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@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-06-02 18:19:50

Ooh ooh #ToeBeanTuesday I've got a photo!

A white and tabby cat lies on a human who's sitting back on a bed as she was very tired after work (the human, not the cat). The cat's back feet obscure the rest of it but you can make out cat ears either side and a bit of tabby tail. It's not the best photo as I had to hold Sparky up with my right hand and wrangle my phone with my left and keep the silly case out of the way, which I didn't quite manage to do. Anyway toebeans.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-03 03:37:35

My kid picked up a (metal) cat-shaped cookie cutter. They discovered that eggs can be fried in it, resulting in cat-shaped eggs.
My wife was making cat-eggs and had leftover raw egg she offered to me.
her: "Do you want me to make your eggs meow?"
me: "Yes fleas"
her: ...
me: "You said 'meow' instead of 'now', right? You ASKED for that."
her: "Yeah, I guess I did."

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-02 19:58:31

Imagine working on a computer all day when you can just do this

Video of a black cat laying straight on its back on a pillow of a night stand while just looking around the room upsidedown. The void kitty is quite relaxed and won't be getting up anytime soon (minus extra snacks). Nearby a house plant, some flip-flops, and part of a painting of the same black cat sitting on a toilet (the royal throne) can be seen.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-08-03 13:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-06-30 17:20:58

Sharif don’t like it,
Wash the #cat box!
Wash the cat box!
#TheClash

Various components of a sifting cat litter box sit in my driveway. The sifter part is covered in soapy foam and everything is wet.
@cdarwin@c.im
2026-08-04 01:55:02

Minutes after midnight on Saturday morning, Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s deputies received a 9-1-1 call reporting
a man ramming a vehicle with a front loader tractor into a sedan on Sinton Road in Santa Maria.
The car was occupied by a woman who managed to flee the vehicle while 38-year-old Levi Gaze of Paso Robles allegedly repeatedly ran the yellow CAT tractor into the vehicle.
He then proceeded to use the bucket of the tractor to further smash the gray sedan, accordi…

Man Allegedly Crushes Occupied Car with Tractor During Argument in Santa Maria 
Levi Gaze of Paso Robles arrested, and woman survives altercation.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-06-04 09:45:50

Trump says he doesn't know whether the $1.8 billion payout fund is dead (Cat Zakrzewski/Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/politics/20
memeorandum.com/260604/p5#a260

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-06-03 23:41:59

Our little yahoo cat snuck off in the neighbors backyard behind us so we had to assume that he got covered in poison ivy, so once we got him back in our yard, I washed him off with cloths an experience he was very happy about (he was NOT happy about this at all)

@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-08-01 12:33:17

E = mc²
i.e.
Entertainment = man × cat²
#Caturday

Snurre the Cat, in all his grey splendor, side-eying me over his shoulder, as he lies in my lap. Is that the cat version of rolling your eyes?
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-01 18:58:33

A #StationCat from #Opole.
#cat

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-06-01 17:50:19

I love my crusty baby

me using my cat as a pillow while she looks into the camera
me staring at my cat who turned to look at me
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-03 17:33:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Cat Power:
🎵 Human Being
#CatPower
open.spotify.com/track/4dyTkWW

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-01 16:20:33

:cat_tilting_head:

Photo of a tabby cat sitting and tilting its head while looking at something off screen. Sometimes you got to tilt the noggin to get it better connection.
@TFG@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-02 18:57:09

Nothing seems to matter anymore when your cat is dying and there's nothing you can do about it.

@olav@bonn.social
2026-06-30 17:46:22

Lustig! Ticketfritz akzeptiert Ellah-Card. Unsere beiden Katzen heißen so :) katzenleben.fritz.cat

Katzenleben
Kater Fritz und seine Abenteuer in der Bonner Altstadt

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-06-25 14:00:31

"Rodent-killing baits threaten small wild cats and other wildlife"
#Animals #Wildlife

Rodent-killing baits threaten small wild cats and other wildlife
Cat kills rodent. Cat eats rodent. Cat is exposed to potentially lethal rodenticides. That scenario is increasingly likely for many small wild cat species across the globe, and yet, only a handful of researchers are investigating this underrecognized conservation issue. Thus far, researchers confirmed that one wild cat population has declined from exposure to these […]

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-31 18:47:46

Pixie has had a hard day lying under the bushes, sleeping, and is now exhausted from a chin scratching session. It's a cat's life. #catsofmastodon

A black and white cat lies on a brown sofa, head tucked under so her forehead is resting on the cushion. She's fast asleep.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-05-30 15:29:56

#Caturday
Zen cat garden.

Photo of a light-colored cat laying on its side on a carpet. A small stone is placed on its shoulder. A small rake lies on its side. There are patterns that look like the cat’s fur has been raked like a zen garden. Possibly AI image. I can’t tell.
@jake4480@c.im
2026-08-02 00:02:34

Cubone and chill
#caturday #cats #CatsOfMastodon

Tuxedo cat Cubone, sitting in my lap chilling
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-06-27 16:05:39

Cat #Caturday

Cat paw from barely visible sleeping cat on a green fuzzy blanket
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-02 14:20:34

Twig woke me up this morning. My wife got home after traveling for about a week and a half, and he was frantically pawing and rubbing against me to let me know that there was an intruder in the house. I didn't know a guard-cat was a thing.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-03 23:34:29

Tell me something you don't know

Photo of a tabby cat with its arms crossed next to its chin like the kitty is contemplating something
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-07-31 12:58:23

That feeling when your renderer can handle a component that outputs HTML inside link text in Markdown that’s embedded in HTML.
(Yes, I’m bragging.)
#Kitten #SmallWeb #SmallTech

Screenshot: Detail of Helix editor show source code of Kitten example at ~/sandbox/layout-components: footer. component.js (another tab, types.d.ts, is visible but not active). Highlighted code: Powered with love by [Kitten <${kitten.icons.cat} weight=duotone size=1.5em style='vertical-align: bottom;'/>](https://kitten.small-web.org). Full (visible) code: export default () => kitten.html` <footer> <markdown> Copyright (c) 2023-${new Date().getFullYear()}, Yours Truly. T…
Screenshot: A generic web browser showing the render of a page in the sample Kitten site showing the footer rendered. It reads Powered with love by Kitten with a blue (link-coloured) Kitten icon next to the word Kitten (as a single link).
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-07-02 15:29:08

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
mega cat:
🎵 Sabotage
#megacat
itsmegacat.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/4Zmb0Rz

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2026-06-27 11:54:38

My best friend who is always by my side. Happy Caturday! #caturday

My sweet little cat who sits beside me on a cat ledge while I work.
@Jyoti@mas.to
2026-07-31 13:13:06

I just typed this in a group chat and I thought, naaah - the world needs to see this:
"As a non-cat person, I really hate it when cats show me their stupid little bumholes."

@scott@carfree.city
2026-05-28 22:08:26

I love my cat, but she really has no grasp of academic Marxism. Words like dialectical and conjuncture mean nothing to her.

A cat with a white belly, paws, and lower face, with dark gray and brown fur on the top of her head, sits on a hardwood floor in a ray of light.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-27 15:02:21

Cat Today.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat with crossed paws.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-02 11:35:46

logging on

Photo of a young tuxedo cat resting on a pink toy laptop with its front paws while its face is a centimeter away from the screen.
@AccordionBruce@Mastodon.social
2026-06-30 14:58:12

Surprisingly gratifying level of repeated and even relevant accordion content in this well-researched cat video 🪗 🐈
#CatsOfMastodon

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-03 21:03:17

🌯

Photo of an orange and white cat wrapped up in soft towel like a tasty burrito. Definitely the easiest way to clip a house lion's claws so they can't get away.
@ruari@velocipederider.com
2026-07-30 12:51:29

My wife and kids are away for a couple of days leaving me alone at our place [well me and the cat]. This morning I woke up and on autopilot I made two coffees (I always make a coffee for my wife, since I get up first). Only when I finished did I realise what I had done.
On the plus side, two coffees for me! And apparently I needed two anyway for my brain to work properly.
The takeaway from this story is that everything worked out just great.

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2026-05-24 15:57:16

A very tired #cat Too much excitement watching birds and people through the window? 😉
#caturday #catsofmastodon

Napping grey and white cat snuggled up next to a pillow on a couch.
@lioh@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-30 10:19:55

The Joker
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon

Eine Katze im Clownkostüm
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-27 10:25:43

A cat wandered into the farm, very affectionate, bit skinny, knows about houses and doors, clearly not a typical stray, and begging for food. We are now at the vet to see if she has a chip (or a dread illness).
I don't need another cat. I can fit another cat, but I don't need one.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-02 02:56:26

Failed. The nearby shop delivery truck started making noise at 4:30 and the cat didn't let me sleep more.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-29 21:45:42

So I had always thought that Erie liked to sit on laptop keyboards because of the warmth from the machine underneath.
But no, here she is sitting on a bluetooth keyboard (and it's not even on). She does it not for the warmth, but just to be a jerk. Though to be fair, I DID take her to the vet today, so I deserve it.
#CatsOfMastodon
(That's Clove in the backg…

A mostly-black tuxedo cat sitting on a kitchen table next to pokemon cards, notebooks, and other kid detritus. In the background is a window with a fuzzy shelf, and another tuxedo cat sitting on the shelf. The cat on the table is sitting on a black rectangle that's hard to make out, but it is a battery-operated bluetooth keyboard.
Same two cats, but this time the mostly-black tuxedo cat in the foreground is looking directly at the camera with her green eyes.
@markrsmith@smithtodon.org
2026-05-28 23:38:31

The note is so that we dont accidentally sit on Stephen
#cat #blanket

A lumpy green blanket on a red couch with a napkin that has “CAT” written on it. Stephen is not visible.
@mooncorebunny@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-29 22:19:16

Cat on a sill. #catsofmastodon

A white-grey moggy cat sleeps on a window sill, spread out relaxedly. The sun outside was just right, not quite a heatwave on this day.
@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-06-14 14:30:41

Genetic study reveals extinction risk for unique mangrove-adapted pampas cat news.mongabay.com/2026/06/gene

Genetic study reveals extinction risk for unique mangrove-adapted pampas cat
More than a decade ago, conservationists began working to preserve a unique population of desert pampas cats that has adapted to the mangroves of Peru’s northern coast. This small, isolated population roams the San Pedro de Vice dry mangroves, a Ramsar Site and South America’s southernmost mangrove ecosystem. “This is a very unique population, because […]

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-31 01:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-06-23 07:07:44

Amazing video of a blind passenger during a flight:
Remove #cat before flight
youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ
Read the

@fluchtkapsel@nerdculture.de
2026-06-30 11:26:58

Ich nutze immer noch YouTube. Vor ein paar Monaten tauchte in den empfohlenen Videos unter einem Video, das ich gerade geschaut hatte, ein Video auf mit einem Titel "This is what your cat feels for you" oder so ähnlich. Ich bin Katzenbesitzer (oder ihr Personal), also klickte ich mal rein.
Das Video wirkte gezeichnet oder wie eine Ansammlung animierter Cliparts. Stilistisch ein bisschen unausgewogen, aber warum nicht. Der Erzähler sprach klar, aber das Writing war … ich sag m…

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-07-25 10:26:52

Galena loves the new cardboard lounge bed. #cat #cats #caturday

@totientfunction@mathstodon.xyz
2026-07-26 12:16:46

I wandered around the botanical garden in Kraków for 3 hours last Friday, and the plants there were amazing 💚! While writing the alt texts, I learned that one of the plants is a "red hot cat tail" ❤️ and one is a kind of "foxtail fern" 🧡.
#flowers #plants

A red hot cat tail (acalypha hispida), with many long, pinkish-red bushy flowers hanging down. The plant also has big green leaves.
A zebra plant (goeppertia zebrina), with many striped leaves, that are very bright light green striped with very dark green sections in between, creating a beautiful contrast.
Pretty pink water lilies in dark brown water. The lily pads in different sizes are partially covering each other. In the middle is a nicely visible flower with multiple layers of pink petals surrounding the orange stamens. There are a few more (partially) visible flowers in the upper right.
A foxtail fern (asparagus densiflorus Meyerii), with many long, bushy, light green "tails" meandering outwards in all directions.
@servelan@newsie.social
2026-06-18 05:33:18

Deadly cat-killer fungus is spreading across South America: ‘It is just a matter of time’ | The Independent
independent.co.uk/news/science

‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-06-27 16:05:39

Cat #Caturday

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-30 05:36:01

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Paint The Town Red
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
open.spotify.com/track/2IGMVun

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-30 20:13:20

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega
the-daisy-chain.bandcamp.com/t

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-05-28 23:32:38

8 hour Quinton video just dropped.
Remembering Grumpy Cat | Fallen Titans
by Quinton Reviews
youtube.com/watch?v=klBhtxbUxqE

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-06-27 15:09:20

#Caturday

Single-panel cartoon. A cat leans seductively against a scratching post wearing a red bustier and black fishnet stockings, holding a whip. Standing next to the cat is a man talking to someone out of the picture, saying, “I think the cat’s in heat again.”
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-05-30 10:00:44

Sadly, @… is not the type of cat that can get the joke.

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-29 17:55:54

#ThreeGoodThings
1. My cat is curled up on my lap (and shedding white hair absolutely everywhere) 🐱
2. All the salad I had with my supper was picked from the garden 🥗
3. We're on the other side of emptying a storage unit we've had for four years. No-one was looking forward to doing that and it's a great feeling to have it done.

Sparky, a white and tabby cat, curled up on me and moulting white hair on my navy blue leggings.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-29 18:09:13

I should buy a boa– i mean, meow!

Three photos of an orange cat sitting like a human in a chair while their leg sticks forward as they look around. First two pictures show the kitty looking out the window then at the table in front of them, as if lost in thought, while the last photo show them looking at the camera as if they just snapped back to reality. Still the weird cat pose, though, because when you're a cat, any pose is a cat pose.
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-05-22 14:00:19

"War on Iran may threaten conservation of the world’s rarest big cat"
#Iran #Animals #Conservation

War on Iran may threaten conservation of the world's rarest big cat
The world’s most endangered big cat faces an increasingly precarious future as ongoing conflict in Iran disrupts critical conservation efforts.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-31 03:19:43

Recently a new #cat started walking through the neighborhood. Since he tends to be singing while he's walking, I provisionally named him Jaskier (for the Witcher character, lit. buttercup, though renamed to Dandelion in translation).
So Jaskier is sitting below the window, singing. Ruh 🐱 is sitting behind the mosquito net, in an open window, and twittering back at him. He jumps on the outer windowsill, a distance away from her (i.e. behind the closed window panel). She shouts at him.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-08-01 05:05:09

Pixie desperately wants to know what the neighbours are up to. #caturday

A black and white cat with shortish legs is standing on a bay window seat, front paws up on the window sill, stretching to see out over some plant pots. She is looking back over her shoulder at the camera, head tilted quizzically.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-31 16:29:10

Caterpillar

Photo of a fluffy black cat laying down with its feet and tail hidden in a line on top of a hump on a blanket, making the void kitty look like a caterpillar or a fuzzy snake. When your a cat bones are optional and every position is comfy.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-29 21:07:33

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2026-05-30 22:38:23

Nothing better than napping in the sun on a lazy #caturday #catsofmastodon #cats

Grey and white cat laying in the sun
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-06-15 15:28:23

O Romeow … cat steals the show during final scene at Romeo and Juliet ballet - video | Cats | The Guardian
theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/v

O Romeow … cat steals the show during final scene at Romeo and Juliet ballet - video
A cat decided it was the main character during the final scene of a Romeo and Juliet performance by the Imperial Russian Ballet Company in Izmir, Turkey

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-08-01 10:47:59

In case you missed it, scientists have confirmed that cats sometimes lick each other just to be annoying. #cat #cats #caturday #licking #jerks [gift link] nytimes.com/2026/07/10/science

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-06-18 00:22:48

Physicists Created an Entirely New Species of Schrödinger’s Cat
gizmodo.com/physicists-created

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-26 20:05:25

Meow*
*look into my eyes

Old newspaper or tabloid clipping titled "Trained Cat Hypnotizes Woman" with three black & white photos. The first shows a woman looking at a cat who's on a table next to a rotary phone. The second shows the cat still staring at her, but the woman's head down, showing that she is asleep. The last photo is a close-up of the cat looking at the camera, letting you know you're next...
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-05-30 15:34:27

#caturday

Single-panel comic. A woman is standing in front of a mirror in what seems to be a dress shop. She is holding a cat in her arms. There are six cats sitting on the floor behind her. A salesman stands next to her saying, “Would you like to see it with a calico?”
@ruari@velocipederider.com
2026-05-23 06:55:57

Since it's #caturday, we put on Monty's favourite show.

A cat staring at a TV screen with a bird and a chipmunk. The cat is waving his tail and is ready to pounce.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-28 02:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-25 21:32:18

It's been a hard days night and I've been sleeping like a Twig
#CatsOfMastodon

A brown and black tabby cat asleep on a platform of a carpet-covered cat tower. There's a hole in the tower, and his head is resting on the edge of the hole (half in the hole, half out). His body is on the rest of the platform , butt facing outward. See, his name is Twig, and he's like a branch of a cat tree..
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-01 20:34:01

:blobcatpeekaboo:

Photo of a fluffy white cat sitting in a kitchen chair while resting its chin on a table, mere centimeters away from some human food in a bowl.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-02 02:16:33

The summoning circle worked!

Photo of a young black cat laying down on a Ouija board type, circular rug. The rug has zodiac signs, letters, numbers, sun & moon symbols, etc.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-01 17:58:20

Happy Pride Month :blobcatsweat:

Photo of someone with long pink nails holding a rainbow colored pride sticker with a nervous cat saying, "Lesbians eat what?"
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-27 04:41:36

The princess and the pea.
#Lulu the #cat

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-06-15 19:08:59

JD Vance book admits his ‘childless cat lady’ insult was ‘boneheaded’
19thnews.org/2026/06/jd-vance-

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-06-25 13:00:15

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-25 20:08:01

Goofball 😹

Video of someone wearing crocs and holding a sports water bottle looking down at a black cat in the tub who is staring at the bottle. The human slowly starts to point the bottle downward while the kitty's eyes dilate with excitement. They then squirt the bottle around the cat as the cat happily tries to catch the water. It's a silly game this cat seems to absolutely love for sure!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-29 04:48:31

Excuse me, are you aware you're a cat?

Photo of someone holding a microphone up to a long haired cat while it looks at them, questioningly. MRRWW?
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-23 14:50:33

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Moonshadow
#CatStevens
thespartan.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/5p3nvmo

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-06-15 18:31:57

Tails being super cute this evening. In the one where she looks side on she's actually lying along the back of the seat, next to me. #cats #fedicats #CatsOfMastodon

A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out on a grey sofa.
A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out on a grey sofa with het head on her paws.
A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out along the back of a grey sofa seat.
A young tabby and white cat lies stretched out on a grey sofa.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-29 22:39:00

Omg quite literally the same exact cat food, guys. Stop fighting over the bowls.

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-25 17:36:43

When you dig a ditch below the window, and poor Lulu 🐱 keeps pacing the trenches, being unable to jump on the window sill.
#cat

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-31 19:08:02

Pride Beam :nyancat_rainbow:⁠:nyancat_rainbow:

Photo of a chunky tabby cat laying on the ground while a rainbow beam shines on its belly
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-23 22:24:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-23 20:46:50

Erie is NOT happy with this turn of events (we're at the vet's office). #CatsOfMastodon

A black cat (she's actually a tuxedo but you can't see any white) inside of a backpack cat carrier. She's at the bottom, facing away from the camera, looking out of black mesh with one ear partially back. Outside of the mesh you see a white bike helmet and round wooden table. She's very sheddy.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-25 02:19:21

Yoink

Video of a cat loafing by some drawings when a human off screen slowly places a treat on the floor in front of them. A cat paw from the hodden orange cat underneath the drawers, however, quickly yoinks the treat while the first kitty just watches
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-30 18:38:15

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PositiveVibrations
Junior Cat:
🎵 Rude Bwoy Sumethin
#JuniorCat
open.spotify.com/track/7EGOlzs

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-21 08:55:07

"Cats are the only thing keeping me sane," I say as I tuck myself in my cat blankets and cat pattern bedsheets while wearing my cat print pajamas with cat paw socks :3

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-21 16:29:21

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega
the-daisy-chain.bandcamp.com/t

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-29 23:58:15

I lost again! Why is this kitty so good at cards?

Photo of a white cat with a smirk on its face standing on 4 Aces next to a bunch of casino chips while on top of a ping-pong table.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-25 13:25:08

RE: toot.cat/@devopscats/116635317
Woke up this morning.
Time to make it everyone's problem!

:elmo_fire:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-30 06:22:28

No pillow, no problem :neocat_nom_cat:

Photo of two orange cats loafing on a blanket on a sofa with one of them resting its head on the other like they're a pillow.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-23 09:14:13

What are they feeding that farm cat?! :mario_flop:

Photo by u/Available-Log3771 of their orange cat loafing inside a fenced in area for a toy farm house set. There is a green sheet for the field, several farm animal toys, and even a mario face down on the barn roof by a ladder.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-24 02:03:14

When the human commits the crime of smelling like another cat!

Extreme close-up photo of a cat with its mouth slightly open an with an aghast look on its face.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-25 10:24:18

Please, I have no more closet space!

When life gives you lemons Tell it to stop, the lemons have created a mental burden beyond repair. I have 73,037 lemons! (Two photos of an overwhelmed looking white & black cat sitting awkwardly one a background of lemon clipart) [Poorly Made Cat Memes]
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-21 06:32:08

Farm cat rests where farm cat pleases

Video of a black laying on top of a wooly sheep who is grazing in some grass.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-28 02:59:41

BTW, if I follow you, follow back is NOT required (as I will definitely dominate up your timeline with boosts and cat posts)
Also, Hide Boosts is an option as well :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-21 00:18:11

Don't forget to sing to your cat randomly! I heard they love that :3

Photo of a tabby cat laying down, but with wide eyes. As if slightly disturbed at its human's behavior. It's textbook body language for "not this crap again"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-20 12:13:53

Aww 😞

Sewing machine for sale picture showing a cute tortie cat next to it. "Sewing Machine–Does not come with Cat $10"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-20 18:26:47

RE: toot.cat/@anglemaece/116953577
Paparazzi snapping pics of @… again 📸

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-24 20:39:55

Cat pics please :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-17 16:30:36

I must go, my people* need me!
*cats

Cute drawing of an arm holding an orange cat. Text in the image is: I just WANT to be HOME with my CAT