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@sauer_lauwarm@mastodon.social
2025-06-15 07:26:48

Reife Bananen in Stücke schneiden, einfrieren, pürieren -> sehr cremiges Bananeneis! #nommention
cooking.nytimes.com/reci…

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-12 15:55:20

The Stanford Band couldn't be funny if it stepped on a banana peel.

@carloshr@lile.cl
2025-07-08 04:26:02

In my opinion this router is a real bargain.
cc: @… mastodon.social/@bananapi/1148

Banana Pi Open Source Hardware (@bananapi@mastodon.social)
Adjunto: 1 imagen Banana Pi BPI-Wifi5 Router use Siflower SF19A2890S2 design, Low cost smart home router , welcome for OEM&ODM https://docs.banana-pi.org/en/BPI-WiFi5/BananaPi_BPI-WiFi5_Router #wifi5 #lowcost #router #smarthome #iot #network #wireless

@ingo@social.stuetzle.cc
2025-06-09 18:05:25

„I wasn’t allowed to speak or offer legal advice to M in the courtroom, so without looking down for too long, I wrote in my notebook:
Ils vont essayer de terminer ton case—tu vas dire NON. Tu as besoin de temps pour trouver un avocat.“
nplusonemag.com/online-only/on

At Immigration Court | Liv Veazey
M texted me from the adjacent bedroom at 7:30 AM: Are you awake? In the kitchen, he combed out his beard and ate a banana, which his people's warriors ate to feel full, he said. I pointed to a stray hair that stuck out the side of his neck. I keep meaning to pluck it, he said.

@soundclamp@mastodon.xyz
2025-06-06 19:56:22

#NowPlaying Happy regular Friday. It’s a perfect day for this recording of Jim O’Rourke live at Banana Hall in Osaka, Japan from *checks notes* 1999. archive.org/details/jim-o-rour

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-07-03 19:45:37

New sign and revised handle... Larger back piece in case of wind.
(No stencil for this one... printed on a nice printer!)
Laser-cut banana for scale.

#protest #resist #fascism

A sign with a guillotine that says "Feed Me Oligarchs" with a laser-cut banana next to it.
The back piece of a 3D printed sign handle.
@hansaplast42@social.wastedalpaca.wtf
2025-07-01 08:41:44

NIMBY war mir bekannt, aber
BANANA (an acronym for "build absolutely nothing anywhere near anything -or anyone") und CAVE people (citizens against virtually everything) kannte ich noch nicht.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NIMBY#BA

NIMBY - Wikipedia

@tecnijota@laterracita.online
2025-05-04 15:32:21

Feliz Cinco de Cuatro!!!

A “happy cinco de cuatro” billboard, originally from the Banana stand at Newport Beach, CA. It has a banana with maracas and a mexican hat.
@izzychambers@vivaldi.net
2025-07-02 13:28:20

@… UC Santa Cruz's team mascot is the banana slug.

@tiotasram@kolektiva.social
2025-06-30 18:55:12

What do you call a 9-sided banana?
A banonagon!
(Credit to my 4-year-old.)

@joe@toot.works
2025-05-29 12:52:44

I sat looking at "a bread of banana" for a long time, thinking "what the f#%k?!?" #duolingo

@BBC6MusicBot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-06-07 01:31:19

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on #BBC6Music's #FocusBeats
Run The Jewels:
🎵 Banana Clipper (Instrumental)
#RunTheJewels
zeworst.bandcamp.com/track/run
open.spotify.com/track/4L0jcL1

@karlauerbach@sfba.social
2025-06-23 05:29:35

FFOTUS has tossed our US Constitution into the paper shredder and disclaimed any restraints on his powers.
OK. Then....
Congress can play the same game - it can hire its own armed forces. (How and where it gets the money is an exercise left to the reader.)
And generals, more likely colonels, in the US military can say "we don't need no stinkin' commander-in-chief to tells us what to do." This would bring on a good 'ol South American Banana Republic …

@laura@social.coop
2025-04-19 12:14:35

Eating the last hot cross buns of the season with bacon and banana. Recommended

@MamasPinkyToe@mastodon.world
2025-06-30 00:36:06

food porn
1. a genre of visual content that presents food in an extremely stylized and appealing way, often designed to evoke a strong desire to eat
2. a banana fucking a bagel