@Mediagazer@mstdn.socialTrump says Stephen Colbert is a "pathetic trainwreck" and "CBS should, 'put him to sleep,' NOW"; earlier CBS aired the Kennedy Center Honors, hosted by Trump (Todd Spangler/Variety)
https://variety.com/2025/tv/news/donal
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeHope you've enjoyed the influx of cat pics. Those are necessary for my sanity... Ni ni :neocat_flop_sleep:
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.socialI won’t lose any sleep over it, but for some reason YouTube’s algorithm is showing me way too many (any is too many) ads for women’s deodorants lately.
@khalidabuhakmeh@mastodon.socialPeople: "Your dogs will chill out and sleep more when they get older.”
My dogs all the time:
@simon_brooke@mastodon.scotSilent night, holy night!
All is calm, all is quiet...
Sleep in heavenly peace.
#Gaza
#GazaGenocide
#CeaseFireGaza
@floheinstein@chaos.social403 Sleep forbidden.
Denn der Kongress ruft!
#39c3
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Bombay Bicycle Club:
🎵 Eat, Sleep, Wake (Nothing But You)
#NowPlaying #BombayBicycleClub
https://nomorejealousy.bandcamp.com/track/eat-sleep-wake-nothing-but-you-bombay-bicycle-club-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/3nClCcBmn9NnrRQkQTkx1J
@ellie@ellieayla.net
@pdmckone@mstdn.caNow it's Christmas Eve
One more sleep 'til Santa comes
Time to hit the hay.
#dailyhaikuprompt - hay
#haiku
#poem
@seeingwithsound@mas.toWhy we sleep: insights from current research https://www.ru.nl/en/donders-institute/news/why-we-sleep-insights-from-current-research
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Pearl Jam:
🎵 Let Me Sleep
#PearlJam
@bobmueller@mastodon.worldDaVinci said, "As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.” Let your death be as good as your life.
Beyond the Taboo: Rethinking Society's Fear of Death https://wp.me/p8efU1-1t7
@heiseonline@social.heise.de
@mino@blorbo.socialI'm going to sleep I cannot believe I spent my entire christmas dealing with this LOL
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeStolen to add alt-text
(and to ward off my despair...)
#Caturday
@billbert@mastodon.socialJust realized that Rose and Rozanov have the same syllable and I wish I could go back to bed and sleep off this fiction intoxication #HeatedRivalry
@shriramk@mastodon.socialOkay, I'm not commenting on the merits of this lawsuit, but surely this could have been phrased better.
@callunavulgaris@mastodon.scotI know Whatsapp is the root of all evil etc, but the sleep clinic uses it and it's just so enabling. So far, via their WA account, I've had really fast responses to queries which has resulted in a referral for CBT for sleep issues and an appointment next week to have a new #cpap mask fitted. It would be lovely if it didn't have to be via Whatsapp but I'm really impressed with the effe…
@joe@toot.worksI like to sleep with the temperature low in the house and multiple blankets over me. When I woke up, I found the cat under my blankets. I don't blame him. I'm probably a pretty good heat sink.
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
@rasterweb@mastodon.socialThis is my favorite time of day. I usually get a few hours in the evening where I am not in terrible pain and can just chill and relax. I go to sleep okay most nights, but the fear of knowing I will wake up by 4am in extreme pain does cause some worry. Luckily the exhaustion from lack of sleep means I do fall asleep quickly and get a few hours rest. Hopefully I've only got two more weeks of this shit.
@cheryanne@aus.socialAn alarm in my neighbourhood started around 3:30 am this morning. Not that loud so probably a distance away yet still enough to wake me up to go and investigate. It stopped for a bit then started up again. I was trying not to get frustrated or angry but it still meant I didn't get back to sleep until after 6.
I stayed in bed until nearly 8 am and then rushed about so I'd be finished with work in time for a zoom meeting at 5:30 pm. Made it! Success!
Finally realised at 5:…
@pdmckone@mstdn.caNight before Christmas
When you hardly sleep at all
Dreaming of stockings.
#dailyhaikuprompt - night
#haiku
#poem
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #Roadhouse
Kevin Ayers:
🎵 When Your Parents Go to Sleep
#KevinAyers
https://twiddlywizards.bandcamp.com/track/when-your-parents-go-to-sleep
https://open.spotify.com/track/5HUFcB9PHfVcvXF44u98SI
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Pearl Jam:
🎵 Let Me Sleep (It's Christmas Time) (Arena di Verona steps - Verona, Italy 9/16/
#NowPlaying #PearlJam
@detondev@social.linux.pizzaITS LAT BUT IM HAPPY I DONT WANNA GO TO SLEEP :ablobspin:
@mariyadelano@hachyderm.ioFun weird fact: when you take stimulants for #ADHD, sometimes they put you sleep rather than wake you up.
Usually happens to me and others I know only when we are sleep-deprived. It’s like the meds calm the brain down just enough to get the rest it needs.
@stargazer@woof.tech"I have always believed in deeds, not words."
As the ongoing Russian attacks keep crippling our infrastructure (as seen from a cold unpowered home with a failing cell connection), I am left with few options. One of them, ruminating before sleep on a strange recurring phenomenon. If not careful, we become what we fight.
We're not infallible. It's the values we keep, the tradeoffs we make to succeed that shape us.
Be vigilant. Watch yourself.
And stay sa…
@inthehands@hachyderm.ioIn this flurry of news, don’t sleep on this: even though Trump is still trying to hide the fact that he’s a serial rapist and pedophile, he is an absolutely public and unabashed racist, no matter how bright the spotlight.
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jan/21/trumps-davos-speech-stephen-miller-white-identity-politics
@steve@s.yelvington.comOn my way to Vietnam, stopping over in San Francisco. You folks sure sleep in late.
@gwire@mastodon.socialI'm sure that Tesla fee is more than covered by the passive income that's coming from operating as autonomous taxis while their owners sleep.
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2026/01/tesla-wants-recurring-revenue-discontinues-aut…
@pre@boing.worldMattress arrived in a ridiculously small box.
Apparently rolled up and vacuum sealed. Good packaging I guess if the mattress can stand being rolled up for months on end.
Instructions seem to imply it'll take up to 72 hours to reach it's full shape and possibly I ought to not be sleeping on it until then. 🤔
It'll get 13 hours or so at least till bedtime but do I really wanna sleep on the sofa for another two nights while it recovers from their abusive packaging? Hummm.
If I follow instructions it'll not be slept on until I get home after Xmas.
@tante@tldr.nettime.orgChecked out Sleep Token a few years ago and it didn't stick. Dunno why. But their last album has really changed that.
@penguin42@mastodon.org.ukIf REM sleep cycles are ~90mins, hth did anyone think that an 8hour sleep aim would work?
@rafa_font@mastodon.onlineHow To Control Your #Dreams At Night: 3 Secrets From Research
- What are lucid dreams
- How to induce them (for example, waking up two hours earlier than usual and then coming back to sleep)
- How to control them (for instance, using your voice to give instructions to the dream elements)
Keep dreaming!
Source:
@joe@toot.worksI woke up, cranked the heat up, and now I might go back to sleep for a little bit.
@theodric@social.linux.pizzaAll wood and no sleep makes þeodric chainsaw chainsaw
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioCan't sleep so I'm naturally browsing the Internet about old tech. This Sony Walkman from 1995 could very well be the ur-gadget for translucent plastics, predating the original iMac by 3 years.
But! The Sony Whoopee predates it by a year, although I think this one was aimed at kids.
@eyebee@mstdn.social
@luana@wetdry.worldNini, fedi 
@mlawton@mstdn.socialAlisson with a fine save after a set piece is initially defended and #LFC do their classic trick of going to sleep and not closing down everything after.
@stefan@gardenstate.socialmy god I should sleep
@laurentperrinet@neuromatch.socialAt last ! Everything you ever wanted to know about getting a healthy sleep and using blue light filters:
https://www.neuroai.science/p/blue-light-filters-dont-work
TL;DR : blue light filters don't work 🫠
by @…
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.itSometimes, people with a large audience let it go to their heads. When they are shitty, they feel the need to justify it with fancy rhetoric because they're above the rest of us.
We all take shortcuts, we all cheat on the diet, we all hit the snooze button for another 5 mins of sleep, we all do the thing we think we can get away with (and then feel guilty about it later) because no one was looking. We're human. Sometimes you've just gotta be honest and own up and say "…
@Dragofix@veganism.socialSleeping less than 7 hours could cut years off your life #health
@marcel@waldvogel.family"Parents would have to sign a nondisclosure agreement if their child was admitted."
What kind of school is this? Just because of the #Musk name, people accept the weirdest sh…, ahem, conditions?
💰🧱 https://www.
@UP8@mastodon.social🛏️ Social standing and isolation shape sleep quality in mice, study finds
#sleep
@wyri@toot-toot.wyrihaxim.us@… Somehow in the reverse of that; had 4 hours of sleep and now wide awake having a cat look in distrust at me due to the cables, lego and shit I'm tossing arround near him
@Xavier@infosec.exchangeAwww, #Claude, why you gotta do me this way! 14 hrs?!?! What am I supposed to do... sleep?!
Funny enough, we just finished coding my project and now I'm all ready for code review and testing.
@hikingdude@mastodon.social8h of good sleep are just great 😊
@andycarolan@social.lolWhen did restful, refreshing sleep become mythical anyway?
#wellbeing #sleep
@fell@ma.fellr.netMe: *puts Windows testing machine to sleep because I'm debugging a complex issue and don't want to loose state*
Windows: "We've got an update for you!"
Me: *declines*
Windows, at 3 am: *wakes up, updates anyways*
Yeah, fuck that.
#Windows
@scott@carfree.city"Jesus and Kathia are not sure what to do now, or where they will sleep if their vehicle is towed. The options for family shelter are limited until her child is born, she said, and she does not want to leave her dog, who also lives in her RV, behind."
https://missionlocal.org/2025…
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeWhy get up, when you could sleep?
@memeorandum@universeodon.comTrump Appears to Fight Sleep During Cabinet Meeting (Zolan Kanno-Youngs/New York Times)
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/us/politics/trump-sleep-cabinet-meeting.html
http://www.memeorandum.com/251202/p165#a251202p165
@maxheadroom@hub.uckermark.socialImagine being so exhausted you can barely stand, yet thousands of people are waiting for you to give everything you have. Night after night. City after city.
There's a singer who knows this feeling intimately. After months of touring, she's running on empty—traveling by day, performing by night, adrenaline keeping her wired long after the final encore. Sleep won't come. The body is exhausted, but the mind won't stop. She captures this feeling in a song about desperate ti…
@theodric@social.linux.pizzaDisappointing to see that even Electric Sheep has a slop angle now https://electricsheep.org/
@cdarwin@c.imSleeping on the job used to be frowned upon.
But a Pew Research Center survey found that 34% of Americans take daily naps.
According to experts, 30 minutes or less of catnapping can “restore alertness, enhance performance and reduce mistakes and accidents” in the workplace.
In the 1960s, President John F. Kennedy caught some extra z’s in early afternoon to keep up his stride.
And NASA pilots take in-flight naps as short as 26 minutes to enhance performance and alertn…
@ThatHoarder@mastodon.onlineIn episode 207 I shared advice from six former podcast guests on what they do to improve or maintain their own mental health. Hear what Jasmine Sleigh says about sleep, and about actually doing the things that helps us rather than just aspiring to do them!
@rasterweb@mastodon.socialIt’s 4am, what’s up brain? Can you chill the fuck out and try to sleep a bit more?
@comex@mas.toInstead of going to sleep, I just spent 2 hours writing up, for my own future reference, a random idea I had about how Pascal’s Wager is actually a negotiation.
Ironically, part of the writeup was about when it’s acceptable to prioritize short-term over long-term interests; it didn’t even occur to me I was doing exactly that by staying up late.
@Stomata@social.linux.pizzaMe and my Cat:
Me: mew why do you always sleep?
Cat: meow ?
Me: awake already?
Cat: mewo! *stresses her entire body* meooowww!..
Me: .....
Cat: oi human, open the door, I want to go outside 😾
Me: *opens the door*
* 47 seconds later *
Cat: oi human! , open the window 😾
#cats
@yaya@jorts.horseianthe GO TO SLEEP all the exciting things will still be there in the morning omg
@fanf@mendeddrum.orgfrom my link log —
How does Golang know time.Now?
https://tpaschalis.github.io/golang-time-now/
saved 2021-04-01 https://dotat.at/…
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeDora, the kitten, likes to nap in bowls. You might even say it's adorable...
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com@… I answered based on international travel, as that’s where I’ve done most of my flying. There it’s around 3 hours because I, like my mother, become a restless mess starting like 24 hours before I’m going anywhere.
I barely ever sleep the night before.
For US domestic, which have become more common for me lately, I’ve been purposefully trying to break the habi…
@Cognessence@social.linux.pizzaApologies for the diatribes of strident writing I sometimes inflict on people here. When T is on "hot" mode for longer periods, sleep ain't there and I can't make music, indulging in poor cyber scribbling seems the healthiest therapy. 😄
@pre@boing.worldI has a bed.
No mattress until Monday, but a bed fully stained and varnished and constructed.
Had to wait a couple of days for varnish which never came. Went out to an actual DIY shop in the end. Gonna have a lot of spare varnish soon.
Varnished the whole room with two more coats as well as the bed twice.
A few more things to buy after Xmas and the full media setup can't happen until the new Steam Machine at its heart is released. Maybe cobble together something to plug a laptop into in the meantime? All for next year though once the mattress arrives and I can actually sleep in the bedroom.
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Soul Clap:
🎵 No Sleep (Soul Clap Dub)
#SoulClap
@billbert@mastodon.socialApparently I simply cannot let myself calm down and get a decent night’s sleep this week
@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #TheSleepingForecast
Highland Park Sleep Collective & The Park:
🎵 benny's dream
#HighlandParkSleepCollective #ThePark
https://open.spotify.com/track/5LPFphRCHZN0M0f0RmbaWk
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioRE: https://hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/115900896398619371
Yay, the "good" (still very slow but not like molasses) Internet is back! ~18-hour outage.
Hope those techs are getting some sleep now.
@stefan@gardenstate.socialapps really freak out on ubuntu when coming back from sleep/ suspend/ logged out. Some appear but I can't click them. some have weird shadows on the borders. It's a hot mess.
How long do I have to use ubuntu before people will let me say that Windows is less buggy then Linux?
#ubuntu
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeMaking head biscuits
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MidnightInAPerfectWorld
John Lennon and Plastic Ono Band:
🎵 How Do You Sleep?
#JohnLennonandPlasticOnoBand
https://open.spotify.com/track/7xsr2OppItxPB4whucYr2G
@floheinstein@chaos.social404 Sleep not found
@theodric@social.linux.pizzaWoke up my Mac ("it just works!™) from sleep and it mis-recognized the mouse as a keyboard, resulting in the mouse typing random keystrokes into the open terminal and not moving the cursor at all. Unplug-replug sorted that out. Bizarre.
@rasterweb@mastodon.socialThe last 24 hours. I went to bed early last night and got about 4 hrs sleep before the pain hit me hard at midnight. It lasted until 6am or so, and I tried to sleep again, got an hour or so then more pain. Pain throughout the day, from mild to severe, then… it started to lighten up, and by 8pm or so it’s been very little pain. It’s so fucking weird! I feel almost normal now but I’m guessing in 4 to 6 hours it’s gonna hurt like hell again.
@joe@toot.worksI ended up having to have my little buddy put to sleep, yesterday. 😥 🐈
@rafa_font@mastodon.onlineSLEEP BETTER!
Three tips to improve your sleep:
- Go to bed 30 minutes earlier than usual on weekdays instead of sleeping in at the weekend 🛏️
- Expose yourself to bright light in the morning as much as possible, be it outdoor or indoors light 💡☀️
- Spend at least 20 minutes in restorative activity daily: reading, nature, music, anything you want, no goals, just restore 📖🌳♫
From a newsletter "Eight weeks to a healthier you" by
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #DriveTime
Brass Against:
🎵 Sleep Now in the Fire
#BrassAgainst
https://brassagainst.bandcamp.com/track/sleep-now-in-the-fire
https://open.spotify.com/track/27SvmWCNDwhnLglpgBZLYd
@inthehands@hachyderm.io“Babysitter” is such a weird word. Is it only for babies? Does the job involve sitting on them?? No, the job is to supervise young children of various ages: play with them and make sure they sleep when it’s time to sleep. A more accurate word would be “kidnapper.”
@yaya@jorts.horseI NEED TO GO TO SLEEP AND QUIT LOOKING AT INSTAGRAM ADS
zuckerberg said HEY BITCH YOU LOVE FLAGS N GOING PLACES DON'T U yes!!! I do!!! but UR NOT GONNA GET ME MARK
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Bombay Bicycle Club:
🎵 Eat, Sleep, Wake (Nothing But You)
#NowPlaying #BombayBicycleClub
https://nomorejealousy.bandcamp.com/track/eat-sleep-wake-nothing-but-you-bombay-bicycle-club-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/3nClCcBmn9NnrRQkQTkx1J
@stefan@gardenstate.socialAnyone use the sleep timer youtube has aded?
@floheinstein@chaos.social404 Sleep not found
@billbert@mastodon.socialSeriously torn between going out and seeing men and maybe women or staying home and going to SLEEP.
(RON HOWARD: “He ended up going to sleep.”)
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeeepy ➜ :neocat_flop_sleep::neodog_up_sleep:
eepy beepy ➜ :neobot_flop::neobot_sign_beep:
@rasterweb@mastodon.socialSilly cat woke me up at 3:30am so I took half of my pain meds because, well, pain. It’s subsided a bit since then… maybe I should try to get more sleep. 😴
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Sleep In The Shine feat. Harry Dean Lewis:
🎵 House Always Wins
#NowPlaying #SleepInTheShine #HarryDeanLewis
https://open.spotify.com/track/7fkLHjthlG0cUCuF5hqIwX
@radioeinsmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Bombay Bicycle Club:
🎵 Eat, Sleep, Wake (Nothing But You)
#NowPlaying #BombayBicycleClub
https://nomorejealousy.bandcamp.com/track/eat-sleep-wake-nothing-but-you-bombay-bicycle-club-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/3nClCcBmn9NnrRQkQTkx1J
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Kalani:
🎵 Sleep
#Kalani
https://craigieknowes.com/track/sleep
https://open.spotify.com/track/6F9nC0z37GvQqcwDjABd06
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeIt's Friday the 13ᵗʰ, post your sleep paralysis demons.
Mine is kinda cute :3
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #DriveTime
Daníel Hjšlmtýsson:
🎵 Sleep Paralysis
#DaníelHjálmtýsson
https://danielhjalmtysson.bandcamp.com/track/sleep-paralysis
https://open.spotify.com/track/1BdMksxfkxlrCxcxdbo0se
@catsalad@infosec.exchangeRorschach test — what do you see?
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Bombay Bicycle Club:
🎵 Eat, Sleep, Wake (Nothing But You)
#BombayBicycleClub
https://nomorejealousy.bandcamp.com/track/eat-sleep-wake-nothing-but-you-bombay-bicycle-club-remix
https://open.spotify.com/track/3nClCcBmn9NnrRQkQTkx1J
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #VarietyMix
Naked Giants:
🎵 Song For When You Sleep
#NakedGiants
https://nakedgiants.bandcamp.com/track/song-for-when-you-sleep
https://open.spotify.com/track/7GwSImKLAjNym6rLTsOLAZ
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MorningShow
The Dandy Warhols:
🎵 Sleep
#TheDandyWarhols
https://mariahrose.bandcamp.com/track/sleep-the-dandy-warhols-cover
https://open.spotify.com/track/05UJltDoeueldFVcn7IeWQ
