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@crell@phpc.social
2025-07-30 15:38:24

We don't need AI to produce nonsensical gibberish. Humans are exceedingly good at that all on their own.

A plastic shipping bag. It says "Made in China."

A warning message reads:

"Bags non-toy supplies. This bad is at risk of suffocation and should not be used within the reach of children. After removing the goods please rationally abandon the bag. If necessary, please knot."
@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 03:46:39

I'M BEGGING YOU, PARAMOUNT... PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T SCREW THIS UP.
(I can't take another Section 31 or Halo the Series)
▶️ First Look Teaser | Star Trek: Starfleet Academy
youtube.com/watch?v=JrGvZoJNoO

@ErikUden@mastodon.de
2025-06-29 19:04:13

thank you, satan

A fake advertisement by “hell” (imitating the “shell” logo, the oil company) saying “We're changing the oceans into rainbows for LGBT+ pride” (the background of the image looks like an oil spill, which always looks like a rainbow on the floor. In case you're blind and this is how you're finding out that oil spills look like rainbows, please let me know)
@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-07-30 02:51:58

Folks anywhere near a coast on the Pacific: please check whether there is a tsunami warning in your area.
m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/11493988268

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2025-05-30 11:34:44

No please (Designers need it) — but give us a switch for the ones who want to change it
mastodon.social/@sjvn/11459195

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2025-06-30 13:51:02

A friend recently lost his wife tragically, and in memory of her, please donate to the Trevor Project.
give.thetrevorproject.org/camp

@kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-05-30 06:20:30

CSS Minecraft
There is NO JavaScript on this page. All the logic is made 100% with pure HTML & CSS. For the best performance, please close other tabs and running programs.
😲 benjaminaster.com/css-minecraf

@shriramk@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 15:06:16

In today's misdirected email collection, I got this message. What are the odds this number was a pure coincidence? The service (which I'm not naming!) is for an Indian smart home device. What could possibly go wrong? #InternetOfShit

Dear User,

Here is your OTP: 123456

Please do not share this OTP with anyone.
@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2025-06-30 10:41:55

Refactored file load/save logic in ngscopeclient to use a type safe ID table design instead of just blindly casting void*s around. Long overdue.
This should have no end user visible impact but if anything broke please let me know.

@BootsChantilly@mstdn.social
2025-06-30 19:50:13

I've had an earworm for 2 days now. Feel It Still (from Portugal. The Man.). It's the kind of earworm where you keep singing along. Out loud. It must be annoying--especially since today I'm singing it w/ the lyrics from Please Mr. Postman.
Imma make it stop by replacing it w/ a new earworm.

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-06-29 20:07:11

🔁 Please boost! 🔁
Yo #Austria, if anyone knows someone who owns or has a way for me to get Zoë Straub – The Acoustic Sessions, I would seriously appreciate it! It was listed on eBay, and I tried to bid, but some scumbag outbid me.

Zoe representing Austria with the song "Loin d'ici" during a rehearsal before the first semi final of the Eurovision Song Contest 2016 Stockholm.
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scot
2025-07-30 17:08:12

I've written a wee letter to My MP, John Cooper (Conservative, Galloway and Dumfries) on #Gaza.
I'm sharing it in case you're thinking of doing the same, to link you to the sources I've used. Please do not simply copy my text, since multiple copies of the same letter have much less effect than multiple original letters.

@luana@wetdry.world
2025-06-30 13:20:02

Anyone else got this issue on Feditext? If so, please do chime in there
#Feditext

@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 14:48:08

Dear men.
Please stop shaming our gender by being this kind of idiot.
Thank you.
beige.party/@RickiTarr/1145971

@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-07-31 00:58:03

Time For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#PaintASongOrPoem

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@lukem@hachyderm.io
2025-05-30 09:43:04

Brain, get our shit together, please.

@w6kme@mastodon.radio
2025-07-30 04:51:14

I shouldn't need to say this...but if you're reading this in Ventura County and considering going to the beach or one of the harbors to watch tonight...please don't. At the beaches you likely won't notice anything, but the whitewater from broken waves may suddenly be a lot further up the beach than you expect. Not fun at night.
A tsunami is really a change in sea level. The harbors are going to fill up by a foot, and it *could* be messy. Stay away and out of the way.

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2025-06-30 14:02:34

Brazil: Protect the mangroves and tropical forests of Tauš-Mirim! rainforest-rescue.org/petition

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 21:20:11

Mar-a-Lardo
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@avalon@jazztodon.com
2025-06-30 19:30:17

"No es Moda” doesn’t aim to please, it aims to disrupt.
No es Moda / Kumbia Dos Pasitos | Conjunto Media Luna
conjuntomedialuna.bandcamp.com

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-30 12:05:39

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #ClassicalLive
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Mariam Batsashvili, BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra & Ryan Wigglesworth:
🎵 Piano Concerto No. 20 in D minor
#WolfgangAmadeusMozart
open.spotify.com/track/2QRoSQW
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@threeofus@mstdn.social
2025-05-30 07:55:10

1/ Watched more #openhouse with C again last night (series 3 episodes 1 and 2). It’s common that only one of the partners in the relationship really wants to be there - and the other is going along with it to people please, and out of fear of losing the other one.
I think the reasons and motivations for going into

@Cognessence@social.linux.pizza
2025-05-29 18:20:42

@… - I’ve been dragged around to art show openings here, and some other things, and the person I’m with insists people check out the last album. And quite a few people who know a lot more about visuals than me say the cover is “so beautiful”, or words to that effect, unprompted. Please know your work has Icelandic appreciators. 😄 Thanks for a top…

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-07-29 16:56:30

What we know about the shooting at NFL headquarters nytimes.com/athletic/6522888/2

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-30 02:42:46

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SundaySoul
The 5th Dimension:
🎵 Stoned Soul Picnic
#The5thDimension
open.spotify.com/track/23OBcAy
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@southernwolf@furry.engineer
2025-07-31 00:33:14

Please Note: If you receive a reply that looks like this, it is fake and a malicious scam. Do not click on the links in the post. Report the post for spam to the Pawb moderation team and we will handle it.
Mastodon will never ask for your identification on our servers (or in general). On Pawb servers, we control the operations and we also will not ask for identification in this manner either. If that was required for some reason, we would contact the user directly and …

An image showing a new scam circulating on Mastodon and The Fediverse that asks for the user to click on a malicious link to verify themselves.
An image showing a new scam circulating on Mastodon and The Fediverse that asks for the user to click on a malicious link to verify themselves.
@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-07-22 13:37:42

I forget standards wonks aren’t the only ones paying attention to proposals.
“Please, can we have ARIA Notify”
nicchan.me/blog/please-can-we-
I was meh initially, and gave a pile of feedback in ARIA WG and at TPAC. It …

@rokku@soc.saiyajin.space
2025-07-30 16:42:15

@… there is an account requiring verification from me. please have a look into this, i think this is scam.

@LillyHerself@Mastodon.social
2025-06-28 20:49:19

A tiny bit worried about @…, on holiday (well-earned) in Greece, which is having a ridiculous heatwave.
Dear Mike, please don't go rock climbing!

@pgcd@mastodon.online
2025-07-22 06:16:00

theregister.com/2025/07/21/fos
Yes please

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-30 20:08:50

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #RileyAndCoe
British Birds:
🎵 Please Close the Curtains
#BritishBirds
britishbirds.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/4PoMcyR

@MAD_democracy@journa.host
2025-06-23 16:04:44

A must-read by Mark Jacob, Stop the Presses
Please, media, don’t turn the war into entertainment
#Journalism #Press

@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-07-30 00:58:00

Time For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#GnarlyDramaShows

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@pixelcode@social.tchncs.de
2025-07-29 00:26:46

Me when visiting #GitHub via Tor.
#Codeberg

Meme. “Mum, can we have Codeberg?” “No. There is Codeberg at home.” Codeberg at home be like:

GitHub web page titled “Unicorn!” (literally with an exclamation mark) showing a unicorn drawing and reading: “No server is currently available to service your request. Sorry about that. Please try refreshing and contact us if the problem persists.”
@barijaona@mastodon.mg
2025-05-29 07:00:30

Please, read this.
"An open letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who thinks my daughter is a tragedy" - by Anaïs Godard
mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-ope

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-06-26 19:25:49

More of this, please. me.dm/@funcrunch/1147512885731

@lilmikesf@c.im
2025-07-29 12:45:51

$Music Makes My World Go Round!
Please checkout my #Vinyl & CD Collection ... I hit a fiscal brick wall of bills and may be up to part with some choice titles...
My loss is yer gain ..See Something Suitable?
OK Mastodon #makemeanoffer !

Exuma
@ Exuma
9 1970 Mercury, Mercury, Firesky ...
pe. Vinyl(LP, Album, Promo)
Median value: $49.99
Second Time Round

Cymande
1973 Janus Records, Grt Corpor...
Vinyl, Gatefold (LP, Album,
Stereo)
Median value: $49.99
Remains Nonviewable
|The Effigies
 1989 Roadkill Records
SRA \/inyl(LP, Compilation)
Median value: $87.56

Southern Nights
Allen Toussaint
1975 Reprise Records, Sea-Sain...
- Vinyl(LP, Album)
Median value: $85.00

Frizzle Fry
PRIMUS Primus
LP 1990 Caroline Records
4 i Vinyl, Blue Translucent (LP,
Median value: $82.50
@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-07-28 16:39:57

#TerryPratchett #ShamelesslyStolenFromTumblr

jabberwockypie

“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying ‘End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH;, the paint wouldn't even have time to dry"

- Terry Pratchett, The Thief of Time

morvidra

“And there’s the sign, Ridcully, said the Dean. “You *have* read it, | assume. You know? The sign which says “Do not, under any circumstances, open this door?’

‘Of course I’ve read it, said Ridcul…
@matzekult@chaos.social
2025-07-29 12:00:23

Politics is an important part of the #StarTrek universe. But we are of course not limiting ourselves to human politics for today's #TrekTriviaTuesday question.
As always no googling and no spoiling the answer for others. Please boost after voting! :BoostOK:
Vote will run for 24…

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-05-28 18:10:40

Series C, Episode 13 - Terminal
SERVALAN: Oh, but they're not. The planet's evolution was massively accelerated. It developed through millions of years in a very short time. The creature you saw is not what Man developed from. It is what Man will become. I think I'm ready. [To Tarrant] Give the order. Please.
TARRANT: Take them up, Vila.

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@paulwermer@sfba.social
2025-05-28 14:44:30

the House #GOP #Budget proposes cuts to #Medicaid. Please ask your Senators to protect Medicaid - It's easy to do with the ACLU's letter at

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-31 03:20:15

Mar-a-Lardo
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-29 14:31:35

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #PacificNotions
Alien D:
🎵 Allusion
#AlienD
theorytherapy.bandcamp.com/tra
open.spotify.com/track/43gwTEz
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@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-05-30 00:58:00

Time For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#AnimalDreams

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@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-07-29 03:47:48

If — heaven willing — we are in for months and years of sustained protests, we are going to be hearing a whole lots from police about how protestors were “assaulting officers” and “resisting arrest.”
We will unfortunately be hearing about people detained under violent and inhumane conditions “suffering medical distress.”
Please learn to spot the BS right away, from that very first press release, •before• there’s video. Practice that now. Have that mindset at the ready.
5/

@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.social
2025-07-28 15:43:06

Some modernization planning for Duende IdentityServer. If you are in the #dotnet space, please leave your thoughts. github.com/orgs/DuendeSoftware

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-30 22:20:44

Donny McLiarface
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#satire #potus45

@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-05-31 00:58:06

Time For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#SitcomRealityShows

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@jorgecandeias@mastodon.social
2025-07-28 13:14:54

@… , this is absolute nonsense. Please stop immediately trying to put all of our digital lives in the hands of American tech giants.
manga…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-30 16:52:43

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
James:
🎵 Sometimes (orchestral version)
#James
jamessometimes.bandcamp.com/tr
open.spotify.com/track/7e7RYuX
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@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-05-28 18:10:40

Series C, Episode 13 - Terminal
SERVALAN: Oh, but they're not. The planet's evolution was massively accelerated. It developed through millions of years in a very short time. The creature you saw is not what Man developed from. It is what Man will become. I think I'm ready. [To Tarrant] Give the order. Please.
TARRANT: Take them up, Vila.

Claude Sonnet 4.0 describes the image as: "I can see this is an image from a science fiction television series showing someone in what appears to be a futuristic military or space-faring uniform. The costume features a distinctive burgundy or maroon colored tunic with decorative metallic studs or embellishments, and black accents at the collar. The person has curly brown hair and is holding what looks like a futuristic weapon or device. The setting appears to be aboard a spacecraft or space sta…
@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-06-30 00:58:02

Time For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @…
Some people shoot for the bare minimum. Some have no choice. Let's play!
#RulesToSqueakBy

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 13:20:16

Nectarine N*zi
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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-30 16:35:42

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Jimmy Cliff:
🎵 The Harder They Come
#JimmyCliff
poisonidea.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/2XIr0KT
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-29 20:20:14

Donny Nappleseed
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#satire #potus45

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-30 17:13:49

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Unknown Mortal Orchestra:
🎵 ONE HUNDRED BATS
#UnknownMortalOrchestra
unknown-mortal-orchestra.bandc
open.spotify.com/track/5hdrbks
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-30 02:20:17

Mandarin Mussolini
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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-30 12:59:48

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Early
Bruce Springsteen:
🎵 Tougher Than the Rest
#BruceSpringsteen
dirkdegroote.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/7i0VrdL
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-30 00:20:16

Marmalade Mussolini
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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-07-31 02:45:44

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AstralPlane
Improvement Movement:
🎵 Strange Secrets Worth Knowing
#ImprovementMovement
chunklet.bandcamp.com/album/st
open.spotify.com/track/0XDFrRl
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-30 10:20:14

President Pathogen
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-29 21:20:14

Ketchup Tosser in Chief
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@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-06-29 00:58:22

Time For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#DeepThoughtsOfLowHangingFruit

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-30 15:20:13

Tweety Amin
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-30 04:20:16

Ketchup Tosser in Chief
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@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-07-29 00:58:04

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#KidsMakeUpTheRules

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-30 04:20:11

Winnie the Coup
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#satire #potus45

@hashtaggames@oldfriends.live
2025-05-29 00:58:02

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#CookOutASongOrPoem

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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-30 14:20:12

Mayor McTreason
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-30 19:20:18

Diaper Donny
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-30 17:20:15

Gropenfürhrer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-30 03:20:16

The Florida Fondler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-29 17:20:11

Donny Dumpy Pants
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-30 06:20:17

Bunker Boy
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-30 01:20:14

Salmon Satan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 14:20:14

Pumpkin Pinochet
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-30 19:20:18

Disinfectant Dolt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-30 14:20:16

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-29 16:20:15

Commander in Cheats
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 03:20:15

Mar-a-Lardo
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 00:21:46

Donvict
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 06:20:14

Flag Fondler
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 15:20:19

Sir Lies-a-lot
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-30 01:20:17

Marginally Sentient Spray-Tan
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-30 08:20:17

Teddy Dozevelt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 19:20:12

Pumpkin Pinochet
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 21:20:16

Teddy Dozevelt
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-06-30 09:20:16

Der Dumpenführer
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 17:20:16

Orange Glazed Grifter
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-07-29 17:20:16

Fuckface McFuckington First Earl of Fail
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 16:20:19

Clownigula
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 01:20:15

Donny Little Hands
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 10:20:14

Comrade Krasnov
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 12:20:15

Donald John Tantrum
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-31 02:20:17

President Thump
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@45names@mastodon.social
2025-05-30 15:20:16

Commander in Cheats
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