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@jake4480@c.im
2026-03-12 14:50:41

David Bowie’s single 'Cat People (Putting Out Fire)' came out this week in 1982 for the horror movie 'Cat People'. And I highly recommend seeing this ridiculous flick, as I did recently 😹
#Bowie

The cover for Bowie's single 'Cat People' from the 1982 movie of same name, with the cat lady in question pictured.
@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-01-11 15:00:46

#cat

A brown and white cat on my back porch. It was eating until it became aware of my presence at the window; now it stares at me as if to say, “can’t you see I’m busy here?” The cat is clean and healthy looking but has no collar, I don’t know where it came from.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-12 10:52:35

I think the kitty likes the LEGO creation!

Photo of a tuxedo cat laying on a yellow chair with a LEGO tuxedo cat facsimile sitting next to them. The kitty's eyes are half open, and the do NOT look impressed.
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-02-11 19:32:24

So, one of the fun, silly things in our house was my wife getting our little black cat a new, fancier scratcher he just refused to use & her not getting him another one so *I* finally went & got one of the cheap ones, which he used
Me: “he’s using your scratcher finally!”
Her: “Really?”
Me:…

Picture of a small black cat snoozing in the sunlight lying in a cardboard scratcher like a bed
Picture of a same black cat in the sunlight lying in a cardboard scratcher having ofc woken up because I’m taking pictures of him and looking at me upside down
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-12 13:30:09

Help me name this picture please #caturday #cat #CatsOfMastodon

My cat sleeping like a boss.
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-01-10 19:32:00

Sunbeams better than most humans, cat declares #caturday

brown tuxedo cat with half-closed eyes in a sunbeam
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-10 17:49:16

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Aaahh Men!
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
mixhypeedits.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2qGvxAK

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-01-11 20:28:37

is it offensive to meow back at my cat
am I appropriating her language
what if I accidentally say a cat slur
cuz one time I honked at a pond full of geese and they all got dead silent, looked at me, and then split into two factions and started fighting

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 16:57:08

#caturday

Single panel comic. Some cats are sitting around an office conference table. One cat is nudging a coffee cup at the edge of the table. The cat sitting next to that one is scowling. A cat at the head of the table is saying, “Oh for crying out loud! Just knock it off the table already so we can get back to work!”
@vikriti@dopamine.social
2026-01-10 18:28:49

Mitsy cat mitsy cat
Where have you been?
I went to your laptop
to puke on the screen.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 09:21:11

Logging on... :3

Ralph from the Simpson's typing the word CAT into a Coleco computer showing a picture of a red cat.
@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
2026-01-09 21:44:11

#cat #catsofmastodon #catstodon

On a pale bedspread is a tabby cat curled up in a circle, except for one forepaw stuck out.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-12 14:21:37

Tell you what, "owner". In my books, every day is #Caturday the 13th, CATpisci?
#cat #CatsOfMastodon

My cat looking at me like a mafioso.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-01-08 01:01:35

Aquest 2026 apunta maneres

Meme d'en Tintín parlant amb el capità. El capità comenta "Caram tu, quin 2026!", i en Tintín respon "Capità, si sols estem a 8 de gener.". És una versió modificada de l'original. Aquesta modificació fa referència a tot lo que està passant aquest 2026 (incendi de Suïssa i en Trump liant-la parda pel món sencer) i el fet que tot això ha passat en ben pocs dies. En l'original, el capità es queixa dol setmana se li està fent llarga, i en Tintín comenta que sols és dimecres.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-09 15:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-02-10 19:46:17

Thought I saw the #feral #cat coming for some scritches but no, that’s no cat

A possum walks across a long log being used as a retention feature in my back yard
@chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2026-03-11 16:44:28

In other news, #atlas was being peak-cat this morning while I was trying to quickly eat breakfast. 😂
#catsOfMastodon #catsodon

‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-01-10 19:32:00

Sunbeams better than most humans, cat declares #caturday

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-09 21:08:00

Oh, how the tables have turned. 3-4 years ago, she was in her mom's belly. Now her mom is cuddled up to _her_ belly. #CatsOfMastodon

Two cats on a pink blanket. A larger black cat w/ white paws (Erie) is stretched out, asleep, on her side. A smaller tuxedo cat (Clove) is curled up next to her, face hidden under her paws and head/butt pushed into Erie's belly.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-03-10 12:39:08

Our brainy cat, Tails, seems to have house trained herself. They've been spending increasing amounts of time outside but as their Petflap hasn't gone in yet it means leaving doors open, which is a bit brisk atm, and getting them back in if we go out, which I *was* expecting to do. Anyway, got them in then a bit later Tails starts yowling to go out. I thought it was just for fun so didn't let her go as I may yet need to go out* and moments later heard

Tails the genius cat who would rather crap en plein air than in a box of wood chippings 👏
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-11 00:04:27

If only it were this easy.
Holding so much sorrow for my fellow Trans people in America.
🌈✨:bisexual_pride: 🏳️‍⚧️ :genderfluid_flag: :nonbinary_flag: :heart_trans: 🏳️‍🌈
#TransRights #TransRightsAreHumanRights

A meme on a pink, white, and blue striped background resembling the transgender pride flag. Centered is a small dark gray cartoon cat with droopy green eyes and a piece of bread resting on its head. Large white uppercase text reads at the top, “EVERY TIME YOU REPOST THIS KITTY,” and at the bottom, “A TRANSPHOBIC STATE LEGISLATURE DIES.”
@cybertailor@craba.cab
2026-02-12 16:04:55

У меня уже несколько дней полностью сдох #Tor. Поделитесь рабочими мостами :pleading_cat_collar:
Я еще что-то слышала про такой pluggable transport как #WebTunnel. Как он, хорошо работает?

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 17:42:31

The PlayStation Can Produce Mind-Boggling Effects :wow_miku:

Photo of an orange cat looking at the viewer while sticking its head out of a hole on the bottom of a sideways paper bag. The kitty's tail can also be seen, but the way the paper bag is folded and with the color being close to the color of the cat, it makes the fuzzy goofball look like a low poly 3D rendering.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 02:01:19

Our cat needed some activities to keep him busy so he doesn't destroy the house. My partner bought a puzzle then I realized there are plenty of 3D models of cat toy puzzles as well.
rasterweb.net/raster/2026/01/3

Cat Treat Puzzles
Keep the asshole cat busy...

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2026-01-10 16:53:12

Stre-e-e-tch.
#caturday

A black cat, on its back, writhing and casting shadows.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-12 10:19:01

It's called fashion, sweetie 💅

Four photos in slightly different poses of a black cat's back paw wearing a doll-sized high heal shoe. The first picture has the kitty peaking back while being held by the human wearing black polka dot pants, and the last one shows the fashionable peet in a stiletto like the cat is standing in it.
@searchparty@mstdn.social
2026-01-11 08:28:59

Bin froh, #SorryBaby im Kino gesehen zu haben, auch wenn das Ende für mich nicht ganz funktioniert. Bester Dialog: „Are you alright at home?“ - „I have a cat.“ youtu.be/Rc0jgWoZo9w?si=hStd5F

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-08 19:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-10 12:00:01

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
-- R. Heinlein

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 16:49:26

#caturday

Single panel comic. A cat is sitting on a chair holding a guitar. There is a microphone on a stand in front of it. The cat is saying, “This next one is called ‘Leave Me the #!@* Alone.’”
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-07 20:18:04

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
The Weakerthans:
🎵 Plea From a Cat Named Virtute
#TheWeakerthans
theweakerthans.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/6FfMiOK

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-09 14:19:14

cute cat and old tech, you might get nostalgic

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-10 22:03:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
King Crimson:
🎵 Cat Food
#KingCrimson
mellowlabelproductions.bandcam
open.spotify.com/track/030ffOI

@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 02:18:05

Stolen to add #AltText. piefed.social/c/politicalcompa

A “Political Compass”-style dual-axis graph of political positions. The y-axis (vertical) is Authoritarian (at the top) vs Libertarian (at the bottom; the x-axis (horizontal) is Economic Left vs Economic Right. In each quadrant is an image of a cat. The top left (Authoritarian/Economic Left) shows a cat sitting in a cardboard tank—as in the armoured fighting vehicle. The top right (Authoritarian/Economic Right) shows an anthropomorphic cat in Tudor-style puffed robes. The bottom right (Libe…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-03 13:40:17

1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.

@hakona@im.alstadheim.no
2026-01-10 14:39:19

#Caturday Big drama in a small bundle .
Our recent addition to the family.

Cat in blanket on couch. Small toy gets pulled into "lair". Whole bundle rolls onto floor. No panic
@noellabo@fedibird.com
2025-12-30 03:10:33

いつも寝る場所
#ネコノナ #chacha_cat #cat

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 17:23:55

#caturday

Single panel comic. Two green space aliens in a flying saucer are beaming up a farmer and a cow. A cat is sitting on the ground licking a paw. One alien is saying to the other, “That small creature with the whiskers refuses to be picked up.”
@Xexyz@mastodon.me.uk
2026-01-08 11:43:08

Viewfinder: petting the cat
Viewfinder caught my eye when it was first demonstrated, with the ability to take photos and walk into them, and clever world manipulation. When it came out it was £20, and that seemed a little expensive for the technical sandbox I imagined it to be. Towards the end of last year it was free on PS , and given away on the Epic Game Store, and now, having played it, I can see that I was wrong: it is not just a technical sandbox, it was not too…

Viewfinder: petting the cat
Viewfinder caught my eye when it was first demonstrated, with the ability to take photos and walk into them, and clever world manipulation. When it came out it was £20, and that seemed a little exp…

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-09 17:00:43

🄸ndus🅅alley

trail cam shot of a wild cat in front of some powerlines and billowing smoke planta
Sheep and lambs graze in a pasture near the Mont-Saint-Michel, northwestern France on Saturday, during a lockdown in France aimed at curbing the spread of the COVID-19 (AFP/Sameer Al-Doumy)
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front. The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 22:15:45

Cat levels are steady

@solawi@social.tchncs.de
2026-02-06 13:29:36

📣 Lecker Weltrekordversuch: Größter veganer Mitbring-Brunch
Sonntag, 15. Februar
09:00 bis 14:00
Fat Cat #München
Macht mit, um den Weltrekord zu brechen und zu zeigen:
"WIR SIND VIELE, wir sind engagiert, wir kümmern uns weiterhin um die Welt, wir fordern Nachhaltigkeit und die Ernährungswende wieder zur top Priorität zu machen! "
Boosten (sprich…

Lecker Weltrekordversuch: Größter veganer Mitbringbrunch · Luma
Am 15. Februar verwandeln wir den Innenbereich des FAT CAT (ehemalig Gasteig) in ein riesiges, gemütliches Picknick. Mit unserem mitgebrachten veganen Essen…

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-01-05 10:10:10

En #Maduro és un dictador antidemocrŠtic, malgestionador de l'economia (cap avall), i repressiu contra la ciutadania i suns rivals polítics.
Però en #Trump és un dictador antidemocrŠtic turbo-capitalista, malgestionador de l'economia (cap amunt), repressiu contra la ciutadania i suns rivals p…

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2026-02-06 19:38:10

Cat was unimpressed by the Opening Ceremony. Me too.
#Olympics

A black cat turns its back to a TV featuring the Olympic opening ceremony.
@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-01-05 00:12:50

Cat Flowbee! @… infosec.exchange/@atax1a/11583

mx alex tax1a - 2020 (6) (@atax1a@infosec.exchange)
our other cat seems to have uniformly trimmed all of his whiskers (we think he stuck his face against the fan in the air filter and thereby trimmed them)

@Don_kun@nerdculture.de
2026-02-09 15:59:24

"I am a cat barrista" ist eine Sammlung von Kurzgeschichten über die Kunden eines besonderen Katzencafés - und dessen Betreiber, ein riesiger Kater. Die Kunden kommen mit Sorgen, die ihnen der magische Kater durch Getränke und speisen vertreiber oder zumindest lindern kann.
Eine angenehme Lektüre für Zwischendurch, eher etwas zum Entspannen.
#Manga

Titelbild des Mangas mit Kater-Barrista
Doppelseite aus dem Buch
@paun@digitalcourage.social
2026-01-10 09:53:32

Have a nice winter #caturday

Photo of a snowcat (snowman in the shape of a cat)
@fell@ma.fellr.net
2026-01-09 01:13:14

RE: mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/
This bag looks almost exactly like my cat, Luna.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-30 17:30:40

the other day I was saying cat cafés exist but I wish there was a cat pub
WELL I HAVE INCREDIBLE NEWS
thedrinksbusiness.com/2023/11/

Enjoy a pint in Britain’s first ever cat pub
The Bag of Nails in Bristol has been named Britain’s first cat pub, with resident felines propping up the bar alongside drinkers.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-10 21:18:03

Guess I need to buy a bigger cat bed
#Caturday

Photo of a tiny kitten sitting on one side of a couch, barely filling it up. Doesn't matter though, kitty calls dibs on the whole thing.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-10 20:50:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NewMusicFix
deer park:
🎵 Black Cat (feat. Ivy Knight)
#deerpark
scenicroute.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/3X7S1j9

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-07 05:22:52

#Caturday

Four-panel comic. Off the Mark, by Mark Parisian. 2002. Each panel is identical except for the text. Rapunzel’s Tower scenario, but with cats. Panel 1: A cat on the ground says, “Rapunzel, let down your hair!” Panel 2: a cat up in the tower, hanging out the window, makes a coughing noise, “CHKK!” Panel 3: cat in the tower goes HACK! And coughs out a hairball to the ground below. Panel 4: cat on the ground asks, “Feel better?” Cat in the tower says, “Yeah!” Commentary: yeah, it’s not very funny…
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-10 02:03:50

Twig literally pulled out the packing paper so that he had space to sit inside the box. Which is still full of the items that we ordered, btw. #CatsOfMastodon

Two cardboard boxes on a wooden floor. One of the boxes has a cardboard divider; one half of the divider is full of crumpled brown paper, the other side has a tabby cat looking towards the viewer. He looks alert and happy, ears forward, though he's only visible from the chest up. In front of the box is more crumpled brown (perforated) paper that he pulled out of the box.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-07 06:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 09:45:01

Even the absence of all light enjoys a good nap :3

Photo of a black cat sleeping while curled up in a ball on a fluffy comforter folded on a bed. For max comfort, the void kitty absorbs all nearby light and heat while occasionally emitting Pawking Radiation in the form of purrs.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-07 15:10:05

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Aaahh Men!
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
mixhypeedits.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2qGvxAK

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-01-03 18:55:00

Hey want free stickers? How about a free podcast? We got both! And cat pics! thebootloader.net hachyderm.io/@prcutler/115832…

The Bootloader Podcast stickers
Brown tuxedo cat holding a Bootloader Podcast sticker
Brown tuxedo cat laying on the ground looking derpily at the camera
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 21:24:29

Next on How It's Made — Kitty Loaf

Photo of a fluffy black and white cat looking down while being a cozy loaf on a glass table. The picture, taken from below, shows the kitty's paws all tucked in with the back feet and toe beans squished in the fur.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-06 16:39:31

Lulu the #cat is lying on my mattress. I lie next to her. I gesticulate to her to climb on my chest, so I would get more space. She looks at me like I was some moron. In the meantime, Ruh notices the gesture and jumps on my chest.
Situation: I'm lying on half of the mattress. On one side, Lulu is stretching next to me and pushing me down. On the other, Ruh is lying on my chest, counterweighing me to the floor. I push my elbow against the bedside table not to fall.
But miraculously, they don't fight, so I ensure. Lulu started washing Ruh, and Ruh doesn't mind. I'm flabbergasted.
To the moment when Ruh suddenly starts sliding down, so she pushes all her claws into my chest. I shriek painfully, and both cats run away.
#LifeWithCats

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-11 10:25:03

Posting media without any kind of alt text makes kitty sad.
You wouldn't want kitty to be sad, would you?

Photo of a fluffy white cat with a resting sad kitty face.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-06 15:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-01-05 09:55:41

EstŠ nevant a Valls!
Segona vegada en muna vida (si mal no recordo) que veig nevar per aquí.
GrŠcies, Francis!

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 14:55:51

Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-07 15:41:29

Was afraid the new old stock cassette I just recorded was defective (it’s about 45 years old), turns out there was a cat hair trapped in it in such a way that it caused occasional dropouts

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-11 02:33:31

🐱 I love you, deerly

Super cute video of a fluffy cat loving on and rubbing against a rescue doe curled up close to someone sitting on a wicker chair under a covered, outdoor dining area. The young deer is wearing a pink collar and is quite friendly with its kitty snuggle buddy.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-12 10:08:59

Mmm, human flavored water

Photo of a black cat licking the glass door of a shower which has tasty, post-shower drops on it.
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 01:14:33

Everybody likes scritches #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat getting his head rubbed
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-25 02:09:32

We are outnumbered by cats right now. No matter where you turn - whether it's the floor, a counter, or you want to escape upstairs.. boom, cat.
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

A cardboard box on the floor, with a tabby cat (Twig) sitting upright in it. The cat has wide eyes and is alert, looking at me as I take the picture.
An unfinished wood counter top, with a tuxedo cat (Clove) sitting on top like a loaf of bread. Unlike Twig, who's alert, her eyes are half closed and she looks bored. She has a white chest and a mostly white face.
A living room scene (messy, due to kids). In the foreground there's a dark wood staircase railing, and on the railing sits ANOTHER tuxedo cat (Erie). Unlike Clove, Erie is mostly black with just little white paw tips and a white chest. From the back, you'd think she was a completely black cat. Her face is so dark that her features are almost invisible, except for some green half-rings in her eyes.
Another tabby cat (Widget), this one on a gray couch. Her butt is facing the camera, but her head is turned torwards it. She has white mitten paws, but the rest of her is standard tabby.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 00:56:46

RE: xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/11620778
If I had a cat for every item on my "read later" list, I would be smothered in my sleep. :3

This is Fine meme redrawing by like_murka, but instead of fire everywhere, it's cats.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-12 12:00:33

RE: meow.social/@toonie/1160497925
How to Voxel Model Your Cat

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-03-03 20:48:02

Si de sobte, d'un dia per l'altre i sense previ avís, en Donald Trump, en Netanyahu d'Israel i en Putin i suns respectius governs desapareguessin per complert i sense deixar cap mena de rastre; moltes dols guerres, dels conflictes i les tensions geopolítiques internacionals d'aquest món d'avui-dia s'acabarien en un no-res.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 17:31:43

There’s a cat on my sweatshirt, which can mean only one thing… I need to wear a different sweatshirt today.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat on a sweatshirt.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-03 23:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 17:44:24

Warm February in Pasadena. Very hard on the #Caturday cat. Look how he suffers.

Brown tuxedo cat laying outside amongst roses & green grass, with a white picket fence and a palm tree in the background
Brown tuxedo cat laying outside amongst roses & green grass
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-02-02 21:56:27

Avui, dia de la Candelera, ha plogut per la tarda pero s'ha aguantat pel matí.
La pobra Candelera estŠ confusa pel que sembla... xD

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 16:56:40

Air Quality Index: Cats

Walter's contribution to the air quality Video shows a tuxedo cat laying in a sunbeam when they start scratching their chin with their back leg. Visible fur and cat dandruff can be seen flying out a result. The human filming proclaims "Oh-Kay!" and the caption by the kitty reads "My work here is done" when they stop.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-02 08:00:13

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-01-01 10:27:28

#BonDia i feliç 2026!

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 01:25:37

Cat looks askance at this Saturday #Caturday

Brown tuxedo cat looking with suspicion at the camera
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-10 16:42:13

The might house panther
#Caturday

Photo of an adorable black cat laying on the floor by it's prey, a wireless mouse. Now the human can use their hands for better things... like petting the kitty or opening doors when requested.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-03 06:00:46

Cat 2: Did–did you just sniff me?!
Cat 1: What? No, I am looking over here...

Video of a white cat sitting next to a grey cat. The first kitty sniffs the other one, then looks away real quick as the grey kitty stares at the white one.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-12-30 04:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 11:59:53

Touchy da fishy

Video of a fluffy cat laying down next to a pond with several large koi fish in it. First part of the video has the cat looking at something else while its paw touches the water. A koi comes to investigate hoping for food, and the kitty and fishy kiss. Second part shows the cat in a wooden walkway next to the water, and the cat gently booping a passing koi. Last part shows how the cat frequently visits and lays down at the edge of the water to watch the big fish.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08 17:35:00

A gentle reminder:
Your cat is probably hungry and/or wants a treat (even if you just fed them). –⁠🐱

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 18:06:16

:blobcatscience: I recommend increasing your daily cat dosage :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 19:41:19

Babi

Photo of a sleeping rescue cat with a clipped ear all scrunched up and tucked in on a bed. It's a level of comfy not often seen outside the womb.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08 19:14:56

When you hear something outside, but you didn't have time to put on pants.

Photo of a half-shaved cat peering outside of a window while standing on its back legs. The top half of the kitty, and the bottom half of its tail are fluffy, but its shaved back side looks comically small in comparison. Also, the healing area from surgery where stitches were/still are can be seen.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 04:09:43

Mustn't disturb the baby

Photo of someone at their computer with a white cat, covered up with a tiny blanket while sleeping on a small hand towel folded like pillow. Nestled kitty sleeps comfortably in front of the screens as the human works away.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 16:59:28

How does this cat keep winning? 😭

Photo of a cat in a rec room on top of a pinp pong table where someone has poker chips and cards layed out. The cat's paws are on top of four Ace cards as it stares at the camera in triumph. Kitty cleared me out of catnip... again!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 08:59:45

Tired but your housemate is in the way? No problem!
Just use them as a pillow.

Photo of two cats on a blanket on top of a chair near a table. One cat is sitting while looking at the viewer, while the other is laying down like a loaf of bread and using the first cat as a pillow. Face smushing? The sleepy doesn't care.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 04:11:10

We are only 18 months away from building the ultimate cat.
The SuperOrange! :neocat_owo_blep:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 22:20:26

:blocky_white_cursor:⁠:neocat_floof_reach:

Video of an orange cat trying to catch and eat a cursor moving on a laptop screen right next to them. Must eat the pointer thingy!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08 15:45:04

Kitty kankle

Photo by aoge87 of their cat, Sushi. Well, just the chonky white ankles and front paw of said kitty, anyway.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 04:25:33

You know who WON'T lose an hour of sleep?
Cats

Photo of a kitty wearing a cone snuggled up to an orange & white cat sleeping on a bed with a purple blanket
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08 11:10:45

They have taken the bedroom and the hallway. We have barred the doors but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes...meows, meows in the deep. We cannot get out. The shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming... :dbl_paw:

Photo of a bathroom door with two white cat paws reaching in from the gap at the bottom. There is no escape!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-03 18:12:05

Pause for a moment to enjoy this tiny blep. Okay, now you can resume your doom scrolling...
#Caturday

Close-up photo of sleepy cat laying against the side of the top of its cat tree while its tongue sticks out slightly. No thoughts, on blep.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 21:11:56

Meow you see me, meow you don't

Two panel comic by cat-zy about their cat. First panel is labeled "What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding", and shows an orange cat in a mask acting like a ninja. Second panel is labeled "What he actually looks like", and shows a very visible and fluffy cat sitting behind a table leg, hiding only its nose.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 03:39:18

Give me some people to ambush⁠—I mean, follow >:3

Video of an orange cat run and around with the zoomies. First it stops to stare at the human, then kitty runs all the way up to the top of what looks like a carpet hanging on the wall, looking around, and finally sprints down the way it came.