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@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-04-10 12:17:17

何かに頭を乗せるよね
#chacha_cat #cat

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-01-11 15:00:46

#cat

A brown and white cat on my back porch. It was eating until it became aware of my presence at the window; now it stares at me as if to say, “can’t you see I’m busy here?” The cat is clean and healthy looking but has no collar, I don’t know where it came from.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-11 14:50:37

#caturday

Single-panel comic. An elderly woman is sitting in an easy chair with a cat on her lap. She appears to be petting the cat. On the floor beside her is a basket with knitting in it. On the other side of the chair is a table with a lamp. The cat is saying, “Remember that time you told me to fetch? We all had a good laugh.”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-09 21:11:40

Using a gigantic cat as a bed would do wonders for my anxiety.
🎨by monokubo

Drawing by monokubo (13033303) of someone in a work or school outfit and a skirt lying facedown on the back of a humongous white cat. The gigantic kitty is laying face down in the sand near a beach, and is pouring over a sea wall like the liquid cats are.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-10 17:49:16

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Aaahh Men!
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
mixhypeedits.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2qGvxAK

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-09 21:08:00

Oh, how the tables have turned. 3-4 years ago, she was in her mom's belly. Now her mom is cuddled up to _her_ belly. #CatsOfMastodon

Two cats on a pink blanket. A larger black cat w/ white paws (Erie) is stretched out, asleep, on her side. A smaller tuxedo cat (Clove) is curled up next to her, face hidden under her paws and head/butt pushed into Erie's belly.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-03-10 12:39:08

Our brainy cat, Tails, seems to have house trained herself. They've been spending increasing amounts of time outside but as their Petflap hasn't gone in yet it means leaving doors open, which is a bit brisk atm, and getting them back in if we go out, which I *was* expecting to do. Anyway, got them in then a bit later Tails starts yowling to go out. I thought it was just for fun so didn't let her go as I may yet need to go out* and moments later heard

Tails the genius cat who would rather crap en plein air than in a box of wood chippings 👏
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-04-10 03:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-09 23:47:41

Tired of AI generated videos? Here's one real dog owners know is real, cuz no matter how big or small, how misbehaved or well-trained, Lord knows... WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. 😝
#Squirrel #Cat #Zoomies

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 09:21:11

Logging on... :3

Ralph from the Simpson's typing the word CAT into a Coleco computer showing a picture of a red cat.
@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-02-10 19:46:17

Thought I saw the #feral #cat coming for some scritches but no, that’s no cat

A possum walks across a long log being used as a retention feature in my back yard
@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-10 12:00:01

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
-- R. Heinlein

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 13:12:23

You can’t train a cat…

A two part meme: the left side depicts people waiting for a train to come out of the tunnel and into the station. The right reveals a cat outside of the train tunnel.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-08 20:35:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Peter Cat Recording Co.:
🎵 Memory Box
#PeterCatRecordingCo
mesiebelmont.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/6C5xm2r

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-09 17:00:43

🄸ndus🅅alley

trail cam shot of a wild cat in front of some powerlines and billowing smoke planta
Sheep and lambs graze in a pasture near the Mont-Saint-Michel, northwestern France on Saturday, during a lockdown in France aimed at curbing the spread of the COVID-19 (AFP/Sameer Al-Doumy)
@johnleonard@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 12:28:01

The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring damages claim on behalf of around 38.5 million UK iPhone and iPad users.

UK tribunal greenlights £3bn claim against Apple iCloud
The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring ...

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-11 00:04:27

If only it were this easy.
Holding so much sorrow for my fellow Trans people in America.
🌈✨:bisexual_pride: 🏳️‍⚧️ :genderfluid_flag: :nonbinary_flag: :heart_trans: 🏳️‍🌈
#TransRights #TransRightsAreHumanRights

A meme on a pink, white, and blue striped background resembling the transgender pride flag. Centered is a small dark gray cartoon cat with droopy green eyes and a piece of bread resting on its head. Large white uppercase text reads at the top, “EVERY TIME YOU REPOST THIS KITTY,” and at the bottom, “A TRANSPHOBIC STATE LEGISLATURE DIES.”
@ripienaar@devco.social
2026-04-10 08:17:06

I really dont understand the infatuation people have with this 'task' command, the UX is so so poor.
$ task -l
* build-bundles: Build testing bundles
$ cat taskfile.yaml | yq '.tasks|keys'
- b
- fast-bench
- bench
- bench-graph
....28 more
Ridiculous

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 17:42:31

The PlayStation Can Produce Mind-Boggling Effects :wow_miku:

Photo of an orange cat looking at the viewer while sticking its head out of a hole on the bottom of a sideways paper bag. The kitty's tail can also be seen, but the way the paper bag is folded and with the color being close to the color of the cat, it makes the fuzzy goofball look like a low poly 3D rendering.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-09 15:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@darkrat@chaosfurs.social
2026-04-10 11:17:50

rat.
📸 #fursuitfriday
#fursuit

Fursuiters walking out of a building. A grey rat in front, behind it an orange cat holding a croissant. Some more fursuits in the background
@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2026-04-06 23:21:33

I have now chanced upon the latest big thread that people have been subtooting about for the last day or so. It has made my life no better than before I read it.
Here's a picture of Charley cat sitting on a chair that she has recently decided she likes. She always makes my life better.
#subtoot #cat

White and black cat (cow-markings) sitting on a green chair (maybe looks blue in the photo). The chair is curved, which is great for cats to snuggle into. She was snuggled just before this photo was taken, but is sitting up now pondering whether to get up (she does).
@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-04-11 03:00:43

Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 helping me grade a competition problem

The 2026 Indiana college mathematics competition problems were prepared by faculty members at the host institution
@searchparty@mstdn.social
2026-01-11 08:28:59

Bin froh, #SorryBaby im Kino gesehen zu haben, auch wenn das Ende für mich nicht ganz funktioniert. Bester Dialog: „Are you alright at home?“ - „I have a cat.“ youtu.be/Rc0jgWoZo9w?si=hStd5F

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-07 05:22:52

#Caturday

Four-panel comic. Off the Mark, by Mark Parisian. 2002. Each panel is identical except for the text. Rapunzel’s Tower scenario, but with cats. Panel 1: A cat on the ground says, “Rapunzel, let down your hair!” Panel 2: a cat up in the tower, hanging out the window, makes a coughing noise, “CHKK!” Panel 3: cat in the tower goes HACK! And coughs out a hairball to the ground below. Panel 4: cat on the ground asks, “Feel better?” Cat in the tower says, “Yeah!” Commentary: yeah, it’s not very funny…
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 01:14:33

Everybody likes scritches #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat getting his head rubbed
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-10 12:35:32

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
Cat Power:
🎵 Manhattan
#CatPower
cocho.bandcamp.com/track/cat-p
open.spotify.com/track/5T4Bf4a

@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 02:18:05

Stolen to add #AltText. piefed.social/c/politicalcompa

A “Political Compass”-style dual-axis graph of political positions. The y-axis (vertical) is Authoritarian (at the top) vs Libertarian (at the bottom; the x-axis (horizontal) is Economic Left vs Economic Right. In each quadrant is an image of a cat. The top left (Authoritarian/Economic Left) shows a cat sitting in a cardboard tank—as in the armoured fighting vehicle. The top right (Authoritarian/Economic Right) shows an anthropomorphic cat in Tudor-style puffed robes. The bottom right (Libe…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-03 13:40:17

1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-06 19:02:35

#oc #shitpost #meme

A black cat with red hair wearing a red shirt that says "blood" with the caption "Blood Edge the Cat, Cool Cat's edgy brother.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-10 02:03:50

Twig literally pulled out the packing paper so that he had space to sit inside the box. Which is still full of the items that we ordered, btw. #CatsOfMastodon

Two cardboard boxes on a wooden floor. One of the boxes has a cardboard divider; one half of the divider is full of crumpled brown paper, the other side has a tabby cat looking towards the viewer. He looks alert and happy, ears forward, though he's only visible from the chest up. In front of the box is more crumpled brown (perforated) paper that he pulled out of the box.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 02:01:19

Our cat needed some activities to keep him busy so he doesn't destroy the house. My partner bought a puzzle then I realized there are plenty of 3D models of cat toy puzzles as well.
rasterweb.net/raster/2026/01/3

Cat Treat Puzzles
Keep the asshole cat busy...

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-03-03 20:48:02

Si de sobte, d'un dia per l'altre i sense previ avís, en Donald Trump, en Netanyahu d'Israel i en Putin i suns respectius governs desapareguessin per complert i sense deixar cap mena de rastre; moltes dols guerres, dels conflictes i les tensions geopolítiques internacionals d'aquest món d'avui-dia s'acabarien en un no-res.

@Don_kun@nerdculture.de
2026-02-09 15:59:24

"I am a cat barrista" ist eine Sammlung von Kurzgeschichten über die Kunden eines besonderen Katzencafés - und dessen Betreiber, ein riesiger Kater. Die Kunden kommen mit Sorgen, die ihnen der magische Kater durch Getränke und speisen vertreiber oder zumindest lindern kann.
Eine angenehme Lektüre für Zwischendurch, eher etwas zum Entspannen.
#Manga

Titelbild des Mangas mit Kater-Barrista
Doppelseite aus dem Buch
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-04-10 08:46:11

#3GoodThings
1. Look at my baby sun dews! So cute! 🌱
2. We saw a hedgehog in the driveway last night 🦔
3. I have a purring cat on my lap 🐈

Tiny sun dew seedlings in a pot, surrounded by a plastic bag that they've been incubating in over winter.
@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 15:26:52

Caturday special edition: Cat Person (Cat-Person?) holds sign at No Kings last #caturday Meow!
#photo #photography #cats

Woman with cat ear headband and mirror shades holds sign that say "Born to pet cats, forced to fight fascists"
@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-02-08 18:20:03

@…
At the neighborhood party you may be asked to wear a name tag with your first name. The initial contact and conversation is more relaxed as no one wants to talk about their work. Your neighbors want to know how you feel about that ungodly reno going on down the street, share stories about your kids, and swap anecdotes about pets. Definitely cats... lots of cat sharing. It's a community where no one is selling, no one is recording data, and there's no unfathomable app pushing conversations into your group. The goal is to go home feeling closer to your community and more empathy for its members.

@Erikmitk@mastodon.gamedev.place
2026-02-08 17:39:26

One of our cats also gives off superb owl vibes! #superbowl

A black cat with wide open round eyes staring in the distance
@solawi@social.tchncs.de
2026-02-06 13:29:36

📣 Lecker Weltrekordversuch: Größter veganer Mitbring-Brunch
Sonntag, 15. Februar
09:00 bis 14:00
Fat Cat #München
Macht mit, um den Weltrekord zu brechen und zu zeigen:
"WIR SIND VIELE, wir sind engagiert, wir kümmern uns weiterhin um die Welt, wir fordern Nachhaltigkeit und die Ernährungswende wieder zur top Priorität zu machen! "
Boosten (sprich…

Lecker Weltrekordversuch: Größter veganer Mitbringbrunch · Luma
Am 15. Februar verwandeln wir den Innenbereich des FAT CAT (ehemalig Gasteig) in ein riesiges, gemütliches Picknick. Mit unserem mitgebrachten veganen Essen…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front. The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-07 15:41:29

Was afraid the new old stock cassette I just recorded was defective (it’s about 45 years old), turns out there was a cat hair trapped in it in such a way that it caused occasional dropouts

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 09:45:01

Even the absence of all light enjoys a good nap :3

Photo of a black cat sleeping while curled up in a ball on a fluffy comforter folded on a bed. For max comfort, the void kitty absorbs all nearby light and heat while occasionally emitting Pawking Radiation in the form of purrs.
@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-04-11 10:05:06

Fluffernutter is angry that I've converted her favorite window ledge into a fig tree nursery. #cat #cats #caturday #calico #figs

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-03-07 18:13:13

Human! I require feeding…
And I require the freshest of water…
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

A very hungry cat who definitely needs feeding an hour before he is normally fed Turnip sits on my lap staring up at me
Tiggie slurping my water from the glass that I’ve just put down next to me
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-11 10:25:03

Posting media without any kind of alt text makes kitty sad.
You wouldn't want kitty to be sad, would you?

Photo of a fluffy white cat with a resting sad kitty face.
@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 03:56:51

macOSicons is a treasure macosicons.com/?icon=1lh9JkpHfA

Finder icon by Squid4572. I really don't know how to describe this, apart from the smile being much wider and flatter than the original Finder icon, evoking an expression that's more like a fake, polite smile or something.
A photo of the Polite Cat meme, for comparison. I think the expression looks very similar but I don't know how to describe it for alt text, sorry.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-10 22:03:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
King Crimson:
🎵 Cat Food
#KingCrimson
mellowlabelproductions.bandcam
open.spotify.com/track/030ffOI

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-06 15:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-28 00:25:55

Largest federal employee union calls for Noem, Miller's resignations (ABC News)
abcnews.go.com/US/live-updates
memeorandum.com/260127/p142#a2

@fgraver@hcommons.social
2026-04-07 04:42:56

(Dogs work too.) @… mastodon.social/@lemay/1163600

laura lemay (@lemay@mastodon.social)
People who claim there is no engagement on Mastodon have never posted a photo of a really cute cat and it shows.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-11 02:33:31

🐱 I love you, deerly

Super cute video of a fluffy cat loving on and rubbing against a rescue doe curled up close to someone sitting on a wicker chair under a covered, outdoor dining area. The young deer is wearing a pink collar and is quite friendly with its kitty snuggle buddy.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:31:12

More cat shenanigans…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat being rubbed.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-06 16:39:31

Lulu the #cat is lying on my mattress. I lie next to her. I gesticulate to her to climb on my chest, so I would get more space. She looks at me like I was some moron. In the meantime, Ruh notices the gesture and jumps on my chest.
Situation: I'm lying on half of the mattress. On one side, Lulu is stretching next to me and pushing me down. On the other, Ruh is lying on my chest, counterweighing me to the floor. I push my elbow against the bedside table not to fall.
But miraculously, they don't fight, so I ensure. Lulu started washing Ruh, and Ruh doesn't mind. I'm flabbergasted.
To the moment when Ruh suddenly starts sliding down, so she pushes all her claws into my chest. I shriek painfully, and both cats run away.
#LifeWithCats

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-09 11:30:55

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Super Cat:
🎵 Boops!
#SuperCat
superradcatdad.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/2vuPx9w

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-02-02 21:56:27

Avui, dia de la Candelera, ha plogut per la tarda pero s'ha aguantat pel matí.
La pobra Candelera estŠ confusa pel que sembla... xD

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 00:56:46

RE: xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/11620778
If I had a cat for every item on my "read later" list, I would be smothered in my sleep. :3

This is Fine meme redrawing by like_murka, but instead of fire everywhere, it's cats.
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 17:44:24

Warm February in Pasadena. Very hard on the #Caturday cat. Look how he suffers.

Brown tuxedo cat laying outside amongst roses & green grass, with a white picket fence and a palm tree in the background
Brown tuxedo cat laying outside amongst roses & green grass
@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-03 22:04:19

Stolen to add #AltText. mstdn.social/@GeriAQuin/116342

A black-and-white tuxedo cat, looking somewhat less than impressed and gazing directly at the viewer, sits in front of a landscape-aspected painting, perhaps half again wider than it is tall. Though its proportions are closer to those of a cow,—albeit exaggerated to use as much space as possible—the markings on the tuxedo cat that fills the rectangular canvas indicate that it’s a portrait of the otherwise normal cat that now sits before it. Caption: “I don’t know who did this. But I do have a …
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-10 20:50:17

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #NewMusicFix
deer park:
🎵 Black Cat (feat. Ivy Knight)
#deerpark
scenicroute.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/3X7S1j9

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-04 13:11:48

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Aaahh Men!
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
mixhypeedits.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2qGvxAK

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-03 23:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-25 02:09:32

We are outnumbered by cats right now. No matter where you turn - whether it's the floor, a counter, or you want to escape upstairs.. boom, cat.
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

A cardboard box on the floor, with a tabby cat (Twig) sitting upright in it. The cat has wide eyes and is alert, looking at me as I take the picture.
An unfinished wood counter top, with a tuxedo cat (Clove) sitting on top like a loaf of bread. Unlike Twig, who's alert, her eyes are half closed and she looks bored. She has a white chest and a mostly white face.
A living room scene (messy, due to kids). In the foreground there's a dark wood staircase railing, and on the railing sits ANOTHER tuxedo cat (Erie). Unlike Clove, Erie is mostly black with just little white paw tips and a white chest. From the back, you'd think she was a completely black cat. Her face is so dark that her features are almost invisible, except for some green half-rings in her eyes.
Another tabby cat (Widget), this one on a gray couch. Her butt is facing the camera, but her head is turned torwards it. She has white mitten paws, but the rest of her is standard tabby.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound I could lift you up I could show you what you wanna see And take you where you wanna be You could be my luck Even if the sky is falling down I know that I'll be safe and sound Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-04 14:07:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SoundsOfSurvivance
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJ

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 01:48:40

This is how the landing gear is stored during flight.

Photo from underneath a glass table of a fluffy cat with all paws and tail tucked in what scientists (cat fans) call THE LOAF. The front paws curve back toward the fluff core (belly) while the back ones make a 'V' shape.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-04-07 20:39:00

Tails muchly displeased at being called in from the garden. She's glaring at me 😄
#cats etc

A very affronted young tabby and white cat is sitting in a grey radiator bed and glaring.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-04 16:12:11

#caturday

Single-panel comic. Two cats, apparently a male and a female, are “standing” at a table on which is a plate with a fish on it. They have human clothes on. The male cat is holding up the tail of the fish in one “hand” and a knife in the other. He has a sheepish look on his face, and 2 beads of sweat coming off his head. The female cat stands with her arms folded across her chest, saying, “I hope you licked yourself before handling our food?” Caption at bottom: Faux Paws.
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-07 01:17:51

Sleep furiously #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat laying long on a rug, seemingly asleep but his tail flicks against the floor occasionally
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:00:20

Ethel (OIIA Spinning Cat) cosplay

Video of a tabby cat that's caught its own tail and is slowly moving in a circle clockwise, like in the OIIA Spinning Cat memes.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-06 16:59:37

Yesterday was my cat's birthday and she may have partied too hard because this morning while gobbling up her breakfast she turned her head, puked, then went right back to eating breakfast. Legend!

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-07 21:04:09

Oh I'm sorry, did you want to sit on the couch? #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
This also show how much bigger Twig is compared to his mom!

A dark grey/brown couch with a grey blanket on it. On top of the blanket are three cats, all curled up and asleep. The smallest is a tabby, middle-sized is a tuxedo cat , and the largest is another tabby but darker (with some red hues rather than just grey/black/white like the other tabby).
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-06 04:10:00

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #EasternEchoes
Susumu Yokota:
🎵 Love Bird
#SusumuYokota
susumuyokota.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/4myU3fh

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 18:06:16

:blobcatscience: I recommend increasing your daily cat dosage :3

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-09 15:21:05

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Primus:
🎵 Tommy The Cat
#Primus
primusinoakland87.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/0kquzTs

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 14:55:51

Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 20:17:21

Cuteness singularity

Put it with a black cat sitting in a wire basket while looking straight up, making the kitty look like it is bending spacetime.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 19:41:19

Babi

Photo of a sleeping rescue cat with a clipped ear all scrunched up and tucked in on a bed. It's a level of comfy not often seen outside the womb.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 17:31:43

There’s a cat on my sweatshirt, which can mean only one thing… I need to wear a different sweatshirt today.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat on a sweatshirt.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-02 14:48:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-09 12:10:23

Practice makes perfect :3

Video showing a cooking TV show with someone kneading bread dough, then the camera pans over to a cat making biscuits on a blanket while watching that cooking show.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-03 03:32:45

Help, I've Erie'd and I can't get up!
#CatsOfMastodon

My legs under a light pink blanket. Between my legs, a black cat is fast asleep, lying on her side with her head resting on her paws. Kind of blurry, as it was taken with a shitty webcam.
A better pic taken of the same cat on my legs. This one taken from above, with a cell phone camera. My silver laptop is partially visible, and Erie's white patches (her tummy, her back paws) are barely visible as well. Her eye is open just a slit (as she looks suspiciously up at my wife).
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:28:40

Hoping this isn’t a violation of privacy or policy.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat doing… a pose.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:21:47

Orange cat vs stink bug

Video of an orange cat seeing a stink bug by a window and then deciding to sniff it. Sniffing the little sticker causes the kitty to gag and recoil, but their curiosity does not subside. They carefully lift their paw to touch it, flinch even before that reach, then decide to not touchy the buggy. In the end, they just stare at it and wonder.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 11:59:53

Touchy da fishy

Video of a fluffy cat laying down next to a pond with several large koi fish in it. First part of the video has the cat looking at something else while its paw touches the water. A koi comes to investigate hoping for food, and the kitty and fishy kiss. Second part shows the cat in a wooden walkway next to the water, and the cat gently booping a passing koi. Last part shows how the cat frequently visits and lays down at the edge of the water to watch the big fish.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 04:11:10

We are only 18 months away from building the ultimate cat.
The SuperOrange! :neocat_owo_blep:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 16:59:28

How does this cat keep winning? 😭

Photo of a cat in a rec room on top of a pinp pong table where someone has poker chips and cards layed out. The cat's paws are on top of four Ace cards as it stares at the camera in triumph. Kitty cleared me out of catnip... again!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 22:20:26

:blocky_white_cursor:⁠:neocat_floof_reach:

Video of an orange cat trying to catch and eat a cursor moving on a laptop screen right next to them. Must eat the pointer thingy!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 04:25:33

You know who WON'T lose an hour of sleep?
Cats

Photo of a kitty wearing a cone snuggled up to an orange & white cat sleeping on a bed with a purple blanket
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 08:59:45

Tired but your housemate is in the way? No problem!
Just use them as a pillow.

Photo of two cats on a blanket on top of a chair near a table. One cat is sitting while looking at the viewer, while the other is laying down like a loaf of bread and using the first cat as a pillow. Face smushing? The sleepy doesn't care.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 15:37:36

:bunny:

Photo of a white & orange bunny and a white & orange cat playing on a sofa / love seat. The cat is laying on its back as the bunny is jumping in the air making it look like it's hovering ominously above the kitty. I've added white action lines around the bunny for maximum dramatic effect.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 17:00:19

"Meowing at your cat is better for reducing loneliness than an AI chatbot, study finds"

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-07 07:57:18

Congratulations, you found the Fedi Echo Chamber!

Looping video of a cat meowing with a whole bunch of reverb. More meow for your meow! Meow meow meow!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 03:39:18

Give me some people to ambush⁠—I mean, follow >:3

Video of an orange cat run and around with the zoomies. First it stops to stare at the human, then kitty runs all the way up to the top of what looks like a carpet hanging on the wall, looking around, and finally sprints down the way it came.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 21:11:56

Meow you see me, meow you don't

Two panel comic by cat-zy about their cat. First panel is labeled "What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding", and shows an orange cat in a mask acting like a ninja. Second panel is labeled "What he actually looks like", and shows a very visible and fluffy cat sitting behind a table leg, hiding only its nose.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 19:07:28

*shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Video of a black cat and an orange cat both drinking from a water bowl at the same time. The black cat is drinking from the far end of the bowl, while the orange cat is drinking from underneath the black cat while facing sideways. Just normal kitty things.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23 22:26:32

Thwarted again! :blobcatgooglycry:

Caption: My cat keeps trying to steal the feather duster. Luckily, he never gets far. Photo of an orange cat holding a feather duster in his mouth while unsuccessfully trying to walk out with it through the cat door. Darn you spatial orientation!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 18:43:42

“How does she keep getting in the building?!”
🎨by pizzacakecomic

Four panel comic by pizzacakecomic. First panel shows an ad cover with a sexy, shirtless, anthropomorphic cat with abs giving bedroom eyes at the viewer Temptations Beefy flavour! treat for cats Second panel has the artist, pizzacake, sitting next to a business executive with a cocerned look on his face, while she says, "As you can see, I made the mascot 200% sexier" Third panel she continues, "Because sex sells, and people want sexy cats." Last panel the executive tells her, "You're fired…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-05 06:29:22

Feel free to tag me in and and all cat related posts!
Instant fav, and ones with alt text get a boost :3
Also, tag @…, @…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-05 12:08:52

Did you know you can just make clothes for cats?
(Just look how happy they are!)

Photo of a cat loafing on a bed while wearing a white crocheted/knitted hat.