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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 19:07:28

*shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Video of a black cat and an orange cat both drinking from a water bowl at the same time. The black cat is drinking from the far end of the bowl, while the orange cat is drinking from underneath the black cat while facing sideways. Just normal kitty things.
@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-04-17 13:19:00

„Replaced“: Cyberpunk-Blues in Pixel-Optik
Ist „Replaced“ mehr als nur eine hübsche Hülle? Der Action-Plattformer vom Studio Sad Cat beeindruckte schon bei der Ankündigung 2021.
heise.de/t…

„Replaced“: Cyberpunk-Blues in Pixel-Optik
Ist „Replaced“ mehr als nur eine hübsche Hülle? Der Action-Plattformer vom Studio Sad Cat beeindruckte schon bei der Ankündigung 2021.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-18 12:22:10

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Metal Heart
#CatPower
deathcabforcutie.bandcamp.com/

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-16 15:07:55

Black Cat Facts 🐈‍⬛

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BLACK CATS A black cat's favourite pastimes are shenanigans, antics and hijinks Contrary to popular opinions, black cats are brilliant pets that will guard your home not only from intruders but from supernatural forces as well Black cats are associated with Halloween because they hate Christmas Black cats will eat 17 ghosts per year and don’t even want your thanks [Photo of a cute black cat pinned to the "fact sheet" with a paper clip, dossier style]
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-17 13:03:19

This is a test post about cats
#cat

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-17 16:09:12

#trans #cat #shitpost

Trans flag overlay over cat screaming FUCK YEAH TRANS RIGHTS
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 05:39:19

One cat out all night until 5am. Hear jangling, yay! Turnip’s back! Hear more jangling, other cat goes to investigate…
Turnip is back with a mouse which is now loose in the house :(
Mouse finally retrieved from behind the fridge 🤦‍♂️

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-17 21:27:07

"Brush Jjaemu" is an incredibly accurate cat-brushing simulator
sprunkiretake.net/sprunki-game

An image of a cat looking irritatedly at you
@niklaskorz@rheinneckar.social
2026-03-14 11:27:41

A few pencil sketches I made of our cat Loki. Trying to get into drawing with almost no experience, and I love how even on this small example, sketching the same object three times already shows some immediate progress. :blobcatnomcookie:
#caturday #cat

Three pencil sketches of a cat. The first (top left) uses very basic, round shapes. The second (bottom left) is of a cat loaf without visible legs of tail, looking forwards in a slightly worried expression. The third (top right) is of a cat sitting on its hind legs, tail curled around the body, looking forwards in anticipation.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 03:25:39

Soaking up the sun…
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat on a bed in the sunlight.
@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-16 20:48:05

and a signed keith haring poster, partially attacked by our late family cat, yellow.

Keith Haring poster with gash in it
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-17 15:35:22

Heartwarming cat/Kat story benhiiv.beehiiv.com/p/kat .
cc @…

@kornel@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 00:19:48

New Frugit! ( #electroSwing #cat )
youtube.com/watch?v=ImS6Yw0O_FA

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 15:49:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#CatStevens
cristiancabreradjcriss.bandcam
open.spotify.com/track/7mjSHL2

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 16:26:06

Patio lounging #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat lounging on his back in the sun on a concrete patio
Brown tuxedo cat lounging on his back in the sun on a concrete patio
@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-05-16 19:52:40

I never thought I'd get to post something to #Caterday, but I seem to have accidentally acquired a timeshare on one of the neighbourhood cats. He likes to come in and sleep for a few hours on my stairs. Too noisy in his other home, perhaps?

The budster stretched out on the stairs. White and grey cat, showing belly.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-18 03:02:54

Dear kitty sitter, please watch this instructional video

Caption: How do I explain this to the cat sitter Video by mochiandchedder showing their white & tan cat, Mochi, laying on, its back, paws stretched forward, while their human gives them a karate chop style massage and stretch on the kitty's chest & arms. Top tier kitty servant right there.
@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-04-16 23:07:06

Does anyone know what the `Description` field is used for in systemd's .network files? `networkctl` doesn't seem to show it except in `cat` (which just prints the file itself), and I don't see it in the journal when I call e.g. `networkctl reload` or even `sudo systemctl restart systemd-networkd`. Kind of the same question for .netdev files too.
#AskFedi

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-17 15:11:10

Sparky summing up the weekend. I could really use some sun and warmth to work up a bit of vroom. #catsofmastodon

A young tabby and white cat lies (moulting) on a human who's wearing black. Sparky is lying on his side along the human legs, nose facing in, with a little smile on his face. Look at his one gingery tabby trouser 💙
@jake4480@c.im
2026-03-12 14:50:41

David Bowie’s single 'Cat People (Putting Out Fire)' came out this week in 1982 for the horror movie 'Cat People'. And I highly recommend seeing this ridiculous flick, as I did recently 😹
#Bowie

The cover for Bowie's single 'Cat People' from the 1982 movie of same name, with the cat lady in question pictured.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-04-13 11:57:35

Aquesta matinada, entre les 00:30 i les dues i remitjó dol matinada, hi ha hagut una apagada elèctrica generalitzada a #Valls.
Aquest matí, guaitava les notícies locals i les xarxes socials i nulú estŠ parlant ni tan sols mencionant el tema.
Què passa? És tan normal que el sistema elèctric de Valls es caigui quan merament cauen quatre gotes que ja ho considerem normal?

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-14 16:35:39

Lulu bleps.
#cat #caturday #blep

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-04-10 12:17:17

何かに頭を乗せるよね
#chacha_cat #cat

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 13:03:20

Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on b…

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-13 02:42:02

ohhh look who just woke up and came to say hi

my very groggy looking cat sitting on my chest looking at me
my cat is half awake sitting on my chest
my cat snuggling up under my chin
my cat giving me a lil hug
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-17 16:06:05

I just wanna take care of this baby.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat
@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-04-18 11:16:29

Galena in a drawer bay while I'm doing some repair work. Note to self: snag bureau that is being thrown out and convert to cat play structure complete with small holes for paws, hidden passageways, etc. #caturday #cat #cats #katzen

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-11 14:50:37

#caturday

Single-panel comic. An elderly woman is sitting in an easy chair with a cat on her lap. She appears to be petting the cat. On the floor beside her is a basket with knitting in it. On the other side of the chair is a table with a lamp. The cat is saying, “Remember that time you told me to fetch? We all had a good laugh.”
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-14 15:00:32

How I wish I was spending my #Caturday :

A tuxedo cat asleep on a white fuzzy window sill cat perch. She is sprawled out sideways, paws with pink toebeans out. She is in full sunlight, with shadow lines across her from the colonial style windows.
Same cat sleeping on the same window perch, just a different angle. A closer look at her face, eyes shut tight, nose scrunched as she actively snores.
@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-15 17:28:12

Caught the house panther in repose. #CatsOfMastodon #cats #caturday

A tubby black cat curled up on a black and white fleece blanket on a brown leather sofa. Her eyes are half open looking at the camera.
@AccordionBruce@Mastodon.social
2026-04-15 20:29:33

The Night of a Thousand Buttons
Jan 25, 2008
Featuring @… #JasonWebley & #Vancouver’s own Ana Bon Bon ❤️‍🔥🪗
Found this historical poster fr…

Show booster for, A night of 1000 buttons. Friday, January 25 [2008]. Featuring Geoff Berner, Jason Webley and Ana Bon Bon. A rough layout with images of the artists cut and pasteed somewhat sloppily on.
Poster from the first Accordion Noir festival in 2008. Sepia tone frame of an antique button accordion. Inside the frame of the accordion there’s an antique portrait of a lady playing an 1800s era fancy French “flutina” style Accordion. Surrounding her is information about the festival, including artists like Geoff Berner, Amy Denio, and the creaking planks.
Ninth Accordion Noir festival from 2016. Beautiful poster featuring a goth fem accordionist with billowing blueish hair and a black cat on her shoulder.
Poster for the 12th annual Accordion Noir festival in November, 2019. Features a silhouette of an accordion playing figure wearing a skirt, and devil horns, with puppet strings going up to a big “Accordion Noir“ banner on top.
@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2026-04-16 08:04:28

brush the cat without dying (impossible)
#animals #cats

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 12:16:12

He is JUST such a ridiculously affectionate cat, he was sleeping on me, and now has ignored his breakfast to come lay on me some more.

Picture of a black cat lying on a terrycloth robed lap, lookup upwards and wondering why petting has stopped (to take this picture)
@outer@mas.to
2026-04-15 01:03:03

Cat nappin', with Dave, Penny and Molly.
#Kitties #Comfort #Happiness

Dave is napping in a comfy chair, with 2 kitties laying on him. Look at the tufts of white fur poking out between Molly's hind toes.
@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-04-11 11:07:36

Happy hair snap clip cat is happy. 😽
#photography #everydayobjects

A close-up, top-down photograph of a single, worn pink metal hair snap clip resting on a light-colored wooden surface. The clip has a decorative, wavy scalloped edge. On the left end, there is a small, slightly off-center illustration of a smiling white cartoon cat face. The paint on the clip and the cat graphic is chipped and distressed, and the metal is visibly worn along the edges. The clip is oriented horizontally, with the closed snap mechanism and a tiny hole visible on the right end. The…
@johnleonard@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 12:28:01

The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring damages claim on behalf of around 38.5 million UK iPhone and iPad users.

UK tribunal greenlights £3bn claim against Apple iCloud
The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring ...

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-05-09 18:49:59

The life of a cat exhibition star 😼
#Sofia #Bulgaria #InternationalCatExhibition2026

A grumpy orange cat, behind bars, trying to get some shut-eye in its kitty bed at the International Cat Exhibition 2026 at Inter Expo Center in Sofia, Bulgaria
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 11:08:01

afaict — as far as i cat tail

@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2026-04-06 23:21:33

I have now chanced upon the latest big thread that people have been subtooting about for the last day or so. It has made my life no better than before I read it.
Here's a picture of Charley cat sitting on a chair that she has recently decided she likes. She always makes my life better.
#subtoot #cat

White and black cat (cow-markings) sitting on a green chair (maybe looks blue in the photo). The chair is curved, which is great for cats to snuggle into. She was snuggled just before this photo was taken, but is sitting up now pondering whether to get up (she does).
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2026-03-14 20:35:03

Spent most of the afternoon on my back doing velcro cable management under our desks. However, this is probably the best photo I've taken while down there: Gandalf looking down on me from his cat bed that is hidden away between/behind our monitors:
#Caturday #Gandalf

@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 02:18:05

Stolen to add #AltText. piefed.social/c/politicalcompa

A “Political Compass”-style dual-axis graph of political positions. The y-axis (vertical) is Authoritarian (at the top) vs Libertarian (at the bottom; the x-axis (horizontal) is Economic Left vs Economic Right. In each quadrant is an image of a cat. The top left (Authoritarian/Economic Left) shows a cat sitting in a cardboard tank—as in the armoured fighting vehicle. The top right (Authoritarian/Economic Right) shows an anthropomorphic cat in Tudor-style puffed robes. The bottom right (Libe…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 15:43:54

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 On the Road to Find Out
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/6que7uz

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 06:03:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
Cat Power:
🎵 Manhattan
#CatPower
cocho.bandcamp.com/track/cat-p
open.spotify.com/track/5T4Bf4a

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-03-12 15:45:07

Cursed concept: CAT cafe.
Grab a cup of coffee, sit down on a couch, and enjoy the warmth coming off the radiator of the D9 idling next to you.
Take a 301.7cr for a spin around the parking lot while waiting for your sandwich.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-14 01:19:19

football cat i was wondering where u were!

my cat has come to watch the chicago fire match
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-17 17:26:21

Boop to fix blep 👉⁠:neocat_blep:

Video of someone filming their white cat, Will, sitting while their tongue hangs out and wiggles. The human filming, is cracking up at their (probably) medicated kitty, and pets their nose to reset their blep-ification.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-07 05:22:52

#Caturday

Four-panel comic. Off the Mark, by Mark Parisian. 2002. Each panel is identical except for the text. Rapunzel’s Tower scenario, but with cats. Panel 1: A cat on the ground says, “Rapunzel, let down your hair!” Panel 2: a cat up in the tower, hanging out the window, makes a coughing noise, “CHKK!” Panel 3: cat in the tower goes HACK! And coughs out a hairball to the ground below. Panel 4: cat on the ground asks, “Feel better?” Cat in the tower says, “Yeah!” Commentary: yeah, it’s not very funny…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-16 20:41:50

meow!

Motivational type poster showing someone sad and forlorn verse them wearing cat ears with a happy smile. CHANGE YOUR MINDSET! I can't do it. ➜ meow! It's too difficult. ➜ meow It's all my fault. ➜ maw! When will I be happy? ➜ mow I hate myself. ➜ mreow!
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 19:33:56

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Mitski:
🎵 That White Cat
#Mitski
open.spotify.com/track/4ECTsM0

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-15 02:20:36

50 years ago tonight, the jerry garcia band in columbus. spring ’76, show #6.
audience tape: archive.org/details/jg76-03-14
recently surfaced soundboard of the late show:

ne Ase Of CONCUNTD CAT 21 ABSOCIATION WIT) JO ed CHI PRESENTS FEATURING KEITH AND DONNA GODCHAUX JOHN KAHN RON TUTT | SUNDAY MARCH 14 ~~ AT 8PM OHIO THEATER | TICKETO ANC $6 LO ADVANCE $0.00 DAY OF BHOW LL es By pALeys. Ureom
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 16:10:50

Unseasonably warm SoCal #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat sitting on an backyard table with an umbrella partially visible and a blue blue sky in the background along with lots of greenery
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 17:18:14

RE: ohai.social/@dramypsyd/1162398
OP is a cat, and the SCAM involves not getting 2nd dinner

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-05-16 09:33:06

Oh yeah? Who watches the watcher now?
#caturday #CatsOfMastodon #cat #cats

My cat, silently waiting at my desk 20 centimetres away from my face, giving me the accusatory eye.
An extreme closeup of my cat's eye.
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 19:46:45

Out of the many things that I appreciate about cats, I think one of my favorites is:
When a cat is completely stone asleep, and you place your ear on them and there’s about a half second pause and then they just start purring really loudly.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-16 03:29:07

a bedtime baby

my cat looking wide eyed at the camera while laying on my chest
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-16 17:38:28

RE: infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/1
Replacing "AI" with "cat" and other LLM related words with "kitty" make reading posts like these way funnier. 😹

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 15:47:43

Why do I feel like I’m being judged and that I’ve done something terribly wrong?
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A very judgmental cat with their paws crossed.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-03 13:40:17

1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-14 16:16:21

#caturday

Single panel comic. A cat is sitting on a bench and a Vet is consoling it with a hand on its shoulder, saying, “Bad news, it’s curiosity.”
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-12 06:10:41

RE: mastodont.cat/@ebrum/116559999
bahahaha

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-04-11 15:14:46

Happy post-Artemis #Caturday

Brown tuxedo cat laying on grass in front of nasturtiums looking towards camera
Brown tuxedo cat laying on grass in front of nasturtiums looking towards camera
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-12 01:07:07

she has come to oversee my progress on coral island

my cat sitting on my chest looking directly at the camera
my cat sitting on my chest putting a paw on my chin
my cat completely sprawled out with her head tucked into my chin and a leg between my boobs
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-14 16:12:59

#Caturday

Single panel comic. Male and female human couple sitting on a couch, seen from behind. She says, “I searched ‘funny cat videos,’ but things are so bad they’re only making serious ones.”
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-09 18:01:19

Lulu.
#cat #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 20:00:56

Which one is the neck pillow, and which one is the cat? #CatsOfMastodon #Erie

On a bed, on a pair of jeans, a black neck pillow and a black cat next to each other. They're about the same size and look very similar, including how the neck pillow has a purple & white tag at 5-o-clock, and Erie (the cat) has a little white tuft and white whiskers around the same position.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-11 22:14:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Muddy Waters:
🎵 Tom Cat
#MuddyWaters
daybreakers.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/1UHa7ag

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 11:36:02

His favorite show is on 🤫

Video of an orange cat watching a video of birds on a TV from a bed. The orange cutie is VERY interested and even does the predatory kitty crouch before eventually just settling down as a loaf while facing the bird show.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-08 07:01:16

I adjusted my position on the bed ever so slightly and she became sabotabby

my cat doing the cat thing where they arch their back up real high and look like a Halloween decoration
sabotabby, a symbol of anarchosyndicalism, which is a black cat doing the arched back cat screaming thing in front of a red circle
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 21:50:00

Don't forget to meow today! :neocat_scream:

Photo of an orange cat with its mouth open while meowing and while getting a double handed head pet
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:31:12

More cat shenanigans…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat being rubbed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 18:33:10

Painting of a Cherub 🖼️

Meme photo of someone holding a chunky cat with a slightly angry looking face in front of a painting of said chonker behind them. (artist: unknown)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-14 01:19:32

mlem

Photo by u/ProudnotLoud of their black cat licking its nose while sitting on a bed. The void kitty's ear are back to track an orange cat approaching from behind.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-25 01:45:07

Getting a jump start on #caturday, before I forget.

Single panel comic. Saint Peter is standing at his kiosk in front of the Pearly Gates. The little halo above his head confirms his identity. In front of him a cat is sitting on a cloud. A fireman has climbed to the top of a ladder poking through the cloud, in front of the cat. He is holding out an opened can of cat food. The fireman is saying to the cat, “I don’t know how you got up here, but I’m here to help you down.”
Single panel cartoon. A man is laying alone on a double bed, under covers up to his armpits. His phone is atop a side table at his left. There’s a small lamp atop a side table on the other side of the bed. A cat is sitting on the man’s chest looking at him. The cat is saying, “You’re in my personal space.”
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-12 00:27:11

children I am deeply sorry for the war crime I'm about to commit (getting up because I really need to pee)

my cat and my roommates cat curled up peacefully napping on my bed
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-13 21:52:01

According to Twig, the tastiest part of the laptop is the upper-left corner of the display.
At some point I will find out whether an LCD with bite marks from a cat will continue functioning..

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-16 04:50:11

:neocat_flop:

20 secs of Mickey flops to solve all your problems Compilation video by snugzmeow of their very fluffy white & tan cat falling over on its his side repeatedly to get attention.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-15 03:09:26

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Audioasis
mega cat:
🎵 Sabotage
#megacat
itsmegacat.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/4Zmb0Rz

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-12 00:21:12

children I am deeply sorry for the war crime I'm about to commit (getting up because I really need to pee)

my cat and my roommates cat curled up peacefully napping on my bed
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-14 22:14:27

My cat ate the rest of this month's calendar. 📅
Needless to say, I was dismayed.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-08 20:35:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Peter Cat Recording Co.:
🎵 Memory Box
#PeterCatRecordingCo
mesiebelmont.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/6C5xm2r

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-15 02:30:39

Uh.. excuse me?

Photo of a tabby cat staring up at the camera from in between a human's leg while inside their pajama bottoms as the human tries to use the restroom. I asked the kitty if the kitty minds, and the kitty said "meow"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-15 01:51:13

Giving your human treats can help reenforce good behavior (like leaving the bathroom door open)

Reversed video of a cat taking a treat off a table. Since it's backwards, the video actually looks like kitty sitting on a chair pops its head up (while giving the cheesy puff a couple of licks), places it on the table using both paws, and then watches the human reach over to grab the tasty cheese ball. Human can have a little treat... as a treat!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-14 18:01:44

scritch(void)

Video of a black cat laying on its back while its human scratches its belly softly. The void kitty soon closes its eyes, smacks its lips some, then drifts to sleep. I'm telling ya, cats have it all figured out.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-12 10:19:01

It's called fashion, sweetie 💅

Four photos in slightly different poses of a black cat's back paw wearing a doll-sized high heal shoe. The first picture has the kitty peaking back while being held by the human wearing black polka dot pants, and the last one shows the fashionable peet in a stiletto like the cat is standing in it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound I could lift you up I could show you what you wanna see And take you where you wanna be You could be my luck Even if the sky is falling down I know that I'll be safe and sound Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 09:21:11

Logging on... :3

Ralph from the Simpson's typing the word CAT into a Coleco computer showing a picture of a red cat.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-11 14:01:13

Running with the herd

So to have a chunky orange & white cat laying down its side on top of a kitchen mat showing several horses running. The kitty is lined up with the angle of the horses make it look like a giant cat is galloping along next to them.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 17:42:31

The PlayStation Can Produce Mind-Boggling Effects :wow_miku:

Photo of an orange cat looking at the viewer while sticking its head out of a hole on the bottom of a sideways paper bag. The kitty's tail can also be seen, but the way the paper bag is folded and with the color being close to the color of the cat, it makes the fuzzy goofball look like a low poly 3D rendering.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-09 21:11:40

Using a gigantic cat as a bed would do wonders for my anxiety.
🎨by monokubo

Drawing by monokubo (13033303) of someone in a work or school outfit and a skirt lying facedown on the back of a humongous white cat. The gigantic kitty is laying face down in the sand near a beach, and is pouring over a sea wall like the liquid cats are.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:00:20

Ethel (OIIA Spinning Cat) cosplay

Video of a tabby cat that's caught its own tail and is slowly moving in a circle clockwise, like in the OIIA Spinning Cat memes.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 23:44:28

Completely normal search history
:duckduckgo: cat computer
:duckduckgo: catputer
:duckduckgo: hello kitty hackerbox
:duckduckgo: meowter space cat
:duckduckgo: cat chipi chipi chapa

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-13 12:24:27

:neofox_drake_dislike: I asked ChatGPT and...
:neofox_drake_like: I asked my cat and...

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-12 23:04:29

Fine Art 🧐

Lenticular printing of a black cat moving its head while excitedly trying to catch a string from inside its box. The perfect print to highlight the grace and finesse of the void kitty in action* *it looks like a goofy little goober as its head, eyes, and mouth are all over the place. Truly majestic!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-13 13:08:11

What do you mean sleeping and eating are not real hobbies?

Photo of the face of a chunky orange cat looking slightly to the right of the screen while a question mark is above its head.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 01:48:40

This is how the landing gear is stored during flight.

Photo from underneath a glass table of a fluffy cat with all paws and tail tucked in what scientists (cat fans) call THE LOAF. The front paws curve back toward the fluff core (belly) while the back ones make a 'V' shape.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 16:59:28

How does this cat keep winning? 😭

Photo of a cat in a rec room on top of a pinp pong table where someone has poker chips and cards layed out. The cat's paws are on top of four Ace cards as it stares at the camera in triumph. Kitty cleared me out of catnip... again!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 22:15:45

Cat levels are steady

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:21:47

Orange cat vs stink bug

Video of an orange cat seeing a stink bug by a window and then deciding to sniff it. Sniffing the little sticker causes the kitty to gag and recoil, but their curiosity does not subside. They carefully lift their paw to touch it, flinch even before that reach, then decide to not touchy the buggy. In the end, they just stare at it and wonder.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 03:05:40

RE: infosec.exchange/@chillybot/11
Indicators of Cat

Photo of a fluffy cat looking at the camera with a CAT label sitting on its head. When you have a labeler, everything needs a label!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 19:54:42

Beware of Cat

Video of someone looking at a window with the sign showing a cat head and: WARNING 防犯ネコ 24時間作勤中 24H security system The video then pans to the left where there's an identical looking cat sitting by the window, staring directly at the human filming. The cat moves it's head slightly up as if signaling to the person that it knows... It knows...