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One of the best humans I know is a disabled musician who cannot afford the materials to build a vocal booth. Please consider helping him build one so he can finish his vocals at home.
More details about the project and him are at: https://gofund.me/7c7c0d557

Websites/apps that require you to enter a 2FA code sent by text or email that disable or impair copy-paste:
Fuck you, please go bankrupt fast and make room for companies that don't hate their users.
#Security #Rant

Everyday, millions of "AI-powered Anime desktop Waifu" are being released.
Please stop.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@AlaaGaza2026/117256581731929853
"Please, we'll sleep on the street, donate me to a tent price, please."
Alaa is not someone I personally know, but she is verified; and this does look like a bad situatio…

If you want to know a bit more about SEO from a set of professionals not selling stuff and giving their time and experience for free, then please sign up for this free webinar. I know most of the speakers and they are all genuinely good folk and its for a really good cause.
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new phishing account just appeared with this post:
#mastoadmin

Are there any movements, groups, or volunteer-heavy organizations you are part of that you think work particularly well? Do you have an idea of what makes them work well? Any public statements of goals or values, or guidelines for people engaging in the community, that you feel contribute to successful functioning? Please share!

Ban Gambling Ads campaign
If you’ve signed the Ban Gambling Ads petition, you'll have received our email on that topic last week. If you didn’t, and are able to, please sign now! (And if you’re not sure, please go ahead because any duplicates are automatically deleted).
As a brief summary, we’re still a bit short of our target, so please suggest the petition to friends and family. This is our last chance before the petition is due to be tabled in Parliament early next week, d…

Ban Gambling Advertising Now
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Please don't follow someone advice blindly who will not be around anymore once the consequences kick in.

We keep hearing how lack of #AffordableHousing is a major problem for San Francisco -
So please, #MayorLurie, explain how dedicating revenue to address this identified problem is a #SlushFund. …

Lurie slams affordable housing tax measure
Mayor and public safety unions warn of a "slush fund."

We keep hearing how lack of #AffordableHousing is a major problem for San Francisco -
So please, #MayorLurie, explain how dedicating revenue to address this identified problem is a #SlushFund. …

Lurie slams affordable housing tax measure
Mayor and public safety unions warn of a "slush fund."

California voters - PLEASE - pay attention to the billionaire fuckery on the ballot.
NO to 41 and 42
YES on 40!
#california

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Lines of succession are different throughout the #StarTrek universe. But we’ll look at a particular prominent case for today’s #TrekTriviaTuesday question.
As always no googling and no spoiling the answer for others. Please boost after voting! :BoostOK:
Vote will run for 24h, then I…

Wir sollten damit anfangen, den Turing-Test als einen ELIZA-Test zu bezeichnen, denn das recht kleine Lisp-Programm ELIZA war wohl das erste, was Menschen davon überzeugte, ein richtiges Gegenüber zu sein.

Rep. Al Green is about to force a floor vote on H. Res. 1486, an article of #impeachment over directing ICE/CPB abuses & murders. Please call your congressperson’s DC office to push for an aye vote. For congresspeople to not is to reject the oath of office, corrosive to the #DemocraticParty

Pregnant. #AI. Agents.
This climate change is too slow, I’d like to order one meteorite strike, please.
https://www.occrp.org/en…

Albania's Cheerful 'AI Minister' Is the Product of a Government Agency Under Investigation for Massive Corruption
Prosecutors are investigating the agency that developed Albania’s AI-minister ‘Diella’ in a case that involves alleged rigged tenders, a kidnapping, and tens of millions in seized assets. The affair deepens doubts about how artificial intelligence will be used to address the country’s widespread graft problem.

Please #vote in the USA this year. We need to have a landslide in favor of a return to the #rule_of_law and common decency and eliminate the enormous jump in corruption throughout our government in the last 2 years.

Good news for Linux mobile users!
"We’ve been working on Linux ARM64 support and it’s now available for beta testing. There are Debian and AppImage packages available. We’d appreciate your help testing it on your favorite ARM processor! Please let us know how it goes and share your feedback here. :heart::penguin:"

Vienna Reading Party
https://www.instagram.com/p/Db3oZehjOK1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

vienna.readingparty on Instagram: "We are heading back to the Erdstall @bookiniste.1150, a cool haven within this hot summer. No registration is necessary, so feel free to just come by and read with us. Since this event takes place at a self-organized space, there won’t be a bar service. Please bring your own drinks. You are also very welcome to bring snacks and something to share, but it is completely optional. . Doors open at 7:30 pm . Bring your favorite book . Pick your reading spot and make yourself comfortable . Reading time starts at 8:00 pm(ish) . We read together for about 60 minutes . After reading, share your thoughts, read quotes, exchange recommendations, discover new books, or just enjoy the company. Looking forward to meeting you all at this special location. Lots of 🤍 VRP"
109 likes, 1 comments - vienna.readingparty on August 10, 2026: "We are heading back to the Erdstall @bookiniste.1150, a cool haven within this hot summer. No registration is necessary, so feel free to just come by and read with us. Since this event takes place at a self-organized space, there won’t be a bar service. Please bring your own drinks. You are also very welcome to bring snacks and something to share, but it is completely optional. . Doors open at 7:30 pm . Bring your favorite boo…

‘They slammed their M16s against his skull’:
-- inside the film about Amy Goodman’s fearless reporting
As "Steal This Story, Please!" charts her astonishing reports on everything from climate summits to earthquakes to massacres,
Goodman talks about dissent, censorship – and her ‘magic moments'
👉 "I consider an exclusive a failure,”
Amy Goodman says.
It is not a typical observation for a journalist to make,
but it is the approach a…

‘They slammed their M16s against his skull’: inside the film about Amy Goodman’s fearless reporting
As Steal This Story, Please! charts her astonishing reports on everything from climate summits to earthquakes to massacres, Goodman talks about dissent, censorship – and her ‘magic moments’

RE: https://mastodon.acc.sunet.se/@nate/117080660131042180
Sweden, you've got an election coming up. Please rid yourselves of that pack of creepy weirdos that got elected last time.

Draft Dodgin' Don
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#satire #potus45

Since we are one the subject of names in #StarTrek, let’s see how good you remember the names of small side characters for today’s #TrekTriviaTuesday question.
As always no googling and no spoiling the answer for others. Please boost after voting! :BoostOK:
Vote will run for 24h, th…

I wanted to use my #Jellyfin server for audiobooks, but failed in terms that it not seem to be capable of tracking progress, even after converting to m4b. Maybe it's just a skill issue, if so, please enlighten me.
However I found a great offline audiobook app, that is FOSS and even has features like. Character list, sleeping mode and more

So it's 2 hours before the Olivia Rodrigo concert in #Chicago, and StubHub has cancelled the tickets we purchased 5 months ago.
I wonder if anyone in Congress can help? I have all the receipts, I have screenshots of every interaction today.
The automated customer service bot ended the chat on its own, and we are not able to reach anyone at their 866 phone number.
Please boos…

RE: https://mastodon.energy/@TransitionShow/117248679476316421
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Please read this superb post by @deevybee.bsky.social
I agree with every word of it.
Science is endangered by the demand for speed and by AI slop.
https://deevybee.blogspot.com/2025/10/a-leap-into-future-or-off-cliff.html

My department is hiring!
We're looking for a quantitative sociologist specializing in any of:
- Political Sociology,
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- Technology and Society.
Assistant professor level (tenure track); deadline Oct 9.
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Oh, oh please make this happen. Please please let this happen...
#html

Declarative Partial Updates unlock a new Native Component Model | Jad Joubran
How declarative partial updates stream HTML out of order with markers and templates, preserve app state without a framework, and lets us move to a native component model.

Ochre Oathbreaker
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#satire #potus45

Arte hat im Moment einige australische Comedy-Serien im Programm. "Please like me" ist wirklich sehr witzig.
#arte

Please don't say Jesus "came in the flesh". It sounds so wrong

"Recent readings on liaison trends: teams, reorganization, training, & engagement" by Steve Cramer
https://liaisonlife.wordpress.com/2026/08/04/readings-on-liaison-trends/

Please consider this powerful essay for your Best Related Work lists next year.
@… https://wandering.shop/@therisingtithes/117069141711…

Heard a guy telling another guy about a friend who had an Android phone and she kept going over her 4GB/month limit, and he told her to turn off some apps and stuff 🙄🤦‍♂️
And they're really trying to sell us on the idea that giving 'AI' to the populace, to regular people, is going to solve everyone's problems? Fucking please

RE: #CoSocialCa members, the Annual General Meeting (AGM) is happening later this month.
Please RSVP and check …

Be sure to use AI when making
your next, I don’t know, meal plan,
for example. Definitely do not call
your friend who loves to cook and ask her
for her favorite recipes or tips or ways
to save time making meals,
because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped,
hearing, perhaps, about her father’s cancer
diagnosis or how lonely she’s been or even
what she’s planted in her spring
garden and then lost with the early frost.

Please Use AI
Be sure to use AI when making

I apologize to every person who's ever created a website I thought sucked.
I sucked, please bring back the scrolling banner text and the terrible ripped Rich Astley playing on page load that cannot be stopped.
The future is so much worse than your shit ever could have been.

FYI, there is still time to register for the #DefendResearch 9/15 webinar that will be focused on our project to surface the aggregate impact of censorship in public health and create tools to help strengthen efforts to fight back. Please help us spread the word! "From Anecdote to Evidence: Mapping the Impact of US Government Censorship on Public Health Research"

Default messaging app of trillion-dollar corporation uppercases an x at the end of a message but please, tell me again how AGI is just around the corner.

#AskFedi #DuckDuckFedi anyone know a domain registrar that:
1. isn't run by assholes
2. doesn't engage with "ai" (and, if possible, actively opposes it)
...the cheaper the better! please boost!

#AskFedi #DuckDuckFedi anyone know a domain registrar that:
1. isn't run by assholes
2. doesn't engage with "ai" (and, if possible, actively opposes it)
...the cheaper the better! please boost!

Donny Nappleseed
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#satire #potus45

please

OH (im Zug): "Can you repeat the code number, please?"
Klang erstmal wie ein Phishing-Anruf …

And they want us back to work four days a week,but the transit system is late, cancelled or the trains break down. Please explain why remote working is not the preferred option and RTO is so good?
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/o…

Commander-in-thief
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Hungry Hungry Hypocrite
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There are a lot of archeologists and history buffs in #StarTrek. But let's find out how well you know history with today's #TrekTriviaTuesday question.
As always no googling and no spoiling the answer for others. Please boost after voting! :BoostOK:
Vote will run for 24h, th…

Dictator Tot
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#satire #potus45

The Danny Fire is impacting areas of Los Angeles County.
https://lacounty.gov/emergency/
For updates, evacuation information, and official guidance, please visit
https://…

Please Look Up
Each episode highlights all of the fascinating constellations, planets, and asteroids that you should be keeping an eye out for in the night sky...
Great Australian Pods Podcast Directory: https://www.greataustralianpods.com/please-look-up-2/

Ah, finally, what we’ve been asking for for years: a browser setting (ideally, mandated by law to be on by default – that’s how it should be implemented to have the most effect) that sends a proper “do not track” signal that’s not a request but a legal obligation.
If this passes, and in the form described above, I do hope it also gets enforced (unlike, say, the half-arsed enforcement of GDPR). @…

General Liesenhower
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#satire #potus45

shoutout to the grandparent we just passed with an “OLD DRIVER, PLEASE BE PATIENT” sticker on their car

RE: https://mastodon.energy/@waltbaldwin/117406911929570069
I am on one of the... only six??
C'mon people. If you can, and you value mastodon.energy, please pitch in.
Remember: Nothing is free. If you want to enjoy social media that is…

Bypassing #PHP visibility controls. Please don't do this often.
https://www.garfieldtech.com/blog/phptricks-access-control-bypass

PHP Tricks: Access control bypass
This is old-hat to some people, but it's still a nice trick. PHP has long supported Java-esque property and method access control. Object properties and methods may be marked `public`, `protected`, or `private` to control what other code may access them. The general recommendation for years is that properties should be non-public in almost all cases, unless you're using the new `readonly` flag in PHP 8.1. (There's a good case to be made that object-level encapsulation is the wrong model in …

The Quicker Fucker Upper
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#satire #potus45

Humpty Trumpty
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Draft Dodgin' Don
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#satire #potus45

Jabba the Pizza Hut
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#satire #potus45

Commander in Fleece
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Mayor McTreason
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Sherbet Pervert
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President Dunning-Kruger
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#satire #potus45

Cheeto Pedo
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Circus Peanut President
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Der Pumpkinführer
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Dementia Donny
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The Sultan of Spray Tans
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Dozin' Donnie
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Donny Nappleseed
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Donald McRapesalot
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#satire #potus45

Count Flatula
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Sherbet Pervert
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Quarter Flouder
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Gropey the Clown
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Hatch Act Hack
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The Kompromat Kid
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Nectarine Nero
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Der Pumpkinführer
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Cockwomble-In-Chief
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Grapefruit Genghis Khan
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Count of Mostly Crisco
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Der Dumpenführer
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Dozin' Donnie
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Scammy Davis Jr.
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Tyrant from Temu
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Attila the Dumb
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Pissadent Chump
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