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@jake4480@c.im
2025-09-03 02:29:56

I made a Pokémon card of my cat. He starts with negative HP and his attacks are pretty weak

A Pokémon card of my cat, his Pokémon name is Bigdildo and he starts with negative HP. His attacks are Closeness and Puke
‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-07-03 13:19:20

@… Funny that they cited HP-UX being an “implementation of standard UNIX System V” as a major factor—when it wasn’t ;-)

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-07-03 13:19:20

@… Funny that they cited HP-UX being an “implementation of standard UNIX System V” as a major factor—when it wasn’t ;-)

@arXiv_mathNA_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-01 08:14:51

$hp$-adaptive finite element simulation of a static anti-plane shear crack in a nonlinear strain-limiting elastic solid
S. M. Mallikarjunaiah, Pavithra Venkatachalapthy
arxiv.org/abs/2507.23195

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-07-31 21:44:54

It is hard to comprehend how screwed up is HP's "Instant Ink" program.
Although one can remove a printer from the program, one can not remove the printer - it hangs around on HP's webpages and it emits notifications (even if unplugged) like a zombie.
There seems to be no way to sign up a new printer (assuming I wanted to sign up) except via a smart phone.
(A set of new cartridges for the new printer costs more than I paid Amazon for the entire new printer,…

@jkmartindale@mastodon.social
2025-07-02 21:33:29

Today's episode of Terrible Corporate HP Laptop Running Managed Ubuntu: plugging in an external monitor causes both displays to go black, but unplugging the monitor crashes the system

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-07-22 21:17:00

Urteil: Autonomy-Betrug an HP war viel kleiner
Hewlett-Packard hat 2012 Autonomy übernommen und dann massiv geschönte Zahlen entdeckt. Doch der Schaden ist gar nicht SO groß.
heise.de…

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-08-27 20:41:15

HP reports Q3 revenue up 3.1% YoY to $13.9B, vs. $13.7B est., Personal Systems revenue up 6% to $9.9B, and forecasts Q4 profit above estimates (Dina Bass/Bloomberg)
bloomberg.com/news/articles/20

@debellum@ludosphere.fr
2025-09-02 13:59:38

[Blog] Mistrigti
#inclassable
debellum.hirlimann.net/index.p

@crell@phpc.social
2025-06-27 04:48:49

How HP's poor strategic and systematic thinking by HP destroyed WebOS and $1.2 billion, a platform before it's time that deserved better.
philmckinney.substack.com/p/i-
(Fun fact: the lead desig…

@brian_gettler@mas.to
2025-06-24 08:37:11

This band comes in at the top of the list of music I'd like to hear in a dive bar. I also wouldn't be at all surprised to find the band members nursing a beer (or four) inside when I walk in the door.
Supersuckers, "Roadworn and Weary" (1997)
youtu.be/HP-nRS5Pklk

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-07-29 21:48:28

Should I be surprised? We just replaced an aging HP ink jet printer with a newer version, also from HP.
About the first thing it did when powered on was to scream about how HP brand ink cartridges must be used, how other cartridges may not work and and that firmware updates may invalidate them in the future.
And that a nearly continuous internet connection is required to use the cartridges that are in the machine, else printing would cease.
This seems to me to be a clear ca…

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-07-23 04:18:00

Mittwoch: Autonomy-Schadenersatz für HP, Sharepoint-Angriffe aus China
Übernahmeschäden geringer als beklagt Microsoft nennt Sharepoint-Angreifer Sportmodell von Opels E-SUV IT-Fachkräfte für EU Apple gegen Spyware im Iran

@muz4now@mastodon.world
2025-08-08 14:38:03

Check how your mix sounds through multiple popular headphone models with Kali Audio’s new HP-1 Multi-Reference Headphones
#MusicTech #MusicianTips

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2025-08-19 17:55:11

Gegen Spende: drei Patronen für hp DeskJet 3050 und viele ähnliche. Eine schwarze XL und eine farbige neu, dazu eine angebrochene schwarze (HP 301/301XL)
First come, first serve, gerne weitersagen.

Drei Druckerpatronen für den HP DeskJet 3050
@DieGesellschafterinLang@swiss.social
2025-07-01 05:37:52

#GoodNews
Am 6. Juli wird der Dalai Lama 90 Jahre alt.
#HisHolinessDalaiLama
Am 5. Juli und 6. Juli 2025 werden Live-Webcasts zu Ehren Seiner Heiligkeit des Dalai Lama anlässlich seines 90. Geburtstags im tibetischen Haupttempel in Dharamsala, HP, Indien, übertragen.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-06-11 12:10:55

HP unveils Dimension, the first hardware built with Google's 3D video conferencing tech, featuring a 65-inch light field display, launching in 2025 for $25,000 (Emma Roth/The Verge)
theverge.com/news/684859/hp-di

@UP8@mastodon.social
2025-08-11 14:02:41

Repairing an HP 5370A Time Interval Counter
#electronics

Electronic device with a huge number of red 9s on an LED display and lots of buttons that look soft rubber with really sexy rounded corners as well as BNC connectors and the top is open so you can see roughly ten circuit boards in the back
@tydalforce@mastodon.world
2025-06-21 11:53:35

I don't normally share vids, but wow this is cool
weather.com/news/weather/video

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-06-13 07:24:00

HP Dimension: Googles 3D-Videokonferenzlösung Beam hat einen hohen Preis
HP hat mit dem Dimension ein erstes marktreifes 3D-Videokonferenzsystem angekündigt, das auf Google Beam, auch bekannt als Project Starlink, setzt.  

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2025-08-27 13:00:21

Given the way Americans drive these days, I’d consider buying this vehicle.🫡🇺🇸

2013 Ram 3500 Tradesman 4x4 ~18,200 Miles, 820-hp Cummins Turbodiesel, Gun Turret. Military-style vehicle for road-legal driving in America.
@dennisfaucher@infosec.exchange
2025-06-04 12:04:30

Perfect for Grandma
gizmodo.com/best-buy-is-basica

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-08-26 23:06:51

La deuxième détermination est également très intéressante:
«Le Grand Conseil émet le vœu que le Conseil d’État interrompe ses relations avec les sociétés HP Inc. et Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HP-E), afin de ne plus continuer Š soutenir financièrement une entreprise complice des crimes de guerres de l’armée israélienne.»

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-08-26 23:06:51

La deuxième détermination est également très intéressante:
«Le Grand Conseil émet le vœu que le Conseil d’État interrompe ses relations avec les sociétés HP Inc. et Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HP-E), afin de ne plus continuer Š soutenir financièrement une entreprise complice des crimes de guerres de l’armée israélienne.»

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-07-15 02:25:00

Another free laptop I got recently is a an HP 14-dq0005tg but there's no power supply and I don't have a power adapter that will fit. Reviews seem to suggest it's pretty crappy so I don't even want to bother with getting a power supply for it.
It's lightweight and slim, but the 14" screen seems to be just 1920x1080 and supposedly has "noisy cooling".
I may just see if I can send it to HP for recycling.

@stefan@gardenstate.social
2025-08-13 23:17:05

Hate to bring up HP but no other book has given me as close a feeling as when I read HP. Truly a joy to read with the world feeling both real and magical.
#books #fantasy

the cover of To Shape a Dragon's Breath. a red cover with a red dragon head kind of covered in feathers.
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-07-30 10:30:55

Sources: the US intelligence community persuaded the DOJ that allowing the HPE-Juniper merger was essential to US national security and competing with Huawei (Mike Allen/Axios)
axios.com/2025/07/30/merger-hp

@seedling@dice.camp
2025-06-07 06:14:05

I had this idea for a Cairn lifepath generator where there are three stages of life and you roll 1d6 for your stats at each stage, and also get appropriate items.
It has not been playtested, it's barely been proofread, but I've been having a lot of fun generating guys
perchance.org/lt8m69fg35
#ttrpg #CairnRpg

Based on Cairn.

You have 2 HP.

Your childhood: You grew up in relative luxury, the child of minor nobility. You have a gold holy symbol on a cord (petty).
Add 2 to STR, 3 to DEX, 5 to WIL, and an extra 2 gp.

After, you were trained in matters of religion.
Add 3 to STR, 2 to DEX, 6 to WIL.
Start with a staff ( d6) and a holy symbol which the undead avoid.

You never became a priest because you were accused of heresy
Add 2 to STR, 5 to DEX, 5 to WIL
You might know facts about cults you encount…
You have 5 HP.

Your childhood: You were orphaned (or so they believe). You were found with a religious amulet (petty). Add 2 to STR, 4 to DEX and 4 to DEX.

As you grew up, you you started working in the mines.
Add 5 to STR, 5 to DEX, 3 to WIL
Start with a pickaxe ( d8) and helmet (1 ).

After several years, after a friend died in a cave-in, you knew you had to leave that life behind.
You have a cart and a strong but stubborn donkey.
Add 1 to STR, 2 to DEX, 5 to WIL.
You have 6 HP.

Your childhood: You grew up doing hard but honest work in the fields. You have a roughly carved wooden religious amulet (petty).
Add 3 to STR, 5 to DEX, 5 to WIL.

As you grew older, you learned from the village herbalist.
Add 3 to STR, 3 to DEX, 4 to WIL.
Start with a poisoned sickle ( d6, target is impaired if blood is drawn), 3 uses of a medicine restoring d4 STR, and knowledge of the effects of common herbs.

You left town after you traveled too deep in the woods and found y…
@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-08-06 08:32:00

HP Reverb G2 & Co: Neuer Treiber macht Windows-VR-Brillen wieder nutzbar
Ein neuer Treiber bringt die von Microsoft unbrauchbar gemachten VR-Brillen von HP, Samsung, Acer und Lenovo wieder zurück. Es gibt allerdings Einschränkungen.

@jamesthebard@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-16 16:35:20

The new SwissMicros DM42n came in and this thing is awesome and also built like a mini tank. Got the `db50x` firmware installed as well and it's gonna take some time to figure out where everything is at. However, absolutely loving this thing.
#calculator #hp

The SwissMicro DM42n sitting on a Space Shuttle mouse mat beside a fountain pen.
@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-06-28 21:08:49

So HP is buying Juniper.
Reminds me of this old t-shirt:
cavebear.com/old_cbblog/pictur

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-21 04:24:17

Didn't know about 75% of these...
▶️ All 27 Harry Potter Actors That Were Replaced (HP Explained)
#harrypotter

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2025-06-18 13:02:30

Crazy, I’m posting about 100BaseVG and HP-VUE on the same day!
So, one more thought… Back in the day, we ran a DUX (diskless cluster) of about a dozen Snakes (HP9000/720) over 10Base2. They had disks for local swap and scratch space (context-dependent files, anybody?) and ran #HPUX 9.
And it worked fine. Booting all machines at the same time obviously was slow, but there was rarely any…

@fell@ma.fellr.net
2025-06-18 11:17:34

I was just browsing for all-AMD gaming laptops (which are surprisingly rare) and this came up.
Oh boy, check out my all-AMD laptop with an AMD GeForce RTX 4060 GPU!
Is this the beginning of the AI apocalypse?
#Gaming #Hardware

Screenshot of https://www.notebooksbilliger.de "Gaming with AMD" category. The top entry is a HP laptop with an "AMD GeForce RTX 4060" GPU.

(The GeForce RTX 4060 is made by NVIDIA, not AMD)
@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2025-06-19 13:16:00

Ahh. ... Elon did it again...
Video:
#SpaceX

Screenshot from video

SHIP 36 STATIC FIRE

TANK FARM ACTIVE 19:53

CRYO LOAD

ABPADRE VIA STORYFUL

STARBASE, TEXAS

JUNE 18

WS.

SpaceX's Starship exploded as fuel was loaded for an engine test at its Texas facility.

VEHICLE TESTING

Pause (k)

>

SHIP 36 CONDUCTS SINGLE ENGINE STATIC FIRE AT THE MASSEY OUTPOST

23:01 storyful.

06/18/2025
Screenshot from video.

SHIP 36 STATIC FIRE

TANK FARM ACTIVE

CRYO LOADING

19:53

22:10

WS.

The Elon Musk-owned company said the rocket "experienced a major anomaly while on a test stand."

FABRICATION

Pause (k).

FIRST NEXT-GEN SUPERHEAVY POSSIBLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

23:02 storyful

06/18/2025
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-07-17 15:31:02

Firestorm Labs, which has contracts with the US DOD for its 3D printed drones, raised a $47M Series A and plans to grow its fleet of airliftable xCell factories (Colin Demarest/Axios)
axios.com/2025/07/16/firestorm

@arXiv_astrophSR_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-07 09:08:43

Rediscussion of eclipsing binaries. Paper XXVI. The F-type long-period system HP Draconis
John Southworth
arxiv.org/abs/2508.04218 arxiv.or…

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-08-06 16:15:16

Etwas mehr der heute besonders häufig geteilten #News:
HP Reverb G2 & Co: Neuer Treiber macht Windows-VR-Brillen wieder nutzbar

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-07-27 21:49:24

@… The graphic on page 33 was made with Wingz on HP-UX ;-)
dynalabs.de/mxp/assets/ma-as-r

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-07-27 21:49:24

@… The graphic on page 33 was made with Wingz on HP-UX ;-)
dynalabs.de/mxp/assets/ma-as-r

@jake4480@c.im
2025-06-21 23:23:03

Saturdays are for Cosmo's and SVU, apparently. This is the furthest I've ever gotten in Cosmo's and now I'm a little stuck, gotta look up a walkthrough 😂
#CosmosCosmicAdventure #Steam #SteamGames

Cosmo's Cosmic Adventure on my HP laptop via Steam, I'm on level 7 and have a decent score of 874,700- stuck though. SVU on in the background
@arXiv_condmatsuprcon_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-26 09:08:06

Optimization of superconducting properties of F-doped SmFeAsO by cubic anvil high-pressure technique
Mohammad Azam, Tatiana Zajarniuk, Hiraku Ogino, Shiv J. Singh
arxiv.org/abs/2508.17929

@thomastraynor@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-18 16:56:21

Looks like it is time for a new printer. The old one just won't connect. Everything I do and it says it is connected, but when I check the Linux and WIN10 boxes say it isn't there. It is an older machine (over 10 years old) so it owes us nothing.
Looking at a machine that will hook into the 5Ghz part of the network, mega tanks and decent reviews and... NOT HP!

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-18 13:15:36

⇢ What I find more surprising is that the 720 was actually a little too slow to run HP-VUE smoothly, which makes me wonder how it ran on 68K-based machines…
So people typically used either twm or HP-VUE Lite. There seems to be hardly any information online about the latter (apart from the documentation

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-18 13:15:36

⇢ What I find more surprising is that the 720 was actually a little too slow to run HP-VUE smoothly, which makes me wonder how it ran on 68K-based machines…
So people typically used either twm or HP-VUE Lite. There seems to be hardly any information online about the latter (apart from the documentation

@heiseonline@social.heise.de
2025-08-07 05:15:17

Noch einige der zuletzt hier besonders häufig geteilten #News:
Nach dem Ende von Windows Mixed Reality sind alte VR-Brillen bald wieder nutzbar

@arXiv_mathDG_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-06 08:41:00

A Note on Zoll Manifolds with Entire Grauert Tubes
Kyobeom Song
arxiv.org/abs/2508.03352 arxiv.org/pdf/2508.03352

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org
2025-06-18 12:22:50

… or “liquid glass” gimmickry, for that matter.
But unlike what most replies suggest, this isn’t #CDE, this is HP-VUE, the ancestor of CDE.
#retrocomputing

@arXiv_mathNA_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-08-19 09:50:20

$\boldsymbol{H}(\textbf{curl})$-reconstruction of piecewise polynomial fields with application to $hp$-a posteriori nonconforming error analysis for Maxwell's equations
Zhaonan Dong, Alexandre Ern
arxiv.org/abs/2508.12904

@iam_jfnklstrm@social.linux.pizza
2025-08-08 06:27:32

vardagliga skav: Jag har inte gjort någonting alls i mitt kontor sedan igår, men nu blippar min dator oavbrutet om att en usb-enhet inte känns igen.
USB enheter som används? Donglar till tangentbord och mus.
Donglar som definitivt funkar, tangentbord och mus.
Någonting som inte funkar, min jä**a HP Grishbook

@WldMnDave@social.linux.pizza
2025-07-17 23:56:09

Since I have found that installing #linux has become easier and easier the last few years, I decided to conduct an experiment. I gave my 10 year old daughter a usb stick and had her install it on a Dell laptop from 2011.
I recorded the whole thing (recorded her on my phone while a capture card recorded her screen). And for the most part, it went well. There was an issue about the corre…

Dell computer with Linux Mint
HP laptop with Debian video capturing the Dell
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2025-07-22 17:05:57

Nvidia rival Hailo announced the general availability of its second-generation AI accelerator chip, the Hailo-10H, with HP among its early adopters (Dylan Martin/CRN)
crn.com/news/components-periph

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-18 13:02:30

Crazy, I’m posting about 100BaseVG and HP-VUE on the same day!
So, one more thought… Back in the day, we ran a DUX (diskless cluster) of about a dozen Snakes (HP9000/720) over 10Base2. They had disks for local swap and scratch space (context-dependent files, anybody?) and ran #HPUX 9.
And it worked fine. Booting all machines at the same time obviously was slow, but there was rarely any…

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-18 13:02:30

Crazy, I’m posting about 100BaseVG and HP-VUE on the same day!
So, one more thought… Back in the day, we ran a DUX (diskless cluster) of about a dozen Snakes (HP9000/720) over 10Base2. They had disks for local swap and scratch space (context-dependent files, anybody?) and ran #HPUX 9.
And it worked fine. Booting all machines at the same time obviously was slow, but there was rarely any…

@debellum@ludosphere.fr
2025-07-12 10:17:32

[Blog] Juste de la bash entre des Mongols et des Maures - un rapport de bataille de saga
debellum.hirlimann.net/index.p

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-18 12:22:50

… or “liquid glass” gimmickry, for that matter.
But unlike what most replies suggest, this isn’t #CDE, this is HP-VUE, the ancestor of CDE.
#retrocomputing

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-18 12:22:50

… or “liquid glass” gimmickry, for that matter.
But unlike what most replies suggest, this isn’t #CDE, this is HP-VUE, the ancestor of CDE.
#retrocomputing

‪@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-18 10:24:27

@… @… Yes, of course!
Come to think of, I think I DID install an EISA card into our 735/125: a 100BaseVG card (can’t get more HP than that…)

@mxp@mastodon.acm.org‬
2025-06-18 10:24:27

@… @… Yes, of course!
Come to think of, I think I DID install an EISA card into our 735/125: a 100BaseVG card (can’t get more HP than that…)

@arXiv_mathNA_bot@mastoxiv.page
2025-06-12 08:29:21

A discontinuous Galerkin plane wave neural network method for Helmholtz equation and Maxwell's equations
Long Yuan, Menghui Wu, Qiya Hu
arxiv.org/abs/2506.09309

@nitrml@tyrol.social
2025-08-16 11:32:55

Der Internationale Strafgerichtshof bereitet Haftbefehle gegen die rechtsextremen israelischen Minister Bezalel Smotrich und Itamar Ben-Gvir vor
Wegen ihrer Bemühungen um den Ausbau illegaler Siedlungen im Westjordanland werden Haftbefehle gegen die beiden Politiker erwogen. Noch liegen die Entwürfe auf den Schreibtischen des IStGH..
($): #Israel #BenGvir #Smotrich #Kriegsverbrechen #Westjordanland