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@johnleonard@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 12:28:01

The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring damages claim on behalf of around 38.5 million UK iPhone and iPad users.

“Look into the eyes of a cat for a moment. Your gaze will flicker between recognising another being (without quite being able to situate it), and staring into a void.”
—DAVID WOOD, “IF A CAT COULD TALK,” AEON
#Quotes #Cat #Feline

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-08 07:01:16

I adjusted my position on the bed ever so slightly and she became sabotabby

my cat doing the cat thing where they arch their back up real high and look like a Halloween decoration
sabotabby, a symbol of anarchosyndicalism, which is a black cat doing the arched back cat screaming thing in front of a red circle
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 20:00:56

Which one is the neck pillow, and which one is the cat? #CatsOfMastodon #Erie

On a bed, on a pair of jeans, a black neck pillow and a black cat next to each other. They're about the same size and look very similar, including how the neck pillow has a purple & white tag at 5-o-clock, and Erie (the cat) has a little white tuft and white whiskers around the same position.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 01:48:40

This is how the landing gear is stored during flight.

Photo from underneath a glass table of a fluffy cat with all paws and tail tucked in what scientists (cat fans) call THE LOAF. The front paws curve back toward the fluff core (belly) while the back ones make a 'V' shape.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:31:12

More cat shenanigans…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat being rubbed.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-08 20:35:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Peter Cat Recording Co.:
🎵 Memory Box
#PeterCatRecordingCo
mesiebelmont.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/6C5xm2r

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-06-07 16:18:32

For anyone who could use a cat photo just now, courtesy of a cuddly Sparky #cats #CatsOfMastodon #Fedicats

A tightly curled and heavily moulting white and tabby cat lies on the lap of a human who is ill-advisedly wearing black. We're both sitting in my fabulous orange chair.
@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2026-04-06 23:21:33

I have now chanced upon the latest big thread that people have been subtooting about for the last day or so. It has made my life no better than before I read it.
Here's a picture of Charley cat sitting on a chair that she has recently decided she likes. She always makes my life better.
#subtoot #cat

White and black cat (cow-markings) sitting on a green chair (maybe looks blue in the photo). The chair is curved, which is great for cats to snuggle into. She was snuggled just before this photo was taken, but is sitting up now pondering whether to get up (she does).
@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-05-06 20:15:21

What a cool #DIY project for a #cat feeder:
a Secret Painting Door
youtube.com/watch?v=XOZR2RFAObg

@crell@phpc.social
2026-06-04 23:56:09

For the cat lovers in the audience, it's National Hug Your Cat Day.
catster.com/lifestyle/national

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:00:20

Ethel (OIIA Spinning Cat) cosplay

Video of a tabby cat that's caught its own tail and is slowly moving in a circle clockwise, like in the OIIA Spinning Cat memes.
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 01:14:33

Everybody likes scritches #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat getting his head rubbed
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-06 19:02:35

#oc #shitpost #meme

A black cat with red hair wearing a red shirt that says "blood" with the caption "Blood Edge the Cat, Cool Cat's edgy brother.
@fgraver@hcommons.social
2026-04-07 04:42:56

(Dogs work too.) @… mastodon.social/@lemay/1163600

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-07 23:08:31

my skrunkly child

my cat curled up looking like a lil ragamuffin
my cat contorted on my bed with one crazy eye open
@tempus_fuckit@toot.cat
2026-05-08 17:08:18

Und nun: #CriticalMass #Darmstadt

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-07 19:21:36

You have that in common with my cat

IPP Everywhere (I peepee everywhere)
@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 15:26:52

Caturday special edition: Cat Person (Cat-Person?) holds sign at No Kings last #caturday Meow!
#photo #photography #cats

Woman with cat ear headband and mirror shades holds sign that say "Born to pet cats, forced to fight fascists"
@zachleat@zachleat.com
2026-05-06 15:24:25

@… @… …yes. yes it is. a trash-cat

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:28:40

Hoping this isn’t a violation of privacy or policy.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat doing… a pose.
@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-05-06 10:56:54

The cat's canned food is no longer chicken, it is now the slightly ominous "with chicken" instead.

@Tupp_ed@mastodon.ie
2026-06-06 07:11:37

I’m writing today’s Gist in the quiet before everyone else in the house wakes up.
The cat has just come in from a night in the rain, furious.
I have a coffee and a weekend paper to browse while I collect my thoughts.

@jake4480@c.im
2026-06-06 08:30:19

Cubone giving his usual serious look as he blends into the blanket
#caturday

A tuxedo cat looking at the camera all serious on a bed, fading into the dark blanket, with Bob's Burgers on in the background
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-05 19:53:38

Ruh is a typical chestcat. She loves sleeping on my chest, given that either I'm wearing something or I'm covered by a blanket. She won't lie on it if I'm covered by a quilt. However, she doesn't mind lying on a quilt without anyone under it. She doesn't like my lap particularly; I have to lean back enough so she could place her front feet on my belly.
Mr Ek is a lapcat. He would gladly lie on my lap when I'm sitting. If I'm lying down, he also prefers the area of my knees.
Lulu is an universalcat. She will gladly lie down both on my lap, and on my chest. And if my chest is occupied, she's ready to lie down almost on my head, just to have the dominant position.
#cat

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-07 22:20:07

CMOS stands for cat meme–OwO–semiconductor

@stiefkind@mastodon.social
2026-06-06 10:26:37

Since two weeks we have another rescue cat. Please welcome three years old Theodore. Its former owner suffered from dementia and unfortunately had to give up taking care of. He currently is getting used to the house and our resident senior Kasimir. Upcoming Monday he will see the vet and probably shortly afterwards we let him go discovering our entire property. #caturday

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-04 16:12:11

#caturday

Single-panel comic.
Two cats, apparently a male and a female, are “standing” at a table on which is a plate with a fish on it. They have human clothes on. The male cat is holding up the tail of the fish in one “hand” and a knife in the other. He has a sheepish look on his face, and 2 beads of sweat coming off his head. The female cat stands with her arms folded across her chest, saying, “I hope you licked yourself before handling our food?”
Caption at bottom: Faux Paws.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-03 22:04:19

Stolen to add #AltText. mstdn.social/@GeriAQuin/116342

A black-and-white tuxedo cat, looking somewhat less than impressed and gazing directly at the viewer, sits in front of a landscape-aspected painting, perhaps half again wider than it is tall. Though its proportions are closer to those of a cow,—albeit exaggerated to use as much space as possible—the markings on the tuxedo cat that fills the rectangular canvas indicate that it’s a portrait of the otherwise normal cat that now sits before it.

Caption: “I don’t know who did this. But I do have a …
@HeidiSeibold@fosstodon.org
2026-04-06 16:04:43

First impressions of Wales are fantastic. Had a great lunch and found our way to the Center of Alternative Technology (thanks to the kind and funny bus driver 😁).
Ready for the Open Science Retreat #OSR26UK

little river in the sun
first CAT building
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-05-06 15:59:45

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116
If you get THIS, fully, you are into radio astronomy and music history and cat content ... my kind of nerd!

@bammerlaan@mastodon.nl
2026-06-06 19:48:08

Tetra the cat is checking my work.
#sewing #caturday #cats

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-07 19:49:55

Just in case anyone was wondering how our cats spent their day today (and I said they'd never be allowed on the bed 🙈).

A young tabby and white cat peeps out from a duvet fort.
A tabby tail emerges from a pile of duvet.
@nico@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-04-06 13:50:12

Trouvez le chat ! (Facile)
Find the cat !
#catsofmastodon

Un petit chat tigré, allongé dans l’herbe assez haute, en train de dormir. Il y a un tuyau d’arrosage jaune derrière.
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-06-06 14:49:40

Turnip is in his happy place; the secret room, aka the loft.
He’s clambered everywhere and now has his face and whiskers absolutely covered in cobwebs and dusty smuts
#Caturday

Turnip - a ginger blonde cat - clambers around on top of boxes in our loft
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-06-05 17:15:57

Sources say xAI used Claude models for distillation and training, including using personal accounts and the intermediary service Blackbox AI after being cut off (Grace Kay/The Information)
theinformation.com/articles/xa

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-06-06 13:46:28

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Cards
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
open.spotify.com/track/3C5yxZT

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:21:47

Orange cat vs stink bug

Video of an orange cat seeing a stink bug by a window and then deciding to sniff it. Sniffing the little sticker causes the kitty to gag and recoil, but their curiosity does not subside. They carefully lift their paw to touch it, flinch even before that reach, then decide to not touchy the buggy. In the end, they just stare at it and wonder.
@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-05-05 18:37:04

Cat Scratch Fever

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-03 22:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@matematico314@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-05 19:57:03

Para os fãs de #CowboyBebop, a versão completa da história do gato que viveu milhões de vezes:
web.archive.org/web/2009012312

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-03 03:37:35

My kid picked up a (metal) cat-shaped cookie cutter. They discovered that eggs can be fried in it, resulting in cat-shaped eggs.
My wife was making cat-eggs and had leftover raw egg she offered to me.
her: "Do you want me to make your eggs meow?"
me: "Yes fleas"
her: ...
me: "You said 'meow' instead of 'now', right? You ASKED for that."
her: "Yeah, I guess I did."

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-08 07:16:09

perfect sleepy baby

my cat curled up next to me on my bed like a perfect lil angel
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-04-07 20:39:00

Tails muchly displeased at being called in from the garden. She's glaring at me 😄
#cats etc

A very affronted young tabby and white cat is sitting in a grey radiator bed and glaring.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 23:44:28

Completely normal search history
:duckduckgo: cat computer
:duckduckgo: catputer
:duckduckgo: hello kitty hackerbox
:duckduckgo: meowter space cat
:duckduckgo: cat chipi chipi chapa

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-04 14:07:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SoundsOfSurvivance
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJ

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-06-04 09:45:50

Trump says he doesn't know whether the $1.8 billion payout fund is dead (Cat Zakrzewski/Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/politics/20
memeorandum.com/260604/p5#a260

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-06 12:56:54

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Cat Power:
🎵 Woman (6 Music Session, 22 Oct 2018)
#CatPower
feldermelder.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/7b2905b

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-05-22 14:00:19

"War on Iran may threaten conservation of the world’s rarest big cat"
#Iran #Animals #Conservation

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-04-05 00:23:50

As I mentioned, I’m sick, and our little cat is VERY confused why I’m downstairs so much in my office
(I’m semi quarantining myself and sleeping down here)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-08 01:07:07

Furcet

Photo of a cat sleeping on a sink in such a way that it looks like the faucet is coming out of the kitty's midsection
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Dexerto
@Dexerto
A viral browser extension forces you to stop
scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your
screen
Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an
unremovable cat overlay until your break
timer ends
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-25 01:45:07

Getting a jump start on #caturday, before I forget.

Single panel comic.
Saint Peter is standing at his kiosk in front of the Pearly Gates. The little halo above his head confirms his identity. In front of him a cat is sitting on a cloud. A fireman has climbed to the top of a ladder poking through the cloud, in front of the cat. He is holding out an opened can of cat food. The fireman is saying to the cat, “I don’t know how you got up here, but I’m here to help you down.”
Single panel cartoon.
A man is laying alone on a double bed, under covers up to his armpits. His phone is atop a side table at his left. There’s a small lamp atop a side table on the other side of the bed. A cat is sitting on the man’s chest looking at him. The cat is saying, “You’re in my personal space.”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-07 07:57:18

Congratulations, you found the Fedi Echo Chamber!

Looping video of a cat meowing with a whole bunch of reverb. More meow for your meow! Meow meow meow!

@…
Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation
Thank you, Li Chen. Your comics are all great! Now it's time to buy your books, etc.
exocomics.com/store

Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation

Panel 1
(Robot shaking cat, who sleeps beside his food dish.)
Robot: CAT. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. COME ON.

Panel 2
(Owner Li Chen is drawing a comic.)
Owner: he's very food-motivated
Robot: OH.

Panel 3
(Robot speaks to cat.)
Robot: WALK OR I SHALL CONSUME YOU.
(Cat opens eyes wide.)

Panel 4
(Owner looks up.)
Owner: wait that's not --
(Robot holds leash with one arm, the other up in the air, while cat pulls with vigor--sweating…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-30 18:33:47

Theory: you should have multiple litter boxes, so every #cat has its own.
Reality: one cat goes through two litter boxes, relieving each need separately.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 20:17:21

Cuteness singularity

Put it with a black cat sitting in a wire basket while looking straight up, making the kitty look like it is bending spacetime.
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-06 20:17:13

And here, in the final days of Ástriðr, she discovers that the warmth, community, and peace she wanted were always hers for the taking. 16 years wasted wallowing in fear and hesitation. Many such cases, sadly.

An old and sickly and hesitant and fearful and anxious but nonetheless incredibly sweet and affectionate cat relaxing on an elevated cushion in front of a glowing woodstove by a stone wall in a 17th century cottage somewhere in rural Ireland
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound

I could lift you up
I could show you what you wanna see
And take you where you wanna be
You could be my luck
Even if the sky is falling down
I know that I'll be safe and sound

Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-06-02 18:19:50

Ooh ooh #ToeBeanTuesday I've got a photo!

A white and tabby cat lies on a human who's sitting back on a bed as she was very tired after work (the human, not the cat). The cat's back feet obscure the rest of it but you can make out cat ears either side and a bit of tabby tail. It's not the best photo as I had to hold Sparky up with my right hand and wrangle my phone with my left and keep the silly case out of the way, which I didn't quite manage to do. Anyway toebeans.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-07 14:46:47

From baby to big baby

Time lapse video of growth progess photos of a calico cat from tiny kitten being held all the way until fully grown with airplane ears. All the pictures are lined up with the eyes of the cute kitty as it grows.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-05 16:19:10

DO NOT DISTURB.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat, lying on a bed, sleeping, with his paw, covering his eyeballs, but you can see his little nose poking out.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-29 21:45:42

So I had always thought that Erie liked to sit on laptop keyboards because of the warmth from the machine underneath.
But no, here she is sitting on a bluetooth keyboard (and it's not even on). She does it not for the warmth, but just to be a jerk. Though to be fair, I DID take her to the vet today, so I deserve it.
#CatsOfMastodon
(That's Clove in the backg…

A mostly-black tuxedo cat sitting on a kitchen table next to pokemon cards, notebooks, and other kid detritus. In the background is a window with a fuzzy shelf, and another tuxedo cat sitting on the shelf. The cat on the table is sitting on a black rectangle that's hard to make out, but it is a battery-operated bluetooth keyboard.
Same two cats, but this time the mostly-black tuxedo cat in the foreground is looking directly at the camera with her green eyes.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-02 14:48:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-06 07:17:18

^-^

Cover art for Joy Division's album, Unknown Pleasures, that original showed a data plot of signals from a radio pulsar, except it shows cat heads in the signal part as is captioned:

Cat Division
Furry Pleasures
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-06-06 19:08:35

🇩🇪🐈‍⬛❓ 🇺🇸🐈‍⬛❓⚽🐈‍⬛✅
#fedifc

my cat has come to watch the US vs Germany friendly. unclear which team she's rooting for
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-01 02:44:54

Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
#shitposting

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-03 03:32:45

Help, I've Erie'd and I can't get up!
#CatsOfMastodon

My legs under a light pink blanket. Between my legs, a black cat is fast asleep, lying on her side with her head resting on her paws. Kind of blurry, as it was taken with a shitty webcam.
A better pic taken of the same cat on my legs. This one taken from above, with a cell phone camera. My silver laptop is partially visible, and Erie's white patches (her tummy, her back paws) are barely visible as well. Her eye is open just a slit (as she looks suspiciously up at my wife).
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-05-30 15:29:56

#Caturday
Zen cat garden.

Photo of a light-colored cat laying on its side on a carpet. A small stone is placed on its shoulder. A small rake lies on its side. There are patterns that look like the cat’s fur has been raked like a zen garden. Possibly AI image. I can’t tell.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 08:31:55

@… Orange Dreams

Photo of an orange cat sleeping in its cat bed on its back while its front paws dangle in the air at a 90 degree angle
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-01 04:17:48

Mr Ek on a journey to the vet. It was his first train journey.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #train

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-30 20:13:20

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega
the-daisy-chain.bandcamp.com/t

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 17:00:19

"Meowing at your cat is better for reducing loneliness than an AI chatbot, study finds"

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-25 02:02:40

This little lady has been hanging out with me pretty much non-stop since I got sick. She basically just leaves the bed for food & bathroom breaks. Absolutely THE BEST cat. #Erie #CatsOfMastodon

A mostly black tuxedo cat. White paws and a white chest, but from the back you'd think she was an entirely black cat. She's sitting on the floor, looking at the camera patiently (waiting for me to go back to bed).
The same tuxedo cat, walking up towards the camera. Two white paws are barely visible, and only a small portion of her white chest is visible, but otherwise a black coat. Her whiskers are white. Her nose is invisible, just black pixels with no defining features.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-31 03:19:43

Recently a new #cat started walking through the neighborhood. Since he tends to be singing while he's walking, I provisionally named him Jaskier (for the Witcher character, lit. buttercup, though renamed to Dandelion in translation).
So Jaskier is sitting below the window, singing. Ruh 🐱 is sitting behind the mosquito net, in an open window, and twittering back at him. He jumps on the outer windowsill, a distance away from her (i.e. behind the closed window panel). She shouts at him.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-06 09:08:28

You feel a presence watching you...

Photo of a white cat staring through a cubic "privacy" window, which is distorting the kitty's eyes and face.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-06-01 17:50:19

I love my crusty baby

me using my cat as a pillow while she looks into the camera
me staring at my cat who turned to look at me
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-06 18:21:29

Please submit your beans to verify your account 🐾

Flatbed scan of a cat sitting on top of a document scanner that only shows the front paws and back legs.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-04 20:00:44

giraffe

Silly photo of an orange cat inside a large glass pot while its neck is stretched out to rest its head on the side. Make it look like a boneless cat or maybe a baby giraffe.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 15:37:36

:bunny:

Photo of a white & orange bunny and a white & orange cat playing on a sofa / love seat. The cat is laying on its back as the bunny is jumping in the air making it look like it's hovering ominously above the kitty. I've added white action lines around the bunny for maximum dramatic effect.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 03:05:40

RE: infosec.exchange/@chillybot/11
Indicators of Cat

Photo of a fluffy cat looking at the camera with a CAT label sitting on its head. When you have a labeler, everything needs a label!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-29 18:09:13

I should buy a boa– i mean, meow!

Three photos of an orange cat sitting like a human in a chair while their leg sticks forward as they look around. First two pictures show the kitty looking out the window then at the table in front of them, as if lost in thought, while the last photo show them looking at the camera as if they just snapped back to reality. Still the weird cat pose, though, because when you're a cat, any pose is a cat pose.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-05 06:29:22

Feel free to tag me in and and all cat related posts!
Instant fav, and ones with alt text get a boost :3
Also, tag @…, @…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-05 21:29:42

Huh. I wonder who that's for?

Photo of a cat looking at a door sign with its picture and a 🚫 symbol over it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 06:57:48

You have 1 new notification

Video of an orange cat running through a house with hardwood floors, jumping on a couch to stare at you with airplane, then running back from whence the kitty came.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-05 12:29:14

I think the little one enjoys the tuna tube

Photo of a black kitten with airplane ears holding onto a cat snack tube with both front paws while eating it quickly, as if worried another kitten with steal it away. Nom nom nom!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-03 02:03:33

Ban slanted laptop stands! :angery:
#Caterday

Video of a calico cat trying to lay down on the top of a laptop keyboard and failing because the laptop stand is slanted. Eventually the cat tries to smack stuff underneath it for revenge.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 09:46:46

Cat obsession :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 19:54:42

Beware of Cat

Video of someone looking at a window with the sign showing a cat head and:

WARNING
防犯ネコ
24時間作勤中
24H security system

The video then pans to the left where there's an identical looking cat sitting by the window, staring directly at the human filming. The cat moves it's head slightly up as if signaling to the person that it knows... It knows...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-31 16:29:10

Caterpillar

Photo of a fluffy black cat laying down with its feet and tail hidden in a line on top of a hump on a blanket, making the void kitty look like a caterpillar or a fuzzy snake. When your a cat bones are optional and every position is comfy.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-21 08:55:07

"Cats are the only thing keeping me sane," I say as I tuck myself in my cat blankets and cat pattern bedsheets while wearing my cat print pajamas with cat paw socks :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 16:11:08

A cat can never be held accountable. Therefore a cat must never take the blame. :ablobcatangel:
(This message brought to you by the Council of Cats)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 17:06:03

Cat work is real work

Video of someone monching and running their face on their orange and white cat is just sitting there, calmly staring something off screen. The demeanor of the cat shows that this is probably a daily occurrence. Caption at the top is:

It's either this or the streets...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 15:02:57

RE: aus.social/@dgar/1163181216356
I'm a cat, so it's kind of my hobby

Low res and grainy animation of a fluffy white cat knocking stuff placed in front of them off a table.
Fuck This
Fuck That
Fuck Those Too
Fuck All These
Fuck This Thing In Particular
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 19:07:28

*shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Video of a black cat and an orange cat both drinking from a water bowl at the same time. The black cat is drinking from the far end of the bowl, while the orange cat is drinking from underneath the black cat while facing sideways. Just normal kitty things.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-03 21:03:17

🌯

Photo of an orange and white cat wrapped up in soft towel like a tasty burrito. Definitely the easiest way to clip a house lion's claws so they can't get away.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-27 20:02:33

The cat sounds a little horse

Photo of a cat laying down with its head inside of a horse mask.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-23 22:27:36

You've already eaten, kitty!

:angery:

Photo of the "angery" cat meme showing a white & orange cat with squinting eyes, a crinkled nose, and a partial open mouth. By human expressions, the kitty looks angry, but it's actually just a well timed shot of a cat about to sneeze
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-28 21:07:51

WIMDY!

Photo by Kaydeeseeds of their VERY fluffy black & white cat, Luna, enjoying the wind while she sits in the grass.

Assume a spherical cat...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-02 11:35:46

logging on

Photo of a young tuxedo cat resting on a pink toy laptop with its front paws while its face is a centimeter away from the screen.