2026-05-01 03:05:40
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@chillybot/116496956119754329
Indicators of Cat
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@chillybot/116496956119754329
Indicators of Cat
Theory: you should have multiple litter boxes, so every #cat has its own.
Reality: one cat goes through two litter boxes, relieving each need separately.
You are expected to lead me to your snack collection immediately. Do not dilly-dally.
#caturday #catsofMastodon
RE: https://aus.social/@dgar/116318121635605657
I'm a cat, so it's kind of my hobby
@…
Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation
Thank you, Li Chen. Your comics are all great! Now it's time to buy your books, etc.
https://www.exocomics.com/store
🏕️ Got all the badges https://neal.fun/cursor-camp/
Someone please bring me food, there is a cat asleep on my lap.
Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
#shitposting
"Don't crush that cat, hand me the pliers." 😉
На сервере почти не было боттом смайликов, теперь это упущение исправлено
:blobfox_bottom: :neocat_bottom: :neocat_googly_woozy_bottom: :neodog_bottom: :neofox_bottom: :neopossum_bottom:
:pleadingcat: :pleading_cat_collar: :pleadingcute: :blobpleading: :blob_nervous_pleading: :blobcatpuffypleading: :blobfoxpleading: :neocat_pleading: :neocat_pleading_reach: :neocat_floof_pleading: :neodog_pleading: :neodog_pleading_reach: :neofox_pleading: :neopossum_pleading:
The total #SolarEclipse on 12 August will be a low affair both for totality watchers in Spain (let alone Mallorca) and for maximum partiality watchers in Central Europe, so making sure you'll have a free horizon for solar elevations below 10° in the right azimuth is essential. And now is the time to test the location you have in mind as on the evening of 12 August the declination of the Sun will be 14°47' while on April 29 and 30 it will be 14°38' and 14°56', respectively, i.e. 9 arc minutes or 1/3 solar diameter lower or higher. So if you see the low Sun both today and tomorrow (and don't expect any more vegetation or buildings to materialize in the next 3 1/2 months) you can be sure that you can also see the totally or maximally eclipsed Sun on 12 August. (This dress rehearsal idea has already been promoted - e.g. in https://www.rac1.cat/meteo/20260428/341109/dimecres-pots-anticipar-gran-eclipsi-agost-lloc-veura-dia.html - in Spain.)
Bliss. #CatsOfMastodon #cats
Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 knows that everyone has to say "big stretch!" even when it is just a medium stretch.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon
It started with a headline in the Guardian, some old memory of Minitel made me click. I stopped reading after I read about Félicette. A cat that went into space and came back alive.
#cats #space #forgottenheroes
Mr Ek on a journey to the vet. It was his first train journey.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #train
Keeping a watchful eye on me…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Manhattan
#CatPower
https://cocho.bandcamp.com/track/cat-power-manhattan-cocho-edit
https://open.spotify.com/track/5T4Bf4aKOR4ewZBPJCYGVB
Are you sure your cat is gaslighting you? You should probably feed them–they're clearly starving!
He’s finished his three hour nap on the couch in my office, so now he has dragged himself over to have a follow up nap on my lap
Every Day Is #Caturday
Guess the cat is proud of herself. Wife was in the other room so I placed a fried egg and small piece of ham on a plate by her chair Cat was asleep on the sofa on her heating pad. Figured she would not notice and had never seen her express interest in eggs before.
Went into the other room and a few minutes later heard the wife yelling at the cat. Came out and found the cat had taken her egg and ran behind the sofa with it.
Kitty will be 20 in May and apparently still has some ki…
I just went shopping in a store that has a resident cat (bodega cat, except it wasn't a bodega).
Cats always know who's allergic to cats, don't they?
I had to install Windows 11 on a laptop that was running Arch Linux (don’t ask me why—I’m really pissed off about this), and it was the worst user experience I’ve had in years.
1) The laptop's touchpad didn't work; I had to use a USB mouse.
2) Windows 11 didn't recognize the M.2 drive. Why? No fucking idea. You have to download some drivers (not the typical .exe file, but their .sys, .cat, .info, etc.), insert another USB drive with them, and install them during the W1…
*POOF* you're now a cat!
Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.
Cat Heads in Space: The Novel That Grew a Body
Some books begin as sentences. Others begin as outlines or fragments scrawled on napkins at two in the morning. This one began as a sound. Specifically, it began as the sound of my own voice reading a line about a cat head floating through space in a Life Helmet, arguing with another cat head about whether their ship had a name, and realizing that the argument was funnier and sadder and more philosophically loaded than…
Google Cloud and Wiz debut new AI security agents at Next '26, including Threat Hunting and Detection Engineering agents, to combat automated zero-day exploits (Frederic Lardinois/The New Stack)
https://thenewstack.io/google-cloud-cat-mouse/
FSR4 is now on Vulkan. But not thanks to AMD. : r/radeon
https://www.reddit.com/r/radeon/comments/1rch6tt/fsr4_is_now_on_vulkan_but_not_thanks_to_amd/
RE: https://toot.cat/@plexus/116283016837715719
I guess people are tired of the Vim vs. Emacs or the tabs vs. spaces holy wars? 😅
A cat can never be held accountable. Therefore a cat must never take the blame. :ablobcatangel:
(This message brought to you by the Council of Cats)
This little lady has been hanging out with me pretty much non-stop since I got sick. She basically just leaves the bed for food & bathroom breaks. Absolutely THE BEST cat. #Erie #CatsOfMastodon
Just patched a long fiber link, which would've absolutely _sucked_ to get CAT.7 cable through.
The steel-armored OS2 cable is cheap and super robust/easy to work with. The LC connectors are even smaller than the hole for CAT.7 would've been.
This is nice \o/
What I want to say is: Don't be afraid of fiber for DIY networking people, it's awesome and often muuuch better than copper cable!
I also didn't have to do any annoying LSA terminations or crim…
Me: not taking extra sugar. I'll be carrying a cat, so I'm not going to walk fast.
Also me: discovering how much of an effort is to carry a 5.5 kg cat in a carrier.
I don’t care even if the answer is obvious.
Why don’t you tell a loved one today that you love them? Or maybe snuggle your cat. Or make something nice to eat. Or tell someone on the Internet you enjoy their art.
🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Cat Power:
🎵 Metal Heart
#CatPower
https://deathcabforcutie.bandcamp.com/track/metal-heart-cat-power-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/0cbhb14SzztxbwhLTq55Aa
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post
I decided to try pCloud for a month, as my OneDrive expires in April and apparently, for my current plan, Word, Excel, and Powerpoint have been fused into one glorious app called "Copilot App" (that was the last straw). LibreOffice deserves my yearly donation anyway.
pCloud has an AUR package and the installation is dead simple.
Note: Jottacloud seems great, too. But a colleague considers switching to Linux, and pCloud might be the easier option for him in the future. W…
RE: https://toot.cat/@plexus/116283016837715719
It should also be noted that beyond the ethical, political and environmental issues with this is that it doesn't work:
1. There is on average no mid to long term productivity gain with actual real-world software development that isn't just a "wow see what it can do" demo. (Multiple studies have shown that now.)
2. It won't help with 90% of the work when professionally making software, which, believe it or not, isn't coding. 90% of the work is designing and planning the software (these are things that happen both upfront and during development).
Maybe you have seen the recent Microsoft thing rolling back features in Windows they added?
E.g. Copilot in Notepad. What they did is essentially outsourcing project management to developers who then outsourced it to LLMs. But an LLMs can't plan and design software, and arguably barely can even generate code that works (as in reliable and performant). So now they have a buggy mess with features no one wants and they're rolling it back.
There's no silver bullets in software development.
Our cat needed some activities to keep him busy so he doesn't destroy the house. My partner bought a puzzle then I realized there are plenty of 3D models of cat toy puzzles as well.
https://rasterweb.net/raster/2026/01/31/cat-treat-puzzles/
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116329204370366940
This was an April Fool's joke, btw. I'm not actually a dog wearing a cat mask... I'm a cat wearing a cat mask.
I was having a nice dream last night, so the cat woke me up early.
When you see someone with a "I don't like people" pin, and you're thinking "good that I identify as a cat".
RE: https://social.treehouse.systems/@ptrc/116122739713551750
:neocat_thief:
RE: https://mstdn.social/@GayDeceiver/116116528111661781
Hello Kitty tactical gear and armed to the teeth with nothing but cat toys, cat snacks, and catnip.
Had a dream last night where I offered shelter from some incoming rain in the "cat storage" shed.
They apologized for it was all they could offer, but I was happy!
Squeezed myself right in there with like 30 sleepy cats :3
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115398290309140753
Puppies and cats are always fun to watch
rundll32.exe catte.dll.notavirus,#1
#TrustMeBro
meow :neodog_mask_cat:
:duckduckgo: nyan cat lyrics
I was having a vivid dream last night and thought myself, "Wait is this a dream?"
To test if it was a dream or real life, I looked up at the sky to giant cat with 1 head and 2 bodies, looked away then gazed again to notice it now only had ONE body.
That's how I knew it was a dream! :blobcatthinksmart: