2026-08-28 09:46:27
The Largest Study On Cat Diets Ever Is Looking For Participants #AnimalRights
The Largest Study On Cat Diets Ever Is Looking For Participants #AnimalRights
Fake news about Neuralink Blindsight: "Neuralink reports first visual prosthesis implant in a blind domestic cat named Kaya" https://www.teslarati.org/neuralink-first-visual-prosthesis-implant-blind-domestic-cat-kaya Beware that neur…
I know it's not caturday. Still cute.
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon
petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
How to spot a psychopath
"Mitchell built a template of 20 attributes, divided into four clusters, and 25 tactics that would identify a high-functioning persistent predatory personality type. Cluster one includes a need for control; a grandiose sense of self; pathological inner response to challenge; vengefulness; refusal to compromise. Cluster two includes being predatory or exploitative; sadistic and cruel; having a low regard for laws, agreements, social and moral codes; no boundarie…
Pattsun Cat – 9 essays for solo piano in the quiet minutes
https://mimirecords.bandcamp.com/album/9-essays-for-solo-piano-in-the-quiet-minutes
A new concept of government: “pathocracy” and, I suppose, this leads to #pathocrats. Well worth reading, especially the the discussion after the concept of #pathocracy is raised.
How to spot a psychopath: ‘It’s like the difference between a domestic cat and a wild cat’
A new concept of government: “pathocracy” and, I suppose, this leads to #pathocrats. Well worth reading, especially the the discussion after the concept of #pathocracy is raised.
How to spot a psychopath: ‘It’s like the difference between a domestic cat and a wild cat’
A cat wandered into the farm, very affectionate, bit skinny, knows about houses and doors, clearly not a typical stray, and begging for food. We are now at the vet to see if she has a chip (or a dread illness).
I don't need another cat. I can fit another cat, but I don't need one.
“Nobody Asked for a Crab Chair”
https://newmobility.com/nobody-asked-for-a-crab-chair/
There are so many practical failings here that I think an engineer just wanted to build a crab and then thought, hey, put a cushion on its head with a tiny rollbar for my cat!
…
I'm giving an actual Rust university lecture next semester and I can't shake the idea of bringing the obligatory Rust cat ears for the first day.
#RustLang
This #Dreamcast project looks super cool https://bsky.app/profile/eliasdaler.bsky.social/post/3mu6awwwmoc26
I think I finally understand the term “cat burglar”. A cat somehow got into my apartment a few minutes ago. Got a few pets and then walked *me* to the door to let it out. Like it’s done this before.
RE: https://mastodon.ie/@padraig/115989846567709185
And it's banjaxxed again.
I went to get cat food from a cupboard today and I 'twisted' instead of squatting down to get it. Simple simple thing that has been back in shite.
Heatpad on…
Omg quite literally the same exact cat food, guys. Stop fighting over the bowls.
I haven't been posting much lately...
Over the weekend one of our cats had to go do the emergency vet due to crystals blocking his urinary tract. An x-ray then showed kidney stones and he needed surgery.
He's back home recovering, on drugs, not happy about the cone, making a mess of everything, and we're thankful we could save his life.
I mean, we are now broke, in credit card debt, and canceling next years holiday, but, hey... cats! We love 'em!
"the skeleton and the cat" – ein knuffiges #catcontent-bilderbuch, das mir zufällig im münsteraner english book shop von thalia zugelaufen ist. 💀😺😊
"Skeleton lives alone in lonesome bliss. She reads books, drinks tea, and tends to her garden. It's simple and peaceful. Until, one day, a cat knocks on Skeleton's door..."
Of the various usages of digital storage, I wholeheartedly endorse cat photos and videos. Because eventually, for a given cat, there will be a final one.
That time was today for Ricky. Attached photo from a little over a year ago. @… has a lot more from more than just the past two weeks.
The yodeling, the trills when food was on offer, the grooming of our ot…
It seems that Ruh the cat doesn't like doom metal. What should I do?!
Ek seems to be indifferent to it. Lulu appreciates the warmth from the amplifier (I'm using it at a fraction of nominal power, so I'm not worried about overheating).
Dengist Shrödinger be like: it doesn't matter if the cat is white or black, until I open the box
Speaking With Confidence With Cat Matson: Communication Coaching For Humble Leaders
This show is for humble leaders - public servants, corporate hippies and business owners - who want to speak up and be heard without sounding pushy or arrogant...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.
Sometimes Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 needs to stretch out and be Long Cat.
#Caturday #cats #CatsOfMastodon
It seems Pixie misunderstood when we told her it was a raised bed. #Caturday
Ad people be like: "Let's add some sound to our app ads, surely it'll generate more downloads!"
My actual reaction: "Shut the fuck up. Fuck you, your app, your whole family and your cat."
(cat people be like: "HEY! leave the cat out of this!")
Liv, who I've photographed before, made it out to Dio Day from Othaca wearing (I think) cat ears
#photo #photography #kemolife
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Cat Stevens:
🎵 If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out
#CatStevens
https://nostrilsaurus.bandcamp.com/track/if-you-want-to-sing-out-cat-stevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/340t55txxJWQmTFK7wARZh
A fun and useful shell trick: you can, effectively, pipe things from a remote computer into your local clipboard.
Context: you're ssh'ed into a remote computer. Locally, you could pipe stuff to xclip or wl-copy or pbcopy to put it in your OS clipboard -- but that won't work in ssh.
If your terminal supports OSC 52 (it probably does), here's a way to get that to work over ssh or mosh:
cat - | base64 -w0 | { printf '\e]52;c;' ; cat - ; printf '\a&…
me: "I have plans"
Twig [the cat]: "The hell you do!" *falls asleep in my lap*
#FotoDerWoche mit Beeren und einer Katze.
https://blog.till-westermayer.de/2026/07/photo-of-the-week-cat-and-berries/
All in all, a nice, laidback selection for #MondayRandom10. Just the thing I needed today.
1. Weedruid—"Tod durch Gras"
2. MC Skat Kat and the Stray Mob—"I Ain't No Kitty"
3. Subcarpați—"2000 de km"
4. The Cat Empire—"The Wine Song"
5. Nine Inch Nails—"12 Ghosts II"
6. Abanamat—"Voidgazer"
7. Ada…
Trump dined with the Anthropic CEO who called for AI slowdown (Cat Zakrzewski/Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/09/28/trump-dined-with-anthropic-ceo-who-called-ai-slowdown/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260928/p27#a260928p27
petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
#Caturday as it should be.
This is most worrying: https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/environment/1520107/dolphin-found-dead-on-invercargill-beach-died-from-toxoplasmosis the idea that cat-dependent parasites can wash into coastal waters and infect our rarest…
🇺🇦 Auf #radioeins läuft...
Harry Chapin:
🎵 Cat's in the cradle
#NowPlaying #HarryChapin
https://open.spotify.com/track/2QobflW4nTEeWZpfocrBQN
Happy #caturday Ran across this cat sitting on top of a mailbox on a walk. It very much enjoyed the head scratching.
#catsofmastodon #cat
"From the moment I was born, I was ordered to listen. Now there's a way, and I know, that I have to go away."
"How can try to explain? When I do he turns away, again."
"If they were right, I'd agree, but it's them they know, not me."
--Cat Stevens, lyrics from "Father and Son", from the album "Tea for the Tillerman", 1970
#Music
Bugger. Up before the crack of dawn, got dressed and headed off to the leisure centre for a pre-work swim. Only to find a notice on the door "Due to a shortage of lifeguards the pool is closed until this afternoon".
By the time I'm back home it's not worth going back to bed, but it's too early to start the usual getting-ready-for-work routine. So I'll just have to sit here with a cup of tea and the cat on my lap, browsing Fedi. Could be worse I suppose.
The lazer cat encounter.
#catsofmasdon #caturday
"A Purr-fect Library Program: From Seven Cats to 1,800 Votes"
https://uncommonwealth.lva.virginia.gov/blog/2026/07/13/a-purr-fect-library-program/
"What happens when a group of cat-loving librarians starts wishing for a libra…
Remember, a cat has the same 24 hours in the day that you do, and they still manage to sleep 18 of those hours!
So many cat photos and I barely have reception, and can't see them!
Being a product tester is a tough job :neocat_cry:
#CatsWithJobs
Ruh had her teeth removed a long time ago, and she had no issues since.
Ek had most of his teeth removed recently, and he's likely to suffer periodic gum issues according to the vet.
Lulu is going to have her teeth removed soon.
Genetics…
14yo: "I want a tortoiseshell cat or a ginger cat."
me: "I want fewer* cats."
14yo: "You're just a hater!"
me: "I'm just a litterbox cleaner."
* we currently have 4
petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
RE: https://toot.cat/@anglemaece/116953577381824947
Paparazzi snapping pics of @… again 📸
If you need to remove a bottle cap from a bottle but all you have handy is another bottle cap will it work to remove the bottle cap from the bottle?
Yes. But... it may be messy.
(This toot brought to you by a person who had a cat sitting on them but forgot to grab a bottle opener before they sat down.)
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 The Moon
#CatPower
https://catpower.bandcamp.com/track/the-moon
https://open.spotify.com/track/108WYctcaX1PWLyQuzP6gF
petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad ![]()
Condensation below portable AC shouldn't be surprising.
However, if it appears suddenly after you haven't used it for a month, it can raise some eyebrows. Especially if it smells like cat urine.
Cat and its person at Brooktondale Porchfest
#photo #photography #foxography #portrait
RE: https://mastodon.social/@EricIndiana/117156205092755042
White cat floating above a void.
Twig went to the vet today and got a bunch of shots, but after squeeze-ups... All is forgiven. #CatsOfMastodon
Me holding Clove up over my head as I sing to her, and she responds with what I'm 100% certain is the equivalent of "fuuuuuuuck you" in cat meows.
🎶 Clove lift us up where we belonnnnnnggggg, where the eagles cry on a mountain hiiiiiiiiigh 🎶
Just paid €399 on a cat themed limousine rental and found out the fee doesn't include a driver.
Spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
"So you're telling me that this spoiled take-out rice *really* sparks joy?", he meowed at me, and I had to admit that he had a point. #CatsOfMastodon #FridgeCat
You can simulate playing string with a cat by moving the string all over the house and occasionally stabbing your hand with a thumbtack
I look downstairs and they're staring at me like I caught them misbehaving. #CatsOfMastodon
You 🫵
RE: https://mastodon.social/@ninlyricbot/117173737343409605
Cat with the 3am zoomies