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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-14 15:11:08

NIИ - The Purrfect Cat :blep:
[Chorus]
You are the purrfect cat,
the purrfect cat,
the purrfect cat!

@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
2025-09-14 13:56:16

One of the more bonkers ideas I've seen this year: #cats

Cat Aquarium – Shop Fish Tanks Made for Cats
All cat-view fish tanks are crafted with ultra-clear glass to deliver an exceptional viewing experience for your cat. Enjoy free 2-day delivery on every order.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-13 16:57:56

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Father and Son
#CatStevens
forevermaybe.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/476V2d6

@arXiv_mathGT_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-14 07:52:43

On the Coarse Lusternik-Schnirelmann Category of Groups
Aditya De Saha
arxiv.org/abs/2510.10367 arxiv.org/pdf/2510.10367

On the Coarse Lusternik-Schnirelmann Category of Groups
We introduce a coarse analog of the classical Lusternik-Schnirelmann category which we denote by $\text{c-cat}$, defined for metric spaces in the coarse homotopy category. This provides a new tool for studying large-scale topological properties of groups and spaces. We establish that $\text{c-cat}$ is a coarse homotopy invariant and prove a lower-bound $\text{p-cat}(Γ)\leq \text{c-cat}(Γ)$ for geometrically finite groups $Γ$, where $\text{p-cat}$ denotes the proper LS-category introduced in …

@ruari@velocipederider.com
2025-09-14 07:11:19

I got up this morning to make coffee. On my return I found this hairy gentleman had taken my place in bed with my wife!
#Caturday

A cat lying in bed next to white pillows. In the corner of the picture you can see a person's arm sitting next to the cat.
@todbot@mastodon.social
2025-11-13 00:58:07

I got @… stickers! Thanks @…! And they’re cat-approved (sorta, you know cats) #caturday

Sleepy brown tuxedo cat with a The Bootloader Podcast sticker propped up on him
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-10-14 08:34:30

My hand has two sides: the "accident involving a cat" side, and the "accident involving a roll and a sharp knife" side.
Yes, the cat wound was deeper.

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-13 07:26:43

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Aaahh Men!
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
fromtheblueplanet.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/2qGvxAK
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@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-11-13 18:20:47

The UK CAT refuses Apple permission to appeal a ruling that it abused its dominance by charging unfairly high App Store fees; a lawyer calculates damages at £1B (Sam Tobin/Reuters)
reuters.com/world/apple-refuse

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-14 16:08:20

Live your life with all the shame a cat has*
*none

Photo of a cat that completely destroyed some blinds and is laying in them like it's a hammock. The little chaos gremlin has zero shame and guilt is incomprehensible to them.
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-12-12 22:40:04

Finally have Zaha back from the vet. She’s doing great but had to have all her teeth removed.
We had a cat like that before, who lived very happily with us for years afterwards.
(Cats don’t need their teeth for eating.)

@timbray@cosocial.ca
2025-12-13 18:09:19

Why, how do you transport yours?
#caturday

A black cat with green eyes is being carried in a brown paper shopping bag with twisted-rope handles being carried by a person; only one hand and some mid-body clothing of that person are visible.
@arXiv_quantph_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-13 09:36:50

LIV-Decoherence on Gravitational Cat States
Iarley P. Lobo, Kelvin Sampaio, Gislaine Var\~ao, Moises Rojas, Valdir B. Bezerra
arxiv.org/abs/2510.08828

LIV-Decoherence on Gravitational Cat States
Inspired by approaches based on the stochastic generalized uncertainty principle, we propose a Lindblad equation derived from the quantization of a stochastic modified dispersion relation in a Lorentz Invariance Violation (LIV) scenario. This framework enables us to investigate decoherence effects in a system of particles exhibiting gravitationally induced entanglement. We analyze the impact of LIV on entanglement (quantified by concurrence) considering systematic and stochastic effects.

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2025-10-09 19:49:36

3cat.cat/3catinfo/hamas-dona-l
Veig totser molt content, però jo no cantaria victòria tan fort ni tan aviat.
Israel té …

Hamas dona la guerra per acabada mentre a Gaza se celebra l'alto el foc - 3CatInfo
El govern israelià, reunit per ratificar l'acord, que preveu un intercanvi de presoners i ostatges i la retirada de les tropes hebrees

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2025-10-11 18:58:37

This #cat is contemplating the meaning of life — and the cabinet his food is stored in 🐈😉
#catsofmastodon #caturday

Grey cat sitting on a chair looking off into the distance
@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-11-12 21:56:59

#a11y #accessibility #UX

A picture of a cat, completely covered with large text that reads: normalize making meme texts bigger so it's easier to read while driving.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-12-12 22:47:34

Hey…

A cat sat at the table like a human.
@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-10-11 21:10:05

#California legislature votes new #Law in to ban feline declawing
mer…

California bans cat declawing under new state law
Leading veterinary organization opposed the bill, animal welfare groups said practice is painful and cruel

@cdarwin@c.im
2025-10-10 05:42:52

California bans declawing cats under new law
latimes.com/politics/story/202

California bans declawing cats under new law
California bans cat declawing under a new law signed by Gov. Gavin Newsom, making the practice illegal except for medical necessity.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-10-12 19:44:58

Clove the Oval
[Cloval]
#CatsOfMastodon

A tuxdeo cat on a fuzzy windowsill perch. She is curled up in a ball, but not in a proper circle. Her paw is covering her eyes and she's asleep.
‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2025-11-13 00:58:07

I got @… stickers! Thanks @…! And they’re cat-approved (sorta, you know cats) #caturday

@noellabo@fedibird.com
2025-12-08 17:50:09

お布団の中から顔を出しているように見えますが、敷物です。そこに潜らないように。
#chacha_cat #cat

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-14 12:09:35

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Aaahh Men!
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
thataquafinagirl.bandcamp.com/
open.spotify.com/track/2qGvxAK

@tempus_fuckit@toot.cat
2025-09-14 02:11:11

Weiß ja nicht... aber kann es sein, dass #tierleidfrei = #menschenleidreduziert? Für #menschenleidfrei reicht das wahrscheinlich nicht, weil #Kapitalismus und #Überkonsum und so.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-14 05:24:04

Has anyone seen the other half of my cat?

Photo of the bottom half of a fluffy cat that's crawled underneath some blankets on a bed to lay on its back.
@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2025-10-13 13:00:10

Cassie looking very surprised in the cat tree.
#CatsOfMastadon

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-10-14 01:23:10

Missed a few days of posting photos, including #caturday because I was busy with a running meet this weekend
#photo #photography

Tabby cat with a big spot around her neck in half-profile in front of a blurred out oriental rug
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2025-09-14 06:18:58

@…
👆 and a cat. Beautiful.
#cats

@Stomata@social.linux.pizza
2025-10-13 21:00:04

**puts tinfoil hat on**
Your cat is listening to you
**puts tinfoil hat off**

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-14 01:00:57

Seeing the built-in drink holder for the first time...

Video of a cat standing on the desk next to a desktop computer with an optical drive. I hand nearby presses the button to eject rhe tray, which makes the kitty jolt in surprise. The cat continues to stare at it, and when it retracts, the kitty leans ovee to follow the movement.
@chrysn@chaos.social
2025-12-10 08:32:18

Even having lived here all my life, I don't know all of #Vienna's underground stations by heart. Conveniently, all those where finding the quickest end of the metro is cumbersome (even on typical #OpenStreetMap renders) are shown prettily on <

@unixorn@hachyderm.io
2025-12-09 00:20:53

Fiona is enjoying this evening’s offering to Bast, a beef feast. She insists that the cow is the natural prey of the domestic #cat and that who should I believe, biologists or an actual cat.

@wandklex@mastodon.art
2025-10-10 09:38:21

Ach ja, ein letztes Paar "ugly cats" ist noch da.
(Handgemalter #wandkelxschmuck; auf wandklex.art/product/katzen-oh zu finden.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-10-11 17:15:57

We've got an updated cat-a-logue.
#ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

He is back in stock
@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-11-09 04:42:07

Rewiring this segment with CAT6 would probably improve throughput, but this’ll do for now…
#caturday #cat

A gray cat is asleep on a router behind a computer
@arXiv_mathGR_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-10-14 08:53:58

Survey on Cremona groups from a median geometric point of view
Anne Lonjou
arxiv.org/abs/2510.10838 arxiv.org/pdf/2510.10838

Survey on Cremona groups from a median geometric point of view
This expository article builds on lecture notes from a minicourse entitled "Cremona groups and CAT(0) cube complexes" and given by the author as part of the 2023 Riverside Workshop on Geometric Group Theory. It presents recent constructions of actions of Cremona groups on median graphs aimed at both geometric group theorists and algebraic geometers.

@davej@dice.camp
2025-10-09 22:18:19

I just realised that the distress my #cat expressed earlier when I stepped out to the supermarket for a few minutes wasn’t separation anxiety—it was that I hadn’t left the TV on for him to watch.
My wife was still home, and would’ve worked it out eventually, but it’s interesting that he sees me as the gets-shit-done human.
#cats

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2025-11-05 22:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@nobodyinperson@fosstodon.org
2025-11-12 09:39:49

#Immich's search functionality is so dang powerful. It can search file metadata, OCR'd text, face recognition, and even by textual descriptions (”black cat on green grass”).
BUT you have to manually select the search mode. It is apparently not possible to "just search via every way". I think this should even be the default.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 22:06:57

Warmest cat in the house

Video of three cats laying on one cat bed with two of them laying on top of the third. One the head of the kitty on bottom can be seen, but I bet they're cozy (by cat standards)
@alm10965@mastodon.social
2025-11-09 13:02:30

#provider shice, wenn ich otelo.de pinge(ping -c3), über vodafone Kabelanschluss:
33% packet loss
avg 1474.214 ms
Eigentlich gibt's in unserem Haushalt gleich zwei Provider Probleme:
¹) unser Internetzugang ist via vodafone (eigentlich eine feindliche Übernahme von #Kabeldeutschland

alm10965 @ pleroma (@alm10965@blob.cat)
#provider shice, wenn ich otelo.de pinge(ping -c3), über vodafone Kabelanschluss: 33% packet loss avg 1474.214 ms Eigentlich gibt's in unserem Haushalt gleich zwei Provider Probleme: ¹) unser In...

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2025-10-10 18:02:15

This cat tho!
infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-13 00:37:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
mega cat:
🎵 Don’t You Ever Get the Creeps?
#megacat
itsmegacat.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/7y3SplH

@metacurity@infosec.exchange
2025-10-11 12:56:51

tiktok.com/t/ZTMD59Egc/
Owning a cat is a non-consensual relationship. Happy Caturday!

@SafeStreetRebel@sfba.social
2025-10-29 01:57:27

Waymo: we'll create traffic and kill your cat
sfstandard.com/2025/10/28/waym

Waymo allegedly kills cat at San Francisco store
A convenience store owner and patrons are grieving the loss of their beloved mascot, KitKat.

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2025-10-12 12:09:06

#fuckaas #shitposting #meme #funny #cat

An orange cat sleeping in a human bed. Their head is on a pink pillow with a pattern of mice or bunnies and yellow crescent moons. There is a pink mattress sheet. There is a pink duvet covering most of the cat. Only the head is exposed. The cat has their eyes closed. There is a text at the bottom of the image which reads "the grind NEVER starts. i am sleeping"
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-10-11 12:07:10

Fun fact: either #cat language is universal or near-border cats are bilingual, because I had no trouble communicating with one in Germany.

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2025-10-06 01:01:28

M'ha alegrat que el Duolingo em recordés l'existència dols frases/expressions "surf the internet"/"surf the web".
Fa temps que ja no s'usen, ja que són expressions que representaven l'internet d'abans dol dècada del 2010, amb menys xarxes socials, anuncis, spam, bots i continguts comercials; i més fòrums, blogs i contingut sincer i descentralitzat.

Captura de pantalla de mun mòbil d'una sessió de Duolingo d'aquest vespre. És d'una lliçó de nou vocabulari sobre temes digitals, d'ordinadors i d'internet del curs English-Esperanto. L'actual exercici forma part dol secció 2, unitat 22, lliçó 2; és de traducció d'una frase en esperanto cap a l'anglès, amb una paraula nova ("retumas", que vol dir "surf the internet"). La frase en esperanto diu "Kiam mi retumas, mi legas multajn retpaĝojn", la traducció en anglès que he seleccionat jo diu "When…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-13 01:24:06

Cat maid

Drawing by roar_ff14 of a beefy catboy Miqo'te from Final Fantasy wearing a French maid outfit and taking a smoke break.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-10-12 00:24:00

Happy #Caterday from this dapper young man. #CatsOfMastodon

A tabby cat (about 1 yo) sitting on a couch arm and looking towards the bottom right of the frame. He has a purple bow tie around his neck.
@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2025-12-06 21:57:07

This #cat is making himself comfortable hanging out in his heated bed #caturday #catsofmastodon

Cat casually hanging halfway out of a round heated cat bed
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-13 17:46:22

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Grateful Cat:
🎵 Hey, food delivery guy
#NowPlaying #GratefulCat
gratefulcat.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/47k9nLj

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-11 07:10:38

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Muddy Waters:
🎵 Tom Cat
#MuddyWaters
daybreakers.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/1UHa7ag

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-12-06 21:28:56

For this #Caturday, the #feral #cat who lives out back visited my lap again 😻 None of my indoor kitties have ever been lap cats, so to have the outside cat nap there is a real gift.

I’m sitting outside on the back porch and a brown feral tabby cat is in my lap. She’s curled up, her eyes are heavy, and she’s kneading dough (with claws very much out, not pictured)
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-11 13:36:11

Ok, here's my story pitch:
Unbeknownst to Bond, his brain was encased in a special capsule inside his skull by circa 1997 Q and survived the explosion.
Due to a series of hilarious mishaps, the brain capsule ends up in a new host made up of various body parts of his former nemesises, including the ears of Blofeld's cat.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-12-10 02:13:15

#ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr #Shitpost #Shitposting

sandersstudies Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :) marlynnofmany Me: "Cat, why? Where has this tail been?" Cat: "Perhaps | explored the tub after your shower. Perhaps | sat too close to the sink. Perhaps it is pee. | love our little mysteries."
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-09-14 13:19:36

Be good to each other :neobot_hug_cat:

@tempus_fuckit@toot.cat
2025-11-07 18:20:26

... und dann das entsperrte Telefon der Polizei in die Hand geben, damit sie in ihrem Auto "die Echtheit des Dokuments verifizieren können". How about no?
tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/verbr

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2025-10-04 10:13:54

Per què poseu la paraula genocidi entre cometes, #3catinfo?
És perquè Israel no vol admetre que estŠ fent un genocidi sobre Gaza/Palestina, o és que valtros (3catinfo) no ho voleu admetre?
t.me/som3catinfo/95

Retall d'una captura de pantalla d'un post del canal de Telegram @som3catinfo (t.me/som3catinfo). Parla dols protestes pro-Palestina que avui es faran arreu del territori, però en el text del missatge posa la paraula genocidi entre cometes. El post té una imatge i text. En la imatge es veu una protesta pro-Palestina, amb el logo de pastilla taronja de 3CatInfo a la cantonada superior dreta, i el text titular de la notícia a baix a l'esquerra dient "Les protestes per Palestina, en directe". El…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-12 14:35:22

You know your jokes are good when even your cat gives you this look.

Close-up photo of an orange cat looking at the camera with what looks like a judging and disapproving face. They're not mad, just disappointed.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-13 17:34:22

🇺🇦 Auf #radioeins läuft...
Grateful Cat:
🎵 Summer's gone, it's over
#NowPlaying #GratefulCat
gratefulcat.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/6DaJlLL

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2025-10-31 14:12:09

Annual reminder that a black cat crossing your path is good luck actually, because it signifies that you got to see a cat
#cats #cat

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-13 06:54:40

Snug

Photo of an orange cat tucked in undee blankets while it rests on the couch. Only its partially open eyes to its ears can be see, but the kitty looks quite cozy.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2025-10-06 19:48:04

Remember: don't you dare scratch the cat tree, unless you want the #cat to be really mad at you.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-12 20:08:28

Yes! Ha ha ha... YES!

Photo of a cat sitting right next to a fireplace glass door watching the fire dance while soaking up the warmth.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-10 19:30:35

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Father And Son
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
forevermaybe.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/476V2d6

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-11-02 03:00:22

This cat, I swear..
Every time I use this basket, after I empty out the clothes, Twig will hop in and demand a ride. So I have to carry him around the house until my arms get tired. #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

A tabby cat (about 1.5 yrs old) sitting inside of a blue circular laundry basket (with holes). He's sitting upright, his ears forward, and he's looking off to the left. The basket is suspended about 3ft off the ground, held by a barely visible hand/arm holding a yellow handle.
Same cat in the same basket, this time the cat is looking down at the ground. He's dark brown/grey with black stripes along his back.
Top-down view of the cat in the laundry basket. He's still looking off into the distance.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-13 06:34:00

It's Monday

Photo of a tabby cat laying down on the hardwood floor with its mouth open, as if screaming "aaaaaaah!" I feel you little kitty. I feel you.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-13 23:51:59

Excuse me sir, I am using the restroom.

Photo of an orange cat that decided to crawl in some pants while someone was trying to use the restroom in peace.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-10-08 18:47:49

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJ

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-13 15:27:26

Please, think of the hungry kitties. Cats are known to wither away if feeding time is missed by less than 5 minutes. 😭

Photo of a white, fluffy, and well-fed cat laying dramatically on its back in the middle of the floor with 3 of its paw are flopped out. The sleeping kitty is probably dreaming about all the food it should be eating right now.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2025-10-01 09:35:23

> El vaixell de salvament de l'armada espanyola adverteix que no entrarŠ a la zona d'exclusió per no posar en perill la integritat física de la tripulació i demana que la missió humanitŠria que tampoc hi entri
Doncs vaja quina merda de vaixell de l'armada
#PutaEspanya #FuckIsrael

La Flotilla Global Sumud entra en zona d'alt risc prop de Gaza i tem una intervenció d'Israel - 3CatInfo
El vaixell de salvament de l'Armada espanyola adverteix que no entrarà a la zona d'exclusió per no posar en perill la integritat física de la tripulació i demana a la missió humanitària que tampoc hi entri

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 16:32:51

:neocat_knife:

Night vision camera pointed at a door with a cat hatch access that detects motion of a fluffy white cat walking in carrying a knife in it's mouth. Someone is going to learn what happens when you forget dinner time.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-11 22:54:28

Look.. If I get eaten by ghosts, you can't get fed, so we're in this together.

Four panel comic by Murrz titled "How to use the bathroom when you're scared" First panel: [1. Pick up pet.] Picks up black kitty. Second panel: [2. Use pet as ghost shield.] Holds cat out in front while going upstairs. Third panel: [3. Trap 'em.] Girl says, "Look, I know you were sleeping, but I need your assistance. Just wait a sec." while sitting on the toilet in a locked bathroom. Cat relies, "wtf man" while sitting next to the door. Last panel: [4. Return.] Girl nervously goes back down st…
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2025-09-30 13:45:53

Per a la sorpresa de nul·lú
Dels altos al foc que s'han fet fins ara, Israel els ha trencat tots; suna definició de "pau" és sinònim de "massacre" i "genocidi"
Ni Palestina ni el Pròxim Orient mai seran lliures ni tranquils si Israel segueix existint i encara fa totes les malifetes que fa i ha fet
#FuckIsrael

Netanyahu nega ara que accepti un estat palestí o retirar-se de Gaza, com preveu el pla de Trump - 3CatInfo
La proposta, que Hamas ha dit que estudiarà "de bona fe", preveu un termini de 72 hores per al retorn dels ostatges

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-11-09 16:24:37

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my box. :neocat_box:

Video of Uni the munchkin tuxedo cat approaching then laying in a rectangular (cat-sized) box, then falling asleep with just the head poking out. One cute part about this kitty is that the black & white fur perfectly outlines the iconic mouth curve of a cat :3
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-08 04:07:22

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Aaahh Men!
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
fromtheblueplanet.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/2qGvxAK

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-12-11 07:04:05

Kitty was the perfect distraction while I unloaded the vault :neocat_thief:

Foot over cat peeking out from a glass door on inside of a locked bank at night. Caption: Cat triggers bank alarm by sneaking into the building and forces the police deployment.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-10-11 09:38:00

Be careful out there... It's #Caturday

Video of a dog sneaking up to a hole underneath the sofa, when all of a sudden a cat partially pops out to swipe at the pupper with one paw. Dog backs up and the cat retreats for another round of "Imma getcha". (They are having fun)
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2025-12-11 12:35:37

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115
Never sold out.
Shipped the cat pics, cat memes and more.
Still dedicated to the open kitty web ❤️
(Btw, you can still contribute to our Meowstarter as a

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2025-11-12 13:53:25

Loading daily CAT module...

Photo of a slightly anger looking kitty sitting on the floor while a "Loading" indicator floats above its head.
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2025-10-12 14:08:16

I adopted a cat that used to live with a blacksmith, but the first thing she did when we got home was make a bolt for the door.

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2025-12-11 23:41:06

Just a photo of curtains, nothing else

Photo of a cat "hiding" behind a thin qhite curtain while loafing and staring at the camera while they wait for prey (like and unsuspecting toe). Kitty's features are quite visible, though they probably think otherwise. Caption is: The only type of ghosting that makes people happy
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2025-12-12 10:08:59

Mmm, human flavored water

Photo of a black cat licking the glass door of a shower which has tasty, post-shower drops on it.
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2025-12-10 12:06:54

:paw:

Photo of a black cat paw toy that curls the tip of the paw when you pull the trigger. Caption at top says: Bring this to a friend's house, who doesn't own a cat, and sticking under the doorframe while they're in the bathroom.
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2025-11-12 07:19:26

Aurora as seen from Florida

Image of a planet sized rainbow shooting off from the southern hemisphere of Earth showing a grey cat wearing beauty pageant sash and a tiara riding on top of a flying saucer to the end of said rainbow, which leads to a wormhole in space. A street sign in the middle of the rainbow says it's International Drive and Rainbow Drive, while rainbow & heart shaped bubbles float in space nearby. Oh, there's also fireworks the size of North America exploding above Earth while the Tardis and USS Enterpri…
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2025-10-08 03:19:47

Someone trimmed their cat, and now it looks she's having an existential crisis.
📸by torode

Focused photo of a long haired cat with a lion's mane trim (everything but the head) on a pillow. The kitty has both her front paws together like clasped hands, and is staring at something offscreen, like it is deep in thought. The background is out of focus, but you can kind of make out a potted plant near a window.
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2025-10-04 21:13:34

Ask your vet if cat extensions are right for you.

Photo of a fluffy, longhaired cat peeking out a back door window, except because the kitty had a recent vet visit that required a belly trim, the cat looks quite silly. Fluff on both ends, skinny belly in the middle
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2025-11-10 16:18:56

Is it a trap? Yes.
Will I try anyway? Also yes.

Photo of a cat laying on its back beside an office chair on a rug while looking up at the camera. The iconic seal pose with paws curled and fluffy belly exposed invites the unsuspecting hand.
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2025-11-10 20:15:10

Live, Laugh, Loaf

Photo of a tuxedo cat loafing on and bending an envelope that specifically says "Please do not bend".
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2025-10-11 15:35:53

:blep:

Photo of a black fluffy cat with a lion trim hair cut, poofy tail tip, and a tongue hanging out. A true Bleptober beauty
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2025-10-11 04:05:54

Gotta clean da beans 🐾

Photo of a white & orange cat laying down on a chair while licking its back paw which the kitty is holding with its two front paws. The paw being held and groomed is spread out while the pink beans are being tongue cleaned.
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2025-10-10 21:31:06

This is when the cats decided to join humanity in the fight against the machines

The face of someone who unplugged her own food dispenser and didn't get fed for hours. [Photo of a sad looking cat loafing and waiting by her empty food bowl which denied feeding her on time. Poor kitty!]
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2025-12-04 03:18:36

A sufficiently comfy cat is indistinguishable from genAI :neocat_confused:

Photo by Bitter_Sir4188 (reddit) of their sleeping cat laying upsidedown and twisted on a pile of clothes. Her head slipped down and the only parts identifiable on the kitty is two paws and part of a hind quarter. It took me a long time to figure out which way the cat was even laying, and even then I have questions.
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2025-11-06 05:17:25

Cat that can teleport, but only bothers to teleport to warmer spots... like your face while you sleep.

Photo taken straight up showing a white and orange cat resting point blank on someone's head. The kitty is looking away, unconcerned about the human pillow taking pictures with their rectangle.
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2025-12-10 09:07:13

Rotisserie Chicken

Photo of a cat sleeping on a bed, but its head is tucked in between its legs by its tail. So it's basically just folded in half like some kind of kitty origami or maybe a it's the return of the Popples™. You'd think it might be uncomfortable, but that's just human thinking. Cats are always comfy (even when they look crumbled up like that laundry you never put on hangers on that one chair).
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2025-10-09 23:31:33

Papurr Jam

Photo of a fluffy orange cat that's laying right on top of a freshly printed stack of papers on a Samsung laser printer.
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2025-10-10 02:55:23

:ablobcatblink:

Photo of a white and orange cat near a window doing kitty things (staring at nothing). Caption at the bottom says in Japanese and English: まいにちいろいろ… Various things happen every day
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2025-10-06 12:08:09

To all the new people from BlueSky. Welcome to Mastodon! 🦣
Hope you like cats :3

Photo of a cat butt of a kitty who is loafing in a round cat tree. Someone put googly eyes on the kitty's back, and with the tail hangng down, it now looks like an fuzzy elephant.
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2025-11-10 04:12:45

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The League of Extraordinary Shitposters. [Drawing of a dude giving finger guns and a cat flicking everybody off.]