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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-29 18:09:13

I should buy a boa– i mean, meow!

Three photos of an orange cat sitting like a human in a chair while their leg sticks forward as they look around. First two pictures show the kitty looking out the window then at the table in front of them, as if lost in thought, while the last photo show them looking at the camera as if they just snapped back to reality. Still the weird cat pose, though, because when you're a cat, any pose is a cat pose.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Dexerto @Dexerto A viral browser extension forces you to stop scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your screen Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an unremovable cat overlay until your break timer ends
@scott@carfree.city
2026-05-28 22:08:26

I love my cat, but she really has no grasp of academic Marxism. Words like dialectical and conjuncture mean nothing to her.

A cat with a white belly, paws, and lower face, with dark gray and brown fur on the top of her head, sits on a hardwood floor in a ray of light.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-28 02:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-29 17:55:54

#ThreeGoodThings
1. My cat is curled up on my lap (and shedding white hair absolutely everywhere) 🐱
2. All the salad I had with my supper was picked from the garden 🥗
3. We're on the other side of emptying a storage unit we've had for four years. No-one was looking forward to doing that and it's a great feeling to have it done.

Sparky, a white and tabby cat, curled up on me and moulting white hair on my navy blue leggings.
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-04-29 02:09:45

The total #SolarEclipse on 12 August will be a low affair both for totality watchers in Spain (let alone Mallorca) and for maximum partiality watchers in Central Europe, so making sure you'll have a free horizon for solar elevations below 10° in the right azimuth is essential. And now is the time to test the location you have in mind as on the evening of 12 August the declination of the Sun will be 14°47' while on April 29 and 30 it will be 14°38' and 14°56', respectively, i.e. 9 arc minutes or 1/3 solar diameter lower or higher. So if you see the low Sun both today and tomorrow (and don't expect any more vegetation or buildings to materialize in the next 3 1/2 months) you can be sure that you can also see the totally or maximally eclipsed Sun on 12 August. (This dress rehearsal idea has already been promoted - e.g. in rac1.cat/meteo/20260428/341109 - in Spain.)

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-06-27 16:05:39

Cat #Caturday

Cat paw from barely visible sleeping cat on a green fuzzy blanket
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 16:11:08

A cat can never be held accountable. Therefore a cat must never take the blame. :ablobcatangel:
(This message brought to you by the Council of Cats)

@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-05-28 23:38:31

The note is so that we dont accidentally sit on Stephen
#cat #blanket

A lumpy green blanket on a red couch with a napkin that has “CAT” written on it. Stephen is not visible.
@outer@mas.to
2026-04-26 14:42:58

@…
Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation
Thank you, Li Chen. Your comics are all great! Now it's time to buy your books, etc.
exocomics.com/store

Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com motivation Panel 1 (Robot shaking cat, who sleeps beside his food dish.) Robot: CAT. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. COME ON. Panel 2 (Owner Li Chen is drawing a comic.) Owner: he's very food-motivated Robot: OH. Panel 3 (Robot speaks to cat.) Robot: WALK OR I SHALL CONSUME YOU. (Cat opens eyes wide.) Panel 4 (Owner looks up.) Owner: wait that's not -- (Robot holds leash with one arm, the other up in the air, while cat pulls with vigor--sweating…
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-25 01:45:07

Getting a jump start on #caturday, before I forget.

Single panel comic. Saint Peter is standing at his kiosk in front of the Pearly Gates. The little halo above his head confirms his identity. In front of him a cat is sitting on a cloud. A fireman has climbed to the top of a ladder poking through the cloud, in front of the cat. He is holding out an opened can of cat food. The fireman is saying to the cat, “I don’t know how you got up here, but I’m here to help you down.”
Single panel cartoon. A man is laying alone on a double bed, under covers up to his armpits. His phone is atop a side table at his left. There’s a small lamp atop a side table on the other side of the bed. A cat is sitting on the man’s chest looking at him. The cat is saying, “You’re in my personal space.”
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-29 02:06:11
Content warning: What do you call an AI-designed sex toy?

I don’t care even if the answer is obvious.
Why don’t you tell a loved one today that you love them? Or maybe snuggle your cat. Or make something nice to eat. Or tell someone on the Internet you enjoy their art.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-27 15:02:21

Cat Today.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat with crossed paws.
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-06-25 14:00:31

"Rodent-killing baits threaten small wild cats and other wildlife"
#Animals #Wildlife

Rodent-killing baits threaten small wild cats and other wildlife
Cat kills rodent. Cat eats rodent. Cat is exposed to potentially lethal rodenticides. That scenario is increasingly likely for many small wild cat species across the globe, and yet, only a handful of researchers are investigating this underrecognized conservation issue. Thus far, researchers confirmed that one wild cat population has declined from exposure to these […]

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2026-06-27 11:54:38

My best friend who is always by my side. Happy Caturday! #caturday

My sweet little cat who sits beside me on a cat ledge while I work.
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-05-28 23:32:38

8 hour Quinton video just dropped.
Remembering Grumpy Cat | Fallen Titans
by Quinton Reviews
youtube.com/watch?v=klBhtxbUxqE

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-29 19:30:30

Someone please bring me food, there is a cat asleep on my lap.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-28 07:40:29

I was having a nice dream last night, so the cat woke me up early.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-29 04:48:31

Excuse me, are you aware you're a cat?

Photo of someone holding a microphone up to a long haired cat while it looks at them, questioningly. MRRWW?
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-28 18:49:40

whatchu lookin at silly

my cat stanced up sitting on a box looking very intently at who knows what in my closet
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 00:25:11

He’s finished his three hour nap on the couch in my office, so now he has dragged himself over to have a follow up nap on my lap
Every Day Is #Caturday

Picture of a black cat laying on a pair of Levi clad legs, his eyes are slitted in alllllllmost sleep
@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-29 18:43:09

Bliss. #CatsOfMastodon #cats

A black and white cat having her chin scratched. Her head is tilted back to look right up at the ceiling. Whiskers forward.
@mlawton@mstdn.social
2026-06-28 03:08:44

Finished reading "Dungeon Crawler Carl" by Matt Dinniman.
Earth's surface is demolished overnight and survivors are funneled into a televised alien dungeon crawl. Carl and his ex's cat, Princess Donut, have to play a rigged game — or die trying.
I was tepid on LitRPG as a genre, but I really enjoyed this one. First book in a long series, but I finished wanting more.
4.5/5 ⭐⭐⭐⭐✨

Dungeon Crawler Carl (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1)
The apocalypse will be televised! Welcome to the first …

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-03-29 07:40:33

I decided to try pCloud for a month, as my OneDrive expires in April and apparently, for my current plan, Word, Excel, and Powerpoint have been fused into one glorious app called "Copilot App" (that was the last straw). LibreOffice deserves my yearly donation anyway.
pCloud has an AUR package and the installation is dead simple.
Note: Jottacloud seems great, too. But a colleague considers switching to Linux, and pCloud might be the easier option for him in the future. W…

Testing pCloud by going into the ~/pCloudDrive/My Videos/ and double-clicking a video of scratching my cat behind her ear
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 14:36:30

Keeping a watchful eye on me…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-06-27 16:05:39

Cat #Caturday

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-06-27 15:09:20

#Caturday

Single-panel cartoon. A cat leans seductively against a scratching post wearing a red bustier and black fishnet stockings, holding a whip. Standing next to the cat is a man talking to someone out of the picture, saying, “I think the cat’s in heat again.”
@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2026-05-24 15:57:16

A very tired #cat Too much excitement watching birds and people through the window? 😉
#caturday #catsofmastodon

Napping grey and white cat snuggled up next to a pillow on a couch.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-25 21:32:18

It's been a hard days night and I've been sleeping like a Twig
#CatsOfMastodon

A brown and black tabby cat asleep on a platform of a carpet-covered cat tower. There's a hole in the tower, and his head is resting on the edge of the hole (half in the hole, half out). His body is on the rest of the platform , butt facing outward. See, his name is Twig, and he's like a branch of a cat tree..
@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2026-04-26 23:23:29

Eating a pack of McCoy's salt and vinegar crisps, and it turns out my cat Charley likes the salt and vinegar flavour even more than I do. She's less interested in the potato part. Her brother, Bruce, loves to lick the salt from Pringles. Pet food manufacturers may be missing a trick.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 20:05:25

Meow*
*look into my eyes

Old newspaper or tabloid clipping titled "Trained Cat Hypnotizes Woman" with three black & white photos. The first shows a woman looking at a cat who's on a table next to a rotary phone. The second shows the cat still staring at her, but the woman's head down, showing that she is asleep. The last photo is a close-up of the cat looking at the camera, letting you know you're next...
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-23 22:24:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-04-22 14:37:32

Google Cloud and Wiz debut new AI security agents at Next '26, including Threat Hunting and Detection Engineering agents, to combat automated zero-day exploits (Frederic Lardinois/The New Stack)
thenewstack.io/google-cloud-ca

Google wants AI defense to be as fast as AI offense
Google Cloud and Wiz launched new AI security agents at Next '26 to combat automated zero-day exploits and secure vibe-coded apps across multi-cloud environments.

@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-06-23 07:07:44

Amazing video of a blind passenger during a flight:
Remove #cat before flight
youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ
Read the

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-06-28 11:21:10

Frida Khalo was such a legend. I can't say anything that hasn't already been said, because she is so iconic. But for me, her self determination and control of her own image in the face of her illness and disability is the lesson we could all take from her. #Tate #art

Autorretrato con collar de espinas y colibrí Frida Kahlo - Self-Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird, 1940 In this self-portrait, Kahlo portrays herself wearing her hair in an elaborate braid, adorned with butterfly brooches. On either side are a monkey and a cat. She wears a necklace made of thorns, which pierce her throat. From her necklace hangs a dead hummingbird. Above her head some gossamer blooms look like dragonflies.
Frida Kahlo - Girl with Death Mask, 1938, Oil paint on tin plate In this miniature painting, a young girl wears a skull mask while holding a yellow marigold flower. Both objects are associated with the Day of the Dead, a day in Mexican culture where the dead are celebrated instead of mourned. The tiger mask that lies near the girl's feet is used for traditional celebrations in the state of Guerrero, Mexico. The open landscape, gentle colour palette and the presence of a child contrasts with th…
A rare self portrait of Frida with her hair loose. An inscription below tells us that this is her, aged 37, painted in the mirror.
Self-Portrait (in a Velvet Dress), 1926, Oil paint on canvas This was Kahlo's first self-portrait, painted soon after she was hit by a bus, sustaining serious injuries. She wears a loose bathrobe, with an embroidered collar and plunging neckline. The intimate portrait was intended as a gift for her then boyfriend, and she presents herself as a modern woman who is who is free from social constraints.
@ruari@velocipederider.com
2026-05-23 06:55:57

Since it's #caturday, we put on Monty's favourite show.

A cat staring at a TV screen with a bird and a chipmunk. The cat is waving his tail and is ready to pounce.
@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-06-14 14:30:41

Genetic study reveals extinction risk for unique mangrove-adapted pampas cat news.mongabay.com/2026/06/gene

Genetic study reveals extinction risk for unique mangrove-adapted pampas cat
More than a decade ago, conservationists began working to preserve a unique population of desert pampas cats that has adapted to the mangroves of Peru’s northern coast. This small, isolated population roams the San Pedro de Vice dry mangroves, a Ramsar Site and South America’s southernmost mangrove ecosystem. “This is a very unique population, because […]

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-27 20:02:33

The cat sounds a little horse

Photo of a cat laying down with its head inside of a horse mask.
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-05-22 14:00:19

"War on Iran may threaten conservation of the world’s rarest big cat"
#Iran #Animals #Conservation

War on Iran may threaten conservation of the world's rarest big cat
The world’s most endangered big cat faces an increasingly precarious future as ongoing conflict in Iran disrupts critical conservation efforts.

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-22 18:52:50

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Woman
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
brenf.bandcamp.com/album/doja-
open.spotify.com/track/6Uj1ctr

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-06-18 05:33:18

Deadly cat-killer fungus is spreading across South America: ‘It is just a matter of time’ | The Independent
independent.co.uk/news/science

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2026-05-23 15:28:23

Do it for him ❤️ :queer_cat_trans:

A picture of a Christopher Street Day protest in Hannover, Germany from the 23rd of May 2026 with a person holding a sign that reads “rocky says protect queer rights. statement!” below that is pictured Rocky from Project Hail Mary holding a pride flag.
@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-04-23 18:44:17

RE: mendeddrum.org/@fanf/116450804
I need to get a cat flap. Haven’t had a cat in a dozen years because I can’t take on the obligation… but we’ve got a broad collection of semi-ferals in the neighborhood.

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-05-23 10:06:28

No AI in my Startpage results.
<startpage.com/do/dsearch?query>, for example.
@…

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-04-10 12:17:17

何かに頭を乗せるよね
#chacha_cat #cat

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-04-17 13:19:00

„Replaced“: Cyberpunk-Blues in Pixel-Optik
Ist „Replaced“ mehr als nur eine hübsche Hülle? Der Action-Plattformer vom Studio Sad Cat beeindruckte schon bei der Ankündigung 2021.
heise.de/t…

„Replaced“: Cyberpunk-Blues in Pixel-Optik
Ist „Replaced“ mehr als nur eine hübsche Hülle? Der Action-Plattformer vom Studio Sad Cat beeindruckte schon bei der Ankündigung 2021.

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-24 16:41:37

#shitpost #meme #cat

your brain tricks you into thinking
@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2026-04-25 12:01:30

He wanted early morning cuddles.

Cat being pet
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-28 02:59:41

BTW, if I follow you, follow back is NOT required (as I will definitely dominate up your timeline with boosts and cat posts)
Also, Hide Boosts is an option as well :3

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-25 17:36:43

When you dig a ditch below the window, and poor Lulu 🐱 keeps pacing the trenches, being unable to jump on the window sill.
#cat

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-06-27 01:44:37

what if one of these days when my bedroom door cracks open its not my cat but its just a raccoon

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-06-25 13:00:15

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-27 07:08:37

Tails about to investigate my dad's running bag of garden detritus for the tip. This is our winter seating area which at one point was valuable personal space but which has now been taken over by teenage boys and become a bit of a mess. I'll wave my magic wand and have it nice again by this winter. The vines are going great guns from the sickly plants I brought home from ASDA a couple of years ago.

A white and tabby cat perches on the end of an outdoor sofa, heading down into a large green garden bag.
Two vines climb up a fence, with a wooden shed on the right and logs scattered about. A tree had to come down so we kept the logs.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 05:23:51

rundll32.exe catte.dll.notavirus,#1
#TrustMeBro

Sticker of Rexie cat (aka Catte) "smiling" will their mouth slightly open and eye squinting
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-27 13:18:35

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
13ghosts:
🎵 Cat's Eye
#13ghosts
open.spotify.com/track/4JfmPzi

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-27 17:59:16

`cat signal-desktop-keyring.gpg | sudo tee /usr/share/keyrings/signal-desktop-keyring.gpg > /dev/null`
What's wrong with `sudo mv signal-desktop-keyring.gpg /usr/share/keyrings/` ?

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-29 14:26:48

why wakey when you can do this?

Photo of a cat tucked into a blanket completely while sleeping on a pillow. Max comfort has been achieved in our lifetime!
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-06-25 10:30:52

How risk modelers like Fathom and Verisk are using AI and diffusion models to bypass the limits of physics-based "cat" models to predict natural disasters (Financial Times)
ft.com/content/347a6679-8301-4

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-29 18:39:31

Floor lion

On today's episode of Orange and Jobless Video by yvetteblake_rn shows an orange cat laying on its back on the floor while a robotic vacuum tries to clean on and around them. The kitty meows in protest when the robot keeps bumping into them, but refuses to move from its comfy spot. Fight the system, kitty!
@servelan@newsie.social
2026-06-18 00:22:48

Physicists Created an Entirely New Species of Schrödinger’s Cat
gizmodo.com/physicists-created

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-06-15 15:28:23

O Romeow … cat steals the show during final scene at Romeo and Juliet ballet - video | Cats | The Guardian
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/v

O Romeow … cat steals the show during final scene at Romeo and Juliet ballet - video
A cat decided it was the main character during the final scene of a Romeo and Juliet performance by the Imperial Russian Ballet Company in Izmir, Turkey

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-25 20:08:01

Goofball 😹

Video of someone wearing crocs and holding a sports water bottle looking down at a black cat in the tub who is staring at the bottle. The human slowly starts to point the bottle downward while the kitty's eyes dilate with excitement. They then squirt the bottle around the cat as the cat happily tries to catch the water. It's a silly game this cat seems to absolutely love for sure!
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-06-21 20:50:22

*school nurse looking at crosshatched healing cuts on my forearms* “is…everything ok at home?”
Me: thats from my cat (it was)
icosahedron.website/@halcy/116

halcy​ :icosahedron: (@halcy@icosahedron.website)
If women do indeed love a Cool Scar, then there is nothing you can do to raise your attractiveness more than getting a cat

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-26 09:11:09

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Power:
🎵 Try Me
#NowPlaying #CatPower
open.spotify.com/track/1jyOatt

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-23 14:50:33

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Moonshadow
#CatStevens
thespartan.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/5p3nvmo

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-26 20:09:15

she has entered some sort of trance

my cat staring straight up at the ceiling absolutely enraptured by something
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 19:54:42

Beware of Cat

Video of someone looking at a window with the sign showing a cat head and: WARNING 防犯ネコ 24時間作勤中 24H security system The video then pans to the left where there's an identical looking cat sitting by the window, staring directly at the human filming. The cat moves it's head slightly up as if signaling to the person that it knows... It knows...
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-23 20:46:50

Erie is NOT happy with this turn of events (we're at the vet's office). #CatsOfMastodon

A black cat (she's actually a tuxedo but you can't see any white) inside of a backpack cat carrier. She's at the bottom, facing away from the camera, looking out of black mesh with one ear partially back. Outside of the mesh you see a white bike helmet and round wooden table. She's very sheddy.
@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-26 11:10:35

Pixie is enjoying the sunshine. She's also positioned herself right in front of the back door. Of course. #CatsOfMastodon

A white and black short hair cat lies stretched out on patio slabs in the sunshine. She is cleaning her paws, and her tongue is sticking out.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-27 08:29:41

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MechanicalBreakdown
Hallows:
🎵 Catalyst
#Hallows
hallows.bandcamp.com/track/cat
open.spotify.com/track/3az3fAX

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-22 11:00:13

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-25 02:19:21

Yoink

Video of a cat loafing by some drawings when a human off screen slowly places a treat on the floor in front of them. A cat paw from the hodden orange cat underneath the drawers, however, quickly yoinks the treat while the first kitty just watches
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-20 13:31:29

Rough life…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat
A cat
@smashtie@mas.to
2026-06-26 18:39:40

#totp Pet Shop Boys are modelling the cat come in out of the rain look tonight. Pets.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-26 18:54:17

Introducing the baby to your best friend

An absolutely, ridiculously cute video showing a fluffy orange cat getting comfortable next to doggy (pitt mix?) laying down on a bed with her very young kitty nearby. The momma cat uses the dog as a pillow an reaches out to the kitten, as if introducing them. Cuteness overload!
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-26 07:55:53

The assassination attempt we're all talking about: Twig just snuck up and pounced on Clove while she was half-asleep. She survived, thank god. Violence has no place in cat politics.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-22 18:31:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Cat Power:
🎵 Metal Heart
#CatPower
deathcabforcutie.bandcamp.com/
open.spotify.com/track/0cbhb14
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-19 01:57:22

da bebe is here

my cat sitting on my chest looking unimpressed with the state of things
my cat sitting on my chest, wide-eyed bc my roommate's cat just startled her
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 17:06:03

Cat work is real work

Video of someone monching and running their face on their orange and white cat is just sitting there, calmly staring something off screen. The demeanor of the cat shows that this is probably a daily occurrence. Caption at the top is: It's either this or the streets...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-21 08:55:07

"Cats are the only thing keeping me sane," I say as I tuck myself in my cat blankets and cat pattern bedsheets while wearing my cat print pajamas with cat paw socks :3

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-21 16:29:21

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega
the-daisy-chain.bandcamp.com/t

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-25 13:25:08

RE: toot.cat/@devopscats/116635317
Woke up this morning.
Time to make it everyone's problem!

:elmo_fire:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-27 07:06:09

I was having a vivid dream last night and thought myself, "Wait is this a dream?"
To test if it was a dream or real life, I looked up at the sky to giant cat with 1 head and 2 bodies, looked away then gazed again to notice it now only had ONE body.
That's how I knew it was a dream! :blobcatthinksmart:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-25 10:24:18

Please, I have no more closet space!

When life gives you lemons Tell it to stop, the lemons have created a mental burden beyond repair. I have 73,037 lemons! (Two photos of an overwhelmed looking white & black cat sitting awkwardly one a background of lemon clipart) [Poorly Made Cat Memes]
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 12:01:16

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
King Kong:
🎵 Bad Cat Blues
#KingKong
kingkong.bandcamp.com/track/ba
open.spotify.com/track/5ASbXZy

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 10:37:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Primus:
🎵 Tommy the Cat
#Primus
primusinoakland87.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/0kquzTs

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-26 19:15:05

:duckduckgo: nyan cat lyrics

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-20 12:05:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
The Long Lost:
🎵 Cat Fancy
#TheLongLost
dublab.bandcamp.com/track/the-
open.spotify.com/track/4fOOg4j

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-23 09:14:13

What are they feeding that farm cat?! :mario_flop:

Photo by u/Available-Log3771 of their orange cat loafing inside a fenced in area for a toy farm house set. There is a green sheet for the field, several farm animal toys, and even a mario face down on the barn roof by a ladder.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-26 02:40:00

Meow if you want a snack!

Cute photo of a cat perched and mid meow while semi-loafing in a sunny spot on the armrest of a couch. The sun light perfectly highlights the excitement of the kitty's meow.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-24 20:39:55

Cat pics please :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-21 06:32:08

Farm cat rests where farm cat pleases

Video of a black laying on top of a wooly sheep who is grazing in some grass.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 20:29:30

My prefer pronoun is 🐱, like a stray tabby cat you see from distance. Specifically unknown, and won't matter what you use as the kitty just looks at you.
Not joking.
That being said, I will always respect other people's pronouns and you should too. :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-21 00:18:11

Don't forget to sing to your cat randomly! I heard they love that :3

Photo of a tabby cat laying down, but with wide eyes. As if slightly disturbed at its human's behavior. It's textbook body language for "not this crap again"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-25 06:49:08

yes cats

Photo of a tabby cat laying down on the grass next to a sign that says NO CATS.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-16 15:07:55

Black Cat Facts 🐈‍⬛

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BLACK CATS A black cat's favourite pastimes are shenanigans, antics and hijinks Contrary to popular opinions, black cats are brilliant pets that will guard your home not only from intruders but from supernatural forces as well Black cats are associated with Halloween because they hate Christmas Black cats will eat 17 ghosts per year and don’t even want your thanks [Photo of a cute black cat pinned to the "fact sheet" with a paper clip, dossier style]
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-24 05:08:08

“Love sought from cat is good; but given unsought from cats is better.”
—Abraham Lincoln, 1867

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-20 12:13:53

Aww 😞

Sewing machine for sale picture showing a cute tortie cat next to it. "Sewing Machine–Does not come with Cat $10"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-18 03:02:54

Dear kitty sitter, please watch this instructional video

Caption: How do I explain this to the cat sitter Video by mochiandchedder showing their white & tan cat, Mochi, laying on, its back, paws stretched forward, while their human gives them a karate chop style massage and stretch on the kitty's chest & arms. Top tier kitty servant right there.