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@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 19:07:28

*shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Video of a black cat and an orange cat both drinking from a water bowl at the same time. The black cat is drinking from the far end of the bowl, while the orange cat is drinking from underneath the black cat while facing sideways. Just normal kitty things.
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 02:26:10

So, one of our bonus daughters came over for the first time this year and we did our Christmas gift exchange and she made EACH of us a little stuffed cat, our two eldest cats (RIP) and our youngin’ cat (the one on the right)
❤️❤️❤️❤️🤩
She has a site, apparently!
linktr.ee/fuzzyfamiliars

Picture of three crocheted little cats Left: our indoor/outdoor cat, a tortoiseshell/tabby is brown cat with a giant head and a cap made of lettuce. Middle: our elder statescat, a tiger striped tabby with her knitted octopus on her head Right: our youngest little Black cat wearing his waffle that he had to wear before we would let him outside.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 21:11:56

Meow you see me, meow you don't

Two panel comic by cat-zy about their cat. First panel is labeled "What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding", and shows an orange cat in a mask acting like a ninja. Second panel is labeled "What he actually looks like", and shows a very visible and fluffy cat sitting behind a table leg, hiding only its nose.
@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2026-04-17 13:19:00

„Replaced“: Cyberpunk-Blues in Pixel-Optik
Ist „Replaced“ mehr als nur eine hübsche Hülle? Der Action-Plattformer vom Studio Sad Cat beeindruckte schon bei der Ankündigung 2021.
heise.de/t…

„Replaced“: Cyberpunk-Blues in Pixel-Optik
Ist „Replaced“ mehr als nur eine hübsche Hülle? Der Action-Plattformer vom Studio Sad Cat beeindruckte schon bei der Ankündigung 2021.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-18 12:22:10

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Metal Heart
#CatPower
deathcabforcutie.bandcamp.com/

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-17 13:03:19

This is a test post about cats
#cat

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-04-17 16:09:12

#trans #cat #shitpost

Trans flag overlay over cat screaming FUCK YEAH TRANS RIGHTS
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-04-18 05:39:19

One cat out all night until 5am. Hear jangling, yay! Turnip’s back! Hear more jangling, other cat goes to investigate…
Turnip is back with a mouse which is now loose in the house :(
Mouse finally retrieved from behind the fridge 🤦‍♂️

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:42:19

@…
#Shitpost #Shitposting

imprisoned for his war crimes
@david@boles.xyz
2026-02-15 16:31:05

Cat Heads in Space: The Novel That Grew a Body
Some books begin as sentences. Others begin as outlines or fragments scrawled on napkins at two in the morning. This one began as a sound. Specifically, it began as the sound of my own voice reading a line about a cat head floating through space in a Life Helmet, arguing with another cat head about whether their ship had a name, and realizing that the argument was funnier and sadder and more philosophically loaded than…

Cat Heads in Space: The Novel That Grew a Body | David Boles, Blogs
Some books begin as sentences. Others begin as outlines or fragments scrawled on napkins at two in the morning. This one began as a sound. Specifically, it began as the sound of my own voice readin…

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-17 21:27:07

"Brush Jjaemu" is an incredibly accurate cat-brushing simulator
sprunkiretake.net/sprunki-game

An image of a cat looking irritatedly at you
@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 16:58:37

Oh no, just heard about Palmerston, former FCO Chief Mouser.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmerst

Palmerston (cat) - Wikipedia

@niklaskorz@rheinneckar.social
2026-03-14 11:27:41

A few pencil sketches I made of our cat Loki. Trying to get into drawing with almost no experience, and I love how even on this small example, sketching the same object three times already shows some immediate progress. :blobcatnomcookie:
#caturday #cat

Three pencil sketches of a cat. The first (top left) uses very basic, round shapes. The second (bottom left) is of a cat loaf without visible legs of tail, looking forwards in a slightly worried expression. The third (top right) is of a cat sitting on its hind legs, tail curled around the body, looking forwards in anticipation.
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-02-17 15:01:29

Qualcomm says UK consumer association Which? is withdrawing its chip royalties lawsuit that sought £480M for 29M iPhone and Samsung users, after a CAT trial (Sam Tobin/Reuters)
reuters.com/sustainability/boa…

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-02-13 19:55:25

Avui compleixo 24 anys!
🥳🎉
De moment se senten força similars que els 23 que ja tenia xD
Com a regal dol naturalesa, avui ha estat un dia amb el temps tapat i amb pluja fina.
Com a fan dol pluja fina, ja m'estŠ bé.

Retall d'una captura de pantalla dol informació de mun usuari des del Subway Tooter mostrant el text ja canviat que diu que tinc 24 anys
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-17 16:06:05

I just wanna take care of this baby.
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat
@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-16 20:48:05

and a signed keith haring poster, partially attacked by our late family cat, yellow.

Keith Haring poster with gash in it
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-17 15:35:22

Heartwarming cat/Kat story benhiiv.beehiiv.com/p/kat .
cc @…

@joe@toot.works
2026-04-18 15:34:19

I saw the “Turning "cat readme.txt" into arbitrary code execution in iTerm2” article and my first thought was that I am glad that I switched to Prompt 3. 😏

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-18 03:02:54

Dear kitty sitter, please watch this instructional video

Caption: How do I explain this to the cat sitter Video by mochiandchedder showing their white & tan cat, Mochi, laying on, its back, paws stretched forward, while their human gives them a karate chop style massage and stretch on the kitty's chest & arms. Top tier kitty servant right there.
@chiraag@mastodon.online
2026-04-16 23:07:06

Does anyone know what the `Description` field is used for in systemd's .network files? `networkctl` doesn't seem to show it except in `cat` (which just prints the file itself), and I don't see it in the journal when I call e.g. `networkctl reload` or even `sudo systemctl restart systemd-networkd`. Kind of the same question for .netdev files too.
#AskFedi

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-02-17 20:30:16

@… the later transparent keyboards were lovely when pristine, not so good with cat hairs and biscuit crumbs.
@…

@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-02-17 18:17:07

Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 wants to know why it's taking me so long to grade these papers.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

Because he's sitting on both the stack of papers and the answer key.
@jake4480@c.im
2026-03-12 14:50:41

David Bowie’s single 'Cat People (Putting Out Fire)' came out this week in 1982 for the horror movie 'Cat People'. And I highly recommend seeing this ridiculous flick, as I did recently 😹
#Bowie

The cover for Bowie's single 'Cat People' from the 1982 movie of same name, with the cat lady in question pictured.
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 16:26:06

Patio lounging #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat lounging on his back in the sun on a concrete patio
Brown tuxedo cat lounging on his back in the sun on a concrete patio
@noellabo@fedibird.com
2026-04-10 12:17:17

何かに頭を乗せるよね
#chacha_cat #cat

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 13:03:20

Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on b…

@colinpurrington@flipping.rocks
2026-04-18 11:16:29

Galena in a drawer bay while I'm doing some repair work. Note to self: snag bureau that is being thrown out and convert to cat play structure complete with small holes for paws, hidden passageways, etc. #caturday #cat #cats #katzen

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 15:49:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#CatStevens
cristiancabreradjcriss.bandcam
open.spotify.com/track/7mjSHL2

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-16 08:36:50

RE: toot.cat/@androcat/11607938127
waymo-protected bike lanes

@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-14 16:35:39

Lulu bleps.
#cat #caturday #blep

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-07 05:22:52

#Caturday

Four-panel comic. Off the Mark, by Mark Parisian. 2002. Each panel is identical except for the text. Rapunzel’s Tower scenario, but with cats. Panel 1: A cat on the ground says, “Rapunzel, let down your hair!” Panel 2: a cat up in the tower, hanging out the window, makes a coughing noise, “CHKK!” Panel 3: cat in the tower goes HACK! And coughs out a hairball to the ground below. Panel 4: cat on the ground asks, “Feel better?” Cat in the tower says, “Yeah!” Commentary: yeah, it’s not very funny…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-16 15:07:55

Black Cat Facts 🐈‍⬛

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BLACK CATS A black cat's favourite pastimes are shenanigans, antics and hijinks Contrary to popular opinions, black cats are brilliant pets that will guard your home not only from intruders but from supernatural forces as well Black cats are associated with Halloween because they hate Christmas Black cats will eat 17 ghosts per year and don’t even want your thanks [Photo of a cute black cat pinned to the "fact sheet" with a paper clip, dossier style]
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-12 13:30:09

Help me name this picture please #caturday #cat #CatsOfMastodon

My cat sleeping like a boss.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-09 15:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@AccordionBruce@Mastodon.social
2026-04-15 20:29:33

The Night of a Thousand Buttons
Jan 25, 2008
Featuring @… #JasonWebley & #Vancouver’s own Ana Bon Bon ❤️‍🔥🪗
Found this historical poster fr…

Show booster for, A night of 1000 buttons. Friday, January 25 [2008]. Featuring Geoff Berner, Jason Webley and Ana Bon Bon. A rough layout with images of the artists cut and pasteed somewhat sloppily on.
Poster from the first Accordion Noir festival in 2008. Sepia tone frame of an antique button accordion. Inside the frame of the accordion there’s an antique portrait of a lady playing an 1800s era fancy French “flutina” style Accordion. Surrounding her is information about the festival, including artists like Geoff Berner, Amy Denio, and the creaking planks.
Ninth Accordion Noir festival from 2016. Beautiful poster featuring a goth fem accordionist with billowing blueish hair and a black cat on her shoulder.
Poster for the 12th annual Accordion Noir festival in November, 2019. Features a silhouette of an accordion playing figure wearing a skirt, and devil horns, with puppet strings going up to a big “Accordion Noir“ banner on top.
@mk_rexx@metalhead.club
2026-04-16 08:04:28

brush the cat without dying (impossible)
#animals #cats

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-04-13 11:57:35

Aquesta matinada, entre les 00:30 i les dues i remitjó dol matinada, hi ha hagut una apagada elèctrica generalitzada a #Valls.
Aquest matí, guaitava les notícies locals i les xarxes socials i nulú estŠ parlant ni tan sols mencionant el tema.
Què passa? És tan normal que el sistema elèctric de Valls es caigui quan merament cauen quatre gotes que ja ho considerem normal?

@outer@mas.to
2026-04-15 01:03:03

Cat nappin', with Dave, Penny and Molly.
#Kitties #Comfort #Happiness

Dave is napping in a comfy chair, with 2 kitties laying on him. Look at the tufts of white fur poking out between Molly's hind toes.
@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-04-11 11:07:36

Happy hair snap clip cat is happy. 😽
#photography #everydayobjects

A close-up, top-down photograph of a single, worn pink metal hair snap clip resting on a light-colored wooden surface. The clip has a decorative, wavy scalloped edge. On the left end, there is a small, slightly off-center illustration of a smiling white cartoon cat face. The paint on the clip and the cat graphic is chipped and distressed, and the metal is visibly worn along the edges. The clip is oriented horizontally, with the closed snap mechanism and a tiny hole visible on the right end. The…
@johnleonard@mastodon.social
2026-04-07 12:28:01

The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring damages claim on behalf of around 38.5 million UK iPhone and iPad users.

UK tribunal greenlights £3bn claim against Apple iCloud
The Competition Appeal Tribunal (CAT) has given the green light for a major collective action against Apple to proceed, allowing consumer group Which? to bring ...

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-02-10 19:46:17

Thought I saw the #feral #cat coming for some scritches but no, that’s no cat

A possum walks across a long log being used as a retention feature in my back yard
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 10:27:51

Silly cat woke me up at 3:30am so I took half of my pain meds because, well, pain. It’s subsided a bit since then… maybe I should try to get more sleep. 😴

@drgeraint@glasgow.social
2026-04-06 23:21:33

I have now chanced upon the latest big thread that people have been subtooting about for the last day or so. It has made my life no better than before I read it.
Here's a picture of Charley cat sitting on a chair that she has recently decided she likes. She always makes my life better.
#subtoot #cat

White and black cat (cow-markings) sitting on a green chair (maybe looks blue in the photo). The chair is curved, which is great for cats to snuggle into. She was snuggled just before this photo was taken, but is sitting up now pondering whether to get up (she does).
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us
2026-03-14 20:35:03

Spent most of the afternoon on my back doing velcro cable management under our desks. However, this is probably the best photo I've taken while down there: Gandalf looking down on me from his cat bed that is hidden away between/behind our monitors:
#Caturday #Gandalf

@StumpyTheMutt@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-15 17:28:12

Caught the house panther in repose. #CatsOfMastodon #cats #caturday

A tubby black cat curled up on a black and white fleece blanket on a brown leather sofa. Her eyes are half open looking at the camera.
@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 02:18:05

Stolen to add #AltText. piefed.social/c/politicalcompa

A “Political Compass”-style dual-axis graph of political positions. The y-axis (vertical) is Authoritarian (at the top) vs Libertarian (at the bottom; the x-axis (horizontal) is Economic Left vs Economic Right. In each quadrant is an image of a cat. The top left (Authoritarian/Economic Left) shows a cat sitting in a cardboard tank—as in the armoured fighting vehicle. The top right (Authoritarian/Economic Right) shows an anthropomorphic cat in Tudor-style puffed robes. The bottom right (Libe…
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 11:08:01

afaict — as far as i cat tail

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 19:33:56

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Mitski:
🎵 That White Cat
#Mitski
open.spotify.com/track/4ECTsM0

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-14 15:00:32

How I wish I was spending my #Caturday :

A tuxedo cat asleep on a white fuzzy window sill cat perch. She is sprawled out sideways, paws with pink toebeans out. She is in full sunlight, with shadow lines across her from the colonial style windows.
Same cat sleeping on the same window perch, just a different angle. A closer look at her face, eyes shut tight, nose scrunched as she actively snores.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-11 14:50:37

#caturday

Single-panel comic. An elderly woman is sitting in an easy chair with a cat on her lap. She appears to be petting the cat. On the floor beside her is a basket with knitting in it. On the other side of the chair is a table with a lamp. The cat is saying, “Remember that time you told me to fetch? We all had a good laugh.”
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-02-11 19:32:24

So, one of the fun, silly things in our house was my wife getting our little black cat a new, fancier scratcher he just refused to use & her not getting him another one so *I* finally went & got one of the cheap ones, which he used
Me: “he’s using your scratcher finally!”
Her: “Really?”
Me:…

Picture of a small black cat snoozing in the sunlight lying in a cardboard scratcher like a bed
Picture of a same black cat in the sunlight lying in a cardboard scratcher having ofc woken up because I’m taking pictures of him and looking at me upside down
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 07:30:35

It is now safe to turn off
your kitty cat :neocat_boop_cute:
:neocat_flop__w_:⁠💤

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-12 14:21:37

Tell you what, "owner". In my books, every day is #Caturday the 13th, CATpisci?
#cat #CatsOfMastodon

My cat looking at me like a mafioso.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 14:18:59

Sometimes I try to alleviate the pain by lying face down on a bed. Lately as soon as I do this there’s a cat on my back providing pressure and heat therapy. (And occasional acupuncture!)
#caturday #catsOfMastodon

A cat on my back.
@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-15 02:20:36

50 years ago tonight, the jerry garcia band in columbus. spring ’76, show #6.
audience tape: archive.org/details/jg76-03-14
recently surfaced soundboard of the late show:

ne Ase Of CONCUNTD CAT 21 ABSOCIATION WIT) JO ed CHI PRESENTS FEATURING KEITH AND DONNA GODCHAUX JOHN KAHN RON TUTT | SUNDAY MARCH 14 ~~ AT 8PM OHIO THEATER | TICKETO ANC $6 LO ADVANCE $0.00 DAY OF BHOW LL es By pALeys. Ureom
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-17 17:26:21

Boop to fix blep 👉⁠:neocat_blep:

Video of someone filming their white cat, Will, sitting while their tongue hangs out and wiggles. The human filming, is cracking up at their (probably) medicated kitty, and pets their nose to reset their blep-ification.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-06 15:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster

petster — Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-04-11 15:14:46

Happy post-Artemis #Caturday

Brown tuxedo cat laying on grass in front of nasturtiums looking towards camera
Brown tuxedo cat laying on grass in front of nasturtiums looking towards camera
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-13 18:12:21

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 02:01:19

Our cat needed some activities to keep him busy so he doesn't destroy the house. My partner bought a puzzle then I realized there are plenty of 3D models of cat toy puzzles as well.
rasterweb.net/raster/2026/01/3

Cat Treat Puzzles
Keep the asshole cat busy...

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-14 16:16:21

#caturday

Single panel comic. A cat is sitting on a bench and a Vet is consoling it with a hand on its shoulder, saying, “Bad news, it’s curiosity.”
@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 16:10:50

Unseasonably warm SoCal #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat sitting on an backyard table with an umbrella partially visible and a blue blue sky in the background along with lots of greenery
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 11:36:02

His favorite show is on 🤫

Video of an orange cat watching a video of birds on a TV from a bed. The orange cutie is VERY interested and even does the predatory kitty crouch before eventually just settling down as a loaf while facing the bird show.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-16 15:43:54

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 On the Road to Find Out
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/6que7uz

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 21:50:00

Don't forget to meow today! :neocat_scream:

Photo of an orange cat with its mouth open while meowing and while getting a double handed head pet
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-02-14 02:59:58

#caturday

Single panel comic. A guy is sitting in an easy chair in his livingroom. A cat is curled up on his lap. There is a box on the floor next to the chair, on which are the words, Electric Blanket. The man talking on his phone, saying, “Yes, it’s still available. Never opened it. I haven’t needed it.”
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-25 02:09:32

We are outnumbered by cats right now. No matter where you turn - whether it's the floor, a counter, or you want to escape upstairs.. boom, cat.
#CatsOfMastodon #caturday

A cardboard box on the floor, with a tabby cat (Twig) sitting upright in it. The cat has wide eyes and is alert, looking at me as I take the picture.
An unfinished wood counter top, with a tuxedo cat (Clove) sitting on top like a loaf of bread. Unlike Twig, who's alert, her eyes are half closed and she looks bored. She has a white chest and a mostly white face.
A living room scene (messy, due to kids). In the foreground there's a dark wood staircase railing, and on the railing sits ANOTHER tuxedo cat (Erie). Unlike Clove, Erie is mostly black with just little white paw tips and a white chest. From the back, you'd think she was a completely black cat. Her face is so dark that her features are almost invisible, except for some green half-rings in her eyes.
Another tabby cat (Widget), this one on a gray couch. Her butt is facing the camera, but her head is turned torwards it. She has white mitten paws, but the rest of her is standard tabby.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-16 16:33:31

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Trouble
#CatStevens
eefbarzelay-clemsnide.bandcamp
open.spotify.com/track/2mEVBii

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 18:33:10

Painting of a Cherub 🖼️

Meme photo of someone holding a chunky cat with a slightly angry looking face in front of a painting of said chonker behind them. (artist: unknown)
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-14 15:47:43

Why do I feel like I’m being judged and that I’ve done something terribly wrong?
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A very judgmental cat with their paws crossed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 01:38:07

You didn't give me what I wanted when I meowed...

Ominous video of an orange and white cat sitting on top of a bookshelf behind the door with lighting facing upwards that gives the kitty a Batman style look. Caption is: His revenge will be terrible 💀
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-16 15:35:59

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Miles From Nowhere
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/1HDEGwe

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 17:42:00

*SNIFFS YOU*

Close-up (and out of focus) photo of a cat sniffing the camera
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-14 16:12:59

#Caturday

Single panel comic. Male and female human couple sitting on a couch, seen from behind. She says, “I searched ‘funny cat videos,’ but things are so bad they’re only making serious ones.”
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-16 17:39:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 On the Road to Find Out
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/6que7uz

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 06:58:18

I must go, #Caturday needs me

Video on the cat laying on the floor next to the wall, but because the film perspective is also sideways, the kitty look like it's standing on an edge by a wall. After a bit, the cat turns its head, gets up, and walks away, making it appear as if its walking straight up a walk (as cats have sometimes been known to do)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-16 04:50:11

:neocat_flop:

20 secs of Mickey flops to solve all your problems Compilation video by snugzmeow of their very fluffy white & tan cat falling over on its his side repeatedly to get attention.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 17:18:14

RE: ohai.social/@dramypsyd/1162398
OP is a cat, and the SCAM involves not getting 2nd dinner

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-11 22:14:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Muddy Waters:
🎵 Tom Cat
#MuddyWaters
daybreakers.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/1UHa7ag

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-15 07:20:14

Kitty has something to tell you

Video of a very fluffy orange cat, meowing and purring at the human who's filming. The kitty keeping meowing while being pet and is quite talkative. Meow mrow meow!
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-15 03:09:26

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Audioasis
mega cat:
🎵 Sabotage
#megacat
itsmegacat.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/4Zmb0Rz

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-12 10:52:35

I think the kitty likes the LEGO creation!

Photo of a tuxedo cat laying on a yellow chair with a LEGO tuxedo cat facsimile sitting next to them. The kitty's eyes are half open, and the do NOT look impressed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-12 10:19:01

It's called fashion, sweetie 💅

Four photos in slightly different poses of a black cat's back paw wearing a doll-sized high heal shoe. The first picture has the kitty peaking back while being held by the human wearing black polka dot pants, and the last one shows the fashionable peet in a stiletto like the cat is standing in it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound I could lift you up I could show you what you wanna see And take you where you wanna be You could be my luck Even if the sky is falling down I know that I'll be safe and sound Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 09:21:11

Logging on... :3

Ralph from the Simpson's typing the word CAT into a Coleco computer showing a picture of a red cat.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-11 14:01:13

Running with the herd

So to have a chunky orange & white cat laying down its side on top of a kitchen mat showing several horses running. The kitty is lined up with the angle of the horses make it look like a giant cat is galloping along next to them.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-09 21:11:40

Using a gigantic cat as a bed would do wonders for my anxiety.
🎨by monokubo

Drawing by monokubo (13033303) of someone in a work or school outfit and a skirt lying facedown on the back of a humongous white cat. The gigantic kitty is laying face down in the sand near a beach, and is pouring over a sea wall like the liquid cats are.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 11:59:53

Touchy da fishy

Video of a fluffy cat laying down next to a pond with several large koi fish in it. First part of the video has the cat looking at something else while its paw touches the water. A koi comes to investigate hoping for food, and the kitty and fishy kiss. Second part shows the cat in a wooden walkway next to the water, and the cat gently booping a passing koi. Last part shows how the cat frequently visits and lays down at the edge of the water to watch the big fish.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-06 12:00:20

Ethel (OIIA Spinning Cat) cosplay

Video of a tabby cat that's caught its own tail and is slowly moving in a circle clockwise, like in the OIIA Spinning Cat memes.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-14 18:01:44

scritch(void)

Video of a black cat laying on its back while its human scratches its belly softly. The void kitty soon closes its eyes, smacks its lips some, then drifts to sleep. I'm telling ya, cats have it all figured out.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 13:06:23

Pakidge :3

Photo of an orange cat in a long rectangular box, the exact size of the kitty all stretched out.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 23:55:44

It's Friday the 13ᵗʰ, post your sleep paralysis demons.
Mine is kinda cute :3

Photo facing the ceiling showing an orange and white cat looming overhead (literally)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 17:42:31

The PlayStation Can Produce Mind-Boggling Effects :wow_miku:

Photo of an orange cat looking at the viewer while sticking its head out of a hole on the bottom of a sideways paper bag. The kitty's tail can also be seen, but the way the paper bag is folded and with the color being close to the color of the cat, it makes the fuzzy goofball look like a low poly 3D rendering.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-13 11:27:40

Rorschach test — what do you see?

Photo of a cat's laying half under a mirror with its head and part of its back hidden. The legs and tail of the kitty are reflected in the mirror making it look like an alien critter or a tired sleep paralysis demon of sorts. Biblically accurate purring.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-13 13:08:11

What do you mean sleeping and eating are not real hobbies?

Photo of the face of a chunky orange cat looking slightly to the right of the screen while a question mark is above its head.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 01:48:40

This is how the landing gear is stored during flight.

Photo from underneath a glass table of a fluffy cat with all paws and tail tucked in what scientists (cat fans) call THE LOAF. The front paws curve back toward the fluff core (belly) while the back ones make a 'V' shape.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 22:15:45

Cat levels are steady