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@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 02:26:10

So, one of our bonus daughters came over for the first time this year and we did our Christmas gift exchange and she made EACH of us a little stuffed cat, our two eldest cats (RIP) and our youngin’ cat (the one on the right)
❤️❤️❤️❤️🤩
She has a site, apparently!
linktr.ee/fuzzyfamiliars

Picture of three crocheted little cats
Left: our indoor/outdoor cat, a tortoiseshell/tabby is brown cat with a giant head and a cap made of lettuce.
Middle: our elder statescat, a tiger striped tabby with her knitted octopus on her head
Right: our youngest little Black cat wearing his waffle that he had to wear before we would let him outside.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-19 14:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-19 12:30:09

Confession: All my non-cat posts here are just specially crafted toots to get you to look at my cat posts.

@vrandecic@mas.to
2026-01-17 09:32:47

Our cat is getting famous! Modeling for a local cat salon.
#cat

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-18 19:40:29

#catsofmastodon
@… noc.social/@todayilearned/1159

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-19 07:18:27

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Cross Bones Style
#CatPower
swainswainswain.bandcamp.com/t
open.spotify.com/track/5Qhy5MY

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 14:42:19

@…
#Shitpost #Shitposting

imprisoned for his war crimes
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-19 01:02:28

:neocat_think:

Caption: Me ar Applebee's wondering if I want the apple or the bees

Photo of a fat (chonky) white and black cat staring at nothing while sitting in a chair at Applebee's

by Poorly Made Cat Memes
@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-01-15 14:14:41

Wollt ihr etwas unangenehmes lesen?
#AfD wirklich an diesem Land gelegen wäre, würden sie LKW stellen, die

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-17 17:21:43

Cat, Resting.
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat
@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-18 18:55:33

courtesy of the lord nose, early 1990s (& sitting in full sunlight since then)

Felix the Cat LSD blotter
@david@boles.xyz
2026-02-15 16:31:05

Cat Heads in Space: The Novel That Grew a Body
Some books begin as sentences. Others begin as outlines or fragments scrawled on napkins at two in the morning. This one began as a sound. Specifically, it began as the sound of my own voice reading a line about a cat head floating through space in a Life Helmet, arguing with another cat head about whether their ship had a name, and realizing that the argument was funnier and sadder and more philosophically loaded than…

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 20:14:24

Google: "AI WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!”
Me to my phone: “Hey Google, could you start this app?”
Phone: “What the fuck is an app? Need me to generate ideas for cat costumes instead?”

@niklaskorz@rheinneckar.social
2026-03-14 11:27:41

A few pencil sketches I made of our cat Loki. Trying to get into drawing with almost no experience, and I love how even on this small example, sketching the same object three times already shows some immediate progress. :blobcatnomcookie:
#caturday #cat

Three pencil sketches of a cat. The first (top left) uses very basic, round shapes. The second (bottom left) is of a cat loaf without visible legs of tail, looking forwards in a slightly worried expression. The third (top right) is of a cat sitting on its hind legs, tail curled around the body, looking forwards in anticipation.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-17 14:07:33

#caturday

Single-panel comic. Three space aliens are standing, looking at a cat sitting on a table. The aliens are covered in scratches. One alien says, “Let’s just tell everyone we probed the cat and the results were inconclusive.
@stefan@gardenstate.social
2026-03-17 13:03:19

This is a test post about cats
#cat

@fortune@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-19 03:00:01

Karlson's Theorem of Snack Food Packages:
For all P, where P is a package of snack food, P is a SINGLE-SERVING
package of snack food.
Gibson the Cat's Corrolary:
For all L, where L is a package of lunch meat, L is Gibson's package
of lunch meat.

@joe@toot.works
2026-01-19 23:09:42

Every time I hear the stairs creak in my house, I expect to see the cat there.

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-17 14:59:08

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Power:
🎵 New York
#NowPlaying #CatPower
newyorkceremonymusic.bandcamp.
open.spotify.com/track/2YrwSsk

@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 16:58:37

Oh no, just heard about Palmerston, former FCO Chief Mouser.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmerst

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-01-17 23:39:35

Seriously. I want to give you assholes money to buy “She Hulk” season 1 (and sadly probably only) but it looks like it’s time for one of my other streaming services to step in.
toot.cat/@cheetah_spottycat/11

@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-01-17 06:11:17

ICE agents detain Navajo man in Arizona, ignoring US, tribal IDs (Arlyssa D. Becenti/Arizona Republic)
azcentral.com/story/news/polit
memeorandum.com/260117/p5#a260

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 13:03:20

Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague about how I recently learned most people have never sat on a crow it came up that she has never been sat on by a cat. Like, not even once during childhood.
Another colleague admitted they also have never been sat on by a cat.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on b…

An Open Access article in Nature details how data can now be written in borosilicate glass hard drives so it can last 10,000 years.
nature.com/articles/s41586-025
Now, scientists are figuring out which memes and cat pictures to keep that long.

@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-02-13 19:55:25

Avui compleixo 24 anys!
🥳🎉
De moment se senten força similars que els 23 que ja tenia xD
Com a regal dol naturalesa, avui ha estat un dia amb el temps tapat i amb pluja fina.
Com a fan dol pluja fina, ja m'estŠ bé.

Retall d'una captura de pantalla dol informació de mun usuari des del Subway Tooter mostrant el text ja canviat que diu que tinc 24 anys
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-16 08:36:50

RE: toot.cat/@androcat/11607938127
waymo-protected bike lanes

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2026-01-17 20:07:35

Told my son to pick up his jacket, he replied he couldn't.
He is right.

Grey/brown cat sleeping to to of a kid's winter jacket lying on the floor.
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-02-17 15:01:29

Qualcomm says UK consumer association Which? is withdrawing its chip royalties lawsuit that sought £480M for 29M iPhone and Samsung users, after a CAT trial (Sam Tobin/Reuters)
reuters.com/sustainability/boa…

@jake4480@c.im
2026-03-12 14:50:41

David Bowie’s single 'Cat People (Putting Out Fire)' came out this week in 1982 for the horror movie 'Cat People'. And I highly recommend seeing this ridiculous flick, as I did recently 😹
#Bowie

The cover for Bowie's single 'Cat People' from the 1982 movie of same name, with the cat lady in question pictured.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 18:37:33

Doing the “Yogurt Challenge” but it’s just me trying to eat yogurt without the cat hearing me.

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-16 07:00:11

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 19:07:28

*shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Video of a black cat and an orange cat both drinking from a water bowl at the same time. The black cat is drinking from the far end of the bowl, while the orange cat is drinking from underneath the black cat while facing sideways. Just normal kitty things.
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-17 16:57:08

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Doja Cat:
🎵 Aaahh Men!
#NowPlaying #DojaCat
mixhypeedits.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/2qGvxAK

@todbot@mastodon.social
2026-03-15 16:26:06

Patio lounging #caturday

Brown tuxedo cat lounging on his back in the sun on a concrete patio
Brown tuxedo cat lounging on his back in the sun on a concrete patio
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-01-15 15:59:40

The cats are being ridiculously cute this afternoon.

A white and tabby cat sleeping on a blue blanket.
A white and tabby cat curled up on a blue fluffy radiator cat bed
A white and tabby cat sat on a blue radiator bed, looking at the camera
A white and tabby cat sat on a blue radiator bed looking at the window
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-16 20:18:44

I put a hat on a cat. He seems to like it.

A hat on a cat('s back)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 21:11:56

Meow you see me, meow you don't

Two panel comic by cat-zy about their cat. 
First panel is labeled "What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding", and shows an orange cat in a mask acting like a ninja.
Second panel is labeled "What he actually looks like", and shows a very visible and fluffy cat sitting behind a table leg, hiding only its nose.
@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-02-17 20:30:16

@… the later transparent keyboards were lovely when pristine, not so good with cat hairs and biscuit crumbs.
@…

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-01-17 13:13:34

Exhausted from hunting for bumblebee socks, Pixie falls fast asleep. #caturday

A black and white domestic cat is curled-up, fast asleep, with a captured bumblebee-decorated sick at her feet.
@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-01-11 15:00:46

#cat

A brown and white cat on my back porch. It was eating until it became aware of my presence at the window; now it stares at me as if to say, “can’t you see I’m busy here?” The cat is clean and healthy looking but has no collar, I don’t know where it came from.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-14 16:35:39

Lulu bleps.
#cat #caturday #blep

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-19 15:41:47

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 I Think I See the Light
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/1R2n7mB

@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-02-17 18:17:07

Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 wants to know why it's taking me so long to grade these papers.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

Because he's sitting on both the stack of papers and the answer key.
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-12 13:30:09

Help me name this picture please #caturday #cat #CatsOfMastodon

My cat sleeping like a boss.
@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-01-13 14:42:58

Snurre the Cat is not affected by the snowfall. He keeps his cool, so to speak.
#CatsOfMastodon #snow

Snurre the Cat relaxing in the window, completely oblivious with regards to the outside snowmageddon.
@yaya@jorts.horse
2025-12-30 17:30:40

the other day I was saying cat cafés exist but I wish there was a cat pub
WELL I HAVE INCREDIBLE NEWS
thedrinksbusiness.com/2023/11/

me

The image feautrues a cat superimposed over a crowd of people from the Roman Empire. The text reads: "I wish I could go back in time to show people how smart I am", ROMANS - "so how does that 'electricity' work?", CAT - "Idk".
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-14 15:00:32

How I wish I was spending my #Caturday :

A tuxedo cat asleep on a white fuzzy window sill cat perch. She is sprawled out sideways, paws with pink toebeans out. She is in full sunlight, with shadow lines across her from the colonial style windows.
Same cat sleeping on the same window perch, just a different angle. A closer look at her face, eyes shut tight, nose scrunched as she actively snores.
@elduvelle@neuromatch.social
2026-02-15 16:37:40

Quite tempted to swap my beloved cat avatar for this one.. How can #HighlandCows look so stylish?
#Scotland

Photo of a Highland cow in a muddy pen, she is quite short but bulky, looking at me through her long hair, with round ears and pointy horns.
On the right side, a few more cows are eating in their feeder. A hilly landscape is in the background with bushes and pine trees.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 11:08:01

afaict — as far as i cat tail

@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk
2026-01-09 21:44:11

#cat #catsofmastodon #catstodon

On a pale bedspread is a tabby cat curled up in a circle, except for one forepaw stuck out.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-18 20:56:04

SOC – Security Operations Cat

Famous photo of a kitten sitting at a kitty sized desk and chair while using a kitty sized computer with CRT and keyboard.
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-07 05:22:52

#Caturday

Four-panel comic. Off the Mark, by Mark Parisian. 2002.
Each panel is identical except for the text. Rapunzel’s Tower scenario, but with cats.
Panel 1: A cat on the ground says, “Rapunzel, let down your hair!”
Panel 2: a cat up in the tower, hanging out the window, makes a coughing noise, “CHKK!”
Panel 3: cat in the tower goes HACK! And coughs out a hairball to the ground below.
Panel 4: cat on the ground asks, “Feel better?” Cat in the tower says, “Yeah!”

Commentary: yeah, it’s not very funny…
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-01-08 01:01:35

Aquest 2026 apunta maneres

Meme d'en Tintín parlant amb el capità. El capità comenta "Caram tu, quin 2026!", i en Tintín respon "Capità, si sols estem a 8 de gener.".

És una versió modificada de l'original.
Aquesta modificació fa referència a tot lo que està passant aquest 2026 (incendi de Suïssa i en Trump liant-la parda pel món sencer) i el fet que tot això ha passat en ben pocs dies.

En l'original, el capità es queixa dol setmana se li està fent llarga, i en Tintín comenta que sols és dimecres.
@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-16 20:48:05

and a signed keith haring poster, partially attacked by our late family cat, yellow.

Keith Haring poster with gash in it
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-17 15:35:22

Heartwarming cat/Kat story benhiiv.beehiiv.com/p/kat .
cc @…

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-19 20:47:03

:neocat_flop:

Black & white photo of a cat all tucked in and cozy in bed. Caption is:

"i'll do what i get home"

me when I get home:
@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-02-12 14:21:37

Tell you what, "owner". In my books, every day is #Caturday the 13th, CATpisci?
#cat #CatsOfMastodon

My cat looking at me like a mafioso.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-14 14:18:59

Sometimes I try to alleviate the pain by lying face down on a bed. Lately as soon as I do this there’s a cat on my back providing pressure and heat therapy. (And occasional acupuncture!)
#caturday #catsOfMastodon

A cat on my back.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-14 14:38:46

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Primus:
🎵 Tommy the Cat
#Primus
primusinoakland87.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/0kquzTs

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-17 08:57:13

I find your lack of Churus disturbing
#Caturday

Photo of a computer monitor With Darth Vader holding out his hand about to force choke someone, except the image is cutoff at the top. A cat head peaking over the monitor, however, perfectly lines up with Vader's helmet, giving the illusion that it's the cat about to force choke someone... (and to be completely honest, they probably would if they could for more snacks)
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-01-14 06:25:56

Caterpillar hits a $300B market cap for the first time, driven by demand for its data center power generation equipment; CAT is up 12% in 2026 to a record ~$640 (Matthew Griffin/Bloomberg)
bloomberg.com/news/articles/20

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-02-10 19:46:17

Thought I saw the #feral #cat coming for some scritches but no, that’s no cat

A possum walks across a long log being used as a retention feature in my back yard
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-18 23:57:53

⚠️ Product may shrink when wet.

Photo from above of an orange kitten being washed from the neck down in the tub. Because the kitty's head is still fluffy and dry, the little guy's body looks comically small, like a fuzzy bobblehead on a tiny body. This photo is the cat equivalent of those baby bum mall photos.
@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-09 15:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-10 16:57:08

#caturday

Single panel comic. Some cats are sitting around an office conference table. One cat is nudging a coffee cup at the edge of the table. The cat sitting next to that one is scowling. A cat at the head of the table is saying, “Oh for crying out loud! Just knock it off the table already so we can get back to work!”
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-02 02:01:19

Our cat needed some activities to keep him busy so he doesn't destroy the house. My partner bought a puzzle then I realized there are plenty of 3D models of cat toy puzzles as well.
rasterweb.net/raster/2026/01/3

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-02-11 19:32:24

So, one of the fun, silly things in our house was my wife getting our little black cat a new, fancier scratcher he just refused to use & her not getting him another one so *I* finally went & got one of the cheap ones, which he used
Me: “he’s using your scratcher finally!”
Her: “Really?”
Me:…

Picture of a small black cat snoozing in the sunlight lying in a cardboard scratcher like a bed
Picture of a same black cat in the sunlight lying in a cardboard scratcher having ofc woken up because I’m taking pictures of him and looking at me upside down
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-01-05 10:10:10

En #Maduro és un dictador antidemocrŠtic, malgestionador de l'economia (cap avall), i repressiu contra la ciutadania i suns rivals polítics.
Però en #Trump és un dictador antidemocrŠtic turbo-capitalista, malgestionador de l'economia (cap amunt), repressiu contra la ciutadania i suns rivals p…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-13 18:12:21

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@bourgwick@heads.social
2026-03-15 02:20:36

50 years ago tonight, the jerry garcia band in columbus. spring ’76, show #6.
audience tape: archive.org/details/jg76-03-14
recently surfaced soundboard of the late show:

ne Ase Of CONCUNTD CAT
21 ABSOCIATION WIT) JO ed CHI
PRESENTS
FEATURING
KEITH AND DONNA
GODCHAUX
JOHN KAHN
RON TUTT |
SUNDAY MARCH 14 ~~ AT 8PM
OHIO THEATER |
TICKETO ANC $6 LO ADVANCE
$0.00 DAY OF BHOW
LL
es By pALeys. Ureom
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-16 10:27:51

Silly cat woke me up at 3:30am so I took half of my pain meds because, well, pain. It’s subsided a bit since then… maybe I should try to get more sleep. 😴

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-08 19:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 07:30:35

It is now safe to turn off
your kitty cat :neocat_boop_cute:
:neocat_flop__w_:⁠💤

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-01-07 06:00:12

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-15 17:02:55

Today’s cat positioning photo…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

Cats
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-16 16:33:31

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Trouble
#CatStevens
eefbarzelay-clemsnide.bandcamp
open.spotify.com/track/2mEVBii

@netzschleuder@social.skewed.de
2026-02-06 15:00:14

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016)
A network of friendships among users on catster.com and dogster.com. Node represents a user, and edge exists if two users self-identify as friends on either website. The dogster/catster network also contains family links between dog and dog, cat and cat, as well as dog and cat.
This network has 623766 nodes and 15699276 edges.
Tags: Social, Online, Unweighted

petster: Pet owner social networks (2016). 623766 nodes, 15699276 edges. https://networks.skewed.de/net/petster
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 06:58:18

I must go, #Caturday needs me

Video on the cat laying on the floor next to the wall, but because the film perspective is also sideways, the kitty look like it's standing on an edge by a wall. After a bit, the cat turns its head, gets up, and walks away, making it appear as if its walking straight up a walk (as cats have sometimes been known to do)
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-16 15:35:59

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Miles From Nowhere
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/1HDEGwe

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-16 17:39:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Cat Stevens:
🎵 On the Road to Find Out
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/6que7uz

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 11:36:02

His favorite show is on 🤫

Video of an orange cat watching a video of birds on a TV from a bed. The orange cutie is VERY interested and even does the predatory kitty crouch before eventually just settling down as a loaf while facing the bird show.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-16 13:06:36

New rug

Photo of a longhaired cat laying on its back while spread out like a rectangular or rub. It's basically a reversed sploot, with legs spread (but you only see the tips because of the sheer amount of fluff emanating from the belly).
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 17:42:00

*SNIFFS YOU*

Close-up (and out of focus) photo of a cat sniffing the camera
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 17:18:14

RE: ohai.social/@dramypsyd/1162398
OP is a cat, and the SCAM involves not getting 2nd dinner

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-16 06:15:28

sup

Photo of a fluffy kitty sitting in an amazon.fr box on the floor like they're a human resting their arm on car door while their elbow sticks. Classic cool cat vibes, and would be very popular at school if they attended.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-12 10:52:35

I think the kitty likes the LEGO creation!

Photo of a tuxedo cat laying on a yellow chair with a LEGO tuxedo cat facsimile sitting next to them. The kitty's eyes are half open, and the do NOT look impressed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-12 10:19:01

It's called fashion, sweetie 💅

Four photos in slightly different poses of a black cat's back paw wearing a doll-sized high heal shoe. The first picture has the kitty peaking back while being held by the human wearing black polka dot pants, and the last one shows the fashionable peet in a stiletto like the cat is standing in it.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-03 06:00:46

Cat 2: Did–did you just sniff me?!
Cat 1: What? No, I am looking over here...

Video of a white cat sitting next to a grey cat. The first kitty sniffs the other one, then looks away real quick as the grey kitty stares at the white one.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 21:50:00

Don't forget to meow today! :neocat_scream:

Photo of an orange cat with its mouth open while meowing and while getting a double handed head pet
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-15 18:33:10

Painting of a Cherub 🖼️

Meme photo of someone holding a chunky cat with a slightly angry looking face in front of a painting of said chonker behind them. 

(artist: unknown)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-15 07:20:14

Kitty has something to tell you

Video of a very fluffy orange cat, meowing and purring at the human who's filming. The kitty keeping meowing while being pet and is quite talkative. Meow mrow meow!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 01:38:07

You didn't give me what I wanted when I meowed...

Ominous video of an orange and white cat sitting on top of a bookshelf behind the door with lighting facing upwards that gives the kitty a Batman style look. Caption is:

His revenge will be terrible 💀
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-11 09:21:11

Logging on... :3

Ralph from the Simpson's typing the word CAT into a Coleco computer showing a picture of a red cat.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-31 11:59:53

Touchy da fishy

Video of a fluffy cat laying down next to a pond with several large koi fish in it. First part of the video has the cat looking at something else while its paw touches the water. A koi comes to investigate hoping for food, and the kitty and fishy kiss. Second part shows the cat in a wooden walkway next to the water, and the cat gently booping a passing koi. Last part shows how the cat frequently visits and lays down at the edge of the water to watch the big fish.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-10 17:42:31

The PlayStation Can Produce Mind-Boggling Effects :wow_miku:

Photo of an orange cat looking at the viewer while sticking its head out of a hole on the bottom of a sideways paper bag. The kitty's tail can also be seen, but the way the paper bag is folded and with the color being close to the color of the cat, it makes the fuzzy goofball look like a low poly 3D rendering.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 13:06:23

Pakidge :3

Photo of an orange cat in a long rectangular box, the exact size of the kitty all stretched out.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-09 16:56:40

Air Quality Index: Cats

Walter's contribution to the air quality

Video shows a tuxedo cat laying in a sunbeam when they start scratching their chin with their back leg. Visible fur and cat dandruff can be seen flying out a result. The human filming proclaims "Oh-Kay!" and the caption by the kitty reads "My work here is done" when they stop.