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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 04:00:05

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115
Puppies and cats are always fun to watch

Video of four golden retriever puppies jumping up and trying to lick and play with a fluffy cat on a stone bench by a fence. Unfortunately for thr kitty, who just wants to sit on the bench, one puppy gets their tail and eventually brings them down. Face lick ensues, and the cat, who is being gentle to the little doggies despite the tail tugging, eventually breaks free to return to the stone bench. Tail swishing from the cat shows slight irritation, but the smartly position their tail away from …
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-20 20:52:07

try this one weird trick discovered by a cat dad*
*it’s me, I’m cat dad

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 10:43:36

I’m trying to read the paper in bed. Someone has some other ideas…
#caturday

A pair of cat ears appear behind my newspaper
A beady pair of cat eyes peer over the top of my newspaper
Tiggie a Siamese cat with a snaggly tooth rubs her face over the crease of the newspaper
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-02-21 21:39:30

#caturday

Single-panel comic. God is standing over a box with a cat in it. “God did lay down a cardboard box and a cat was born.”
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2026-04-20 15:44:18

It being an astonishingly beautiful afternoon here, instead of sitting indoors hacking #Lisp, I am out in the wood with my pussy cat hauling out timber for the sawmill.
It's a hard life.
#TheJoyOfCrofting (unironically, for once)

Hitching up a log for hauling. The log, which is already cut and lying in a tangle of other timber, is attached to the steel winch cable with a webbing strop. Horrible, my silver grey cat, lies in the sun waiting to assist.
View from the tractor. The cable stretches away into the wood to a turning block, and from there to the log, which is just being pulled into the picture from the right. The floor of the wood is green and grassy; the whole scene is bathed in sunlight.
The log has been dragged right into the middle of the picture, where it has a clear line to the tractor, and the turning block has been removed.
The Little Tractor That Can parked at the edge of the wood, with the log drawn up close behind it.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-03-21 19:22:32

This cat carrier has really had it, and to top it all off he has to sit next to mister bloody cheerful 😒 #chamedi

A large black grumpy-looking cat carrier is in a slightly messy garage, on top of a cabinet and next to an Amazon box (sorry) showing its smile logo.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-20 12:07:45

Teaching the cat capitalism

Photo of a black cat with feet and tail tucked in while it loafs next to a Monopoly board game currently being played
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-20 21:27:06

The cat enjoys sci-fi

a cat in front of a large television screen showing an epic space battle
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-20 09:11:30

Cat chooses now to sleep on me!? Come on, man. :patcat:

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-19 07:18:27

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Cross Bones Style
#CatPower
swainswainswain.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/5Qhy5MY

@jake4480@c.im
2026-02-21 16:29:42

For #Caturday, Cubone sits above all and surveys his dominion
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

Cubone, a tuxedo cat, sits on the counter in our kitchen
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-21 18:24:11

1. Put your jacket on to walk the cat. Recall that you were supposed to fix the stitching.
2. Carry the jacket to your room to take care of it as soon as you're "done with this shit".
3. An hour later, notice the jacket lying next to you. Well, you'll manage to stitch it before the bath time.

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-21 15:18:52

#caturday among the giant artichoke plants

Brown tuxedo cat in a backyard with artichoke plants behind him
@joe@toot.works
2026-04-21 13:21:07

I heard something that sounded like a cat in a fifty gallon pale freaking out, walked closer to the neighbor's fence, and saw this. I'm not sure what I was hearing.

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-20 21:00:33

50 years ago tonight, the #JerryGarcia band in #austin at the infamous armadillo world headquarters. only the 2nd set from the 1st night circulates. former hendrix bassist noel redding opens. spring ’76, show #9.

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@brian_gettler@mas.to
2026-03-21 19:32:08

TFW you discover a new hole.
#caturday #CatsOfMadstodon

Looking up at the underside of floorboards. A thick black cable passes through a roughly cut hole through which a black cat looks curiously.
@johl@mastodon.xyz
2026-03-20 22:43:26

Ach, Wien! Ach, #Metalab!

Eingang zum METALAB in der Rathausstraße im 1. Bezirk in Wien 🇦🇹
Ein Verkaufsautomat im Metalab mit der Aufschrift „Hacker Surprise“ (+ LEIWAND, - OASCH). Es werden u.a. angeboten: verschiedene Cat Ears auf ESP32-C6-N16-Basis um die 20€.
Ein Schild: „Verein zur Förderung der Erforschung und Bildung sozialer und technischer Innovationen - metalab Sprechende Fische und lustige Hacker*innen Wer arbeitet hier mit? → Mechatroniker*in → Maschinenbau- techniker*in → Technische*r Zeichner*in Hier kannst Du mit einem 3D-Drucker coole Spielzeuge herstellen oder einem Roboter dabei zuschauen, wie er Palat- schinken macht. Ein Deko-Fisch sagt lustige Dinge. Hör ihm mal zu.“
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 15:09:46

Orange cat discovers snow. :neocat_reject:

Video of two people's feet next to an open sliding glass door. An orange cat runs out, excited about going outside, only to discover all that white stuff (snow) is cold and wet. Kitty stops mid-sprint and then retreats slowly the way it came.
@teledyn@mstdn.ca
2026-02-20 05:00:52

I am beset by quantum field mice 🐭
(may need to borrow Schrödinger's cat)

@izzychambers@vivaldi.net
2026-02-21 15:00:59

@… Buying cat bonds seems like picking up pennies in front of the steamroller.

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-04-20 16:58:40

Tails would like to wish you all a happy #MoggyMonday

A young tabby and white cat loafing on a pile of laundry in a bedroom.
A young tabby and white cat loafing on a pile of laundry in a bedroom. The windowsill in the background has a few happy plants on it and pink blossom trees are visible through the window.
@jerome@jasette.facil.services
2026-04-20 19:34:25

I'm lucky I haven't had a lot of health issues myself in my life... but what I got a lot of experience with is health issues for the 2 cats I've had.
I can't stress enough the importance of doing your own research to complement what you hear from your vet.
There has been too many cases where what the vet said wasn't fully consistent or incomplete VS what the real situation was with my cat.
If you care about your little friend, have a vet, but also, be s…

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-04-17 13:19:00

„Replaced“: Cyberpunk-Blues in Pixel-Optik
Ist „Replaced“ mehr als nur eine hübsche Hülle? Der Action-Plattformer vom Studio Sad Cat beeindruckte schon bei der Ankündigung 2021.
heise.de/t…

„Replaced“: Cyberpunk-Blues in Pixel-Optik
Ist „Replaced“ mehr als nur eine hübsche Hülle? Der Action-Plattformer vom Studio Sad Cat beeindruckte schon bei der Ankündigung 2021.

@niklaskorz@rheinneckar.social
2026-03-14 11:27:41

A few pencil sketches I made of our cat Loki. Trying to get into drawing with almost no experience, and I love how even on this small example, sketching the same object three times already shows some immediate progress. :blobcatnomcookie:
#caturday #cat

Three pencil sketches of a cat. The first (top left) uses very basic, round shapes. The second (bottom left) is of a cat loaf without visible legs of tail, looking forwards in a slightly worried expression. The third (top right) is of a cat sitting on its hind legs, tail curled around the body, looking forwards in anticipation.
@david@boles.xyz
2026-02-15 16:31:05

Cat Heads in Space: The Novel That Grew a Body
Some books begin as sentences. Others begin as outlines or fragments scrawled on napkins at two in the morning. This one began as a sound. Specifically, it began as the sound of my own voice reading a line about a cat head floating through space in a Life Helmet, arguing with another cat head about whether their ship had a name, and realizing that the argument was funnier and sadder and more philosophically loaded than…

Cat Heads in Space: The Novel That Grew a Body | David Boles, Blogs
Some books begin as sentences. Others begin as outlines or fragments scrawled on napkins at two in the morning. This one began as a sound. Specifically, it began as the sound of my own voice readin…

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-19 13:46:27

Lifehack, use this one simple trick discovered by a cat dad*:
Instead of spending hundreds or thousands on “agents”, just use your own brain!
*it’s me, I’m cat dad

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 14:46:51

Has science gone too far?

Photo of a calico cat wearing calico cat pattern human socks. Well really it's two photos melded together to give the illusion that the kitty has human feet, but to me it's a work of art!
@krone@frawas.de
2026-04-19 14:45:10

Nach Beauty-Exzessen - Cat macht ihre Schönheits-OPs wieder rückgängig #News #Nachrichten

Nach Beauty-Exzessen - Cat macht ihre Schönheits-OPs wieder rückgängig
Großer Busen, große Lippen, große Fanbase: Catarina Liza, Tattoomodel und Reality-TV-Sternchen, kann mit ihrem auffälligen Look selbst nur noch ...

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-02-22 01:06:50

Urban Demons III 👻
城市鬼魂 III 👻
📷 Nikon F4E
🎞️ Rollei RPX 400
If you like my work, buy me a coffee from PayPal #filmphotography

Rollei RPX 400 (FF) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photograph of a quiet urban street. A person sits alone on a stone bench near a tree, with a coffee cup placed beside them. They are focused on a mobile device, suggesting a moment of solitude or reflection. The background shows a brick wall and stone steps leading to a decorative doorway. Shadows from trees fall across the ground, creating patterns on the pavement. The atmosphere feels calm, contemplative, and still, capturing everyday li…
Rollei RPX 400 (FF) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photo of old double doors with cracked paint and worn glass panes. Graffiti decorates the surrounding walls: a jellyfish-like figure, a cat face with “meow” written beneath, and abstract shapes. One door features a floral vine design. Electrical wires run across the upper wall, and a small sign with Chinese characters is partly visible. Sunlight casts shadows across the tiled floor, highlighting the contrast between playful graffiti and th…
Rollei RPX 400 (FF) English Alt Text: A black-and-white photograph of a plant with broad, dark leaves. The plant stands in front of a reflective surface, likely a mirror, creating a symmetrical effect where the reflection mirrors the real plant. The blurred background emphasizes the leaves and their mirrored shapes. The composition highlights natural patterns, symmetry, and artistic balance, evoking a calm and contemplative mood. 中文替代文字： 这是一张黑白照片，画面主体是一株叶片宽大的植物。植物置于一面反射表面前，可能是镜子，形成对称效果，倒影与实物相…
Rollei RPX 400 (FF) English Alt Text: A brick wall with graffiti art in bold letters spelling “BLINK.” The “I” is stylized with a peace symbol inside it. The letters are painted in white with black outlines and shading, with paint drips visible below. A broken window sits above the graffiti, adding to the sense of urban decay. Smaller, less legible markings surround the main artwork. The scene conveys themes of rebellion, artistic expression, and the gritty texture of city life. 中文替代文字： 一面砖墙上…
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-02-13 19:55:25

Avui compleixo 24 anys!
🥳🎉
De moment se senten força similars que els 23 que ja tenia xD
Com a regal dol naturalesa, avui ha estat un dia amb el temps tapat i amb pluja fina.
Com a fan dol pluja fina, ja m'estŠ bé.

Retall d'una captura de pantalla dol informació de mun usuari des del Subway Tooter mostrant el text ja canviat que diu que tinc 24 anys
‪@zydecopaws@pnw.zone‬
2026-03-20 14:47:13

@… “Fancy Farts" sounds like a failed marketing name for cat food.

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:42:19

@…
#Shitpost #Shitposting

imprisoned for his war crimes
@nerb@techhub.social
2026-02-21 13:10:59

For caturday here is an elderly kitty who thinks she owns the sofa. Periodically I need to go out and show her the heating pad is on so she stops howling. If I just click it and do not show her the green light she will begin to howl again shortly after I leave the room. Her main goal in life appears to be sleeping on a warm heating pad.
I want to teach her what a squirt gun is for but the wife will not allow it. Says she is to old to train. OK at 20 she is technically older than m…

A bengal cat sitting in a heating pad that is on a sofa. She is facing the other way. I assume to show contempt for the hairless ape that tends to her needs.
@levi@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-22 01:54:23

you know, there are times when it's totally fine to be drunk af. like when your cat, your first pet, your best pal, dies. 😢

@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 16:58:37

Oh no, just heard about Palmerston, former FCO Chief Mouser.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmerst

Palmerston (cat) - Wikipedia

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 19:02:44

Weeeee!

Video of a playful cat laying on its side on a hardwood with its feet next to a wall. The human filming rolls a ball in the middle of the floor, which makes slide itself sideways to catch it. Ball is caught, and the cat disappears as it keeps sliding left out of view.
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-17 13:03:19

This is a test post about cats
#cat

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-21 12:11:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #DebGrant
Cat Power:
🎵 Cross Bones Style
#CatPower
swainswainswain.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/5Qhy5MY

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-17 16:09:12

#trans #cat #shitpost

Trans flag overlay over cat screaming FUCK YEAH TRANS RIGHTS
@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-04-10 12:17:17

何かに頭を乗せるよね
#chacha_cat #cat

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-21 09:06:50

I've decided to open the #DualShock and try cleaning it up.
Took me about an hour to find the right tools and disassemble it, getting to the analog stick potentiometers. Used compressed air (read: lungs) to clean them up. Found a bit of cat hair. Took me about half an hour to figure out how to reassemble it properly, with my back aching already. After reassembly, it turned out that side triggers randomly… well, trigger.
Disassembled it again. Started reassembling while making sure that the mainboard is tightly in place. After putting the battery back in, noticed that I didn't connect the touchpad ribbon. Disassembled again, reassembled. Miraculously, it works.
The analog stick causes no trouble so far, so maybe it won't need replacement for a while still. After all, I'm not using it much.

@outer@mas.to
2026-02-19 15:35:39

An Open Access article in Nature details how data can now be written in borosilicate glass hard drives so it can last 10,000 years.
nature.com/articles/s41586-025
Now, scientists are figuring out which memes and cat pictures to keep that long.

Laser writing in glass for dense, fast and efficient archival data storage - Nature
An optical archival storage technology based on femtosecond laser direct writing in glass addresses the practical demands of archival storage.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-14 15:00:32

How I wish I was spending my #Caturday :

A tuxedo cat asleep on a white fuzzy window sill cat perch. She is sprawled out sideways, paws with pink toebeans out. She is in full sunlight, with shadow lines across her from the colonial style windows.
Same cat sleeping on the same window perch, just a different angle. A closer look at her face, eyes shut tight, nose scrunched as she actively snores.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-18 12:22:10

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Metal Heart
#CatPower
deathcabforcutie.bandcamp.com/

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 20:14:24

Google: "AI WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!”
Me to my phone: “Hey Google, could you start this app?”
Phone: “What the fuck is an app? Need me to generate ideas for cat costumes instead?”

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-21 10:20:02

I was asked to take a break

A cat standing on a gravel driveway looking up at me
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-02-17 15:01:29

Qualcomm says UK consumer association Which? is withdrawing its chip royalties lawsuit that sought £480M for 29M iPhone and Samsung users, after a CAT trial (Sam Tobin/Reuters)
reuters.com/sustainability/boa…

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 18:37:33

Doing the “Yogurt Challenge” but it’s just me trying to eat yogurt without the cat hearing me.

@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 05:39:19

One cat out all night until 5am. Hear jangling, yay! Turnip’s back! Hear more jangling, other cat goes to investigate…
Turnip is back with a mouse which is now loose in the house :(
Mouse finally retrieved from behind the fridge 🤦‍♂️

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-03-21 16:01:32

Tails enjoying the sun on #caturday

A young tabby and white cat stretched out on a garden table in the sun ⛱️
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-09 15:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-12 13:30:09

Help me name this picture please #caturday #cat #CatsOfMastodon

My cat sleeping like a boss.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-20 22:33:03

Remember that Cat sometimes makes mistakes. Be sure to double check the misinformation they provide you.

@jake4480@c.im
2026-03-12 14:50:41

David Bowie’s single 'Cat People (Putting Out Fire)' came out this week in 1982 for the horror movie 'Cat People'. And I highly recommend seeing this ridiculous flick, as I did recently 😹
#Bowie

The cover for Bowie's single 'Cat People' from the 1982 movie of same name, with the cat lady in question pictured.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-04-13 11:57:35

Aquesta matinada, entre les 00:30 i les dues i remitjó dol matinada, hi ha hagut una apagada elèctrica generalitzada a #Valls.
Aquest matí, guaitava les notícies locals i les xarxes socials i nulú estŠ parlant ni tan sols mencionant el tema.
Què passa? És tan normal que el sistema elèctric de Valls es caigui quan merament cauen quatre gotes que ja ho considerem normal?

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-20 14:30:32

Once again, I left the house, and it cost me €300. It seems to cost €300 every time I leave the house!
€44 cat meds
€49 van fuel
€207 groceries
Hey look at that
TOTAL: €300
jfc make it stop

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-18 16:28:04

Flowering Ruh.
#cat #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

@levi@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-22 01:54:23

you know, there are times when it's totally fine to be drunk af. like when your cat, your first pet, your best pal, dies. 😢

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-16 08:36:50

RE: toot.cat/@androcat/11607938127
waymo-protected bike lanes

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-20 17:23:44

Push to PROD day for all who celebrate >:3

Video of a tuxedo cat typing on a laptop
@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-18 18:55:33

courtesy of the lord nose, early 1990s (& sitting in full sunlight since then)

Felix the Cat LSD blotter
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-07 05:22:52

#Caturday

Four-panel comic. Off the Mark, by Mark Parisian. 2002. Each panel is identical except for the text. Rapunzel’s Tower scenario, but with cats. Panel 1: A cat on the ground says, “Rapunzel, let down your hair!” Panel 2: a cat up in the tower, hanging out the window, makes a coughing noise, “CHKK!” Panel 3: cat in the tower goes HACK! And coughs out a hairball to the ground below. Panel 4: cat on the ground asks, “Feel better?” Cat in the tower says, “Yeah!” Commentary: yeah, it’s not very funny…
@joe@toot.works
2026-04-18 15:34:19

I saw the “Turning "cat readme.txt" into arbitrary code execution in iTerm2” article and my first thought was that I am glad that I switched to Prompt 3. 😏

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 03:40:04

Notice: This area is under 24 hour surveillance

Photo of an orange cat sitting behind a laptop to peek at the human while they work. Behind the kitty a pile of papers, a Comast modem, a house plant, and a window can been seen. It's dark outside, just like the house kitty's wide eyes.
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 16:26:06

Patio lounging #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat lounging on his back in the sun on a concrete patio
Brown tuxedo cat lounging on his back in the sun on a concrete patio
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-21 11:21:13

Keeping the house safe from the wet menace 💧
#Caturday

Video of a very fluffy orange cat pawing at some dripping water from a kitchen faucet. Despite all the bapping and water droplet smacking, the pesky water just keeps coming!
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 15:49:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#CatStevens
cristiancabreradjcriss.bandcam
open.spotify.com/track/7mjSHL2

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-21 03:05:09

*Boss music*

Dramatic video to music with a heavy bass of a gray cat walking around the corner towards the camera. The slightly slowed down footage fully captures the majestic of this fluffy chonker walk. Whatever the boss wants, the boss gets.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 02:01:19

Our cat needed some activities to keep him busy so he doesn't destroy the house. My partner bought a puzzle then I realized there are plenty of 3D models of cat toy puzzles as well.
rasterweb.net/raster/2026/01/3

Cat Treat Puzzles
Keep the asshole cat busy...

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 19:07:28

*shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Video of a black cat and an orange cat both drinking from a water bowl at the same time. The black cat is drinking from the far end of the bowl, while the orange cat is drinking from underneath the black cat while facing sideways. Just normal kitty things.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 21:11:56

Meow you see me, meow you don't

Two panel comic by cat-zy about their cat. First panel is labeled "What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding", and shows an orange cat in a mask acting like a ninja. Second panel is labeled "What he actually looks like", and shows a very visible and fluffy cat sitting behind a table leg, hiding only its nose.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-04-19 14:07:52

Tails enjoying a sunny spot on the table (so much for they're not usually allowed in the dining room 🙄). With condiment tray just for @… plus bonbon bowl of nuts no less 😄

A young tabby and white cat stretches out along the short end of a pine dining table. Condiment tray and bonbon bowl of nuts are on the table.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-20 20:57:23

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MiddayShow
Cat Power:
🎵 The Greatest
#CatPower
soundzcapa.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/0OVXLPJ

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-11 14:50:37

#caturday

Single-panel comic. An elderly woman is sitting in an easy chair with a cat on her lap. She appears to be petting the cat. On the floor beside her is a basket with knitting in it. On the other side of the chair is a table with a lamp. The cat is saying, “Remember that time you told me to fetch? We all had a good laugh.”
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-17 15:35:22

Heartwarming cat/Kat story benhiiv.beehiiv.com/p/kat .
cc @…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-17 21:27:07

"Brush Jjaemu" is an incredibly accurate cat-brushing simulator
sprunkiretake.net/sprunki-game

An image of a cat looking irritatedly at you
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 14:18:59

Sometimes I try to alleviate the pain by lying face down on a bed. Lately as soon as I do this there’s a cat on my back providing pressure and heat therapy. (And occasional acupuncture!)
#caturday #catsOfMastodon

A cat on my back.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-19 15:41:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 I Think I See the Light
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/1R2n7mB

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-14 16:35:39

Lulu bleps.
#cat #caturday #blep

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-18 03:02:54

Dear kitty sitter, please watch this instructional video

Caption: How do I explain this to the cat sitter Video by mochiandchedder showing their white & tan cat, Mochi, laying on, its back, paws stretched forward, while their human gives them a karate chop style massage and stretch on the kitty's chest & arms. Top tier kitty servant right there.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 13:03:20

Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on b…

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-17 16:06:05

I just wanna take care of this baby.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-16 15:07:55

Black Cat Facts 🐈‍⬛

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BLACK CATS A black cat's favourite pastimes are shenanigans, antics and hijinks Contrary to popular opinions, black cats are brilliant pets that will guard your home not only from intruders but from supernatural forces as well Black cats are associated with Halloween because they hate Christmas Black cats will eat 17 ghosts per year and don’t even want your thanks [Photo of a cute black cat pinned to the "fact sheet" with a paper clip, dossier style]
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-13 18:12:21

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-19 20:47:03

:neocat_flop:

Black & white photo of a cat all tucked in and cozy in bed. Caption is: "i'll do what i get home" me when I get home:
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 11:08:01

afaict — as far as i cat tail

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 23:57:53

⚠️ Product may shrink when wet.

Photo from above of an orange kitten being washed from the neck down in the tub. Because the kitty's head is still fluffy and dry, the little guy's body looks comically small, like a fuzzy bobblehead on a tiny body. This photo is the cat equivalent of those baby bum mall photos.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 06:58:18

I must go, #Caturday needs me

Video on the cat laying on the floor next to the wall, but because the film perspective is also sideways, the kitty look like it's standing on an edge by a wall. After a bit, the cat turns its head, gets up, and walks away, making it appear as if its walking straight up a walk (as cats have sometimes been known to do)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 07:30:35

It is now safe to turn off
your kitty cat :neocat_boop_cute:
:neocat_flop__w_:⁠💤

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-17 17:26:21

Boop to fix blep 👉⁠:neocat_blep:

Video of someone filming their white cat, Will, sitting while their tongue hangs out and wiggles. The human filming, is cracking up at their (probably) medicated kitty, and pets their nose to reset their blep-ification.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound I could lift you up I could show you what you wanna see And take you where you wanna be You could be my luck Even if the sky is falling down I know that I'll be safe and sound Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 11:59:53

Touchy da fishy

Video of a fluffy cat laying down next to a pond with several large koi fish in it. First part of the video has the cat looking at something else while its paw touches the water. A koi comes to investigate hoping for food, and the kitty and fishy kiss. Second part shows the cat in a wooden walkway next to the water, and the cat gently booping a passing koi. Last part shows how the cat frequently visits and lays down at the edge of the water to watch the big fish.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-12 10:52:35

I think the kitty likes the LEGO creation!

Photo of a tuxedo cat laying on a yellow chair with a LEGO tuxedo cat facsimile sitting next to them. The kitty's eyes are half open, and the do NOT look impressed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-12 10:19:01

It's called fashion, sweetie 💅

Four photos in slightly different poses of a black cat's back paw wearing a doll-sized high heal shoe. The first picture has the kitty peaking back while being held by the human wearing black polka dot pants, and the last one shows the fashionable peet in a stiletto like the cat is standing in it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:00:20

Ethel (OIIA Spinning Cat) cosplay

Video of a tabby cat that's caught its own tail and is slowly moving in a circle clockwise, like in the OIIA Spinning Cat memes.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 11:36:02

His favorite show is on 🤫

Video of an orange cat watching a video of birds on a TV from a bed. The orange cutie is VERY interested and even does the predatory kitty crouch before eventually just settling down as a loaf while facing the bird show.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 17:42:00

*SNIFFS YOU*

Close-up (and out of focus) photo of a cat sniffing the camera
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 09:21:11

Logging on... :3

Ralph from the Simpson's typing the word CAT into a Coleco computer showing a picture of a red cat.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-11 14:01:13

Running with the herd

So to have a chunky orange & white cat laying down its side on top of a kitchen mat showing several horses running. The kitty is lined up with the angle of the horses make it look like a giant cat is galloping along next to them.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-16 04:50:11

:neocat_flop:

20 secs of Mickey flops to solve all your problems Compilation video by snugzmeow of their very fluffy white & tan cat falling over on its his side repeatedly to get attention.