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@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 02:18:05

Stolen to add #AltText. piefed.social/c/politicalcompa

A “Political Compass”-style dual-axis graph of political positions. The y-axis (vertical) is Authoritarian (at the top) vs Libertarian (at the bottom; the x-axis (horizontal) is Economic Left vs Economic Right. In each quadrant is an image of a cat. The top left (Authoritarian/Economic Left) shows a cat sitting in a cardboard tank—as in the armoured fighting vehicle. The top right (Authoritarian/Economic Right) shows an anthropomorphic cat in Tudor-style puffed robes. The bottom right (Libe…
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-03 13:40:17

1. #Cat comes onto your lap.
2. Hair is coming up while you're petting the cat.
3. You sneeze.
4. You feel guilty about sneezing while the cat's on your lap.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-03 02:03:33

Ban slanted laptop stands! :angery:
#Caterday

Video of a calico cat trying to lay down on the top of a laptop keyboard and failing because the laptop stand is slanted. Eventually the cat tries to smack stuff underneath it for revenge.
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-03 18:54:03

You're gonna punch me?"
"Yeah"
"Then you're gonna in trouble for that”
"Okay"
#OkayPunch #Shitpost #Shitposting

The image features a close-up, slightly blurry shot of a tabby cat. The cat's face is in sharp focus, with its right eye, a striking dark pupil surrounded by a lighter iris, prominently displayed and looking directly at the viewer. Its fur is a mix of brown, grey, and white tabby markings. The cat's left paw is raised and blurred, appearing to be in mid-motion, with a distinct white patch on the front. The background is out of focus and appears to be an indoor setting. To the left, there's a g…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-02 14:48:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Broadcast:
🎵 Black Cat
#Broadcast
broadcast.bandcamp.com/track/b
open.spotify.com/track/2Lbm0Ob

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-03 03:32:45

Help, I've Erie'd and I can't get up!
#CatsOfMastodon

My legs under a light pink blanket. Between my legs, a black cat is fast asleep, lying on her side with her head resting on her paws. Kind of blurry, as it was taken with a shitty webcam.
A better pic taken of the same cat on my legs. This one taken from above, with a cell phone camera. My silver laptop is partially visible, and Erie's white patches (her tummy, her back paws) are barely visible as well. Her eye is open just a slit (as she looks suspiciously up at my wife).
@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-05-03 00:30:53

The funny thing here is that the woman is called MacDonald, but she did it on the MacKay bridge
#Halifax

Franco the calico cat rescued from Halifax bridge after 40-kilometre trek from home
CBC Lite

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-05-02 08:57:47

I have a pair of end-of-life phones (CAT S61 and S62) with FLIR Lepton thermal cores in them.
Anybody know if there is a good way to disassemble them to salvage the thermal modules without destroying them? I don't care about the rest of the phone, it's gonna end up in ewaste.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 16:59:28

How does this cat keep winning? 😭

Photo of a cat in a rec room on top of a pinp pong table where someone has poker chips and cards layed out. The cat's paws are on top of four Ace cards as it stares at the camera in triumph. Kitty cleared me out of catnip... again!
@memeorandum@universeodon.com
2026-05-02 10:55:57

Trump is running out of options to contain gas price backlash (Cat Zakrzewski/Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/politics/20
memeorandum.com/260502/p8#a260

@hacksilon@infosec.exchange
2026-04-02 18:42:36

OH: "Cat Content Connoisseurs ( #CCC )"

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-03-02 12:02:58

Cat: Let me finally clean that distracted human mug of yours, as you seem to keep staring like a fish at that big glowy thing for more than an hour now [MoThErLy ToRtUrE]

@smurthys@hachyderm.io
2026-03-02 08:09:36

I think this pillow works better as a cat's belly. 🐈
Too #squishy.
#comparison

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-03-02 01:57:11

I kinda like living among lions (mountain lions). I wish we heard (or saw) them more often. We have plenty of deer for them to eat.
(We have had mountain lions come right up to our front door, and we have heard them - they sound like a cross between a human baby crying and a domestic cat.)
There also used to be bears - both black and brown (grizzle) around here. The black bears have returned to the mountains south of us, so maybe they will return here.
It is reported tha…

Big cats, bigger protections: Santa Cruz County mountain lions now listed as threatened
Mountain lions in Santa Cruz County recently gained new protections under the California Endangered Species Act after years as candidates for listing. Protecting six distinct puma populations around the state is a win for many dedicated researchers, but the move heightens the concerns about potential land-use and livestock impacts for developers, ranchers and farmers.

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-05-02 16:04:08

Sparky has had a busy #Caturday running around in the garden, and is now struggling to keep his eyes open, love him 💙 #chamedi

A young and moulting tabby and white cat lies folded up on the sofa, plopped against a human leg in black leggings.
@jaygooby@mastodon.social
2026-04-03 14:06:09

What’s that? Yes, I am trying to get some work done with a fully grown cat wearing a cone perched on my shoulder like a parrot.
Yes, it is quite inconvenient…
#CatsOfMastodon

Turnip rests on my shoulder wearing his cone, staring at the forbidden outside
@peterhoneyman@a2mi.social
2026-04-03 00:47:08

who's the boss?

This photo shows a stylish home workspace that blends industrial and mid-century modern aesthetics. The Setup: Black desk with Apple wireless keyboard and Magic Mouse Modern lounge chair with teal cushion and light wood frame A beautiful white cat sitting regally on the chair atop a traditional red geometric rug The Walls: Exposed red brick provides warmth and texture, decorated with: Architectural photo of a historic yellow building [OG Cass Tech HS] Abstract celestial art (red planet, c…
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-27 22:33:52

I got my standing desk at work mostly set up... one issue is that when it's raised up I can't see my calendar on the wall. I mean, I can see the cat, but not the days below the cat...

A standing desk
Monitor of the standing desk blocking calendar
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-02 10:16:54

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Wild World
#NowPlaying #CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/72NSLec

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-25 01:45:07

Getting a jump start on #caturday, before I forget.

Single panel comic. Saint Peter is standing at his kiosk in front of the Pearly Gates. The little halo above his head confirms his identity. In front of him a cat is sitting on a cloud. A fireman has climbed to the top of a ladder poking through the cloud, in front of the cat. He is holding out an opened can of cat food. The fireman is saying to the cat, “I don’t know how you got up here, but I’m here to help you down.”
Single panel cartoon. A man is laying alone on a double bed, under covers up to his armpits. His phone is atop a side table at his left. There’s a small lamp atop a side table on the other side of the bed. A cat is sitting on the man’s chest looking at him. The cat is saying, “You’re in my personal space.”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 03:05:40

RE: infosec.exchange/@chillybot/11
Indicators of Cat

Photo of a fluffy cat looking at the camera with a CAT label sitting on its head. When you have a labeler, everything needs a label!
@outer@mas.to
2026-04-26 14:42:58

@…
Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com
motivation
Thank you, Li Chen. Your comics are all great! Now it's time to buy your books, etc.
exocomics.com/store

Extra Ordinary cartoon, Copyright Li Chen. exocomics.com motivation Panel 1 (Robot shaking cat, who sleeps beside his food dish.) Robot: CAT. LET'S GO FOR A WALK. COME ON. Panel 2 (Owner Li Chen is drawing a comic.) Owner: he's very food-motivated Robot: OH. Panel 3 (Robot speaks to cat.) Robot: WALK OR I SHALL CONSUME YOU. (Cat opens eyes wide.) Panel 4 (Owner looks up.) Owner: wait that's not -- (Robot holds leash with one arm, the other up in the air, while cat pulls with vigor--sweating…
@larsfosdal@mastodon.social
2026-02-28 09:58:16

You are expected to lead me to your snack collection immediately. Do not dilly-dally.
#caturday #catsofMastodon

Snurre the Cat is awaiting the routine morning snack serving. A sizable gray cat spread out on the bathroom floor, looking intently at the photographer who is tending to some basic needs on a porcelain device.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-02-03 07:51:00

Dear Fedi, what should I do if my cat is awfully electrostatic? Should I get her some kind of grounding harness? Or perhaps one of these tapes that cars carry behind them?

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-01 22:36:59

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicArtistInResidence
Cat Power:
🎵 Nude As The News
#CatPower
rebuild1.bandcamp.com/track/nu
open.spotify.com/track/6cu0Dia

@tempus_fuckit@toot.cat
2026-05-02 13:47:41

Hello @… , I've got two issues with my Fairphone6 with eOS. Until today no answers. Do you have an idea how to get help? community.e.foundation/t/fp6-e

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-04-02 13:41:37

My cat: "You know I don't have anything else to do today, so I'll just sit patiently on your desk and stare at you from 15 cm away. Nope. When you occasionally look back at me and burst out laughing, that won't change my schedule either."

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-02-03 11:07:14

Today I will mostly be spilling coffee. Twice so far and it's only 11am. Have a photo of spark out Sparky, who has spilt no coffee whatsoever this morning.

A young tabby and white cat lies asleep at an interesting angle in the crook of a bejeaned human leg, on a grey sofa.
@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-04-29 02:09:45

The total #SolarEclipse on 12 August will be a low affair both for totality watchers in Spain (let alone Mallorca) and for maximum partiality watchers in Central Europe, so making sure you'll have a free horizon for solar elevations below 10° in the right azimuth is essential. And now is the time to test the location you have in mind as on the evening of 12 August the declination of the Sun will be 14°47' while on April 29 and 30 it will be 14°38' and 14°56', respectively, i.e. 9 arc minutes or 1/3 solar diameter lower or higher. So if you see the low Sun both today and tomorrow (and don't expect any more vegetation or buildings to materialize in the next 3 1/2 months) you can be sure that you can also see the totally or maximally eclipsed Sun on 12 August. (This dress rehearsal idea has already been promoted - e.g. in rac1.cat/meteo/20260428/341109 - in Spain.)

@davej@dice.camp
2026-03-03 01:25:22

My wife’s binging Private Practice. Six seasons of the most tedious and self-involved people on the planet fucking and whinging about fucking.
Were Dante alive today, this would be the circle where they send pearl-clutching wine aunts and helicopter cat fosterers.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-01 23:53:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Cat Stevens:
🎵 Here Comes My Baby
#CatStevens
open.spotify.com/track/4cgJeHc

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-27 13:44:47

You look like you need a photo of a cat lounging on a stack of Toshiba laptops from the 1990s

@cheeaun@mastodon.social
2026-04-30 03:34:30

🏕️ Got all the badges neal.fun/cursor-camp/

A “Camp Badges” game screen overlay in a cozy cabin, showing nine badge icons and a black cat lounging on a couch in the background.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-02 05:09:48

To Do List:
✅ Get bread

Photo showing an orange and white cat that's crawled inside a baguette bag. Caption at the top is: Not the bread I wanted, but the bread I needed.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-05-01 02:44:54

Is it true that when a tabby #cat is eating, its stripes are moving like a progress bar?
#shitposting

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 14:55:51

Back in 1992 or so there was a cat that would hang around the Fang Gang House in Madison and I called the cat "Claude" (because it's like "Clawed") and Milt call the cat "Mr. Roarke" but I thought that was a dumb name so I made a trading card for the cat with the name "Claude" on it.
I'll never name anything Claude (or "Clawed") again.

@ubuntourist@mastodon.social
2026-03-31 13:48:03

"Don't crush that cat, hand me the pliers." 😉

@cellfourteen@social.petertoushkov.eu
2026-05-02 13:33:37

Not a cat lover, but an #AI "viral" channel posted this video, Try curing cancer first a-holes 😔
"Easiest tell is the weird low hanging voids for doorways and extremely low res (no number plate details, some of the cars look squished in the background) and the building in the background makes no sense. General rule of thumb: if it's a 7 second video with low resoluti…

@nerb@techhub.social
2026-02-24 13:32:21

Guess the cat is proud of herself. Wife was in the other room so I placed a fried egg and small piece of ham on a plate by her chair Cat was asleep on the sofa on her heating pad. Figured she would not notice and had never seen her express interest in eggs before.
Went into the other room and a few minutes later heard the wife yelling at the cat. Came out and found the cat had taken her egg and ran behind the sofa with it.
Kitty will be 20 in May and apparently still has some ki…

@@arXiv_physicsatomph_bot@mastoxiv.page@mastoxiv.page
2026-03-03 16:05:33

Crosslisted article(s) found for physics.atom-ph. arxiv.org/list/physics.atom-ph
[1/1]:
- Spin-Cat Qubit with Biased Noise in an Optical Tweezer Array
Kusano, Shibata, Yeh, Saito, Nakamura, Yokoyama, Kashimoto, Takano, Takasu, Takagi, Takahashi

@david@boles.xyz
2026-02-15 16:31:05

Cat Heads in Space: The Novel That Grew a Body
Some books begin as sentences. Others begin as outlines or fragments scrawled on napkins at two in the morning. This one began as a sound. Specifically, it began as the sound of my own voice reading a line about a cat head floating through space in a Life Helmet, arguing with another cat head about whether their ship had a name, and realizing that the argument was funnier and sadder and more philosophically loaded than…

Cat Heads in Space: The Novel That Grew a Body | David Boles, Blogs
Some books begin as sentences. Others begin as outlines or fragments scrawled on napkins at two in the morning. This one began as a sound. Specifically, it began as the sound of my own voice readin…

@niklaskorz@rheinneckar.social
2026-03-14 11:27:41

A few pencil sketches I made of our cat Loki. Trying to get into drawing with almost no experience, and I love how even on this small example, sketching the same object three times already shows some immediate progress. :blobcatnomcookie:
#caturday #cat

Three pencil sketches of a cat. The first (top left) uses very basic, round shapes. The second (bottom left) is of a cat loaf without visible legs of tail, looking forwards in a slightly worried expression. The third (top right) is of a cat sitting on its hind legs, tail curled around the body, looking forwards in anticipation.
@XavizardKnight@mastodont.cat
2026-02-13 19:55:25

Avui compleixo 24 anys!
🥳🎉
De moment se senten força similars que els 23 que ja tenia xD
Com a regal dol naturalesa, avui ha estat un dia amb el temps tapat i amb pluja fina.
Com a fan dol pluja fina, ja m'estŠ bé.

Retall d'una captura de pantalla dol informació de mun usuari des del Subway Tooter mostrant el text ja canviat que diu que tinc 24 anys
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-01 23:09:53

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Cat Stevens:
🎵 The Wind
#CatStevens

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 02:12:45

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

Dexerto @Dexerto A viral browser extension forces you to stop scrolling by sending a giant cat onto your screen Cat Gatekeeper blocks social media with an unremovable cat overlay until your break timer ends
@AdamCoffman@mathstodon.xyz
2026-02-28 05:07:46

Pedro the #Math Cat 🐈 knows that everyone has to say "big stretch!" even when it is just a medium stretch.
#cats #CatsOfMastodon

More importantly, stretching is a healthy activity even in medium amounts.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-30 18:33:47

Theory: you should have multiple litter boxes, so every #cat has its own.
Reality: one cat goes through two litter boxes, relieving each need separately.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-03-25 02:02:40

This little lady has been hanging out with me pretty much non-stop since I got sick. She basically just leaves the bed for food & bathroom breaks. Absolutely THE BEST cat. #Erie #CatsOfMastodon

A mostly black tuxedo cat. White paws and a white chest, but from the back you'd think she was an entirely black cat. She's sitting on the floor, looking at the camera patiently (waiting for me to go back to bed).
The same tuxedo cat, walking up towards the camera. Two white paws are barely visible, and only a small portion of her white chest is visible, but otherwise a black coat. Her whiskers are white. Her nose is invisible, just black pixels with no defining features.
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-04-01 04:17:48

Mr Ek on a journey to the vet. It was his first train journey.
#cat #CatsOfMastodon #train

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-05-03 17:24:12

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Norma Tanega:
🎵 Walkin’ My Cat Named Dog
#NormaTanega

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-03-28 16:26:50

#caturday

Single panel comic. A small cat is walking away from a mangled ventriloquist’s dummy strewn over the floor in bits. The cat is saying, “The lap is my territory.”
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 08:35:05

Are you sure your cat is gaslighting you? You should probably feed them–they're clearly starving!

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-03-01 19:30:15

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats

A cat attempting to drink from a faucet and failing
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-24 12:22:12

RE: toot.cat/@plexus/1162830168377
It should also be noted that beyond the ethical, political and environmental issues with this is that it doesn't work:
1. There is on average no mid to long term productivity gain with actual real-world software development that isn't just a "wow see what it can do" demo. (Multiple studies have shown that now.)
2. It won't help with 90% of the work when professionally making software, which, believe it or not, isn't coding. 90% of the work is designing and planning the software (these are things that happen both upfront and during development).
Maybe you have seen the recent Microsoft thing rolling back features in Windows they added?
E.g. Copilot in Notepad. What they did is essentially outsourcing project management to developers who then outsourced it to LLMs. But an LLMs can't plan and design software, and arguably barely can even generate code that works (as in reliable and performant). So now they have a buggy mess with features no one wants and they're rolling it back.
There's no silver bullets in software development.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-31 20:59:23

Next on How It's Made: Easter Eggs!

Photo of a cat loafing in a closet on top of some towels with an egg placed next to the kitty. Caption is: Everyone congratulate Bort he just laid his first egg
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 14:36:30

Keeping a watchful eye on me…
#cats #catsOfMastodon #FediCats

A cat
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 15:02:57

RE: aus.social/@dgar/1163181216356
I'm a cat, so it's kind of my hobby

Low res and grainy animation of a fluffy white cat knocking stuff placed in front of them off a table. Fuck This Fuck That Fuck Those Too Fuck All These Fuck This Thing In Particular
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-02-28 12:47:35

For #Caturday we bring you Tails deciding she fits in the flower box. We have been inundated with flowers since Mum died and have to be sure to keep flowers and cats separated as Tails wants to eat them. They aren't usually allowed in the dining room so Tails is making the most of it 😄 Sparky is on the chair in the background, not being a nutjob.

A busy dining table scene that includes a young tabby and white cat perching in/on the small box in which a huge flower arrangement was delivered.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-04-29 19:30:30

Someone please bring me food, there is a cat asleep on my lap.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-29 02:06:11
Content warning: What do you call an AI-designed sex toy?

I don’t care even if the answer is obvious.
Why don’t you tell a loved one today that you love them? Or maybe snuggle your cat. Or make something nice to eat. Or tell someone on the Internet you enjoy their art.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-05-01 07:01:21

Sorry, I have some important things to attend to...

Photo taken Aug 1997 of an older lady on a corded landline telephone while she lies in bed next to tucked in black & white cat. Caption is: “Yeah I can’t come out tonight. Super busy”
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systems
2026-03-30 09:46:50

Me: not taking extra sugar. I'll be carrying a cat, so I'm not going to walk fast.
Also me: discovering how much of an effort is to carry a 5.5 kg cat in a carrier.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-25 09:16:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Cat Power:
🎵 Manhattan
#CatPower
cocho.bandcamp.com/track/cat-p
open.spotify.com/track/5T4Bf4a

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 16:11:08

A cat can never be held accountable. Therefore a cat must never take the blame. :ablobcatangel:
(This message brought to you by the Council of Cats)

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 19:54:42

Beware of Cat

Video of someone looking at a window with the sign showing a cat head and: WARNING 防犯ネコ 24時間作勤中 24H security system The video then pans to the left where there's an identical looking cat sitting by the window, staring directly at the human filming. The cat moves it's head slightly up as if signaling to the person that it knows... It knows...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 06:53:30

Kitty cat bongo

Video by 꿀잼꿀떡 of them spanking their black cat, kitty bongo style, to the tune of the 20th Century Fox intro. The kitty, while enjoying the butt pats, just sits there and purrs while looking around some. Caption in Korean is: 꿀잼 꿀떡 냥이 궁디팡팡으로 연주 하는 집사
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-23 22:26:32

Thwarted again! :blobcatgooglycry:

Caption: My cat keeps trying to steal the feather duster. Luckily, he never gets far. Photo of an orange cat holding a feather duster in his mouth while unsuccessfully trying to walk out with it through the cat door. Darn you spatial orientation!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-01 11:33:26

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/116
This was an April Fool's joke, btw. I'm not actually a dog wearing a cat mask... I'm a cat wearing a cat mask.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 09:35:00

Fun Fact:
While many think cURL by @… stands for "Client and URL", it actually got it's name from what a sleeping cat does!

Photo of a tuxedo cat (like the tuxedos Daniel Stenberg sometimes wears to FOSS events) all curled in a circle on a bed.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-28 21:07:51

WIMDY!

Photo by Kaydeeseeds of their VERY fluffy black & white cat, Luna, enjoying the wind while she sits in the grass. Assume a spherical cat...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 14:50:26

:update:

Two panel comic by adamtots showing a cat loafing on a couch while zoning out. Top panel shows two people talking off screen while the cat just sits there. Person 1: He's been staring off into space for hours. Person 2: I wonder what's going on in there? Bottom panel is a zoom in of the kitty's face showing a message in his eyes. FIRMWARE UPDATING 67% About 45 minutes left
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-27 20:02:33

The cat sounds a little horse

Photo of a cat laying down with its head inside of a horse mask.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-16 21:11:56

Meow you see me, meow you don't

Two panel comic by cat-zy about their cat. First panel is labeled "What my cat thinks he looks like when he's hiding", and shows an orange cat in a mask acting like a ninja. Second panel is labeled "What he actually looks like", and shows a very visible and fluffy cat sitting behind a table leg, hiding only its nose.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-24 17:06:03

Cat work is real work

Video of someone monching and running their face on their orange and white cat is just sitting there, calmly staring something off screen. The demeanor of the cat shows that this is probably a daily occurrence. Caption at the top is: It's either this or the streets...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-30 02:10:59

Boxes filled with packing peanuts were like mimics for cats.

Old flash photo of a cat, covered in styrofoam peanuts, trying to shake them off but failing to because of all the static electricity on its fur. A dog nearby watches in amusement.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-31 17:45:12

Don't forget to stretch those peets!

Video of a fluffy cat sitting next to the edge of a couch. The kitty decided to get comfy, so it stretches its back paw feet (peets) off the sofa and between its front paws in a ridiculous manner (like its a people)
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-29 22:03:50

Who ordered a basket of floof?

Photo of a fluffy orange cat laying inside of a white basket. The kitty is all curled up with its tufts of fur sticking out. The only body parts you can really make out are some of its sleeping face and the tip of its tail. Everything else is just fluffy fur.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-01 23:28:03

First cat in space was Félicette :blobcatspace:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Félicette

Félicette - Wikipedia

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-27 21:05:29

Meow

Photo of Uni the munchkin tuxedo cat sitting in a box while meowing at the viewer. When the loaf meows, you answer :3
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-02 00:01:53

"One day, the first cat is gonna pee on the moon", I said to myself not knowing that one day my name would go down in history.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-28 03:36:41

Nuzzle time :3

Video of someone with glasses, pale skin, and dark hair slightly nudging a cat behind them on the couch with their face. The kitty, who was rubbing on a jacket nearby, then starts rubbing its face and chin all over the person's face, nose, and glasses.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-23 22:27:36

You've already eaten, kitty!

:angery:

Photo of the "angery" cat meme showing a white & orange cat with squinting eyes, a crinkled nose, and a partial open mouth. By human expressions, the kitty looks angry, but it's actually just a well timed shot of a cat about to sneeze
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-24 00:26:58

RE: social.treehouse.systems/@ptrc
:neocat_thief:

Photo of a cat with a sausage in its mouth while leaning on a sliding glass door to be let inside. Caption is: Cat returns with sausage stolen from unknown neighbor's bbq...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-30 15:06:08

*POOF* you're now a cat!

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-26 18:54:17

Introducing the baby to your best friend

An absolutely, ridiculously cute video showing a fluffy orange cat getting comfortable next to doggy (pitt mix?) laying down on a bed with her very young kitty nearby. The momma cat uses the dog as a pillow an reaches out to the kitten, as if introducing them. Cuteness overload!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 04:00:05

RE: infosec.exchange/@catsalad/115
Puppies and cats are always fun to watch

Video of four golden retriever puppies jumping up and trying to lick and play with a fluffy cat on a stone bench by a fence. Unfortunately for thr kitty, who just wants to sit on the bench, one puppy gets their tail and eventually brings them down. Face lick ensues, and the cat, who is being gentle to the little doggies despite the tail tugging, eventually breaks free to return to the stone bench. Tail swishing from the cat shows slight irritation, but the smartly position their tail away from …
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-16 19:07:28

*shlorp shlorp shlorp*

Video of a black cat and an orange cat both drinking from a water bowl at the same time. The black cat is drinking from the far end of the bowl, while the orange cat is drinking from underneath the black cat while facing sideways. Just normal kitty things.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-24 04:46:53

RE: mstdn.social/@GayDeceiver/1161
Hello Kitty tactical gear and armed to the teeth with nothing but cat toys, cat snacks, and catnip.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-26 19:19:52

This is what happens when you boost AND favorite a post

Video of a cat on a cat wheel, when another one jumps on to join. The two kitties then both use it while jumping over each other.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-27 17:41:02

Kuberkitties

Video of a cat resting inside a plastic jar that is sideways on a table. When the kitty notices the human filming, they struggle to squeeze back out, and then sniff the container while considering going back inside the cozy container.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-26 22:50:56

ⁱ ˢᵉᵉ ᵘ

Photo of a fluffy cat peeking up from some stairs. All you can see of the kitty is its head from the nose up. Ambush incoming...
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-29 18:39:31

Floor lion

On today's episode of Orange and Jobless Video by yvetteblake_rn shows an orange cat laying on its back on the floor while a robotic vacuum tries to clean on and around them. The kitty meows in protest when the robot keeps bumping into them, but refuses to move from its comfy spot. Fight the system, kitty!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-27 08:08:03

*3am rolls around*

The original Doom cover art showing the Doomguy battling hordes of demons while surrounded in hell, except the Doomguy has been replaced by a house cat running full speed, and the game title has been changed to ZOOM.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-28 05:23:51

rundll32.exe catte.dll.notavirus,#1
#TrustMeBro

Sticker of Rexie cat (aka Catte) "smiling" will their mouth slightly open and eye squinting
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-03-29 14:26:48

why wakey when you can do this?

Photo of a cat tucked into a blanket completely while sleeping on a pillow. Max comfort has been achieved in our lifetime!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-21 19:02:44

Weeeee!

Video of a playful cat laying on its side on a hardwood with its feet next to a wall. The human filming rolls a ball in the middle of the floor, which makes slide itself sideways to catch it. Ball is caught, and the cat disappears as it keeps sliding left out of view.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 15:09:46

Orange cat discovers snow. :neocat_reject:

Video of two people's feet next to an open sliding glass door. An orange cat runs out, excited about going outside, only to discover all that white stuff (snow) is cold and wet. Kitty stops mid-sprint and then retreats slowly the way it came.
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-20 14:46:51

Has science gone too far?

Photo of a calico cat wearing calico cat pattern human socks. Well really it's two photos melded together to give the illusion that the kitty has human feet, but to me it's a work of art!
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-16 15:07:55

Black Cat Facts 🐈‍⬛

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BLACK CATS A black cat's favourite pastimes are shenanigans, antics and hijinks Contrary to popular opinions, black cats are brilliant pets that will guard your home not only from intruders but from supernatural forces as well Black cats are associated with Halloween because they hate Christmas Black cats will eat 17 ghosts per year and don’t even want your thanks [Photo of a cute black cat pinned to the "fact sheet" with a paper clip, dossier style]