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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-16 15:07:55

Black Cat Facts 🐈‍⬛

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BLACK CATS A black cat's favourite pastimes are shenanigans, antics and hijinks Contrary to popular opinions, black cats are brilliant pets that will guard your home not only from intruders but from supernatural forces as well Black cats are associated with Halloween because they hate Christmas Black cats will eat 17 ghosts per year and don’t even want your thanks [Photo of a cute black cat pinned to the "fact sheet" with a paper clip, dossier style]
@servelan@newsie.social
2026-06-18 05:33:18

Deadly cat-killer fungus is spreading across South America: ‘It is just a matter of time’ | The Independent
independent.co.uk/news/science

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-04-17 13:19:00

„Replaced“: Cyberpunk-Blues in Pixel-Optik
Ist „Replaced“ mehr als nur eine hübsche Hülle? Der Action-Plattformer vom Studio Sad Cat beeindruckte schon bei der Ankündigung 2021.
heise.de/t…

„Replaced“: Cyberpunk-Blues in Pixel-Optik
Ist „Replaced“ mehr als nur eine hübsche Hülle? Der Action-Plattformer vom Studio Sad Cat beeindruckte schon bei der Ankündigung 2021.

@lpryszcz@genomic.social
2026-06-17 08:16:25

EU Researchers' Night activities will be starting on 25 Sep
lanitdelarecerca.cat/noticia/s
Registrations of activity proposa…

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-06-15 15:28:23

O Romeow … cat steals the show during final scene at Romeo and Juliet ballet - video | Cats | The Guardian
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/v

O Romeow … cat steals the show during final scene at Romeo and Juliet ballet - video
A cat decided it was the main character during the final scene of a Romeo and Juliet performance by the Imperial Russian Ballet Company in Izmir, Turkey

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 15:49:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#CatStevens
cristiancabreradjcriss.bandcam
open.spotify.com/track/7mjSHL2

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-17 16:09:12

#trans #cat #shitpost

Trans flag overlay over cat screaming FUCK YEAH TRANS RIGHTS
@drbruced@aus.social
2026-06-16 22:29:08

Thanks to the person on the Fediverse who posted a guide on how to draw a black cat starting with a potato. Here is my effort (from memory, having lost the toot). #catsofmastodon #drawing

A hand drawn black cat looking at the viewer, shaped like a potato
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 05:39:19

One cat out all night until 5am. Hear jangling, yay! Turnip’s back! Hear more jangling, other cat goes to investigate…
Turnip is back with a mouse which is now loose in the house :(
Mouse finally retrieved from behind the fridge 🤦‍♂️

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-06-14 14:30:41

Genetic study reveals extinction risk for unique mangrove-adapted pampas cat news.mongabay.com/2026/06/gene

Genetic study reveals extinction risk for unique mangrove-adapted pampas cat
More than a decade ago, conservationists began working to preserve a unique population of desert pampas cats that has adapted to the mangroves of Peru’s northern coast. This small, isolated population roams the San Pedro de Vice dry mangroves, a Ramsar Site and South America’s southernmost mangrove ecosystem. “This is a very unique population, because […]

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-06-18 00:22:48

Physicists Created an Entirely New Species of Schrödinger’s Cat
gizmodo.com/physicists-created

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-06-15 17:30:39

Vance calls his 'chidless cat ladies' comment 'one of the dumbest things I ever said' (Henry J. Gomez/NBC News)
nbcnews.com/politics/jd-vance/
memeorandum.com/260615/p55#a26

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-17 21:27:07

"Brush Jjaemu" is an incredibly accurate cat-brushing simulator
sprunkiretake.net/sprunki-game

An image of a cat looking irritatedly at you
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-17 16:30:36

I must go, my people* need me!
*cats

Cute drawing of an arm holding an orange cat. Text in the image is: I just WANT to be HOME with my CAT
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-17 03:25:39

Soaking up the sun…
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat on a bed in the sunlight.
@kornel@mastodon.social
2026-05-16 00:19:48

New Frugit! ( #electroSwing #cat )
youtube.com/watch?v=ImS6Yw0O_FA

@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot
2026-05-16 19:52:40

I never thought I'd get to post something to #Caterday, but I seem to have accidentally acquired a timeshare on one of the neighbourhood cats. He likes to come in and sleep for a few hours on my stairs. Too noisy in his other home, perhaps?

The budster stretched out on the stairs. White and grey cat, showing belly.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-04-13 11:57:35

Aquesta matinada, entre les 00:30 i les dues i remitjó dol matinada, hi ha hagut una apagada elèctrica generalitzada a #Valls.
Aquest matí, guaitava les notícies locals i les xarxes socials i nulú estŠ parlant ni tan sols mencionant el tema.
Què passa? És tan normal que el sistema elèctric de Valls es caigui quan merament cauen quatre gotes que ja ho considerem normal?

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-18 03:02:54

Dear kitty sitter, please watch this instructional video

Caption: How do I explain this to the cat sitter Video by mochiandchedder showing their white & tan cat, Mochi, laying on, its back, paws stretched forward, while their human gives them a karate chop style massage and stretch on the kitty's chest & arms. Top tier kitty servant right there.
@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-04-16 23:07:06

Does anyone know what the `Description` field is used for in systemd's .network files? `networkctl` doesn't seem to show it except in `cat` (which just prints the file itself), and I don't see it in the journal when I call e.g. `networkctl reload` or even `sudo systemctl restart systemd-networkd`. Kind of the same question for .netdev files too.
#AskFedi

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-18 03:59:34

o here she is

my cat sitting on my chest looking up at the camera
@tempus_fuckit@toot.cat
2026-06-16 16:09:32

Etsy... Gastbestellungen sind möglich, aber den Support kann man nur kontaktieren, wenn man einen Account erstellt. Danke für nichts.
#Etsy
#NieWiederDortEinkaufen
#WhatTheFuck

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-06-15 18:31:57

Tails being super cute this evening. In the one where she looks side on she's actually lying along the back of the seat, next to me. #cats #fedicats #CatsOfMastodon

A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out on a grey sofa.
A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out on a grey sofa with het head on her paws.
A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out along the back of a grey sofa seat.
A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out on a grey sofa.
@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2026-04-16 08:04:28

brush the cat without dying (impossible)
#animals #cats

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-04-10 12:17:17

何かに頭を乗せるよね
#chacha_cat #cat

@nebucatnetzer@social.linux.pizza
2026-06-16 20:14:47

Great comment under this video: youtube.com/watch?v=CAyWN9ba9J8
> A Turkish man playing a Finnish song remixed by a South African dj while a Canadian cat vibes.
> This is why the internet is great

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-14 17:39:10

It's Clove's emotional support cable/cord cover. #CatsOfMastodon

A tuxedo cat asleep (lying sideways) on top of a white fuzzy window sill cat perch. She takes up only half the perch. Next to her, a thin white cable cover about 18in long (just the open channel itself, not the base that mounts to the wall) is also on the perch. The way she's laying, facing towards the camera, with her front paws/legs over the cable cover, it looks as if she's spooning with it; she's big spoon, the cable cover is small spoon.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-05-16 09:33:06

Oh yeah? Who watches the watcher now?
#caturday #CatsOfMastodon #cat #cats

My cat, silently waiting at my desk 20 centimetres away from my face, giving me the accusatory eye.
An extreme closeup of my cat's eye.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-17 16:06:05

I just wanna take care of this baby.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-11 14:50:37

#caturday

Single-panel comic. An elderly woman is sitting in an easy chair with a cat on her lap. She appears to be petting the cat. On the floor beside her is a basket with knitting in it. On the other side of the chair is a table with a lamp. The cat is saying, “Remember that time you told me to fetch? We all had a good laugh.”
@servelan@newsie.social
2026-06-15 19:08:59

JD Vance book admits his ‘childless cat lady’ insult was ‘boneheaded’
19thnews.org/2026/06/jd-vance-

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-05-13 12:16:12

He is JUST such a ridiculously affectionate cat, he was sleeping on me, and now has ignored his breakfast to come lay on me some more.

Picture of a black cat lying on a terrycloth robed lap, lookup upwards and wondering why petting has stopped (to take this picture)
@yetiinabox@todon.nl
2026-06-14 10:01:42

I'm testing one of the most wonderful Fediverse projects I have encountered, #PawFed, from the creator of #Fedilab.
Here goes.
@…

Homepage
Welcome to Mrs Murrays Cat & Dog Home based in Aberdeen, Scotland. We care for lost and stray dogs and cats, and help rehome animals whose owners can no…

@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-04-11 11:07:36

Happy hair snap clip cat is happy. 😽
#photography #everydayobjects

A close-up, top-down photograph of a single, worn pink metal hair snap clip resting on a light-colored wooden surface. The clip has a decorative, wavy scalloped edge. On the left end, there is a small, slightly off-center illustration of a smiling white cartoon cat face. The paint on the clip and the cat graphic is chipped and distressed, and the metal is visibly worn along the edges. The clip is oriented horizontally, with the closed snap mechanism and a tiny hole visible on the right end. The…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 15:43:54

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 On the Road to Find Out
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/6que7uz

@jon@henshaw.social
2026-06-14 18:20:19

You are no match for the Catinator3000!
#Caturday

Cat under a green bowl reaching out from under it to attack an automated vacuum and then being dragged by the vacuum out from under the bowl.
@AccordionBruce@Mastodon.social
2026-04-15 20:29:33

The Night of a Thousand Buttons
Jan 25, 2008
Featuring @… #JasonWebley & #Vancouver’s own Ana Bon Bon ❤️‍🔥🪗
Found this historical poster fr…

Show booster for, A night of 1000 buttons. Friday, January 25 [2008]. Featuring Geoff Berner, Jason Webley and Ana Bon Bon. A rough layout with images of the artists cut and pasteed somewhat sloppily on.
Poster from the first Accordion Noir festival in 2008. Sepia tone frame of an antique button accordion. Inside the frame of the accordion there’s an antique portrait of a lady playing an 1800s era fancy French “flutina” style Accordion. Surrounding her is information about the festival, including artists like Geoff Berner, Amy Denio, and the creaking planks.
Ninth Accordion Noir festival from 2016. Beautiful poster featuring a goth fem accordionist with billowing blueish hair and a black cat on her shoulder.
Poster for the 12th annual Accordion Noir festival in November, 2019. Features a silhouette of an accordion playing figure wearing a skirt, and devil horns, with puppet strings going up to a big “Accordion Noir“ banner on top.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-18 04:06:00

HEARTBREAKING: The worst person you know has a really cute cat

@johnleonard@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 12:28:01

The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring damages claim on behalf of around 38.5 million UK iPhone and iPad users.

UK tribunal greenlights £3bn claim against Apple iCloud
The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring ...

@outer@mas.to
2026-06-07 21:47:52

“Look into the eyes of a cat for a moment. Your gaze will flicker between recognising another being (without quite being able to situate it), and staring into a void.”
—DAVID WOOD, “IF A CAT COULD TALK,” AEON
#Quotes #Cat #Feline

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-06-13 02:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@crell@phpc.social
2026-06-04 23:56:09

For the cat lovers in the audience, it's National Hug Your Cat Day.
catster.com/lifestyle/national

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-04-11 15:14:46

Happy post-Artemis #Caturday

Brown tuxedo cat laying on grass in front of nasturtiums looking towards camera
Brown tuxedo cat laying on grass in front of nasturtiums looking towards camera
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-13 02:42:02

ohhh look who just woke up and came to say hi

my very groggy looking cat sitting on my chest looking at me
my cat is half awake sitting on my chest
my cat snuggling up under my chin
my cat giving me a lil hug
@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-06-15 01:51:14

Humans are not nouns, we’re verbs.
(H/t to some dude named Eric on NPRs Hidden Brain. He also cites his cat as a guru of sorts. )

@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2026-04-06 23:21:33

I have now chanced upon the latest big thread that people have been subtooting about for the last day or so. It has made my life no better than before I read it.
Here's a picture of Charley cat sitting on a chair that she has recently decided she likes. She always makes my life better.
#subtoot #cat

White and black cat (cow-markings) sitting on a green chair (maybe looks blue in the photo). The chair is curved, which is great for cats to snuggle into. She was snuggled just before this photo was taken, but is sitting up now pondering whether to get up (she does).
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-17 15:11:10

Sparky summing up the weekend. I could really use some sun and warmth to work up a bit of vroom. #catsofmastodon

A young tabby and white cat lies (moulting) on a human who's wearing black. Sparky is lying on his side along the human legs, nose facing in, with a little smile on his face. Look at his one gingery tabby trouser 💙
@katrinakatrinka@infosec.exchange
2026-06-15 06:28:43

If you enjoyed the first episode of #BlairBraverman's new podcast #WhatToCarryWhatToBurn about how Ada Blackjack and the ship's cat survived on Wrangel Island. And if you wanted to know more about Vilhjalmur Stefansson and how he came to know about Wrangel Island and d…

Empire of Ice and Stone
...Damron’s able narration carries listeners through this arduous journey with a steady tone that lightens at moments of joy and becomes grave at times of deep sadness and loss. While the tale has all of the trappings of a great adventure novel, neither the author nor Damron let listeners forget that the toll here was real, human, and significant.- BooklistWill Damron sweeps listeners onto the Arctic ice with the ...

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-18 00:05:47

Booby trap!

Photo of a cat paw sticking out from under some furniture — waiting for an unsuspecting victim to come along. Those toes beans are decoy beans which can deploy knives at will. Not to mention where there is one, there are more close by! (still would though)
@jake4480@c.im
2026-06-13 14:23:58

#caturday

Me and Cubone the cat
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 19:33:56

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Mitski:
🎵 That White Cat
#Mitski
open.spotify.com/track/4ECTsM0

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-05-11 12:52:07

And this is why I leash my cat when I go to the deck

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 06:03:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NickGrimshaw
Cat Power:
🎵 Manhattan
#CatPower
cocho.bandcamp.com/track/cat-p
open.spotify.com/track/5T4Bf4a

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-09 18:01:19

Lulu.
#cat #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-06-11 02:52:21

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslySTolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

The image shows a cat dangling upside down from a hole in a white, textured ceiling. The cat is predominantly white with patches of orange fur on its head, back, and tail. Its body is extended downwards, with its legs bent, as if it's caught or trying to maneuver through the opening. The hole in the ceiling appears to be roughly rectangular, revealing a dark space behind it. The ceiling itself is made of square panels with a raised pattern. A shadow cast by something outside the frame stretches…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-17 17:26:21

Boop to fix blep 👉⁠:neocat_blep:

Video of someone filming their white cat, Will, sitting while their tongue hangs out and wiggles. The human filming, is cracking up at their (probably) medicated kitty, and pets their nose to reset their blep-ification.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-16 20:41:50

meow!

Motivational type poster showing someone sad and forlorn verse them wearing cat ears with a happy smile. CHANGE YOUR MINDSET! I can't do it. ➜ meow! It's too difficult. ➜ meow It's all my fault. ➜ maw! When will I be happy? ➜ mow I hate myself. ➜ mreow!
@outer@mas.to
2026-04-15 01:03:03

Cat nappin', with Dave, Penny and Molly.
#Kitties #Comfort #Happiness

Dave is napping in a comfy chair, with 2 kitties laying on him. Look at the tufts of white fur poking out between Molly's hind toes.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-12 06:10:41

RE: mastodont.cat/@ebrum/116559999
bahahaha

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-16 08:32:51

We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties
Please Stand By... :crt_w_test_pattern:

Photo of a white with black markings on the top of its head with claws stuck, crisscross, between a bed and a scratching post / cat tree. Poor kitty is in quite the predicament and hopes the human will hurry up with the camera and help out.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-05-09 18:49:59

The life of a cat exhibition star 😼
#Sofia #Bulgaria #InternationalCatExhibition2026

A grumpy orange cat, behind bars, trying to get some shut-eye in its kitty bed at the International Cat Exhibition 2026 at Inter Expo Center in Sofia, Bulgaria
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-14 01:19:19

football cat i was wondering where u were!

my cat has come to watch the chicago fire match
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-05-14 19:46:45

Out of the many things that I appreciate about cats, I think one of my favorites is:
When a cat is completely stone asleep, and you place your ear on them and there’s about a half second pause and then they just start purring really loudly.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-16 17:38:28

RE: infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/1
Replacing "AI" with "cat" and other LLM related words with "kitty" make reading posts like these way funnier. 😹

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-17 07:26:29

Kitty is helping! 🌾

Speed up video of a farmer scooping up some grains that were drying on some pavement while a black & white kitten lays in it. The farmer starts to scoop everything up in a pile, but the kitty doesn't get up. The comfy cat gets shoveled up and added to the pile two times but never gets up. Such a good assistant!
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-25 01:45:07

Getting a jump start on #caturday, before I forget.

Single panel comic. Saint Peter is standing at his kiosk in front of the Pearly Gates. The little halo above his head confirms his identity. In front of him a cat is sitting on a cloud. A fireman has climbed to the top of a ladder poking through the cloud, in front of the cat. He is holding out an opened can of cat food. The fireman is saying to the cat, “I don’t know how you got up here, but I’m here to help you down.”
Single panel cartoon. A man is laying alone on a double bed, under covers up to his armpits. His phone is atop a side table at his left. There’s a small lamp atop a side table on the other side of the bed. A cat is sitting on the man’s chest looking at him. The cat is saying, “You’re in my personal space.”
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-06-10 19:14:22
Content warning: Cat poo

Well, it finally happened after 8ish years of robot hoover - smeared a cat poo around the kitchen floor 🤢

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-16 03:29:07

a bedtime baby

my cat looking wide eyed at the camera while laying on my chest
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-12 20:03:04

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
The Weakerthans:
🎵 Plea From a Cat Named Virtute
#TheWeakerthans
theweakerthans.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/6FfMiOK

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-06-14 21:16:08

No matter how I’m sitting or lay down, he will inevitably find some way of settling in so he can lay on me 😂
#Caturday

Photo of a black cat lying down on my stomach/side
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 20:00:56

Which one is the neck pillow, and which one is the cat? #CatsOfMastodon #Erie

On a bed, on a pair of jeans, a black neck pillow and a black cat next to each other. They're about the same size and look very similar, including how the neck pillow has a purple & white tag at 5-o-clock, and Erie (the cat) has a little white tuft and white whiskers around the same position.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-14 15:58:55

Game of cat & mouse

Video of an orange cat laying next to a laptop, centimeters away from the screen. When the cursor wiggles and moves around, the mighty hunter tries to catch and eat it a few times. Good job kitty!
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-12 01:07:07

she has come to oversee my progress on coral island

my cat sitting on my chest looking directly at the camera
my cat sitting on my chest putting a paw on my chin
my cat completely sprawled out with her head tucked into my chin and a leg between my boobs
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:31:12

More cat shenanigans…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat being rubbed.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-11 22:14:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Muddy Waters:
🎵 Tom Cat
#MuddyWaters
daybreakers.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/1UHa7ag

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-13 21:52:01

According to Twig, the tastiest part of the laptop is the upper-left corner of the display.
At some point I will find out whether an LCD with bite marks from a cat will continue functioning..

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-14 01:19:32

mlem

Photo by u/ProudnotLoud of their black cat licking its nose while sitting on a bed. The void kitty's ear are back to track an orange cat approaching from behind.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-08 07:01:16

I adjusted my position on the bed ever so slightly and she became sabotabby

my cat doing the cat thing where they arch their back up real high and look like a Halloween decoration
sabotabby, a symbol of anarchosyndicalism, which is a black cat doing the arched back cat screaming thing in front of a red circle
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-16 04:50:11

:neocat_flop:

20 secs of Mickey flops to solve all your problems Compilation video by snugzmeow of their very fluffy white & tan cat falling over on its his side repeatedly to get attention.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-09 17:24:56

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Cat Power:
🎵 Cross Bones Style
#CatPower
swainswainswain.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/5Qhy5MY

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-12 00:27:11

children I am deeply sorry for the war crime I'm about to commit (getting up because I really need to pee)

my cat and my roommates cat curled up peacefully napping on my bed
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-14 22:14:27

My cat ate the rest of this month's calendar. 📅
Needless to say, I was dismayed.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-12 00:21:12

children I am deeply sorry for the war crime I'm about to commit (getting up because I really need to pee)

my cat and my roommates cat curled up peacefully napping on my bed
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-14 18:23:11

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Cat Power:
🎵 Try Me
#CatPower
open.spotify.com/track/1jyOatt

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-15 02:30:39

Uh.. excuse me?

Photo of a tabby cat staring up at the camera from in between a human's leg while inside their pajama bottoms as the human tries to use the restroom. I asked the kitty if the kitty minds, and the kitty said "meow"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-15 01:51:13

Giving your human treats can help reenforce good behavior (like leaving the bathroom door open)

Reversed video of a cat taking a treat off a table. Since it's backwards, the video actually looks like kitty sitting on a chair pops its head up (while giving the cheesy puff a couple of licks), places it on the table using both paws, and then watches the human reach over to grab the tasty cheese ball. Human can have a little treat... as a treat!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-14 18:01:44

scritch(void)

Video of a black cat laying on its back while its human scratches its belly softly. The void kitty soon closes its eyes, smacks its lips some, then drifts to sleep. I'm telling ya, cats have it all figured out.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-15 04:58:30

Like soooo much! :ablobcatheart:

Photo of a woman with pale skin and dark hair embracing a very fluffy orange and white cat who is looking up at her. The setting is in front of a dinner table, and while the likely scenario for the photo was a cuddle intervention to keep the kitty away from thr antipasto, it's still very cute. Caption is: i love cats so much
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-11 14:01:13

Running with the herd

So to have a chunky orange & white cat laying down its side on top of a kitchen mat showing several horses running. The kitty is lined up with the angle of the horses make it look like a giant cat is galloping along next to them.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound I could lift you up I could show you what you wanna see And take you where you wanna be You could be my luck Even if the sky is falling down I know that I'll be safe and sound Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:00:20

Ethel (OIIA Spinning Cat) cosplay

Video of a tabby cat that's caught its own tail and is slowly moving in a circle clockwise, like in the OIIA Spinning Cat memes.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-13 12:24:27

:neofox_drake_dislike: I asked ChatGPT and...
:neofox_drake_like: I asked my cat and...

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-09 21:11:40

Using a gigantic cat as a bed would do wonders for my anxiety.
🎨by monokubo

Drawing by monokubo (13033303) of someone in a work or school outfit and a skirt lying facedown on the back of a humongous white cat. The gigantic kitty is laying face down in the sand near a beach, and is pouring over a sea wall like the liquid cats are.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 23:44:28

Completely normal search history
:duckduckgo: cat computer
:duckduckgo: catputer
:duckduckgo: hello kitty hackerbox
:duckduckgo: meowter space cat
:duckduckgo: cat chipi chipi chapa

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-13 20:14:06

Oh no the kitty fell over and exploded 😭
#Caterday

Photo of an extremely fluffy cat laying on its side from at the bottom of some atairs in a house. The kitty has so much fluff it almost looks like it is a rug. The cute pill of floof is looking up at the viewer who is on the stair while beaming secret kitty thoughts directly into your brain. A mirrored closet, a single shoe, a floor vent, and some sort of object or toy can be seen hanging on the front door.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-12 11:45:28

Ah, I see your problem right here. It has code.

Photo of a fluffy cat staring at a computer monitor with C++ code on the screen.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-12 23:04:29

Fine Art 🧐

Lenticular printing of a black cat moving its head while excitedly trying to catch a string from inside its box. The perfect print to highlight the grace and finesse of the void kitty in action* *it looks like a goofy little goober as its head, eyes, and mouth are all over the place. Truly majestic!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 01:48:40

This is how the landing gear is stored during flight.

Photo from underneath a glass table of a fluffy cat with all paws and tail tucked in what scientists (cat fans) call THE LOAF. The front paws curve back toward the fluff core (belly) while the back ones make a 'V' shape.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-29 18:09:13

I should buy a boa– i mean, meow!

Three photos of an orange cat sitting like a human in a chair while their leg sticks forward as they look around. First two pictures show the kitty looking out the window then at the table in front of them, as if lost in thought, while the last photo show them looking at the camera as if they just snapped back to reality. Still the weird cat pose, though, because when you're a cat, any pose is a cat pose.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:21:47

Orange cat vs stink bug

Video of an orange cat seeing a stink bug by a window and then deciding to sniff it. Sniffing the little sticker causes the kitty to gag and recoil, but their curiosity does not subside. They carefully lift their paw to touch it, flinch even before that reach, then decide to not touchy the buggy. In the end, they just stare at it and wonder.