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@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-04-10 12:17:17

何かに頭を乗せるよね
#chacha_cat #cat

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-09 21:11:40

Using a gigantic cat as a bed would do wonders for my anxiety.
🎨by monokubo

Drawing by monokubo (13033303) of someone in a work or school outfit and a skirt lying facedown on the back of a humongous white cat. The gigantic kitty is laying face down in the sand near a beach, and is pouring over a sea wall like the liquid cats are.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-05-09 18:49:59

The life of a cat exhibition star 😼
#Sofia #Bulgaria #InternationalCatExhibition2026

A grumpy orange cat, behind bars, trying to get some shut-eye in its kitty bed at the International Cat Exhibition 2026 at Inter Expo Center in Sofia, Bulgaria
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-08 20:35:36

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Peter Cat Recording Co.:
🎵 Memory Box
#PeterCatRecordingCo
mesiebelmont.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/6C5xm2r

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-09 18:01:19

Lulu.
#cat #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-10 17:49:16

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Aaahh Men!
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
mixhypeedits.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2qGvxAK

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-03-10 12:39:08

Our brainy cat, Tails, seems to have house trained herself. They've been spending increasing amounts of time outside but as their Petflap hasn't gone in yet it means leaving doors open, which is a bit brisk atm, and getting them back in if we go out, which I *was* expecting to do. Anyway, got them in then a bit later Tails starts yowling to go out. I thought it was just for fun so didn't let her go as I may yet need to go out* and moments later heard

Tails the genius cat who would rather crap en plein air than in a box of wood chippings 👏
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-04-10 03:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-09 23:47:41

Tired of AI generated videos? Here's one real dog owners know is real, cuz no matter how big or small, how misbehaved or well-trained, Lord knows... WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE. 😝
#Squirrel #Cat #Zoomies

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-09 03:22:32

can I have my leg back please

my cat is very politely standing directly on my leg
my cat with her front paws pressed into my leg looking straight at me
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-07 05:22:52

#Caturday

Four-panel comic. Off the Mark, by Mark Parisian. 2002. Each panel is identical except for the text. Rapunzel’s Tower scenario, but with cats. Panel 1: A cat on the ground says, “Rapunzel, let down your hair!” Panel 2: a cat up in the tower, hanging out the window, makes a coughing noise, “CHKK!” Panel 3: cat in the tower goes HACK! And coughs out a hairball to the ground below. Panel 4: cat on the ground asks, “Feel better?” Cat in the tower says, “Yeah!” Commentary: yeah, it’s not very funny…
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-05-07 20:00:56

Which one is the neck pillow, and which one is the cat? #CatsOfMastodon #Erie

On a bed, on a pair of jeans, a black neck pillow and a black cat next to each other. They're about the same size and look very similar, including how the neck pillow has a purple & white tag at 5-o-clock, and Erie (the cat) has a little white tuft and white whiskers around the same position.
@nico@lepoulsdumonde.com
2026-05-09 13:48:09

Alfred sur les serviettes
#Caturday #catsofmastodon

Un chat curieux jette un coup d'œil derrière des serviettes jaunes et roses, avec une structure en bois en arrière-plan. Le chat a de grands yeux brillants et un pelage tabby. A curious cat peeks out from behind yellow and pink towels, with a wooden structure in the background. The cat has large, bright eyes and a tabby coat.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 17:42:31

The PlayStation Can Produce Mind-Boggling Effects :wow_miku:

Photo of an orange cat looking at the viewer while sticking its head out of a hole on the bottom of a sideways paper bag. The kitty's tail can also be seen, but the way the paper bag is folded and with the color being close to the color of the cat, it makes the fuzzy goofball look like a low poly 3D rendering.
@johnleonard@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 12:28:01

The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring damages claim on behalf of around 38.5 million UK iPhone and iPad users.

UK tribunal greenlights £3bn claim against Apple iCloud
The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring ...

@mariyadelano@hachyderm.io
2026-05-08 13:56:13

Meet Vivi, our second #cat who we adopted last Sunday.
She likes sausage.
#catsOfMastodon #cats

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-10 12:00:01

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
-- R. Heinlein

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-10 13:12:23

You can’t train a cat…

A two part meme: the left side depicts people waiting for a train to come out of the tunnel and into the station. The right reveals a cat outside of the train tunnel.
@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2026-04-06 23:21:33

I have now chanced upon the latest big thread that people have been subtooting about for the last day or so. It has made my life no better than before I read it.
Here's a picture of Charley cat sitting on a chair that she has recently decided she likes. She always makes my life better.
#subtoot #cat

White and black cat (cow-markings) sitting on a green chair (maybe looks blue in the photo). The chair is curved, which is great for cats to snuggle into. She was snuggled just before this photo was taken, but is sitting up now pondering whether to get up (she does).
@hikingdude@mastodon.social
2026-05-09 14:07:12

One thing that really annoys me as a cyclist and as a walker is, when a cyclist approaches from behind and trys to pass..
Next to a street with traffic,
with wind,
with a voice volume that's more like a shy cat.
And THEN getting angry if I don't give the space to pass!
Guys, you - are - NOT - audible!! And I have really good hearing!!
Either
- shout as if it's about your life or
- buy a simple bell (magic!)
- live with the fact t…

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 01:14:33

Everybody likes scritches #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat getting his head rubbed
@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-05-09 09:04:31

Impressions from my parents #home 😍

living room with lots of windows
garden with flowers
the cat named Katze
garden panorama
@ripienaar@devco.social
2026-04-10 08:17:06

I really dont understand the infatuation people have with this 'task' command, the UX is so so poor.
$ task -l
* build-bundles: Build testing bundles
$ cat taskfile.yaml | yq '.tasks|keys'
- b
- fast-bench
- bench
- bench-graph
....28 more
Ridiculous

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-08 07:01:16

I adjusted my position on the bed ever so slightly and she became sabotabby

my cat doing the cat thing where they arch their back up real high and look like a Halloween decoration
sabotabby, a symbol of anarchosyndicalism, which is a black cat doing the arched back cat screaming thing in front of a red circle
@darkrat@chaosfurs.social
2026-04-10 11:17:50

rat.
📸 #fursuitfriday
#fursuit

Fursuiters walking out of a building. A grey rat in front, behind it an orange cat holding a croissant. Some more fursuits in the background
@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-05-09 13:12:47

Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 is, once again, wondering why it's taking so long to grade these final exams.
#Caturday #cats

Pedro is helping.
@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-06 19:02:35

#oc #shitpost #meme

A black cat with red hair wearing a red shirt that says "blood" with the caption "Blood Edge the Cat, Cool Cat's edgy brother.
@T3chD0g@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-09 21:43:51

Esme on a quiet #Caturday

Cat lying on the back of a sofa with the sun from a window playing over her.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 02:18:05

Stolen to add #AltText. piefed.social/c/politicalcompa

A “Political Compass”-style dual-axis graph of political positions. The y-axis (vertical) is Authoritarian (at the top) vs Libertarian (at the bottom; the x-axis (horizontal) is Economic Left vs Economic Right. In each quadrant is an image of a cat. The top left (Authoritarian/Economic Left) shows a cat sitting in a cardboard tank—as in the armoured fighting vehicle. The top right (Authoritarian/Economic Right) shows an anthropomorphic cat in Tudor-style puffed robes. The bottom right (Libe…
@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2026-03-09 03:56:51

macOSicons is a treasure macosicons.com/?icon=1lh9JkpHfA

Finder icon by Squid4572. I really don't know how to describe this, apart from the smile being much wider and flatter than the original Finder icon, evoking an expression that's more like a fake, polite smile or something.
A photo of the Polite Cat meme, for comparison. I think the expression looks very similar but I don't know how to describe it for alt text, sorry.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-03-03 20:48:02

Si de sobte, d'un dia per l'altre i sense previ avís, en Donald Trump, en Netanyahu d'Israel i en Putin i suns respectius governs desapareguessin per complert i sense deixar cap mena de rastre; moltes dols guerres, dels conflictes i les tensions geopolítiques internacionals d'aquest món d'avui-dia s'acabarien en un no-res.

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-10 12:35:32

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
Cat Power:
🎵 Manhattan
#CatPower
cocho.bandcamp.com/track/cat-p
open.spotify.com/track/5T4Bf4a

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 18:06:16

:blobcatscience: I recommend increasing your daily cat dosage :3

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-10 02:03:50

Twig literally pulled out the packing paper so that he had space to sit inside the box. Which is still full of the items that we ordered, btw. #CatsOfMastodon

Two cardboard boxes on a wooden floor. One of the boxes has a cardboard divider; one half of the divider is full of crumpled brown paper, the other side has a tabby cat looking towards the viewer. He looks alert and happy, ears forward, though he's only visible from the chest up. In front of the box is more crumpled brown (perforated) paper that he pulled out of the box.
@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-04-04 15:26:52

Caturday special edition: Cat Person (Cat-Person?) holds sign at No Kings last #caturday Meow!
#photo #photography #cats

Woman with cat ear headband and mirror shades holds sign that say "Born to pet cats, forced to fight fascists"
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-09 09:06:03

For #Caturday I bring you mostly white Sparky having a thorough soaking of a wash, while moulting, while sitting on me who's wearing black, and about to go out 🤷

A soggy fluffy mostly white young cat has a good old wash while sat on me. He's moulting, I'm wearing a black dress and black leggings.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front. The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-03-07 18:13:13

Human! I require feeding…
And I require the freshest of water…
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

A very hungry cat who definitely needs feeding an hour before he is normally fed Turnip sits on my lap staring up at me
Tiggie slurping my water from the glass that I’ve just put down next to me
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:31:12

More cat shenanigans…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat being rubbed.
@tempus_fuckit@toot.cat
2026-05-08 17:08:18

Und nun: #CriticalMass #Darmstadt

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-09 11:30:55

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Super Cat:
🎵 Boops!
#SuperCat
superradcatdad.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/2vuPx9w

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-07 19:21:36

You have that in common with my cat

IPP Everywhere (I peepee everywhere)
@publicvoit@graz.social
2026-05-06 20:15:21

What a cool #DIY project for a #cat feeder:
a Secret Painting Door
youtube.com/watch?v=XOZR2RFAObg…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-10 01:58:57

:neocat_knife:

Chunky orange cat with airplane ears and a toggle enabled above it's head labeled "Violence"
@outer@mas.to
2026-04-26 14:42:58

@…
Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation
Thank you, Li Chen. Your comics are all great! Now it's time to buy your books, etc.
exocomics.com/store

Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com motivation Panel 1 (Robot shaking cat, who sleeps beside his food dish.) Robot: CAT. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. COME ON. Panel 2 (Owner Li Chen is drawing a comic.) Owner: he's very food-motivated Robot: OH. Panel 3 (Robot speaks to cat.) Robot: WALK OR I SHALL CONSUME YOU. (Cat opens eyes wide.) Panel 4 (Owner looks up.) Owner: wait that's not -- (Robot holds leash with one arm, the other up in the air, while cat pulls with vigor--sweating…
@fgraver@hcommons.social
2026-04-07 04:42:56

(Dogs work too.) @… mastodon.social/@lemay/1163600

laura lemay (@lemay@mastodon.social)
People who claim there is no engagement on Mastodon have never posted a photo of a really cute cat and it shows.

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2026-05-06 15:24:25

@… @… …yes. yes it is. a trash-cat

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-05-06 10:56:54

The cat's canned food is no longer chicken, it is now the slightly ominous "with chicken" instead.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-07 23:08:31

my skrunkly child

my cat curled up looking like a lil ragamuffin
my cat contorted on my bed with one crazy eye open
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-09 05:21:21

Fear will keep the local puppers in line :neocat_evil:

Photo of a black cat with slight airplane ears holding a sign that says: I beat up the dog, now every time he sees me he cries for help. All the dogs in the neighborhood are scared of me.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-03 13:40:17

1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-04-10 08:46:11

#3GoodThings
1. Look at my baby sun dews! So cute! 🌱
2. We saw a hedgehog in the driveway last night 🦔
3. I have a purring cat on my lap 🐈

Tiny sun dew seedlings in a pot, surrounded by a plastic bag that they've been incubating in over winter.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-09 15:21:05

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #CraigCharles
Primus:
🎵 Tommy The Cat
#Primus
primusinoakland87.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/0kquzTs

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 20:17:21

Cuteness singularity

Put it with a black cat sitting in a wire basket while looking straight up, making the kitty look like it is bending spacetime.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-04-03 22:04:19

Stolen to add #AltText. mstdn.social/@GeriAQuin/116342

A black-and-white tuxedo cat, looking somewhat less than impressed and gazing directly at the viewer, sits in front of a landscape-aspected painting, perhaps half again wider than it is tall. Though its proportions are closer to those of a cow,—albeit exaggerated to use as much space as possible—the markings on the tuxedo cat that fills the rectangular canvas indicate that it’s a portrait of the otherwise normal cat that now sits before it. Caption: “I don’t know who did this. But I do have a …
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 19:41:19

Babi

Photo of a sleeping rescue cat with a clipped ear all scrunched up and tucked in on a bed. It's a level of comfy not often seen outside the womb.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-25 01:45:07

Getting a jump start on #caturday, before I forget.

Single panel comic. Saint Peter is standing at his kiosk in front of the Pearly Gates. The little halo above his head confirms his identity. In front of him a cat is sitting on a cloud. A fireman has climbed to the top of a ladder poking through the cloud, in front of the cat. He is holding out an opened can of cat food. The fireman is saying to the cat, “I don’t know how you got up here, but I’m here to help you down.”
Single panel cartoon. A man is laying alone on a double bed, under covers up to his armpits. His phone is atop a side table at his left. There’s a small lamp atop a side table on the other side of the bed. A cat is sitting on the man’s chest looking at him. The cat is saying, “You’re in my personal space.”
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-07 01:17:51

Sleep furiously #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat laying long on a rug, seemingly asleep but his tail flicks against the floor occasionally
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 01:48:40

This is how the landing gear is stored during flight.

Photo from underneath a glass table of a fluffy cat with all paws and tail tucked in what scientists (cat fans) call THE LOAF. The front paws curve back toward the fluff core (belly) while the back ones make a 'V' shape.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-06 16:39:31

Lulu the #cat is lying on my mattress. I lie next to her. I gesticulate to her to climb on my chest, so I would get more space. She looks at me like I was some moron. In the meantime, Ruh notices the gesture and jumps on my chest.
Situation: I'm lying on half of the mattress. On one side, Lulu is stretching next to me and pushing me down. On the other, Ruh is lying on my chest, counterweighing me to the floor. I push my elbow against the bedside table not to fall.
But miraculously, they don't fight, so I ensure. Lulu started washing Ruh, and Ruh doesn't mind. I'm flabbergasted.
To the moment when Ruh suddenly starts sliding down, so she pushes all her claws into my chest. I shriek painfully, and both cats run away.
#LifeWithCats

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-07 21:04:09

Oh I'm sorry, did you want to sit on the couch? #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
This also show how much bigger Twig is compared to his mom!

A dark grey/brown couch with a grey blanket on it. On top of the blanket are three cats, all curled up and asleep. The smallest is a tabby, middle-sized is a tuxedo cat , and the largest is another tabby but darker (with some red hues rather than just grey/black/white like the other tabby).
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-05-03 22:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-09 08:28:06

OwO *sniffs you*

Video of two cats sniffing down a cardboard tunnel towards the viewer. The tunnel is just big enough for a cat's head, so they take turns smelling you. They know what you are...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-09 12:10:23

Practice makes perfect :3

Video showing a cooking TV show with someone kneading bread dough, then the camera pans over to a cat making biscuits on a blanket while watching that cooking show.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 16:28:40

Hoping this isn’t a violation of privacy or policy.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat doing… a pose.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-04 14:07:02

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SoundsOfSurvivance
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJ

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-08 07:16:09

perfect sleepy baby

my cat curled up next to me on my bed like a perfect lil angel
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-04 16:12:11

#caturday

Single-panel comic. Two cats, apparently a male and a female, are “standing” at a table on which is a plate with a fish on it. They have human clothes on. The male cat is holding up the tail of the fish in one “hand” and a knife in the other. He has a sheepish look on his face, and 2 beads of sweat coming off his head. The female cat stands with her arms folded across her chest, saying, “I hope you licked yourself before handling our food?” Caption at bottom: Faux Paws.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-07 19:49:55

Just in case anyone was wondering how our cats spent their day today (and I said they'd never be allowed on the bed 🙈).

A young tabby and white cat peeps out from a duvet fort.
A tabby tail emerges from a pile of duvet.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-05 19:53:38

Ruh is a typical chestcat. She loves sleeping on my chest, given that either I'm wearing something or I'm covered by a blanket. She won't lie on it if I'm covered by a quilt. However, she doesn't mind lying on a quilt without anyone under it. She doesn't like my lap particularly; I have to lean back enough so she could place her front feet on my belly.
Mr Ek is a lapcat. He would gladly lie on my lap when I'm sitting. If I'm lying down, he also prefers the area of my knees.
Lulu is an universalcat. She will gladly lie down both on my lap, and on my chest. And if my chest is occupied, she's ready to lie down almost on my head, just to have the dominant position.
#cat

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound I could lift you up I could show you what you wanna see And take you where you wanna be You could be my luck Even if the sky is falling down I know that I'll be safe and sound Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:00:20

Ethel (OIIA Spinning Cat) cosplay

Video of a tabby cat that's caught its own tail and is slowly moving in a circle clockwise, like in the OIIA Spinning Cat memes.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-04-07 20:39:00

Tails muchly displeased at being called in from the garden. She's glaring at me 😄
#cats etc

A very affronted young tabby and white cat is sitting in a grey radiator bed and glaring.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 14:55:51

Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 23:44:28

Completely normal search history
:duckduckgo: cat computer
:duckduckgo: catputer
:duckduckgo: hello kitty hackerbox
:duckduckgo: meowter space cat
:duckduckgo: cat chipi chipi chapa

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-30 18:33:47

Theory: you should have multiple litter boxes, so every #cat has its own.
Reality: one cat goes through two litter boxes, relieving each need separately.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-06 16:59:37

Yesterday was my cat's birthday and she may have partied too hard because this morning while gobbling up her breakfast she turned her head, puked, then went right back to eating breakfast. Legend!

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-07 22:20:07

CMOS stands for cat meme–OwO–semiconductor

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 04:11:10

We are only 18 months away from building the ultimate cat.
The SuperOrange! :neocat_owo_blep:

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-03-07 10:06:29

There is a cauliflower hash brown on that plate. It's not everyone's cup of tea but I adore cauliflower. Sparky doesn't like cauliflower but he might so he needs to get into the small space between my lap and the table to make sure. Usually we shut them out when we eat but I was home alone yesterday, a rare occurrence, and risked it.
#caturday

A young tabby and white cat sits on a black-clad lap looking up awkwardly at the table he's mostly underneath. On the table is a plate with food on it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:21:47

Orange cat vs stink bug

Video of an orange cat seeing a stink bug by a window and then deciding to sniff it. Sniffing the little sticker causes the kitty to gag and recoil, but their curiosity does not subside. They carefully lift their paw to touch it, flinch even before that reach, then decide to not touchy the buggy. In the end, they just stare at it and wonder.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 22:20:26

:blocky_white_cursor:⁠:neocat_floof_reach:

Video of an orange cat trying to catch and eat a cursor moving on a laptop screen right next to them. Must eat the pointer thingy!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-08 04:25:33

You know who WON'T lose an hour of sleep?
Cats

Photo of a kitty wearing a cone snuggled up to an orange & white cat sleeping on a bed with a purple blanket
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-06 07:17:18

^-^

Cover art for Joy Division's album, Unknown Pleasures, that original showed a data plot of signals from a radio pulsar, except it shows cat heads in the signal part as is captioned: Cat Division Furry Pleasures
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-05 08:31:55

@… Orange Dreams

Photo of an orange cat sleeping in its cat bed on its back while its front paws dangle in the air at a 90 degree angle
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 08:59:45

Tired but your housemate is in the way? No problem!
Just use them as a pillow.

Photo of two cats on a blanket on top of a chair near a table. One cat is sitting while looking at the viewer, while the other is laying down like a loaf of bread and using the first cat as a pillow. Face smushing? The sleepy doesn't care.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 16:59:28

How does this cat keep winning? 😭

Photo of a cat in a rec room on top of a pinp pong table where someone has poker chips and cards layed out. The cat's paws are on top of four Ace cards as it stares at the camera in triumph. Kitty cleared me out of catnip... again!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-06 18:21:29

Please submit your beans to verify your account 🐾

Flatbed scan of a cat sitting on top of a document scanner that only shows the front paws and back legs.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-07 07:57:18

Congratulations, you found the Fedi Echo Chamber!

Looping video of a cat meowing with a whole bunch of reverb. More meow for your meow! Meow meow meow!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-07 03:39:18

Give me some people to ambush⁠—I mean, follow >:3

Video of an orange cat run and around with the zoomies. First it stops to stare at the human, then kitty runs all the way up to the top of what looks like a carpet hanging on the wall, looking around, and finally sprints down the way it came.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-07 14:46:47

From baby to big baby

Time lapse video of growth progess photos of a calico cat from tiny kitten being held all the way until fully grown with airplane ears. All the pictures are lined up with the eyes of the cute kitty as it grows.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 03:05:40

RE: infosec.exchange/@chillybot/11
Indicators of Cat

Photo of a fluffy cat looking at the camera with a CAT label sitting on its head. When you have a labeler, everything needs a label!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 15:37:36

:bunny:

Photo of a white & orange bunny and a white & orange cat playing on a sofa / love seat. The cat is laying on its back as the bunny is jumping in the air making it look like it's hovering ominously above the kitty. I've added white action lines around the bunny for maximum dramatic effect.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-03 02:03:33

Ban slanted laptop stands! :angery:
#Caterday

Video of a calico cat trying to lay down on the top of a laptop keyboard and failing because the laptop stand is slanted. Eventually the cat tries to smack stuff underneath it for revenge.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 17:00:19

"Meowing at your cat is better for reducing loneliness than an AI chatbot, study finds"

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 19:54:42

Beware of Cat

Video of someone looking at a window with the sign showing a cat head and: WARNING 防犯ネコ 24時間作勤中 24H security system The video then pans to the left where there's an identical looking cat sitting by the window, staring directly at the human filming. The cat moves it's head slightly up as if signaling to the person that it knows... It knows...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-05 18:43:42

“How does she keep getting in the building?!”
🎨by pizzacakecomic

Four panel comic by pizzacakecomic. First panel shows an ad cover with a sexy, shirtless, anthropomorphic cat with abs giving bedroom eyes at the viewer Temptations Beefy flavour! treat for cats Second panel has the artist, pizzacake, sitting next to a business executive with a cocerned look on his face, while she says, "As you can see, I made the mascot 200% sexier" Third panel she continues, "Because sex sells, and people want sexy cats." Last panel the executive tells her, "You're fired…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 21:11:56

Meow you see me, meow you don't

Two panel comic by cat-zy about their cat. First panel is labeled "What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding", and shows an orange cat in a mask acting like a ninja. Second panel is labeled "What he actually looks like", and shows a very visible and fluffy cat sitting behind a table leg, hiding only its nose.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-05 06:29:22

Feel free to tag me in and and all cat related posts!
Instant fav, and ones with alt text get a boost :3
Also, tag @…, @…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23 22:26:32

Thwarted again! :blobcatgooglycry:

Caption: My cat keeps trying to steal the feather duster. Luckily, he never gets far. Photo of an orange cat holding a feather duster in his mouth while unsuccessfully trying to walk out with it through the cat door. Darn you spatial orientation!