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A late addition to stroke awareness month (May).
From my article: #health #stroke

Going to my humor folder because today was as dark as I've seen.
Hopefully those of you who need it will crack a smile at my stupid memes.

Hey everyone!
What do you think about Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg heading to Gaza with the Freedom Flotilla to deliver humanitarian aid and challenge the blockade?
I’m honestly mixed on it, and I would love to hear your thoughts.
#GretaThunberg #GretaTintinEleonoraErnmanThunberg

Donnie Two Poops
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Thread made me smile.
https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic/114785898841904625

Cory Doctorow (@pluralistic@mamot.fr)
Attached: 1 image Hey, Pho Cue too, buddy!

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #KEXP's #MorningShow
Wolf Alice:
🎵 Smile
#WolfAlice
https://testwolfalice.bandcamp.com/track/smile
https://open.spotify.com/track/0mjOx4zUlL5t4rF1xnrfvi

Is that smile real? Seriously….
https://mastodon.world/@verdantsquare/114778541849941239

Toddler in Chief
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

#Ukraine #Budanov

I saw Brian WIlson’s “SMiLE” tour in August 2005 and wrote it up: https://www.tbray.org/ongoing/When/200x/2005/08/31/SMiLE
You can watch that show here:

SMiLE

What a beautiful smile has the Japanese 🇯🇵 climber Mao Nakamura 🧗‍♀️. I hold an extra pair of fingers crossed 🤞 for her to top just to see her smile. Not to mention that she keeps smiling

Dictator Tot
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#satire #potus45

Trumpty Dumpty
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#satire #potus45

Drinks With Two Hands
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#satire #potus45

The cauldron bubbled aggressively to greet me as I opened the tower door, black and gleaming in the firelight. Beside it, I caught a wisp of white hair, a bent, bony silhouette and took a retreating step back. this was not where I was supposed to be.
"Don't go:"
The voice was harsh, cracking with sharpness as the woman lifted her head and twisted around to look at me: I cowered at the sight of that hooked nose, those dark eyes, but her smile was... kind? 1/
#MastoPrompt #MicroPrompt #WSS366

Don the Con
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No laws were broken in the making of this bot: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

First session of a new campaign and @… painted my HeroForge mini exactly correctly.
Meet Ned Gnoughuioche, first level lawful good cleric and all-around swell guy. He just wants to make sure you’re safe and have a hot tea.

The smile on her face when he walks into the trap with, "how did I do that?" (where "that" is a $25 billion increase in funds to United Healthcare)
https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5o6k7j…

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Lily Allen:
🎵 Smile (Version Revisited)
#LilyAllen
https://gigstauk.bandcamp.com/track/lily-allen-smile-gigsta-speedy-mix
https://open.spotify.com/track/47Y2E9HfyU7diW5WES6vKb

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
Moby:
🎵 New York, New York [Single Version] (feat. Debbie Harry & Debbie Harry)
#Moby
https://mekons.bandcamp.com/track/moby-dick-shallow-bourgeois-smile-2

George Kittle happy for former 49ers teammate Deebo Samuel's 'fresh start' in Washington https://www.nfl.com/news/george-kittle-deebo-samuel-happy-fresh-start-former-49ers-teammate-washington

🇺🇦 Auf radioeins läuft...
Lily Allen:
🎵 Smile
#NowPlaying #LilyAllen
https://gigstauk.bandcamp.com/track/lily-allen-smile-gigsta-speedy-mix
https://open.spotify.com/track/47Y2E9HfyU7diW5WES6vKb

Having a mom who brings home this pin from work and understands me as someone who’s queer and gender-fluid had me smile.

The cauldron bubbled aggressively to greet me as I opened the tower door, black and gleaming in the firelight. Beside it, I caught a wisp of white hair, a bent, bony silhouette and took a retreating step back. this was not where I was supposed to be.
"Don't go:"
The voice was harsh, cracking with sharpness as the woman lifted her head and twisted around to look at me: I cowered at the sight of that hooked nose, those dark eyes, but her smile was... kind? 1/
#MastoPrompt #MicroPrompt #WSS366

And a nice article that brings a smile to my face:
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/jun/19/lithuania-hunters-refuse-to-kill-bear-that-ambled-around-vilnius-for-…

And a nice article that brings a smile to my face:
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/jun/19/lithuania-hunters-refuse-to-kill-bear-that-ambled-around-vilnius-for-…

Ithaca Festival Parade May 29th #photo #photography #portrait #parade

Uncle Touch Too Much
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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

preserved dead from peru and chile. pictures from "memento mori: the dead among us" by paul koudounaris

While closing the garage door this evening, a sight that still makes me smile.
#LandRover

Bringing Pets to Work https://onfirenow.com/bringing-pets-to-work/

This https://arxiv.org/abs/2502.13824 has been replaced.
initial toot: https://mastoxiv.page/@arXiv_qfi…

Calibration and Option Pricing with Stochastic Volatility and Double Exponential Jumps
This work examines a stochastic volatility model with double-exponential jumps in the context of option pricing. The model has been considered in previous research articles, but no thorough analysis has been conducted to study its quality of calibration and pricing capabilities thus far. We provide evidence that this model outperforms challenger models possessing similar features (stochastic volatility and jumps), especially in the fit of the short term implied volatility smile, and that it is …

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6MusicsIndieForever
Wolf Alice:
🎵 Moaning Lisa Smile (Live at Glastonbury 2016)
#WolfAlice
https://testwolfalice.bandcamp.com/track/moaning-lisa-smile
https://open.spotify.com/track/37XsaGX7crh4YJKv6k946u

I opened the door to go to purchase something. Near the house, there are plenty of people talking to each other.
Social anxiety kicked in. I went back to my house.
With physical exercises and exposure therapy, my social anxiety is getting better and better.
But sometime, it still attacks me with full power. Well, at least now, I can smile (albeit still in high anxiety).
#SocialAnxiety

Replaced article(s) found for cs.LG. https://arxiv.org/list/cs.LG/new
[5/5]:
Explainability of Large Language Models using SMILE: Statistical Model-agnostic Interpretability ...

Replaced article(s) found for cs.CL. https://arxiv.org/list/cs.CL/new
[2/3]:
Explainability of Large Language Models using SMILE: Statistical Model-agnostic Interpretability ...

Commanders QB Jayden Daniels excited to let WR Deebo Samuel do all the work on screen passes https://www.nfl.com/news/commanders-qb-jayden-daniels-excited-to-let-wr-deebo-samuel-do-all-the-work-on-screen-passe…

Donald Duck-the-draft
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This is a joke, not a threat: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Smile asymptotic for Bachelier Implied Volatility
Roberto Baviera, Michele Domenico Massaria
https://arxiv.org/abs/2506.08067 https://

Smile asymptotic for Bachelier Implied Volatility
We investigate the asymptotic behaviour of the Implied Volatility in the Bachelier setting, extending the framework introduced by Benaim and Friz for the Black-Scholes setting. Exploiting the theory of regular variation, we derive explicit expressions for the Bachelier Implied Volatility in the wings of the smile, linking these to the tail behaviour of the underlying's returns' distribution. Furthermore, we establish a direct connection between the analyticity strip of the returns' characterist…

Lil' Donny Moscow
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#satire #potus45

Commander in Thief
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#satire #potus45

It’s #FollowFriday, and I want to share some wonderful people who brighten my day in their own ways.
Some are trans, some live in the UK, some write about fascism and Trump, while others focus on climate change.
You’ll find folks who dress like they’re from the 1800s, and others who aren’t shy about sharing some fun jiggle physics.
If you’re curious, go check them out b…

Pissant Pol Pot
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#satire #potus45

Andrew Sheer is currently spinning a conspiracy theory that “ties” Carney while in the UK to lobbying for “rules" to "force" aviation companies to use "non-conventional" fuel and then “he invests in that company and makes millions”.
And that, folks, is how the Conservatives are going to tie "New World Order" conspiracies to any kind of climate action, even very weak action like Sustainable Airline Fuel.
God I hate this guy's gross smile.
#canPoli #CdnPoli #ClimateAction #ClimateEmergency
#CanPoli #CdnPoli

Honestly, I want to be remembered as an anarcho-syndicalist who really cared about building solidarity and living a simpler, more meaningful life.
Not just some random three-year-old autistic gamer who spends way too many hours glued to the same video game.
Like, there’s more to me than that, you know?
#Anarchism

Hairpiece Himmler
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#satire #potus45

Donny Nappleseed
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#satire #potus45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #6Musics00sForever
Lily Allen:
🎵 Smile
#LilyAllen
https://gigstauk.bandcamp.com/track/lily-allen-smile-gigsta-speedy-mix
https://open.spotify.com/track/79z9QkhHePTFsSeVw9uyj0

Voldermoron
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#satire #potus45

Donye West
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#satire #potus45

Mustard Melanoma
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#satire #potus45

Dorito Mussolini
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#satire #potus45

Chicken Out Lout
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#satire #potus45

Abominable Showman
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#satire #potus45

Uncle Touch Too Much
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#satire #potus45 …

Teflon Don
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#satire #potus45

Needy Amin
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#satire #potus45

Gameshow Göering
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#satire #potus45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #LaurenLaverne
The Beach Boys:
🎵 Our Prayer (The Smile Sessions Version)
#TheBeachBoys
https://oldmasterpainter.bandcamp.com/track/our-prayer
https://open.spotify.com/track/1IysBwoeG9FSWCY8qLNqzL

President Thump
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This is satire, not sedition: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

Terracotta Toddler
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#satire #potus45

King Flaccid the First
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#satire #potus45

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #SteveLamacq
Dubwiser:
🎵 Smile Plenty (feat. Asher Dust & Inkie Skyes)
#Dubwiser
https://dubwiser1love.bandcamp.com/track/keep-the-music-live-toast
https://open.spotify.com/track/6IsbqjbUWWre6HKRyhuBQB

Budget Bashar
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#satire #potus45

Save-a-lot Stalin
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This is for tee hee, not treason: I wanted to make you smile, not pursue charges.
#satire #potus45

The Kompromat Kid
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#satire #potus45

Terracotta Toddler
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#satire #potus45

Dopey McGropey
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#satire #potus45

Mayor McTreason
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#satire #potus45

King Leer
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#satire #potus45

The Kompromat Kid
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#satire #potus45