2026-03-07 05:22:52
More cat shenanigans…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
What a cool #DIY project for a #cat feeder:
a Secret Painting Door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOZR2RFAObg…
Completely normal search history
:duckduckgo: cat computer
:duckduckgo: catputer
:duckduckgo: hello kitty hackerbox
:duckduckgo: meowter space cat
:duckduckgo: cat chipi chipi chapa
Lulu the #cat is lying on my mattress. I lie next to her. I gesticulate to her to climb on my chest, so I would get more space. She looks at me like I was some moron. In the meantime, Ruh notices the gesture and jumps on my chest.
Situation: I'm lying on half of the mattress. On one side, Lulu is stretching next to me and pushing me down. On the other, Ruh is lying on my chest, counterweighing me to the floor. I push my elbow against the bedside table not to fall.
But miraculously, they don't fight, so I ensure. Lulu started washing Ruh, and Ruh doesn't mind. I'm flabbergasted.
To the moment when Ruh suddenly starts sliding down, so she pushes all her claws into my chest. I shriek painfully, and both cats run away.
#LifeWithCats
Was afraid the new old stock cassette I just recorded was defective (it’s about 45 years old), turns out there was a cat hair trapped in it in such a way that it caused occasional dropouts
@… @… …yes. yes it is. a trash-cat
The cat's canned food is no longer chicken, it is now the slightly ominous "with chicken" instead.
Sleep furiously #caturday
First impressions of Wales are fantastic. Had a great lunch and found our way to the Center of Alternative Technology (thanks to the kind and funny bus driver 😁).
Ready for the Open Science Retreat #OSR26UK
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116526405290866970
If you get THIS, fully, you are into radio astronomy and music history and cat content ... my kind of nerd!
Oh I'm sorry, did you want to sit on the couch? #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
This also show how much bigger Twig is compared to his mom!
Caturday special edition: Cat Person (Cat-Person?) holds sign at No Kings last #caturday Meow!
#photo #photography #cats
Trouvez le chat ! (Facile)
Find the cat !
#catsofmastodon
Si de sobte, d'un dia per l'altre i sense previ avís, en Donald Trump, en Netanyahu d'Israel i en Putin i suns respectius governs desapareguessin per complert i sense deixar cap mena de rastre; moltes dols guerres, dels conflictes i les tensions geopolítiques internacionals d'aquest món d'avui-dia s'acabarien en un no-res.
I'm worried that my cat has started consuming toxic manosphere content. He's really gotten into mewing lately.
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SoundsOfSurvivance
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
https://soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/cat-power-the-greatest
https://open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJPDCFn1IV6bFxY1N
Yesterday was my cat's birthday and she may have partied too hard because this morning while gobbling up her breakfast she turned her head, puked, then went right back to eating breakfast. Legend!
petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted
Cat Scratch Fever
This #cat is watching #olympics Freeski Slope Style and thinks those people are crazy #caturday #catsofmastodon
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Cat Power:
🎵 Woman (6 Music Session, 22 Oct 2018)
#CatPower
https://feldermelder.bandcamp.com/track/forever-fm-rework-cat-power-good-woman
https://open.spotify.com/track/7b2905bQNdxkXxkrzBSK3F
1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.
As I mentioned, I’m sick, and our little cat is VERY confused why I’m downstairs so much in my office
(I’m semi quarantining myself and sleeping down here)
Para os fãs de #CowboyBebop, a versão completa da história do gato que viveu milhões de vezes:
https://web.archive.org/web/200901231238…
😾 The Caterpillar Pickup Truck Is Real, But It’s Not What People Were Hoping
https://www.thedrive.com/news/the-caterpillar-pickup-truck-is-real-but-its-not-what-people-were-hoping
Stolen to add #AltText. https://mstdn.social/@GeriAQuin/116342964615241291
@…
Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation
Thank you, Li Chen. Your comics are all great! Now it's time to buy your books, etc.
https://www.exocomics.com/store
Hoping this isn’t a violation of privacy or policy.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
Trump To Put His Name On Seniors' Cat Food After He Guts Medicare To Give Pete Hegseth $1.5T In Splodey Things
https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-to-put-his-name-on-seniors
Brought home some #espresso beans. Pulled a shot on a Bambino Plus with default settings, then made a cappuccino on the same machine. Tomorrow I'll try with the Flair 58.
Thanks to @… for the lovely mug (it’s not blurry IRL).
You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting
The funny thing here is that the woman is called MacDonald, but she did it on the MacKay bridge
#Halifax
Ruh is a typical chestcat. She loves sleeping on my chest, given that either I'm wearing something or I'm covered by a blanket. She won't lie on it if I'm covered by a quilt. However, she doesn't mind lying on a quilt without anyone under it. She doesn't like my lap particularly; I have to lean back enough so she could place her front feet on my belly.
Mr Ek is a lapcat. He would gladly lie on my lap when I'm sitting. If I'm lying down, he also prefers the area of my knees.
Lulu is an universalcat. She will gladly lie down both on my lap, and on my chest. And if my chest is occupied, she's ready to lie down almost on my head, just to have the dominant position.
#cat
You are expected to lead me to your snack collection immediately. Do not dilly-dally.
#caturday #catsofMastodon
"Meowing at your cat is better for reducing loneliness than an AI chatbot, study finds"
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
https://broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/black-cat
https://open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0ObmRqhWhPmvixtI3H
DO NOT DISTURB.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
Chillin’ with Turnip
#CatsOfMastodon
So Erie starts throwing up, and Twig _starts chasing her_, like an asshole. He chases her up the steps, and that is why there is now cat puke (in the form of half-digested dry kibble) on not the steps (treads), but the _riser_ of every single step.
Theory: you should have multiple litter boxes, so every #cat has its own.
Reality: one cat goes through two litter boxes, relieving each need separately.
Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.
This little lady has been hanging out with me pretty much non-stop since I got sick. She basically just leaves the bed for food & bathroom breaks. Absolutely THE BEST cat. #Erie #CatsOfMastodon
Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
#shitposting
Feel free to tag me in and and all cat related posts!
Instant fav, and ones with alt text get a boost :3
Also, tag @…, @…
Mr Ek on a journey to the vet. It was his first train journey.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #train
Ban slanted laptop stands! :angery:
#Caterday
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@chillybot/116496956119754329
Indicators of Cat
Cat obsession :3
Podemos entrenar esta jauría de gatos salvajes.
A cat can never be held accountable. Therefore a cat must never take the blame. :ablobcatangel:
(This message brought to you by the Council of Cats)
RE: https://aus.social/@dgar/116318121635605657
I'm a cat, so it's kind of my hobby
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115398290309140753
Puppies and cats are always fun to watch
Are you sure your cat is gaslighting you? You should probably feed them–they're clearly starving!