2026-04-04 22:43:14
Caturday special edition: Cat Person (Cat-Person?) holds sign at No Kings last #caturday Meow!
#photo #photography #cats
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SoundsOfSurvivance
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
https://soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/cat-power-the-greatest
https://open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJPDCFn1IV6bFxY1N
Completely normal search history
:duckduckgo: cat computer
:duckduckgo: catputer
:duckduckgo: hello kitty hackerbox
:duckduckgo: meowter space cat
:duckduckgo: cat chipi chipi chapa
1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.
Si de sobte, d'un dia per l'altre i sense previ avís, en Donald Trump, en Netanyahu d'Israel i en Putin i suns respectius governs desapareguessin per complert i sense deixar cap mena de rastre; moltes dols guerres, dels conflictes i les tensions geopolítiques internacionals d'aquest món d'avui-dia s'acabarien en un no-res.
You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting
DO NOT DISTURB.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
Cat Scratch Fever
So Erie starts throwing up, and Twig _starts chasing her_, like an asshole. He chases her up the steps, and that is why there is now cat puke (in the form of half-digested dry kibble) on not the steps (treads), but the _riser_ of every single step.
As I mentioned, I’m sick, and our little cat is VERY confused why I’m downstairs so much in my office
(I’m semi quarantining myself and sleeping down here)
Para os fãs de #CowboyBebop, a versão completa da história do gato que viveu milhões de vezes:
https://web.archive.org/web/200901231238…
petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
Chillin’ with Turnip
#CatsOfMastodon
"Those who live in the past, tend to persist beyond comprehension."
- English speaking priest-cat in my dream, while lecturing how to speak clearly (we were in trouble because of some misunderstanding)
Stolen to add #AltText. https://mstdn.social/@GeriAQuin/116342964615241291
neues #SimonsCat-Video!
"Wet Cat"
#catcontent
@…
Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation
Thank you, Li Chen. Your comics are all great! Now it's time to buy your books, etc.
https://www.exocomics.com/store
Brought home some #espresso beans. Pulled a shot on a Bambino Plus with default settings, then made a cappuccino on the same machine. Tomorrow I'll try with the Flair 58.
Thanks to @… for the lovely mug (it’s not blurry IRL).
The funny thing here is that the woman is called MacDonald, but she did it on the MacKay bridge
#Halifax
I have a pair of end-of-life phones (CAT S61 and S62) with FLIR Lepton thermal cores in them.
Anybody know if there is a good way to disassemble them to salvage the thermal modules without destroying them? I don't care about the rest of the phone, it's gonna end up in ewaste.
You are expected to lead me to your snack collection immediately. Do not dilly-dally.
#caturday #catsofMastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
https://broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/black-cat
https://open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0ObmRqhWhPmvixtI3H
Trump is running out of options to contain gas price backlash (Cat Zakrzewski/Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/05/02/trump-gas-prices-iran/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260502/p8#a260502p8
OH: "Cat Content Connoisseurs ( #CCC )"
Cat: Let me finally clean that distracted human mug of yours, as you seem to keep staring like a fish at that big glowy thing for more than an hour now [MoThErLy ToRtUrE]
I think this pillow works better as a cat's belly. 🐈
Too #squishy.
#comparison
Theory: you should have multiple litter boxes, so every #cat has its own.
Reality: one cat goes through two litter boxes, relieving each need separately.
Cat obsession :3
Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicsRaveForever
Top Cat:
🎵 Roughest Gunark (DJ Rap Remix)
#TopCat
https://djrap.bandcamp.com/track/roughest-gunark-feat-top-cat
https://open.spotify.com/track/4Ir3PSUNS3tdjy1rE2BGMu
🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
https://open.spotify.com/track/72NSLecZFdTGJBGCb27QVR
The total #SolarEclipse on 12 August will be a low affair both for totality watchers in Spain (let alone Mallorca) and for maximum partiality watchers in Central Europe, so making sure you'll have a free horizon for solar elevations below 10° in the right azimuth is essential. And now is the time to test the location you have in mind as on the evening of 12 August the declination of the Sun will be 14°47' while on April 29 and 30 it will be 14°38' and 14°56', respectively, i.e. 9 arc minutes or 1/3 solar diameter lower or higher. So if you see the low Sun both today and tomorrow (and don't expect any more vegetation or buildings to materialize in the next 3 1/2 months) you can be sure that you can also see the totally or maximally eclipsed Sun on 12 August. (This dress rehearsal idea has already been promoted - e.g. in https://www.rac1.cat/meteo/20260428/341109/dimecres-pots-anticipar-gran-eclipsi-agost-lloc-veura-dia.html - in Spain.)
Cat Heads in Space: The Novel That Grew a Body
Some books begin as sentences. Others begin as outlines or fragments scrawled on napkins at two in the morning. This one began as a sound. Specifically, it began as the sound of my own voice reading a line about a cat head floating through space in a Life Helmet, arguing with another cat head about whether their ship had a name, and realizing that the argument was funnier and sadder and more philosophically loaded than…
Guess the cat is proud of herself. Wife was in the other room so I placed a fried egg and small piece of ham on a plate by her chair Cat was asleep on the sofa on her heating pad. Figured she would not notice and had never seen her express interest in eggs before.
Went into the other room and a few minutes later heard the wife yelling at the cat. Came out and found the cat had taken her egg and ran behind the sofa with it.
Kitty will be 20 in May and apparently still has some ki…
Feel free to tag me in and and all cat related posts!
Instant fav, and ones with alt text get a boost :3
Also, tag @…, @…
What’s that? Yes, I am trying to get some work done with a fully grown cat wearing a cone perched on my shoulder like a parrot.
Yes, it is quite inconvenient…
#CatsOfMastodon
Podemos entrenar esta jauría de gatos salvajes.
Mr Ek on a journey to the vet. It was his first train journey.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #train
My cat: "You know I don't have anything else to do today, so I'll just sit patiently on your desk and stare at you from 15 cm away. Nope. When you occasionally look back at me and burst out laughing, that won't change my schedule either."
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega
This little lady has been hanging out with me pretty much non-stop since I got sick. She basically just leaves the bed for food & bathroom breaks. Absolutely THE BEST cat. #Erie #CatsOfMastodon
Not a cat lover, but an #AI "viral" channel posted this video, Try curing cancer first a-holes 😔
"Easiest tell is the weird low hanging voids for doorways and extremely low res (no number plate details, some of the cars look squished in the background) and the building in the background makes no sense. General rule of thumb: if it's a 7 second video with low resoluti…
Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
#shitposting
My wife’s binging Private Practice. Six seasons of the most tedious and self-involved people on the planet fucking and whinging about fucking.
Were Dante alive today, this would be the circle where they send pearl-clutching wine aunts and helicopter cat fosterers.
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Manhattan
#CatPower
https://cocho.bandcamp.com/track/cat-power-manhattan-cocho-edit
https://open.spotify.com/track/5T4Bf4aKOR4ewZBPJCYGVB
Me: not taking extra sugar. I'll be carrying a cat, so I'm not going to walk fast.
Also me: discovering how much of an effort is to carry a 5.5 kg cat in a carrier.
Ban slanted laptop stands! :angery:
#Caterday
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@chillybot/116496956119754329
Indicators of Cat
RE: https://aus.social/@dgar/116318121635605657
I'm a cat, so it's kind of my hobby
A cat can never be held accountable. Therefore a cat must never take the blame. :ablobcatangel:
(This message brought to you by the Council of Cats)
Are you sure your cat is gaslighting you? You should probably feed them–they're clearly starving!
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115398290309140753
Puppies and cats are always fun to watch
RE: https://mstdn.social/@GayDeceiver/116116528111661781
Hello Kitty tactical gear and armed to the teeth with nothing but cat toys, cat snacks, and catnip.
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116329204370366940
This was an April Fool's joke, btw. I'm not actually a dog wearing a cat mask... I'm a cat wearing a cat mask.
RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@ptrc/116122739713551750
:neocat_thief:
*POOF* you're now a cat!