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@knurd42@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-23 06:43:05

Things I somewhat dislike about #Fedora Linux:
Its inconsistent approach to shipping new major versions upstream released as regular updates.
New major versions of kernel, firefox, thunderbird, and kde are regularly shipped as regular updates, mesa often as well (except when it's not 🙄) – gnome, libreoffice and a few other things otoh are never updated.
This "neithe…

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 17:46:46
Content warning:

Wow. #Payoneer emailed me to say they closed my account without providing any information as to why in a manner that I first thought was spam.
"Please note, we will not be able to reactivate your Payoneer account.
We will also not be able to reply to any queries you send to our Customer Care Department."
I don't log in often so I'm not sure if there's any …

Screenshot of Payoneer's email to inform me they have closed my account: " We regret to inform you that we have closed your Payoneer account and deactivated any Payoneer cards you may have. Unfortunately, you can no longer receive or make payments with Payoneer.

For further information, please take the following steps:
• 	Go to Legal Agreements and select your location.
• 	Click on Payoneer Services Terms & Conditions.
• 	Click on Termination and Suspension.

Please note, we will not be able t…
@seemannsmission@c.im
2026-02-24 06:21:05

Hi Seafarers!
Please help improve crisis intervention after critical incidents on board.
Here is a survey by WMU:
wmuhq.questionpro.eu/SEACARE
Please share!

Co-funded by the European Union Antwerp Seafarers' Welfare Deutsche Seemannsmission SUPPORT OF SEFARERS DIGNITY SPW6 Stichting Pasteraat Werkers Overzen SEA-CARE Project Survey HELP US to develop a practice-based training programme for Maritime Crisis Responders WMU Nederlandse Zeevarendencentrale Seafarers, Maritime Crisis Responders, persons working in Ship Management, crewing/ shipping agencies, P&l clubs, port state/port health SHARE YOUR EXPERIENCE! Confidential 15 minutes RESPONSE DEADLIN…
@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-02-23 09:27:45

On this Monday morning, please spare a thought for those who are starting the week off in cold, damp tents surrounded by the rubble of their previous lives, trapped within the clutches of an ongoing genocide that is the collective failure of humanity.
If you want to help, here’s a list of verified Mastodon accounts of Gazans and links to their fundraisers, ranked by how little support they got last week to feed their families and cover the basic necessities of life:

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-24 00:26:48

PLEASE FUCKING MAKE THIS NONSENSE STOP theverge.com/ai-artificial-int

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-04-24 22:54:02

Please use GoDaddy to help me search for alternatives. Maybe put some in your cart.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-03-23 17:45:45

Q&A with Jensen Huang, who says "we've achieved AGI", on running Nvidia, AI scaling laws, OpenClaw, future of coding, data centers in space, China, and more (Lex Fridman)
lexfridman.com/jensen-huang-tr

@pavelasamsonov@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 14:07:20

Before you ask a diffusion model to barf up a banner image for your article, please consider searching one of the many existing sources of fine & free media:
• Public Domain Image Archive
• Openverse
• Wellcome Collection
• Digital Bodleian
• Getty Open Content Program
• Wikimedia Commons
#publicdomain

@aredridel@kolektiva.social
2026-03-25 00:44:41

I am so happy to see video AI stuff dying a bit. Please die the rest of the way. Image generation too.

I’ve sent a formal invitation to the women’s hockey team.
If anyone with connections to the hockey team wants to have them email my team, please send my bio to them. I’m serious. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Here’s the link to my profile: bsky.app/profile/flavorflav.bs

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-25 03:04:51

Please don't spread misinformation. It was an anvil, not a piano.

Screenshot of a bluesky thread. First a screenshot of an AP article (basically an NYPD press release; yay stenography!) that reads: "NEW YORK (AP) — New York City police are investigating after officers were pelted with snowballs while responding to a massive snowball fight at Washington Square Park in Manhattan.

A video of the fracas shows two uniformed officers pacing a walkway in the park Monday as snowballs fly at them from all directions, hitting the officers and covering them in snow.
…
@Sustainable2050@mastodon.energy
2026-03-24 16:55:20

RE: fediscience.org/@ZLabe/1162811
Some attention for the extremely low Arctic sea ice extent please. We're losing it. Global emission reductions have to start now, and accelerate to get to net zero within decades.

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-22 20:11:50

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Tom Noble:
🎵 Please Take Me There
#TomNoble
razor-n-tape.bandcamp.com/trac
open.spotify.com/track/0PX0s6x

@vosje62@mastodon.nl
2026-04-24 13:52:16

/2
Ahh... Dr is een fix voor de onofficiële DeepL app in Fdroid.
Uit de mail:
'F-Droid users, please wait a few days for the update to be distributed.'
📸
#Fdroid #DeepL

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 02:10:00

Please rise for the MAGA Republican anthem.
▶️ Save the Rich (Official Video) by Garfunkel and Oates
#humor

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2026-03-24 23:47:48

California D party governor candidates, please get a clue!!!! All but two you you need to drop out immediately else the R's will sweep the jungle primary and move to the General election and there won't be a single D candidate on the November ballot.
Pick straws, roll dice, arm wrestle, do a dance off - just do *something* to winnow you down to two.
And do it NOW - by this weekend.

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 10:54:55

Not sure which one I find worse - "#please bro" or "#thanks #bro", lol...
youtube.com/watch?v=QwZmEpCNxc

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-04-23 15:07:46

Tomorrow morning I will try to revive jmusicfriday
Please participate!! 😉

@crell@phpc.social
2026-01-25 01:11:01

Bypassing #PHP visibility controls. Please don't do this often.
garfieldtech.com/blog/phptrick

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-03-24 02:25:25

Please call on Monash University to immediately end animal experiments and commit to ethical, human-relevant research, and in calling on those who funded, approved, and published these experiments to cease doing so in the future. act.pcrm.org/cf0kueCL-Em8DolD0

@danyork@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 19:13:57

RE: infosec.exchange/@S1m/11612717
Dear Mozilla,
Please do more of THIS kind of Firefox improvements, and less wasting time on AI features that very few, if any, are asking for.
Thanks,
A very long-time Firefox user

@ethanwhite@hachyderm.io
2026-02-24 14:54:18

Florida folks - it's crucial that we stop the latest attack on teachers unions in the state (SB 1296). Please contact the Senate Fiscal Policy Committee today by 4 pm using:
secure.ngpvan.com/8Rb6HrtN-UCj

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-24 19:12:30

We’re old, so we still have a landline. At least the handsets are cordless.🙄 I had to replace the old ones, and record a new outgoing msg. Because I’m a snarky asshole, this is the new message. “You dialed xxx-xxx-xxxx. Either we’re not home, or we’re busy, or we don’t recognize your number, or we do and just don’t want to talk to you right now. In any case, please leave a message.”

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 23:47:10

can all companies embracing “ai” please go fuck off onto the moon or something

@groupnebula563@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 23:47:10

can all companies embracing “ai” please go fuck off onto the moon or something

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-03-23 13:34:52

RE: turtleisland.social/@Yehuda/11
speaking of....
Please support if you can.

‪@todbot@mastodon.social‬
2026-03-24 17:00:16

@… Hi! Apologies I’ve been busy lately. The idea sounds cool! A few years ago I did a test of turning my “picotouch” into a linear slider MIDI controller. It was neat but a hack. To emulate the Continuum I think a touchscreen chip would be needed. Those have great resolution (and 2D!) but are a good deal more complex. I don’t have time to work on this, but please take …

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2026-04-23 17:01:46

#Shitpost #Shitposting #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

 boozician 17h
Please explain the difference
between Hamlet and MacBeth.

 wellfed_wellread 10h

Hamlet - Man think think think. Too much
think. Not much DO. Bad things happen.
Big sad.

Macbeth - man DO DO DO! Not enough
think. Bad things happen. Big messy.
@cybertailor@craba.cab
2026-03-25 04:54:47

Прикольно, мне пришло фишинговое письмо "New device just logged in your GitHub!", которое выглядит максимально похоже на настоящее.
Что было бы, если бы я прошла по ссылке?

Скриншот фишингового письма.

New device just logged in your GitHub !

New device detected

IP : 163.87.29.83 on Linux
Location : Kyiv, Ukraine
Date : Mon. 03/23/2026, 4:33 PM GMT

Please verify this connection using the link below.

Verify 

If you did not attempt to sign in to your account, your password may be compromised, follow this link: It wasn't me.

Thanks,
The GitHub Team

You're receiving this email because a sign in attempt requires further verification because we did not recognize …
@marjolica@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-24 08:40:41

Please don't exaggerate: while the most expensive 2026 football world cup final seat are being advertised at $2.3m each, peanuts if you are a billionaire, the cheapest (top row, behind goal) are on sale for a smidgeon less than $11k.
Even so, still completely daft prices.

@trezzer@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-20 09:47:41

It’s FINALLY happening. A package on the way from Commodore! (Please don’t require RMA, please please please)

@matzekult@chaos.social
2026-02-24 13:00:25

Size isn’t everything in #StarTrek. Unless of course when it is a question for #TrekTriviaTuesday.
As always no googling and no spoiling the answer for others. Please boost after voting! :BoostOK:
Vote will run for 24h, then I will reply with the correct answer.
How long was a…

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 15:20:05

Winnie the Coup
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@grahamperrin@bsd.cafe
2026-03-24 01:15:40

RE: mastodon.bsd.cafe/@grahamperri
@… your link is 404, not found.
Please, what's…

@laxsill@social.spejset.org
2026-03-23 13:45:26

gonna tell my kids this was piratpartiet

RE: Unauthorized Use of Dreamworks SKG Properties

As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States
of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe.
Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here.
For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.

Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium,
will result in
a) a suit being filed for harassment
b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for
sending…
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-24 17:38:45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #InTune
Graham Fitkin:
🎵 Treeline (Part 4)
#GrahamFitkin
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-04-23 16:21:55

🚨 If you use Bitwarden, please immediately read: socket.dev/blog/bitwarden-cli-

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-04-23 17:34:13

@… Hi, is this @…?
Rania, if this is you, may I please ask why you created a new account?
Verification becomes meaningless if you have more than one account. (And is therefore against our rules at Gaza Verified.)

@raysofred@discordian.social
2026-02-24 19:28:41

Please support me by checking out #art #artist

@kurtsh@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 05:40:25

I know some dudes in ICE that would probably welcome such a superpower.
From: @…
nerdculture.de/@Catlynn/116118

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-04-24 19:02:22

RE: #Gaza

@Kingu@sakurajima.moe
2026-01-25 01:54:56

I came home and opened Youtube and this is what my "short video" look like.
Not that I want a "short video" section to begin with but it's that kind of thing you can turn off for a limited time only... a concept I don't really understand but maybe that's just me.
But the thing is I am glad I opened this loops account. If you like japanese idols, please follow me at
@…

@groupnebula563@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 23:24:08

@… thank you for the follow. unfortunately, your banner appears to be AI-generated. you have been removed from my followers. please retry once your profile has been de-slopped.

@Dragofix@veganism.social
2026-03-23 23:28:22

Tell BLM: HMAP EA Must Include Fair Allocation of Forage for Wild Horses #AnimalRights

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 07:20:08

Tyrant from Temu
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@matzekult@chaos.social
2026-03-24 13:00:25

Marriage can have a lot of different forms and connotations in #StarTrek. But however you want to define it, we’ll take a look at one specific aspect for today’s #TrekTriviaTuesday question.
As always no googling and no spoiling the answer for others. Please boost after voting! :BoostOK:

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-24 23:55:13

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Johanna Rose:
🎵 Summer Song
#JohannaRose
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-21 19:50:20

Yes, please use ICE at airports, people will absolutely love militarized goons being assholes to them and randomly brutalize other passengers
Please do it

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 11:20:06

Pampers President
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-24 22:41:04

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #NightTracks
Leonardo Santos:
🎵 Tiempo Austral
#LeonardoSantos
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 10:20:06

Tangerine Taint Waffle
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-02-22 18:57:44

In case you want to report this Zionist hasbara account that posted this reply and blocked me, please feel free to.
(This is their new tactic. The anonymous cowards.)
PS. Be careful, they’re on a German instance, they might block you instead if the admins are pro-genocide also (it’s a very common thing in Germany).
#zionism

antizionist memes
@hydra4455@berlin.social
22/02/2026, 18:50
Replying to @aral
Advocating for lynchings, totally not a hate movement.
Totally normal rhetoric to call for hangings, dear. Deffo not hate speech.
#antizionism
ANTIZIONISTS
KNOW THEY ARE
KLANSMEN
THAT'S WHY THEY MASK UP
@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-03-24 23:37:42

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Huw Marc Bennett:
🎵 Can Y Saer Maen (Stonemason's Song)
#HuwMarcBennett
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- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 11:20:07

Donorrhea
bot by @…
This is satire, not sedition: please don't torture me.
#satire #potus45

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-24 22:06:22

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #LateJunction
Cocanha:
🎵 Clam
#Cocanha
open.spotify.com/track/2HxqQHJ
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 11:20:05

Emperor Palpateeny Hands
bot by @…
This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.
#satire #potus45

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-24 21:33:25

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #LateJunction
Randy Greif:
🎵 In the Distance
#RandyGreif
open.spotify.com/track/2KbjHfC
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 19:20:06

Spray-Tan Satan
bot by @…
This is a joke, not a threat: please don't ruin my life.
#satire #potus45

@BBC3MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-04-23 23:24:35

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on BBCRadio3's #RoundMidnight
Raffy Bushman:
🎵 New Life
#RaffyBushman
open.spotify.com/track/0YS4B8E
Please 🔁 BOOST to share what you like
- your followers don't see if you ⭐ favourite a post

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 13:20:06

Agolf Shitler
bot by @…
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 22:20:07

Der Derpenführer
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This is a joke, not a threat: please don't extraordinarily rendition me to a black site.
#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 06:20:06

Rip One Van Winkle
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 17:20:06

The Notorious P.I.G.
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 02:20:06

Pumpkin Pinochet
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 12:20:05

Tangelo Mump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-25 01:20:05

Der Derpenführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 18:20:06

Limburger in Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-23 06:20:06

Cockwomble-In-Chief
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 22:20:09

Humpty Trumpty
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 07:20:06

President Dumpster
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-25 01:20:06

L. Ron Chubbard
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 00:20:07

Jabba the Pizza Hut
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 14:20:06

Fanta Fascist
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 20:20:06

Draft Dodgin' Don
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 04:20:06

Der Pumpkinführer
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 09:20:06

Mein Coif
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-25 04:20:07

The Kompromat Kid
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 02:20:05

Walker: Taxes Evader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 21:20:07

Cheaty McCheats-a-lot
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-25 03:20:06

Combover Caligula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 18:20:05

Hungry Hungry Hypocrite
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-25 01:20:06

Softshell Chicken TACO
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 11:20:14

Drinks With Two Hands
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 05:20:06

Tang the Merciless
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 22:20:05

Donny Dorko
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 19:20:08

Rip One Van Winkle
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 22:20:07

Flabio
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 06:20:05

Yabba Dabba Doofus
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 03:20:05

Candyvan McTaco Twit
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-25 05:20:08

President Dumpster
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-04-24 22:20:07

Uncle Touch Too Much
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 23:20:07

Darth Tax Evader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-25 04:20:06

President Dunning-Kruger
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@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 08:20:06

Pissadent Chump
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 01:20:06

Darth Tax Evader
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-01-25 00:20:08

Super-Callous-Fragile-Racist-Sexist-Nazi-POTUS
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-25 05:20:05

Combover Caligula
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#satire #potus45

@45names@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 05:20:05

POTUS: Pedo Of The United States
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#satire #potus45