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@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 02:18:05

Stolen to add #AltText. piefed.social/c/politicalcompa

A “Political Compass”-style dual-axis graph of political positions. The y-axis (vertical) is Authoritarian (at the top) vs Libertarian (at the bottom; the x-axis (horizontal) is Economic Left vs Economic Right. In each quadrant is an image of a cat. The top left (Authoritarian/Economic Left) shows a cat sitting in a cardboard tank—as in the armoured fighting vehicle. The top right (Authoritarian/Economic Right) shows an anthropomorphic cat in Tudor-style puffed robes. The bottom right (Libe…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-03 13:40:17

1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-06-02 18:19:50

Ooh ooh #ToeBeanTuesday I've got a photo!

A white and tabby cat lies on a human who's sitting back on a bed as she was very tired after work (the human, not the cat). The cat's back feet obscure the rest of it but you can make out cat ears either side and a bit of tabby tail. It's not the best photo as I had to hold Sparky up with my right hand and wrangle my phone with my left and keep the silly case out of the way, which I didn't quite manage to do. Anyway toebeans.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-06-03 03:37:35

My kid picked up a (metal) cat-shaped cookie cutter. They discovered that eggs can be fried in it, resulting in cat-shaped eggs.
My wife was making cat-eggs and had leftover raw egg she offered to me.
her: "Do you want me to make your eggs meow?"
me: "Yes fleas"
her: ...
me: "You said 'meow' instead of 'now', right? You ASKED for that."
her: "Yeah, I guess I did."

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-03 02:03:33

Ban slanted laptop stands! :angery:
#Caterday

Video of a calico cat trying to lay down on the top of a laptop keyboard and failing because the laptop stand is slanted. Eventually the cat tries to smack stuff underneath it for revenge.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-02 14:48:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-05-03 00:30:53

The funny thing here is that the woman is called MacDonald, but she did it on the MacKay bridge
#Halifax

Franco the calico cat rescued from Halifax bridge after 40-kilometre trek from home
CBC Lite

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-05-02 08:57:47

I have a pair of end-of-life phones (CAT S61 and S62) with FLIR Lepton thermal cores in them.
Anybody know if there is a good way to disassemble them to salvage the thermal modules without destroying them? I don't care about the rest of the phone, it's gonna end up in ewaste.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 03:05:40

RE: infosec.exchange/@chillybot/11
Indicators of Cat

Photo of a fluffy cat looking at the camera with a CAT label sitting on its head. When you have a labeler, everything needs a label!
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-02 10:55:57

Trump is running out of options to contain gas price backlash (Cat Zakrzewski/Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/politics/20
memeorandum.com/260502/p8#a260

@hacksilon@infosec.exchange
2026-04-02 18:42:36

OH: "Cat Content Connoisseurs ( #CCC )"

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-04-02 13:41:37

My cat: "You know I don't have anything else to do today, so I'll just sit patiently on your desk and stare at you from 15 cm away. Nope. When you occasionally look back at me and burst out laughing, that won't change my schedule either."

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-03 03:32:45

Help, I've Erie'd and I can't get up!
#CatsOfMastodon

My legs under a light pink blanket. Between my legs, a black cat is fast asleep, lying on her side with her head resting on her paws. Kind of blurry, as it was taken with a shitty webcam.
A better pic taken of the same cat on my legs. This one taken from above, with a cell phone camera. My silver laptop is partially visible, and Erie's white patches (her tummy, her back paws) are barely visible as well. Her eye is open just a slit (as she looks suspiciously up at my wife).
@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-06-01 17:50:19

I love my crusty baby

me using my cat as a pillow while she looks into the camera
me staring at my cat who turned to look at me
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 14:06:09

What’s that? Yes, I am trying to get some work done with a fully grown cat wearing a cone perched on my shoulder like a parrot.
Yes, it is quite inconvenient…
#CatsOfMastodon

Turnip rests on my shoulder wearing his cone, staring at the forbidden outside
@smashtie@mas.to
2026-05-31 18:47:46

Pixie has had a hard day lying under the bushes, sleeping, and is now exhausted from a chin scratching session. It's a cat's life. #catsofmastodon

A black and white cat lies on a brown sofa, head tucked under so her forehead is resting on the cushion. She's fast asleep.
@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-04-03 00:47:08

who's the boss?

This photo shows a stylish home workspace that blends industrial and mid-century modern aesthetics. The Setup: Black desk with Apple wireless keyboard and Magic Mouse Modern lounge chair with teal cushion and light wood frame A beautiful white cat sitting regally on the chair atop a traditional red geometric rug The Walls: Exposed red brick provides warmth and texture, decorated with: Architectural photo of a historic yellow building [OG Cass Tech HS] Abstract celestial art (red planet, c…
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-02 10:16:54

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/72NSLec

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-25 01:45:07

Getting a jump start on #caturday, before I forget.

Single panel comic. Saint Peter is standing at his kiosk in front of the Pearly Gates. The little halo above his head confirms his identity. In front of him a cat is sitting on a cloud. A fireman has climbed to the top of a ladder poking through the cloud, in front of the cat. He is holding out an opened can of cat food. The fireman is saying to the cat, “I don’t know how you got up here, but I’m here to help you down.”
Single panel cartoon. A man is laying alone on a double bed, under covers up to his armpits. His phone is atop a side table at his left. There’s a small lamp atop a side table on the other side of the bed. A cat is sitting on the man’s chest looking at him. The cat is saying, “You’re in my personal space.”
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-30 18:33:47

Theory: you should have multiple litter boxes, so every #cat has its own.
Reality: one cat goes through two litter boxes, relieving each need separately.

@outer@mas.to
2026-04-26 14:42:58

@…
Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation
Thank you, Li Chen. Your comics are all great! Now it's time to buy your books, etc.
exocomics.com/store

Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com motivation Panel 1 (Robot shaking cat, who sleeps beside his food dish.) Robot: CAT. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. COME ON. Panel 2 (Owner Li Chen is drawing a comic.) Owner: he's very food-motivated Robot: OH. Panel 3 (Robot speaks to cat.) Robot: WALK OR I SHALL CONSUME YOU. (Cat opens eyes wide.) Panel 4 (Owner looks up.) Owner: wait that's not -- (Robot holds leash with one arm, the other up in the air, while cat pulls with vigor--sweating…
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-31 01:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Dexerto @Dexerto A viral browser extension forces you to stop scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your screen Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an unremovable cat overlay until your break timer ends
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-01 22:36:59

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicArtistInResidence
Cat Power:
🎵 Nude As The News
#CatPower
rebuild1.bandcamp.com/track/nu
open.spotify.com/track/6cu0Dia

@tempus_fuckit@toot.cat
2026-05-02 13:47:41

Hello @… , I've got two issues with my Fairphone6 with eOS. Until today no answers. Do you have an idea how to get help? community.e.foundation/t/fp6-e

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-02 02:16:33

The summoning circle worked!

Photo of a young black cat laying down on a Ouija board type, circular rug. The rug has zodiac signs, letters, numbers, sun & moon symbols, etc.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-05-02 13:33:37

Not a cat lover, but an #AI "viral" channel posted this video, Try curing cancer first a-holes 😔
"Easiest tell is the weird low hanging voids for doorways and extremely low res (no number plate details, some of the cars look squished in the background) and the building in the background makes no sense. General rule of thumb: if it's a 7 second video with low resoluti…

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-02 16:04:08

Sparky has had a busy #Caturday running around in the garden, and is now struggling to keep his eyes open, love him 💙 #chamedi

A young and moulting tabby and white cat lies folded up on the sofa, plopped against a human leg in black leggings.
@scott@carfree.city
2026-05-28 22:08:26

I love my cat, but she really has no grasp of academic Marxism. Words like dialectical and conjuncture mean nothing to her.

A cat with a white belly, paws, and lower face, with dark gray and brown fur on the top of her head, sits on a hardwood floor in a ray of light.
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-04-29 02:09:45

The total #SolarEclipse on 12 August will be a low affair both for totality watchers in Spain (let alone Mallorca) and for maximum partiality watchers in Central Europe, so making sure you'll have a free horizon for solar elevations below 10° in the right azimuth is essential. And now is the time to test the location you have in mind as on the evening of 12 August the declination of the Sun will be 14°47' while on April 29 and 30 it will be 14°38' and 14°56', respectively, i.e. 9 arc minutes or 1/3 solar diameter lower or higher. So if you see the low Sun both today and tomorrow (and don't expect any more vegetation or buildings to materialize in the next 3 1/2 months) you can be sure that you can also see the totally or maximally eclipsed Sun on 12 August. (This dress rehearsal idea has already been promoted - e.g. in rac1.cat/meteo/20260428/341109 - in Spain.)

@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 01:25:22

My wife’s binging Private Practice. Six seasons of the most tedious and self-involved people on the planet fucking and whinging about fucking.
Were Dante alive today, this would be the circle where they send pearl-clutching wine aunts and helicopter cat fosterers.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-01 23:53:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Here Comes My Baby
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/4cgJeHc

@cheeaun@mastodon.social
2026-04-30 03:34:30

🏕️ Got all the badges neal.fun/cursor-camp/

A “Camp Badges” game screen overlay in a cozy cabin, showing nine badge icons and a black cat lounging on a couch in the background.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-05-27 15:02:21

Cat Today.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat with crossed paws.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-02 11:35:46

logging on

Photo of a young tuxedo cat resting on a pink toy laptop with its front paws while its face is a centimeter away from the screen.
@avalon@jazztodon.com
2026-04-30 20:05:17

Trombone Charlotte has apparently settled in NOLA!

Toronto trad trombonist Charlotte McAfee-Brunner (r) at the Spotted Cat jazz club in New Orleans.
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-05-22 14:00:19

"War on Iran may threaten conservation of the world’s rarest big cat"
#Iran #Animals #Conservation

War on Iran may threaten conservation of the world's rarest big cat
The world’s most endangered big cat faces an increasingly precarious future as ongoing conflict in Iran disrupts critical conservation efforts.

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-05-02 10:42:25

This is the window that has the best view of the chipmunk. #cat #cats #caturday #katzen #window

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-01 02:44:54

Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
#shitposting

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 13:48:03

"Don't crush that cat, hand me the pliers." 😉

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-29 21:45:42

So I had always thought that Erie liked to sit on laptop keyboards because of the warmth from the machine underneath.
But no, here she is sitting on a bluetooth keyboard (and it's not even on). She does it not for the warmth, but just to be a jerk. Though to be fair, I DID take her to the vet today, so I deserve it.
#CatsOfMastodon
(That's Clove in the backg…

A mostly-black tuxedo cat sitting on a kitchen table next to pokemon cards, notebooks, and other kid detritus. In the background is a window with a fuzzy shelf, and another tuxedo cat sitting on the shelf. The cat on the table is sitting on a black rectangle that's hard to make out, but it is a battery-operated bluetooth keyboard.
Same two cats, but this time the mostly-black tuxedo cat in the foreground is looking directly at the camera with her green eyes.
@mooncorebunny@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-29 22:19:16

Cat on a sill. #catsofmastodon

A white-grey moggy cat sleeps on a window sill, spread out relaxedly. The sun outside was just right, not quite a heatwave on this day.
@@arXiv_physicsatomph_bot@mastoxiv.page@mastoxiv.page
2026-03-03 16:05:33

Crosslisted article(s) found for physics.atom-ph. arxiv.org/list/physics.atom-ph
[1/1]:
- Spin-Cat Qubit with Biased Noise in an Optical Tweezer Array
Kusano, Shibata, Yeh, Saito, Nakamura, Yokoyama, Kashimoto, Takano, Takasu, Takagi, Takahashi

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2026-05-30 22:38:23

Nothing better than napping in the sun on a lazy #caturday #catsofmastodon #cats

Grey and white cat laying in the sun
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-24 12:22:12

RE: toot.cat/@plexus/1162830168377
It should also be noted that beyond the ethical, political and environmental issues with this is that it doesn't work:
1. There is on average no mid to long term productivity gain with actual real-world software development that isn't just a "wow see what it can do" demo. (Multiple studies have shown that now.)
2. It won't help with 90% of the work when professionally making software, which, believe it or not, isn't coding. 90% of the work is designing and planning the software (these are things that happen both upfront and during development).
Maybe you have seen the recent Microsoft thing rolling back features in Windows they added?
E.g. Copilot in Notepad. What they did is essentially outsourcing project management to developers who then outsourced it to LLMs. But an LLMs can't plan and design software, and arguably barely can even generate code that works (as in reliable and performant). So now they have a buggy mess with features no one wants and they're rolling it back.
There's no silver bullets in software development.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-02 05:09:48

To Do List:
✅ Get bread

Photo showing an orange and white cat that's crawled inside a baguette bag. Caption at the top is: Not the bread I wanted, but the bread I needed.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-05-30 15:29:56

#Caturday
Zen cat garden.

Photo of a light-colored cat laying on its side on a carpet. A small stone is placed on its shoulder. A small rake lies on its side. There are patterns that look like the cat’s fur has been raked like a zen garden. Possibly AI image. I can’t tell.
@niklaskorz@rheinneckar.social
2026-03-14 11:27:41

A few pencil sketches I made of our cat Loki. Trying to get into drawing with almost no experience, and I love how even on this small example, sketching the same object three times already shows some immediate progress. :blobcatnomcookie:
#caturday #cat

Three pencil sketches of a cat. The first (top left) uses very basic, round shapes. The second (bottom left) is of a cat loaf without visible legs of tail, looking forwards in a slightly worried expression. The third (top right) is of a cat sitting on its hind legs, tail curled around the body, looking forwards in anticipation.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-01 23:09:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Cat Stevens:
🎵 The Wind
#CatStevens

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-01 04:17:48

Mr Ek on a journey to the vet. It was his first train journey.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #train

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-29 18:09:13

I should buy a boa– i mean, meow!

Three photos of an orange cat sitting like a human in a chair while their leg sticks forward as they look around. First two pictures show the kitty looking out the window then at the table in front of them, as if lost in thought, while the last photo show them looking at the camera as if they just snapped back to reality. Still the weird cat pose, though, because when you're a cat, any pose is a cat pose.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-03 17:24:12

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-28 02:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 14:36:30

Keeping a watchful eye on me…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-30 20:13:20

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega
the-daisy-chain.bandcamp.com/t

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-29 18:43:09

Bliss. #CatsOfMastodon #cats

A black and white cat having her chin scratched. Her head is tilted back to look right up at the ceiling. Whiskers forward.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-31 03:19:43

Recently a new #cat started walking through the neighborhood. Since he tends to be singing while he's walking, I provisionally named him Jaskier (for the Witcher character, lit. buttercup, though renamed to Dandelion in translation).
So Jaskier is sitting below the window, singing. Ruh 🐱 is sitting behind the mosquito net, in an open window, and twittering back at him. He jumps on the outer windowsill, a distance away from her (i.e. behind the closed window panel). She shouts at him.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-29 02:06:11
Content warning: What do you call an AI-designed sex toy?

I don’t care even if the answer is obvious.
Why don’t you tell a loved one today that you love them? Or maybe snuggle your cat. Or make something nice to eat. Or tell someone on the Internet you enjoy their art.

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2026-05-24 15:57:16

A very tired #cat Too much excitement watching birds and people through the window? 😉
#caturday #catsofmastodon

Napping grey and white cat snuggled up next to a pillow on a couch.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-31 16:29:10

Caterpillar

Photo of a fluffy black cat laying down with its feet and tail hidden in a line on top of a hump on a blanket, making the void kitty look like a caterpillar or a fuzzy snake. When your a cat bones are optional and every position is comfy.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-28 16:26:50

#caturday

Single panel comic. A small cat is walking away from a mangled ventriloquist’s dummy strewn over the floor in bits. The cat is saying, “The lap is my territory.”
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-29 17:55:54

#ThreeGoodThings
1. My cat is curled up on my lap (and shedding white hair absolutely everywhere) 🐱
2. All the salad I had with my supper was picked from the garden 🥗
3. We're on the other side of emptying a storage unit we've had for four years. No-one was looking forward to doing that and it's a great feeling to have it done.

Sparky, a white and tabby cat, curled up on me and moulting white hair on my navy blue leggings.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-25 02:02:40

This little lady has been hanging out with me pretty much non-stop since I got sick. She basically just leaves the bed for food & bathroom breaks. Absolutely THE BEST cat. #Erie #CatsOfMastodon

A mostly black tuxedo cat. White paws and a white chest, but from the back you'd think she was an entirely black cat. She's sitting on the floor, looking at the camera patiently (waiting for me to go back to bed).
The same tuxedo cat, walking up towards the camera. Two white paws are barely visible, and only a small portion of her white chest is visible, but otherwise a black coat. Her whiskers are white. Her nose is invisible, just black pixels with no defining features.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 08:35:05

Are you sure your cat is gaslighting you? You should probably feed them–they're clearly starving!

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-29 21:07:33

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-30 09:46:50

Me: not taking extra sugar. I'll be carrying a cat, so I'm not going to walk fast.
Also me: discovering how much of an effort is to carry a 5.5 kg cat in a carrier.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-31 19:08:02

Pride Beam :nyancat_rainbow:⁠:nyancat_rainbow:

Photo of a chunky tabby cat laying on the ground while a rainbow beam shines on its belly
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-25 21:32:18

It's been a hard days night and I've been sleeping like a Twig
#CatsOfMastodon

A brown and black tabby cat asleep on a platform of a carpet-covered cat tower. There's a hole in the tower, and his head is resting on the edge of the hole (half in the hole, half out). His body is on the rest of the platform , butt facing outward. See, his name is Twig, and he's like a branch of a cat tree..
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-31 20:59:23

Next on How It's Made: Easter Eggs!

Photo of a cat loafing in a closet on top of some towels with an egg placed next to the kitty. Caption is: Everyone congratulate Bort he just laid his first egg
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-05-30 15:34:27

#caturday

Single-panel comic. A woman is standing in front of a mirror in what seems to be a dress shop. She is holding a cat in her arms. There are six cats sitting on the floor behind her. A salesman stands next to her saying, “Would you like to see it with a calico?”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 19:54:42

Beware of Cat

Video of someone looking at a window with the sign showing a cat head and: WARNING 防犯ネコ 24時間作勤中 24H security system The video then pans to the left where there's an identical looking cat sitting by the window, staring directly at the human filming. The cat moves it's head slightly up as if signaling to the person that it knows... It knows...
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-29 19:30:30

Someone please bring me food, there is a cat asleep on my lap.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-06-01 17:58:20

Happy Pride Month :blobcatsweat:

Photo of someone with long pink nails holding a rainbow colored pride sticker with a nervous cat saying, "Lesbians eat what?"
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 15:02:57

RE: aus.social/@dgar/1163181216356
I'm a cat, so it's kind of my hobby

Low res and grainy animation of a fluffy white cat knocking stuff placed in front of them off a table. Fuck This Fuck That Fuck Those Too Fuck All These Fuck This Thing In Particular
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 07:01:21

Sorry, I have some important things to attend to...

Photo taken Aug 1997 of an older lady on a corded landline telephone while she lies in bed next to tucked in black & white cat. Caption is: “Yeah I can’t come out tonight. Super busy”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 16:11:08

A cat can never be held accountable. Therefore a cat must never take the blame. :ablobcatangel:
(This message brought to you by the Council of Cats)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-27 20:02:33

The cat sounds a little horse

Photo of a cat laying down with its head inside of a horse mask.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-01 11:33:26

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116
This was an April Fool's joke, btw. I'm not actually a dog wearing a cat mask... I'm a cat wearing a cat mask.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-28 21:07:51

WIMDY!

Photo by Kaydeeseeds of their VERY fluffy black & white cat, Luna, enjoying the wind while she sits in the grass. Assume a spherical cat...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 17:06:03

Cat work is real work

Video of someone monching and running their face on their orange and white cat is just sitting there, calmly staring something off screen. The demeanor of the cat shows that this is probably a daily occurrence. Caption at the top is: It's either this or the streets...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-30 02:10:59

Boxes filled with packing peanuts were like mimics for cats.

Old flash photo of a cat, covered in styrofoam peanuts, trying to shake them off but failing to because of all the static electricity on its fur. A dog nearby watches in amusement.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-31 17:45:12

Don't forget to stretch those peets!

Video of a fluffy cat sitting next to the edge of a couch. The kitty decided to get comfy, so it stretches its back paw feet (peets) off the sofa and between its front paws in a ridiculous manner (like its a people)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-29 22:03:50

Who ordered a basket of floof?

Photo of a fluffy orange cat laying inside of a white basket. The kitty is all curled up with its tufts of fur sticking out. The only body parts you can really make out are some of its sleeping face and the tip of its tail. Everything else is just fluffy fur.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-01 23:28:03

First cat in space was Félicette :blobcatspace:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Félicette

Félicette - Wikipedia

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-02 00:01:53

"One day, the first cat is gonna pee on the moon", I said to myself not knowing that one day my name would go down in history.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-29 18:39:31

Floor lion

On today's episode of Orange and Jobless Video by yvetteblake_rn shows an orange cat laying on its back on the floor while a robotic vacuum tries to clean on and around them. The kitty meows in protest when the robot keeps bumping into them, but refuses to move from its comfy spot. Fight the system, kitty!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-26 18:54:17

Introducing the baby to your best friend

An absolutely, ridiculously cute video showing a fluffy orange cat getting comfortable next to doggy (pitt mix?) laying down on a bed with her very young kitty nearby. The momma cat uses the dog as a pillow an reaches out to the kitten, as if introducing them. Cuteness overload!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-21 08:55:07

"Cats are the only thing keeping me sane," I say as I tuck myself in my cat blankets and cat pattern bedsheets while wearing my cat print pajamas with cat paw socks :3

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-23 22:27:36

You've already eaten, kitty!

:angery:

Photo of the "angery" cat meme showing a white & orange cat with squinting eyes, a crinkled nose, and a partial open mouth. By human expressions, the kitty looks angry, but it's actually just a well timed shot of a cat about to sneeze
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-26 19:19:52

This is what happens when you boost AND favorite a post

Video of a cat on a cat wheel, when another one jumps on to join. The two kitties then both use it while jumping over each other.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 19:07:28

*shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Video of a black cat and an orange cat both drinking from a water bowl at the same time. The black cat is drinking from the far end of the bowl, while the orange cat is drinking from underneath the black cat while facing sideways. Just normal kitty things.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 15:06:08

*POOF* you're now a cat!

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-30 06:22:28

No pillow, no problem :neocat_nom_cat:

Photo of two orange cats loafing on a blanket on a sofa with one of them resting its head on the other like they're a pillow.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-25 13:25:08

RE: toot.cat/@devopscats/116635317
Woke up this morning.
Time to make it everyone's problem!

:elmo_fire:

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-25 10:24:18

Please, I have no more closet space!

When life gives you lemons Tell it to stop, the lemons have created a mental burden beyond repair. I have 73,037 lemons! (Two photos of an overwhelmed looking white & black cat sitting awkwardly one a background of lemon clipart) [Poorly Made Cat Memes]
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 05:23:51

rundll32.exe catte.dll.notavirus,#1
#TrustMeBro

Sticker of Rexie cat (aka Catte) "smiling" will their mouth slightly open and eye squinting
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-29 14:26:48

why wakey when you can do this?

Photo of a cat tucked into a blanket completely while sleeping on a pillow. Max comfort has been achieved in our lifetime!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-28 18:11:27

:thonking:

Photo of someone holding up a poster for a missing calico cat, with an identical kitty (markings and all) meows on the ground in front of them. "Have you seen Tinks?"