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@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-09 04:29:42

2026 NFL Power Rankings: Way-Too-Early Look At How Every Team Stacks Up foxsports.com/stories/nfl/2026

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-02-09 04:03:55

2026 NFL Power Rankings: Way-Too-Early Look At How Every Team Stacks Up foxsports.com/stories/nfl/2026

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-03-09 07:50:44

A look at the OpenClaw craze in China: AI labs launch tools to help users set up OpenClaw, a Shenzhen district drafts policies to support AI agents, and more (Bloomberg)
bloomberg.com/news/articles/20

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-08 20:17:21

Cuteness singularity

Put it with a black cat sitting in a wire basket while looking straight up, making the kitty look like it is bending spacetime.
@tgpo@social.linux.pizza
2026-05-07 20:52:43

I must need to look up the definition of a "good deal."
Go home #discogs, you're drunk.
#vinyl #music

Screenshot of discogs marketplace showing copy of Flee the Light by Calabrese on vinyl up for sale for $250.00 plus shipping. Discogs has marked this as a "Good Deal."
@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-04-08 11:45:24

Willem challenged us to ask ourselves what we would do if we were living under Nazi occupation. Before all of this, I doubt anyone thought they would be complicit. I doubt anyone said to themselves, "nothing. I would cower in fear and do nothing."
But for 4 years or so we all answered that question again and again with our lives. Now here we are, answering it again... Every day. But it's no longer "what would you do during the rise of Hitler?" It's now, "what would you do after the invasion of Poland," and "what would you do after you knew about the concentration camps?"
For some people, the answer is still, "nothing."
But a lot of people have been brave in the face of it all. A lot of people have died, and a lot more will die. He will die, perhaps after a ruling by some court or other but, honestly, probably not. That's just how these things work out. Lots of people die, some for no reason, some because they stood up against injustice. A whole lot of people do nothing, until it's safe to claim victory... Until it's no longer safe to be on the other side.
That's just how these things go. Fascism is self-defeating, but it causes incredible harm on it's path of self-destruction. The more people who stand up, who risk themselves, the faster it collapses and the fewer it can hurt. That's also just how these things go. It's incredibly dangerous for everyone until enough people take some extra risk and make it safe for everyone again.
But that question still stands... Which one of those groups are you in? Are you proud of what you are doing, or will you look back with shame? Some of y'all have a lot to be proud of, but, if you're not, it's never too late to earn your way into that proud group.

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-04-08 17:42:03

from my link log —
1SubML: plan vs reality.
blog.polybdenum.com/2026/04/05
saved 2026-04-08

@ethanwhite@hachyderm.io
2026-02-09 14:10:01

When asking someone to do something it's important to be clear about everything you are asking them to do, and when you are asking them to do it, up front.
Increasingly I'm asked to do something, I look at my schedule and other commitments and agree to the ask, and then weeks later am informed that "as part of X (what I agreed to) everyone is expected to do Y (something time consuming that wasn't mentioned before)" or "we need you to provide X (something necessary the day of the event) a week in advance (when there was no indication of this early deadline at the initial ask)".
This means that the calculations someone made regarding whether they could participate are based an incomplete understanding of what is required. That's not fair and it either results in forcing the participant to deprioritize something else or makes them push back on something they never agreed to and potentially withdraw.

@jae@mastodon.me.uk
2026-05-08 17:27:43

X really twisted us to think that followers and engagement mean something. More people look at posts without interacting on these new social media platforms. We aren’t chasing an algorithm for engagement. Don’t give up.

@al3x@hachyderm.io
2026-03-08 13:00:33

I open Apple Notes to look for my notes earlier today and **surprise**, it is not showing up.
I'm kidding. There is absolutely NO SURPRISE that #Apple does NOT know, they absolutely do NOT know, how to implement push sync.
But we can continue to have huge expectations for #Apple AI.

@yaya@jorts.horse
2026-05-08 07:01:16

I adjusted my position on the bed ever so slightly and she became sabotabby

my cat doing the cat thing where they arch their back up real high and look like a Halloween decoration
sabotabby, a symbol of anarchosyndicalism, which is a black cat doing the arched back cat screaming thing in front of a red circle
@lpryszcz@genomic.social
2026-04-07 13:39:23

"Nurseries backed by private equity have sprouted up across the UK over the last five years, taking over independent businesses and merging them into gigantic chains. To an outside eye, many of these look the same as before, but they report profits that are as much as seven times greater than the surplus made by non-profit nurseries, spend up to 14% less on staff, and have far higher rates of staff turnover than nurseries run from schools."

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-04-05 23:32:54

[The quote is from the book _The Country Between Us_ by Carolyn Forché. It is some of the most powerful and gut-wrenching poetry I’ve ever read, and the book still burns like a hot coal in my hands when I hold it. The book is among other things the origin of my handle, “in the hands.” Don’t look up that quote; look up the book. Read it slowly. You’ll know the quotes when you find them.]

@sakhavi@aoir.social
2026-05-08 12:27:33

Why does Canada’s $20 bill look like it has a scene from a horror flick on it?

Close-up of Canadian $20 bill, on which Elizabeth II’s face floats menacing and huge above the parliament building
@cdp1337@social.bitsnbytes.dev
2026-04-07 21:29:28

php -S localhost:8000 -t .
HOLY CRAP!?! How have I never known that PHP has a built-in web server for development? How long has this been thing? (Rhetorical question as I'm about to look it up, just stating for emphasis on my surprise to have just found this option.)
#PHP

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-03-06 07:10:57

A look at local news outlets including The 51st, City Cast, and The Baltimore Banner expanding in Washington, D.C. to help fill a void created by WaPo layoffs (Sophie Culpepper/Nieman Lab)
niemanlab.org/2026/03/with-was

@daniel@social.telemetrydeck.com
2026-04-07 14:11:29

Oh look, my new wallpaper just dropped images.nasa.gov/details/art002

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-04-05 19:01:49

Look, I’m not saying I’m open to being kidnapped by aliens at this point if it means getting off this planet. All I’m saying is I wouldn’t put up a fight were it to happen.
*winks in the general direction of Alpha Centauri*

@grumpybozo@toad.social
2026-04-06 21:46:19

Cloudflare is preventing me from logging into a customer’s WordPress that they horked up. Apparently I look like a bot.
#Sysadminnery

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-05-06 06:32:30

😱
I had to look up "Langley HWDC" first to make sure that this isn't a veiled threat by the CIA.

A picture of a little red van, below it the text "In Transit" in bold. Below that the text: 
We have received your item at LANGLEY HWDC, our international processing centre. Your item is being prepared for despatch overseas.
@ncoca@social.coop
2026-04-06 08:09:18

I'm #hiring again and I really do wish people would look me up more before they applied. I'm not going to be impressed with your #google workplace skills, or your use of #canva, or any

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-03-05 00:50:59

Imagine having had opinions about many things in the past and now all you do is post about how great AI is.
Many such cases among software peeps I used to look up to.

@shriramk@mastodon.social
2026-05-04 11:53:45

Kinda' amazing that you can type this in and get a full, good (yes, I checked) summary of all the goings-on, far better than anything I can find in my (US) newspapers.

Please look up the election results in India last night, summarize what changed, and explain the likely consequences. Make sure you are looking up actual results on the Web, not hallucinating them!
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-03-05 06:41:08

Many of Stockholm's thriving tech businesses consider relocating as they look to scale up, amid growing US interest in Swedish AI startups Lovable and Legora (Orlando Crowcroft/Financial Times)
ft.com/content/cb371b43-d5af-4

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-05-06 18:49:20

There was a time when creating massive amounts of code would have been valuable. There was a time when lowering the bar for creating software would have been beneficial. But today we are inundated with garbage apps, written too quickly and never maintained, half-working libraries, projects someone took up once and abandoned (I have several), and grift startups just waiting to be acquired and "fixed."
#LLM code generation is a pestilence. We don't need more code owned by people who know less, we need less code managed by people who know more. It's literally the opposite of everything we want. Oh, but it will be easier for infosec to find bugs so it's fine, right? I've found critical bugs that never get fixed (I think one of mine is like 7 years old now).
There are a lot of bugs that just can't be fixed because there are no systems to fix them. Go on Shodan and look for ATGs. There are thousands of them. I'm betting that most of those are not honeypots. It may be possible to blow up a bunch of gas stations with a for loop, but, yeah, we need #AI to find some more bugs.
darkreading.com/ics-ot-securit

@primonatura@mstdn.social
2026-03-02 11:00:03

"Grasslands and Wetlands Are Being Gobbled Up By Agriculture, Mostly Livestock"
#Agriculture #Wetlands #Environment

We are at war.
Gas prices are climbing above $5 per gallon across much of the country.
The political apparatus of the country is rife with division, infighting, and bureaucratic chaos that threatens to further upset 250 years of historical precedent. 
But look at Marco Rubio over there, getting his groove on.
DJ at a wedding! What a lovely time.
The secretary of state was pictured this weekend behind the turntables at a family wedding queuing up Calvin Harris’ …

@crell@phpc.social
2026-03-04 17:22:23

How well do your Congressional representatives align with the ACLU? They have a neat little summary:
#uspol

@jdrm@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-06 07:03:49

No se si visteis esto. Lo que estš haciendo gente para poder programar y que en la empresa piensen que estš usando un agente de loroestocšstico danq.me/2026/03/03/ai-agent-lo

@shaun@mastodon.xyz
2026-05-04 15:22:09

Primaries are tomorrow, #Tennessee!
(Please don’t DM me if your voter registration is messed up, images are from a third-party social post)
#TN #Vote

Tennessee is
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Remember: If your vote didn't matter they wouldn't be trying so hard to stop it! Learn about the ways you can vote in tomorrow's elections.
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We have received reports of people being deregistered or having their polling location changed. Double-check before you plan your day tomorrow.
Find
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Look up your Sample Ballot, Polling Location, Elected Officials, and other useful voter information. Redistricting updates are being made as they are received from county election commissions.
Use this chance to make your Voice be heard.
Overwhelmed?
Understandable! Check sites like ballotpedia or vote411 for a breakdown of your ballot!
@qurlyjoe@mstdn.social
2026-04-04 16:12:11

#caturday

Single-panel comic.
Two cats, apparently a male and a female, are “standing” at a table on which is a plate with a fish on it. They have human clothes on. The male cat is holding up the tail of the fish in one “hand” and a knife in the other. He has a sheepish look on his face, and 2 beads of sweat coming off his head. The female cat stands with her arms folded across her chest, saying, “I hope you licked yourself before handling our food?”
Caption at bottom: Faux Paws.
@aredridel@kolektiva.social
2026-04-02 02:14:53

RE: dair-community.social/@timnitG
I really think that we _are_ starting to build those tools. I'm party to a lot of discussions about how to use these tools well, and a lot of that starts to look like systems design: what are controls? What are the feedback loops? Where do we need to add new frictions? Where do we need to eliminate old bottlenecks?
We are still very, _very_ early in this.
But the work is getting done, and a lot of us 'haters' need to get in the drivers seat and start putting up useful critique like mttaggart's. I don't agree with the entire article, but it's solid work and solid case report. It’s very good stuff. We need a lot more of these conversations.
And we need to let people hate it. Not to be confused with obstinate blocking, but to have the feelings of hating it, of disliking the processes it engenders, of finding those new footings — or rejecting the bad ones. We can't look at this clearly unless we have the space to hate it.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-04-04 22:43:14

We can save the internet by going back our roots*
*cat memes

Cat meme video compilation of cat meme to the tune of Capital Cities - Safe and Sound

I could lift you up
I could show you what you wanna see
And take you where you wanna be
You could be my luck
Even if the sky is falling down
I know that I'll be safe and sound

Each line of lyrics shows cats doing dancing and/or doing things Related to the verse, and then for the horn part it shows a cat sniffing a horn that makes the kitty look like it's playing it.
@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-03-06 09:25:47

A look at SpaceX's IPO, reportedly aiming to raise up to $50B at a $1.75T valuation, more than seven times higher than its ~$200B valuation in October 2024 (Financial Times)
ft.com/content/5bf1fe0c-1593-4

@ErikJonker@mastodon.social
2026-03-24 14:43:47

Lviv, look it up on the map, really close. Russia keeps targeting pure civilian , not military targets....
#Ukraine #Russia #Lviv
From Bluesky:

@CerstinMahlow@mastodon.acm.org
2026-04-01 18:57:24

Best message I received today:
“I just had a look at the website, and it’s up and running. In the middle of the night!!”
(punctuation as it appears in the original message)
I can haz vacation please?

@arXiv_nlinCG_bot@mastoxiv.page
2026-04-02 08:10:37

How local rules generate emergent structure in cellular automata
Manuel Pita
arxiv.org/abs/2604.00273 arxiv.org/pdf/2604.00273 arxiv.org/html/2604.00273
arXiv:2604.00273v1 Announce Type: new
Abstract: Cellular automata generate spatially extended, temporally persistent emergent structures from local update rules. No general method derives the mechanisms of that generation from the rule itself; existing tools reconstruct structure from observed dynamics. This paper shows that the look-up table contains a readable causal architecture and introduces a forward model to extract it. The key observation in elementary cellular automata (ECA) is that adjacent cells share input positions, so the prime implicants of neighbouring transitions overlap. That overlap can couple the transitions causally or leave them independent. We formalize each pairwise interaction as a tile. A finite-state, tiling transducer, $\mathcal{T}$, composes tiles across the CA lattice, tracking how coupling and independence propagate from one cell pair to the next. Structural properties of $\mathcal{T}$ are used to classify ECA rules that can sustain regions of causal independence across space and time. We find that, in the 88 ECA equivalence classes, the number of local configurations at which coupling is structurally impossible -- computable from the look-up table -- predicts the prevalence of dynamically decoupled regions with Spearman $\rho = 0.89$ ($p < 10^{-31}$). The look-up table encodes not just what a rule computes but where it distributes causal coupling across the lattice; the framework reads that distribution forward, from local logical redundancy to emergent mesoscopic organization.
toXiv_bot_toot

@UP8@mastodon.social
2026-05-01 20:32:56

Been up cleaning at Room 23 and returning library books so I took a good look at this bookshelf
#photo #photography #bookshelf

Collection of books including Dr. Suess, Bocchi the Rock, western children's books, the Great White Mantle (about glaciers), Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear, Haruhi Suzumiya, Generation Of Vipers with a single library book DOUBLE-EDGED DIPLOMACY on the far side
@bobmueller@mastodon.world
2026-04-03 22:00:06

Another very cool Artemis launch photo.
x.com/erikkuna/status/20400527

@kexpmusicbot@mastodonapp.uk
2026-02-18 18:36:29

🇺🇦 #NowPlaying on KEXP's #MiddayShow
Stars:
🎵 Look Up
#Stars
rmmsc.bandcamp.com/track/even-

@dfupdate@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-02 07:10:01

Pontus and some other members tidied up in our electronics corner yesterday. Just look how much usable space there is now! We never had so few boxes standing around in our L-room! <3
#hackerspace #electronics

The picture shows Update's electronics corner. On the left side there is a small table with soldering and lab equipment. Next to the table, a few boxes are stacked with a 3D printer looking out of the top one. On the right wall there are wooden component drawers. On the wall behind the lab table there are blankets covering the windows. Amazingly, barely anything is lying around on the floor and only four boxes are visible in the picture.
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-24 17:14:32

Next Man Up: What does a fully healthy Shavon Revel Jr. look like? dallascowboys.com/news/next-ma

@compfu@mograph.social
2026-04-29 15:01:04

Whenever people in a music video are lip-syncing their song while moving in slowmotion this is filmed by having a sped-up song on set for people to sing along to. Slowing down the video by the right amount makes everything look epic. So jump into this audiovisual masterpiece at 0:50 or 3:20, switch to 1.5x speed and imagine being on that set while a kid just walks around rapping to that sped-up song 😁

@stsquad@mastodon.org.uk
2026-05-01 17:10:28

Keeping the #qemu issue tracker under control involves regularly triaging the reports and labelling them so they can (hopefully) be routed to a developer who can look deeper. We have had an up-tick in submissions recently so I've experimented with an #agentskill to off-load some of the more rout…

@AccordionBruce@Mastodon.social
2026-02-28 16:17:58

Electronic accordionist Grayssoker just posted a tune “1312” which I had to look up and found it’s a corollary to ACAB
There’s a ton of heavy mostly Eastern European hip-hop songs of the same title with dudes rapping in black masks, harshly flipping off cops and stuff
I don’t know if it’s a cover of one of those or what
From @…
🪗✊🏼

@vrandecic@mas.to
2026-03-29 21:20:10

Project Hail Mary is the opposite of Don't Look Up. And both are great movies.

@leftsidestory@mstdn.social
2026-04-01 00:54:25

Set the Unsettled 🧘
尘埃落定 🧘
📷 Pentax MX
🎞️ Lucky SHD 400
If you like my work, buy me a coffee from PayPal #filmphotography

Lucky LUCKY SHD 400 (FF)

##English

A black and white photograph of a person walking outdoors. The person is wearing a jacket, pants, and a face mask, and is carrying a bucket in one hand. The scene is set in a park or courtyard with trees and a paved path. The trees cast shadows on the ground, and the person appears to be walking along the path.

##中文

一张黑白照片,拍摄的是一个在户外行走的人。这个人穿着外套、裤子,戴着口罩,一只手提着一个水桶。场景设在一个公园或庭院,周围有树木和铺砌的小路。树木在地面上投下影子,这个人看起来正沿着小路行走。
Lucky LUCKY SHD 400 (FF)

##English

A black and white photograph of a person walking under large trees in a park or garden. The person is wearing a striped shirt and a jacket, and is walking on a paved path. The trees are tall and provide shade, creating a peaceful atmosphere.

##中文

一张黑白照片,拍摄的是一个在公园或花园里大树下行走的人。这个人穿着条纹衫和外套,正走在铺砌的小路上。树木高大,提供阴凉,营造出宁静的氛围。
Lucky LUCKY SHD 400 (FF)
##English

A black and white photograph showing a close-up of an object, a file clip on a metal. The background includes a brick wall and a metal railing, with a chair partially visible in the background.

##中文

一张黑白照片,特写拍摄的是一个白色物体,一个夹在金属上的夹子。背景中有一面砖墙和一个金属栏杆,还有一把椅子部分可见。
Lucky LUCKY SHD 400 (FF)

##English

A close-up black and white photograph of a dried plant. The main focus is on a large, textured stone with a hole in the center, surrounded by several other dried petals and leaves. The petals and leaves look fresh and curled, giving a sense of life.

##中文

这是一张黑白照片,特写拍摄的是一株干枯的植物或花朵。照片的主要焦点是一个带有中心孔洞的大型、质感明显的石头,周围环绕着几个花瓣和叶子。花瓣和叶子都有皱纹且卷曲,给人一种生命的感觉。
@johnleonard@mastodon.social
2026-02-23 16:06:54

When Meta released its new AI-enhanced smart glasses last October, many minds travelled back to Google Glass, the search giant’s abortive venture into the same territory a decade previously. A lot has changed in 10 years.
computing.co.…

@cyrevolt@mastodon.social
2026-04-29 11:46:13

What many people don't know is that my name actually means
"Support Lady Judge of God". For real. You can look it up.

@smashtie@mas.to
2026-04-29 18:43:09

Bliss. #CatsOfMastodon #cats

A black and white cat having her chin scratched. Her head is tilted back to look right up at the ceiling. Whiskers forward.
@georgiamuseum@glammr.us
2026-04-28 12:38:32

Did you miss our pop-up exhibition developed by Katelyn Stauffer’s spring 2026 class POLS 4575H: Women in US Politics? You can now experience “Pretty Politics: Women as Symbols, Women as Subjects” on our website, preserving the work of these students and finding new ways to look at our collection.

A detail of Kenny Sharf's "The 3 Faces of Jackie the American" shows a map of the United States with two portraits of Jackie Kennedy, each only showing part of her face. Greenish-blue tentacle-like things stretch across the page.
@gwire@mastodon.social
2026-03-01 15:14:14

I think you'll find we've always been at war with Eurasia, actually. Look it up.

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-03-05 07:51:08

A look at Munich's UnternehmerTUM, which tops the FT ranking of Europe's startup hubs for a third straight year and has supported 1,000 companies since 2002 (Ivan Levingston/Financial Times)
ft.com/content/50a5cb4d-d27a-4

@piger@mastodon.social
2026-04-02 14:36:27

perl grep is very handy, but it's a bit vintage... I finally bothered to look up if ripgrep can replace it, and it can!
perl -nl -e ‘/blah(stuff.*)/ && print $1’
rg ‘blah(stuff.*)' -or '$1’

@niqdanger@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-01 18:04:24

Just looked at my sisters car, the check engine light came on. My stupid ODB2 reader still works, even though it came with a Windows XP disk for a manual. The error code was P0420 which I think is just a "your car has 100k miles and will have this problem now" kinda thing. I got cold outside so we are making plans to look more later and figure out if its a sensor or the catalytic converter. Either way, P0420 exhaust code still cracks me up. Someone HAD to do that on purpose.

@joe@toot.works
2026-02-25 13:24:32

I really don't want to know what the cheeto said last night but I should probably look it up.

@markhburton@mstdn.social
2026-02-25 20:48:57

"En el caso de las izquierdas, hay algunas izquierdas que cuando se trata de Cuba miran para otro lado sin entender que Cuba tiene muchas funciones en la batalla cultural de las izquierdas del hemisferio occidental."
"In the case of the left, there are certain left sections that, when Cuba comes up, look the other way, without understanding that Cuba has multiple functions in the cultural battle of the Western hemisphere left."
Iramis R. Cšrdenas:

@pre@boing.world
2026-03-06 13:30:24

Since it looks like it might be a while until the Steam Machines are released, due to market bullshit around AI malinvestment and the subsequent price of RAM, I gave up waiting and Installed Jellyfin on a temporary machine.
Jellyfin is pretty nice. I like the sync-play feature so the machines in the kitchen and bedroom and studio can all be playing the same thing. Walking between rooms and detecting which is slightly ahead, makes me smile. Watching a TV show as I cook and being able to wonder around the flat viewing uninterupted.
A bit flakey with video though. Sync failure means they all pause sometimes. Might just be the wifi signal strength I guess.
Ripped all the old archive folders of DVDs and CDs. DVDs have a quite high failure rate after fifteen years in a cupboard eh? CDs faired better.
Expect I'll buy charity shop DVDs more now. Though also expecting half of 'em won't work.
I'm listening to music a bit more now I have a one button shuffle that triggers everywhere in the flat.
I set up a ytdl-sub to copy a few youtube playlists into the TV shows folders. Keeping like the last month's worth. Some shows, like the Dust sci-fi channel say, work really well as being part of the synced TV system instead.
Also made it slurp up all my old youtube videos into a folder too, so yet another local copy of everything I made, in there with all the other ripped shows.
I have spent far too long this month fussing with directory structures and tweeking icon images and things to make it look all pretty. Enjoy that sort of thing though.
#jellyfin #music #dvd

@azonenberg@ioc.exchange
2026-04-25 07:21:20

Set up a fourth CI builder instance running the freshly released Ubuntu Resolute / 26.04. I might eventually put a GPU on it, but for the moment it's using llvmpipe (I do want to run some tests without a GPU just to make sure that config works).
Temps were acceptable, but on the warm side, maxing out just under 80C CPU temp. Interestingly the DIMMs and VRMs on one side are much hotter than the others. I need to go back and look at the motherboard diagram, perhaps I could do some 3D…

SLURM progress display showing 4 jobs running, 3 with GPUs
Management console showing 278 GB RAM used and 234 free on a VM server with 64 vCPUs and 512GB of RAM
IPMI output showing temperatures at various points in the VM server
CPU and memory usage graph of the VM server a minute or two into the build
@thesaigoneer@social.linux.pizza
2026-03-31 03:47:06

@… Great write-up, very informative. I'll have a closer look at that Odroid, looks an impressive little powerhouse!

@sherold@mastodon.online
2026-03-30 09:17:26

Good morning and happy Monday, lovely people of the internet. 🌤☕🥳
Just remember that today is also a new day to look to the future with hope. (Or something like that.)
#DavidLynch #meme #funny

A two-panel vertical collage featuring filmmaker David Lynch in a workshop setting.

Top Panel: Lynch is seated at a desk, wearing a black button-up shirt and dark, round sunglasses. He has his signature voluminous, swept-back white hair. He is looking toward the camera with a neutral expression. White subtitle text at the bottom reads: "I'm wearing dark glasses today, because I'm seeing the future..."

Bottom Panel: A nearly identical shot of Lynch, though his expression has shifted into a…
@jtk@infosec.exchange
2026-03-27 23:18:57

You know you're an Internet old timer if you remember Gene Ray, self described "Cubic and Wisest Human"
That's right, the infamous Time Cube! Look it up and try to comprehend such simple math with your oneist brain noobs :-)

@newstik@social.heise.de
2026-04-26 08:29:12

What's up with Altitude Sports? Half the models in their webshop look like they had a first class embalming.

@cosmos4u@scicomm.xyz
2026-04-16 08:03:15

#TidalDisruptionEvents with SPH-EXA - Resolving the Return of the Stream: iopscience.iop.org/article/10. -> How Black Holes Light Up the Dark: artsandsciences.syracuse.edu/p - new hydrodynamical simulations explain how tidally destroyed stars reveal hidden supermassive black holes and why no two of these cosmic collisions look the same.

@andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it
2026-02-24 20:29:40

RE: #ACAB

@sean@scoat.es
2026-02-24 23:39:07

Think about how expensive Uber has become. Now look at this chart (sorry; borrowed it from Reddit; assuming it’s not completely wrong), and draw the simplest conclusion about how much this LLM stuff is going to cost when you’re not getting a handout to subsidize it.
Heck, if a straight line is too hard for you, just ask the LLM.

A diagram showing Uber’s cash burn totalled $18B before they turned up the profit knob. OpenAI is at $218B.
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-24 17:03:19

Next Man Up: What does a fully healthy Shavon Revel Jr. look like? dallascowboys.com/news/next-ma

@me@mastodon.peterjanes.ca
2026-03-31 18:56:54

So, look. I get why Tim Horton's has used this name for their promotion ("Timbits" are their name for doughnut holes, for those not familiar) and I really want the mission to be a success, but I don't want to be the guy who thought it up if things go pear-shaped. Space is hard.

@bici@mastodon.social
2026-02-24 04:45:05

look at all those over-fed over beered-up "tourists"

@detondev@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-12 08:17:57

there's a line the art heavily employing cultural appropriation, no matter how problematic or otherwise it really is, can sometimes approach where the various shades of intercultural mixture, inadverdent or otherwise, ends up resonating with me more than otherwise simply because look at me. look at who i am. look what happened to me.

@aardrian@toot.cafe
2026-03-24 12:51:21

This the first morning it has been clear at sunrise since the equinox, and so I have discovered I have a bathroom-henge (new house). The sun lines up nearly perfectly with the door, a fixture, and a hook. I look forward to find out if it’s exact at the next equinox.

@rasterweb@mastodon.social
2026-03-23 03:20:17

I wonder if the folks who are like "Hey look! I built an app with AI!" understand what supporting an application and supporting customers/users of an application is like.
I fear it's similar people who adopt a cute puppy and then later it sinks in that they'll need to care for a dog over its entire lifetime.
Of course some people just give up on their adopted puppy and surrender them. How many applications will be abandon-ware within a year or two?

@hacksilon@infosec.exchange
2026-04-27 10:59:46

Someone wrote a viral article claiming that Claude installs Spyware on your computer. The technical observation is real, but the threat is not. I took a closer look, and I would argue that the real issue with the Claude extension is somewhere else entirely, and I've seen little discussion on it: Matt Hand at Origin found that the extension actually allows almost *any* software on your machine to control your browser.
I wrote it up as an example for how threat modeling can be helpfu…

@fanf@mendeddrum.org
2026-02-25 09:42:03

from my link log —
Reduced the size of Golang binaries by up to 77%.
datadoghq.com/blog/engineering
saved 2026-02-24

@inthehands@hachyderm.io
2026-02-26 03:07:45

…sometimes there’s •not• a clear standard way. Sometimes you need flexibility. For example, a lot of what makes UI programming hard is layout: you have to make your own very specific application look good on a variety of devices and screens, which means coming up with an •algorithm• for adjusting your design for all those different contexts.
That’s an intrinsically hard problem that requires design chops and nuance and contextual knowledge. Attempts to abstract the decisions out of that problem have been stubbornly unsuccessful. (How many layout engines are out there now?)

@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-03-19 21:45:53

A look at the AP's shift into video to generate DTC revenue; a source says US papers make up under 10% of its overall revenue and non-media clients are growing (Brian Steinberg/Variety)
variety.com/2026/tv/news/assoc

@raiders@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-21 21:28:32

2026 NFL Draft Odds: Who Will Make Up the Top 15 Picks? foxsports.com/stories/nfl/2026

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-29 13:01:52

Exclusive: Josh Butler Gets Real on Cowboys’ New-Look Defense heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-co

@aral@mastodon.ar.al
2026-03-14 14:40:00

RE: mastodon.social/@DrALJONES/116
The Hague does not apply to the United States. Why? Because “we will fuck you up, that’s why” (aka Hague Invasion Act, look it up)

@floheinstein@chaos.social
2026-03-26 09:44:49

Do you want to look up a Swiss train connection directly on your terminal, no browser needed?
Necrom4 has written a TUI for SBB
#bahnbubble

A text-based user interface  in black and the sbb colors, showing train connections between Lausanne Ouchy-Olympique to Lausanne, Flon
@me@mastodon.peterjanes.ca
2026-03-31 18:56:54

So, look. I get why Tim Horton's has used this name for their promotion ("Timbits" are their name for doughnut holes, for those not familiar) and I really want the mission to be a success, but I don't want to be the guy who thought it up if things go pear-shaped. Space is hard.

A box of Tim Horton's "moonbits", featuring two spacesuited doughnut holes ("Timbits") floating above the moon with Earth in the distance.

The text on one side reads:

Artemis II Mission

Canada will make history when Canadian Space Agency astronaut Jeremy Hansen, born and raised in the London, Ontario, area, flies around the Moon as part of Artemis II, the first crewed mission to the Moon since the Apollo missions over 50 years ago. Canada will be only the second country to ever send an astro…
@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-05 18:34:43

Saints rumor puts 8-time Pro Bowler in play for Cowboys, Eagles and Lions in free agency sportingnews.com/us/nfl/detroi

Should we really say that Trump and ICE are holding people in “concentration camps”?
Yes !
— because it’s both true and strategic.
It’s true because that's what they are,
as Andrea Pitzer explained in our recent conversation:
a place where people are held without due process after being rounded up based solely on what they look like and where they come from.
It’s strategic because it signals that this is an extreme circumstance that demands an urgent…

@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io
2026-02-15 18:48:20

So I’m using Facebook marketplace occasionally to look for interesting local stuff (e.g. retrocomputing), and this means I occasionally see the main timeline Facebook serves up for me.
It’s literally ONLY right-wing shit like anti-vaxx stuff, racism about brown people and videos with real or simulated violence.
To call it a cesspit would be unfair to actual cesspits.
How are we as society not making an end to this garbage?

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-03-30 14:39:14

RE: #StreetMedics. I've been writing a lot about my own trauma, so it kind of fits with the theme of my current work.
I'd love to read stuff from street medics writing about their trauma, either in the form of fiction or non-fiction, just to start to wrap my head around what such a game could look like.
Also... folks should generally just have an idea of how fucked up shit can get and why street medics are often super traumatized and we should be making that as visible as possible.

@catsalad@infosec.exchange
2026-02-14 06:58:18

I must go, #Caturday needs me

Video on the cat laying on the floor next to the wall, but because the film perspective is also sideways, the kitty look like it's standing on an edge by a wall. After a bit, the cat turns its head, gets up, and walks away, making it appear as if its walking straight up a walk (as cats have sometimes been known to do)
@Mediagazer@mstdn.social
2026-04-26 00:11:01

A look at Tony Dokoupil's tenure, with tumbling ratings and his kid-glove questioning of the powerful, as he became the face of the Weiss revolution at CBS News (Aidan McLaughlin/Vanity Fair)
vanityfair.com/news/story/tony

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-19 21:04:09

Jalen Thompson: Cowboys new-look defense 'ready to step it up' dallascowboys.com/news/jalen-t

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-03-16 11:16:03

GovAI and Brookings: many of the people most at risk if AI transforms work are also the best placed to find new jobs, as researchers disagree over AI's impact (Washington Post)
washingtonpost.com/technology/

Social Security COLA Increases Suddenly Look a Whole Lot Higher
“March’s 3.3% year-over-year inflation rate, up from 2.4% in February, could translate into a
Cost Of Living Adjustment of
3.2% for 2026,
according to Mary Johnson, an independent Social Security and Medicare policy analyst who calculates the projection.
Back in January, she had pegged the increase at just 1.2%.”

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-03-04 17:26:33

Cowboys to Hold Private Workout for Sleeper Draft Prospect heavy.com/sports/nfl/dallas-co

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-02-25 07:30:58

A look at TAT-8, the first transoceanic fiber-optic cable, which went into service in 1988, was retired in 2002, and is now being pulled up for recycling (Jane Ruffino/Wired)
wired.com/story/say-goodbye-to

@hex@kolektiva.social
2026-02-25 06:36:39

Things like the #NoKings protests may feel like they're not enough, but they can be useful for building that network. Asking neighbors if they're going can help open up conversations, can lead to more conversations, can provide openings to find ways to escalate resistance, and can let you build what you need to feel safe going hard if you realize it's time.
Protests directly against facilities and other direct actions are small escalations that let you build trust and understand your network. If you want to know where you need to be, look at Twin Cities. That is the type of response that makes the machine grind to halt.
Make that happen everywhere and more escalation may not be necessary. And, if it is necessary to escalate more, that level of community organizing makes all other forms of escalation sustainable.

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-05-04 12:22:18

3 Running Backs Cowboys Should Target In Trade To Upgrade RB2 si.com/nfl/cowboys/onsi/3-runn

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-03-23 07:51:01

A look at Andrej Karpathy's "autoresearch" experiment, where an AI agent runs in a loop iterating and evaluating on training code to optimize a model (Jeremy Kahn/Fortune)
fortune.com/2026/03/17/andrej-

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-04-15 03:31:48

Buyers’ market: Stage is set for Cowboys to move up in 2026 NFL draft cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-03-21 21:06:07

A look at "tokenmaxxing", a status game where employees at a number of companies compete on leaderboards to show how much AI they're using (Kevin Roose/New York Times)
nytimes.com/2026/03/20/technol

@cowboys@darktundra.xyz
2026-05-02 16:01:28

Cowboys assign UDFA jersey numbers; recycle Kneeland's No. 94 cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story

@Techmeme@techhub.social
2026-02-18 06:20:50

A look at MGX, Abu Dhabi's AI investment vehicle with stakes in Anthropic, xAI, and OpenAI; the firm plans to spend up to $10B annually over the next few years (Bloomberg)
bloomberg.com/news/articles/20