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@jake4480@c.im
2026-03-12 14:50:41

David Bowie’s single 'Cat People (Putting Out Fire)' came out this week in 1982 for the horror movie 'Cat People'. And I highly recommend seeing this ridiculous flick, as I did recently 😹
#Bowie

The cover for Bowie's single 'Cat People' from the 1982 movie of same name, with the cat lady in question pictured.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-04-13 11:57:35

Aquesta matinada, entre les 00:30 i les dues i remitjó dol matinada, hi ha hagut una apagada elèctrica generalitzada a #Valls.
Aquest matí, guaitava les notícies locals i les xarxes socials i nulú estŠ parlant ni tan sols mencionant el tema.
Què passa? És tan normal que el sistema elèctric de Valls es caigui quan merament cauen quatre gotes que ja ho considerem normal?

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-13 02:42:02

ohhh look who just woke up and came to say hi

my very groggy looking cat sitting on my chest looking at me
my cat is half awake sitting on my chest
my cat snuggling up under my chin
my cat giving me a lil hug
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-12 10:19:01

It's called fashion, sweetie 💅

Four photos in slightly different poses of a black cat's back paw wearing a doll-sized high heal shoe. The first picture has the kitty peaking back while being held by the human wearing black polka dot pants, and the last one shows the fashionable peet in a stiletto like the cat is standing in it.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-11 22:14:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Muddy Waters:
🎵 Tom Cat
#MuddyWaters
daybreakers.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/1UHa7ag

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-12 06:10:41

RE: mastodont.cat/@ebrum/116559999
bahahaha

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-04-10 12:17:17

何かに頭を乗せるよね
#chacha_cat #cat

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-11 14:50:37

#caturday

Single-panel comic. An elderly woman is sitting in an easy chair with a cat on her lap. She appears to be petting the cat. On the floor beside her is a basket with knitting in it. On the other side of the chair is a table with a lamp. The cat is saying, “Remember that time you told me to fetch? We all had a good laugh.”
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-12 01:07:07

she has come to oversee my progress on coral island

my cat sitting on my chest looking directly at the camera
my cat sitting on my chest putting a paw on my chin
my cat completely sprawled out with her head tucked into my chin and a leg between my boobs
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-03-12 15:45:07

Cursed concept: CAT cafe.
Grab a cup of coffee, sit down on a couch, and enjoy the warmth coming off the radiator of the D9 idling next to you.
Take a 301.7cr for a spin around the parking lot while waiting for your sandwich.

@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-04-11 11:07:36

Happy hair snap clip cat is happy. 😽
#photography #everydayobjects

A close-up, top-down photograph of a single, worn pink metal hair snap clip resting on a light-colored wooden surface. The clip has a decorative, wavy scalloped edge. On the left end, there is a small, slightly off-center illustration of a smiling white cartoon cat face. The paint on the clip and the cat graphic is chipped and distressed, and the metal is visibly worn along the edges. The clip is oriented horizontally, with the closed snap mechanism and a tiny hole visible on the right end. The…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-13 18:12:21

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-05-12 11:51:30

校庭カメラガール - Ghost Cat [FULL ALBUM]

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-12 02:21:29

Alfred Hitchcock's got nothing on this video of a cat desperately trying to get back to his friends.
#suspense #cats

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-04-11 15:14:46

Happy post-Artemis #Caturday

Brown tuxedo cat laying on grass in front of nasturtiums looking towards camera
Brown tuxedo cat laying on grass in front of nasturtiums looking towards camera
@smashtie@mas.to
2026-03-12 16:28:27

I've just been made aware that in Japan they have newspapers all about #cats !! Why don't we have these here?
#catsofmastodon

Front of a newspaper in Japanese, featuring a white cat with blue and green eyes.
@cobordism@berlin.social
2026-05-13 12:41:34

I'm stuck between a cat and a soft place.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 22:15:45

Cat levels are steady

@tempus_fuckit@toot.cat
2026-02-13 16:01:28

Weniger #StarWars , mehr #StarTrek !

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-05-11 12:52:07

And this is why I leash my cat when I go to the deck

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-05-09 18:49:59

The life of a cat exhibition star 😼
#Sofia #Bulgaria #InternationalCatExhibition2026

A grumpy orange cat, behind bars, trying to get some shut-eye in its kitty bed at the International Cat Exhibition 2026 at Inter Expo Center in Sofia, Bulgaria
@johnleonard@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 12:28:01

The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring damages claim on behalf of around 38.5 million UK iPhone and iPad users.

UK tribunal greenlights £3bn claim against Apple iCloud
The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring ...

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-03-10 12:39:08

Our brainy cat, Tails, seems to have house trained herself. They've been spending increasing amounts of time outside but as their Petflap hasn't gone in yet it means leaving doors open, which is a bit brisk atm, and getting them back in if we go out, which I *was* expecting to do. Anyway, got them in then a bit later Tails starts yowling to go out. I thought it was just for fun so didn't let her go as I may yet need to go out* and moments later heard

Tails the genius cat who would rather crap en plein air than in a box of wood chippings 👏
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-04-10 03:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-12 00:27:11

children I am deeply sorry for the war crime I'm about to commit (getting up because I really need to pee)

my cat and my roommates cat curled up peacefully napping on my bed
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-03-11 16:44:28

In other news, #atlas was being peak-cat this morning while I was trying to quickly eat breakfast. 😂
#catsOfMastodon #catsodon

@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2026-04-06 23:21:33

I have now chanced upon the latest big thread that people have been subtooting about for the last day or so. It has made my life no better than before I read it.
Here's a picture of Charley cat sitting on a chair that she has recently decided she likes. She always makes my life better.
#subtoot #cat

White and black cat (cow-markings) sitting on a green chair (maybe looks blue in the photo). The chair is curved, which is great for cats to snuggle into. She was snuggled just before this photo was taken, but is sitting up now pondering whether to get up (she does).
@jake4480@c.im
2026-04-12 02:57:11

It's #Caturday? I wasn't aware

Cubone (our male tuxedo cat) and me. His face is fairly close to mine. 😂
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-09 18:01:19

Lulu.
#cat #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

@simoncox@seocommunity.social
2026-04-11 16:03:40

#seo joke...

Unhappy woman on left lanel saying But you changed Looker Studio back to Data Studio. Smug cat on right says: Nope it stays as Search Console
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-12 23:04:29

Fine Art 🧐

Lenticular printing of a black cat moving its head while excitedly trying to catch a string from inside its box. The perfect print to highlight the grace and finesse of the void kitty in action* *it looks like a goofy little goober as its head, eyes, and mouth are all over the place. Truly majestic!
@mariyadelano@hachyderm.io
2026-05-08 13:56:13

Meet Vivi, our second #cat who we adopted last Sunday.
She likes sausage.
#catsOfMastodon #cats

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-12 00:21:12

children I am deeply sorry for the war crime I'm about to commit (getting up because I really need to pee)

my cat and my roommates cat curled up peacefully napping on my bed
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-07 05:22:52

#Caturday

Four-panel comic. Off the Mark, by Mark Parisian. 2002. Each panel is identical except for the text. Rapunzel’s Tower scenario, but with cats. Panel 1: A cat on the ground says, “Rapunzel, let down your hair!” Panel 2: a cat up in the tower, hanging out the window, makes a coughing noise, “CHKK!” Panel 3: cat in the tower goes HACK! And coughs out a hairball to the ground below. Panel 4: cat on the ground asks, “Feel better?” Cat in the tower says, “Yeah!” Commentary: yeah, it’s not very funny…
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:31:12

More cat shenanigans…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat being rubbed.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 02:18:05

Stolen to add #AltText. piefed.social/c/politicalcompa

A “Political Compass”-style dual-axis graph of political positions. The y-axis (vertical) is Authoritarian (at the top) vs Libertarian (at the bottom; the x-axis (horizontal) is Economic Left vs Economic Right. In each quadrant is an image of a cat. The top left (Authoritarian/Economic Left) shows a cat sitting in a cardboard tank—as in the armoured fighting vehicle. The top right (Authoritarian/Economic Right) shows an anthropomorphic cat in Tudor-style puffed robes. The bottom right (Libe…
@nico@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-05-09 13:48:09

Alfred sur les serviettes
#Caturday #catsofmastodon

Un chat curieux jette un coup d'œil derrière des serviettes jaunes et roses, avec une structure en bois en arrière-plan. Le chat a de grands yeux brillants et un pelage tabby. A curious cat peeks out from behind yellow and pink towels, with a wooden structure in the background. The cat has large, bright eyes and a tabby coat.
@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-04-11 03:00:43

Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 helping me grade a competition problem

The 2026 Indiana college mathematics competition problems were prepared by faculty members at the host institution
@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-05-06 20:15:21

What a cool #DIY project for a #cat feeder:
a Secret Painting Door
youtube.com/watch?v=XOZR2RFAObg…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 11:27:40

Rorschach test — what do you see?

Photo of a cat's laying half under a mirror with its head and part of its back hidden. The legs and tail of the kitty are reflected in the mirror making it look like an alien critter or a tired sleep paralysis demon of sorts. Biblically accurate purring.
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-05-10 17:37:28

And now for my annual wondering why our little cat who runs like hell from BOTH of our vacuum cleaners, but will walk right by me when I’m weed whacking or mowing with the electric mower, both of which are way bigger threats to him than the vacuums
Cats, man. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 15:26:52

Caturday special edition: Cat Person (Cat-Person?) holds sign at No Kings last #caturday Meow!
#photo #photography #cats

Woman with cat ear headband and mirror shades holds sign that say "Born to pet cats, forced to fight fascists"
@ripienaar@devco.social
2026-04-10 08:17:06

I really dont understand the infatuation people have with this 'task' command, the UX is so so poor.
$ task -l
* build-bundles: Build testing bundles
$ cat taskfile.yaml | yq '.tasks|keys'
- b
- fast-bench
- bench
- bench-graph
....28 more
Ridiculous

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 20:00:56

Which one is the neck pillow, and which one is the cat? #CatsOfMastodon #Erie

On a bed, on a pair of jeans, a black neck pillow and a black cat next to each other. They're about the same size and look very similar, including how the neck pillow has a purple & white tag at 5-o-clock, and Erie (the cat) has a little white tuft and white whiskers around the same position.
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-09 23:47:41

Tired of AI generated videos? Here's one real dog owners know is real, cuz no matter how big or small, how misbehaved or well-trained, Lord knows... WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. 😝
#Squirrel #Cat #Zoomies

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 21:24:29

Next on How It's Made — Kitty Loaf

Photo of a fluffy black and white cat looking down while being a cozy loaf on a glass table. The picture, taken from below, shows the kitty's paws all tucked in with the back feet and toe beans squished in the fur.
@darkrat@chaosfurs.social
2026-04-10 11:17:50

rat.
📸 #fursuitfriday
#fursuit

Fursuiters walking out of a building. A grey rat in front, behind it an orange cat holding a croissant. Some more fursuits in the background
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-06 19:02:35

#oc #shitpost #meme

A black cat with red hair wearing a red shirt that says "blood" with the caption "Blood Edge the Cat, Cool Cat's edgy brother.
@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-05-09 14:07:12

One thing that really annoys me as a cyclist and as a walker is, when a cyclist approaches from behind and trys to pass..
Next to a street with traffic,
with wind,
with a voice volume that's more like a shy cat.
And THEN getting angry if I don't give the space to pass!
Guys, you - are - NOT - audible!! And I have really good hearing!!
Either
- shout as if it's about your life or
- buy a simple bell (magic!)
- live with the fact t…

@outer@mas.to
2026-04-26 14:42:58

@…
Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation
Thank you, Li Chen. Your comics are all great! Now it's time to buy your books, etc.
exocomics.com/store

Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com motivation Panel 1 (Robot shaking cat, who sleeps beside his food dish.) Robot: CAT. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. COME ON. Panel 2 (Owner Li Chen is drawing a comic.) Owner: he's very food-motivated Robot: OH. Panel 3 (Robot speaks to cat.) Robot: WALK OR I SHALL CONSUME YOU. (Cat opens eyes wide.) Panel 4 (Owner looks up.) Owner: wait that's not -- (Robot holds leash with one arm, the other up in the air, while cat pulls with vigor--sweating…
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front. The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-13 13:08:11

What do you mean sleeping and eating are not real hobbies?

Photo of the face of a chunky orange cat looking slightly to the right of the screen while a question mark is above its head.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-04-11 17:29:00

Sparky got interrupted while having a wash and sat like this, leg stuck up in the air, for quite a while, love him. #caturday

A tabby and white cat sitting a grey sofa, leaning against a human leg in blue which is photographed from a really unflattering angle I promise, with his left leg waving in the air for no good reason.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-12 04:19:58

:neocat_thief:

Chopstick thief caught in the act Photo of a black cat walking away from the camera while looking back and holding chopsticks in its mouth.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-03 13:40:17

1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 13:12:23

You can’t train a cat…

A two part meme: the left side depicts people waiting for a train to come out of the tunnel and into the station. The right reveals a cat outside of the train tunnel.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-08 20:35:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Peter Cat Recording Co.:
🎵 Memory Box
#PeterCatRecordingCo
mesiebelmont.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/6C5xm2r

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-12 01:47:27

Cats are liquid, specifically, a ferrofluid

Reverse video of a lady walking down the stairs as an orange and white cat slides down one step at a time. Because the video is backwards, it makes it look like the kitty is being dragged along by its butt each time the person takes a step backwards.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-03-03 20:48:02

Si de sobte, d'un dia per l'altre i sense previ avís, en Donald Trump, en Netanyahu d'Israel i en Putin i suns respectius governs desapareguessin per complert i sense deixar cap mena de rastre; moltes dols guerres, dels conflictes i les tensions geopolítiques internacionals d'aquest món d'avui-dia s'acabarien en un no-res.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 09:21:11

Logging on... :3

Ralph from the Simpson's typing the word CAT into a Coleco computer showing a picture of a red cat.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-03 22:04:19

Stolen to add #AltText. mstdn.social/@GeriAQuin/116342

A black-and-white tuxedo cat, looking somewhat less than impressed and gazing directly at the viewer, sits in front of a landscape-aspected painting, perhaps half again wider than it is tall. Though its proportions are closer to those of a cow,—albeit exaggerated to use as much space as possible—the markings on the tuxedo cat that fills the rectangular canvas indicate that it’s a portrait of the otherwise normal cat that now sits before it. Caption: “I don’t know who did this. But I do have a …
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-08 07:01:16

I adjusted my position on the bed ever so slightly and she became sabotabby

my cat doing the cat thing where they arch their back up real high and look like a Halloween decoration
sabotabby, a symbol of anarchosyndicalism, which is a black cat doing the arched back cat screaming thing in front of a red circle
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-11 14:01:13

Running with the herd

So to have a chunky orange & white cat laying down its side on top of a kitchen mat showing several horses running. The kitty is lined up with the angle of the horses make it look like a giant cat is galloping along next to them.
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 01:14:33

Everybody likes scritches #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat getting his head rubbed
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-25 01:45:07

Getting a jump start on #caturday, before I forget.

Single panel comic. Saint Peter is standing at his kiosk in front of the Pearly Gates. The little halo above his head confirms his identity. In front of him a cat is sitting on a cloud. A fireman has climbed to the top of a ladder poking through the cloud, in front of the cat. He is holding out an opened can of cat food. The fireman is saying to the cat, “I don’t know how you got up here, but I’m here to help you down.”
Single panel cartoon. A man is laying alone on a double bed, under covers up to his armpits. His phone is atop a side table at his left. There’s a small lamp atop a side table on the other side of the bed. A cat is sitting on the man’s chest looking at him. The cat is saying, “You’re in my personal space.”
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-10 02:03:50

Twig literally pulled out the packing paper so that he had space to sit inside the box. Which is still full of the items that we ordered, btw. #CatsOfMastodon

Two cardboard boxes on a wooden floor. One of the boxes has a cardboard divider; one half of the divider is full of crumpled brown paper, the other side has a tabby cat looking towards the viewer. He looks alert and happy, ears forward, though he's only visible from the chest up. In front of the box is more crumpled brown (perforated) paper that he pulled out of the box.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-06 16:39:31

Lulu the #cat is lying on my mattress. I lie next to her. I gesticulate to her to climb on my chest, so I would get more space. She looks at me like I was some moron. In the meantime, Ruh notices the gesture and jumps on my chest.
Situation: I'm lying on half of the mattress. On one side, Lulu is stretching next to me and pushing me down. On the other, Ruh is lying on my chest, counterweighing me to the floor. I push my elbow against the bedside table not to fall.
But miraculously, they don't fight, so I ensure. Lulu started washing Ruh, and Ruh doesn't mind. I'm flabbergasted.
To the moment when Ruh suddenly starts sliding down, so she pushes all her claws into my chest. I shriek painfully, and both cats run away.
#LifeWithCats

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-04-10 08:46:11

#3GoodThings
1. Look at my baby sun dews! So cute! 🌱
2. We saw a hedgehog in the driveway last night 🦔
3. I have a purring cat on my lap 🐈

Tiny sun dew seedlings in a pot, surrounded by a plastic bag that they've been incubating in over winter.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 14:55:51

Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-09 21:11:40

Using a gigantic cat as a bed would do wonders for my anxiety.
🎨by monokubo

Drawing by monokubo (13033303) of someone in a work or school outfit and a skirt lying facedown on the back of a humongous white cat. The gigantic kitty is laying face down in the sand near a beach, and is pouring over a sea wall like the liquid cats are.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 17:42:31

The PlayStation Can Produce Mind-Boggling Effects :wow_miku:

Photo of an orange cat looking at the viewer while sticking its head out of a hole on the bottom of a sideways paper bag. The kitty's tail can also be seen, but the way the paper bag is folded and with the color being close to the color of the cat, it makes the fuzzy goofball look like a low poly 3D rendering.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-09 03:22:32

can I have my leg back please

my cat is very politely standing directly on my leg
my cat with her front paws pressed into my leg looking straight at me
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 09:45:01

Even the absence of all light enjoys a good nap :3

Photo of a black cat sleeping while curled up in a ball on a fluffy comforter folded on a bed. For max comfort, the void kitty absorbs all nearby light and heat while occasionally emitting Pawking Radiation in the form of purrs.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound I could lift you up I could show you what you wanna see And take you where you wanna be You could be my luck Even if the sky is falling down I know that I'll be safe and sound Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-07 23:08:31

my skrunkly child

my cat curled up looking like a lil ragamuffin
my cat contorted on my bed with one crazy eye open
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 00:56:46

RE: xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/11620778
If I had a cat for every item on my "read later" list, I would be smothered in my sleep. :3

This is Fine meme redrawing by like_murka, but instead of fire everywhere, it's cats.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:00:20

Ethel (OIIA Spinning Cat) cosplay

Video of a tabby cat that's caught its own tail and is slowly moving in a circle clockwise, like in the OIIA Spinning Cat memes.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 23:44:28

Completely normal search history
:duckduckgo: cat computer
:duckduckgo: catputer
:duckduckgo: hello kitty hackerbox
:duckduckgo: meowter space cat
:duckduckgo: cat chipi chipi chapa

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 01:48:40

This is how the landing gear is stored during flight.

Photo from underneath a glass table of a fluffy cat with all paws and tail tucked in what scientists (cat fans) call THE LOAF. The front paws curve back toward the fluff core (belly) while the back ones make a 'V' shape.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-10 01:58:57

:neocat_knife:

Chunky orange cat with airplane ears and a toggle enabled above it's head labeled "Violence"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:21:47

Orange cat vs stink bug

Video of an orange cat seeing a stink bug by a window and then deciding to sniff it. Sniffing the little sticker causes the kitty to gag and recoil, but their curiosity does not subside. They carefully lift their paw to touch it, flinch even before that reach, then decide to not touchy the buggy. In the end, they just stare at it and wonder.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-06 07:17:18

^-^

Cover art for Joy Division's album, Unknown Pleasures, that original showed a data plot of signals from a radio pulsar, except it shows cat heads in the signal part as is captioned: Cat Division Furry Pleasures
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 16:59:28

How does this cat keep winning? 😭

Photo of a cat in a rec room on top of a pinp pong table where someone has poker chips and cards layed out. The cat's paws are on top of four Ace cards as it stares at the camera in triumph. Kitty cleared me out of catnip... again!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-09 05:21:21

Fear will keep the local puppers in line :neocat_evil:

Photo of a black cat with slight airplane ears holding a sign that says: I beat up the dog, now every time he sees me he cries for help. All the dogs in the neighborhood are scared of me.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 20:17:21

Cuteness singularity

Put it with a black cat sitting in a wire basket while looking straight up, making the kitty look like it is bending spacetime.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 08:31:55

@… Orange Dreams

Photo of an orange cat sleeping in its cat bed on its back while its front paws dangle in the air at a 90 degree angle
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 03:05:40

RE: infosec.exchange/@chillybot/11
Indicators of Cat

Photo of a fluffy cat looking at the camera with a CAT label sitting on its head. When you have a labeler, everything needs a label!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-09 12:10:23

Practice makes perfect :3

Video showing a cooking TV show with someone kneading bread dough, then the camera pans over to a cat making biscuits on a blanket while watching that cooking show.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-09 08:28:06

OwO *sniffs you*

Video of two cats sniffing down a cardboard tunnel towards the viewer. The tunnel is just big enough for a cat's head, so they take turns smelling you. They know what you are...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 08:59:45

Tired but your housemate is in the way? No problem!
Just use them as a pillow.

Photo of two cats on a blanket on top of a chair near a table. One cat is sitting while looking at the viewer, while the other is laying down like a loaf of bread and using the first cat as a pillow. Face smushing? The sleepy doesn't care.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-07 22:20:07

CMOS stands for cat meme–OwO–semiconductor

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 19:54:42

Beware of Cat

Video of someone looking at a window with the sign showing a cat head and: WARNING 防犯ネコ 24時間作勤中 24H security system The video then pans to the left where there's an identical looking cat sitting by the window, staring directly at the human filming. The cat moves it's head slightly up as if signaling to the person that it knows... It knows...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 15:37:36

:bunny:

Photo of a white & orange bunny and a white & orange cat playing on a sofa / love seat. The cat is laying on its back as the bunny is jumping in the air making it look like it's hovering ominously above the kitty. I've added white action lines around the bunny for maximum dramatic effect.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 18:06:16

:blobcatscience: I recommend increasing your daily cat dosage :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 04:11:10

We are only 18 months away from building the ultimate cat.
The SuperOrange! :neocat_owo_blep:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 22:20:26

:blocky_white_cursor:⁠:neocat_floof_reach:

Video of an orange cat trying to catch and eat a cursor moving on a laptop screen right next to them. Must eat the pointer thingy!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 21:11:56

Meow you see me, meow you don't

Two panel comic by cat-zy about their cat. First panel is labeled "What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding", and shows an orange cat in a mask acting like a ninja. Second panel is labeled "What he actually looks like", and shows a very visible and fluffy cat sitting behind a table leg, hiding only its nose.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 19:41:19

Babi

Photo of a sleeping rescue cat with a clipped ear all scrunched up and tucked in on a bed. It's a level of comfy not often seen outside the womb.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-03 02:03:33

Ban slanted laptop stands! :angery:
#Caterday

Video of a calico cat trying to lay down on the top of a laptop keyboard and failing because the laptop stand is slanted. Eventually the cat tries to smack stuff underneath it for revenge.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 04:25:33

You know who WON'T lose an hour of sleep?
Cats

Photo of a kitty wearing a cone snuggled up to an orange & white cat sleeping on a bed with a purple blanket