@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.itme: "please floss"
8yo: *ignores me*
me: "PLEASE floss, it's floss time."
8yo: *jumps up*
8yo: "OMG A SPIDER WEB"
me: "Please floss. It keeps the spiders away!"
8yo: "huh? what? how?"
me: "Flossing gets out old chunks of food from between your teeth. If you don't get the old food out, it starts to rot. The rotting food attracts flies, who hang out around your mouth. The flies attract spide…
@servelan@newsie.socialAmerica, Go Back to Civics Class, Please
https://socialcontractwithjoewalsh.substack.com/p/america-go-back-to-civics-class-please
@aral@mastodon.ar.alMohammed has badly burned his leg with boiling water while making coffee.
(I’ve seen photos without the bandages and it is bad.)
Please help with his fundraiser as he will need additional funds as he recovers:
https://chuffed.org/project/mohshbairgaza
Thank you!
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@joergi@chaos.socialHello @…, this is there for a few days now. Can you please add our server to the pixelfed directory?
server is punk.photos
thanks in advance!
#pixelfed #pixelfedadmin
@EarthOrgUK@mastodon.energyMeasuring Our Electrical Appliance Energy Consumption - Read how once we have bought a gadget, we measure what it uses, and work out how to use it efficiently. No vampires here please! - https://www.earth.org.uk/measuring-appliance-consumption.html
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeplease help my son is very sick
@paulwermer@sfba.socialIt's the last week of the California Legislative session, and there are a number of #climate & #environment bills awaiting action in the California Senate.
PLease help! #350BayArea has an eas…
@PaulWermer@sfba.socialIt's the last week of the California Legislative session, and there are a number of #climate & #environment bills awaiting action in the California Senate.
PLease help! #350BayArea has an eas…
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioCongratulations! Your chair is now a part of a new family of ottomans!
Please choose an ottoman by the end of this week, as your chair will no longer function.
Important notice: Your butt scans were compromised and leaked to a third party.
Here’s a $1 coupon towards buying a new chair.
Good news! Chair is now called Ch33kSupportr.
We also made the logo look a dick.
You’re moving to a house built by a different builder or you’re moving internationally?
Too bad, but you will have to buy a new chair!
“Your house is too old. Please upgrade your house to be built in the last 3 years.”
3/🧵
@inthehands@hachyderm.ioI’m just going to say “crash 9 months from now,” a completely made up number that nobody will remember if it’s wrong and will make me sound eerily prescient if it’s correct.
Please help me out by completely forgetting about this post unless it turns out to be correct. Thank you. https://hulvr.com/@jimgon/115338428372476904
@stefan@gardenstate.socialplease give me drafts @…
@azonenberg@ioc.exchangeDear IC designers using poly for local interconnect between adjacent standard cells: could you please not? It makes standard cells more annoying to pick out since things don't all look the same and not all poly is part of a cell.
Signed, a cranky reverse engineer
@davidaugust@mastodon.onlineI had an old portfolio site for my writing (it was never very complete and omitted my Film/TV/stage work as I was under the impression corporate gigs wouldn't want to see that).
It was never getting visited.
I replaced it with "Please go to https://stuff.davidaugust.com/ for current artic…
@losttourist@social.chatty.monsterThoughts and Prayers please for Mark Knopfler's empty bank account. #TOTP
@muz4now@mastodon.worldAlt text - Why It's Important
- please use #AltText -
https://publish.obsidian.md/debbieohi/alt-text
@mgorny@social.treehouse.systemsDear spammers, could you please fix your scripts, so that when the mail server replies:
452 4.3.1 Insufficient system storage
Then you QUIT instead of following up with more crap? Thank you.
#spam
@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.socialPlease excuse this hasty message sent from a temperamental mobile phone!
@rperezrosario@mastodon.socialPoll: "I'm a server application programmer with a Fediverse account." This means that I mainly develop server-side applications.
Please consider quoting, or boosting for a more statistically significant result.
#programming #backend
@floheinstein@chaos.socialYou know you had too much DnD group memes when you hear the receptionist at the doctor's office ask someone "Can I have your name and birthday please?", and you have to stop yourself from jumping between them and shout "Nooooo!" #dnd
@hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#TvCharactersForgive
@grumpybozo@toad.socialThey need to stop releasing new versions pf Python and just fix the many that we've already got. https://mastodon.social/@hugovk/115333348041057866
@jtk@infosec.exchangeThere is an ActivityPub proposal that involves the #DNS.
I have only just discovered it and have not considered it deeply so I am reluctant to make any grand statements. It is not obvious to me why this is useful or better than alternative approaches. It appears to involve the use of TXT RRs, any new de facto use of which makes me skeptical.
@samir@functional.computerI’ve gotta run a TDD workshop next week, remotely. Any advice for how to do this successfully over a video call?
My plan is to pair people up, put them in breakout rooms, and hop between them, calling them back into the main room every 20 minutes or so.
For my sins, I am going to be using Microsoft Teams. If you have any particular advice with this contraption, please send it my way too.
@davej@dice.campI may be jumping the gun here, but “Der Starmführer” is just too good a name to leave laying on the table.
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#ukpol #palestine #terrorism
@hex@kolektiva.socialBecause this has shown up trending every couple of days for the last week or so, these are not clowns from #Portland. These are clowns from Germany in 2007. #PDX has it's own creative resistence. Let's celebrate the real things they're doing right now.
If you see this picture with the wrong info, please help correct it and don't boost it. It's a great picture. I understand wanting it to be what's happening right now.
I'm just pulling all this info from the other folks who've been debunking it. Thanks to everyone who works hard to keep us all honest.
Receipts:
https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/police-injured-in-germany-as-radicals-disrupt-2557545.php
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com@… @… Please put your glasses on before tooting.
@bici@mastodon.socialCigarette Butts: Small Waste, Big Impact!
Cigarette butts may be small, but they’re packed with toxic chemicals and microplastics that can seriously harm wildlife and pollute our environment. If you smoke, please dispose of your cigarette butts responsibly—never on the ground or near storm drains.
Always place cigarette butts in a garbage bin, or store them in a reusable pocket ashtray until you can dispose of them properly.
Let’s all do our part to
@cjust@infosec.exchangeWhen a company doesn't adhere to RFCs 2142 or 9116, but you still tryna reach out.
A tale in two acts.
#BugBounty #BountyBegging #RFC2142
@matzekult@chaos.socialSuperstition is still around in the world of #StarTrek. And we will look at one such example for today's #TrekTriviaTuesday question.
As always no googling and no spoiling the answer for others. Please boost after voting! :BoostOK:
Vote will run for 24h, then I will reply with …
@45names@mastodon.social
@cdarwin@c.imWhen Senator Wyden stated he’d heard from thousands of doctors and scientists concerned by RFK Jr’s policies,
Kennedy responded "I'll put my mailbag against your mailbag any day.”
Let's prove Kennedy wrong by flooding Senator Wyden's mailbag with the voices of scientists, doctors, and other professionals.
Please join this effort.
You can:
*Submit a postcard
*Help others send a postcard
*Spread the word
Please understand that the…
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #WordsAndMusic
Dotty Salters:
🎵 In Praise of the Weavers (Peterloo)
#DottySalters
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@theodric@social.linux.pizzaSomeone please open a shop selling postmodern fashion called ’The Avant-Garderobe' so I don't have to
@hippyjo@c.imOver 1300 days of Russian war crimes and genocide on Ukrainians, and the west has still done nothing substantial to stop it.
Wringing your hands and asking "please" of a murderous monster yields the expected results.
Meanwhile, the military industrial complex grows richer, and Europe continues to buy Russian oil and gas.
Fuckery of the first degree.
Witness Ukraine, and understand the disgusting truth of the horror you see. This is the protection that Americ…
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
St. Vincent:
🎵 Masseduction
#StVincent
https://stvincent.bandcamp.com/album/masseduction
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@aral@mastodon.ar.al @hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#GrandFatherTaughtMe
@bici@mastodon.socialOlivier Blanchard, former chief economist of the International Monetary Fund, published a poem on the social media that describes Mr. Trump’s negotiating technique, and the EU’s response:
“I am going to cut your arm.
Please do not, please, please
Ok, I shall be generous, and just cut your thumb.
Thank you, thank you. You are so generous."
#trump
@matzekult@chaos.socialNaming things isn't easy. Especially if you have to name as many ships and crafts as in #StarTrek. So lets see how good you are with names for today's #TrekTriviaTuesday question.
As always no googling and no spoiling the answer for others. Please boost after voting! :BoostOK:
@45names@mastodon.social @kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Tame Impala:
🎵 Dracula
#TameImpala
https://open.spotify.com/track/709ZIqPHyFOpx2QdjmeWAM
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@inthehands@hachyderm.ioPlease, please let this damned bubble burst so that this goes back to research-land where it belongs, and where we can have grown-up conversations again.
@hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#BuyOneGetOneFree
@45names@mastodon.social @aral@mastodon.ar.alPlease help Nour and her kids, if you can.
They are stuck in North Gaza.
A message I got from her on Signal, just now: “The situation is getting worse. The tanks are approaching the checkpoint, and there are preparations to close the road. My family and I cannot evacuate due to lack of money, and our lives are hanging in the balance. Please help me and my daughters. We haven’t slept from the intense fear. Our lives are in danger every moment.”
Please help and share if you c…
@hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#GrandpaASongOrPoem
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
Wolf Alice:
🎵 The Sofa
#WolfAlice
https://open.spotify.com/track/1ssxK9B6clZ8Gku2bYQHTh
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@45names@mastodon.social @hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#ContradictASongLyric
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Ini Kamoze:
🎵 Listen Me Tic
#IniKamoze
https://open.spotify.com/track/16utuQTGgstocQFKQoE51t
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@aral@mastodon.ar.alThe account at https://troet.cafe/@m7moodfamily (@m7moodfamily@troet.cafe) is a scam. It’s got hundreds of posts even though it joined yesterday and it links to gaza-verified.org even though we have not verified it.
I’m also seeing copies of the account on troet.cafe and elsewhere. Be careful with any a…
@hashtaggames@oldfriends.liveTime For 9 o'clock #HashTagGames hosted by @… Let's play!
#BartenderTales
@45names@mastodon.social @kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #SonicReducer
Tender Fury:
🎵 Can't Believe I'm Still Here
#TenderFury
https://open.spotify.com/track/2Ey3m883taQTmlxCvTPNpv
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#HomeOrAutoPetPeeves
@45names@mastodon.social @kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Expansions
Chris Luno:
🎵 Yes Baby (Monkey Safari Extended Remix)
#ChrisLuno
https://open.spotify.com/track/5VPo4yWk05Fb0AVhwTjniq
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