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@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 02:01:19

Our cat needed some activities to keep him busy so he doesn't destroy the house. My partner bought a puzzle then I realized there are plenty of 3D models of cat toy puzzles as well.
rasterweb.net/raster/2026/01/3

Cat Treat Puzzles
Keep the asshole cat busy...

@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 02:18:05

Stolen to add #AltText. piefed.social/c/politicalcompa

A “Political Compass”-style dual-axis graph of political positions. The y-axis (vertical) is Authoritarian (at the top) vs Libertarian (at the bottom; the x-axis (horizontal) is Economic Left vs Economic Right. In each quadrant is an image of a cat. The top left (Authoritarian/Economic Left) shows a cat sitting in a cardboard tank—as in the armoured fighting vehicle. The top right (Authoritarian/Economic Right) shows an anthropomorphic cat in Tudor-style puffed robes. The bottom right (Libe…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-03 13:40:17

1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-03 23:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-03-03 20:48:02

Si de sobte, d'un dia per l'altre i sense previ avís, en Donald Trump, en Netanyahu d'Israel i en Putin i suns respectius governs desapareguessin per complert i sense deixar cap mena de rastre; moltes dols guerres, dels conflictes i les tensions geopolítiques internacionals d'aquest món d'avui-dia s'acabarien en un no-res.

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 17:44:24

Warm February in Pasadena. Very hard on the #Caturday cat. Look how he suffers.

Brown tuxedo cat laying outside amongst roses & green grass, with a white picket fence and a palm tree in the background
Brown tuxedo cat laying outside amongst roses & green grass
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front. The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-02 14:48:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 11:59:53

Touchy da fishy

Video of a fluffy cat laying down next to a pond with several large koi fish in it. First part of the video has the cat looking at something else while its paw touches the water. A koi comes to investigate hoping for food, and the kitty and fishy kiss. Second part shows the cat in a wooden walkway next to the water, and the cat gently booping a passing koi. Last part shows how the cat frequently visits and lays down at the edge of the water to watch the big fish.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-04 02:29:22

Twig wants to know if this carrier makes his butt look big. #CatsOfMastodon

A tabby cat sitting inside of a camo backpack cat carrier. He is looking out to the right side but still partially facing the camera. There is black mesh covering part of his body, but the top is open as well as an additional entrance on the bottom. His butt is sticking out of the bottom entrance.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-02-02 21:56:27

Avui, dia de la Candelera, ha plogut per la tarda pero s'ha aguantat pel matí.
La pobra Candelera estŠ confusa pel que sembla... xD

@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-03 22:04:19

Stolen to add #AltText. mstdn.social/@GeriAQuin/116342

A black-and-white tuxedo cat, looking somewhat less than impressed and gazing directly at the viewer, sits in front of a landscape-aspected painting, perhaps half again wider than it is tall. Though its proportions are closer to those of a cow,—albeit exaggerated to use as much space as possible—the markings on the tuxedo cat that fills the rectangular canvas indicate that it’s a portrait of the otherwise normal cat that now sits before it. Caption: “I don’t know who did this. But I do have a …
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 17:31:43

There’s a cat on my sweatshirt, which can mean only one thing… I need to wear a different sweatshirt today.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat on a sweatshirt.
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-01-04 01:25:37

Cat looks askance at this Saturday #Caturday

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 01:25:37

Cat looks askance at this Saturday #Caturday

Brown tuxedo cat looking with suspicion at the camera
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 16:59:28

How does this cat keep winning? 😭

Photo of a cat in a rec room on top of a pinp pong table where someone has poker chips and cards layed out. The cat's paws are on top of four Ace cards as it stares at the camera in triumph. Kitty cleared me out of catnip... again!
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-03-03 23:16:47

Brought home some #espresso beans. Pulled a shot on a Bambino Plus with default settings, then made a cappuccino on the same machine. Tomorrow I'll try with the Flair 58.
Thanks to @… for the lovely mug (it’s not blurry IRL).

Looking down into an espresso cup half full of espresso, with a tiny biscotti and spoon on its saucer; a bag of whole bean coffee labeled La Bermeja (forest fruits, plum, almond) with a stylized gryphon silhouette.
A fine china mug painted with a Cheshire cat and the text “We’re all mad here,” filled to the top with milk foam, sitting on a Barbican coaster; a few biscotti and the bag of beans visible in the background.
@hacksilon@infosec.exchange
2026-04-02 18:42:36

OH: "Cat Content Connoisseurs ( #CCC )"

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-03-02 12:02:58

Cat: Let me finally clean that distracted human mug of yours, as you seem to keep staring like a fish at that big glowy thing for more than an hour now [MoThErLy ToRtUrE]

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-03 03:32:45

Help, I've Erie'd and I can't get up!
#CatsOfMastodon

My legs under a light pink blanket. Between my legs, a black cat is fast asleep, lying on her side with her head resting on her paws. Kind of blurry, as it was taken with a shitty webcam.
A better pic taken of the same cat on my legs. This one taken from above, with a cell phone camera. My silver laptop is partially visible, and Erie's white patches (her tummy, her back paws) are barely visible as well. Her eye is open just a slit (as she looks suspiciously up at my wife).
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-02-03 11:07:14

Today I will mostly be spilling coffee. Twice so far and it's only 11am. Have a photo of spark out Sparky, who has spilt no coffee whatsoever this morning.

A young tabby and white cat lies asleep at an interesting angle in the crook of a bejeaned human leg, on a grey sofa.
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 14:06:09

What’s that? Yes, I am trying to get some work done with a fully grown cat wearing a cone perched on my shoulder like a parrot.
Yes, it is quite inconvenient…
#CatsOfMastodon

Turnip rests on my shoulder wearing his cone, staring at the forbidden outside
@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-04-03 00:47:08

who's the boss?

This photo shows a stylish home workspace that blends industrial and mid-century modern aesthetics. The Setup: Black desk with Apple wireless keyboard and Magic Mouse Modern lounge chair with teal cushion and light wood frame A beautiful white cat sitting regally on the chair atop a traditional red geometric rug The Walls: Exposed red brick provides warmth and texture, decorated with: Architectural photo of a historic yellow building [OG Cass Tech HS] Abstract celestial art (red planet, c…
@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 09:58:16

You are expected to lead me to your snack collection immediately. Do not dilly-dally.
#caturday #catsofMastodon

Snurre the Cat is awaiting the routine morning snack serving. A sizable gray cat spread out on the bathroom floor, looking intently at the photographer who is tending to some basic needs on a porcelain device.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-02 23:13:03

cat.jpg

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-03 07:51:00

Dear Fedi, what should I do if my cat is awfully electrostatic? Should I get her some kind of grounding harness? Or perhaps one of these tapes that cars carry behind them?

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-04 05:10:10

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #ChrisHawkins
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJ

‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-02-02 17:44:24

Warm February in Pasadena. Very hard on the #Caturday cat. Look how he suffers.

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-04-02 13:41:37

My cat: "You know I don't have anything else to do today, so I'll just sit patiently on your desk and stare at you from 15 cm away. Nope. When you occasionally look back at me and burst out laughing, that won't change my schedule either."

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-02 08:09:36

I think this pillow works better as a cat's belly. 🐈
Too #squishy.
#comparison

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-28 00:25:55

Largest federal employee union calls for Noem, Miller's resignations (ABC News)
abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates
memeorandum.com/260127/p142#a2

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-03-02 01:57:11

I kinda like living among lions (mountain lions). I wish we heard (or saw) them more often. We have plenty of deer for them to eat.
(We have had mountain lions come right up to our front door, and we have heard them - they sound like a cross between a human baby crying and a domestic cat.)
There also used to be bears - both black and brown (grizzle) around here. The black bears have returned to the mountains south of us, so maybe they will return here.
It is reported tha…

Big cats, bigger protections: Santa Cruz County mountain lions now listed as threatened
Mountain lions in Santa Cruz County recently gained new protections under the California Endangered Species Act after years as candidates for listing. Protecting six distinct puma populations around the state is a win for many dedicated researchers, but the move heightens the concerns about potential land-use and livestock impacts for developers, ranchers and farmers.

@alejandrobdn@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-01 15:03:09

I have a dual extrusion 3D printer. I could try to be productive, learn new things, and set myself technical challenges... But since I'm a kid in an adult's body, I'm going to print cool masks for my two cats. My neighbors are going to flip out.
#3dprinting

Cat with a 3D printed mask
@cybertailor@craba.cab
2026-02-01 11:48:23

На сервере почти не было боттом смайликов, теперь это упущение исправлено
:blobfox_bottom: :neocat_bottom: :neocat_googly_woozy_bottom: :neodog_bottom: :neofox_bottom: :neopossum_bottom:
:pleadingcat: :pleading_cat_collar: :pleadingcute: :blobpleading: :blob_nervous_pleading: :blobcatpuffypleading: :blobfoxpleading: :neocat_pleading: :neocat_pleading_reach: :neocat_floof_pleading: :neodog_pleading: :neodog_pleading_reach: :neofox_pleading: :neopossum_pleading:

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-27 13:44:47

You look like you need a photo of a cat lounging on a stack of Toshiba laptops from the 1990s

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-28 16:26:50

#caturday

Single panel comic. A small cat is walking away from a mangled ventriloquist’s dummy strewn over the floor in bits. The cat is saying, “The lap is my territory.”
@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2026-01-31 15:11:33

When the IT Department arm themselves

Photograph of a man's hand grasping a "cat-of-nine-tails" weapon, made out of ethernet cables. superimposed text: "Safe word must be at least 8 characters long and must contain one special character" via author Richard Kadrey on Bluesky.
@kctipton@mas.to
2026-01-25 04:59:01

Incarcerated Texas Women Raised $11,000 for a Sick Senior Cat thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/13/i

‘I Didn’t Know So Many People Cared.’ How the Daughter of an Incarcerated Woman Raised $11,000 for a Sick Prison Cat.
OJ is a lifeline for the incarcerated women at the Patrick O’Daniel Unit.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 06:04:38

Podemos entrenar esta jauría de gatos salvajes.

:neocat_stretch_down:⁠:neocat:⁠:neocat_devil:⁠:neocat_nom_cat:⁠:neocat_evil:⁠:neocat_floof_owo:⁠
:neocat_stretch_up:

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-01 19:53:40

The only good thing about Winter is more potential hours of this vibe (also, there is now a cat on my lap)

Cozy cottage at night
@tydalforce@mastodon.world
2026-01-30 17:03:01

My sleepy little girl

A cat is sleeping with its head resting on a soft, textured blanket. The background features a lamp, a shelf with framed photos and decorative items, and a door. The cat has a relaxed expression with its eyes closed.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-04 04:10:03

So Erie starts throwing up, and Twig _starts chasing her_, like an asshole. He chases her up the steps, and that is why there is now cat puke (in the form of half-digested dry kibble) on not the steps (treads), but the _riser_ of every single step.

@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-01-27 10:54:28

RE: #Demoscene, #Tracker

@nerb@techhub.social
2026-02-24 13:32:21

Guess the cat is proud of herself. Wife was in the other room so I placed a fried egg and small piece of ham on a plate by her chair Cat was asleep on the sofa on her heating pad. Figured she would not notice and had never seen her express interest in eggs before.
Went into the other room and a few minutes later heard the wife yelling at the cat. Came out and found the cat had taken her egg and ran behind the sofa with it.
Kitty will be 20 in May and apparently still has some ki…

@@arXiv_physicsatomph_bot@mastoxiv.page@mastoxiv.page
2026-03-03 16:05:33

Crosslisted article(s) found for physics.atom-ph. arxiv.org/list/physics.atom-ph
[1/1]:
- Spin-Cat Qubit with Biased Noise in an Optical Tweezer Array
Kusano, Shibata, Yeh, Saito, Nakamura, Yokoyama, Kashimoto, Takano, Takasu, Takagi, Takahashi

@vrandecic@mas.to
2026-01-17 09:32:47

Our cat is getting famous! Modeling for a local cat salon.
#cat

Liva’s Beauty DOG&CAT Pflegestudio on Instagram: "Zahnpflege wie ein Profi! 😺🪥 Stressfrei zu sauberen Zähnchen mit @emmi_pet.de x Liva‘s Beauty ✨🦷 #zahnpflege #stressfrei #emmipetteethcleaning #cargroomer #doggroomer"
11 likes, 2 comments - livas.beauty.dogcat on January 16, 2026: "Zahnpflege wie ein Profi! 😺🪥 Stressfrei zu sauberen Zähnchen mit @emmi_pet.de x Liva‘s Beauty ✨🦷 #zahnpflege #stressfrei #emmipetteethcleaning #cargroomer #doggroomer".

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-04 08:55:06

Fluffer Overflow

A photo of the fluffiest cat I have EVER seen laying on the kitchen floor while looking at the viewer.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 01:25:22

My wife’s binging Private Practice. Six seasons of the most tedious and self-involved people on the planet fucking and whinging about fucking.
Were Dante alive today, this would be the circle where they send pearl-clutching wine aunts and helicopter cat fosterers.

@david@boles.xyz
2026-02-15 16:31:05

Cat Heads in Space: The Novel That Grew a Body
Some books begin as sentences. Others begin as outlines or fragments scrawled on napkins at two in the morning. This one began as a sound. Specifically, it began as the sound of my own voice reading a line about a cat head floating through space in a Life Helmet, arguing with another cat head about whether their ship had a name, and realizing that the argument was funnier and sadder and more philosophically loaded than…

Cat Heads in Space: The Novel That Grew a Body | David Boles, Blogs
Some books begin as sentences. Others begin as outlines or fragments scrawled on napkins at two in the morning. This one began as a sound. Specifically, it began as the sound of my own voice readin…

@cdarwin@c.im
2026-01-25 13:48:20

Bondi let the cat out of the bag, so to speak.
Once again, Republicans and Trump are planning on stealing the election
Give me your voter files and ICE will leave!
It was never about gang members or drugs!
Our government does nothing but lie to us!
Stop voting for republicans! #Epstein

Susan (@joeyotis.bsky.social)
Bondi let the cat out of the bag, so to speak. Once again, republicans and Trump are planning on stealing the election, again! Give me your voter files and ICE will leave? It was never about gang members or drugs! Our government does nothing but lie to us! Stop voting for republicans! #Epstein [contains quote post or other embedded content]

@niklaskorz@rheinneckar.social
2026-03-14 11:27:41

A few pencil sketches I made of our cat Loki. Trying to get into drawing with almost no experience, and I love how even on this small example, sketching the same object three times already shows some immediate progress. :blobcatnomcookie:
#caturday #cat

Three pencil sketches of a cat. The first (top left) uses very basic, round shapes. The second (bottom left) is of a cat loaf without visible legs of tail, looking forwards in a slightly worried expression. The third (top right) is of a cat sitting on its hind legs, tail curled around the body, looking forwards in anticipation.
@patrickquin@furry.engineer
2026-01-24 10:06:32

This #caturday I feel compelled to remind folks that IRL cats, as obligate carnivores, cannot taste sweetness.
petmd.com/cat/nutrition/can-ca

Can Cats Taste Sweet Things?
Does your cat try to steal a bite or a lick of certain desserts? Dr. Sandra Mitchell explains whether cats have the same taste buds we do and why some cats might be drawn to sweet things.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 19:30:15

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats

A cat attempting to drink from a faucet and failing
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 14:55:51

Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-29 18:48:29

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-02-01 18:20:00

Sparky throwing shapes. Look at that little face 💙 #catsofmastodon

A young tabby and white cat stretches out on a grey sofa next to human legs in jeans.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-01 04:17:48

Mr Ek on a journey to the vet. It was his first train journey.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #train

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-25 02:09:32

We are outnumbered by cats right now. No matter where you turn - whether it's the floor, a counter, or you want to escape upstairs.. boom, cat.
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

A cardboard box on the floor, with a tabby cat (Twig) sitting upright in it. The cat has wide eyes and is alert, looking at me as I take the picture.
An unfinished wood counter top, with a tuxedo cat (Clove) sitting on top like a loaf of bread. Unlike Twig, who's alert, her eyes are half closed and she looks bored. She has a white chest and a mostly white face.
A living room scene (messy, due to kids). In the foreground there's a dark wood staircase railing, and on the railing sits ANOTHER tuxedo cat (Erie). Unlike Clove, Erie is mostly black with just little white paw tips and a white chest. From the back, you'd think she was a completely black cat. Her face is so dark that her features are almost invisible, except for some green half-rings in her eyes.
Another tabby cat (Widget), this one on a gray couch. Her butt is facing the camera, but her head is turned torwards it. She has white mitten paws, but the rest of her is standard tabby.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-24 12:22:12

RE: toot.cat/@plexus/1162830168377
It should also be noted that beyond the ethical, political and environmental issues with this is that it doesn't work:
1. There is on average no mid to long term productivity gain with actual real-world software development that isn't just a "wow see what it can do" demo. (Multiple studies have shown that now.)
2. It won't help with 90% of the work when professionally making software, which, believe it or not, isn't coding. 90% of the work is designing and planning the software (these are things that happen both upfront and during development).
Maybe you have seen the recent Microsoft thing rolling back features in Windows they added?
E.g. Copilot in Notepad. What they did is essentially outsourcing project management to developers who then outsourced it to LLMs. But an LLMs can't plan and design software, and arguably barely can even generate code that works (as in reliable and performant). So now they have a buggy mess with features no one wants and they're rolling it back.
There's no silver bullets in software development.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 22:33:52

I got my standing desk at work mostly set up... one issue is that when it's raised up I can't see my calendar on the wall. I mean, I can see the cat, but not the days below the cat...

A standing desk
Monitor of the standing desk blocking calendar
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-30 09:46:50

Me: not taking extra sugar. I'll be carrying a cat, so I'm not going to walk fast.
Also me: discovering how much of an effort is to carry a 5.5 kg cat in a carrier.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-01 21:36:22

When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to. :neocat_cry:

Photo of a recently washed orange cat in a tub. All but the fur on the head is wet, showing how ridiculously small the kitty is under all that fluff.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-25 09:16:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Manhattan
#CatPower
cocho.bandcamp.com/track/cat-p
open.spotify.com/track/5T4Bf4a

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-02 06:14:27

Whisk management

Photo by welcomehomo on reddit of their grey cat's favorite toy – a whisk. Picture is slightly blurry and shows the kitty looking at the view while sitting next to its emotional support whisk.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-02-28 12:47:35

For #Caturday we bring you Tails deciding she fits in the flower box. We have been inundated with flowers since Mum died and have to be sure to keep flowers and cats separated as Tails wants to eat them. They aren't usually allowed in the dining room so Tails is making the most of it 😄 Sparky is on the chair in the background, not being a nutjob.

A busy dining table scene that includes a young tabby and white cat perching in/on the small box in which a huge flower arrangement was delivered.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-02-13 19:55:25

Avui compleixo 24 anys!
🥳🎉
De moment se senten força similars que els 23 que ja tenia xD
Com a regal dol naturalesa, avui ha estat un dia amb el temps tapat i amb pluja fina.
Com a fan dol pluja fina, ja m'estŠ bé.

Retall d'una captura de pantalla dol informació de mun usuari des del Subway Tooter mostrant el text ja canviat que diu que tinc 24 anys
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 15:02:57

RE: aus.social/@dgar/1163181216356
I'm a cat, so it's kind of my hobby

Low res and grainy animation of a fluffy white cat knocking stuff placed in front of them off a table. Fuck This Fuck That Fuck Those Too Fuck All These Fuck This Thing In Particular
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-27 13:28:09

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Cat Power:
🎵 (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction
#CatPower
artistsprojectearth.bandcamp.c
open.spotify.com/track/6dv99Xm

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-25 02:02:40

This little lady has been hanging out with me pretty much non-stop since I got sick. She basically just leaves the bed for food & bathroom breaks. Absolutely THE BEST cat. #Erie #CatsOfMastodon

A mostly black tuxedo cat. White paws and a white chest, but from the back you'd think she was an entirely black cat. She's sitting on the floor, looking at the camera patiently (waiting for me to go back to bed).
The same tuxedo cat, walking up towards the camera. Two white paws are barely visible, and only a small portion of her white chest is visible, but otherwise a black coat. Her whiskers are white. Her nose is invisible, just black pixels with no defining features.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-01-29 15:26:25

I heard that wrist problems stem from using mouse…
(That's Lulu.)
#cat #CatsOfMastodon

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-29 10:40:55

Yamaha even makes cat warmers

Photo of a cute orange cat sleeping on top of a Yamaha AV Receiver RX-A2070
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-26 10:39:29

My neighbor wiped out on his bike breaking a leg and has been off work for a month but he’s been doing illustrations to make some money so I got one of my cat in a box.
#art #cats #Illustration

A cat in a box done by an artist who has been off work due to an injury.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-01 11:33:26

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116
This was an April Fool's joke, btw. I'm not actually a dog wearing a cat mask... I'm a cat wearing a cat mask.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 14:50:26

:update:

Two panel comic by adamtots showing a cat loafing on a couch while zoning out. Top panel shows two people talking off screen while the cat just sits there. Person 1: He's been staring off into space for hours. Person 2: I wonder what's going on in there? Bottom panel is a zoom in of the kitty's face showing a message in his eyes. FIRMWARE UPDATING 67% About 45 minutes left
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23 22:26:32

Thwarted again! :blobcatgooglycry:

Caption: My cat keeps trying to steal the feather duster. Luckily, he never gets far. Photo of an orange cat holding a feather duster in his mouth while unsuccessfully trying to walk out with it through the cat door. Darn you spatial orientation!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 06:53:30

Kitty cat bongo

Video by 꿀잼꿀떡 of them spanking their black cat, kitty bongo style, to the tune of the 20th Century Fox intro. The kitty, while enjoying the butt pats, just sits there and purrs while looking around some. Caption in Korean is: 꿀잼 꿀떡 냥이 궁디팡팡으로 연주 하는 집사
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-31 20:59:23

Next on How It's Made: Easter Eggs!

Photo of a cat loafing in a closet on top of some towels with an egg placed next to the kitty. Caption is: Everyone congratulate Bort he just laid his first egg
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-31 17:45:12

Don't forget to stretch those peets!

Video of a fluffy cat sitting next to the edge of a couch. The kitty decided to get comfy, so it stretches its back paw feet (peets) off the sofa and between its front paws in a ridiculous manner (like its a people)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 09:35:00

Fun Fact:
While many think cURL by @… stands for "Client and URL", it actually got it's name from what a sleeping cat does!

Photo of a tuxedo cat (like the tuxedos Daniel Stenberg sometimes wears to FOSS events) all curled in a circle on a bed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-28 21:07:51

WIMDY!

Photo by Kaydeeseeds of their VERY fluffy black & white cat, Luna, enjoying the wind while she sits in the grass. Assume a spherical cat...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 21:11:56

Meow you see me, meow you don't

Two panel comic by cat-zy about their cat. First panel is labeled "What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding", and shows an orange cat in a mask acting like a ninja. Second panel is labeled "What he actually looks like", and shows a very visible and fluffy cat sitting behind a table leg, hiding only its nose.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 15:06:08

*POOF* you're now a cat!

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 03:11:21

I'm a simple creature.
I see cat pics with alt text,
I favorite & boost! :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 03:28:58

Is there such a thing as TOO many cat photos and videos? :neocat_floof_cute:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 19:07:28

*shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Video of a black cat and an orange cat both drinking from a water bowl at the same time. The black cat is drinking from the far end of the bowl, while the orange cat is drinking from underneath the black cat while facing sideways. Just normal kitty things.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-27 20:44:36
while (true) {
   purr
}
Video by RenusDelph talking about their orange cat, Nanaki, while holding the happy goofball upsidedown (with occasional tube treat). ❝ So I gave birth to my orange flavored son a few years ago, and when I tell you I could not prepare for just how orange he actually is. I knew oranges aren't like normal cats, but I had no idea what I was getting myself into. He's got all the normal orange cat stuff like screaming at the top of his lungs.. just because. He'll knock toys into the wall and then …
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-23 22:27:36

You've already eaten, kitty!

:angery:

Photo of the "angery" cat meme showing a white & orange cat with squinting eyes, a crinkled nose, and a partial open mouth. By human expressions, the kitty looks angry, but it's actually just a well timed shot of a cat about to sneeze
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-23 18:06:31

Stay warm out there!

Caption: It's cold out, wear a cat. Photo of a cat laying comfortably on a dogs with the kitty's head on top of the dog's head and arms draped over the ears. Makes the dog look like it's wearing a cat Ushanka, all warm and rumbly.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-22 10:57:18

The cat printer was running low on ink.

Photo of a black, white, and orange cat sitting next to a gray, tan, and white cat making it look like one kitty is just a washed out version of the other.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-26 19:19:52

This is what happens when you boost AND favorite a post

Video of a cat on a cat wheel, when another one jumps on to join. The two kitties then both use it while jumping over each other.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-27 17:41:02

Kuberkitties

Video of a cat resting inside a plastic jar that is sideways on a table. When the kitty notices the human filming, they struggle to squeeze back out, and then sniff the container while considering going back inside the cozy container.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 04:00:05

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115
Puppies and cats are always fun to watch

Video of four golden retriever puppies jumping up and trying to lick and play with a fluffy cat on a stone bench by a fence. Unfortunately for thr kitty, who just wants to sit on the bench, one puppy gets their tail and eventually brings them down. Face lick ensues, and the cat, who is being gentle to the little doggies despite the tail tugging, eventually breaks free to return to the stone bench. Tail swishing from the cat shows slight irritation, but the smartly position their tail away from …
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-27 21:05:29

Meow

Photo of Uni the munchkin tuxedo cat sitting in a box while meowing at the viewer. When the loaf meows, you answer :3
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-24 00:26:58

RE: social.treehouse.systems/@ptrc
:neocat_thief:

Photo of a cat with a sausage in its mouth while leaning on a sliding glass door to be let inside. Caption is: Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-28 03:36:41

Nuzzle time :3

Video of someone with glasses, pale skin, and dark hair slightly nudging a cat behind them on the couch with their face. The kitty, who was rubbing on a jacket nearby, then starts rubbing its face and chin all over the person's face, nose, and glasses.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-30 22:12:41

Concealed carry

Video of someone with long red hair hiding a black kitty in their zip up jacket. They unzip it some which allows the warm and snugly cat to poke its head out.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-24 04:46:53

RE: mstdn.social/@GayDeceiver/1161
Hello Kitty tactical gear and armed to the teeth with nothing but cat toys, cat snacks, and catnip.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-29 14:26:48

why wakey when you can do this?

Photo of a cat tucked into a blanket completely while sleeping on a pillow. Max comfort has been achieved in our lifetime!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 22:50:56

ⁱ ˢᵉᵉ ᵘ

Photo of a fluffy cat peeking up from some stairs. All you can see of the kitty is its head from the nose up. Ambush incoming...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 19:02:44

Weeeee!

Video of a playful cat laying on its side on a hardwood with its feet next to a wall. The human filming rolls a ball in the middle of the floor, which makes slide itself sideways to catch it. Ball is caught, and the cat disappears as it keeps sliding left out of view.