠:neocat_devil:⁠:neocat_nom_cat:⁠:neocat_evil:⁠:neocat_floof_owo:⁠
:neocat_stretch_up:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 08:55:06

Fluffer Overflow

A photo of the fluffiest cat I have EVER seen laying on the kitchen floor while looking at the viewer.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 19:54:42

Beware of Cat

Video of someone looking at a window with the sign showing a cat head and: WARNING 防犯ネコ 24時間作勤中 24H security system The video then pans to the left where there's an identical looking cat sitting by the window, staring directly at the human filming. The cat moves it's head slightly up as if signaling to the person that it knows... It knows...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 16:11:08

A cat can never be held accountable. Therefore a cat must never take the blame. :ablobcatangel:
(This message brought to you by the Council of Cats)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 15:02:57

RE: aus.social/@dgar/1163181216356
I'm a cat, so it's kind of my hobby

Low res and grainy animation of a fluffy white cat knocking stuff placed in front of them off a table. Fuck This Fuck That Fuck Those Too Fuck All These Fuck This Thing In Particular
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 21:11:56

Meow you see me, meow you don't

Two panel comic by cat-zy about their cat. First panel is labeled "What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding", and shows an orange cat in a mask acting like a ninja. Second panel is labeled "What he actually looks like", and shows a very visible and fluffy cat sitting behind a table leg, hiding only its nose.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23 22:26:32

Thwarted again! :blobcatgooglycry:

Caption: My cat keeps trying to steal the feather duster. Luckily, he never gets far. Photo of an orange cat holding a feather duster in his mouth while unsuccessfully trying to walk out with it through the cat door. Darn you spatial orientation!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 17:06:03

Cat work is real work

Video of someone monching and running their face on their orange and white cat is just sitting there, calmly staring something off screen. The demeanor of the cat shows that this is probably a daily occurrence. Caption at the top is: It's either this or the streets...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 14:50:26

:update:

Two panel comic by adamtots showing a cat loafing on a couch while zoning out. Top panel shows two people talking off screen while the cat just sits there. Person 1: He's been staring off into space for hours. Person 2: I wonder what's going on in there? Bottom panel is a zoom in of the kitty's face showing a message in his eyes. FIRMWARE UPDATING 67% About 45 minutes left
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-27 20:02:33

The cat sounds a little horse

Photo of a cat laying down with its head inside of a horse mask.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 06:53:30

Kitty cat bongo

Video by 꿀잼꿀떡 of them spanking their black cat, kitty bongo style, to the tune of the 20th Century Fox intro. The kitty, while enjoying the butt pats, just sits there and purrs while looking around some. Caption in Korean is: 꿀잼 꿀떡 냥이 궁디팡팡으로 연주 하는 집사
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 19:07:28

*shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Video of a black cat and an orange cat both drinking from a water bowl at the same time. The black cat is drinking from the far end of the bowl, while the orange cat is drinking from underneath the black cat while facing sideways. Just normal kitty things.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 09:35:00

Fun Fact:
While many think cURL by @… stands for "Client and URL", it actually got it's name from what a sleeping cat does!

Photo of a tuxedo cat (like the tuxedos Daniel Stenberg sometimes wears to FOSS events) all curled in a circle on a bed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-28 21:07:51

WIMDY!

Photo by Kaydeeseeds of their VERY fluffy black & white cat, Luna, enjoying the wind while she sits in the grass. Assume a spherical cat...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-23 22:27:36

You've already eaten, kitty!

:angery:

Photo of the "angery" cat meme showing a white & orange cat with squinting eyes, a crinkled nose, and a partial open mouth. By human expressions, the kitty looks angry, but it's actually just a well timed shot of a cat about to sneeze
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-02 05:09:48

To Do List:
✅ Get bread

Photo showing an orange and white cat that's crawled inside a baguette bag. Caption at the top is: Not the bread I wanted, but the bread I needed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 04:00:05

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115
Puppies and cats are always fun to watch

Video of four golden retriever puppies jumping up and trying to lick and play with a fluffy cat on a stone bench by a fence. Unfortunately for thr kitty, who just wants to sit on the bench, one puppy gets their tail and eventually brings them down. Face lick ensues, and the cat, who is being gentle to the little doggies despite the tail tugging, eventually breaks free to return to the stone bench. Tail swishing from the cat shows slight irritation, but the smartly position their tail away from …
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-26 18:54:17

Introducing the baby to your best friend

An absolutely, ridiculously cute video showing a fluffy orange cat getting comfortable next to doggy (pitt mix?) laying down on a bed with her very young kitty nearby. The momma cat uses the dog as a pillow an reaches out to the kitten, as if introducing them. Cuteness overload!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 08:35:05

Are you sure your cat is gaslighting you? You should probably feed them–they're clearly starving!

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-26 19:19:52

This is what happens when you boost AND favorite a post

Video of a cat on a cat wheel, when another one jumps on to join. The two kitties then both use it while jumping over each other.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-24 00:26:58

RE: social.treehouse.systems/@ptrc
:neocat_thief:

Photo of a cat with a sausage in its mouth while leaning on a sliding glass door to be let inside. Caption is: Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...