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@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-08-28 09:46:27

The Largest Study On Cat Diets Ever Is Looking For Participants #AnimalRights

@seeingwithsound@mas.to
2026-09-28 09:46:02

Fake news about Neuralink Blindsight: "Neuralink reports first visual prosthesis implant in a blind domestic cat named Kaya" teslarati.org/neuralink-first- Beware that neur…

@vrandecic@mas.to
2026-09-29 05:45:08

I know it's not caturday. Still cute.
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon

A chartreux cat, tongue a bit out, looking cute
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-29 05:06:24

This captures pet ownership so well.

A bearded nerdy man with glasses holding a big bowl of candy corn (it's Halloween). He says "Sir Lancelot, could you please get down?"

Cut to a big fluffy tabby cat sprawled out on a sofa chair. The cat is looking up at the camera (and human), not moving. Just looking.

Cut back to the man, who's chewing on a candy corn and waiting.

Cut back to the cat, who continues to stare. He lets out a quiet purr, and curls one paw a little bit.

Cut back to the human, who sighs and says "Fine."
…
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-09-29 21:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@toxi@mastodon.thi.ng
2026-08-27 16:09:36

How to spot a psychopath
"Mitchell built a template of 20 attributes, divided into four clusters, and 25 tactics that would identify a high-functioning persistent predatory personality type. Cluster one includes a need for control; a grandiose sense of self; pathological inner response to challenge; vengefulness; refusal to compromise. Cluster two includes being predatory or exploitative; sadistic and cruel; having a low regard for laws, agreements, social and moral codes; no boundarie…

@clongclongmoo@social.bau-ha.us
2026-08-28 08:06:17

Pattsun Cat – 9 essays for solo piano in the quiet minutes
mimirecords.bandcamp.com/album

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-08-27 16:39:57

A new concept of government: “pathocracy” and, I suppose, this leads to #pathocrats. Well worth reading, especially the the discussion after the concept of #pathocracy is raised.
How to spot a psychopath: ‘It’s like the difference between a domestic cat and a wild cat’

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-08-27 16:39:57

A new concept of government: “pathocracy” and, I suppose, this leads to #pathocrats. Well worth reading, especially the the discussion after the concept of #pathocracy is raised.
How to spot a psychopath: ‘It’s like the difference between a domestic cat and a wild cat’

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-09-27 14:22:42

It's a rainy day today so I've had to bring the duvet covers inside to dry. Hours of fun for Sparky #cats #CatsOfMastodon

A light coloured upstairs hallway with white banisters and oatmeal carpet. An inside out blue and white duvet cover lies over horizontally slatted balusters and a white and tabby cat is playing with the dangling corner of the cover.
A light coloured stairway with white balusters and oatmeal carpet. An inside out blue and white duvet cover lies over horizontally slatted balusters. A white and tabby cat is poking his head through the balusters and hanging on to the dangling corner of the cover.
Close-up of a white and tabby cat poking his head through white slatted balusters.
A close-up of an upside down white and tabby cat poking his head through slatted balusters
@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-09-25 17:00:58

"New cat species identified for first time in more than a century in Bolivia"
#Bolivia #Cats #Animals

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-27 10:25:43

A cat wandered into the farm, very affectionate, bit skinny, knows about houses and doors, clearly not a typical stray, and begging for food. We are now at the vet to see if she has a chip (or a dread illness).
I don't need another cat. I can fit another cat, but I don't need one.

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-09-29 11:55:19

“Nobody Asked for a Crab Chair”
newmobility.com/nobody-asked-f
There are so many practical failings here that I think an engineer just wanted to build a crab and then thought, hey, put a cushion on its head with a tiny rollbar for my cat!
…

An anime boy wearing glasses and holding a book gesturing at a butterfly, except the butterfly has been replaced with the following paragraph: Sign language gloves, stair-climbing wheel­chairs, sonar canes, seeing-eye robots, haptic belts, sub­titling visors, glasses that make you see color, … He asks, Is this accessibility?
@niklaskorz@rheinneckar.social
2026-08-29 20:22:00

I'm giving an actual Rust university lecture next semester and I can't shake the idea of bringing the obligatory Rust cat ears for the first day.
#RustLang

@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-28 23:30:03

This #Dreamcast project looks super cool bsky.app/profile/eliasdaler.bs

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-27 04:41:36

The princess and the pea.
#Lulu the #cat

@samerfarha@mastodon.social
2026-07-28 18:02:22

I think I finally understand the term “cat burglar”. A cat somehow got into my apartment a few minutes ago. Got a few pets and then walked *me* to the door to let it out. Like it’s done this before.

@padraig@mastodon.ie
2026-07-28 21:54:17

RE: mastodon.ie/@padraig/115989846
And it's banjaxxed again.
I went to get cat food from a cupboard today and I 'twisted' instead of squatting down to get it. Simple simple thing that has been back in shite.
Heatpad on…

@fazalmajid@vivaldi.net
2026-08-29 11:50:46

@…
> Raskin’s First Law
Re: your previous post on overly complex modern devices that don't instill joy, there is much to be learned from Jef Raskin's humane approach as embodied in the Canon Cat. Fortunately his son Aza is pursuing his father's vision and ethos:

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-29 22:39:00

Omg quite literally the same exact cat food, guys. Stop fighting over the bowls.

@totientfunction@mathstodon.xyz
2026-07-26 12:16:46

I wandered around the botanical garden in Kraków for 3 hours last Friday, and the plants there were amazing 💚! While writing the alt texts, I learned that one of the plants is a "red hot cat tail" ❤️ and one is a kind of "foxtail fern" 🧡.
#flowers #plants

A red hot cat tail (acalypha hispida), with many long, pinkish-red bushy flowers hanging down. The plant also has big green leaves.
A zebra plant (goeppertia zebrina), with many striped leaves, that are very bright light green striped with very dark green sections in between, creating a beautiful contrast.
Pretty pink water lilies in dark brown water. The lily pads in different sizes are partially covering each other. In the middle is a nicely visible flower with multiple layers of pink petals surrounding the orange stamens. There are a few more (partially) visible flowers in the upper right.
A foxtail fern (asparagus densiflorus Meyerii), with many long, bushy, light green "tails" meandering outwards in all directions.
@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-07-25 10:26:52

Galena loves the new cardboard lounge bed. #cat #cats #caturday

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-24 02:03:14

When the human commits the crime of smelling like another cat!

Extreme close-up photo of a cat with its mouth slightly open an with an aghast look on its face.
@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-09-26 04:07:51

Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 had his vet appointment and was diagnosed with chonk. Considering that one of his main jobs is cuddling, I don't mind a bit of chonkitude, but the catdoctor says it's aggravating his asthma, so it's diet time for Pedro.
#cats

Naps are also important for health.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-07-29 20:16:54

We're meant to dangle this in front of our #cats for them to savage but it's so cute! ALDI has some good cat and dog toys in just now.

A small and impossibly cute yellow and white manta ray plushie dangles from an elastic cord, in front of a radiator.
@jon@henshaw.social
2026-08-23 16:09:22

#Caturday

A white and orange cat with its head inside of a plastic wrapper with a picture of a tiger's head. The cat is positioned perfectly so that the tiger's head looks like its head, and the fur colors are the same.
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-08-24 14:58:46

From @unfortunatalie.bsky.social#
“Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.”

Screenshot of a Bluesky post:

Nat Guest
@unfortunatalie.bsky.social
• Bluesky Elder
Colleague didn't join a call but I had Gemini Notes switched on and it the transcript caught me talking to the cat.

Summary
Meeting logistics review addressed attendance verification and confirmed denial of additional catering requests.

Addressing Catering Request
Denial of secondary meal requests was finalized for shouting individuals. It was confirmed that participants had already consumed dinner.

Meeting …
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-18 18:02:47

I haven't been posting much lately...
Over the weekend one of our cats had to go do the emergency vet due to crystals blocking his urinary tract. An x-ray then showed kidney stones and he needed surgery.
He's back home recovering, on drugs, not happy about the cone, making a mess of everything, and we're thankful we could save his life.
I mean, we are now broke, in credit card debt, and canceling next years holiday, but, hey... cats! We love 'em!

A cat awaiting surgery.
A cat recovering from surgery with a cone.
A cat recovering from surgery with a cone.
@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-24 11:02:28

Buy expensive toys, beds and stands and where does one cat play? On the paper packing.

Cat under paper packing.
@jerome@jasette.facil.services
2026-09-26 17:43:49

Muni dit bonjour
#caturday #chamedi #nebelung

Nebelung grey cat on a couch looking at the camera
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-08-09 13:07:43

"the skeleton and the cat" – ein knuffiges #catcontent-bilderbuch, das mir zufällig im münsteraner english book shop von thalia zugelaufen ist. 💀😺😊
"Skeleton lives alone in lonesome bliss. She reads books, drinks tea, and tends to her garden. It's simple and peaceful. Until, one day, a cat knocks on Skeleton's door..."

foto des buches "the skeleton and the cat" von brandon james scott
foto einer seite aus dem buch "the skeleton and the cat" von brandon james scott
foto einer seite aus dem buch "the skeleton and the cat" von brandon james scott
foto einer seite aus dem buch "the skeleton and the cat" von brandon james scott
@ian@phpc.social
2026-09-22 16:20:55

Of the various usages of digital storage, I wholeheartedly endorse cat photos and videos. Because eventually, for a given cat, there will be a final one.
That time was today for Ricky. Attached photo from a little over a year ago. @… has a lot more from more than just the past two weeks.
The yodeling, the trills when food was on offer, the grooming of our ot…

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-27 15:37:26

It seems that Ruh the cat doesn't like doom metal. What should I do?!
Ek seems to be indifferent to it. Lulu appreciates the warmth from the amplifier (I'm using it at a fraction of nominal power, so I'm not worried about overheating).

@jackie@social.linux.pizza
2026-08-27 01:55:00

Dengist Shrödinger be like: it doesn't matter if the cat is white or black, until I open the box

@cheryanne@aus.social
2026-08-21 19:08:54

Speaking With Confidence With Cat Matson: Communication Coaching For Humble Leaders
This show is for humble leaders - public servants, corporate hippies and business owners - who want to speak up and be heard without sounding pushy or arrogant...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory:

Speaking With Confidence With Cat Matson: Communication Coaching For Humble Leaders   
Screenshot of the podcast listing on the Great Australian Pods website
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-09-25 13:53:02

Three different makes of cat food, three different types of thing. Clearly fishy cat food is blue. #cats

A stack of four packs of six tins of cat food, with a cardboard box full of pouches, and another much smaller box on top, all of them blue.
@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-08-29 12:08:29

Sometimes Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 needs to stretch out and be Long Cat.
#Caturday #cats #CatsOfMastodon

Long cat with white paws is long and has white paws
@smashtie@mas.to
2026-07-25 20:07:12

It seems Pixie misunderstood when we told her it was a raised bed. #Caturday

A white and black cat lies fast asleep on her back, soft underbelly up, back legs in the air. She is on a raised garden bed, in which there are very few flowers ... I wonder why.
@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2026-08-27 17:18:57

Ad people be like: "Let's add some sound to our app ads, surely it'll generate more downloads!"
My actual reaction: "Shut the fuck up. Fuck you, your app, your whole family and your cat."
(cat people be like: "HEY! leave the cat out of this!")

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-07-20 21:33:17

Liv, who I've photographed before, made it out to Dio Day from Othaca wearing (I think) cat ears
#photo #photography #kemolife

Youung woman holds a plushie with a long nose were her arm clamped around it with a dark shirt under a light grey shirt and a wry smile, medium length dark hair with a transparent cat ear headband; behind a red metal barn wall and i think a window with an air condition
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-08-27 23:34:23

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Cat Stevens:
🎵 If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out
#CatStevens
nostrilsaurus.bandcamp.com/tra
open.spotify.com/track/340t55t

@ddrake@mathstodon.xyz
2026-09-21 09:33:14

A fun and useful shell trick: you can, effectively, pipe things from a remote computer into your local clipboard.
Context: you're ssh'ed into a remote computer. Locally, you could pipe stuff to xclip or wl-copy or pbcopy to put it in your OS clipboard -- but that won't work in ssh.
If your terminal supports OSC 52 (it probably does), here's a way to get that to work over ssh or mosh:
cat - | base64 -w0 | { printf '\e]52;c;' ; cat - ; printf '\a&…

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-09-23 20:37:00

A cat and a chiwawa

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-27 17:26:22

me: "I have plans"
Twig [the cat]: "The hell you do!" *falls asleep in my lap*

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-25 07:42:14

ProCatTip: Be purrsistent when letting your human know you're hungry. They can be a little slow at times.

Video of an orange and white cat, repeatedly banging its empty food bowl on the kitchen floor next to its human. Sadly they just ignore the performance, but the kitty keeps it up. Never give up on your dreams!
@_tillwe_@mastodon.social
2026-07-05 20:21:39

#FotoDerWoche mit Beeren und einer Katze.
blog.till-westermayer.de/2026/

@davej@dice.camp
2026-08-24 03:41:33

All in all, a nice, laidback selection for #MondayRandom10. Just the thing I needed today.
1. Weedruid—"Tod durch Gras"
2. MC Skat Kat and the Stray Mob—"I Ain't No Kitty"
3. Subcarpați—"2000 de km"
4. The Cat Empire—"The Wine Song"
5. Nine Inch Nails—"12 Ghosts II"
6. Abanamat—"Voidgazer"
7. Ada…

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-09-28 13:01:01

Trump dined with the Anthropic CEO who called for AI slowdown (Cat Zakrzewski/Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/politics/20
memeorandum.com/260928/p27#a26

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-07-23 23:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@UlrikeHeiss@eldritch.cafe
2026-08-22 06:37:43

#Caturday as it should be.

A light-grey cat lies comfortably in my lap. Next to me another person is visible holding a tablet, of which only the edge of the screen is visible. Both humans are wearing treck suit bottoms.
@lightweight@mastodon.nzoss.nz
2026-09-22 04:22:38

This is most worrying: rnz.co.nz/news/environment/152 the idea that cat-dependent parasites can wash into coastal waters and infect our rarest…

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-08-29 08:25:24

🇺🇦 Auf #radioeins läuft...
Harry Chapin:
🎵 Cat's in the cradle
#NowPlaying #HarryChapin
open.spotify.com/track/2QobflW

@deepthoughts10@infosec.exchange
2026-07-04 16:54:48

Happy #caturday Ran across this cat sitting on top of a mailbox on a walk. It very much enjoyed the head scratching.
#catsofmastodon #cat

Black and white cat enjoying head pats

"From the moment I was born, I was ordered to listen. Now there's a way, and I know, that I have to go away."
"How can try to explain? When I do he turns away, again."
"If they were right, I'd agree, but it's them they know, not me."
--Cat Stevens, lyrics from "Father and Son", from the album "Tea for the Tillerman", 1970
#Music

@losttourist@social.chatty.monster
2026-09-28 06:11:37

Bugger. Up before the crack of dawn, got dressed and headed off to the leisure centre for a pre-work swim. Only to find a notice on the door "Due to a shortage of lifeguards the pool is closed until this afternoon".
By the time I'm back home it's not worth going back to bed, but it's too early to start the usual getting-ready-for-work routine. So I'll just have to sit here with a cup of tea and the cat on my lap, browsing Fedi. Could be worse I suppose.

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-08-15 13:38:01

The lazer cat encounter.
#catsofmasdon #caturday

A cat in the park past midnight, looking at me. The flashlight of my phone has made her eyes glowing  in lazer red.
@v_i_o_l_a@openbiblio.social
2026-07-17 08:01:52

"A Purr-fect Library Program: From Seven Cats to 1,800 Votes"
uncommonwealth.lva.virginia.go
"What happens when a group of cat-loving librarians starts wishing for a libra…

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-09-26 10:15:31

I went to return two library books this morning and collect one, and the library was having a sale. Why do they do this??!
For the grand total of £4.50 I bought:
Jeeves and the Leap of Faith, Ben Schott
The Sleeping Beauty, Elizabeth Taylor
The Field of Blood, Paul Doherty
A Foolish Virgin, Ida Simons
The Night Manager, John le Carré
Agent Running in the Field, JlC
A Country Christmas, Miss Read
A Few Green Leaves, Barbara Pym
and I borrow…

A colourful stack of books on top of a pine bookcase. There are seven paperbooks on top of a single hardback. They will be put away according to the law that unread books lie on their sides, read books stand up. The walll behind is mangolia - nice paint job, wonder who did that? - and to the left is the edge of a window frame and the edge of a leafy plant. Bottom right you can see the top of the novelty toadstool cat bed that both cats have studiously ignored for two weeks.
Image of our main bookcase demonstrating that unread books lie down and read ones stand. It's a large, wide pine bookcase underneath a window with lots of plants on top of it and a large poinsettia, named Petunia, in the middle. To the left is one of my ALDI cream fake linen knitting storage cubes, and to the right that bloody toadstool cat bed they won't use. It's even got a dangly leaf bit and they go nuts for a dangler.
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-07-25 16:08:39

Remember, a cat has the same 24 hours in the day that you do, and they still manage to sleep 18 of those hours!

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-07-23 12:20:30

This deaf cat's favorite place to nap outdoors
She also runs right back to it if you shoo her away
*sigh*

A cat sleeping snuggled into the rear wheel of a van
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-26 04:59:52

So many cat photos and I barely have reception, and can't see them!

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-08-24 16:57:10

Bubbs has been recovering from his surgery quite well. We take the cone off when we can closely watch him. Sutures come out this week and hopefully we can get him back to his normal routine instead of be sequestered in a room and a hallway all night long.
#cats #fediCats

A sleepy cat.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-25 18:16:29

Being a product tester is a tough job :neocat_cry:
#CatsWithJobs

Two photos of an orange & white cat who, in their not so well thought out curiosity, decided to see what the bar of soap in the bathtub tasted like. The first photo shows them chomping the soap, while the second one shows them regretting their actions with ears back and mouth open.
@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-07-18 10:25:30

Galena showing off her belly. #cat #cats #caturday

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-26 19:35:31
Content warning: Cat health

Ruh had her teeth removed a long time ago, and she had no issues since.
Ek had most of his teeth removed recently, and he's likely to suffer periodic gum issues according to the vet.
Lulu is going to have her teeth removed soon.
Genetics…

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-23 17:27:23

14yo: "I want a tortoiseshell cat or a ginger cat."
me: "I want fewer* cats."
14yo: "You're just a hater!"
me: "I'm just a litterbox cleaner."
* we currently have 4

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-08-22 15:00:13

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-08-27 08:08:19

I have been met with unpleasant surprises the last few mornings, not the sort with feathers or tails, the sort that emerge from #cats Chances are it's Sparky as Tails is just way too cool for that sort of nonsense, unless it's a rogue cat? I've reinstated the litter tray which Sparks has already investigated, in case he's getting caught short or is worried about going outside. He had …

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-20 18:26:47

RE: toot.cat/@anglemaece/116953577
Paparazzi snapping pics of @… again 📸

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-07-24 20:41:06

If you need to remove a bottle cap from a bottle but all you have handy is another bottle cap will it work to remove the bottle cap from the bottle?
Yes. But... it may be messy.
(This toot brought to you by a person who had a cat sitting on them but forgot to grab a bottle opener before they sat down.)

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-08-28 08:01:21

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 The Moon
#CatPower
catpower.bandcamp.com/track/th
open.spotify.com/track/108WYct

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-07-10 01:46:46

Bigpaw fell sick before Elliot and I left for New England and my wife reported that she'd disappeared and we thought that we lost her until one day she came back, unsteady on her feet...
#cats #cat #photo

Grey tabby cat with a lot of white dilution around her legs and face stands with her tail up in front of a big stump on a rubber mat
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-09-22 20:15:41

Squeaking in with a late entry for #ToeBeanTuesday with Sparky

A white and tabby cat lies on the kickout front of a grey sofa. His paws are crossed over his face.
A white and tabby cat lies on the kickout front of a grey sofa. One paw lies over his nose.
A white and tabby cat lies on the kickout front of a grey sofa. His legs are all stretched out.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-09-21 10:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-25 20:52:13

*scoffs*
Do *I* have any _Gabapentin_? Like this is my first cat rodeo.

A message from someone asking "Do you have any gaba petin" [sic]
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-09-29 01:03:47
Content warning

You deserve an explanation, so please don't skip this 1-minute read. It's Tuesday, 29 September. Like a bobtail cat's tail, our meowraiser won't be long, and we might not hit our goal. If you've lost count of how many times you've visited Catsalad this year, we hope that means it's given you at least ¤2,75 of meowledge. If everyone who saw this message gave ¤2,75 meows, we'd hit our goal in a few hours.
After nearly 4 years, CatSalad is still the shitposter we were promised—created by cats, not by people. It's not purrfect, but it IS here to push a point of view. It's run by a nyanprofit, not a giant slop company or a billionaire.
Less than 2% of our readers meow. The rare few who meow do so because catsalad provides them with useful meowledge. If that sounds like you, please donate ¤2,75 meows. Any contribution you make today helps.
Cat, Founder of CatSalad :catsalad:

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-07-25 06:56:24

Condensation below portable AC shouldn't be surprising.
However, if it appears suddenly after you haven't used it for a month, it can raise some eyebrows. Especially if it smells like cat urine.

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-08-27 02:15:57

Cat and its person at Brooktondale Porchfest
#photo #photography #foxography #portrait

Man in blue shirt looks at me with a slight smile holding a mostly dark cat with white spots on its feet and elsewhere in front of hostas, a lawn and a light yellow house
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-18 16:04:00

The mighty hunter

Video showing a fluffy calico cat playing with a paper bag with three holes cut out from it and balled up pieces that were cut out. The human slides the wads towards the holes, which the kitty attacks with varying levels of delay. The cat is having a lot of fun, and so is the person who laughs at the kitty pouncing.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-25 17:49:27

RE: mastodon.social/@EricIndiana/1
White cat floating above a void.

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-08-22 08:05:37

Sparky showing both his elegant and derpy sides for #Caturday, and Tails giving a masterclass in how to look comfy.
#cats #caturday

A slightly blurry side-on photo of a white and tabby cat with his back half sitting/lying on a pine dining table, and his front legs dangling down over an orange dining chair. I love my dining chairs and congratulate myself on my fabulous taste three time a day 😄 In the background are a vertical black speaker, a floor lamp and a plant. This room is next in line for painting and a general facelift.
A different white and tabby cat lies snuggled in a grey fleece radiator bed.
Sparky, of the dining table dangling pose, now sits on a window sill looking at the camera and looking rather fine. The window has a fabric mesh over it to stop the cats walking on the outside window sill, as our sitting room is upstairs. Through the mesh you can see blue sky and a mature beech tree. I love the views from upstairs.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-24 20:06:45

Twig went to the vet today and got a bunch of shots, but after squeeze-ups... All is forgiven. #CatsOfMastodon

Zoomed in on a tabby cat's big ol' head. His nose is centered and slightly blurry, and his tongue is out as he's attempting to lick the camera. His front teeth are also visible (vet says they're healthy, yay!)
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-08-25 10:44:14

Lovely clean toe beans for #ToeBeanTuesday I had to get up early with this article as he was crying his heart out at our door 💔

A white and tabby cat sits on a human lap and cleans his front paw, toe beans up.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-07-25 15:32:24

#Caturday
@… mstdn.business/@ecoflap/116975

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-08-29 02:17:30

The Cat Motherships Arrive

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-24 03:02:33

Me holding Clove up over my head as I sing to her, and she responds with what I'm 100% certain is the equivalent of "fuuuuuuuck you" in cat meows.
🎶 Clove lift us up where we belonnnnnnggggg, where the eagles cry on a mountain hiiiiiiiiigh 🎶

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-20 22:35:11

Void shipment arrived! :blep:

Photo of a black cat peaking out of a hole from the corner of a narrow USPS priority mail postage box that is standing on its side.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-28 09:01:06

Just paid €399 on a cat themed limousine rental and found out the fee doesn't include a driver.
Spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-06 14:50:37

"So you're telling me that this spoiled take-out rice *really* sparks joy?", he meowed at me, and I had to admit that he had a point. #CatsOfMastodon #FridgeCat

A silver fridge with french doors, of which one door is open. A tabby cat (Twig) sits inside the fridge, facing out but with his head turned around looking up into the items in the fridge. His butt is on the inside floor of the fridge, and his front paws are on the top of the freezer door. Partially visible is a mix of typical fridge food (mayo, ketchup, whipped cream, miso, open cat food, salsa, etc).
Same fridge and same cat (sitting in the same spot), but this time zoomed in a little further and the cat is looking towards the camera. He has one ear forward and one ear off to the side, with a disbelieving expression on his face.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-30 02:10:21

You can simulate playing string with a cat by moving the string all over the house and occasionally stabbing your hand with a thumbtack

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-07-23 19:29:24

My faithful companion in wet lettuce duty #cats #CatsOfMastodon #fedicats

Sparky, a young tabby and white cat, lies on the foot rest of a grey sofa. I'm sprawling next to him but have craftily moved my foot so you can't tell 🤫
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-08-22 23:31:49

Sure, you've got your fancy netflicks and your disney plos and h-bos and what not.. but Erie's treating me to Butthole Theatre as she makes biscuits on my tummy. So there!

kneading maru the cat GIF
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-18 21:25:21

My cat when

Meow Meow - Meow Meow Meow (Original Mix) by Mr. Pasha
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-07-22 06:37:02

The phrase should actually be "you can lead a cat to water but you can't make them drink".

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-07-14 22:38:58

I look downstairs and they're staring at me like I caught them misbehaving. #CatsOfMastodon

Looking down some basement stairs. 3 cats looking back at the camera, slightly guilty IMO. A tuxedo cat on the stairs, a mostly black but with a white patch at the foot of the stairs, and a tabby cat at the opposite wall.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-09-27 23:55:59
Content warning: non-veg food

:neocat_nom_cat:

You 🫵

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-09 17:35:16

Now THAT'S a big kitty!!

Video of someone opening a door and a vet comes through carrying the cat, Theodore Scritches McWiggles, an absolute UNIT of an orange Maine coon. This is the biggest and fluffiest house cat I've even seen. Seriously, this kitty is huge!!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-08-28 15:03:56

RE: mastodon.social/@ninlyricbot/1
Cat with the 3am zoomies

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-29 21:47:29

RE: mastodon.social/@mendingcatssh
Cat salad 👍

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-07-09 00:26:01

Believe in your dreams!

Video of a cat sound asleep on a couch while a tasty soft treats sits a mere tongue length away. The kitty, still asleep, starts licking and smacking while smelling the tasty morsel, as if dreaming of eating it. After a while the sleepy cat wakes up, and notices the real treat, which they gobble down with glee.