Tootfinder

"So you're telling me that this spoiled take-out rice *really* sparks joy?", he meowed at me, and I had to admit that he had a point. #CatsOfMastodon #FridgeCat

This is the right decision.
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/c…

Judge refuses to toss Matt Weiss case as Michigan hacking trial looms
The order preserves a high-profile case alleging Matt Weiss hacked the accounts of thousands of female college students & stole explicit content.

#FotoDerWoche mit Beeren und einer Katze.
https://blog.till-westermayer.de/2026/07/photo-of-the-week-cat-and-berries/

Photo of the week: Cat and berries
Anders als hier im Bild hängen nur noch letzte Johannisbeeren für die Vögel an den Büschen, nachdem wir reichlich geerntet haben. Was genau Nox, unsere Katze, gerade gesehen hat, weiß ich dagegen nicht genau.

How to spot if your cat is planning to murder you.
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

HOW I laughed when I saw cat soup in the supermarket. What kind of idiot buys their cat soup, I thought? Me. I do. Turns out I'm that idiot because it gets them to drink in this heat. I already add a bit of water to their breakfast and they lap every drop of the water in their Saturday morning tuna, and Sparks has just snarfed a pouch of soup let down with 50% extra water. I worry about these crystals male #cats

#EroticMusings 67. What's something in your workplace (other than the essential tools) which helps you create?
Music and feline distraction. My desk is right next to the balcony door. This is also the sole entry and exit for the cat, so whenever the cat needs the door opened, I have to get up. Having a reason to get up and move, even if I walk only five steps, helps against &quo…

I'm watching Anna Pigeon 1x01 "Track of the Cat" #AnnaPigeon

Track of the Cat
Anna questions the official explanation when the death of a fellow ranger unsettles the park.

Furcet

Santiago Alba Rico: "Israel es la supervivencia de la peor Europa en Oriente Medio”
https://www.eldiario.es/cultura/santiago-alba-rico-israel-supervivencia-peor-europa-oriente-medio-cat_128_13480501.html…

Santiago Alba Rico: "Israel es la supervivencia de la peor Europa en Oriente Medio”
El filósofo publica 'Gaza y el destino del mundo', un ensayo en el que reflexiona sobre el punto de no retorno que implica el genocidio y lo que revela de nosotros como sociedad

My wee grey cat Horrible has been missing for a week now. He may just have gone on an adventure, but that isn't like him.
I'm worried, and sad.
#Caturday

Happy #caturday Ran across this cat sitting on top of a mailbox on a walk. It very much enjoyed the head scratching.
#catsofmastodon #cat

The cat litter experiment was successful. I covered the shoes in it for the night*, took them out the next day and the stench was gone. I wasn't able to get it out by washing and scrubbing multiple times.
* For the record, I've used a fresh bag of cat litter.
Cat litter has a few advantages over, say, baking soda: it's easily available in large quantities, it's easy to pour out afterwards, and you can put it in the litter box afterwards.
#LifeHack

RE: #catsOfMastodon

Me representa
@… https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116878098218452041

The most interesting cat in the world
#cat #cats #catsOfMastodon #caturday

another top pop label stop pic....
#church #carving

:neocat_confused:

🇺🇦 Auf #radioeins läuft...
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#NowPlaying #CatPower
https://open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJPDCFn1IV6bFxY1N

Headlines to suck you in:
Wallace’s dog Gromit was nearly a cat, reveals creator as Aardman turns 50
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/sep/04/wallace-gromit-nick-park-aardman-50-years?CMP=Share_Androi…

Wallace’s dog Gromit was nearly a cat, reveals creator as Aardman turns 50
Nick Park began modelling the character as a feline, before finding it too difficult and changing him to a dog

Headlines to suck you in:
Wallace’s dog Gromit was nearly a cat, reveals creator as Aardman turns 50
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/sep/04/wallace-gromit-nick-park-aardman-50-years?CMP=Share_Androi…

Wallace’s dog Gromit was nearly a cat, reveals creator as Aardman turns 50
Nick Park began modelling the character as a feline, before finding it too difficult and changing him to a dog

Erie, the second I put her in the cat carrier (and for the entire trip to the vet):
"Meow. MEOW! Meoooooow. Meow. Meow. Meeeeeow. Meow. Meowmeowmeow"
Erie, the second I put her carrier down on the floor of the vet's office about 5ft away from 2 large dogs:
🦗🦗🦗🦗

#Caturday vibes

The Largest Study On Cat Diets Ever Is Looking For Participants #AnimalRights

The Largest Study On Plant-Based Cat Diets Ever Is Looking For Participants
The largest-ever study on cat diets, led by the University of Winchester's Professor Andrew Knight, is looking for participants

A cat on a cat on a cat. #catsofmastodon

Apparently, I exist? :neocat_confused:

Sharif don’t like it,
Wash the #cat box!
Wash the cat box!
#TheClash

"Really!?"
#CatsOfMastodon #SideEye

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

"Rodent-killing baits threaten small wild cats and other wildlife"
#Animals #Wildlife
https://…

Rodent-killing baits threaten small wild cats and other wildlife
Cat kills rodent. Cat eats rodent. Cat is exposed to potentially lethal rodenticides. That scenario is increasingly likely for many small wild cat species across the globe, and yet, only a handful of researchers are investigating this underrecognized conservation issue. Thus far, researchers confirmed that one wild cat population has declined from exposure to these […]

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Primus:
🎵 Tommy the Cat
#Primus
https://primusinoakland87.bandcamp.com/track/tommy-the-cat
https://open.spotify.com/track/0kquzTsZG4m9qmLJaPSY9U

I'm watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 3x37 "Shining D (Diamond) Is Unbreakable (1)" https://trakt.tv/shows/jojo-s-bizarre-adventure/seasons/3/episodes/37

Shining D (Diamond) Is Unbreakable (1)
Hayato's plan to kill Kira with Stray Cat's air bullets failed. Kira realizes that Hayato has repeated the same morning numerous times, and realizes that…

It's #Caturday and Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 no longer fits through the kitten exit of his Cattasaurus torus. 🍩
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

I've needed to piss for an hour, but I don't know how much more laptime I have with old Strider, so I haven't moved him yet. He's nearing the end, and there's nothing more medicine can do for him except hasten his exit.

Oh no 😭

Esme celebrating #caturday.

Cat #Caturday

How to spot a psychopath
"Mitchell built a template of 20 attributes, divided into four clusters, and 25 tactics that would identify a high-functioning persistent predatory personality type. Cluster one includes a need for control; a grandiose sense of self; pathological inner response to challenge; vengefulness; refusal to compromise. Cluster two includes being predatory or exploitative; sadistic and cruel; having a low regard for laws, agreements, social and moral codes; no boundarie…

How to spot a psychopath: ‘It’s like the difference between a domestic cat and a wild cat’
People with persistent predatory personalities cause an inordinate amount of pain. Recently, our shared understanding of them has grown – and it could help protect us

Lustig! Ticketfritz akzeptiert Ellah-Card. Unsere beiden Katzen heißen so :) https://katzenleben.fritz.cat

I have lived with cats almost my entire life but I do not believe that I have EVER had “expensive“ cat toys
Our cats current favorite toy is a stick wrapped in twine, every time we dig it out from out of the couch, he comes running. 😂
He ignores about half the actual “cat toys” we have
https://

Cats of Yore (@catsofyore.bsky.social)
Someone once told me that it's "classist" to advocate for people to have indoor cats because you need to buy them lots of expensive toys. Marcel has been playing with the discarded stem of a fresh green bean for 20 minutes. 🤷‍♀️

It might look, to the inexperienced, as if Pixie is offering her tummy for a scritch, but this is just a trap. She will defend the floof with all four murder mittens. #caturday

Aquest proper dissabte 19 de Setembre participaré a les xerrades de @… pel Dia de la Llibertat del Programari
#ProgramariLliure #CodiObert #Barcelona

Minutes after midnight on Saturday morning, Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s deputies received a 9-1-1 call reporting
a man ramming a vehicle with a front loader tractor into a sedan on Sinton Road in Santa Maria.
The car was occupied by a woman who managed to flee the vehicle while 38-year-old Levi Gaze of Paso Robles allegedly repeatedly ran the yellow CAT tractor into the vehicle.
He then proceeded to use the bucket of the tractor to further smash the gray sedan, accordi…

Man Allegedly Crushes Occupied Car with Tractor During Argument in Santa Maria 
Levi Gaze of Paso Robles arrested, and woman survives altercation.

I'm watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 3x30 "Cats Love Yoshikage Kira" https://trakt.tv/shows/jojo-s-bizarre-adventure/seasons/3/episodes/30

Cats Love Yoshikage Kira
Kawajiri hears from Shinobu that there is a British Blue cat in the basement with a hole in its neck. Kawajiri wonders if it was shot with the arrow, and…

For #Caturday another in the canon of cats showing their innate poise and elegance.

#Caturday

"the skeleton and the cat" – ein knuffiges #catcontent-bilderbuch, das mir zufällig im münsteraner english book shop von thalia zugelaufen ist. 💀😺😊
"Skeleton lives alone in lonesome bliss. She reads books, drinks tea, and tends to her garden. It's simple and peaceful. Until, one day, a cat knocks on Skeleton's door..."

Help I’ve been pinned down and can’t move! #caturday

That feeling when your renderer can handle a component that outputs HTML inside link text in Markdown that’s embedded in HTML.
(Yes, I’m bragging.)
#Kitten #SmallWeb #SmallTech

I'm watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 3x38 "Shining D (Diamond) Is Unbreakable (2)" https://trakt.tv/shows/jojo-s-bizarre-adventure/seasons/3/episodes/38

Shining D (Diamond) Is Unbreakable (2)
Josuke and Hayato try to force Killer Queen and Stray Cat into close-quarters combat by going into a nearby house. However, air bullets start to show up…

I haven't been posting much lately...
Over the weekend one of our cats had to go do the emergency vet due to crystals blocking his urinary tract. An x-ray then showed kidney stones and he needed surgery.
He's back home recovering, on drugs, not happy about the cone, making a mess of everything, and we're thankful we could save his life.
I mean, we are now broke, in credit card debt, and canceling next years holiday, but, hey... cats! We love 'em!

I just typed this in a group chat and I thought, naaah - the world needs to see this:
"As a non-cat person, I really hate it when cats show me their stupid little bumholes."

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #Radio3Breakfast
Domenico Scarlatti & Yevgeny Sudbin:
🎵 Keyboard Sonata in G Minor "Cat's Fugue"
#DomenicoScarlatti #YevgenySudbin
https://open.spotify.com/track/432wVZnpi6ZWQI4ak714On

Deadly cat-killer fungus is spreading across South America: ‘It is just a matter of time’ | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/cat-killer-fungus-south-america-b2998062.html

Pattsun Cat – 9 essays for solo piano in the quiet minutes
https://mimirecords.bandcamp.com/album/9-essays-for-solo-piano-in-the-quiet-minutes

A new concept of government: “pathocracy” and, I suppose, this leads to #pathocrats. Well worth reading, especially the the discussion after the concept of #pathocracy is raised.
How to spot a psychopath: ‘It’s like the difference between a domestic cat and a wild cat’

How to spot a psychopath: ‘It’s like the difference between a domestic cat and a wild cat’
People with persistent predatory personalities cause an inordinate amount of pain. Recently, our shared understanding of them has grown – and it could help protect us

A new concept of government: “pathocracy” and, I suppose, this leads to #pathocrats. Well worth reading, especially the the discussion after the concept of #pathocracy is raised.
How to spot a psychopath: ‘It’s like the difference between a domestic cat and a wild cat’

How to spot a psychopath: ‘It’s like the difference between a domestic cat and a wild cat’
People with persistent predatory personalities cause an inordinate amount of pain. Recently, our shared understanding of them has grown – and it could help protect us

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

Amazing video of a blind passenger during a flight:
Remove #cat before flight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_8mdH20qTQ
Read the

A #StationCat from #Opole.
#cat

Senate Democrats probe Korean firm's $2 million payment to Trump company (Cat Zakrzewski/Washington Post)
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/08/06/warren-probes-2m-payment-trump-company-amid-tariff-case/
http://www.memeorandum.com/260806/p23#a260806p23

#Caturday

The Joker
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon

Nothing seems to matter anymore when your cat is dying and there's nothing you can do about it.

Galena loves the new cardboard lounge bed. #cat #cats #caturday

goodnight
#church #carving

💋🐱

A quiet morning (so far) at the lake 🏖🇺🇸
#NorthernMichigan #HigginsLake

I'm suddenly realizing that I should've stocked up on pine pellet cat litter before Dipshit-In-Chief started (another?) trade war w/ Canada.

E = mc²
i.e.
Entertainment = man × cat²
#Caturday

Genetic study reveals extinction risk for unique mangrove-adapted pampas cat https://news.mongabay.com/2026/06/genetic-study-reveals-extinction-risk-for-unique-mangrove-adapted-pampas-cat/

Genetic study reveals extinction risk for unique mangrove-adapted pampas cat
More than a decade ago, conservationists began working to preserve a unique population of desert pampas cats that has adapted to the mangroves of Peru’s northern coast. This small, isolated population roams the San Pedro de Vice dry mangroves, a Ramsar Site and South America’s southernmost mangrove ecosystem. “This is a very unique population, because […]

Cubone and chill
#caturday #cats #CatsOfMastodon

Imagine working on a computer all day when you can just do this

A cat wandered into the farm, very affectionate, bit skinny, knows about houses and doors, clearly not a typical stray, and begging for food. We are now at the vet to see if she has a chip (or a dread illness).
I don't need another cat. I can fit another cat, but I don't need one.

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

O Romeow … cat steals the show during final scene at Romeo and Juliet ballet - video | Cats | The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/video/2026/jun/15/o-romeow-cat-steals-the-show-durin…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Moonshadow
#CatStevens
https://thespartan.bandcamp.com/track/cat-stevens-moonshadow
https://open.spotify.com/track/5p3nvmoaAY03qGmBQApn0w

My best friend who is always by my side. Happy Caturday! #caturday

Physicists Created an Entirely New Species of Schrödinger’s Cat
https://gizmodo.com/physicists-created-an-entirely-new-species-of-schrodingers-cat-2000772133

:cat_tilting_head:

This captures pet ownership so well.

Meow*
*look into my eyes

Failed. The nearby shop delivery truck started making noise at 4:30 and the cat didn't let me sleep more.

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
mega cat:
🎵 Sabotage
#megacat
https://itsmegacat.bandcamp.com/track/sabotage
https://open.spotify.com/track/4Zmb0Rz1kKDdmT4rXTBiBt

Goofball 😹

How to spot if your cat is planning to murder you.
#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

The princess and the pea.
#Lulu the #cat

Twig woke me up this morning. My wife got home after traveling for about a week and a half, and he was frantically pawing and rubbing against me to let me know that there was an intruder in the house. I didn't know a guard-cat was a thing.

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

Tell me something you don't know

Excuse me, are you aware you're a cat?

Yoink

14yo: "I want a tortoiseshell cat or a ginger cat."
me: "I want fewer* cats."
14yo: "You're just a hater!"
me: "I'm just a litterbox cleaner."
* we currently have 4

:blobcatpeekaboo:

What are they feeding that farm cat?! :mario_flop:

When the human commits the crime of smelling like another cat!

Farm cat rests where farm cat pleases

I lost again! Why is this kitty so good at cards?

Aww 😞

RE: https://toot.cat/@anglemaece/116953577381824947
Paparazzi snapping pics of @… again 📸