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@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-19 03:04:51

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AstralPlane
Badge Époque Ensemble:
🎵 You Can Build a Palace, or You Can Please People
#BadgeÉpoqueEnsemble
badgeepoque.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/5AQ16FV

@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-12-18 14:57:55

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Telekinesis:
🎵 Please Ask For Help
#NowPlaying #Telekinesis
telekinesis.bandcamp.com/track
open.spotify.com/track/1xfx5HZ

@NFL@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-18 11:06:38

NFL Week 16 picks against the spread: Please, Colts, end the Philip Rivers travesty nytimes.com/athletic/6894779/2

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-19 00:55:39

It’s “fun” when the only instructions for some retrocomputing thing are in the form of an un-narrated video using Chinese on-screen text
People, please write blog posts again

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-19 02:20:11

Whatever it is for you, please fix it in your mind now. When events are unfolding fast, it’s easy for red lines to slide.
Fix your red line in your mind. •Picture it• now, so that you’ll know it when you see it. Remember it. Write it down. Put it in my replies if it helps you remember and commit to it.
Got it? OK…
6/

@vyskocilm@witter.cz
2026-01-19 10:30:38
Content warning: AI Microsoft slop shitpost

Nadela: please do not call it slop, it hurts the serious business
Copilot: hold my beer
Disclaimer: I asked Copilot to change the working hours in Teams for my account. Turns out you can't fight a MS slop with an another MS slop.

Copilot response Something went wrong. Please try again later.
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 15:30:43

Please share a link to your latest blog post!

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-02-19 21:15:46

Docs: DHS has signed a five-year, $1B blanket purchase agreement with Palantir, allowing agencies like ICE to skip the competitive bidding process (Makena Kelly/Wired)
wired.com/story/department-hom

@zachleat@zachleat.com
2026-02-19 17:12:28

@… @… dave, please pack up your doctypes by the end of the day

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 12:06:54

TASS is playing it well, picking a headline they know will please Trump.
"Kremlin agrees that Trump will go down in history if he annexes Greenland"
#Trump

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2025-12-18 11:03:50

NFL Week 16 picks against the spread: Please, Colts, end the Philip Rivers travesty nytimes.com/athletic/6894779/2

@crell@phpc.social
2026-01-18 15:23:29

More judges like this, please!
#uspol #immigration

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2026-02-18 13:17:47

If you want me to write a document, please let me know what KIND of output you expect? What voice, what length, what level of detail, what audience. Ideally, give me something similar so I can infer these things.
(Goes off stage left, grumbling, to continue writing his grant application)

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-12-18 19:17:33

Please keep in mind that even DMs can become public under the right conditions and opsec accordingly.

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-02-18 10:43:36

Please help me sister, I have sinned!

Heineman shared the message last night that her health was rapidly declining.
"It's time. According to my doctors. All further treatments are pointless," Heineman wrote.
"So, please donate so my kids can create a funeral worthy of my keyboard, Pixelbreaker! So I can make a worthy entrance for reuniting with my one true love, Jennell Jaquays."
Game developers have begun sharing their own condolences and remembrances in the wake of Heineman's death

@yaxu@post.lurk.org
2026-01-19 12:08:28
Content warning: Sheffield

If you live in or visit Sheffield and have been impacted by the excessive use of amplifiers on the moor by preachers etc, please sign and share this petition! #sheffield

@malik@Mastodon.Social
2026-01-17 23:26:55

Ivory users, how do you like the new behavior when you press the little rocket?
Before: direct boost, long press for quote
Now: menu with 2 items, boost/quote
Please boost for more reach. 💛

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-11-19 16:26:45

I added 3 more pre-order options:
adrianroselli.com/2025/11/pre-
If you have other suggestions, please share so I can update it. I tend to prefer non-Amazon options.
I also linked The S…

@CerstinMahlow@mastodon.acm.org
2025-12-19 14:00:01

I clicked “notify reviewers”
May I just start vacationing right now, please?

@elduvelle@neuromatch.social
2026-01-19 21:03:41
Content warning: H-1B US visa question

There is a #Trump proclamation (few months old) that imposes an additional fine ($100k) for applying to a new H1-B visa (the type that is used a lot by researchers).
Does anyone know for sure (with a source please) if this applies to those who are already in the US (for any reason, e.g. you were on a different visa or you are in the grace period of a visa)?
The original pro…

@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scot
2026-02-18 18:02:48

It's that time again. Please #giveblood if you are able. It takes an hour of your time and comes with a selection of snacks 😄 My blood is so tip top today that it's able to go to babies.

Photo of a plastic jug of water. Jug is printed in red with the words Thank you for helping to save lives blood.co.uk 0300 123 23 23
@davej@dice.camp
2026-02-18 07:52:08

If you thought *your* high school experience was rough, please spare a thought for poor Anus the Diviner. Celestial Lowland High was not kind to them. mastodon.art/@wizard_roll_call

@groupnebula563@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 22:36:30

I would like to once again ask people to please not spoil for @… what he hasn’t discovered yet, thereby ruining my plans for future posts :P
you are not an all-powerful entity, the whole point of this account is kel fending for HIMSELF

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 22:36:30

I would like to once again ask people to please not spoil for @… what he hasn’t discovered yet, thereby ruining my plans for future posts :P
you are not an all-powerful entity, the whole point of this account is kel fending for HIMSELF

@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2026-02-18 10:58:00

B13 - Star One
LURENA: Don't move!
PARTON: Please, Lurena. [She runs off. To the others: ] Get after her. Find her before she does any more damage. And don't bother to bring her back. Just kill her. I was right, we should have done it as soon as we knew.
blake.torpidity.net/m/213/160

@Schrank@phpc.social
2026-02-18 08:18:31

Someone posted last year a nice quiz about (in)valid email addresses. Can you give me the link again please? I think @… can help people with it 😂

@jswright61@ruby.social
2025-12-18 21:51:13

For the love of all you hold sacred.
Can we please adopt a UNIVERSAL standard for generating a new line in a web text box - sometimes its cmd-enter, sometimes its shift-enter sometimes you just can’t do it 😡
rest assured if you invoke the wrong key combo, there is a 99.999% probability that the form will be submitted with potentially disastrous results.

@paulbusch@mstdn.ca
2026-01-19 12:40:08

Good Morning #Canada
Today is a Public Service Announcement for all our non-Canadian Mastodonians. I know you're sad that you aren't Canadian but please don't hate us because we're awesome. This video will teach you a little bit about Canada and by practicing some of these phrases you can feel like one of us. Watch with caution as you might develop a love for mullets, maple syrup, and beavers. You've been warned.
#CanadaIsAwesome #Culture
youtu.be/evvzG0Xz69Q

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-01-17 10:49:14

Please insert Fediverse disk 2

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-18 17:24:16

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music
John Lee Hooker:
🎵 Bad Boy (Part 1 of 2)
#JohnLeeHooker
struttingbirdlofi.bandcamp.com
open.spotify.com/track/06DnjJY
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@kurt@nelson.fun
2025-11-19 19:32:02

Any random int'l travel recs for early December? I don't mind light rain/cold, no snow please.

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-17 23:20:03

Comrade Krasnov
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@PaulWermer@sfba.social
2026-02-18 19:15:06

San Francisco's leaders say we need to act on #climate. So why does #MayorLurie propose gutting San Francisco Environment's climate team? Please tell the SF Supervisors not to do foolhardy cost-cutting - the climate work is URGENT. Here's an explainer and draft letter to send:

@paulwermer@sfba.social
2026-02-18 19:15:06

San Francisco's leaders say we need to act on #climate. So why does #MayorLurie propose gutting San Francisco Environment's climate team? Please tell the SF Supervisors not to do foolhardy cost-cutting - the climate work is URGENT. Here's an explainer and draft letter to send:

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-01-19 20:47:25

I’m not keeping up with my replies here, not even close. Please know that your words of encouragement are welcome and mean a lot to me, even if I don’t manage to respond. It sustains all of us here to know that the world sees and supports Minneapolis.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-19 01:50:10

Anyone using UTM/QEMU with a NT 3.51 VM?
I’m looking for correct network settings. It detects NE2000 ISA and assigns an IP but I can’t ping anything.
UTM mentions to set IRQ to 9 but that’s not an option I see (it’s set to 2).
Mainly I want to access a FTP server on the host computer to transfer files.
👉 I know how to use search engines, therefore please only make suggestions if you are personally familiar with this, thank you. 👈

@davej@dice.camp
2026-01-18 22:35:00
@blakes7bot@mas.torpidity.net
2025-12-19 13:17:51

Series A, Episode 11 - Bounty
BLAKE: Keep your head, Vila! That way I might have a chance at keeping mine.
VILA: Yes. Avon?
AVON: What?
VILA: Shut up. Please.
[On the flight deck.]
SARKOFF: Blake is finished, I'm afraid.
blake.torpidity.net/m/111/405

Claude Sonnet 3.7 describes the image as: "The image appears to be a scene from the classic British science fiction series "Blake's 7." It shows three people in a futuristic, sparse gray setting that looks like part of a spacecraft interior. 

The individuals are wearing distinctive costumes typical of the show's aesthetic - one in a brownish patterned jacket, another in a grayish outfit, and the third wearing a black and white striped or chevron-patterned top while crouching down.

This appear…
@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 08:20:16

Payless Putin
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-17 02:48:03

I would like 1 unit of cheese, please.

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2025-12-16 20:21:29

A request for everyone: please don’t be this person. We’re going through a miserable time here in MSP, and reply guy snot does not make it better.
A •lot• of replies I got are about what is illegal, or should be illegal, or must be illegal, and…yeah, we know, believe me, we know. If what you’re offering is commiseration — as with most replies — I welcome that wholeheartedly! This sucks, and it’s nice to hear people say, “Yeah, that sucks.”
But please don’t come into my mentions to argue. Wrong time, wrong target.
mastodon.social/@wesdym/115731

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 13:20:18

Rumpelthinskin
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 20:20:15

Admiral Ipecac
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 03:20:12

Dementia Donny
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 16:20:03

Der Derpenführer
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-17 23:20:13

Pathetic Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 12:20:16

Toddler in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 07:20:18

Dachau Donny
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 17:20:03

Orange Julius Caesar
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 06:20:16

Douche Bigelow
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 10:20:03

Tang the Merciless
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 00:20:14

Der Derpenführer
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 23:20:14

Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 14:20:03

Walker: Taxes Evader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 03:20:03

Con Juan
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This is a joke, not a threat: no waterboarding please and thank you.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 16:20:19

Dipshiticus the Dumb
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 18:20:02

Girth Vader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 02:20:16

BLOATUS
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 16:20:03

Needy Amin
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 15:20:03

Count Flatula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 16:20:15

Pedoführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 10:20:07

Gropenfürhrer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 02:20:19

Little Donnie Small Hands
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-17 23:20:24

Nectarine N*zi
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 19:20:03

Poolius Sleazer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 15:20:17

Gropey the Clown
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 17:20:03

Paprika Pinochet
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 06:20:04

President TACO
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This is a joke, not a threat: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 05:20:17

Chicken Out Lout
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This is satire, not sedition: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 04:20:03

Cheeto in Chief
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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 20:20:03

Unhappy Gilmore
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 08:20:16

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 22:20:18

Groper Cleveland
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 05:20:03

Unhappy Gilmore
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-18 17:20:16

Comrade Carrot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-18 12:20:18

Orange Foolius
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-18 04:20:14

Hair Force One
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-18 22:20:15

Gropenfürhrer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 07:20:16

Pervert Hoover
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 07:20:04

Salmon Satan
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This is a joke, not a threat: don't send me to a camp, please.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-19 20:20:18

Don the Con
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-19 10:20:15

Been-a-Dick Donald
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-18 02:20:19

Donald Duck-the-draft
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#satire #potus45 <…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-18 06:20:02

Spurious Caesar
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 03:20:14

Donald Duck-the-draft
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 04:20:16

Big Daddy Poopy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 13:20:03

Blob the Builder
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-12-18 09:20:18

Donald John Tantrum
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-18 11:20:17

Drinks With Two Hands
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-19 07:20:15

Donny Dumpy Pants
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-19 05:20:13

Bargain Benito
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2025-11-19 10:20:16

Genghis Convict
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-19 04:20:03

Donye West
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#satire #potus45