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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-11-01 01:35:36

Twig had a terrible accident. #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #halloween2026

A Tabby cat sits on a white rug, patiently waiting for a stupid human to get bored with him. Around his midsection, a toy butcher knife Halloween costume is attached. It is split it two on either side of him, to make it look like the blade of the plastic knife has gone through him.
Same cat, this time next to the rug (and next to a Chewy box) sitting upright. He still has the costume knife on his midsection.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-10-31 08:14:34

My cat and I having a silent autumn moment this morning.
#fensterfreitag #caturday #silentsunday

A view from an old wooden-framed window looking out through a fine mesh screen (such as an insect or shading net) toward a light-colored building courtyard with climbing green vines and foliage.
A dark-furred cat sits on the windowsill gazing wistfully outside at the view from an old wooden-framed window looking out through a fine mesh screen toward a light-colored building courtyard with climbing green vines and foliage.
@heronheart@vivaldi.social
2026-10-01 16:41:34

The Mice are Probing the Houses Defenses
I awoke in the middle of the night to the sound of the cat thundering accross the floor. I assumed he had a case of the zoomies. Next morning I found a dead mouse in front of the bedroom door. "Good Kitty". "Mighty Hunter". Tossed the corpse outside as a warning to all it's relatives. It usually works better if I can get the mouse away from the cat while the mouse is still alive to tell all it's friends and relatives …

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-10-22 06:09:04

テーブルの上に乗ってはいけません
#chacha_cat #cat

猫がテーブルの上に寝そべってくつろいでいる
@davej@dice.camp
2026-10-29 11:17:14

This week's #ThursdayFiveList: given that #ThisIsAlmostHalloween, @… asked we put five spooky tracks in his bag of treats.
1. Lithuania HQ—“Hal…

A fluffy, grey, snub-nosed, round-faced cat sits beside a pumpkin carved to resemble an angry caricature of itself. The cat looks mildly sad and humiliated.

[Unattributed image stolen from some listicle site.]
@ruari@velocipederider.com
2026-10-30 23:30:36

This little paw suddenly appeared

A cat paw sticking out from under a door frame to hold a feathery string.
@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-10-29 20:00:12

glorious 88th to weird american hero peter stampfel! youtube.com/watch?v=1qgVZXwBtSc

laughing Peter Stampfel & serious looking cat
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-10-31 17:30:19

"Who let you in here? How did you get past security??," I demand. Erie just meows.
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

A tuxedo cat on a bed, next to a pillow, looks up past the camera at the person holding it.
@nemorosa@mastodon.nu
2026-10-29 17:25:04

#WordWeavers Oct 29: Which character can take care of your pet for a week? Which would be banned from coming anywhere near it?
Prefrontal Cortex would have feeding schedules, medication records, emergency contacts and a spreadsheet documenting just how many minutes each cat prefers to be scratched behind the ears.
Ventral Striatum would have purchased seventeen new toys and introduce…

@marcus@hachyderm.io
2026-10-02 18:36:18

While stroking a sleeping cat is mostly associated with bond villains in pop culture, I do believe it has strong therapeutic value.

@luca@social.luca.run
2026-10-08 18:01:24

A moment of peace. #cat

A tigered cat lays on the legs and stomach of a person. Their head lays on the stomach and their right paw is stretched out as if they would hold the person. The person wears a shirt with a sun on it and grey jogging pants.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-10-21 14:37:54

Sparks has forgiven me for sneezing and come back in to the room 😄🤧 #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats

A white and tabby cat lies curled up on a grey sofa. His head is upside down.
A white and tabby cat sits grey sofa, leaning into his human's legs. He's looking down and is about ready to doze off.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-10-30 17:30:30

"Growing moon. Angry cat. Feather on the wind. Autumn comes. The grass dies."
#ANightInTheLonesomeOctober

@Luc@dresden.network
2026-10-08 12:52:26

"Wer eine als #Katze verkleidete Person sieht, wird gebeten, Abstand von ihr zu halten und die #Polizei zu informieren."
🙀
via

@alm10965@mastodon.social
2026-10-30 07:28:47

<edit> nee doch nicht mehr
Ist eigentlich die instanz blob.cat permanent down ?

Is the instance blob.cat permanently down?

@luca@social.luca.run
2026-10-16 17:53:10

Favorite time of the day: Cat sleeping on my stomach.

A tigered cat sleeps on my legs, their head lays on my stomach.
@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-09-20 04:15:03

It’s still #Caturday in my time zone

A gray cat with green eyes sits in the loaf position in a box on my kitchen floor
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-10-25 06:48:55

Was it the car? Was it the bookstore in the back?
No, it's #Caturady! with @…

A loafing cat on a black Mercedes' bonnet in a street at night establishing shot.
A loafing cat on a black Mercedes' bonnet in a street at night close-up shot.
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-10-28 19:36:32

Sparked by this post:
toot.cat/@idlestate/1175126089
…a thought that might be accessible and useful to nontechnical folks (maybe):
•All• software has algorithms, just like all foods have ingredients. It matters •which• ingredients. We demand to have at least •some• knowledge of what ingredients are in our food; we should demand the same of software: both the software we use, and the software that others use that affects us.

@curiouscat@fosstodon.org
2026-09-19 13:57:10

#Vaccines Can’t Provide Miraculous Results if We Don’t Take Them
engineering.curiouscatblog.net

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-10-29 10:48:17

$450 for a GeForce RTX 5050? Thank you, Saint Jencen! What would we do without you? Please, sir, my I have some more circle gratification stocks, sir?

A GIF of Sylvester the Cat from Looney Tunes hitting his face against a telephone pole.
@ellie@ellieayla.net
2026-10-11 18:10:31

Soup on the stove. Applecrisp in the oven. Cat on the pillow. Napping. Looks like the right idea.

@vrandecic@mas.to
2026-10-17 18:22:58

Finding him *on* the door was a surprise
#caturday #cat #cats #catsOfMastodon

A chartreuse cat walking on an open door
@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-09-26 18:13:35

Snurre is purring and snoring on my shoulder.
Being a cat is hard work!
#Cats #CatsOfMastodon

@tempus_fuckit@toot.cat
2026-08-24 11:02:27

Hat von euch jemand Erfahrung mit der Nachprüfung des Schwerbehindertengrades bei Autismus und ADHS und möchte diese mit mir teilen?
Ich hatte ursprünglich eine Beratung beim VdK angefragt, bin aber gerade telefonisch sehr unfreundlich darauf hingewiesen worden, dass sie keine Ärzte sind und in dem Schreiben vom Versorgungsamt doch drinstehen würde, was sie von mir wollen; ich solle halt am besten noch mal eine Diagnose stellen lassen (was ja Monate dauert).
Gerne boosten.
Tausend Dank euch allen!
#Autismus
#ADHS
#Schwerbehinderung
#Nachprüfung

@kazys@mastodon.social
2026-10-17 13:24:46

Desert cat on my driveway. #caturday

@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-10-19 19:14:21

“We were looking at it wrong”: The explosive claim that’s 'upended' the AI world
From what I can gather, they just noticed LLMs dig patterns out of bitstreams, not what humans think those bits are about. Hence cars are a type of cat …
technologyreview.com/2026/10/1

@morituri@berlin.social
2026-10-02 23:56:49

Uschi Schnuckelchen ❤️
#Caturday
#Caturdayeveryday #FediCats #Uschi #Caturday #DietmarSchneider #Catstodon #Fotogalerie #Foto #Haustier #Katze #Cat #Katzen #Cats #Photography #Photo #Video #VideoClip #KatzenVideo #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Animals #Berlin #Schlossparkgezwitscher #Digitour

@pre@boing.world
2026-10-29 19:31:29

Arguably the main purpose of the new Steam Machine really is to be the screen and keyboard on the treadmil desk.
Finally, that thing isn't running of the portable games console, and is capable of doing actual work.
Haven't spent much time with Arch or KDE before, let alone this SteamOS variant in particular.
Weird and funny that's it's username is 'deck' and it's hostname is 'steamdeck'
Half an hour at a potentially-keep-it-up-all-day sedate pace.
The work I got done is entirely just configuring this machine though 😆
Here's the bash script I now have which I can copy to a new steam machine, and maybe any Arch / KDE machine, to install Vim and set up keyboard shortcuts so you can move the windows around with ctrl-alt-J and the keys around that on the keyboard. Nine shortcuts for nine sides/corners/center.
#arch #kde #steamos #steamMachine

@unixorn@hachyderm.io
2026-10-09 16:25:49

I laughed so hard the cat left my office in disgust.
#ai

@piger@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 18:06:57

I'd like to ask if selinux ever stopped any serious attack, considering that a lot of times I see "selinux bypass" in an exploit description... but I'm sure that asking that question would trigger the People Hiding In The Bush who would rush to tell me about that time that selinux prevented their nephew from tripping over the cat's tail

@tempus_fuckit@toot.cat
2026-08-13 14:47:49

Es heißt ja immer, Darmstadt sei pleite, was ich wegen des Zustandes der Infrastruktur auch glaube. Was ich daran nicht verstehe: wie kann eine Stadt pleite sein, in der riesige Firmen wie Merck, Evonic, Döhler, Schenck, BauvereinAG und andere sitzen? Ist das wie in Stuttgart, wo z.B. Daimler gerüchterweise kaum Steuern zahlt, weil sie die Stadt mit Wegzug und dem Verlagern von Arbeitsplätzen erpressen sollen?
#Darmstadt
#Steuern
#Pleite
#PleiteKommune
#Merck
#Döhler
#Evonic
#Schenck
#BauvereinAG

@kazys@mastodon.social
2026-10-09 22:05:25

A totally silly use of frontier AI. I had them make a model of my cat, Ajman, and 3D printed it overnight.

@piger@mastodon.social
2026-10-07 18:06:57

I'd like to ask if selinux ever stopped any serious attack, considering that a lot of times I see "selinux bypass" in an exploit description... but I'm sure that asking that question would trigger the People Hiding In The Bush who would rush to tell me about that time that selinux prevented their nephew from tripping over the cat's tail

@tempus_fuckit@toot.cat
2026-08-04 10:41:10

Hier in Seeheim komm der Wind aus Südwest und stinkt übelst nach Biomüll :/ Was könnte da los sein?
#Darmstadt
#Bergstraße
#Gestank
#Biomüll
#Kompost
#SeeheimJugenheim

@morituri@berlin.social
2026-10-20 17:37:42

Uschi: Schmoren auf kleiner Flamme 😊
#Caturdayeveryday #FediCats #Uschi #Caturday #DietmarSchneider #Catstodon #Fotogalerie #Foto #Haustier #Katze #Cat #Katzen #Cats #Photography #Photo #Video #VideoClip #KatzenVideo #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Animals #Berlin #Schlossparkgezwitscher #Digitour

@morituri@berlin.social
2026-10-16 22:04:55

Das Uschi-Foto zum Wochenende... 😻
#Caturday
#Caturdayeveryday #FediCats #Uschi #DietmarSchneider #Catstodon #Fotogalerie #Foto #Haustier #Katze #Cat #Katzen #Cats #Photography #Photo #Video #VideoClip #KatzenVideo #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Animals #Berlin #Schlossparkgezwitscher #Digitour

@morituri@berlin.social
2026-10-11 17:38:47

Eins Glaskugel-Bild ham wer noch 😊
#Stillersonntag #Silentsunday
#Caturdayeveryday #FediCats #Uschi #Caturday #DietmarSchneider #Catstodon #Fotogalerie #Foto #Haustier #Katze #Cat #Katzen #Cats #Photography #Photo #Video #VideoClip #KatzenVideo #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Animals #Berlin #Schlossparkgezwitscher #Digitour #SchwarzWeiss #BlackAndWhite

@morituri@berlin.social
2026-10-10 22:50:35

Glaskugel‑Surrealismus mit Uschi 😊
#Stillersonntag #Silentsunday
#Caturdayeveryday #FediCats #Uschi #Caturday #DietmarSchneider #Catstodon #Fotogalerie #Foto #Haustier #Katze #Cat #Katzen #Cats #Photography #Photo #Video #VideoClip #KatzenVideo #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Animals #Berlin #Schlossparkgezwitscher #Digitour #SchwarzWeiss #BlackAndWhite

@morituri@berlin.social
2026-10-10 22:07:23

Müde Uschi ❤️
#Stillersonntag #Silentsunday
#Caturdayeveryday #FediCats #Uschi #Caturday #DietmarSchneider #Catstodon #Fotogalerie #Foto #Haustier #Katze #Cat #Katzen #Cats #Photography #Photo #Video #VideoClip #KatzenVideo #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Animals #Berlin #Schlossparkgezwitscher #Digitour #Schwarzweiß #BlackAndWhite