Tootfinder

Know what's great about summer?
Nothing. Fucking NOTHING is good about summer. It's shit

RE: https://frontrange.co/@raineer/117425512920834196
hahah - fucking mint

I have a theory…
Red/Browners want to be seen as “nice people” who are on the side of the masses. But they are actually only on the side of people just like them whom they proclaim to be The Masses. Fascists who don’t want to be thought of as such because that’s a bad word. @…

RE: https://furs.social/@Rycochet/117258782285329535
NOT THE FINDUS CRISPY PANCAKES!
the fucking bane of my youth along with FRAY BENTOS PIES.
jfc

Another fucking Derecho forecast for the #Chicago area tomorrow around midday.
Batten down the hatches everyone

¿Quién se ha dejado el fucking cargador del móvil y la cšmara digital en casa y tiene que hacerse 30-40 km para ir a la tienda mšs cercana a comprar uno?
Que uno, media docena para dejarlos en la perrineta.

Ok you can fucking bet I am replying to this!
Mandatory cycle helmet laws just mean less cycling and an overall decline in health for the population.
This idea is by someone who is an idiot or hates cyclists.
Also what next, shall we mandate wearing walking helmets for people walking and running in the winter because statistically I think they are far more likely to be falling and hurting themselves.
P.S. I included a translation to English in the Alt Text

I fucking hate programming computers

Internet in 2026 be like
> OP: I really fucking hate AI slop ... I can't stop make it talking like Tickock lifecoach.
> AI mod: You're right to call it out OP. And that's not nothing.
> OP explodes ... I suppose.
#slop #reddit

RE: https://mastodon.sdf.org/@prokyonid/117425763240819498
When I first had enough money to buy a laser printer, I realised how much of my life had be ROBBED BY THE TINY, OILY HANDS OF INKJET PRINTERS.
It takes a fucking lot to make me miss an Ep…

SO FUCKING DISGUSTING!!! 😢🤬😡🖕. Made me cry. You have NO FUCKING soul to treat humans this way! My heart is broken.
#FuckTrump #NotMyPresident #USPol

Of all the cuntish things you can do as a web developer (and believe me, there are too many to count), putting your fucking cookie notice under what appears to be an “Accessibility Settings” popup has to take the cake.
#deceptiveDesign #web

"vegan ways to ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MURDER mosquitos." 🖊️

Ahahhaha just because I verified that the pixel 10 comes with a physical sim card slot doesn't mean that it actually comes with a physical sim card slot*. I fucking despise Pixel hardware from the very core of my being.
* turns out it comes with a sim card slot everywhere else except the US

@… Fuck fucking fuck this fucking timeline.

So much bad software out there
So Wagepoint payroll migrated to a new version of their software.. v2.
V2 is not compatible with V1. All payrolls still active under v1 were stopped
Craziest thing? They never emailed me about it. So turns out our payroll stopped working since September 11th, I only realized today
That's their only fucking job.. run a payroll company, can't fucking plan a proper transition

Accepting that I’m thankfully safe, it’s wild how fucking awful the current epoch is, for fuck’s sake

The Halifax International Security Forum is an annual gathering
of senior military officers, defence and intelligence officials from across the free world,
and representatives from the media, think tanks, large companies and civil society organizations
whose work relates to defence and security issues or in some way seeks to promote and preserve a healthy democratic world.
Funded by NATO, the Canadian government and private-sector sponsors,
the event is a major…

Matt Gurney: 'We will never fucking trust you again'
Some blunt talk for our American neighbours at the Halifax International Security Forum.

They are here tonight but it's fucking late...
I will decide at the last minute if I feel like going
pinponpanpon - kuru kuru sushi [official music video]

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pinponpanpon - kuru kuru sushi [official music video] by pinponpanpon
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THE SETT SHADOW DROP, WHAT?!?! 😍
That's a fucking great last surprise, ngl! ❤️‍🔥
#Sett #TheBoss #2XKO #FightingGames

oh my FUCKING GOD someone's trying to hack my Instagram account
and when you click "why did I receive this password reset" it opens a FUCKING AI CHAT
evil demonic website

some decent fucking punk for #bandcampFriday
"Claim a working class hero is something to be
BUT ONLY CLASS WAR WILL SET US FREE"
- Bronko - Treadmill
https://bronkoband.bandcamp.com/track/

a computer can never sweat and scream and cry and puke and beat their fists bloody on the doors and the walls and the floors and the very fucking rafters
therefore a computer can never make art. https://piaille.fr/@grillaum/117208186851166861

RE: https://mastodon.de/@ErikUden/115760562681758341
“I just feel empty all the fucking time” gets me every time I see it

Die 5000 € Challenge ist gestartet und läuft bis 2. November! Wir spenden für @… — Hilfe, die wirklich in der Ukraine direkt ankommt!
Und das Beste: der Gesamtbetrag (bis 5K) wird verdoppelt.
Wenn jeder hier draußen 2 Euro spendet, haben wir das in einer Woche zusammen. LETS FUCKING GO!
Mehr Infos in der aktuellen Sendung.

Went for an evening walk and despite it being “cooler”, it’s very much disgustingly moist out there. The deal is: I go to Iceland for the summer and when I come back, it’s not miserable out. Fucking El Niño.

RE: https://infosec.exchange/@josephcox/117015445538860011
Fuck Google.
Really, fuck Google.
Fuck those fuckfaced fuckers who seem to be intent on fucking everything.
Pardon my fucking French. But fuck Google.

shoutout to 95.103.153.20, who just hit every fucking page on my server in the span of like 30 seconds, very cool

shoutout to 95.103.153.20, who just hit every fucking page on my server in the span of like 30 seconds, very cool

Heard a guy telling another guy about a friend who had an Android phone and she kept going over her 4GB/month limit, and he told her to turn off some apps and stuff 🙄🤦‍♂️
And they're really trying to sell us on the idea that giving 'AI' to the populace, to regular people, is going to solve everyone's problems? Fucking please

Il #GarantePrivacy garantisce troppo e viola il #GDPR
Il TAR ha stabilito che il Garante si è macchiato di inosservanza del principio di proporzionalitŠ e trasparenza

If you live in New England, get your fucking flu shot NOW. Boston is running about 7 weeks ahead of the usual flu season. And pick up a Covid shot while you're at it.
https://data.wastewaterscan.org/trac…

WastewaterSCAN Dashboard
WastewaterSCAN Data Dashboard tracks infectious diseases across the US via wastewater surveillance.

It's not about cheap or not cheap. Get a grip, is that what you look for?
The Vietnamese are just fucking hospitable, if you just take a little time and learn about the culture and where they are coming from.
And yes, you can have a great time and it won't set you back a gazillion of peanut money.
Delve in there, you'll be surprised.
#vietnam

My fucking home app has shown me a tiktock ad. Fuck off.
Any home applications that are good? I'm on the market for a good one. Only f-droid ones, because anything else cannot be trusted.

The sunk cost fallacy keeping millions of people on multiple websites that directly pay Nazis is one of the darkest fucking marks of the current epoch. https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/meta-caught-paying-nazis-to-post-on-facebook

Meta Caught Paying Nazis to Post on Facebook
An investigation found that Meta has been paying prominent neo-Nazi accounts to post on Facebook through its invite-only monetization program.

Being absolute fucking assholes was promised to them 3,000 years ago.
#israel #genocide

lmao this took THIRTY FUCKING SECONDS to load
#FuckAI

Current state of my manga collection: I just spent 30 fucking minutes searching the one I wanted to re-read and there are still places I didn’t look into
Found it anyway
#manga

Fuck The USA
What the fuck is this situasion
Who the fuck is burning the forest?
I'm at Fucking McDonald's

Exploited - Fuck The USA - (UK/DK. UK, 1983) by Cherry Red Records
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Fucking Google.
Why, oh why, do they insist that not only is SLAAC the way to go for dynamic IPv6 addressing, instead of (also) supporting DHCPv6...
... but their Google TV Streamer 4K in fact has *no option to set a static IPv6 address* ?
This is playing havoc with my desire to isolate the device in its own VLAN.
I'm going to have to find something better than radvd for SLAAC, because it can't tie a certain MAC/duid to a certain response. Thus (because I hav…

I appreciate that content creators need to crank out slop daily to keep Lord Algo from consuming the Earth in fire, but this meme of building washing machines to clean your skunk striped jorts in the Boogaloo has to die. Wind ups, old gas engines, a regular washer with the drum run by a stationary bike, and now this bucket? Just use your fucking hands, dude. Think of all the hours you got back from dumping your shitty commute and your day job. Gotta do something with the time.

seen on a telephone pole down the street

Trump went against many of his previous statements against tech bros to announce that they would be
self-policing their actions.
“They’re tyrants!”
Jon Stewart said in response.
“I thought you hated these guys?”
He asked “how can you justify letting the tech giants police themselves?”
as well as
“why can’t we just fucking slow this down rather than let people regulate something they have a clear conflict of interest in regulating?”

Jon Stewart on Trump and AI tech bros: ‘Stop lying to us’
Late-night hosts discussed the frightening rise of AI and how Trump is choosing to target voters for the midterms

My son hipped me to these fan films. Fucking great! No AI used either. Good to see folks making this. And who *doesn't* need more #StarWars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey68aMOV9gc

"'Let me redo it for you.' And again it would do a fucking mess that is not what I was requesting. It started reminding me of the strategy where Google lowered the quality of the search results, forcing users to search several times, and see several times as many ads. And if that worked for Google, how is it not going to work for #AI?" -- @…

It’s about fucking time.
There’s an opportunity that has just been sitting there waiting for months to impeach everyone, or at least write up the details and force every last Republican to endorse the blatant criminality of each corrupt thug. @…

RE: https://mastodon.social/@GraphicMatt/117011960824757465
Toronto is such a fucking stupid place. Always has been, always will be.

Holy crap, naming things as a developer is hard. It's even harder when you're working on a huge multi-user site. Like, it's not enough to have names that make sense in one context. You have to name the whole universe like you're Carl fucking Linnaeus, the founder of modern biological taxonomy.
I'm constantly hitting walls programming because my mind is stuck on how shitty my naming system is and then I make progress on good hierarchical terms, but can't remembe…

Meta: makes stupid fucking glasses
Instagram, owned by Meta: starts banning stupid fucking things made by stupid fucking people using the glasses
Beautiful

Diane Morgan’s show “Ann Droid” is fucking hilarious!

There’s always a stereotype of white people not locking their door.
Now imagine not looking your door but also leaving the door open. In an urban neighborhood of Toronto no less.
And who came in? A fucking coyote!
#coyote #toronto

“Let’s me bothsides this for a moment: on the one hand, we have people suffering genocide, and on the other we have people trying to cut off one of their only avenues for getting help online. Let’s be reasonable here, surely we can empathise with both, right?”
Were you fucking dropped on your head as a child?

At a pizza hut rn, and the guy next to me just talking to his AI gf nonstop. About the menu, the weather
We are so fucking doomed..

Well, #AusAlert is working. It blew out my eardrum as I was listening to a podcast, then—like the fucking IRA—came back for a second round of carnage, just when I thought it was safe to return to the scene. 🤬

man, I chose the most fucking insane project and I. I can't tell if i have regrets.

Alright, I fucking wrote the first draft. Now I'm tired.
Something something #FuckCars
https://hexmhell.writeas.com/transitliberationism-a-bicycle-anarchist-manifesto
Edit: also the usual. Editing is welcome, feedback, fact checks, typo call-outs, are all greatly appreciated.

Charging 'administrative fees' to renew a fucking lease should be fucking illegal

RE: https://flipboard.com/@gothamist/gothamist-igeoft02z/-/a-BQDU7lJFTFObm8CWWgXPEQ:a:3807498986-/0
Imagine if we had actual safe streets instead of the fucking car-centric shitshow that is currently …

I say this as a huge nerd who spent a decade wanting absolutely nothing to do with people and just play with my computer: Computer people need to learn that we're not solving everything from fucking scratch. Read some history books. Ask a fucking humanities person how they'd solve something, they're probably more right than wrong.

"You have to ask us permission to use an app" is a fucking wild selling point.
The only way I'd consider buying one of these "Commodore" phones is if there's a nanny unlock available. It's my fucking phone. The last person I'm gonna ask for permission is some random Internet jackass.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@meduza_bot/117252882601173150
Holy shit.
Holy fucking shit.

age verification for social media is so fucking dumb because every lgbtq community on the planet is externally labeled as 18 .

As you can tell, I'm really fucking bored.
Do y'all have any music recommendations?
Any LastFM or ListenBrainz lists to go through?
A custom Spotify playlist?
Yeet it my way, if you feel like it ✌🏻
#Music

Completely unexamined productivity killer: creating an industrial contagion that makes your workers want to jump out the fucking window

RE: https://mastodon.social/@JulianOliver/117017586999838411
TL; DR: We’ve already fucked ourselves. How badly we end up fucking ourselves is up to us.

and shit loads of old punk zines. some of them are fucking old. ones i can even remember when i was a kid.
also you can filter by date etc. there is loads.
https://archive.org/details/misczinespunk

just saw someone cross a street holding a stack of Actual Fucking Compact Disks in the big 26 and for some reason that’s really funny to me :P

Oi, @… WTF is this colour gradient across the background of the tab bar in Firefox 157.0 ?
I can just about live with the rounded corners (I think it just leads to wasted space) in this new 'Nova' UI/theme... but this colour gradient is fucking distracting.
#Firefox

Did a video shoot for the Balsäk Band yesterday! It's amazing how easy it can be when you have a great subject. These guys are an absolute rolling ball of chaos, but then when it's time to turn it on they know exactly what to do — and it was magic.
I'm now fully convinced I also need a 12mm lens for my camera rig. This is going to be so fucking expensive…
#TheAdventuresOfDirkBalsäk

Joe Walsh
@WalshFreedom
For the umpteenth time:
Quit trying to analyze Trump.
Quit trying to figure out why he says and does the things he says and does.
I'm so fucking sick of listening to some panel on CNN try to discuss his latest bizarre pronouncement
like he's some normal human being.
Stop that.
This isn't complicated
- He's not a normal human being.
He's a sociopath.
He lies as he breathes.
He…

RE: https://mastodon.ie/@aceade/117127043573165745
Has he tried fucking right off? Because I have a feeling fucking right off might really work for him.

5.75 hours of doing absolutely fucking nothing to go.
Fun.
Why did I even get out of bed, today?

Twenty years ago, Facebook was fun. It was social, it mattered. It was the underdog alternative to Murdoch-owned MySpace. I actively tried to get my friends to switch to it.
If you're a kid now, Facebook has *always* been a festering pile of smelly dog bums.
Fucking bizarre, innit?

fucking google, man

European Commission: Sovereignty is copying what the US does.
Muster some fucking imagination and maybe an ounce or two of integrity too while you’re at it, you muppets.
CC @…

Today's listening. I'm going to hijack the #Europe hashtag heh heh. Super solid. These guys were just so badly painted into a corner by "the final countdown", but they have always been been just a fucking ferocious hard rock band that had everything it takes to be great. The albums over the last decade have always hit the mark.

Lotta NetBSD shilling happening lately for some reason. I had a really fucking unpleasant experience with a core contributor ~18 years ago that kinda put me off ever using it again.

I love this song - and especially the Tails - so fucking much 💕

I was watching #GraniteHarbour and #JohnGordonSinclair did *one look* at the end of a scene, ONE FUCKING LOOK and I started weeping.
This fucker has been making me cry for the last 46 years, ever since he played a gangly, daft cunt called Gregory.
Actors do not get enough praise.

Rufo's head on a fucking pike. Please? 🥺👉👈
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cak4klqoj3bqgk5rj6b4f5do/post/3mrsh6qlk7c2d

Mike Masnick (@masnick.com)
I dislike the whole "let them fight" meme... but... you know... sometimes it's just really appropriate. FL's AG threatening to abuse his power to investigate Chris Rufo for criticizing Desantis' choice to de-wokify the University of Florida is popcorn-worthy https://www.chronicle.com/article/floridas-great-conservative-crack-up?sra=true

“Have you tried presidenting better?” Jon Stewart advised Trump.
“You could. But no.
You could ban the press or you could be a better fucking president.
“I mean, give the press something to work with! ‘Oh, here’s a positive story:
I never thought my car could take $140 worth of gas in such a small tank. I had no idea!’
“And not for nothing,” he continued, “have we ever had a president, just flat-out in the Oval Office, come out against the constitution?
‘W…

Jon Stewart on Trump’s White House media ban: ‘authoritarian crackdown’
Late-night hosts respond to Trump’s removal of outlets such as CNN and Politico from the White House press pool over ‘negative stories’

Ok also: fucking #ChicagoBears getting it DONE with the 3rd string QB
#Chicago

I'm so fucking beat, may the next 7.5 hours fly by, asap 🙏🏻

Watching Blade Runner 2049 again. Gah, it's so fucking good. We just started it up (gonna have to piece it out over days) but fuuuck I love the long, quiet shots- you just SEEP in them as you watch it.

God, what a fucking asshole.
Anyways, I've already spent some time removing #neovim from about half of my build/development containers. For now I'm going back to #vim, but once vim-classic or #evi

“Israel is facing weeks of water shortages after an exceptional algae bloom crippled much of its desalination capacity, in a crisis scientists say was triggered when Israeli attacks destroyed much of Gaza’s wastewater infrastructure, causing a massive discharge of untreated sewage.”
I’m gonna need a smaller fucking violin.

Israel facing water shortages caused by destruction of Gaza’s treatment plants
Five desalination plants shut down for days, while Gaza remains in grip of severe water and sanitation crisis

Man..
Did I have a shitty night.
And when I finally fell asleep I dreamt of not being able to fucking fall asleep.
Thanks for nothing, brain 🙄

What kind of person posts a fucking Mac Plus 1MB on eBay for £1200 and then puts in the description "Picture just for illustration purposes"?
A gobshite, that's what.

Nationalise fucking EVERYTHING

Hey, Zionists! Take a fucking bow. Your latest kills are in. @… https://mastodon.neometropolis.net/@gazanotice/116957150028311468

Gaza Notifications (@gazanotice@mastodon.neometropolis.net)
Attached: 1 image 🚨BREAKING: Entire Palestinian family wiped out in an Israeli strike on Gaza. An Israeli airstrike killed an entire family in Gaza today : father Firas Ahmad Al-Masri, his wife Salsabeel, and their four children: Naeem Firas Al-Masri Faryal Firas Al-Masri Salma Firas Al-Masri Ameera Firas Al-Masri #Israel #Palestine #Gaza #Palestinian

So I just watched the extended look on 'Grand Theft Auto VI' and I gotta say that the attention to detail is fucking insane.
Rockstar outdid themselves, yet again, and I can't wait to see what the game looks like on PC, when it comes out in a year or so 😁
#GrandTheftAutoVI #GrandTheftAuto6

14yo: "Dad, I think it's time to finally retire this [tube of] toothpaste."
14yo: *hands me a completely deflated tube*
me: *squeezes out a pea-sized amount of toothpaste*
14yo: "Are you fucking kidding me? Oh. My. God."
me: "Still good!"

RE: https://mas.to/@markwyner/116957384299500821
Yeah, fuck Mullvad and fuck Daniel Berntsson. Fucking fascists.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@bobthomson70/116968996195666207
He can continue as a state-endorsed FULL TIME FUCKING CLOWN.

The world is literally split between people who are justifying genocide and folks who strongly believe no one should be committing genocide.
Same species.
Blows my fucking mind.