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@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-04 07:14:38

Never forgot how completely fucking cartoonish the entire Adams administration was.
And that our current NY City Council just stood by and watched the whole thing without doing much more than sternly-worded letters.
And Governor Hochul, when given the opportunity, decided *not* to remove Adams from office.

"Greenpoint, we fucking did it!" screamed Council Member Lincoln Restler, who, with Assembly Member Emily Gallagher started the latest round of activism in 2021 after the hit-and-run death of local teacher Matthew Jenson. That death led to a $40-million commitment by the de Blasio administration to make McGuinness safe — but the Adams administration scaled back the full redesign as part of corruption scandal that included top aide Ingrid Lewis-Martin blocking the road diet in exchange for an ap…

Low income people don't save, they spend.
The real recipients of welfare are corporations.
Not just through sales, but also because welfare payments are wage subsidies.
The ghost of Keynes is standing over his grave shouting "I fucking told you so!!"
syzito.xyz/@selzero/1154914425

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-12-04 18:03:05

Fucking yes… finally! Thank you, Ireland, Spain, and Netherlands!
“Ireland will not participate in next year’s Eurovision Song Contest, and it will not be broadcast on RTÉ, after organiser the European Broadcasting Union confirmed today that Israel will be allowed to take part … Spain’s national broadcaster RTVE and the Netherlands’ AvroTros also announced that they would boycott the contest.”
Maybe we should rename it to the Genocidevision Song Contest?
Now… any more Euro…

@bencurthoys@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 10:34:28

Grr and argh.
The people who make government websites generally tend to do a halfway decent job of meeting the spec, but they really really need to learn to push back when the spec is FUCKING STUPID.
Having just completed my "Annual Filing" with Companies House - and why is that even a thing, we're not posting fucking vellum to Victorian clerks who scurry up ladders to deposit the sacred paperwork in the appropriate filing cabinet any more - I got a new scary emai…

 This is an official email to the company’s registered email address from Companies House. If you’re a third-party agent who has received this email on behalf of the company, please forward this message to the company directors.

MONAD SOFTWARE LTD’s people with significant control need to verify their identity for Companies House
There’s a new legal requirement for a company’s people with significant control (PSCs) to verify their identity for Companies House, and to confirm that they have …
@hynek@mastodon.social
2025-12-05 02:34:40

dropping liquid ass on us and fucking off sure is a boss move

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-05 23:13:55

Hey Friends, if you're wondering what's been going on with me. Life has been sucking pretty hard lately.
rasterweb.net/raster/2026/01/0

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-01-04 14:21:00

Big Think is pop-sci drivel with a questionable cast of ‘experts’ that still lives on MechaHitler’s CSAM-generating platform and (based on its accessibility statement) uses an overlay (I block them, so not sure which).
An author citing Ayn Rand is just icing.
dair-community.social/@emilymb

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 05:01:36

Honestly I’m fucking fried, so let’s pace ourselves, I guess 😵‍💫

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-04 05:25:03

Found a website about California Horse Racing and the horse names are fucking incredible. tag yourself im either Unusual Heat or Lost Bus
californiahorseracinghistory.n

"Where the past comes alive."

Welcome to the online home of the horses, races, people, and tracks
that have been part of the rich history of racing in the Golden State.

Here you will read about the personalities of both yesteryear and the present day,
the grand venues that have played host to many of the sport's greatest champions,
and the most memorable races and achievements involving California horses and jockeys.

May you all have fun traveling through more than a century of racing histor…
Ack Ack•Affirmed•Althea•A.P.Indy•Amazombie•American Pharoah•Ancient Title•Arrogate•At the Spa•Authentic•Avatar
Bast•Bayern•Becca Taylor•Bodemeister•Bookies Luck
California Chrome•Candy Ride•Catalina Cruiser•Ceiling Crusher•Charismatic•Chasing Yesterday•Citation•City of Light•Coil•Colonel John•Corniche•Creative Cause
Danzing Candy•Dortmund•Drefong
Eden's Moon•Enola Gray•Excessive Blend
Ferdinand•Firing Line•Flashback•Flightline•Fun to Dream•Fusaichi Pegasus
Game On Dude•Game Winner•Georgie Boy•G…
@jake4480@c.im
2026-01-05 12:45:17

This asshole fish decided to walk out of the water one day and now I have to go to work and pay rent

A bunch of people giving that fish that walked out of water the fucking finger
@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-05 19:58:59

Labor people know more than your fucking boss—get organized and make them choke on it.
#Anarchism #Syndicalism

World map graphic titled International Workers Association Sections and Friends showing the global presence of the IWA-AIT, with a grey world map background and red, black, and white circular logos placed over countries in Europe, the Americas, Asia, and Oceania representing member sections and friendly organizations; a list on the left names sections and friends by country including Australia, Serbia, Bangladesh, France, Spain, Brazil, Russia, Norway, Sweden, Indonesia, Slovakia, the UK, Colom…
@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-02-04 16:35:15
Content warning:

RE: mastodon.social/@Gargron/11601
There are so many good points raised in this video, the most important obviously being the one about rich people fucking us over.
But one thing that I feel is expressed several times, and is not…

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-01-04 22:30:44

Colonial nations didn't stop colonialism because they became moral. They stopped because it was untenable. The advancement of asymmetric warfare made it impossible to maintain colonial holdings and those empires crumbled.
The answer was neoliberalism and soft power. Trump had annihilated the financial systems that held that fragile order in place.
#Venezuela will probably end up trying to teach Trump the lesson everyone else learned in the 20th century, but since he's incapable of learning it may very well teach him the lesson Afghanistan taught the USSR.
We'll see how it goes.
It's still possible that we could end up with the US interfering so much that the only people left able to defend space are anarchists. South and Central America actually has some really interesting and advanced anarchist tendencies, so fucking with that could absolutely blow up in Trump (and every other authoritarian's) face.
I hope that the Venezuelan people can take advantage of the situation to get rid of both a shitty dictator and the shitty colonizers who want to replace him.

@emd@cosocial.ca
2026-02-05 17:05:48

RE: mastodon.social/@grrlscientist
Man pays $50M for a wedding but lays off journalists.
Fucking rich people.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-04 14:10:42

It's fucking snowing

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-12-05 03:41:51

I heard about something call "Nano Banana Pro" and I was *really* hoping it would be something like this and not some fucking AI bullshit.
#noAI

The Banana Arduino from WTFDuino
@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2026-01-04 04:33:08
Content warning: Lament

Big fucking headache (also had a migraine earlier)

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-06 01:31:29

Now that Eric Adams is out of the picture (fucking FINALLY), the next person that I really want to have an air conditioner fall on their head is Stephen Miller. Far less likely since he's in DC rather than NYC, but I'm still crossing my fingers and hoping.

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2025-12-04 17:08:11

This years ‘tile’ pattern is last year’s ‘card’ pattern, which is the prior year’s ‘block’ pattern, which is just a reformulation of the ‘slide’ that was yanked from the ‘slider’ that didn’t slide and it was always and still is a pile of nested fucking `<div>`s with an event handler on an `<a href="#">`.
Well done, design system monkeys. Well done.

@rachel@norfolk.social
2026-01-03 17:48:10

Oh, and a little message for Kier Starmer: Now is the time to grow a fucking backbone.

@ellie@ellieayla.net
2026-01-03 19:54:27

Stop fucking oil.

@pgcd@mastodon.online
2026-01-03 10:20:54

To be fair, she had a weird laugh and wasn't pro-Gaza enough.
Morons. Stupid fucking idiots.

@wraithe@mastodon.social
2026-01-03 16:54:54

Vance is probably hoping they’ll rename it “Vanceuela”
I know, I know, don’t give them any fucking ideas. 🙄
bsky.app/profile/ericmgarcia.b

@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2026-01-03 20:17:52
Content warning:  

To look at the bright side: I sincerely hope world leaders today are waking up to what some of us always knew about the Trump presidency.
It’s not a fucking game, political norms will not save you, get your shit together and be ready for this to get real for you.
It’s been real for us for a while.

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-05 18:31:33

Hi #FOSS and #VR community, I’ve got an Oculus Go headset and I’m looking for some advice.
Any recommendations for jailbreaking it, installing custom apps, or using it without needing a fucking Facebook account to load custom APK apps like NewPipe?
I remember having NewPipe installed o…

@joe@toot.works
2026-01-02 14:20:03

Fucking assholes!

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-01-03 03:13:54

#Caturday

Picture of a house cat crouched on a pillow, looking to the left.

Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can, which makes it all the more impressive when they totally fucking ignore you.

RE: mas.to/@therightarticle/115826
The rich are fucking scum.
Pure scum.

@blackknight95857669@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-03 04:35:58

I have figured out what the problem with The Last Caretaker is. It's "Global Illumination". When I set it to Low, my CPU settles down to a still kinda balmy 82C. Bit high imo, but ok. (Yeah I know AMD chips are "designed to run hot" I just don't like seeing 8 on the front of the temp, just a me thing)
However.. the frame rate drops from around 75ish to fucking TWENTY, TWO ZERO. With dips into the TEENS. TF. If I try to FSR it back to playable, the CPU BBQ k…

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-01-29 23:30:32

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #AfternoonShow
Atmosphere:
🎵 Don't Ever Fucking Question That
#Atmosphere
1ogclark.bandcamp.com/track/at
open.spotify.com/track/0SKqViT

@luana@wetdry.world
2025-11-29 22:13:29
Content warning: Far Cry 6 late game spoilers

The only good thing about this game is Jonrón, and well they just fucking killed her. I might as well just abandon this game now.
Of course the one game that has a cute girl with strong abs and navel piercing has to fucking kill her.

@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
2026-02-02 18:55:07

I hate #Microsoft #Sharepoint with the fire of a thousand suns.
Have a folder with bunch of files all with the same filename but different extensions? Too fucking bad, good luck searching for `<filename>` and then picking the right (extension) cause we don't SHOW YOU THAT. Fuck you (L)user!

<…
@al3x@hachyderm.io
2025-11-29 22:32:52

Avoid using Chrome as Google is evil.
Yeah, but first Apple, give us a fucking browser that actually works on every fucking site out there.

@crell@phpc.social
2026-01-30 00:56:58

Do you want to participate in destroying the environment even faster while ignoring copyright law, or leave your industry of 20 years and try to find something else that may pay half as much?
That's basically the choice all developers are being given today.
I fucking hate it, and I fucking hate all the people who ignore all the externalities and damage and shrug "well it's inevitable."
Yeah, I'm in a bad mood.

@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2026-02-03 08:34:46

With all that's been coming out, I wouldn't be surprised if Alex Jones had Epstein on a fucking rolodex.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-30 19:32:14

I fucking don't want to live in interesting times theguardian.com/music/2026/jan

@mikeymikey@hachyderm.io
2026-01-01 19:24:02

Remembering my time at Dropbox today
Tuck Shop was the fucking bomb

"democratic values, in the reality that the United States has walked away from them … what should the allies do?"
readtheline.ca/p/matt-gurney-w

@jake4480@c.im
2026-01-03 23:57:40

This one's pretty cool. Sludgy and doomy and gritty-- DEAD NEANDERTHALS are from Nijmegen, Netherlands and they're known for their innovation- other things they've done has had sax, etc - this demo from just a couple days ago is just synth, drums and (heavily distorted) vocal. And it's fucking great.

@ripienaar@devco.social
2025-12-01 12:58:50

Every time I try to use Obsidian I just dont understand how anyone can use this fucking editor?
Who thinks opening a quote with ``` should then visually start a quote block and put the ``` inside the text of the quote block? And then when you remove the ``` it removes the quote block?
Or when you make a "*" bullet list it visually makes a bullet list but then also put your bullet in the bullet list which you then have to remove?
And that's in "source"…

@yrlaNor@social.tchncs.de
2026-01-02 08:20:41

#DHL hat mal wieder meinen status als selbstverzoller ignoriert und kassiert sieben fucking euro fünfzig dafür, daß ich fünf euro für die einfuhr bezahlen muß.
wo kann ich gegen diesen wucher klagen?!

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-01-31 17:32:31

'Fucking Insane': Journalist Finds at Least 2,300 Illegal ICE Detentions Since July | Common Dreams
commondreams.org/news/ice-dete

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-03 09:04:47

this fucking country, I swear...

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2026-01-03 22:27:09
Content warning: Lament

I’d be doing better if the fucking Nazis weren’t running amok internationally and domestically, you know?

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-12-31 15:41:42

It is unfortunate that someone is making it so easy to run a Fediverse site that any child can do it. @… decayable.ink/objects/46f47332

@rachel@norfolk.social
2025-12-02 17:18:48

Imagine thinking it was in any way appropriate to hold a fucking vote on whether to support a marginalised group or not. Imagine. 🤦‍♀️
#ukpolitics flipboard.co…

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 14:52:57

#Shitposting #Shitpost #ShamelesslyStolenFromSomewhereElseOnTheInternetHonestlyICantKeepTrackOfThisStuffAnymore

merry twigsmas 
@notpixietit

im employed at starbucks and we live in hell. the word Xmas is
BANNED, we are only allowed to say
happy holidays
my coworker asked a child what santa would bring her & a manager overheard
they took him out & shot him in the head. they fucking shot him in the head
@philip@mastodon.mallegolhansen.com
2025-12-02 20:47:00

@… “We’re seeing so much engagement with the bot!” Yeah no fucking shit, because all alternatives have vanished.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-31 22:25:22

I fucking hate KDE on Wayland. Entire evening wasted thanks to their goddamn fucking unnecessary hardcoded gestures. I am to the point of rebuilding kwin_wayland with the patch from the Arch AUR `kwin-without-gestures` package.
This was supposed to be getting fixed!
blogs.kde.org/2025/06/1…

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2025-11-30 02:43:32

Oh for fuck's sake

A Google captcha telling me to select all squares with motorcycles. ALl 16 squares in the grid contain part of a motorcycle so I have to make 16 fucking clicks.
@roland@devdilettante.com
2025-11-29 04:05:18

mstdn.plus/@gcvsa/115629686468 Truth is stranger than fiction. unbelievable, harvard, dominant hegemony privilege etc etc

@jake4480@c.im
2025-12-02 07:15:31

When you're just trying to be a wolfman but everyone keeps fucking with you

An old piece of art with a humanoid figure with a wolf head that is recoiling from hands coming at him in the foreground
@samvarma@fosstodon.org
2025-12-29 21:28:20

Meanwhile, my brother (from the UK) just replied to iMessages from his Surface
Fucking EU just making everything worse all the time

@harrysentonbury@social.linux.pizza
2025-11-28 13:51:25

imagine if your had to look after your own kids in Gaza. it is fucking shit.

@tante@tldr.nettime.org
2025-12-24 11:19:07

People love to hate on "Last Christmas" but Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time" is so much worse. Worst fucking Christmas song.

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2025-11-20 18:53:54

No, please, tell me again how the United States of America is not a fascist country. masto.ai/@Nonilex/115583505315

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-12-30 04:10:18

This is Republicans fucking with vote-by-mail because they can’t win elections fairly mstdn.social/@redcrew/11580612

@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
2025-12-27 20:59:49

make up your fucking mind

An image of part of an Arco gas pump. There is a panel with an RFID reader, as well as the Apple Pay, Samsung Pay, and Google Pay logos and the text "Embrace the future! We accept mobile wallet" above it. This whole ensemble is positioned conveniently below a much older looking sticker reading "DO NOT USE PHONE WHILE REFUELING".
@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2025-11-28 20:14:52

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
She Wants Revenge:
🎵 Tear You Apart
#SheWantsRevenge
psycarnage.bandcamp.com/track/
open.spotify.com/track/1XYHqSf

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-02-01 02:32:56
Content warning:

#WordWeavers January 29 — Have you ever written a pet into one of your stories?
Several of the Greek gods have pets in Greek #mythology, so yes! Dionysos has pet panthers, for example, Demeter has dragons, and Zeus has fucking Pegasos to carry his thunderbolts, though I have not actually…

@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2025-12-30 20:05:59

Whoever named the fireplace was either on top of their game or just fucking tired of naming things.

@luana@wetdry.world
2025-11-30 11:53:57

Like, when they properly connect they’re fine. But getting them to properly connect is a fucking d100.

@servelan@newsie.social
2026-01-20 00:14:12

Those libs were so fucking lucky Todd Blanche wasn't there to shoot them in the face four times for daring to interrupt church - National Zero
nationalzero.com/2026/01/19/th

@cjust@infosec.exchange
2025-11-30 17:25:35

Comedian Sean Collins describing some common Canadian linguistic subtleties.
@StandUpComedy #SeanCollins
biglaughboutique.com/talent/se

Do you know the difference between it's time to go and it's go time? Because to a foreigner, to a foreigner, that doesn't sound like any different, does it? It's time to go, it's go time, but you got to explain to them, no, no, if it's time to go, then you're leaving. If it's go time, shit's about to kick off, all right? And if it's fucking go time, there's a chance you're going to get hit with a chair. I'm sure it's a defense in court in this country. 

I'm pretty sure, like, there have been a…
@wraithe@mastodon.social
2025-11-24 21:04:35

So for the “copying isn’t stealing” crowd, let me make this really clear:
Yes it fucking is
If an author made a copy of their book openly available for download on their site & said “just hit this link to pay me for it” & you downloaded that without paying for it you fucking stole it.
No diff.

There can be no sarcasm on social media*, no level of piquancy. Because even if most people do get it, the 10% who don't will @ you to fucking death.
jfc
Add to that AMERICANS and fucking hell, don't even bother. You'll be muting convos for donkeys.
*by which I mean Mastodon, home of the zero entendre

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2025-12-30 16:31:31

Latching mechanisms are so fucking cool! Especially the ones that do not rely on gravity.

No!
Fuck you!
STOP!
GET OUT!
I'm fine, I'm breathing
I'm just angry
I'm 70 years old and I'm fucking angry
Oh, just fuck off
bsky.app/profile/acyn.bsky.soc

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-28 19:29:27

These are just the weirdest fucking people theguardian.com/us-news/2026/j

@hex@kolektiva.social
2025-11-27 22:44:41

You could kind of see that, even though he couldn't write a female character to save his life, Heinlein was really trying to be "woke." He would have absolutely fucking hated Musk and it could be more obvious from his writing. But yeah.... You have to actually read the book not just know the reference.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2025-12-01 21:54:54

My fucking memory is going :-(

@AimeeMaroux@mastodon.social
2026-01-15 17:11:20
Content warning:

I'm so fucking tired of every fucking store and company pushing their fucking app onto you, just stop!

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2025-12-19 22:27:04

It’s ridiculously funny how much the Right is convinced that there’s a personality cult around Bill Fucking Clinton.
There wasn’t a personality cult around Bill Fucking Clinton in 1993. There sure as hell isn’t one NOW. Most living Democrats are probably not old enough to have ever voted for him. Millennials definitively didn’t.
I would bet money that Clinton was technically prosecutable. @…

@servelan@newsie.social
2025-11-22 01:58:50

Fucking idiot spells Tim Walz's name wrong in racist post - National Zero
nationalzero.com/2025/11/21/fu

@chrislowles@mastodon.social
2025-12-31 05:06:00

Someone who was 13 when Trump basically took over everything is now 2 years into being old enough to drink alcohol. They were too young for whisky and now they're too old for his friends he may or may not have had at one point.
I'm so fucking tired man.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 14:28:57

It’s great to see a publication say “Naw, Fuck AI.” Support them if you can.
#noAI

@luana@wetdry.world
2025-11-29 22:23:40

Still, even before this the only reason I didn’t refund this game is that I left it open while having lunch and when I thought about refunding it was already 1 hour past Steam’s 2h limit
Like, from the very start of the game you’re told to “uncover the code” of the revolution and then “the code” is a fucking huge blue arrow. I’m all for making things clearly visible, but at this point just use quest markers?

All worry is laid to waste.
The endorphins rushing wild from the freezing water,
the music pounding through my body,
the caffeine,
the fucking ducks and the God-roiling sky
– no what-ifs,
no yeah-buts,
no what-abouts, 
no caveats, at all.
I am made happy,
and that happiness is entire and incontestable.
And all the way home, I go
— to my beautiful waking wife
– on this, the best day ever.
Love, Nick Cave

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-30 19:56:51

What a fucking useless website.

Email to me from linkedin, with the subject "Flock is hiring in New York"
@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-01 21:28:51

I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY MADE KWIN_WAYLAND'S FUCKING HARDCODED GESTURES BULLSHIT EAT AN ENTIRE BAG OF DICKS AND TOSS ITSELF OUT THE NEAREST AIRLOCK \o/ \o/ \o/ 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

@midtsveen@social.linux.pizza
2026-01-19 22:41:55

No, fuck off. I don’t subscribe to Nazis, liberals, conservatives, or whatever corporate nazi media circus you’re drooling over.
You think I’m siding with the billionaire suits? Have you completely fucking lost it?
Are you out of your fucking mind?

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-27 23:18:40

RE: hachyderm.io/@thomasfuchs/1159
The weirdest fucking sentence in this is “AI isn’t just another tech trend — it’s at the heart of most apps, tools and technology we use today”.
That is just an outright blatant lie. How did they come up with this bullshit?
They’re completely untrustworthy fartwaffles.

@theodric@social.linux.pizza
2026-02-01 23:32:54

After patching and rebuilding kwin_wayland to remove the bullshit-ass fucking hardcoded gestures that have been in there since at least 2021 with an open bug, funding spent, and no resolution in sight, and thereafter installing both fusuma and fusuma-plugin-sendkey, I have sucessfully gotten KDE on Wayland to behave normally qua gestures. I think.
XScreenSaver 6.11 has preliminary (non-locking) Wayland support, which may obviate my dirty hack to watch input devices DBus and run demo…

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-01-31 04:05:10

Today was my first real attempt at using a split keyboard. I have two issues: first is getting used to a different style keyboard than I am used to, and the second is making this PC keyboard function properly on macOS. Karabiner-Elements and Keyboard Maestro got *almost* everything working right. (And some makeshift gaff tape labels.) Those keys on the left keep fucking me up! (1/2)

A Kinesis Freestyle KB700 PC keyboard.
@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-12-30 03:27:25

only two more days of eric fucking adams 🎉

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2025-12-28 20:30:51

I feel like there’s an extremely suspect form of implicit trust going on with generative AI, i.e. “everyone‘s using it, and everything will turn out alright!” No, it won’t! For you specifically!!! At least if you’re not already a fucking billionaire!

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-12-26 01:52:16

It's so fucking sad that this guy who wrote some of the most classic computer books in the 70s and 80s now has gone off the deep end and pooped AI-generated imagery all over his website that _misspells the names of his own books_.
mitchwaite.com

@jake4480@c.im
2026-01-16 15:30:45

I shouldn't even call my ex wife my ex wife, I should really just call her a baby mama. My kid is 19 now and I've made sure to not say nasty things about her to him or around him, which she's made fairly fucking difficult. But I'm working at being the better fucking person or some stupid shit like that 😂

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2025-11-28 20:33:02

Y'know, I don't really need daily emails from the place I buy water filters from.
I hate how every fucking company out there is like, "oh you ordered something from us, that means we'll add you to our spam list. DID YOU KNOW WE'RE HAVING A 20% SALE ON THIS THING THAT ISN'T EVEN COMPATIBLE WITH THE THING YOU BOUGHT?? HURRY AND SAVE NOW!"

Trump's weird claim during the debate accusing Dems of post-birth abortions that we all just dismissed as him being stupid suddenly makes horrific sense now.
Every accusation is a fucking confession.
bsky.app/profile/wawotm.bsky.s

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-11-24 01:03:46

Well, idk, maybe MAKE SOME FUCKING PHONES THAT ACTUALLY HAVE NEW FEATURES AND AREN'T JUST FLATTER
cnbc.com/2025/11/23/how-device

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2025-12-18 00:14:52
Content warning: #uspol (United States politics)

You know, when you think about it, Congress already authorized this war, by fucking giving away every single bit of power, preemptively even! Hope the White House sends everyone a fucking commemorative baseball cap

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
2025-11-25 04:19:13

Beautiful Burnout (fucking chills) youtu.be/aYYu1lO97SI?si=L4FH3V

I can’t even begin to describe to you how fucking bonkers this is
skywriter.blue/pages/did:plc:6

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-01-27 07:37:11

RE: social.ridetrans.it/@Andres4NY
I really fucking hate this language. Literally filled up my scrollback buffer for a single line error.

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2025-12-23 03:05:22

when you’re an AI bro and you’re horny for chatbots disenfranchising people from health care but it’s fucking 1949

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-01-23 16:51:04

RE: mastodon.social/@verge/1159443
The fucking AI bullshit needs to end